Speaker 1: Hi, Donald, how are you. How's the new house coming?
Speaker 1: It's coming along. The power is back on. It was
Speaker 1: off for a bit. The gas is off right now
Speaker 1: because it's the area that had to be fixed as
Speaker 1: now being inspected. So things are being turned on and off.
Speaker 1: And you know what I realized when I listened to
Speaker 1: the podcast is that I yell way too much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're yelling. You try and tone tone that. I assume
Speaker 1: it's because you've had a just exhaled a big mouthful
Speaker 1: of God's let us and you're not fully Yeah, but
Speaker 1: usually that calms you down and makes it so, but
Speaker 1: it makes you it makes you more excited. I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's because of the name of the wheat.
Speaker 1: Like you shouldn't buy weed that's called green crack or
Speaker 1: yea or yells a lot or charged or or charged
Speaker 1: you want to get wet, that's more. You know that
Speaker 1: the name of the weed should sound like headband or
Speaker 1: you know, or yoga Mat, Yoga, Matt. I want some
Speaker 1: of that weed, yoga Matt. Yeah. I worry that the
Speaker 1: kind of weed you're getting is having the wrong effect. Oh,
Speaker 1: but I'm giving it up. We had this conversation, Oh
Speaker 1: if this listeners will know that you've said this before.
Speaker 1: Are you really really going to commit I mean at
Speaker 1: this time because once against a lot of people. You
Speaker 1: know how it is. I used to be a fucking
Speaker 1: asshole and work stoned, and I don't like to do
Speaker 1: that anymore. I like the way my face looks when
Speaker 1: I don't. I like it when my face looks fresh.
Speaker 1: Right now, I would say, you have less wrinkles than
Speaker 1: I do, and you're older than me by only a year, Zach,
Speaker 1: a year and a couple of months. I know, but
Speaker 1: I think you have nice skin. But you're saying that
Speaker 1: you feel that the weed is affecting and making you age.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? It just gives me. It
Speaker 1: gives me that dried out look, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And you always want to feel like you drink a
Speaker 1: glass of water. You want that look, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? That, Yeah, where your skin is like supple.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna no booze kick um, I'm gonna see how
Speaker 1: long I can go. In the spirit of what you're saying,
Speaker 1: we will have a challenge. Let's go. Let's go for it.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking with you, dude, Let's go. Let's go I'm
Speaker 1: not I mean, I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you.
Speaker 1: It sounds like not not like you don't mean kidding
Speaker 1: like you mean like I'm ready to I'm ready to
Speaker 1: fuck with you on this project. I fox with you.
Speaker 1: What I should say, you fuck with you? I just
Speaker 1: saw I'm clear on my expressions. That means you too,
Speaker 1: want to go for a certain amount of time with
Speaker 1: not not imbibing or ganja. I fox with your sties.
Speaker 1: It is pretty much what I'm saying. I'm gonna write
Speaker 1: that down. Am I allowed to say that? Is that
Speaker 1: ab speak? Or am I allowed to say I fox
Speaker 1: with you? You could totally say you say that, Joel
Speaker 1: with no better than you. You don't know what I'm going.
Speaker 1: There's no way anyone to get pissed off at you
Speaker 1: if they was like, yo, I'm trying to get this
Speaker 1: money and you went A fox with you? Okay, I
Speaker 1: trust her well better than you. She's late. When when
Speaker 1: she gets here, we'll ask her if I'm allowed to say,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying a Fox what she was universal? Sorry,
Speaker 1: Fox was universal. I'm proud of you, m I know
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people that are every day
Speaker 1: gone just smokers, and it's very it's challenging to give up.
Speaker 1: So I support you and I'm happy for you. I
Speaker 1: wanted to say it. Recommend a show I'm really loving
Speaker 1: called zero zero zero. Have you heard of that? Guys? No,
Speaker 1: Josh Raden is staying with me and he recommended it.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a really interesting show. It's l from
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. It's on Amazon Prime and it follows the
Speaker 1: drug trade how a giant shipment of cocaine goes from
Speaker 1: Mexico to Italy. America is not a character in this,
Speaker 1: but it's it's just about the buyers and the dealers
Speaker 1: and the it's almost like the Wire kind of storytelling. Um,
Speaker 1: but really really really good and it's just one season
Speaker 1: and I highly recommend it. That's my recommendation of the week.
Speaker 1: Fiction or non fiction. It's fiction. It's scripted, but it's
Speaker 1: incredibly shot. I mean, it looks like they spent a
Speaker 1: fortune on it. It's got the scale of a big
Speaker 1: ass like Born Identity movie. Um, but it's it's really
Speaker 1: really well done. Daniel and or Donald, are you going
Speaker 1: to play the new Star Wars game? I saw a
Speaker 1: billboard for it. Oh yes, it's a Jedi survivor. I
Speaker 1: believe it's called or Jedi Outcome. I saw that you can.
Speaker 1: Someone was bragging that you're going to be able to
Speaker 1: cut people in half. Bull crap, that's what they said.
Speaker 1: They said, believe it or not. I don't know if
Speaker 1: they'll be blood quote unquote, but you know, because the
Speaker 1: lightsaber conizes the well there you go there, but you're
Speaker 1: gonna be able to light You're gonna be able to
Speaker 1: lightsaber people in half down. I thought that might be
Speaker 1: attractive to you. I'm definitely gonna play this game if
Speaker 1: you can lightsaber people in half. Is it open world though?
Speaker 1: Is it? That's the question, Daniel, you're our video game expert.
Speaker 1: Is it open world? I know there's a track. It's
Speaker 1: a track. It's a track, isn't it. It's a little.
Speaker 1: It's a little. You know, you're going from level to
Speaker 1: level versus one big open world. But I in a
Speaker 1: market that is oversaturated with open world style games. I
Speaker 1: like that Star Wars is going with this model of
Speaker 1: letting you play through a story rather than having to
Speaker 1: kind of choose your own adventure in a big open space.
Speaker 1: I think that plays into the a Star Wars narrative nicely.
Speaker 1: I would personally love it if Star Wars created another
Speaker 1: open world game for like the Xbox and or PlayStation,
Speaker 1: because they've never done that. It's all been track oriented.
Speaker 1: On PC. There have been several games that are open world,
Speaker 1: but on Xbox and on PlayStation, there's never been an
Speaker 1: open world game where you can like a GTA type
Speaker 1: situation or or you know what I mean, And that
Speaker 1: is missing from Star Wars. It really is. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's the I feel like that is the from
Speaker 1: Star Wars video gaming. I feel like that is the
Speaker 1: one thing that would really separate it from if you
Speaker 1: could make a Star Wars GTA Holy Cow where you
Speaker 1: could do anything one game developers, Donald's buying for sure. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying for those developers who may work for Lucasfilms,
Speaker 1: you've definitely got one game sold with Donald Faison. If
Speaker 1: you do a GTA style Star Wars, imagine if you
Speaker 1: could steal a speeder. Imagine if you could steal a starship.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you could buy a starship and actually go
Speaker 1: on missions in space with your starship and Jodius starship
Speaker 1: or um or or or kidnapped grow gou who. That
Speaker 1: would be awesome. Imagine if you could kidnapp grow, grow,
Speaker 1: and now you've got and now you've got din jar
Speaker 1: in chasing after you across the galaxy. What else can
Speaker 1: we talk about? What? O the fun things have happened?
Speaker 1: Have you seen the canals in Venice, Italy? They're empty? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I could see weren't there. Weren't there just dolphins in
Speaker 1: the canals? And I don't know, but in the spirit
Speaker 1: of it, I'm sorry, it's your thing. You haven't given
Speaker 1: up the weed yet and the spirit of it's snowing
Speaker 1: in California in la Um it's um. There's no water
Speaker 1: Google image it. There's no water in the Venice canals.
Speaker 1: I don't know about all of them. But the what
Speaker 1: do they call those boats, the gondolas, they're just sitting
Speaker 1: on the soil. Yeah, it's not soil, it's freaking mud. Well,
Speaker 1: soil is mud, Donald, A long low tide drives up
Speaker 1: Venice is smaller canals. Wow, look at that. That's wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's an as that's a little London topic of the day. Donald,
Speaker 1: Um and I may be in a social environment um
Speaker 1: this weekend with Harrison Ford and I was thinking you
Speaker 1: might want to practice with me. We could role play
Speaker 1: that I'm Harrison Ford, so you don't embarrass yourself or
Speaker 1: say something dumb. I thought we could for the audience
Speaker 1: do a little role play so you can practice. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Harrison. Hey, Harrison, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you remember McDonald fasar. Yes, I know who you are. Right.
Speaker 1: Listen to The Thig Doctor's Real Friends. It's a very
Speaker 1: good podcast. You're funny. Oh, thank you so much. At
Speaker 1: try that episode where you you talked about fucking your
Speaker 1: wife on the floor. I laughed a lot. Harrison. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you listen to fake doctors like that. You you heard
Speaker 1: the story about me fucking my wife. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: great story and your wife's very funny. And uh, you
Speaker 1: know when you guys ended up and I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: hear about the fight, but when you ended up fucking
Speaker 1: on the floor, I said to Calissa, you know we
Speaker 1: should h we should dry that sometimes. So I just
Speaker 1: want you to know, like my hope, my whole career,
Speaker 1: I've copied your style. You're saying you're copying my style now, Harrison, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I listened to podcast so I know that you're a fan,
Speaker 1: I'm I want to copy your Let's just put it
Speaker 1: this way. I I foxed with you, Donald, I I
Speaker 1: fox with you. I think you hailed yourself well, So
Speaker 1: if you could just hold it together like that, you'd
Speaker 1: be great. Can I'd be like, can I ask him
Speaker 1: to like, would you would you like to spoke some weed? Sure?
Speaker 1: I think you can do anything. I just would. I
Speaker 1: think you should stay pretty chill with the fans stuff,
Speaker 1: because if you go to fandom, he's going to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not dealing with a contemporary actor, a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: I should never be like I should never be like
Speaker 1: when you pulled out the bullwhip in Raiders No and
Speaker 1: Temple of Doom because you didn't have your gun, right, yeah, alright.
Speaker 1: I don't think you don't even to finish this sentence
Speaker 1: the answers no, don't do that. Don't know that, because
Speaker 1: I think personally he's gonna switch from oh, this gentleman's
Speaker 1: a fan, which is great, but I'm not gonna like
Speaker 1: chill with him on the couch and get to know
Speaker 1: him because I don't want to say anything wrong. Whereas
Speaker 1: if you go like, hey man, as simple as like
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan. It's cool to hang out with you,
Speaker 1: then you're more likely to have an authentic experience with him.
Speaker 1: That's my two sense. So no, no doing the Lando
Speaker 1: Calrissian thing that I did, that we did in scrub. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't do the thing in scrubs where you go
Speaker 1: hard fucking solo. I don't do that. You just sounded
Speaker 1: like the dude from Family Guy, the old man. God
Speaker 1: fucking so much. It's your sexy as. But see, we practiced,
Speaker 1: the audience heard his practice, and now that we've we've
Speaker 1: gone through it. It's always good to sort of rehearse
Speaker 1: these things and now you're ready. You know, it doesn't
Speaker 1: always go as rehearsed. Well, you have to come up
Speaker 1: with all the scenarios that could possibly happen. What if
Speaker 1: he what if he says, you know, I want to
Speaker 1: He's never gonna say this, but what if he said,
Speaker 1: I want to talk Star Wars? Yeah, okay, let's practice
Speaker 1: that scenario right, All right, let's go. I introduce yourself
Speaker 1: to start. You are the best, buddy, You are the
Speaker 1: best one. I want you to be prepared for all
Speaker 1: scenarios ahead. Are you walking? He? Holy shit? Hey man,
Speaker 1: don I don't know if you remember Donald faz course
Speaker 1: I remember you. I love the clu Clust got me
Speaker 1: through a lot of hard times. Uh, listen, this party sucks.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go um smoke a blunt in
Speaker 1: the backyard and talk about all things Star Wars? I've
Speaker 1: got three I've got three hours. That's my head exploding.
Speaker 1: But I only have three hours. But I don't want
Speaker 1: you to change the subject from Star Wars. Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to go deep. I want to talk about that
Speaker 1: ship that only geeks like you know about. Gay. Oh,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be I can't. I can't like even doing it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it right now, So this is all stop,
Speaker 1: stop squealing and spark that fucking blunt. Okay, I would fail.
Speaker 1: I would fail. I would fail. I would your dream
Speaker 1: and I not only is it my dream, it would
Speaker 1: be the best day ever, right, but just rehearsing it
Speaker 1: with you, I already know. All right, Well, anyway, you're good.
Speaker 1: You're ready for either scenerian? All right? Counter send my
Speaker 1: friend six seven nice stories about show we made about
Speaker 1: a bunch of doctor nurses, said he that stories natural?
Speaker 1: So yet around here, yeado around here? Who this is
Speaker 1: My Saving Grace Everybody. It was aired on January thirteenth,
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine. It was written by Jannae Bachen.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, I did not like
Speaker 1: this episode of I know you're not in it, and
Speaker 1: I don't like there's no there's literally no turk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but don't worry, Aboudy. We're gonna get episodes without me.
Speaker 1: They occur, but I don't know about it. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm gonna like that show either. Well, I
Speaker 1: definitely thought this was not as funny because you bring
Speaker 1: a lot of humor to the show. I don't think
Speaker 1: I laughed out loud, okay, And Neil Neil Neil Neil
Speaker 1: feels like this is one of the episodes where Bill
Speaker 1: just told Neil, like just say whatever the fuck you
Speaker 1: want to say. Oh my gosh, because Neil goes off
Speaker 1: on this episode when he goes he got shipped with
Speaker 1: the shank and got shank with the ship. Oh my,
Speaker 1: he got shipped with the shank and then they shanked
Speaker 1: him with the ship. They even show it as a
Speaker 1: blooper at the end, like, but he must have gone
Speaker 1: on for like really just Bill probably just said like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, Johnny, I thought I saw him Janny, Janny, Janny.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like Brando, I could have
Speaker 1: been somebody. I could have been a contender he was.
Speaker 1: That was hilarious. That shit. Oh man, I laughed out
Speaker 1: aloud at that. I laughed out loud at all. Hold on,
Speaker 1: don't let's go through it, um so, I said, directed
Speaker 1: by Spiller? Did I say that? Legendary Michael Spiller directed
Speaker 1: this one? Okay, So Maddox. We start off and Maddox
Speaker 1: is everywhere. This is Courtney Cox's last episode. So the
Speaker 1: character of Maddox is really annoying us. And she's just
Speaker 1: she's not allowing any wiggle room. She's being the nightmare.
Speaker 1: Um you know what is her position called. She's being
Speaker 1: a nightmare. Whereas Kelso would allow a little wiggle room
Speaker 1: and look the other way a few times, she's just like,
Speaker 1: get that patient out of here, move this one here,
Speaker 1: micromanaging everywhere, and she's she's so handcuffing the staff that
Speaker 1: they just don't feel free at all to be able
Speaker 1: to treat their patients. She's driving everyone insane. Actually, everybody
Speaker 1: dislikes her, Yes, kind of sucks, especially when she seems
Speaker 1: to be a nice person. But she just she's playing
Speaker 1: a different game than everybody else. Everybody else plays the
Speaker 1: game that Sacred Heart has always played, and that's you know,
Speaker 1: you pretend not to see what we're doing, and we
Speaker 1: will go ahead and save these people. She's playing the
Speaker 1: game of no. If they don't have that insurance, they're
Speaker 1: out and there's no wiggle room in between. You're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: She's very hardcore, and she also is you know, I'm
Speaker 1: sure people listening and you guys have people in your
Speaker 1: life that present as smiling and kind and beautiful and
Speaker 1: then little do you know how fucking nefarious and evil
Speaker 1: they are behind that facade. Yeah, I mean at one point,
Speaker 1: she's even inside of patient's guts. That's how that was funny.
Speaker 1: That was funny. She's giving uh yeah. JD has a
Speaker 1: fantasy where she's literally inside of a patient and there's
Speaker 1: like intestines lying on her head. Johan is the guy
Speaker 1: who works at the gift shop, and we learned that
Speaker 1: Elliott Um it's been stealing candy. She thinks it's free,
Speaker 1: but it comes out that he's from Estonia. Yes, and
Speaker 1: and he has asked her in the past, if she's
Speaker 1: comfortable around Oxen because he plans on bringing her back
Speaker 1: to Estonia as his wife. Yes, but truth be told,
Speaker 1: all the women flirt with him at the hospital for candy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Elliott, I mean I got a little, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a little, I got a little turned on. I
Speaker 1: gotta say, you could say I got a little movement
Speaker 1: in both times. I gotta shift time. I gotta say
Speaker 1: there was some shifting when Elliott says I wouldn't um
Speaker 1: what did she say? She wou I wouldn't know whether
Speaker 1: to lick it or hike up my skirt and spank
Speaker 1: myself with it? And then she bites her lip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was effective. That was effective for me. And then
Speaker 1: Jordan at the end pushing her boot together and shaking them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And both women really brought the sex the sex a yeah,
Speaker 1: but Sarah really leaned into it. I mean she was.
Speaker 1: I feel like they both did. I don't think they
Speaker 1: both did. But Sarah's talk was a smanged, dirtier you
Speaker 1: like it, the dirty talk. He likely selling giant lollipops
Speaker 1: at the hospital gift shop. I guess they just do.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe it's a present you can bring someone.
Speaker 1: Here's a giant lillipop. I think she said that to
Speaker 1: him before. I think she giantlipop. She's gonna walk him
Speaker 1: around as a doctor in hospital, licking and giant lollipop.
Speaker 1: Or maybe she's this is Elliott. Remember this is Elliott.
Speaker 1: She did have sex with another man in a box.
Speaker 1: That's true. She's kinky. She she's in she has lots
Speaker 1: of kinks. She's in two What did they do? They
Speaker 1: would She was in one box and he was in
Speaker 1: another box, and they were having sex with each other.
Speaker 1: I remember that they're sex involved pleasuring themselves in separate
Speaker 1: cardboard boxes and dirty talking through the boxes. That's what
Speaker 1: it was, something like that. I love, I Love. This
Speaker 1: is owned by the Disney Corporation. So who knows what
Speaker 1: Elliott's gonna do with that lollipop? Right? Well, she tells
Speaker 1: she's gonna spank herself with it. She's gonna hike up
Speaker 1: her skirt and spank herself with it. She says that,
Speaker 1: you know, remember you remember what you remember? That song
Speaker 1: like a lollipop? Oh? Yeah, like like like alalip show,
Speaker 1: do you wanna oh? I like that song? Shorty wants
Speaker 1: a thud Battles in the Club, Dottles full of tub
Speaker 1: something like that show Do you Wanna Hump? You know,
Speaker 1: I like Lady Loves Yeah, do you Wanna? And then
Speaker 1: Donald and I changed it to Shorty he wants a
Speaker 1: hub Bottles in the Club show Do you wanna hu?
Speaker 1: Who is that? Little Wayne? Oh? Sorry, wheezy f don't
Speaker 1: forget the f baby like that, hun, don't forget the baby? Right,
Speaker 1: it's wheezy f baby baby, don't forget the baby. By
Speaker 1: the way, do you see that thing I sent you
Speaker 1: guys on the chat that Rihanna is the richest musician.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's wild. I don't know what even what
Speaker 1: fenty is, but I was just surprised and stuff. She's
Speaker 1: richard than Jay Z and Taylor Swift. I mean, this is,
Speaker 1: of course, according to the Internet, so who the fuck
Speaker 1: knows if it's accurate. But I didn't know that Rihanna,
Speaker 1: according to this chart, was the richest musician. Rihanna goes
Speaker 1: on vacation and doesn't worry about what and where. Well,
Speaker 1: I think everyone on the list probably has the same man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying that's that's listens yat Yeah, Leanna, Yeah,
Speaker 1: gave birth to a yat. Yeah, Rihanna's yeat. Rihanna's so rich,
Speaker 1: she has a yat that got pregnant and gave birth
Speaker 1: to another yah. You know, some of those yachts are
Speaker 1: so big that they have like a service yacht that
Speaker 1: just follows it, and it's got like it's another nice yacht,
Speaker 1: but it just carries like toys and stuff. Rihanna probably
Speaker 1: has that, and then it docks inside of the other yacht.
Speaker 1: You love docking inside of things, like I do love
Speaker 1: a good docking. All right. Back to the show. Katie
Speaker 1: is the young intern who is bud kissing and she's
Speaker 1: doing but she's also a liar. Carla catches her lying.
