D&D is For Nerds

In which our heroes are way too keen to earn gnomish money they were told doesn't exist. We listen to the Dungeon Master complain about fifth edition, delver deeper into the hole and encounter exactly what they expected. Sir Grapebirth gets pretty...

In which our heroes listen to the Dungeon Master cackle like an idiot. We are still fighting those god-damn swords, treat a magical sword like a pokemon and decide it's been a long day. Sir Grapebirth is trapped in initiative, Ro Wan lands on his ...

In which our heroes open the obviously evil box, twice. We decipher some magical seals, get lied to by a gnome and run from the friendly, lolly wielding priest. Sir Grapebirth names a cow, Ro Wan makes the Dungeon Master laugh and Merchant eldritch...

In which our heroes are amazed by Gnomes. We get “hornswaggled”, visit the Gnomish town of Footscray and kill a ghost. Sir Grapebirth is very confident with himself, Ro Wan is introduced and Merchant believes an idiot. So join our party as they put in...

In which our heroes find the slaves and rescue them. We have some serious misunderstandings, kill a whole bunch of orcs and speak elven. Sir Grapebirth runs into a club, Ophelia Splice creates a mess and Merchant puts elves into magical sleep (which he...

In which our heroes trail some orcs and their slaves. We make an argument for self preservation, fight some orcs and engage in orc-based buffoonery. Sir Grapebirth leads others into danger, Ophelia Splice pisses herself and Merchant tries to talk his...

In which our heroes deal with the consequences of disturbing an ancient tomb. We find the vault, find what lives inside and cause a great deal of panic. Sir Grapebirth throws things at an invisible wall, Ophelia Splice decides looting is in her...

In which our heroes deal with the trips and traps in the underground tomb. We fight ghost swords, take a rest and being their looting. Sir Grapebirth swings a magical sword at another magical sword, Ophelia Splice threatens swords and Merchant leaves...

In which our heroes disrupt the goings on of the town. We finally all get into the city, investigate a fountain and volunteer to die in place of the town guard. Sir Grapebirth takes an ill advised trip into the forest, Ophelia Splice is a warrior monk...

In which our heroes meet and fail. We introduce our characters, try to get through the city gate and start a tavern brawl. Sir Grapebirth gets put in his place, Ophelia Splice puts someone in their place and Merchant doesn't get into the city befo...