Kill James Bond!

It's honestly somewhat refreshing to see a movie be genuinely, wholeheartedly and earnestly racist against the English. I've never felt real hate like this before and I can only respect it. Anyway this movie is shit  ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT As...

Alright, after taking a brief vacation to the land of Lazenby, it's time to return to Jack Ryan. This one is a modern reboot from 2014 that is somehow equal parts James Bond, Jason Bourne, and Alex Rider Stormbreaker.A shady Russian capitalist plans...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Lets not beat around the bush here: Alice did not participate in bringing a movie that means a lot to her, instead opting to show us Winter Kills. Af...

Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a qu...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------Surely not EVERYONE was Kung Fu Fighting. That would be insane. ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind ou...

This movie boldly asks: What if a global neo-nazi cabal used a stolen israeli nuke to glass the city of Baltimore?  What if CIA Analyst Jack Ryan (Slightly too young Ben Affleck) was to try to stop it?    Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced...

We're just not quite ready to let Harrison Ford go yet, so we move seamlessly from Clear and Present Danger to Air Force One, a roughly contemporaneous movie that could fit very neatly into the Jack Ryan universe, as canonically Jack does become Pres...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond Continuing the trend that Abi started by bringing us Totally Spies last time, we're taking a deep dive in to Alice's favourite childhood film, a movie that ...

It's time to keep up the heat on Jack Ryan, and this time Mr Constitution himself is off to Colombia to racistly get himself involved in a bunch of drug smuggling events. Hard to express the lack of respect this movie has to the nation of Colombia, a...

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond   Alright, look. Permit us this one. This was pretty nice to do.   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website...