Last week was subreddit adoption week, when forgotten subreddits go up for auction, and budding new mods try to convince other Redditors that they're the mod for the job. So, DYR takes a look at the final orphans on the last day of the adoption drive, and give our thoughts on what r/mover, r/fix, and r/nightclub should be. Plus, we Gryffindor shame u/myfreeday, and read listener mail. This episode brought to you by the U.S. Postal Service.