Dumb People Town

This week Sara Schaefer joins the show! 

In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation.

Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane.

Story 3  is the tale of the most innocent suspect ever!

Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint!

This week Nate Bargatze joins the show!

In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests.  

Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusive segment, the guys talk to Nate about his special and more!  

Story 2 brings us a man who swallows a fork.  

Story 3 is the tale of violence at a Wawa. 

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos! 

Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, which involves a reckless scooter driver and an out of control dog...

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Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf cart joyride!

Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf!

In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus a mini story involving a mom who advocates for her son's dating life a bit too much! 

Story 2 brings us a Valentine's Day attempt for a free meal at an Outback Steakhouse! 

Story 3 is the sad tale of the demise of a nudist restaurant. 

This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!

Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.

Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet.  

In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow.

For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint.

This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!

Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and dentures.

Story 2 brings us a love story involving a zombie doll.

Story 3 is the tale of a misunderstanding at an illegal strip club.

Then for our Stitcher Premium listeners, we have an extra story about a cat owner who gets stuck up a tree trying to save a cat!