What were you in a former life? I was in the the library trade, and I still think books should be set free. So in the Pie Shop, I'm setting up some book-trade shelves, stocking them with my favorite authors like Dan Jenkins, who has given me many great insights over the years. I really think books do need to keep moving, don't you? Next I introduce your second-cousin Darnell. Rememer how often he used to show up on the Montel Williams Show? Well, he's home now and it's good to have him back. Ah, yes, THAT Darnell. And finally, my dear friend Little Peach and I set off on my birthday trip to the Island Sound of Key West — or at least we will if we can ever get out of the Nassau Airport.