The lunatic tweets like an ass.
The lunatic speaks out his ass
Remembering blame and crazy claims and gaffes
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic has cast a pall
The lunatics have so much gall
TV news keeps his crazy rants in our ears
And every day the lunatic spews more
And the crazy train is off the rusted tracks again
And if this is the end of the damn line
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you here on 3 Chords & the Truth
It's the Big Show, y'all. Let's be here while we can. Aloha.