Dumb People Town

Comedian, actor, and director Bill Burr (also co-founder of ATC) stops by as Jason explains why a vampire dad is injecting himself with his teenaged son's blood to stay young, Daniel describes a Florida man that lost an arm to an alligator, and Randy warns against breastfeeding from your mother on your wedding day, and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton stops by as Jason explains how a man claiming to be a time traveler threw a brick through a family's window to save them from a future event, Randy describes a Florida man that tried to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a hamster wheel, and Daniel warns against working out in the middle of the night lest you get stuck upside down on the equipment, and so much more!

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Comedian, podcaster, and author (Subculture Vulture) Moshe Kasher stops by as Daniel describes a Florida man who was arrested after locking himself in a Little Caesar's that he was burglarizing, Jason explains why a woman in a pink dress stole a tractor, and Randy warns about mistaking a yoga class for a mass killing, and so much more!

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Comedian and actor Rob Huebel stops by as Randy explains how tourists in Hawaii followed their GPS right into a harbor, Jason describes a Wisconsin election that was decided by a dice roll, and Daniel warns against having sex at an amusement park. and so much more!

Comedian Blair Socci (Live From The Big Dog on Veeps) stops by as Randy describes a man with 2 working penises that claims women don't believe him till they see it, Jason tells about a dirt bike rider speaking out after a police chase, and Daniel warns against buying gold bars on Craigslist, and so much more!

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Comedian Nimesh Patel stops by as Daniel describes a man whom was protesting a wedding venue and shot a firework at a helicopter that was carrying the bride and groom, Randy explains why a Pennsylvania man stole cakes with his face on it, and Jason tells about a Springfield man that demanded meat at gunpoint, and so much more!

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Chad Kroeger and JT Parr (Going Deep with Chad & JT on All Things Comedy) stop by as Randy explains why a Chinese zoo has to deny that it's Sun Bear is a man in a bear suit, Daniel warns about a hiker that brought a snake home and ends up in the hospital, and Jason describes a couple left with "trust issues" after opening potato chips, and so much more!

Comedian and actor Chris Estrada (This Fool on Hulu) stops by as Daniel describes a couple on their first date that broke into a church to play the piano, Jason explains why a court spectator was jailed for laughing at the jury during a tax fraud trial, and Randy regales about a man arrested for DUI with Boris Johnson's drivers license, and so much more!

Comedian Justin Martindale stops by as Randy describes a man who was arrested after throwing deli meat at police, Jason explains why a man drunkenly stole the thumb off of an ancient Chinese statue, and Daniel warns about trying to travel through time while driving, and so much more!

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Comedian Shane Torres (Blue Eyed Mexican) stops by as Jason describes a man claiming to have a back injury posts photos of himself hanging upside down from a zipline, Daniel covers a Taco Bell employee that is suing the company after their Christmas party becomes an orgy, and Randy warns about a romantic vacation getting ruined by hotel porn, and so much more!

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