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55:48 Na ja, sehr schön. Ein schönes neues Spiel zwischen wo wo hast du das bei DGI? Gab's da irgendwie Black Friday oder hast du's woanders. 56:27 Ansonsten bei den anderen Händlern hatte ich jetzt auch keine großen Black Friday DJI drei Angebote gesehen. Vielleicht ist mir was durch die Lappen gegangen, aber es war mir so ein, 31:09 Ja, es war Black Friday und man überlegt ja dann so, man hat Weihnachtsgeld, was macht denn man jetzt damit? Ähm natürlich will man's nicht komplett auf äh in die Binsen hauen. Ja, Sarah.

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45:24 Es ist so ein bisschen sinnlos, es mehr dazu vor sich hin und sie beschäftigen sich eher mit sich selbst. Unsere große Heldin, der Ende der ersten Staffel, ähm Captain Angela Ali, it's go to be black on the moon. Ähm versinkt in irgendeiner Form von,

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00:14 Um, yeah I don't know what the I don't know what the ah the best way to do that is. 00:50 Oh yeah, I just had the best time with you I think that I think it's most likely that it would be um I think the most catnippy thing is stuff about the future. So. 00:49 I'll I'll use your now I'm gonna use your name Mike oh Mike Your're you're you're you're trying so hard and you're you're doing your very best and everyone can see that and respects that and.

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00:41 They're not loud, but it is noticeable. They wait until it is late in the night probably when they think I'm asleep do I ignore it or would it be best to tell them I don't want to feel bad about it. 00:02 But he said he said sorry had to ghost for a while to cover some tracks and lay low for a bit. Don't want to go into my into details. But my posts get a lot of attention and sometimes that's not the best for your Uncle T So and this because this is guy that by the way the posts videos like he will actually clandestinely and. 00:32 Um, women become missandists and ah build spaces where various missandriss tropes emerge. And are supported ah and maybe that makes them feel better. But I'm not sure that that's the best way for their lives to be reliably better going forward like I think this subreddit. For all its intent to make things better for for women may actually be harming them and I need to think about.

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00:01 Okay, um, so I'm just going to yell I'll just read this Ah this nice story that it made out I'll read I'll give the prompt later if you're interested. Okay here goes Keith had been working on his solution for the advent of code for fifteen days straight and he was starting to feel the strain. He was a brilliant programmer and he was determined to make it to the top of the leaderboard but despite his best efforts Keith couldn't shake off a nagging feeling that he was missing out on something. He'd always been a bit of a loner and he'd never been in a real relationship before one day as he sat in front of his computer struggling to figure out with the next step in his solution. He realized what was missing from his life. He had never been pegged Keith has always had always been curious about the sensation of being pegged and he decided that he wasn't going to let his lack of experience hold him back any longer he closed his laptop got up from his desk and walked over to his phone. He scrolled through his contacts looking for someone who might be willing to help him fulfill his fantasy. He finally settled on a woman named Monica who he had met at a party a few months earlier she was a bit of a wild one and Keith figured she would be up for just about anything. He dialed her number and she picked up after a few rings hey Monica it's Keith. Was wondering if you would be interested in coming over to my place and helping me with something Keith said trying to sound casual sure what do you need? Monica asked. Well I've never been pegged before and I really want to try it out I was hoping you would be willing to come over with a strap on and peg me Keith said his heart pounding in his chest.

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00:01 Maybe melt a little of the snow off the roof and just keep myself as warm as I can um today I really want to talk about and I'm Mike by the way and my cohost Keith is is not around ah but he'll be back next week I'm sure um what commitments do they have what made it impossible for Keith and and alie to come. Talk to you guys Allie tells me that she's overemployed apparently there's a subreddit for that. It's for people who have multiple jobs I guess full time jobs but don't tell each job about the other necessarily and so they're just trying to sort of. Maximize their income and ah Keith is probably best described as everybody as much underemployed which isn't to say that he's not employed but to say that Keith could do more? Um, but of course a major element of his employment is. Providing content and humor for our podcast here. Um, but why aren't they here? Well Keith recently ah achieved a major personal milestone that I'm sure we'll talk about on the podcast of running a marathon in an incredibly rapid time for him. Um, something significantly under 3 hours which is a very impressive achievement something that I'm sure I could never physically do even though I am also a pretty dedicated runner. So bravo to him and I think he had some sort of event associated with that his run club and um Allie well she went home and i.

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00:01 Where would the seamen go again I don't want to talk about this I don't want to? yeah we forgot to do a black Friday cyber Monday promotion for our feedback bait. Do you think it's too late. Okay, so we famously. 00:52 You sexualized yourself these are colleagues I got on really well with and they all completely objectified me. There were a lot of mentions about their working night out. So who knows what else he has shared on top of that my colleagues never told me so I feel even more isolated and alone right now I feel so sick. Yesterday morning I confronted my ax and he burst into tears telling me he felt so awful for it just buried it hoping I wouldn't find out That's probably the best way he could have reacted just complete contrition.

