Dear Hank & John

Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the third-tier English football club).


episode 309: 309: The Modern Pacifier

Do subatomic particles have color? How do I be less dependent on my phone? What happens if you eat the scoby? How do you help a parent when they lose their job? Where did museums come from?  Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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