Full 90 Soccer Time

A weekly look into the Seattle Sounders FC, nerdy soccer culture, fan outrage, sumo, and an attempt to understand the hottest soccer league not funded by foreign royalty, MLS.


Eine durchschnittliche Folge dieses Podcasts dauert 36m. Bisher sind 193 Folge(n) erschienen. Dies ist ein wöchentlich erscheinender Podcast

S3E21 - Cape Up

Grab your bi-color cape, we're keeping soccer alive the best way we know how! Let the sickness continue so the league can live. Also, warning about possible inhalation of exercise farts...



S3E20 - Awww Coconuts

We waited for lightning and storms to pass and we still don’t know who the Sounders will play in the Playoffs Jr., or how they somehow secured the #2 seed in their group, or how Vancouver advanced at all, or what Brian Schmetzer’s username is. When Nouhou is your safest player in defense, you know you’re in good hands.



S3E19 - Ruined Diaz

We’d rather eat a deep dish pizza than be put through 100 minutes of that again. The Rave Green were drenched in the springs of the Chad Barrett River, but they’re going to need more than that if they plan on beating accidental Canadian goals on Sunday. Sounders advance if [insert complicated scenarios here] but basically if they win. 



S3E18 - NSFL: Neck Space For Lease

Well, that was something. Sounders are back, kinda, and if you want to get up early on Tuesday, you can see if it gets any better, because it can’t get worse. You can now lease your neck to Raul Ruidiaz for future tattoos, but you should get in line. JUST GIVE THE GD BALL TO RAUL.


 2020-07-11  29m

S3E17 - Salty Man Water

Two games into the tournament (or one if you’re Gregr) and we learned a few things. Mainly, MLS is crap, white shirts are see-through when wet #FreeTheNip, and we should all hold our ACLs a little more close. Dunking on MLS is still original and cool, right?


 2020-07-09  35m

S3E16 - Skip The Kissing Booth

Time to change the name to the Most of MLS is back Cup! FC Dallas hit the long dusty highway home and Nashville seem ready to do the same, but Dr. Spaceman seems to think it’s still safe to play and that Don Garber’s Kissing Booth doesn’t break any public health guidelines. In 100 years, the best soccer rivalry will be a disaster, but for now it’s just San Jose.


 2020-07-07  35m

S3E15 - I Must Be Emu

Are there Emos in Australia? The Retournament is somehow still happening despite FC Dallas coming down with so much COVID. Stretch ya neck with Raul. Come get a podcast sandwich of undercooked potatoes and Hot Garbage*. Stabby Rip Stab Stab *Hot Garbage is no included on the all inclusive menu and you will be bill $95.


 2020-07-02  36m

S3E14 - The Retournament

We found the Wizard Bird! By we, we mean you, and by you, we mean Jean and David. The Green Sounders look great, so let’s hope they play those guys in the Returnament. Florida is a HOT MESS but MLS seems to love a challenge, so far the tournament is still on. Could FC Dallas start without their universally-hated number one GK? Let’s hope so. 


 2020-06-24  32m

S3E13 - Squirrelos

Is time real? Are birds real? Is any of this world real? Harry Shipp left the Sounders to go wrestle with some of life’s existential questions and left the rest of us behind IN ORLANDO WITH CALEB PORTER. Sounders sign two new players, but really they just signed one really tall man who is 100% definitely old enough to buy beer. You can tell by his mustache.


 2020-06-17  39m

S3E12 - Raul Rufousdiaz

Quick, three beers! The New Episode of Full 90 Soccer Time Tournament is back and we are taking a look at all groups of the MLS is Back tournament, except stupid boring group A, which sucks. We STILL don’t know how to watch the soccer, but the soccer is coming. We also discovered a lizard bird, so you’re welcome.  


 2020-06-12  28m