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00:43 Ah, erotic really and yet I still do it because yeah I mean I think there's something that amps up I mean I'm just looking for. Yeah I'm just looking for the yeah, the best high I can get um and yeah of course in in real life I in real life I think you can do both.

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00:10 Well, what percentage? yes I think so but I'm 42 and unmarried. So I may not be the best evaluator here. But I mean what percentage of people even in the United States get married to their first ever partner to double digits. It's it's way higher than should be It's double digits and then you know if it's not the first one you know like their first five you know like someone they meet before they're 23 it's almost everyone. 00:47 Um, yeah, right? I forgot about that mean. Ah I mean I think I might view women as useless if the opposite were true if it were the case that I could have my best orgasms or my only orgasms. Without any involvement from women I think I might think that like women were sort of useless like I think that a woman a woman can say like oh you know I get like intimacy and I get closeness and you know there's some sort of like chemical bonding that happens when he penetrates me and so even though he can't make me come indeed has no chance. To make me come I Still really enjoy you know, having physical sex I think women can say that but as a man I feel like if a woman did like nothing for me in terms of of building to Orgasm. Ah I might view them as a bit Useless. So like I understand this guy's Intuition. He's wrong.

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00:32 Right? right? like this girl's willing to tolerate this bullshit from this guy right? like he's his. He's gay or like you know at best Buy he's as fucking himself. 00:56 Now you could know because I know but prostitutes can like like that like the best prostitutes can have like basically a secretary lining it up for them right? right. That's that's hard for a right? There's no refractory. 00:52 Whatever the thing is so um, okay so yeah, yeah, that so that maybe you're not the best audience for that. But I thought it was an interesting um, kind of rationale for the body count mattering And yeah I mean it. It's it. Ah.

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00:47 Yeah, can you help me do with my tongue. What my best friend did to you with it? Yes, yeah, it's rough. Yeah. 00:02 And women out there who are looking for the best content even if it doesn't have sound controls on it. A lot of times you can right? click on the video select or on the whatever Gif the video you can select show um, controls and then max and then full screen it and it will. It's a lot of the ones that don't appear to have sound actually do have sound. 00:38 By far the best sexual experience I've ever had I was pretty much spoiled from start to finish by my boyfriend and my boyfriend was clearly enjoying it too. His friend is physically attractive so that definitely added to the sexual chemistry. Boy. At 1 point. He also ate me out and I came a lot I've never orgasm for receiving oral i. I don't think I ever would I found the dirty talk super hot as well. He was dominant despite the submissive act and it turned me on a lot at no point where discussed boundaries ever crossed the following day. My boyfriend seemed to be in complete shock. It didn't talk to me much and when he did. Made no eye contact whatsoever afterwards it became withdrawn to depressed like you would stay in bed all day just stare at the wall or something every time I saw me was literally doing nothing which is completely out of character Scott to the point for family as we what have to him few days ago asked it what's wrong at first he did want to talk about it.

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00:00 Actually don't know what my ever she probably meant I bet. It's not that much like if you like go to a bar and have like two pints of beer and then you go to pee. Oh you mean to help I thought you meant it's a lot to input I mean drinking a cup of pee would be a drag. Well I was thinking of a cup as eight fluid ounces yeah it's a lot. Yeah, it's material amount. Yeah, but could you produce a copy I'm sure you could in fact, you can because I peed in like ah as I'm sure you have to and like I used an empty yes bottle like my but situations where I've wished the bottle was larger. Yeah, so I think I'd filled up maybe a pint bottle I I think I could yeah yeah, yeah, so um. Are you aware of this cheating scandal in the chess community. Why yes I am okay so there's some you probably know more about this than me. There's some because you're a fairly talented chess player. You not thought. Um, okay, you are okay mediocre intermediate chess talent and well practiced I guess are divergent. It. But all right? Yeah, okay, whatever you're you're ah you're a ninety fifth percentile that's all right ches blu all right? Um there's some guy who's really good but he's not as good as the guy who's the best right? and they played each other and the guy who's the best walked away from the table and he didn't say why but the speculation is he thinks. This other young upand comeer of what's cheating and we're we're going to get to something sex related here dear listener story and ah the way he was cheating is he was somehow having a computer assist him now. 00:23 Indeed I think I have made the argument that it's highly rational for attractive young women to be sugar babies and so yeah, so and like yeah, that's why I think that's right with the caveat that if they're it depends on what your goals are yeah if their goal is to find a guy and settle down in a family then. Might not be the best strategy. Yeah I just think I would be almost conceptually not interested, but this is hard to say I think a lot of women would secretly shame this kind of behavior I'm trying to think if I could get along with a woman who would be like that who would secretly shame it. Yeah, who would like a woman who doesn't approve of sex work or has things it has some sort of I mean everyone acknowledges it. It has a stigma but who actually thinks that it should I'm not sure it's complicated because there's a. Connection between this and just an older man younger woman just dating because it's not actually any different right? I mean yeah I mean if if she starts living at your apartment and you live in some high-rise on the upper east side of Manhattan she's basically living rent free a place quite expensive so on and so forth. So there's a set of things that you know right? Yeah, all right? Let's move on. There are a lot of threads from Reddit that we have been accumulating here I don't know where to start. 00:01 All the same script the same set of things happen and a lot of it is woman on top because it's it's it's vr so it's difficult for the man to move and it's strange because I just don't think most men get their best orgasms that way. So I don't think men I think in general, it's actually not what they want and it goes along with your point about a porn search an improved porn. Search sort of I yeah I'll say in 1 other thing about porn just two days ago you know at the end of like a 1980 s video game. You could get the not the end but like you could get to the point where you had so many points that maybe you rolled over? yeah you got to like 9 or 99000 you break the counter right. So it's like a million you have zero so I had that feeling I was on porn hup going through various stuff and I got to Wifey's world do you know that is it's a porn from like the late 90 s early two thousand s that was on there. It's this guy who ejaculates just enormous amounts of his wife has gigantic tits. Okay, like what I'm back but doesn't narrow it down that much. But. Well, you can look people can look it out. Sure. But the point is like I I was like wow I got I got got to the end to work more? Yeah, all right? That's a good place to wrap that was episode 87 is that right? 87? Yeah, your mile which may v ah you can find us on Twitter at YMmvpod and our email address is ymnvpod at Gmail.com if you send us feedback. We pay $10 for any feedback and um, yeah, you can also ask us questions there if you want us to ask them on the air. Well by default we'll answer them on the air.

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00:30 Her not enjoying it. So so this is yeah he would have difficulty believing that a woman so you believe that a woman this is real. This is a real woman who really wants tips. She wants to provide the best experience here right? Okay, so any any tips for her. 00:00 Ah, somewhat regular guest on the show and um Eric has a fair amount of sex expertise that he's been willing to share in the past. So I think he's going to be able to give us some some good content today. We've got some great stuff for you today. Ah. In particular I'm excited to bring um a few questions about blowjobs talking about that with Keith is not the best because he doesn't like receiving blowjob so it always just devolves to this discussion of um how he dislikes that which is you know it just it just limits the amount of conversation. Possible. 00:29 That's right, that's right? Okay, so I mean we have a basic question here which is someone looking for tips for a good, high quality blowjob. It's a woman she says the guy I'm seeing is the first who's gone out of his way to make sure I was enjoying myself. First and only man I've been with to prioritize my enjoyment of his own. So little you know, whatever eye rolling there. Okay, but she says she always gives it her all and her oral efforts are always well received definitely enjoys it but she wants to do better I want to return the favor and show him the best blowjo he's ever had in his goddam life. Okay, and she wants tips. Basically what takes it to the next level. What tricks can can she throw in 1 guy suggests eye contact 1 hand on shaft 1 hand on balls. This is a topic that I couldn't really do very well with Keith because he would just say that he doesn't enjoy them in the first place and start complaining about.

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00:57 I think it's easy to have like 6 or 7 women in your back pocket that you can call and you know one of them 1 of them will will answer the bell I don't think that it's reliable that on a Friday evening you could go on tinder at nine p m and. 00:11 In its ah little height of its quality. This is maybe the best one I've ever seen in terms of attractiveness I was like yeah I agree with you. It's like what but this if she's going to repel anyone. It's going to be because she's so attractive. The guys are like well.

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00:40 There's something wrong with her. Yeah yeah, hopefully not guessed her by best. 00:19 The host for like the first 30 seasons or whatever was this guy I think his name was Chris Harrison and yeah he got canceled because there was a black contestant and something happened with her and then I think he was interviewing her or he was interviewing another former black contestant and. He sort of did a little bit of victim blaming and that was it he got he got canceled. Yeah. 00:55 If you take a guy who's below a certain attractiveness level and you offer him make him this offer. He's going to say yes of any age really and yeah and then and then he's not going to know how to react now. The best thing she could do. Of course she likes him so she doesn't know you know that's the problem here. But of course the best thing to do would just be like hey you know that was fun.

