Queens of Adventure

A Portable Party. Hemmingway had A Moveable Feast. And look where that got him. Now he is a ghost. We have a portable party. And also ghosts. So I guess we're no better than Hemmingway. At least the Kraken Priest has been defeated! Now, no fewer than one Jim Jim, one Throbardon, one Karin, one Patrick, one Ellen, a Gnomi, two humans, and two halflings look to Bootie & the Hofish for guidance. Wait a minute.....

Have a Little Priest! Bootie & the Hofish find themselves in the unholiest of holies, the lair of the Kraken Priest! Will our heroes alter the altar, severing the connection between monster and master? Or, will they wind up altered beasts, mindlessly serving the Kraken's unfathomable will? Only Gnomi knows for sure. And he's got his own problems to deal with. Music: “Interloper” & “Unlight”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3...

Below the Bottom. Lady Essence, leader of the Glamazons, has sentenced Bootie & the Hofish to die at the clammy hands of the sea spawn; undead thralls of the mighty Kraken. Dragged below the bottom of the sea, will our heroes survive to see the light of another day? (… technically the light of another day could kill Arson, so maybe it’s all a wash) Thank you to special guest Gilda Wabbit (@gildawabbit) for the cameo vocal stylings!

Lawful Netural. The tea cannot be unspilled. Things get judgey.

The Tea. Part clip show, part deposition LARPing, part torture porn, this episode's got it all! Find out what happens when our queer heroes have to set the record straight.

March of the H.O.G.s! After many arduous battles and a months-long journey (in podcast time), the gang finally discovers what's contained in the treaty that they've worked so hard to obtain. Surely this hard-won information will inform their decision making! Music: “Dewdrop Fantasy”, "This House", & “Run Amok!”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The Library is Closed. Bootie & the Hofish got what they came for, but will they survive to savor victory? This episode contains something a bit like a dungeon & something a bit like a dragon! Music: “Dewdrop Fantasy”, "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Myst on the Moor”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Not Today, Satan! Bootie & the Hofish are reunited in the Watersport archive where their attempt to recover the Fire Island treaty is bedeviled by Barb. Butylene Zings, Harlotte gets handsy, Arson embraces change, and Fraya unbirths herself into an ooze. Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Welcome to Horrorland”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

To Get to the Other Side... This week Harlotte and Fraya cross the road. Wait… no… let me try that again. After the thrilling cliffhanger at the end of our last episode, Bootie & the Hofish desperately race to reunite inside the enemy stronghold. Standing between the party and their happy reunion are infernal imps, wily wyverns, and sinister slimes...

The Belles of Watersport! This week Harlotte and Fraya stroll along the beach. Butylene brews some tea. And Arson discovers that the library is open. Nothing bad or troubling happens at all. We don't learn about any impending doom. Nobody burns down any buildings. Everything is fine. Visit http://bit.ly/extralifeseattle for details on our first Queens of Adventure live stream! Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “House of Leaves”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech...