Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

In this fizzless episode of CESK, our favorite nerf-herders Joeba and Ripley embark on a journey through the graveyard of forgotten fads. The duo tackles malfunctioning keggerators and some internal conflict with the Ship’s droid Zero-Frux. In today’s ‘Banter Beacon’, our hosts explores a nostalgic array of fizzled-out trends such as Beanie Babies to Vine, Pokémon Cards, Livestrong Bracelettes, Silly Bands, and more, recounting the rise and fall of these cultural phenomena...

In a cosmic rendezvous of epic proportions, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero Frux embark on yet another interdimensional adventure as they find themselves ensnared by the enigmatic Lower 4th Dimension once again! But they are not alone in this cosmic caper! Joined by the equally intrepid Brent Hand and David Flora from the acclaimed Hysteria 51 podcast, the group takes a deep dive into the Hyperspace Headlines...

Stardate: December 16th, 2019 (in Earth Years) and The Black Swirl was making it’s way through the Anti-Matter Minute DImension (the DImension in which the minutes of the day don't matter), when suddenly it found itself being pulled into some sort of temporal rift.....

In this cosmic celebration aboard The Black Swirl, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott reflect on the wild ride through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension over the past year. As they steer clear of Earth's New Year countdown, the duo indulges in the breathtaking Meteorworks display just outside the Bleu Wafflian Nebula. Amid banter and reminiscing, they delve into their best moments, geeky discussions, and the absurdity that defines Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind...

“We're two space pirates on a mission tonight To capture footage of Santa Claus in flight Got our mics and our cameras, ready to roll Gonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole (ooohhh) Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wild Two broke rebels with a mission, feelin' so riled Santa's on our radar, and he won't escape, We're gonna make this podcast the best in outer space!” Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://abc7amarillo...

During our latest riveting adventure, Joeba reveals a surprising modification to their ship, incorporating a flux capacitor from a rare Back to the Future VHS tape. Ripley's skepticism grows as Joeba recounts testing the device, taking a unique journey through time that involves dinosaurs, Nazis, Blink's first show, and a questionable encounter with Pamela Anderson...