Zero Blog Thirty

The squad kicks off the show with a little Urban Meyer talk! Then we've got 4 Rounds in the magazine! ROUND 1: The US Navy has lost control of one of its warships well, actually they lost control of the FB page for one of its warships thanks to an internet game ROUND 2: Mother left the UK with her kids to join ISIS would like to come home now while giving assurance that shes never seen a beheading which is cool...

ROUND 1: A wanna-be ninja with a sword attacked an Army special ops unit in California in the middle of the night, hopefully he didn’t know MCMAP ROUND 2: Inside the office of a one-star Army general that 100% of soldiers rated ‘hostile’ ROUND 3: Are you over the age of 50 and get a majority of your news from Facebook? Stop that and listen up because the house that Zuckerberg built is in disarray ROUND 4: Fat Leaonard is going to give us the skinny in an upcoming tell-all podcast...

We've got 4 Rounds in the Magazine! Round 1: Update the safety brief: longtime stoolie Shakira was involved in a wild boar attack. Head on a swivel, folks. Round 2: In a story fit for Netflix, a former Army Ranger faces extradition to the Netherlands where he is wanted for being a hitman that killed a German businessman. Round 3: The Taliban is sick and tired of their boots acting like nasty little turds...

Round 1: Killer whales man. They’ll get ya. Chaps goes down an insane rabbit hole on these wild creatures. Big respect. Plus Kate went down a rabbit hole & has a whale of a tale about TJ Maxx Ceramics Round 2: Marines Row across the entire atlantic ocean...

ROUND 1: A former guerrilla fighter, convicted drug trafficker & biological father of at least 50 kids also became the world’s oldest professional soccer player this week. The real kicker? He’s the Vice President of Suriname...

ROUND 1: Marines go viral for gettin’ wet in their whites ... while returning from funeral duty...

Round 1: Would you fuck a robot? Round 2: Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful. No yelling on the bus even when The National Guard are the drivers like they are in Massachusetts Round 3: General Milley is back in the news again and you gotta think that the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs is fucking sick of that. Round 4: I got to sit down with the author of the Afghanistan Papers. We talked about everything from the withdrawal to the lack of accountability...

Round 1: Propaganda is my favorite. Round 2: Acrobatic squirrels may hold the key to better jumping robots in Army-funded research Round 3: Update the safety brief...

4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: The national debt ceiling will be reached in October. With the military as the biggest eater of money, we have some ideas on how to cut the mil budget without impacting readiness. ROUND 2: Alcohol ban on the border for National Guard following string of incidents which the troops wont mind because theres plenty of things to do in the middle of the nowhere when it’s 100 degrees outside. It’s fine. Dont worry about them at all...

4 Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: We need some levity, so in this round we've got some eex crazed spiders in Ireland that will go zero to sixty(nine) in no time, bite you, and then bang each other’s brains out. Which will lead us to our weekend safety brief. ROUND 2: Plain and simple, it's a FART STORY ROUND 3: Afghanistan updates ROUND 4: The saga of a congressman from Oklahoma named Markwayne Mullin. That’s right, Markwayne...