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00:45 So some some different and what they do is they change his middle name in english it's like marvello or some craft. Yeah, but and spanish something else anyway. Okay, yeah, all right? So I was watching this movie with Emma Watson ima Thompson who is a british actress in her mid 60 s or something and the plot is. She has just her husband died like two years earlier and she had only ever had sex with her husband and she hires a male prospect. This is the movie. Okay, go? Yeah but it was real life and the male prostitute is fantastically good looking. Yeah. And better looking than you? Oh yeah, wow I mean it's so hard to imagine. But yes, what do you know? who who that actor is um I'll try to find it what you're now and I forget what the movie is called but it came out. It's 2021 I can fly to keep talking. Um. 00:15 Dealt ideally dealt with in therapy or something like that. But I wasn't yeah like it like they also talk about that having the men oh men who are raped. Yeah yeah, which I so I'm going to guess it's usually by another man right? and so he gets aroused and yeah. Yeah, gosh yeah, that's something I hadn't thought about before obviously I've thought about people going to therapy after getting raped by sure. Yeah, never occurred to you that the ah the woman who's raped might have an orgasm. Yeah, and yeah, it's not obvious I mean imagine a situation where you know maybe a woman struggles to orgasm with her partner. Exactly as that experience I mean I've seen I saw what a disaster it might have been on the sex effort I saw a a comment where a woman said that her best orgasm of her life was during was during her rape great right? And then it's like so I mean I guess like there's something there like it's like okay, so maybe this is a person who's wants to be submissive. But man how would you ever kind of quote unquote take advantage of that knowledge when you're playing with fire terror rights can you imagine? Yeah, basically your your best sexual experience was during a crime. Yeah, um, that's like it reminds me of a comedian I saw on Tiktok who said that. Ah, what she'd learned from watching crime shows on tv was that if you're a guy you can commit pretty much any crime and get away with it as long as you don't come while at the scene and she's like and surprisingly most men she's like look just go around the corner right? Go 2 blocks away and then you're seeing them anywhere else. 00:21 Triggered they think things are immoral but I don't think that that is rational. Well, it could be It could be rational because um, there is a an analogy to what you would do to a human. So basically what you're it is still nonconsensual. So if somebody's somebody's willing to have non-consensual sex with right. A living being then it makes me wonder if they would have non sexualual sex with a humane. How can you be sure. It's not consensual. Well, it's like it's this is I mean this is like pedophilia because because we have some standard for giving consent which requires sort of an adult or reasonably adult human. Make the judgment that has like a certain iq and like there's no chance a dog has that iq right? So now but you could say but a dog can't give or deny consent in any case for anything that's true like when you're playing fetch with a dog and you're throwing the tennis ball for the two hundred and eightieth time and the dog's basically going to collapse as soon as you get home and like not move for 12 hours well it could just it but it would still have the choice of running after the ball. Yeah I mean I think the best you best you could find some way that it can easily get away from the blowjob. Yeah I mean that's true. You could yes you could try to create. That's an interesting you. You don't have to strap it down. You could ideate around this the videos I've seen they didn't videos I've seen oh by the way just as a side note here like there is like people masturbate horses to get semen out of them to that's how horses are bred is my understanding. Okay.

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00:48 In my experience and I have like a pretty big penis. Um, and I'm fairly flexible. Ah the best you can really do is kind of get your like tongue to touch the head of your cog I have been able to do that in my life. It's not compelling at all I don't recommend it I think the risk of injury definitely outweighs any sort of compelling benefit here. And like it's not even like it's a good party trick or something you're not going to make any money doing this on Chatterbait like if there was a way to give negative tokens like some sort of black hole tokens that steal money from you from you on Chatterbait I would give negative tokens to people for doing this if I could sort of yeah like. Unclick advertisements on pornhub when people post videos of this I would like it's just not so amazing. It reminds me of like well unfortunately this ah subred got banned for not having a moderator but when the gone wild tube subreddit was working ever so often guys it was just it's an amateur porn subred or was. Ah, guys would post videos of themselves solo videos and they would always get like algorithmically always get 0 they would just get downloaded. You know they'd get negative something and this is like that. It's just not something anybody wants to see so like I don't know it's not compelling. There's no reason to do it and um and then of course the worst possible which I do not have any experience with is I don't even know it's it's amazing to me that guys are able to nut in this position because it's so uncomfortable. It's like what are you doing. But yeah I mean the worst is like. 00:41 Being able to have an orgasm that's a crappy choice to have to make I am grateful to have not had to make that choice in my life but I can I can imagine it and that sucks. Okay, a little more lighthearted here. How to use your penis during sex. Was always curious when people say men don't know how to use their penis during sex and how they just thrust in and out my question is how do you use your dick properly during sex to make your partner feel good. That's different by the way. But do you angle it differently or up against the clit while Piv somebody says they think it's about rhythm I don't think that's right. Um, so ah, one thing I would say is that like men know what I'm talking about actually women probably would too if you watch videos porns of lesbians using strapons like they don't maneuver it correctly. They don't they actually don't move. Their hips properly in my view like it doesn't look like the way a guy would do it. It's kind of comical so there is something to like the the motion that a guy makes in terms of using it properly to make your partner feel good. That's kind of tricky. Um I think that the best advice that I've seen there. Is from a lady on Tiktok who is extremely animated about getting guys to stop stop kind of thrusting in and out like their penises at dildo um, her essential argument is that men um, have sex the way they do.

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00:22 Yeah, but if it's very written but like hyper being a little bit unfair here because yeah, like what do I want women women's like sort of dressed up photos to be I think I just want to see them in a black cocktail dress some kind of whatever maybe it's like the bachelorette you want like you only the bachelor photo. Yeah. Just like so 1 nice head shot 1 cocktail black dress shot one of them laughing. The bachelorette is perfectly adapted to attracting the male gaze. So I guess's that surprising but you heard it here first. There's the ah there's the like Thailand elephant or Thailand Tiger Photo oh that I actually have that like my list and my listen animal photos. Yeah, the the tiger photo people petting a tiger. Yeah again I think it's funny people. Do it ironically. But I think when people just have it up I'm like okay see when they have a photo of them ironically petting a tranquilized tiger. Not a dreamized tiger I don't know like there's I think I saw someone do like like tiger there like someone. Yes, it but like pet like there was a photo circus in Moscow I don't know some had a photo with a tiger that was hilarious and they were wearing like a tiger jumpsuit and I was like that's hilarious. Um. Like it was like they plan to do this obviously for their tinder for their tinder profile. They like chose to bring they chose to pack like a lion onesy with them I thought seemed to try hard I thought was funny. Okay I was like this this is a long joke and this guy was committed to it. Yeah, and if that's this guy's committed to a joke. He's gonna be committed to me. Yeah there's the coachella burning man photo. Oh yeah, yep.

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00:09 Yeah, by wait by not only a hot college man but a hot teen you know college. Basically you know like best. Well.

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00:00 Hello and welcome to your mileage may vary. We talk about sex and relationships with frankness that is controversial but usually in good faith and Keith my co-host is Mike but he is unavailable again. So here to pick up the slack is returning champion Alyssa welcome Back Alyssa thanks for having me back? Yeah now. Understand you have some things you want to get off your chest about our last episode but before we do that perhaps we should say where we are so we are currently in a very sexy suite in North Macedonia right and I think this is the none time this podcast has. Availed me a privilege we were checking in here and they put us in the wrong small room and while I was throwing my tantrum downstairs I mentioned that we wanted the larger room that I had booked because we needed some space because we were recording a podcast. Think the hotel owner assumed that we're recording a podcast about hotels or something it was. It was just amazing because you had the microphone in your handing you're kind of waving it about right? Yeah, so she was really worried disappointed us. Put us in this suite here. The suite is preposterous. It has 2 bathrooms and it's insane. It's very sexy. It's what I imagine like a 19 year old imagines a bachelor pad is this couch that you're sitting on its black leather. Yeah, we have. There's like red candlesticks everywhere. Yeah feathered lamp shades. It's ridiculous. So anyway, yeah, hopefully the perks keep coming and okay, why are we qualified to talk about sex and relationships. Well I guess I wouldn't say that I'm necessarily qualified I'm not licensed or certified and by any means but I am a. Young lady who has had sex and has been in relationships. So I guess listen to me None yeah or not yeah up to you. You do you for our listeners who don't know a listen I have been going out dating what are we. Boyfriend girlfriend. What are we Keith? We're know like what is a couple that is not engaged but fairly serious about each other. What the young people say going steady. Oh yeah, yeah, and we are. We are allegedly in an open relationship. Although neither one of us has. Ah, cash that check in. But right yet right? Okay, maybe that'll maybe'll have a couple later. We'll see when that happens all right make for a good episode introduction complete oh with the none time one of us sleeps with someone else. Yeah, it makes would be a good ah little interviews that segment huh. Yeah, you should help me do that. Just so that we can have some good content. 00:27 Because it's a visual representation of ownership or dominance over the woman and I get why this person ah well okay so this person is is a woman. She's like why do men love coming on their partner's face. No actually sorry it's a man. He's like even I do but I've never understood the exact exact reason I think yeah I think it's because it makes you feel alpha or dominance and that's fine I just don't. With so many things with sex these things where like the man is positioned as the alpha and the woman is positioned as the extreme submissive beta I don't understand why so many women are liking that kind of thing so I have the same confusion about women who claim they love to give blowjobs. Have this confusion about women who are like oh I just love it when it comes on my face right? It's like I don't I think it's signaling something obviously negative about the way the man feels about the woman and in the best possible scenario. It's only in the bedroom but come on. It. It seems unlikely that that's not leaking into other parts of their thought pattern and so I don't understand why people are so comfortable with it women are so comfortable with with I understand why men want it. They're like this is awesome. Look what I've done look what I look what I've what look what I made look at this mask look at this person who subjugated to me look at. Look at how im imposing myself on them I can understand that being hot I don't think it's that hot because I often care deeply for the person that I'm sleeping with and and I you know like it's just strange to do this thing that demeans them. And then be like and then cordon that off and say oh this is only in the bedroom I really care about how your career is going and I want to think your opinions are just as important as mine except in the bedroom. Yeah I want to like you know tie you down have you eat my ass. And then I'm going to come on your face and walk away like it's I think it's it's more It's still. It's more nuanced than that though and I I is more to and I in extremely character charactericatureized case here. No I understand it and it's the none perspective generally where my world view on this. My confusion about this stuff. No I can understand your perspective but on it and I think in my own so for my own personal interest in it. Um for me and like I said my turn on is my partner's turn on right? If it's something my partner's into I'm not and it's not a strong new for me. Yes, a None this is something this something Mike always says like this you enjoy going down on your part. 00:38 So poorly written. But yeah, it's a lot of things wrong here but go on so the person person once says have you tried talking to him about it and telling him how much you want it? I think that's probably the first best answer. But I think it is also the case that some men are pretty averse to. Going down on their partner I have a friend who hasn't gone down on a woman since his early 20 s he's in his forty s now really yeah, but he's introspect on why he doesn't like it right? I think he's just like that's gross I don't know I don't think he I mean he's been married for a while I think he. His opinion I haven't talked to him about it in at least 10 years but I think his opinion is something like why should I do that? Oh yeah, ouch yeah, well, he's not American so he has like somewhat macho. Oh he says? um, but he's like that. It's kind of this like cultural machimo thing like I don't I don't need to do that. Okay, um, well I guess he found his match if he's married I mean some women don't like being like don't like oral sex either. She's also from the same country. So okay, she may not feel empowered to. I'll feel on about. Yeah anyway, look the point is there are lots of men who don't want to go down on women just like there are lots of women who don't want to go down. Okay, right? Okay, so no I So I hear it and I think there's a lot of other factors here um has she had a conversation with him about why. He doesn't like it because it could be a myriad of things. It could be that he's Nervous. He doesn't know what to do? Um, he could yeah like I mean that he could be nervous about that. He could think that it's not something that she really likes you know and so there are there are there's like some communication things that you can do with that where say she can. Tell him like oh my gosh like it's just amazing Every time you do like I love it and you know just kind of give like you know like positive affirmations back at him where he's just like oh yeah, like this is a good Thing. You know, think that that's None tear affirmations something like moaning and. Sexy talk and telling him to look harder or look lighter or you know demonstrably being enthusiastic about what you're receiving. You know oh that's it baby? Whatever Ah I think stroking his ego. Yeah is that's kind like a lot of men are afraid that they're not. Able to you know, give the woman what she wants and lots of women are pretty noncommunicative when you're down there and so if if you know if they're not orgasming reliably when you go down on them and they're not really giving you feedback I can imagine eventually sort of giving up right? And that's why I I.

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00:22 Like I don't believe anything that someone tells me when they're coming to me. Yeah that's probably a good yeah policy tell you like this. What I went are there any strange things that people have told you I'm going tell my grandkids this never believe what a man tells you when they're coming inside of you I mean I don't think our grandkids are gonna have organic sex I think they're gonna be. Um, sort of machine learning. Well I'll tell them to tell the ai that anyway for the sake of a tell the robot that okay all right. It's your turn. Okay, right? Who. This is actually a good I got this one I got this one we read it actually oh good. So I got this off the relationship. Um thread I says let's see how many of you remember the None time you had sex with the partner. You're currently with I'm going to ask some questions. Oh boy. Okay. So for people who don't know um me in Keith's very none sexual interaction was really would it. It wasn't it. No one would know this actually so it was it was not It was not very romantic. Okay, but very on brand excuse. It was extremely romantic. None brought where my I it. Prior to you mostline due to my ameberation. Yeah, but we neither so basically neither None of us remember it but this is this is a good I remember the important part. It's a good the the important part was eating and come inside of me because I told you not to yeah that was okay so this is a good thought exercise. So one. Where were you guys coming back from before you had sex. Yeah was it like a movie a dinner etc. Question Mark it was a dinner at a barbecue place I think it was a barbecue place they served barbecue I think their specialty was barbecue in San Jose California okay do I win. You do win and what position or positions did you guys have sex in oh my I'm glad i' asking you all the good ones. Ah I know you don't remember this but I remember clearly you. Expressed that it was the best sex you'd ever had and you were just positions babe so surprised by my capability positions and what positions were we in I have no idea. Yeah, okay, what I remember is I remember okay I know I'm I'm certain. That one of the positions was missionary because I think I think that I think that initial sexual encounters should start with missionary I don't know about should I think they are most likely to be successful if they start with missionary. Okay so I remember it being a missionary because I remember. 00:28 No I mean like if I if I know I can take them like I know I can take them at least a equal and if I like if I die know I'll leave a mark. Okay, yeah, that that's my ob be so that's thats I'm scarring That's my rule for everything but um, yeah, like when I say do whatever you want. It's kind of like an invitation like hey. Like you don't have to feel shy. Um, you don't have to and then generally it's a euendemism for relax I want to have sex with you Don that yeah, no, but not only that. But I think generally when people feel shy about doing something with you. They want to do they generally will ask but so they'll say something like. Oh are are you in is this? Okay I'm glad you brought are you into choking is yeah like if can I'm glad you brought this up so you know there's been a lot of discussion in the last you know n years about micro consent and so yeah, like. Do you think a man should ask before pulling your hair this is difficult because there's the correct answer to this which is yes you should say yes I you know you should ask for consent at all at all portions and. just just for the sake of this conversation. Let's stipulate that we understand that you should ask for consent at all moments and the general advice to ask for consent as much as possible is correct but um, in terms of your personal tastes and. Assume that the person you're with is someone that you vaguely trust right? You're not concerned that they're going to go crazy and harm you in some way and you're sexually interested in them. Would you prefer? Yeah like what were. Where do you think your preference is like this is almost impossible. This is almost an impossible question because there's no, it's ah it's a really It's a really good spicy question but I'm going to preface it by saying if you don't know the best plan of action is to always ask. And honestly, it's like askings not not sexy. It really isn't like people always think like oh like what's like ah like a sexy way of asking for consent every time it' like just fucking ask. There's no like there's no not sexy way of asking and so that's totally fine is that true I think no I don't think that asking can be a bit of a turnoff. A bit a bit beta so in my personal preference if someone asks me to do anything like if someone's just like can I hold your hand um, can I do this kind of kiss you now? Yeah, like if if every single um, step like say every single Nasa step.

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00:43 So the lady on Tiktok who used to be obsessed with um because her about with with explaining the anatomy of clitoriss to people has moved on. She's this black haired lady people can find her on there if they want I'm sure it's quite easy to find I don't know her username. 00:40 So He told his friends that yeah, okay, go on so this is I mean this to me is there's something wrong with this because he tried to initiate so I have a feeling that he has a to put it bluntly like a racist friend who he's ah trying to play it I actually had an experience with this as well in my life when I. Was dating a a black woman and I had a friend who like no no like just like the phone call part. No no, no there was I had no I had no problem with the looks of her body or anything like that. It was just the ah friend.

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00:23 It's it's just not as exciting when like you fully identify that like this smelly thing comes from that body part and so you aren't as interested in it now I can understand that and I'm sure this is a young woman asking the question. Um, you know she's not going to want to do that? um. 1 person I mean a lot of people responding this are saying break up with him that's like the standard response I should mention that yeah for the for the sort of female oriented subreddits. That's often the answer which which fair enough I mean I'm not sure the the thing that's ironic about that is that like. And like maybe you should break up with a guy that's like consistently demanding anal sex like I don't know I mean keep in mind that like he's probably demanding it when he's super horny. Not like you're not just sitting watching Tv or something at three P M while 3 pm you wouldn't be but it's say at six zero Pm or having dinner and he's like hey what about that butthole he's probably not doing that. Probably when he's super horny and so None thing to realize for a woman is like his mentality is pretty different when he's super horny and so probably a topic that's best addressed when he's not super horny. Um I mean to be fair like culture has moved on a little bit here and so you know we've. Discussed lately on the show. The fact that like really analingus is the new anal sex. So you know, maybe it's at the point now when you like really have to have anal sex. Um, here's a nice answer that I see anal is awful and I won't do it I've tried it but was never pressured just thought it was something to try I can't believe people tell women. Quote unquote how to prepare for 15 minutes of pure torture to please quote unquote her man fuck that it's funny because I read and so I read out of what is wrong with me I read like ah another study about this stuff was a study about reasons women trinal sex. There was a huge correlation. It was like. 70% of the time anal sex is correlated with doing drugs or alcohol. So basically it's I think there was some quote it's like get drunk have anal um, and this was from a study like it was a quote from one of the participants or what you know, survey respondents. Um. So yeah I mean that's that's definitely an occupational hazard there. Um, but in in the study. Ah essentially all of the women. It was like ninety plus percent said it was painful when they did it. That's interesting to me because. If you read online and more sex positive things. There's this really strong emphasis placed on. Oh it doesn't have to be painful. You can lubricate a lie you can sort of manage it and it makes me wonder if a there might be like a survivorship bias of. 00:17 So there's a um, there's a thing that american propaganda ah back during the cold war used to do which was they would now maybe it was japanese propaganda in world war two. Anyway, you can look this up but basically the idea was. To start off have a person start off on the radio like saying None point of view and then gradually be convinced by the other point of view and the idea was like people would be like oh yeah I hate america or whatever I hate cuba and then the person would gradually like start telling them. How Cuba is pretty cool and then by the end after like six months they would you know have. Converted some people by like changing the mind and don't worry I'm not trying to convert you to thinking porn is bad. That's not what's going on here. But it's an interesting point of view I thought it was an interesting clip to I think that's really common. Basically I mean there was a sort of well-known series girls. Girls do porn I think which is basically college girls who maybe didn't completely understand what was going on and I think pretty clearly and I think this is common in the industry. Um, and in spite of their best efforts like basically you have women who are sort of compliant agreeable. Just typical and it's ah women are more likely to be sort of agreeable than men. They're just not sure what they want to do and and then it's like oh man like none of all, they sort of dissociate they check out and then now you have this video of yourself having sex. It's on the internet and like sure for Kim Kardashian that worked out great I guess if if you can call that working out great. Um, but ah for many women it doesn't work out as well because that yeah, it's basically just now you've done porn. It's kind of a drag. Um and also like yeah I mean it very much the way sort of I model this mentally. And think it's really It's really hard I think it's actually really really difficult for men to see how sex seems to women and vice versa that um I mean I try but I think it's actually like quite difficult which is yeah I mean it's really really super ultra important to men and that's difficult for women to see. It's like why would this be so important like sure orgasms feel good. But like why? Why are you like orienting your entire life around just like doing this certain activity with your cock like why is that and really and you know why are you risking? Whatever prison losing money doing all these things like just around this one activity and then vice versa like men are just like why don't why aren't women more pleasure seeking. Of course an interesting side. Note here is that like drugs and sort of other kind of pleasure seeking like that I mean the nyhomaniac video that I watches specifically pleasure seeking around sex but like um, a lot of the women who are doing this sort of sex work and so forth have other sort of pleasure seeking things and it makes me wonder if. 00:28 But then there are other men to say hey you can't just assume all men are going to be creeps. It's sexist across the street at night when you see a man just because ah you just assume he's going to hurt you. There's just these wildly different perspectives. It's really crazy how you hear men talk about their impression of other men thoughts of which perspective is more accurate. Well. Ah there's an edit you know what? what made me think of that this earlier today was my brother who's a president of his fraternity. He told me that he has friends who have girlfriends who they hate but they that they say they have to hang out with because otherwise people will think they're weird or rapy since they don't want to have they don't have any female friends. Okay. And then somebody mentions the ah the Trump the Donald Trump video where he said grab grab him by the pussy and then call that locker room talk and then somebody white knighted and said well my what is it um boyfriend or dad or something said oh I've never heard that in a locker. My husband my husband never never said I've never heard that in locker room. Well okay. Here me give you the lowdown like this absolutely does get set in locker room. So somebody's saying they've never heard it in the locker room or like among men is that's yeah I mean there are men who would never talk this way sure like maybe very religious men. Um, yeah, maybe people who are extremely like. Upright upstanding like yes, there are always going to be again exceptions but in general men do talk this way like that's ah, pretty normal. Um I didn't find what Donald Trump said shocking he was bragging about um, having access to a celebrity I think and her kind of. Being flattered by his celebrity I mean look people like famous people. That's the way it goes. Um, that's why I'm doing a podcast frankly like I mean why do a podcast like look the best way to get famous of course is to a podcast. Um, that's not true, but the ah so the. The truth is somewhere in the middle on this It's either both true ah men are all porndicted perverts I don't remember the stats I don't have them offhand on what percentage of men use porn. But it's a really high number really really, really, really truly high number and it's something you can look up I mean these are things that can be surveyed you know pornhub is one of the top websites on the web. Ah, of the top like 50 domain names accessed on the web a substantial percentage of them I don't have it in front of me, but it's surprising you know a lot of them are porn and this is just generally true and and the thing that people say about the vcr the the I mean some of the first films ever recorded were porn. You can actually find them. Online some of them. Ah and the development of the internet look I mean the the fact that this became possible on the internet was certainly um in relation to ah pon. And yeah I mean it's just not It's just sort of.

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00:11 Yeah, more or less I mean it was the None 2 None of all, she was insistent that it's the None 2 Not the first one and that the None one sometimes is the better one the best 1 like the second is the peak of the curve. Ah, but she also. 00:35 Sort of where school goal you uniform which sounds like something with somebody something somebody would say when they were just like put on the spot and they had to produce a fantasy like but that question itself is a minefield for the man right? like he can't say oh you know I want to fuck your best friend. 00:26 Yeah, yeah, so those are some negatives but but in general it wouldn't matter but I would say that I think that ah it's something like if you drew a curve. Ah you know where the X-axis is like time since last shower and the Y- Axis is hell. Much I appreciate it like it's perfectly linear like the the like if it was right after but most recent shower. That's the best and like it goes down Linearly I'm I'm assuming for you. It's similar.

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00:01 And fact two is that I was in the middle seat she was in the window seat and on the aisle seat was like my best friend So I certainly did and so and so I remember later telling him that I had done that to her with him present and he really actually was pretty angry with me just the fact that I'd done that and because I thought it was kind of cool and he did not think it was cool.

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