ESL RPG

This time, our heroes arrive in Phandalin. They immediately choose to get a street urchin guided tour of town to go around selling off their loot, completing their quests, and buying new weapons.

Nobody mentioned the goblins coming with them, but they did bring up the ears they carry.... a lot....

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Look! It's Bloopers! Where we say all the bad stuff we can't include in the normal podcast!

Or the philosophical discussions.

Or the rules lawyering.

Or... other stuff....

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So those things that should not be? Dinosaurs. They were dinosaurs. One gets mocked to death.

Later, an interesting encounter with some people with a very stony demeanor.

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Our heroes make it to the base of Copper Mountain, learn why it is called Copper Mountain, meet some nice people named Widow and Bachelor, who tell them about a dragon named Bob.

They also hear about some Goliaths engaging in a bad idea, chase after them, and discover signs of a thing that should not be.

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Here are all the bloopers from the latest Jeff's Door game! And some of it is just rules lawyering and philosophy!

Yes, that is the reason it is so long. Lots of lawyering and philosophy.

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Our party somehow finish the fight between the hunters and the dryad! Apparently, Arry has the best words? Anyway, they also venture deeper into the woods, and hear the tale of a man who lost a sword. Oh, his brother. He's lost too.

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In this episode, negotiations between the hunters, the dryad, and the group break down to fighting. It goes... long and badly... with a lot of down and up and down and up.

And it doesn't actually end this episode! So, tune in for the end!

By the way, new thank yous for the Patrons!

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In this episode, we continue the adventures of Meg Ryan, in which Meg has a possibly prophetic dream, Arry makes pancakes, everyone makes progress on the road, they make lunch in a town that vaguely tolerates them, and they meet a dryad and hunter who don't tolerate each other at all.

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Bloopers, distractions, rules-lawyering, and explaining the orgy. This part is actually pretty safe for work, the rest less so.

In this episode, combat fails to end quickly, in no small part because of quickly-moving shoes, and conversations get confused.

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