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Security breach! Security breach! Haha, just kidding! This week we're talking all about how to keep things secure. Look, we both had different ideas about what the topic "Security" would entail, but in the end this is mostly just us arguing about a machine that hard boils eggs.

It's hot outside! We're talking about all the things: how to beat the heat, what kind of fans exist and stuff that happens in pools. Also, Tom tells one of his famous "Only In New York" stories and we solve a problem from a listener about pants! This week's episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and when you're ready to launch use the offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Bing! Pow! Kabloey! You guessed it, this week we’re talking about fireworks. With the Fourth of July right around the corner, you need to know how to buy fireworks, light fireworks or at the very least watch fireworks. This week’s episode covers all of that and a story about tree sap. quip starts at just $25 and if you go to getquip.com/guide right now, you’ll get your first refill pack FREE with a QUIP electric toothbrush. Lower the interest rate on your credit card debt with a Credit Card...

There are lots of different types of movie theaters, and in this episode we discuss some of 'em! We also talk about MoviePass, the perils of popcorn and brushing your teeth at work. (That last thing doesn't have much to do with movie theaters.) London! Come see us live in London as part of the London Podcast Festival on September 15. Get tickets at tcgte.com/live

Roll the dice! Spin the wheel! Pull the lever! That’s right, it’s casino time. The most depressing places on earth can sometimes also be the most fun. This week we’re talking all about how to win big and avoid the pit boss at all costs. London! We’re coming to see you as part of the London Podcast Festival at Kings Place. Tickets are on sale now at tcgte.com/live for our one and only London show on September 15th at 9:30pm. Grab ‘em while they’re hot! Also be sure to check out our friends’ ...

In anticipation of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, we're looking back at the movie that started it all (well, if you ask Tom he claims the book is better): 1993's Jurassic Park. This episode is sponsored by quip. Go to getquip.com/guide to get your first refill pack free with a quip electric toothbrush. We're also brought to you by Audible. Start a 30 day trial and your first audiobook is free. Go to audible.com/guide or text "guide" to 500-500.

Grifts! Confidence Tricks! Long cons! Short cons! It’s all covered to varying degrees this week and Tim reveals the titles of the 11 movies he’s seen. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.

It's that time of year again, when we welcome a new crop of grads to the world. This week, Tim and Tom talk graduation ceremonies, the graduation songs we all know and love and the experience of leaving school and never looking back. Also, Tim is very tired for some reason.

This week we’re talking all about the royals. Kings, queens, princes, princesses, all of that nonsense because guess what: one of them is getting married! To an American! Also, the results are in from the TCGTE Best Place to Live 2018 contest. ForHims.com - A one-stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get a trial month of hims for just $5 today right now at forhims.com/guide quip starts at just $25 and if you go to getquip.com/guide right now, you’ll get your first ref...

It's another week of Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems! Listeners sent in their problems and we're gonna solve 'em! This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Check out squarespace.com/guide for a free trial and use offer code GUIDE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain.