Speaker 1: You've done it. You were getting the fold Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey experience right now with our podcast. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know you want more, Okay, I'm just telling you TikTok
Speaker 1: YouTube all the socials at Brooke and Jeffrey and let's
Speaker 1: start the show right now. A twenty years study just
Speaker 1: came out. Okay, And this is something I've been waiting
Speaker 1: years for on this show because they finally figured out
Speaker 1: the one thing you need to do every day that's
Speaker 1: scientifically proven to make you happier. Okay, And I can't
Speaker 1: wait to tell our audience because I think you're all
Speaker 1: gonna be blown away. It's gonna change all our lives instantly.
Speaker 1: If this is leading into like loosen to Brooke and Jeffrey, like,
Speaker 1: it's not that the one thing that you need to
Speaker 1: do is oh no, what what we're late? I wish
Speaker 1: I had time to tell you about I don't know what.
Speaker 1: It's going to be happy and it's all your fault.
Speaker 1: WCII which clips? I want to take it? Five seconds,
Speaker 1: two viral sound bites, and only enough time to play
Speaker 1: one of them. We're gonna get right into your choices.
Speaker 1: Option one is a twenty six second clip of a
Speaker 1: school official announcing a snow day by wrapping along to
Speaker 1: the fresh Prince of bel Air theme song. Or Option
Speaker 1: two is a twenty three second clip of a young
Speaker 1: woman who shares a secret dating hack on how to
Speaker 1: meet more eligible gentlemen. So what's it gonna be? Snow
Speaker 1: day jingle or lonely girl mingle? Alexis obviously brook My
Speaker 1: votes for the educators in this country. They're working hard.
Speaker 1: Let's go, Prince of Jose, you have the final say
Speaker 1: when it comes down to me. Um pick Alexis. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with the thirsty girl trap. Let's listen to
Speaker 1: a young woman sharing a secret dating hack on how
Speaker 1: to meet more eligible men. Turns out, if you're looking
Speaker 1: for love, all you need to do is go to
Speaker 1: Home Depot at eat thirty in the morning Wednesday. They're there,
Speaker 1: literally everywhere. I am the only woman in that entire store. So, ladies,
Speaker 1: if you're struggling to find love, grib yourself a cup
Speaker 1: of coffee, throw on some messcarret, and head to Home Depot.
Speaker 1: I'd eat thirty on a Wednesday, Carla got you. Oh God,
Speaker 1: I've heard this, but now guys know this and no
Speaker 1: other guys are going there. I was married men, alexis
Speaker 1: my back? That was which clip is it? And if
Speaker 1: you're still wondering about the number one thing you need
Speaker 1: to do each day to make it happier, it's having
Speaker 1: one solid, meaningful conversation with someone makes billful phill, Like
Speaker 1: when our digital producer Jake, Jake, I want you to
Speaker 1: make us all happy right now, engage us in some
Speaker 1: solid conversation in three two one happy very natural. However
Speaker 1: hard we try, there are some things in life we
Speaker 1: can't escape, death taxes, and almost daily I have to
Speaker 1: hear Brooke and Jeffrey refer to the catch me outside
Speaker 1: girl as Bob Bobby. It's bad baby, but we talk
Speaker 1: about her every day. Bad baby my favorite. But there
Speaker 1: are certain things of life that you'll try to escape from,
Speaker 1: but somehow they just keep on showing back up again,
Speaker 1: which is why a new survey asked a thousand people
Speaker 1: to name something you get rid of that always seems
Speaker 1: to come back. I have the top five answers on
Speaker 1: the board for another edition of Unglued Family Feud. Let's
Speaker 1: start with the guy who was born with a silver
Speaker 1: spoon in an orifice that was not his mouth Young Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: jeff names something you get rid of that always seems
Speaker 1: to come back. Oh, okay, could it be a certain
Speaker 1: type of you know, transmitted rash. I knew you were
Speaker 1: gonna did I know that that may or may not
Speaker 1: have involved another person or persons with lots of friction.
Speaker 1: I could go into more detail, like let's say there
Speaker 1: was this warehouse party where you had to have a
Speaker 1: secret code word to get in. Does that help you
Speaker 1: should bring a secret ointment? If it's rash, well, that's
Speaker 1: why it keeps coming back for it, Jeffrey. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: go with a certain transmitted rashes and diseases. Warehouse rash
Speaker 1: is not the top five. Really, a double checked warehouse
Speaker 1: rash is not wr again, Lexus, something you get rid
Speaker 1: of that always seems to come back. I don't know
Speaker 1: is this supposed to be literally or like some deep metaphor.
Speaker 1: I thought for sure you would just say yeah, like
Speaker 1: that counts, like right, because I didn't know if it
Speaker 1: was supposed to be deeper than that. But you're the
Speaker 1: X that keeps crawling back though, jes XS number two
Speaker 1: US expert. All right, jose Um, I'm gonna get a
Speaker 1: little more literal okay, And I got bought one of
Speaker 1: these when I was a child, and I could never
Speaker 1: get rid of it. What is it? A boomerang? Every
Speaker 1: time it always just came right on back, Jake, because
Speaker 1: I throw boomerangs and they just fallow in the ground.
Speaker 1: Never once have I ever gotten a ng. I stopped
Speaker 1: playing with it because I think I threw it right
Speaker 1: once and it came back and hit me like you
Speaker 1: got to flick the wrist, just like at the warehouse
Speaker 1: class practice with you, Jeffrey. Okay, so I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: boomerang for the group. Okay, boomerang number five? Real I care.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so far we've gotten your exes and boomerang.
Speaker 1: Let's go over a see. I'm just thinking of things.
Speaker 1: Don't say it. I know what you're thinking. Mother in law. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she listens to this show. But you know,
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking of of dishes. Okay. In my life,
Speaker 1: these are things that continually get rid of and they're
Speaker 1: always back. That is dirty dishes. Dirty dishes is not
Speaker 1: over to Jeffrey. Something you want to get rid of
Speaker 1: that always seems to come back for some reason. I'm
Speaker 1: stuck on bodily functions. Please skimp. I think I'm onto
Speaker 1: something here, because before the warehouse parties, back when I
Speaker 1: was a teen there was something that you get rid
Speaker 1: of that keeps coming back on your face. You'd always
Speaker 1: have to buy. I got proactive, and even as good
Speaker 1: as that was, it would sin now I do. But
Speaker 1: back when I was a teenager, you know, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter what you do, it would keep coming back, and
Speaker 1: only on your face. You don't see the rash area
Speaker 1: one pimple once that you were overreacting. I'll show you
Speaker 1: some photos if you really want to see. But let
Speaker 1: me do unwanted zits zits number one close to h Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go over the top five. Something you get rid
Speaker 1: of that always seems to come back Number one zits
Speaker 1: pimples acne. Jeffrey got that, Alexis got number two men
Speaker 1: your ex ladies. Number three on the list was bugs hunts.
Speaker 1: Number four was a cold for the same cold for
Speaker 1: twenty years. Yeah, and then number five Jose nailed that
Speaker 1: with a boomerang. Not well, Brooke is going to be
Speaker 1: taking the shock today. Somebody wanted to hear. Never gonna
Speaker 1: give you up by Rick Astley. Remember this was by
Speaker 1: Rick Ross. Never Gonna give you up, never gonna let
Speaker 1: you down, never gonna run around and dessert. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: your shot collar Question of the day Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. It all started back in twenty thirteen
Speaker 1: with the cronuts. Oh yeah, I have one New York
Speaker 1: Bakery mashed a croissant together with a donut. Now you
Speaker 1: can find him in basically every baked goods store on
Speaker 1: the planet. I not had one either, you haven't. Then
Speaker 1: in twenty fifteen, that was the era of the unicorn cake.
Speaker 1: Every girl's birthday party for the next four years had
Speaker 1: an edible horn on it. Yeah, And we had a
Speaker 1: little bit of a speed bump with Rainbow bagels in
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen. I remember I liked those. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't know who came up with that idea. I hope
Speaker 1: they're dead, horrible, don't destroy my bagels. And in twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: when COVID hit, we got cloud bread, which was like
Speaker 1: low car bread made from eggs. Thanks Keto for nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah that one too. Jeff You're probably wondering what's going
Speaker 1: to be the next big thing in food? Okay, do
Speaker 1: you have an answer? Experts of zeroed in on three
Speaker 1: items that are blowing up on social media lately. They're
Speaker 1: saying they could be mainstream within months. Number three is
Speaker 1: Peanut Butter Jelly banana bread. It's a PBJBB. They just
Speaker 1: put peanut butter and jelly on banana bread. Is that
Speaker 1: what It's also baked into it? It's so that's one.
Speaker 1: Number two is Smoor's ice box cake. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like a mini k made of Graham crackers and chocolate
Speaker 1: and marsha. Goodness. Here, the only cake my husband makes
Speaker 1: is we call it white trash pie. It's like the
Speaker 1: Oreo cruss, very similar. No one actually sounds diabetes. Last,
Speaker 1: but not least, the pizza dia. No more need to
Speaker 1: choose between Mexican and Italian food. Now get with a
Speaker 1: pizza quesadilla combo that looks amazing and they even stuffed it.
Speaker 1: It's like the caesadilla has what olives or something in it,
Speaker 1: and then on top they even put pemberoni in more
Speaker 1: cheese that looks like I've already tasted it, like just
Speaker 1: looking at the picture, getting indigestion just from looking at
Speaker 1: Nothing beats the o G mash up topical news and
Speaker 1: high powered laser beams. Oh, we're gonna do it. Laser Stories,
Speaker 1: it's coming up next. It's the radio segment that got
Speaker 1: into a swearing content was Samuel L. Jackson and one,
Speaker 1: but now he needs therapy for some of the awful
Speaker 1: things that he shouted at. It's Laser Stories. It's the
Speaker 1: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser
Speaker 1: and those other sailor mouths just don't ye. This first
Speaker 1: Laser Stories out of Toronto, a twenty seven year old
Speaker 1: woman named Rachel Michael Ravey was working for a real
Speaker 1: estate company and even though she liked her job, she
Speaker 1: was hoping to change companies. And that's when she stumbled
Speaker 1: upon a description on a career website that she couldn't
Speaker 1: believe and thought, Wow, I'm perfect for this position. For
Speaker 1: little did she realized she was perfect for it because
Speaker 1: it was the role she was currently in and her
Speaker 1: place of business was hiring it under a different company
Speaker 1: name before they fired her that she was applying for
Speaker 1: her own jobs for other job. The worst part was
Speaker 1: that the posting had better pay than what she was
Speaker 1: currently making. A new person more than she as they start,
Speaker 1: So how could this happen? Apparently the company she worked
Speaker 1: for was looking to expand, but failed to tell employees
Speaker 1: about its expansion plans forgot. Rachel says that she had
Speaker 1: to have a big talk with the CEO and she
Speaker 1: was thankful she didn't end up going to the interview,
Speaker 1: which was at a nearby coffee shop, and in the end,
Speaker 1: she admits that she should have done more research into
Speaker 1: her own company before applying for her own job. Do
Speaker 1: you think that you would just pretend like you didn't
Speaker 1: realize even when you got you go through the whole
Speaker 1: thing like hi, they're like, yeah, we know you. That's
Speaker 1: probably less awkward than actually, yeah, tackling it head on.
Speaker 1: It makes me want to go onto our website. It's
Speaker 1: like hiring for a third position. Laugh, it's next. Laser
Speaker 1: Stories out of Chicago. A twenty year old man named
Speaker 1: James Taylor was up to no good. I love James Taylor,
Speaker 1: not the singer now a different guy named James Taylor.
Speaker 1: And the other night he pulled a weapon on a
Speaker 1: thirty five year old man who was arriving home and
Speaker 1: demanded everything that he had. Guys, and the guy all right,
Speaker 1: So the victim gave him his keys, two dollars in cash,
Speaker 1: a debit card, and a takeout bag of Fred's fried chicken.
Speaker 1: He really looks like he's putting it all behind him.
Speaker 1: He's still going Yeah, I was gonna say it wasn't
Speaker 1: worth it until you mentioned the food. Yeah. Yes, But
Speaker 1: rather than run, James opened the victim's car, sat inside,
Speaker 1: and began devouring the chicken right there. You know what
Speaker 1: I feel like. Even muggers get fifteen minute breaks, don't
Speaker 1: they work? As for the victim, he calmly walked inside
Speaker 1: his apartment and called nine one one, who showed up
Speaker 1: within minutes. Good. Not surprisingly, James hadn't left. Yeah. In fact,
Speaker 1: he was still in the car eating all of the chicken. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This has to be like a marketing advertisement for this chicken,
Speaker 1: can't It's Friend's fried chicken. It sounds delicious hands on
Speaker 1: some Well, it wasn't advertising because he was charged with
Speaker 1: multiple felonies and is looking at twenty one years in
Speaker 1: prison for just the armed robbery charge. Expensive chicken. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, could you imagine if he's in there for
Speaker 1: nineteen years and that's when Fred's business closer it's next
Speaker 1: Laser stories out of Dating HQ. Good news for single people.
Speaker 1: Pretty soon you'll have a new way to ditch someone
Speaker 1: in the middle of a bad date. This okay, this thing.
Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about this yet. You just
Speaker 1: tell them sorry, but an app on my phone says
Speaker 1: the spark just isn't there. You can blame it on
Speaker 1: an app. Now, you don't even have to have a
Speaker 1: friend make an emergency call to I say that because
Speaker 1: a team at the University of Cincinnati's working on a
Speaker 1: program that uses AI to tell you if a date
Speaker 1: is going well or not. So the AI like listens
Speaker 1: into the conversation. Basically, it pairs with wearable technology like
Speaker 1: your Apple Watch and things like that, and it will
Speaker 1: monitor your heart rate, you're breathing, how much you're sweating,
Speaker 1: If you're sweating a lot, Does that mean you're having
Speaker 1: a good data or a bad date? Depends. It depends
Speaker 1: on what the activity is. Yeah, what's part of the data.
Speaker 1: At the beginning. They can even tell in real time
Speaker 1: whether you're actually engaged in a conversation or if you're
Speaker 1: just faking it. Yeah, it will give you feedback on
Speaker 1: your own quirks too. Like, for example, it can say
Speaker 1: if the other person finds you boring, chimes in from
Speaker 1: your pocket like good, Joe's a you just need a
Speaker 1: hype man. Yeah. The app isn't ready for wide release
Speaker 1: yet because it's not accurate enough. They've tested it on
Speaker 1: hundreds of people. It was around seventy five percent true
Speaker 1: in analyzing how well people were connecting. That's more accurate
Speaker 1: than I would expect. The Once it gets better, it
Speaker 1: could be useful for dating and provide real time feedback
Speaker 1: for teachers, therapists, and even people on the spectrum of
Speaker 1: a hard time socializing. It's actually really smart. This next
Speaker 1: laser story is out of TechTown. Time moves fast, but
Speaker 1: technology can move even faster. So it's always fun to
Speaker 1: check in on what old tech people have never used before,
Speaker 1: or the old tech that people are still using. I
Speaker 1: hate these because you bring stuff up and I'm like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I use that. I mean, let's find out because in
Speaker 1: a comprehensive new survey on tech use, seventy percent of
Speaker 1: adults have never sent a telegram. Okay, I would think
Speaker 1: that never would be higher. That's the way we have
Speaker 1: to date with morse code. Right, that's Morse code order.
Speaker 1: We're all so young that we don't know what that's good.
Speaker 1: Pretty good anyway. It's not shocking that not that many
Speaker 1: people have used it, but five percent claimed they are
Speaker 1: still currently sending telegrams. That's weird. Is it a singing telegram?
Speaker 1: I know what those are? Yeah, you hate them? I do.
Speaker 1: Here's some other results. Seven percent of adults have never
Speaker 1: sent a letter in the mail before. Oh, I've definitely
Speaker 1: done that. Five percent still do. I agree. I used
Speaker 1: to write letters to my fifth grade boyfriend over the summer. Oh,
Speaker 1: the only way I talked to him. Wait, you were
Speaker 1: both in fifth grade, right, yeah, okay, he wasn't in
Speaker 1: a prison. I'm glad we cleared that up. Eighteen percent
Speaker 1: of adults have never used dial up Internet. God, now,
Speaker 1: I feel someone might be listening to us on dial
Speaker 1: up right now, so thank you for sticking with us.
Speaker 1: They will hear this for a few hours, because five
Speaker 1: percent of people still use dial up. Also, six percent
Speaker 1: of adults have never watched a DVD watch other adults.
Speaker 1: Forty one percent still do, though, Okay, he remembers the
Speaker 1: days when Netflix would mail you your movies. He's listening
Speaker 1: on dialogue twenty two percent of adults have never played
Speaker 1: video games at an arcade. Why would you do that? Now?
Speaker 1: Arcas they're awesome. Finally, fifteen percent of adults have never
Speaker 1: paid for something with a check. I hate when anybody
Speaker 1: asked me to write a check. I haven't done that.
Speaker 1: I always have to remember how to do cursive. That's
Speaker 1: not it feels forty two percent of people still write checks. Wow,
Speaker 1: this guy, he hasn't used to check in years. He
Speaker 1: only carries cash in a shell card. Show that time
Speaker 1: says the choice has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday, Broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. It feels like robots are slowly
Speaker 1: taking over and replacing everything that humans used to do. Serious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Now there's robo bartenders that mix your drinks, drones that
Speaker 1: delivered the pizzas and all the Amazon packages time, even
Speaker 1: robot musicians like the animatronic band at Chuck E Cheese
Speaker 1: that stares at you with those dead eyes and watches
Speaker 1: you eat your birthday cake. Yes, no flash photography text,
Speaker 1: But there is one group of people that robots could
Speaker 1: never replace. The people who leave us voicemails on the
Speaker 1: loser line. Yeah, no amount of high powered AI could
Speaker 1: ever be that cringing. So this one goes out to
Speaker 1: all the humans. Yeah, batch of messages coming up at
Speaker 1: seven ten. It's the loser line. Just back if you
Speaker 1: haven't heard the loser line before. It works like this.
Speaker 1: Let's say so approaches you while you're out at the
Speaker 1: club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hi there,
Speaker 1: did you know that there's people who say disney Land
Speaker 1: is the happiest place on earth? Apparently none of them
Speaker 1: have ever been in my lap. Must be the taller Ryan.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm glad there's a requirement. Whatever you do,
Speaker 1: resist the urge to call security and have him removed
Speaker 1: from the premises. Instead, tell him you think he looks
Speaker 1: handsome with his adult headgear at the bar, and that
Speaker 1: he should call you sometime to hang out, and hopefully
Speaker 1: later on he leaves an awkward voicemail. We can play
Speaker 1: on the air voicemails like this one method. Hey Ashley,
Speaker 1: it's me. I don't know if I ever told you this,
Speaker 1: but I do more CHAI so you know I can
Speaker 1: check you. I know you couldn't see me, but I
Speaker 1: just get a back flip right there. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: a front flip, but you were there to see it. Okay,
Speaker 1: one more that was another back that That was a
Speaker 1: good one. Anyways, I'm gonna say a little goodbye with
Speaker 1: this round house, all right? Yeah, he Alexius, you were
Speaker 1: twirling your hair during that entire message. You getting turned out?
Speaker 1: Was it the second back flip that did it for you?
Speaker 1: Sounds like what happens after my kindergartener watches too much
Speaker 1: power range. Sounds like, say, hey, what's battle tight? Nine?
Speaker 1: How you in? It's a SMR two D two. Um.
Speaker 1: You know I'm just hitting you up because, uh, we
Speaker 1: squatted up on call of duty and we were murking nubs.
Speaker 1: But the right it was a lot of fun. You
Speaker 1: got real game. I'm into it because you know a
Speaker 1: lot of girls on there are complete dog water, but
Speaker 1: you were cracked and it's hot. I think your katie
Speaker 1: ratio is super sexy because you know, I'm a sweat,
Speaker 1: you're a sweat. Maybe we can sweat together like I
Speaker 1: r L. If you want to sweat it out with me,
Speaker 1: give me a call instead of call of duty when
Speaker 1: maybe we can get a little call of booty going.
Speaker 1: I just made that up. I just made that up.
Speaker 1: I think you did. Expert and a comedian, Yeah he had.
Speaker 1: I feel like we need a little bit of a
Speaker 1: translator because most of what he was saying kind of
Speaker 1: went over my head. Sweat means you're really good. You're
Speaker 1: so good at the game that you literally sweat. You
Speaker 1: try so hard. If you're good at it, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to try. So I thought, it's like you don't
Speaker 1: break a sweat. I know, a sweat means a try hard.
Speaker 1: It means you are try. You are so good and
Speaker 1: you're doing pushing your thumb so fast. My gamer chair
Speaker 1: is soaked right now. Yeah. Well, in case you want
Speaker 1: to hear all these, we're now putting our favorite loser
Speaker 1: line of the week on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.
Speaker 1: So make sure you go follow us on TikTok at
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey and you can hear voicemails from some
Speaker 1: of the sweatiest people around in a good way. Messages
Speaker 1: like next message, Hey Tiffany, it's again. Um. I wanted
Speaker 1: to follow up about our conversation about doritos. Um. Like
Speaker 1: I said at the bar, I really don't think you
Speaker 1: should be eating any more doritos. A lot of people
Speaker 1: don't want to see it, but there's symbols all around us.
Speaker 1: The doritos, they're triangle shaped. Triangle is an ancient Masonic
Speaker 1: symbol tied to the Illuminati machine. Okay, the triangle represents
Speaker 1: this pyramid of knowledge, and on top of the pyramid
Speaker 1: there's this all seeing eye of providence. And I want
Speaker 1: to remind you they're monitoring the things we eat and
Speaker 1: put in our body to use against us. So I
Speaker 1: know they're cheesy, they're salty, they're tasty, but every bag
Speaker 1: of Doritos you eat is giving power to the Illuminati.
Speaker 1: Just remember that and looking out for you next message.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you know how many times I've been wondering,
Speaker 1: when are we gonna get a normal guy on here,
Speaker 1: and finally we get I really want them to use
Speaker 1: their power through doritos. Good for them. I'm for kidding,
Speaker 1: But there's literally about to be texts coming in any
Speaker 1: second of someone who's like, finally someone under Conspiracies are true.
Speaker 1: Doritos are bad, but Fritos are still cool. Right. Rectangle, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not an Illuminati symbol. It's only a shape issue. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think we're saying yea next message, Hey, um, I'm
Speaker 1: calling because you gave me your number and I'm I
Speaker 1: wanted also say I'm sorry because I'm really embarrassed about
Speaker 1: you know how things went down, and you know when
Speaker 1: you were putting your number into my phone. I know,
Speaker 1: I know I should not have reached my hand into
Speaker 1: your purse, but it I thought I saw your wallet
Speaker 1: like coming out, so I wasn't trying to take it.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to make sure it was pushed
Speaker 1: all the way down inside, like all the way to
Speaker 1: the bottom. I mean, I swear I you probably thought
Speaker 1: I was like some sort of creep pulling a fast one,
Speaker 1: like trying to rob you or something, but I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I have money. I'm going great. I shot the whole food.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm thinking of ways to try and make
Speaker 1: it up to you, and I think I would like
Speaker 1: to invite you and your friend to come see my
Speaker 1: blue grass band play. We're called Harmonica Lewinski and we're
Speaker 1: pretty good. I gotta say, very few covers, mostly all
Speaker 1: original stuff, and you can leave your home and the tree.
Speaker 1: I don't all men know, and people in general, you
Speaker 1: just don't touch a purse. No, I'm scared too. I
Speaker 1: just think the best band name of all time is
Speaker 1: Harmonica and their sucking and blowing too literal. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: do they all wear blue? Wherever? You can listen a
Speaker 1: Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and check
Speaker 1: out us on YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey for more
Speaker 1: hilarious voicemails peas coming up next Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. In today's phone tap, two people are jumping
Speaker 1: back into the dating pool at the same time. One
Speaker 1: is an attractive young woman who has a good job.
Speaker 1: She's extremely active in her personal life and just wants
Speaker 1: to meet a normal, stable guy. Awesome. And that's where
Speaker 1: our other lonely single swoops in. And he's got game
Speaker 1: for days. We call him timid Benjamin. Oh no, he's
Speaker 1: about to bait the hook to catch himself a honey.
Speaker 1: We'll see if she bites in your phone right now.
Speaker 1: The twenties, Hello, Hi, Hello? Is this Hi? Who's my
Speaker 1: name is Benjamin? Is this Lauren? Um? Yeah? Am I
Speaker 1: speaking to I think I said it before, I'll repeat myself.
Speaker 1: It's been I was talking. It's been Benjamin. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: um do I know you not yet, but you're about
Speaker 1: to be. Oh that's a sound of the crazy. Um,
Speaker 1: excuse me, Mariah, you're your friend. I work with her.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, you're you're you're bad, you're her band. Okay,
Speaker 1: guilty is charged? Um? What what can I help you with? So? So, um,
Speaker 1: I heard that you are unattached. Um, me too, unattached?
Speaker 1: Like um like single? Yeah and ready to mingle? Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm single and not ready to mingle, she says. Seriously.
Speaker 1: She says, you're down to clown? What when did she
Speaker 1: say that? Yesterday? When we were talking yesterday? Okay, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. She showed me your picture and I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, yeah, to get up on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I'm ready for any of that.
Speaker 1: I'm it's okay, I'm not ready either. I'm looking more
Speaker 1: for a hit it and quit it situation. Oh what
Speaker 1: you do do? Do you like to be hit and
Speaker 1: then quit upon? Benjamin? Yeah, you're gonna have to slow
Speaker 1: your role on that. Oh. I don't know what Maria
Speaker 1: specifically told you, but I'm not that type of woman. Well,
Speaker 1: I was just trying to be polite. And went off
Speaker 1: of what you said that you weren't ready for a
Speaker 1: long term thing. Yeah, I'm not ready for another relationship
Speaker 1: and I'm not ready for any of your hitting and
Speaker 1: quitting situation that you've got going on. Okay, well, what
Speaker 1: if I just slap it and then lap it? What?
Speaker 1: I don't know what? I don't even I didn't even
Speaker 1: know what you're you're talking about. Okay, I apologize. I
Speaker 1: don't really know either. I'm just reading things off of
Speaker 1: the Internet or condiction. Oh wow. Um, so maybe that
Speaker 1: same internet would be good for you to find someone else, because,
Speaker 1: like I said, I am not looking for a relationship.
Speaker 1: I am not like to be You talk too much.
Speaker 1: You're shishing me right now? Can I send you a pick? No,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what kind of pick you're gonna
Speaker 1: send me, but I'm really not interested. To say yes
Speaker 1: and then I'll show you. No, you understand what the
Speaker 1: word know is. I just sent it to myself and
Speaker 1: I liked it. Oh my goodness, putting that in favorites. Okay,
Speaker 1: it would really nice talking to you, but not really,
Speaker 1: it's been nice. You have the voice of an angel.
Speaker 1: Okay that maybe if you had started with that maybe
Speaker 1: it would have been fine, but okay, I don't think
Speaker 1: the reverse and start all over. Hey. Oh wow, thank
Speaker 1: you for me. People call me big b Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, yeah, no, that'd be saying that tonight. Okay
Speaker 1: that yeah, Ben, I'm just gonna hang up right now.
Speaker 1: I Oh my god, you need you need to stalk.
Speaker 1: Marian never told me that you were such a frigid witch.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, well, Maria, I should have told you how
Speaker 1: I am. She should have been more. She said, she
Speaker 1: said that you were ripe for picking, for picking. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness. When I see her. Sorry, did I say picking?
Speaker 1: I misspoke? I meant ripe for pranking? What? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: this is this is a prank phone call? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Got you three pointer downtown? What? What? What do you mean? Oh?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? This is a prank call? Lauren?
Speaker 1: My name is actually jeff You're on the radio right
Speaker 1: now on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
Speaker 1: a phone tapp on you. Oh, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: gotta be kidding me. I'm so sorry. She did she
Speaker 1: set you up because she told us that she was
Speaker 1: trying to hook you up with a date because you
Speaker 1: were getting back into the dating pool. But you were
Speaker 1: kind of hesitant. Yeah, because I just hear so many
Speaker 1: like horrible stories about people just like being you know,
Speaker 1: randomly's set up, and you should let them set you
Speaker 1: up so I can knock them down. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you week up every morning with funk tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 1: on the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We
Speaker 1: all have our favorite athletes on a team, our favorite
Speaker 1: characters in a TV show, our favorite ball gag in
Speaker 1: the dungeon. And I'll admit on this radio program we
Speaker 1: have a list of favorite listeners who've called in for
Speaker 1: our help before. Normally we figured out a way to
Speaker 1: drive those people away forever. But that is one of
Speaker 1: them who keeps coming back for more, including today gonna
Speaker 1: be his fourth appearance on the radio airwaves. We call
Speaker 1: him Mattman. Oh yes, I love Mission Mission to get action.
Speaker 1: He sounds like Mattman, but like a lot less testosterone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll refresh your memory with your brand new second Date update.
Speaker 1: Next Second Date Update. It's a record breaking fourth time
Speaker 1: this person has been on the show requesting our help.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's none other than the caped Crusada
Speaker 1: of romance. When I say Kate, I mean he's got
Speaker 1: his extra long jammie's on. This morning, Matt Man is
Speaker 1: back an welcome back, Matt, Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: You guys, it's like we're starting to be the superheroes
Speaker 1: of your life. We're helping so much, you know, Yever,
Speaker 1: clearly we're not very good at it. But real quick,
Speaker 1: for those of you who have not heard of Matt
Speaker 1: Man before, he's a friend of the show. And we
Speaker 1: call him Mattman because on one of the very first
Speaker 1: dates we ever heard from him, he went out to
Speaker 1: a movie premiere dressed as the Dark Night and ever
Speaker 1: since then, his legend has lived on. Yes, along with
Speaker 1: his ever active dating profile. Matt, last time that we
Speaker 1: heard from you, I thought, tell me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I thought you had a girlfriend before? Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That that one didn't really work out too well. But
Speaker 1: just because one as doesn't mean it wasn't a success.
Speaker 1: Sure you know, I'm sure you learned from it, grew
Speaker 1: from it. So now we're doing another second day update.
Speaker 1: So you must have met someone new, right? I did? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I met I met a girl Jackie on the app. Okay,
Speaker 1: would you like about Jackie? I mean, right off the bat,
Speaker 1: she was great. I mean she looked just like her pictures.
Speaker 1: Was that a bat pun or no? All right? Off
Speaker 1: the bat, I was thinking he was going to call
Speaker 1: her jacker like joker, Yeah, mine is better. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: she looked like she said she was gonna look. I like,
Speaker 1: standards are still very high. Yeah, all right, what'd you
Speaker 1: end up doing with Jackie? Well, Jackie, she wanted me
Speaker 1: to pick her up, So, um, I just say to
Speaker 1: hop in my map mobile? All right, is it? What's
Speaker 1: actual card? It's a It's a Hyundai, just like all right?
Speaker 1: And how are you feeling heading into the date? I
Speaker 1: was maybe a little nervous at the beginning, so I
Speaker 1: just thought, yeah, So I thought i'd bounced it out
Speaker 1: with some of my patented, world famous Matman humor. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Would you go with a knock
Speaker 1: knock joke? I started with one of the classics, the
Speaker 1: old parallel park trick. What's up? I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with that one? So I thought it would
Speaker 1: be funny if I pretended like I couldn't parallel park.
Speaker 1: So I asked Jackie if she could go outside and
Speaker 1: maybe spot me and like tell me if I was
Speaker 1: getting close or I was going to hit the curb
Speaker 1: right like around like the third or fourth time, I decided,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna pretend to drive away, So I drove away.
Speaker 1: There's no way she was laughing. I was only gone
Speaker 1: to like ten seconds. But the look of horror on
Speaker 1: her face was Yeah, I could see that. I could
Speaker 1: see how that could be fun and it's funny. Like
Speaker 1: six months into her relationship, it's not funny the first
Speaker 1: like literally, you haven't even had dinner with this person
Speaker 1: yet laughing funny. It's just like, oh, yeah, say she
Speaker 1: said something like, don't ever do that again, but I
Speaker 1: need that too funny. She doesn't want to laugh to
Speaker 1: but I will say if she says don't do that again.
Speaker 1: Her mindset is that there could be a next time
Speaker 1: you hang out, even in her anger, some hope there. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is good so far, I think, or where did
Speaker 1: you end up taking Jackie? So you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get a little bit of dating experience,
Speaker 1: so I and better every time. Man, I think so,
Speaker 1: so I thought i'd step up my game, and um,
Speaker 1: I don't know you guys might think I'm a nube.
Speaker 1: But I took her to sushi. That's great, that's a
Speaker 1: great first. It was good. I mean, there are so
Speaker 1: many good flavors. So I thought sushi flavors. I've never
Speaker 1: thought of them as play. Okay, So I ordered thirteen roles.
Speaker 1: What did you just well, yeah, because I've never done sushi,
Speaker 1: So I just thought like the roles were the like
Speaker 1: the you thought the individual pieces was a role, but
Speaker 1: one role has like six to eight slices. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: The waiter head of bringing like a whole other table
Speaker 1: just to attach it so we could have all the food.
Speaker 1: It's like cascading off the side. But like I would
Speaker 1: be dying of embarrassment, Like just as you're sitting there
Speaker 1: as more and more plates keep being delivered, Like it
Speaker 1: would be so like a guy to eat, Like I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want a guy to eat lessan me. So anything
Speaker 1: you want in the restaurants, how to sushi night end?
Speaker 1: It's kind of a mess. We laughed about it and
Speaker 1: it was fun. Later I asked to take a picture
Speaker 1: with her out front the first day. Yeah, is that
Speaker 1: a bad thing? Alexis doesn't like that. It's a nice
Speaker 1: thing to take a picture with someone, like, Hey, let's
Speaker 1: remember this no different this room? Really Okay, maybe that
Speaker 1: was a mistake of yours, Matt. I don't know. She
Speaker 1: let me touch her waist. Man, she posted the picture too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she she cropped me out of the photo. I
Speaker 1: don't think you should be insulted by that. It would
Speaker 1: be weird. She couldn't really just take a selfie. Ya,
Speaker 1: So I mean I never heard from her, like I
Speaker 1: thought it was a great date. Okay, Well, there has
Speaker 1: to be some sort of logical explanation for this, and
Speaker 1: we're just going to ask her directly. All right, we'll
Speaker 1: come back and do your second date update. Next second.
Speaker 1: We're in the middle of another second date update with
Speaker 1: friend of the show Matt Man. Yeah, just a quick
Speaker 1: recap if you missed the first part. Matt did a
Speaker 1: sushi date with a woman named Jackie, gave her a
Speaker 1: little parallel parking humor before that, and then at dinner
Speaker 1: ordered thirteen different sushi rolls because he didn't know he
Speaker 1: thought a role meant the individual pieces of sushi. He
Speaker 1: really need to have done sushi trade. Then he could
Speaker 1: have just picked one plate at a time. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I would have been better you tried to go fancy
Speaker 1: and go to a nice restaurant. I can't imagine the
Speaker 1: things we're looking up at the end of the night, though,
Speaker 1: When they took a photo together in front of the restaurant,
Speaker 1: and Matt, you said you touched her waist, did she
Speaker 1: touch your grappling hook in return or was there a
Speaker 1: kiss or any sort of sign of intimacy. Well, a
Speaker 1: true hero keeps his belt on at all times. But
Speaker 1: I did get to touch your waist and it was
Speaker 1: pretty awesome. Okay, yeah, you've done a lot of these, Matt, Like,
Speaker 1: what do you think went wrong? Why is she not
Speaker 1: calling you back? I don't know. I think maybe because
Speaker 1: I didn't know about the roles and individual pieces. Maybe that, okay,
Speaker 1: we're off. Maybe she thought I was trying to show off.
Speaker 1: You didn't explain it was your first time at a
Speaker 1: sushi restaurant. No, you know, I was just trying to
Speaker 1: be mister cool. Okay, yeah, yeah, I can see that
Speaker 1: weird flex But okay, let's let's just call Jackie and
Speaker 1: see if that really was the case, if she was
Speaker 1: intimidated by how many roles you can afford in one dinner.
Speaker 1: I mean, I still have some so she wants suh.
Speaker 1: I'll throw that in at the end. We want to
Speaker 1: send you guys out on the day, but first we
Speaker 1: got to call her. Let's do it. Hello, Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: looking for Jackie. Ye, Hey Jackie. My name is jeff
Speaker 1: from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hi Jackie. Oh there's a lot. Well. Hi, everyone whole
Speaker 1: show wanted to talk to you. Oh. We love people
Speaker 1: that are happy right off the bat. That's awesome, some
Speaker 1: breath of fresh air for us because we're doing something
Speaker 1: called a second date update. And yeah, it sounds scarier
Speaker 1: than it is. We're calling because you went out on
Speaker 1: a date with one of our listeners. I would call
Speaker 1: him a good friend of the show. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he's honestly a VIP member of our listening audience. His
Speaker 1: name is Matt. Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, Matt. Like hearing
Speaker 1: you laugh about it because we heard you guys had
Speaker 1: a great sushi date the other night. It was an experience.
Speaker 1: That's good. I mean, if I saw it was an experience,
Speaker 1: I'd give that a five stars. That's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Like Imax calls themselves an experience, right, and for the
Speaker 1: most part, yeah, some of it was a little quirky,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it was all. It was all pretty fun. Oh,
Speaker 1: why calling him back. He's been trying to get a
Speaker 1: hold of you. He wants to see you again. Well,
Speaker 1: at the end of the night, okay, so he took
Speaker 1: a picture of us, which was a little different for
Speaker 1: a first date. But I think if we know anything
Speaker 1: about Matt, it's that he's he's a bold and he
Speaker 1: goes for what he likes and that he just really
Speaker 1: wanted to commemorate the night with you, right right, And
Speaker 1: it was a really cute picture. Um. And so when
Speaker 1: I got home, I showed my roommate the picture and
Speaker 1: she was like horrified. Why I guess, Like, so he
Speaker 1: had one of his like hands was like, you know,
Speaker 1: like around my waist, right, and he said that he
Speaker 1: was making like a gang sign like with his hand,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, like like what like throwing west
Speaker 1: side up? Was that? Okay, I don't know. I had
Speaker 1: no idea what it was, and I kind of thought
Speaker 1: she was getting at first, but she like had us
Speaker 1: look it up. And I'm not gonna say like what
Speaker 1: it was, but yeah, it was. It was like it
Speaker 1: was a gang sign and yeah, like a street gang.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Like, yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was like an actual street gang, like a favorite streaking Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? I had no idea Matt was in a
Speaker 1: gang like that is. Are you sure it couldn't have
Speaker 1: been something he did on accident that happened to be similar.
Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to like say to her,
Speaker 1: but she was like no, like she was so sure
Speaker 1: and she gotta freaked me out, so I I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I'll just play it face just in case. So I
Speaker 1: was just like, no, sank, what if he's like an
Speaker 1: og gang member? We have no idea. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I just want to ask him right now because I
Speaker 1: gotta let you know, Jackie. Matt is on the other
Speaker 1: line right now. Oh was it a gang? Now? I'm
Speaker 1: in trouble gang Matt? Are you there? Yeah? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: like gang signs? Do you really think I'm a gang banger?
Speaker 1: It was my roommate. She freaked me hat even, like seriously,
Speaker 1: like do I look like a g banger? Do I
Speaker 1: sound like its stereotype? Stereotype? Matt? Do you know what
Speaker 1: she's talking about what hand signal she's talking about. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I do it all the time. Yeah, purpose why would
Speaker 1: you do it all the time if you know it's
Speaker 1: a gang symbol, Matt, it's not a gang symbol. It's
Speaker 1: the bat symbol Jackie, like Batman. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, Jackie,
Speaker 1: you might. I didn't tell you this mostly for your safety.
Speaker 1: But why that's what that sounds like. No, the gang
Speaker 1: that he's talking about is like a superhero league that
Speaker 1: type of gang, what like D and D No Justice League.
Speaker 1: I'm a Hugeman fan. I'm part of the bat family.
Speaker 1: It's not a gang. Yeah, he loves Batman, Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: He's a big Batman family like comic books. I mean
Speaker 1: I knew that, but I know a lot of people
Speaker 1: who are like into that stuff and they don't have
Speaker 1: like weird hand symbols, and like I do think a
Speaker 1: gang member's hotter. But it's like it's like a sign
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make popular with my posse, Like I
Speaker 1: guess you know, like you made it up. Well you know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to get it started, you know, like
Speaker 1: because my hand is like the wig. And then if
Speaker 1: I move my thumb. It's kind of like the head. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I kind of like that. That way you can be
Speaker 1: out on the street and secretly know who else is
Speaker 1: a Batman fan, rather than having to go up and
Speaker 1: ask like a gang yeah flash it when you're walking
Speaker 1: down the street and you're like with my feet the
Speaker 1: same time, I'm went to say on this one, you
Speaker 1: gotta drop it. It's in trouble. It's already getting you
Speaker 1: in trouble that another one sees that in the wrong
Speaker 1: neighborhood and not even a joke. Yeah, I have to
Speaker 1: actually defend your woman just because you're being AI or
Speaker 1: you become the coolest guy in that neighborhood. Just strip cred.
Speaker 1: I like it, But I mean I don't want to
Speaker 1: get I don't want to get beat up. I doubt
Speaker 1: anybody could beat up Mattman. You're just being nice. Who's
Speaker 1: mat Man? Is that you? So? I didn't mean to
Speaker 1: out there? Yeah, we call him Matman. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: my secret identity. Well now, well he's popular. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: makes us laugh a lot. Jackie's sweet guy. No, he
Speaker 1: absolutely were making me last the whole time. All it was, well,
Speaker 1: that's great. I mean if you take out the hands signal.
Speaker 1: It sounded like you guys had a really good night together,
Speaker 1: and I mean, yeah, minus him not really being able
Speaker 1: to parallel park that well. Actually there's a funny story
Speaker 1: to that. He told me it was a joke, but
Speaker 1: I don't know. After like a fourth or fifth time,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, maybe you drive to
Speaker 1: the next date. Yeah, I think that might be best,
Speaker 1: and we'll pay for that date if you agree to
Speaker 1: go on it. Yeah, that's fine. All of these secrets
Speaker 1: are not gang related and sounds great. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: congratulations matt Man. One request though, if we get to
Speaker 1: she again, please don't order so many roles. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's necessary. I just thought the roles were I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like a bread roll, isn't, like just say yes, Matt, yes, Matt,
Speaker 1: all right, you know what, We're just going to call
Speaker 1: it a win. Good job and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: And I'm really happy that we were able to get
Speaker 1: another date from Matt Man. I liked her a lot too.
Speaker 1: I think they could be a really cute couple. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was actually pretty chill. One that was maybe one
Speaker 1: of the easiest second date updates we've ever had to
Speaker 1: do for him before. All it takes is calling into
Speaker 1: our show four times for us to get good at
Speaker 1: helping you out. You know, the bat signed gang sign
Speaker 1: mix up. That one's actually pretty easily explainable. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: really stop doing that, yea. Honestly, I think if we
Speaker 1: would have stayed on the phone with her longer, the
Speaker 1: more likely she would have and ultimately said no. The
Speaker 1: more that she learned, you know, about him dressing up
Speaker 1: like a superhero, going to the movies, hanging upside down
Speaker 1: from pipes and dark alley rays, That's where it could
Speaker 1: have gotten weird. But luckily we didn't bring any of
Speaker 1: that up. Didn't have time too, So I'm proud of
Speaker 1: using himself. Yeah, good at that he just did. Again.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping she's done no matter what. Best of luck,
Speaker 1: Matt's a good guy. If you want to be like
Speaker 1: Matt and email the show over and over and over
Speaker 1: for help, We're always here. We'll call that person who
Speaker 1: wasn't calling you back, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 1: We got an urgent text to the studio the other
Speaker 1: day saying a furry convention was in town, so immediately
Speaker 1: we headed right into the city and discovered the truth.
Speaker 1: There was no furry convention. It was something much, much worse,
Speaker 1: So we interviewed the people there to prove it. Get
Speaker 1: ready for what you're doing at the Animal Onesie bar crawl. Wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: that was a lot of gas. The shocking audio coming
Speaker 1: up at eight ten. When you think, where is it
Speaker 1: appropriate to where my zebra snuggie out in public? Yep,
Speaker 1: not a lot of places come to mind. I mean
Speaker 1: especially not the zoo. Maybe a drive in movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for more snuggies more than time. Maybe when you go
Speaker 1: mattress shopping and the kid from school to embarrass them. Yes, Brian,
Speaker 1: when you're getting an oil change for your body, for
Speaker 1: your body, actually lift the tail please. But when we
Speaker 1: saw that there was a group of adults dressed in
Speaker 1: adult pajamas visiting several pubs across the city at two
Speaker 1: in the afternoon, yeah, we thought we need to record this,
Speaker 1: so we sent jose and Alexis with a microphone into
Speaker 1: the sea of oversized jammies to ask the people. They're
Speaker 1: a simple question. What you doing at the onesie bar crawl?
Speaker 1: What you're doing at the bar crawl? Day drinking? Try
Speaker 1: meet new people? Are you trying to meet like a
Speaker 1: love interest? Maybe just more new people? Um, I moved
Speaker 1: up last year. Oh okay, so you're new to the city. Yes, awesome,
Speaker 1: So you don't mind if you meet friends or girlfriend potential? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: to think twice about that, very confusing questions. This is
Speaker 1: a weird question. So let me just ask about hooking up.
Speaker 1: What's the craziest hookup story you've ever had? Blanking on it. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, do you have any bad breakup stories? Um,
Speaker 1: never broken up with or you broke up with somebody? No? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: let's see the last thing. Oh what is the biggest
Speaker 1: lie you've ever told? See? Right now, I can only
Speaker 1: think of the biggest I've ever told my mother. Oh
Speaker 1: oh wow. It sounds like a super exciting pub crawl.
Speaker 1: They sound were really into it. I'm sure was the
Speaker 1: Onesie pub crawl or the Virgin pub crawl? It was, okay,
Speaker 1: tim crawl. It's interesting. Give us an idea. What was
Speaker 1: the vibe like when you were down there, like set
Speaker 1: the scene for us. Was there a lot of people? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was less confident than the guy that we just
Speaker 1: hopefully it gets better from there. It's what you're doing
Speaker 1: at the Onesie bar crawl? What're you doing at the
Speaker 1: bar crawl? Well? So I would come out here and
Speaker 1: meeting feeding people. Whoa Okay, wait before you talk anymore.
Speaker 1: You have an accent? Sure do. Yeah. You get a
Speaker 1: lot of attention for this, not as much as I
Speaker 1: think I would, but I do get a lot of
Speaker 1: questions on where I'm from? Where where are you from?
Speaker 1: Take a guess? Australia, bang on, I love accents. Wa
Speaker 1: Wait so you don't think you give enough attention for
Speaker 1: that round here? I feel like every time I've come here,
Speaker 1: if I get the opportunity to speak, it really opens
Speaker 1: up a lot of doors. But it's really getting that opportunity. First.
Speaker 1: I eat on this pub crawl, which really helps. But
Speaker 1: once I start to speak, it's fine. Would you say
Speaker 1: what's your like lyne? To someone? Right up? The benefit
Speaker 1: of having an accent is you need to say nothing
Speaker 1: amazing at all. I can just be like, hey, Hawaii,
Speaker 1: have your words on me? Like, I'm down right now,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? We lost Alex for
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. It's good to know that you have standards
Speaker 1: of who you hook up with, like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: speak English? Slightly different? I mean I made him say
Speaker 1: something Wow. You know that guy's from Jersey and he's
Speaker 1: just hamming it up for a sou a little fake
Speaker 1: to me. Oh my god, what you're doing at the
Speaker 1: bar crawl first time here? Actually just really bar hopping China,
Speaker 1: get a little bit dr to get a little bit drunk,
Speaker 1: but not a lot drunk. You know, at this point
Speaker 1: it goes where it goes it's a bar crawl, and
Speaker 1: you're I think this is the first of many stops today.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, first of many. Okay, um, so let's ask
Speaker 1: you a fun question. What's the worst way you've ever
Speaker 1: dumped someone? Really? Explain? My signed A treatment isn't as
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, you're not gonna talk to me
Speaker 1: for your far No, Like, my signing atreatment goes on
Speaker 1: from months months. Sometimes they would not know where I
Speaker 1: am no contact whatsoever. I would go, m I A
Speaker 1: what so I could buy my my foot chopped off
Speaker 1: and begging for your forgiveness, and you're just I choose
Speaker 1: to be sigment silent treatment. Still, Jose, I think you
Speaker 1: have a very different definition of a fun I bet
Speaker 1: his girlfriends are like, oh my god, my boyfriend and
Speaker 1: I are so in love. I mean we haven't spoken
Speaker 1: in three years. But he's just he does that sometimes
Speaker 1: he's so funny. Yeah, it's just quirky. Yeah, it says
Speaker 1: he reads all my text. What you're doing at the
Speaker 1: bar crawl? I am drinking having fun. So betune you
Speaker 1: and me, you're looking around the bar, what is a
Speaker 1: red flag that you're secretly attracted to? Oh? Big arms.
