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Lou Read Ep181 Bonus – Learn Prostate Massage Again and Again!


Are you feeling the protrusion yet? Please enjoy this episode about milking your prostate. If you don’t know how to milk your prostate by the end of this episode then you just aren’t trying very hard…


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 January 30, 2019  29m
 
 

Lou Reads ep 181 – The Spicy Talk Forums


As a married man who hates breasts I could not get down with this forum. I mean, who likes breasts? Especially breasts full of milk that are being shared with lots of grown dudes and ladies looking for some kind of Adult Nursing Relationship?


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 January 17, 2019  1h1m
 
 

Lou Reads ep 180: Do you have the stomach to endure the Big Guts Forum?


I think we can all agree that everyone loves that feeling when you go to try on some clothes and realize that we’ve gotten too fat to fit into then. I think “super proud, content and certain that we’re living our best life” is probably the best way to ...


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 December 1, 2018  50m
 
 

Lou Reads ep 179 – The Visit Beyond the Vail of Afterlife Forums


What happens to us when we die? What happens to us before we are born? Somehow the people at this forum know, with certainty, that everything is going to be alright. Especially after you die. This is truly amazing considering I can barely figure out wh...


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 October 30, 2018  1h15m
 
 

Lou Reads episode 178 – The Joys of Smoking Spice and K2 from Erowid!


Hey, I know that drug laws are lame and whatever, but what if I told you that you could get super high… legally! What if I told you that there was this drug that was pretty much like marijuana but was totally legal.


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 September 28, 2018  59m
 
 

Lou Reads ep177 Tales of Escorts First Clients from Reddit


Hey, I know we just has sex and that I paid you for that sex because you’re an escort. But, I really feel that in this 10 minute encounter that we’ve bonded and I’d really like to see you again. And, also have sex with you again for money. But,


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 August 30, 2018  50m
 
 

Lou Reads ep176 – Dark Secrets Shared from Reddit


What’s that now? You want me to share some of my darkest secrets with the internet? Well, gee… I mean, I’ve seen and done some terrible things in my life but I’m not sure I want to post them on THE INTERNET… Oh,


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 July 25, 2018  51m
 
 

Lou Reads ep175: The parasite infested forums of The Cure Zone


You know that feeling you get when the world is telling you that you should take anti-psychotic medicine to deal with the invisible parasites you’re being plagued by? And you know the feeling you get when you tell the doctors you don’t want to take the...


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 June 24, 2018  50m
 
 

Lou Reads ep 174 – The Forums of Prison Talk


Have you considered marrying a man who you’ve only known through a pen pal connection? In this age of swiping right or left to instantly connect with someone, you can still find some people who are meeting people like it’s 1980 or something!


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 May 16, 2018  59m
 
 

Lou Reads ep173 – SOLO SUCK FORUMS


I’m not doing myself any favors by reading from the forums of Solo Suck. I knew it would be tough to read and yet, I persisted. Just like Elizabeth Warren! Except instead of standing up to the GOP I stood up to my own stomach and challenged it with som...


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 March 29, 2018  1h9m