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What if North Korea decided to put their military money where their mouths are and actually bomb America? What if Donald Trump was actually voted into presidency and then revealed that it was all a fantastic marketing ploy for a new White House-themed reality TV show every Thursday at 8:00pm EST (5:00pm PST)? What if u/myfreeday's wife gave birth to baby Frank "freeway" Freeday live on the pod? These are all the kind of questions that deserve quantifiable, serious speculation on r/futurewhatif...

Almost every episode, the DYR gang ends the hour by hitting the random button on Reddit. And just as often, someone gets a subreddit dedicated solely to a small town or city somewhere in the world. So, this episode we're dedicating entirely (almost) to the subreddit for Fresno, California. Or as you may know it, home of VISA, nightcrawlers, political assassinee John Lang, and the 2009 BBC documentary "The City Addicted to Crystal Meth". Really powerful stuff guys...

r/askreddit is Reddit's #1 subreddit, with almost 14mil subscribers. It's an amazing introduction to the mentality of redditers, as well as a great resource for both insightful answers to insightful questions. Or a good place to laugh at gyno jokes and really specific and misguided sex tips for teenagers. This week, u/myfreeday, u/dogboobes, and u/itsyerdad barely touch the tip of the iceberg, then quickly drift into another conversation about swords and conspiracies. what's new i guess...

In 2013 the world collectively asked "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" for eight whole episodes of riveting TV drama/comedy/fantasy. Well in 2016, we finally got the answer we were looking for - he would fake an armed robbery so that he wouldn't have to tell his mom about a late night bender, therefore throwing the whole world into a fit of collective shaming...

What's up with Marina Joyce? Was she really held captive by a stranger in black? Is her YouTube agent milking her fashion vlogger bones for all they have to offer? Was she just getting lit on bath salts all along? Or is she just a weird cosplay kid with questionable mental stability? This week, u/itsyerdad, u/myfreeday, and u/dogboobes continue where they left off at the end of r/dicksoutforharambe and speculate on what actually happened to Marina Joyce...

No matter how much someone tries to describe bitcoin, it doesn't make sense. How do you generate money via cryptocurrency, via ethernet cables, via mining farms? Nope. But Buttcoin? That's something we can get behind. A simple butt 2 butt network, where buttfarms connected by a bunch of ethernet cables or something generate butts that you can then use to buy a bunch of Internet things like dongles, linuxes, and black tar heroin...

This is a special one guys. We're officially at peak meme with #dicksoutforharambe, if not 1-3 days past peak meme. Either way, we're catching this one in the wild, and digging into our newest favorite Internet moment, slash least favorite life moment, Harambe. r/dicksoutforharambe and now r/harambe is dedicated to resters in peacers for the world's favorite gorilla who went too soon, Cincinnati's finest, Harambe, and all the weirdness that ensues when the Internet catches fire...

Hey Nerds, we're back. Speaking of backs, u/dogboobes got a new one, but she's still in recovery, which is why the whole pod sounds like it is being recorded from inside an abandoned Russian oil tanker (because she lives in an abandoned Russian oil tanker). Whatever. We're back, and backer than ever, to talk about r/personalfinance. "Hey DYR, that sounds boring." Well it's not you mouthbreathers. R/PersonalFinance is weirdly dark and anecdotal, so we decided to talk about it for a long time...

This week, we're bringing you a user submission from u/backforward24, and a good one at that. While u/dogboobes nurses her slipped disks, and u/myfreeday nurses a rosé in Tuscany, we discuss the world's most confusing international ongoing inside joke, all over Google Hangouts. Also, U/itsyerdad is a terrible internet audio engineer, we try to talk www.trueswords.com into sponsoring us, and we make about a thousand references to things you can't see on our pod (go to www.didyoureddit.com)...

This week, u/itsyerdad, u/dogboobes, and u/myfreeday discuss r/pointlessstories at 7:00am. Before the gang came to u/itsyerdad's garage studio (that's not sponsored by stamps dot com), he realized that he didn't have any creamer for their coffee, so he looked in his fridge frantically and found Hershey's caramel, so he decided to put caramel in their coffee instead of cream. So the coffee was ok after all. Last of all, Resters in Peacers Morley Safer - the king of non pointless stories...