The Complete Guide to Everything

Sunday Roast

This week we’re back from the United Kingdom having conquered one of Tim’s biggest fears: Sunday Roast. We’ve finally been to one and have a lot of thoughts about them, which we talked about into microphones and recorded and turned into this episode.

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2017 Fall TV Preview

“Hey, what’s on the boob tube?” That’s the question on everybody’s mind this time of year, and luckily you have Tim and Tom to guide you through the new fall TV offerings. With the help of a little website called TV Guide dot com (perhaps you’ve heard of it?), we take you through literally every new show on network TV this year, except for the shows we didn’t have time to get to.

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Potato Chips

Whether you call them chips or crisps, these things are delicious. This week we're talking about it all: different flavors of chips, history of chips and those weird low-fat chips that made oil seep out of your butt. 

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Van Life (aka #vanlife)

Living in a van is no longer considered hitting absolute rock bottom and we're gonna talk about it. This is also Tim's last episode as a single man and serves as his bachelor party.

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Saved By The Bell

Zack, Kelly, Slater, Jesse, Lisa and Screech (and to a lesser extent, Tori) are the teens who inspired a generation to go to school, eat hamburgers served by a magician, abuse caffeine pills, line up at the mall to score tickets to George Michael concerts, build AI robots (but only bring them around once in a while), cheat on each other with each other, make fake IDs to sneak into over-18 dance clubs, start bands that only play weird 80s ballads at school dances, hold radio legend Casey...

Sonic The Hedgehog

This week we're talking about one of the fastest hedgehogs around, Sonic. He's everybody's favorite little ring-collecting blue guy to draw disturbing pictures of and post to the internet. We discuss Sonic's origins, what kind of kids own each video game system and Michael Jackson. We also solve a problem about a couple dogs that is so disturbing that we almost end this show forever.

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The Sun

Can’t live with it, can’t live without it. That’s right, we’re talking about The Sun. That big ol’ ball o’ fire way up there in the sky. How high up in the sky is it exactly? Who put it there? Is there any danger of it ever falling down? Those are all good questions, but mostly we talk about the upcoming solar eclipse and how otherwise boring the sun is. We also solve a listener problem concerning how to confront a boyfriend who chews with their mouth open. And speaking of “chewing”, this we...

Condiments

We all love food, but what about all that stuff we put on our food that isn't quite food, but makes the food we love even better? Yes, that's right, clearly we're talking about condiments. What are condiments? Which condiments are the best, and which are the pits? We'll answer all those questions and more, and learn a lot about the Spanish American War on this week's episode. COME SEE US LIVE! We're coming to Edinburgh (Sept 13, 2017) and London (Sept 15 and 16, 2017). Get tickets at...

Road Trips

This week we’re talking all about the road! More specifically, taking trips on it. What makes a trip a road trip as opposed to just a regular trip? Is it okay to pee in a bottle instead of pulling over? Those and other classy questions are answered. Tim also tells a very long story about scones and then doesn’t even say if the scones were good or not. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Get 10% off your first purchase by going to squarespace.com and using offer code GUIDE. Find out to...

Christopher Nolan

This week we talk about our good friend Chris Nolan and the movies he's made, in a rare insider's look at Hollywood (Tinseltown). Also, Tom discusses a very serious problem he's been dealing with. This week's episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first three meals free with free shipping at blueapron.com/guide. This episode is also sponsored by RXBar. For 25% off your first order visit rxbar.com/guide and enter the code "GUIDE" at checkout.