The Complete Guide to Everything

A weekly podcast for knowledge about anything and everything. From North Korea to Nicolas Cage, Tim and Tom leave no stone unturned in their humble quest to make the world a more informed place. Put away the encyclopedia four-eyes because this may just be the last resource you'll ever need. Wikipedia, consider yourselves on warning.




      Tom loves this video game Fortnite Battle Royale so much that he insisted on talking about it for an hour. So that's what we're doing this week. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.



      French Fries

      Whether you call them French Fries, Freedom Fries, chips or just potatoes, this week they’re what we’re talking about. Tim gives his top 11 tops of French Fries, we discuss the various toppings available and Tom issues an apology for last week’s episode.



      Steven Spielberg

      We devote an episode to celebrating the work of Steven Spielberg, a dreamer of dreams, on the eve of the most anticipated film of his career. So sit back, relax and prepare to learn all about Jaws and the rest from two guys who know a thing or two about Hollywood. 



      Toys R Us: RIP

      Et tu, Geoffrey? This week we’re talking about everyone’s favorite toy store being shut down, as well as a discussion of liquidating vs. liquifying. We also solve a listener problem about how to make friends at work when you’re stuffed off in a corner. - A one-stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get a trial month of hims for just $5 today right now at



      March Madness

      Helloooooo basketball fans! This week, a couple of basketballers will tell you the best way to fill out your March Madness brackets, and explain the fundamentals of college basketball to all you noobs out there. We also solve a problem from a fella who has a million nightmare roommates. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Go to for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.


       2018-03-19  1h9m


      This week we're talking all about the 50th state: Hawaii. It's a place Tim recently went to without inviting Tom where he almost died numerous times. In this episode we forget to talk about Don Ho, a mistake that will haunt both of us to our graves. This week's episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Go to for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch use offer code GUIDE for 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.


       2018-03-12  1h4m

      Universal Studios

      Hooray for Hollywood! That's kind of our unofficial motto around here, and this week we finally make good on it. Tim recounts his recent trip to Universal Studios in Hollywood, California, we both detail our long history with the park and in case you're worried we wouldn't talk about the RIDES and ATTRACTIONS, let us tell you this: we talk about the RIDES and ATTRACTIONS. This episode is sponsored by Warby Parker. Head to to order your free home try-on box. This...


       2018-03-05  1h10m

      Oscars 2018

      It's time once again for the stars to come out in Hollywood! This week we're talking about The Oscars themselves, who will win and who will go home feeling like a complete and utter loser. Also we discuss MoviePass, a scam you should get in on before it's too late!


       2018-02-26  1h3m


      Learn about hotels from two jet setters who have stayed at their share of swanky places, believe me. From Motel 6 to the Ritz Carlton, we cover it all and even offer a free continental breakfast (ha ha, just kidding). Also, Tom's hoarse from Billy Joel karaoke and Tim gets a rare bout of FOMO.


       2018-02-19  1h1m


      Valentines Day is right around the corner, so we’re here just in time to tell you all about how to be very romantic. Also, an update on the plan to start sending all of our garbage into outer space. RXBAR’s core ingredients do all the talking. It’s simply like eating 3 egg whites, 2 dates, and 6 almonds. With no B.S. For 25% off your first order, visit and enter the offer code GUIDE at checkout!


       2018-02-12  1h5m