Speaker 1: Is that a red flag? Like? It depends on the
Speaker 1: line of work. I guess, like, what job is a
Speaker 1: red flag for you? Um? Like, I've dated personal trainers
Speaker 1: and unfortunately they're very egotistic. They do have big arms.
Speaker 1: Though they do have big arms. So I see now,
Speaker 1: I see how you ended up here. Yeah, okay, what's
Speaker 1: a job that would be a you know, hottest to you? Fireman?
Speaker 1: Oh right, say fireman is here right now? I mean
Speaker 1: if they were obviously right there, I'd probably fake fainting.
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about just calling nine one one
Speaker 1: seeing who shows up? Yeah, I'm probably that desperate. Wow,
Speaker 1: sounds like the bar crawls finally perking up. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: request CPR. It doesn't say a lot for the guys
Speaker 1: are there, Like even the Australian guy didn't do it
Speaker 1: for her. I can't help anybody. Yeah, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: be heavy. Alexis just took her top off. That's what
Speaker 1: you're doing at the Onesie bar crawl, Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. It's toime for you to take on
Speaker 1: another first time player. Brooke Ashley from Bonnie Lake is
Speaker 1: on the line, who says when she plays you in
Speaker 1: her car. She is horrible, but thinks that you're really
Speaker 1: good at this, Brooke because you read a lot, now, Ashley,
Speaker 1: she mostly reads the labels on bottles of wine, so
Speaker 1: I know, oh no on the cork and show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Ashley, Well, welcome to the show. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm always curious when people call in say they do terrible.
Speaker 1: What motivates you to then call in? The luck? The
Speaker 1: thought of getting lucky. Yeah, it's about darn time you
Speaker 1: win one of these. Okay, I don't believe in luck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's send Broke out of the studio while that happens. Ashley,
Speaker 1: you know the game works. You got thirty seconds to
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you could say pass. But you have to beat Broke
Speaker 1: outright to win. Are you ready? All right? Go easy
Speaker 1: on me. I'm ready. Best of luck. No promises here.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today is Polar Bear Day. All
Speaker 1: polar bears live where the south or North Pole? North?
Speaker 1: What fruit is the cross between a raspberry and a BlackBerry?
Speaker 1: A boysenberry? There are two mammals that spend their entire
Speaker 1: lives in the water. Man, it's oh A bronze statue
Speaker 1: of which movie character sits at the foot of the
Speaker 1: steps of the Philadelphia Art Museum. In Which decade did
Speaker 1: Volkswagen debut the Jetta? Say that again? Eighties? Heard you there?
Speaker 1: Good work for your first time. Ashley Brook is going
Speaker 1: to come back in the studio, and I see on
Speaker 1: my screener here your interesting fact about yourself is that
Speaker 1: you've been married for twenty years. I've been married to
Speaker 1: my husband Aaron for um, I think twenty years almost
Speaker 1: twenty years. Have you remembered his name? Wowary, it's incredible.
Speaker 1: What's your number one secret to a happy, long lasting marriage? Um?
Speaker 1: The fighting naked? Naa. I like that scene. He's probably
Speaker 1: stopped the fight quicker than usually. Like you know, I'm
Speaker 1: so Maddy, look at that body. Don't we fight about?
Speaker 1: Don't do anything else naked either, just the fighting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just oh my god, you're not getting fight some publicly.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that one. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm going to follow that one. I'm going to take
Speaker 1: that advice. Twenty years of bliss Brooke Europe. Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today is Polar Bear Day. All
Speaker 1: Polar Bears live where the South or North Pole? North?
Speaker 1: What fruit is the cross between a raspberry and a BlackBerry? Uh, loganberry.
Speaker 1: There are two mammals that spend their entire lives in
Speaker 1: the water, manatees, and what else of orcas? A bronze
Speaker 1: statue of which movie character sits at the foot of
Speaker 1: the steps of the Philadelphia Art Museum. I don't Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 1: In which decade did volksweck and debut the Jetta. It's
Speaker 1: gotta be the sixties. Oh, those are their answers. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go to the scoreboard and see how you did
Speaker 1: and whatever. I think was a pretty tight game with
Speaker 1: Jose Ashley, you got two correct today and brook only one.
Speaker 1: First try you took down Brook. Ratulations, Thank you are
Speaker 1: so excited. Thank you, Bro. You want a fighter. You
Speaker 1: gotta take the clothes off. My pants are coming off now,
Speaker 1: Ashley Well Brooks d robing. Let's go over the answers.
Speaker 1: Today is Polar Bear Day. All polar bears live in
Speaker 1: the North Pole, all right? Then things went downhill from
Speaker 1: there for me. Yeah. The fruit that's a cross between
Speaker 1: a raspberry and BlackBerry is a boisonberry. That's the one
Speaker 1: that Ashley got two man will spend their entire lives
Speaker 1: in the water, Manatees and whales. We were looking for whales.
Speaker 1: Manatees is its own group of It's a part of
Speaker 1: a section of creature. But you wouldn't have been able
Speaker 1: to name any of the other ones. The broad statue
Speaker 1: of the fictional movie character the fictional Philadelphia Art Museum,
Speaker 1: not Benjamin Franklin. Have you start thinking about lales when
Speaker 1: you're asking the question, I do hear Brooks on those
Speaker 1: conspiracy sites saying Benjamin Franklin wasn't real. It's Rocky Balboa,
Speaker 1: famously Rocky Balboa statue and the Volkswagen debut the Jetta
Speaker 1: in the nineteen seventies, nineteen seventy nine, sixties. Like you know,
Speaker 1: because you think of playing, yeah, power or whatever. Now Ashley, congratulations,
Speaker 1: not only do you get one hundred dollars, but also
Speaker 1: just for playing, you win a fifty dollars gift card
Speaker 1: to the Riverwater Bar and grill your Escape from the
Speaker 1: Ordinary at the Nisqually Redwind Casino, your vip here awesome.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. Yeah, don't get in a fight though, because
Speaker 1: they'll kick you out. You got a lot of security cash,
Speaker 1: and a lot of cameras see the video. Thanks guys,
Speaker 1: you congratulations. H We'll be back to do win Brooks
Speaker 1: Bucks same time tomorrow Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.