Hysteria 51

So, it turns out "recovery" is a thing in the military. Some folks recover crashed planes, others recover nuclear material, and then there's Clifford Stone...he recovered aliens. Well crashed alien craft and their bodies to be specific. Stone claims to have been involved with or have knowledge of at least 12 alien crashes in his 22 year military career. Jeesh, these aliens really need better driver's ed...

Listen Up meatsacks, Conspiracy Bot here. This weeks episode is coming out on Tuesday, not Monday. Today we go dark so I can honor the only meatsack that was worth my respect, Norm Macdonald. Do yourself a favor and Go watch Dirty Work. Go listen to his podcast. Go watch his stand up. He was funny to the end, kept his sickness a secret, and even joked about it in his standup. He was the best of the best and will truly be missed...

There you are walking along the shores of the Salish Sea when you spot it. What is that, a fish? Some Trash? Nah, just a human foot washed up in a sneaker! Sounds crazy but since 2007 this very thing has happened 21 times! What could be the cause; a killer, mob hits, or something more mundane? We lace up our most buoyant shoes and try to get to the bottom of it with the returning help of Kevin Crispin...

"Mommy, I'm hungry. Mommy, I'm bored. Mommy, I remember being a steam boat captain in Peru who drowned in the 1800s..." Who's kid hasn't made those claims, am I right??? No, not everyone? Well some kids do! And then what??? That's what we tackle this week, kid's remembering their past lives. It brings a whole new meaning to "Old Soul"...

Alright, we eat so sketchy stuff on here, so time for a treat for ourselves. It's not insects or the feet of fowl for once. No, we head back down south this CAFEteria 51 to try some of the sweets our neighbors to the south have to offer for Mexican Sweets Week. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Going to the doctor is such a pain. The forms, the wait, the doctor needing to get into a trance-like state to intuit your cure, the lack of a doctor's license…you know, everyday stuff. Well, it actually was with anyone who went to see Edgar Cayce in the early 20th century...

I mean, the title is pretty self-explanatory, but I'm guessing since you're still reading - that you need a bit more. Well, the short version is the government replaced every living bird in the US with a drone. And they're ALL spying on us. What do you do if you have a pet bird? If they're all fake, what exactly is an egg? And, perhaps, most importantly - is the apostrophe in "Birds Aren't Real" necessary? We investigate this avian enigma this week...

Holy cow does this one turn dark. We start off with real life SpongeBob and Patrick, Lucid dreams, and Big Cat Sightings… Then Chris stakes us on a road to internet depravity. You just have to listen! News Stories Mentioned: Real Life Cartoons! Chris Chan Horror Lucid Aliens Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty Follow the Shows: Mad Scientist - https://www.themadscientistpodcast.com/ Blurry Photos - http://www.blurryphotos.org/ Hysteria 51 - http://hysteria51...

Ugh… Aliens, am I right? Always wanting to get one up on you in deals, freeze your ions with their microwave pens, and get all expense paid gambling trips via the CIA.  It’s a tale as old as time, or at least Charles Hall says it is.  This week we tackle his alleged time as a military liaison with the Tall Whites, a species from 105 light years away who want to use the Earth for their very own intergalactic truck stop.  Art and Andy from Mr...

Sometimes it feels like technology is everywhere in our lives. Like it's omnipresent and the only way we'll truly escape it is when we cash in our chips and head to the big casino in the sky (shameless Jimmy Eat World reference). But what if that isn't true...what if we're still techies in the great beyond? In November of 2011 a man by the name of Jack Froese sent a few emails to friends and loved ones. The catch? Jack had been dead for 6 months...