Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast

Your creature fix in podcast form. Monster Porn is an anthology of horror stories, weird fiction, bizarro fiction, and speculative fiction from creators Matt Cummins and Bret Norwood. When Matt and wannabe sorcerer Bret accidentally summon a Lovecraftian horror, trapping him in the body of an adorable teacup piggie, they are compelled to create the horror anthology podcast that will destroy the world. This is the horror podcast where every day is like Halloween...and prom night! From Lovecraftian horror to new weird to bizarro, we've got it all. Prepare to get weird.


episode 44: "The Cow in Reverse" by Bret Norwood

Monster Porn presents science fiction (with a dash of horror) in “The Cow in Reverse” by Bret Norwood. A dropship lands on Allworld containing ten dozen listless, serene guests from the star system called “The Rose.” As Allworld displays its hospitality for the visitors, and through the search for signs of an alien intelligence among them capable of having built and piloted the ship, it becomes clear that the Roseans did not send themselves. But then…who did, and why?

This is a science fiction story in the spirit of Ursula Le Guin about the unintelligibility of alien cultures, the difference between sentience and sapience, animal cruelty, and factory farming.

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 2020-02-03  34m