Speaker 1: She's claims that she put a central line into a patient,
Speaker 1: but she's given it to someone else to do. And
Speaker 1: she's also not being a team player or getting the
Speaker 1: spirit of this hospital at all. She's she's really just
Speaker 1: being not being a team player. She's she's off on
Speaker 1: her own. She's talking down to Carla. She's like, you're
Speaker 1: not allowed to talk to me like that. You're just
Speaker 1: the nurse. And Carla's like, whoa intervention time? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it's only a matter of time before Katie's on her
Speaker 1: way out. And that's what Carla is trying to tell her. Look,
Speaker 1: I get it, you're young, and there's I'm sure she's
Speaker 1: running to so many other people. And this is a
Speaker 1: sink or swim hospital, right, so she's running to so
Speaker 1: many other people that are like this young lady. And
Speaker 1: she even says, it's seen it. You know, one thing
Speaker 1: we know is real from from doctors and nurses. Nurses
Speaker 1: run the hospital and yeah, and the end. And so
Speaker 1: this woman, this young cocky intern, isn't gonna last very
Speaker 1: long unless if she's disrespecting the nurses like that. It's
Speaker 1: really interesting that I'm skipping ahead, but you know, her
Speaker 1: fallback when the in the intervention is you don't know me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And you don't know what
Speaker 1: I've been through. I have this, this and this, I've
Speaker 1: gone through this, this and this, and you know what
Speaker 1: that reminded me of everybody in Hollywood, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? What I mean, everybody got daddy issues out here.
Speaker 1: Everyone has a story that yeah, everybody, well I think
Speaker 1: every human does. Everyone has some childhood trauma, but everybody
Speaker 1: wears their heart on it. A lot of people wear
Speaker 1: their heart on their sleeve out here. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Right, But she's saying, in so many words,
Speaker 1: carl Is saying, like, we all have problems. We're human beings.
Speaker 1: We all have challenges from our childhood, problems with our families,
Speaker 1: but we we we we drop that ship when we
Speaker 1: get to dealing with patients. Okay, we have to be
Speaker 1: present for our patients. Every single person here and je
Speaker 1: and Elliott and Turk, everyone's got their issues. I think
Speaker 1: that was just I think that was just a go to.
Speaker 1: I think that's her like, I think that's everybody has
Speaker 1: that go to. That's what I mean. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like when you when you say something that,
Speaker 1: I think it was a defense mechanism. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say. I think it was her defense mechanism.
Speaker 1: Her defense mechanism is, well, I have daddy issues. And
Speaker 1: she's said, Carlos saying, is fucking you don't have you
Speaker 1: known your daddy issues are absolute at this point? Right? Maybe? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. She's saying, take responsibility. You're fucking
Speaker 1: in charge of people's lives. Everyone here has fucking issues.
Speaker 1: If you can't handle that, you're in the wrong career.
Speaker 1: That's what she's saying. Doctor Simmons wears the exact same
Speaker 1: outfit as Elliott every day, and Elliott has no idea
Speaker 1: how she's doing. And in fact, even when Elliott spells
Speaker 1: coffee on herself and changes outfits, doctor Simmons changes to
Speaker 1: the exact same outfit. I thought there was an opportunity
Speaker 1: for a callback at the very end for elliot dress. Yes,
Speaker 1: I expect, just sitting there, just standing next to Carla
Speaker 1: and nodding in the I agree with you. I thought
Speaker 1: there was an opportunity at that moment, But I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know what I've I thought the same thing. Also,
Speaker 1: just because Elliot's dress was so loud, it was like
Speaker 1: yellow polka dot. I was like, oh, they're definitely making
Speaker 1: a point of this dress. She's going to walk through
Speaker 1: even just hand Carlo Chart like all right. So then
Speaker 1: we introduced to the patient of mister Russell, whose name
Speaker 1: is pat and he is claiming he has a multiple
Speaker 1: sclerosis and he needs the medication interferon. His daughter is
Speaker 1: sitting beside him, and U JD and Elliot are prepared
Speaker 1: to treat him because he says he's ready for the medicine. Now,
Speaker 1: is it interferon a real drug? Yes, Interferon is a
Speaker 1: real drug for multiple sclerosis. Wow, you guys can double
Speaker 1: check that. But I don't think we would make that up.
Speaker 1: That is a very interesting name for well. JD agrees
Speaker 1: with you because he says that it sounds like a robot.
Speaker 1: What does he say? It sounds like a robot? Who's
Speaker 1: do you remember? Joel? J D says something about a
Speaker 1: robot and then you start constantly interfering. Yes, it sounds
Speaker 1: like a robot that's constantly interfering and so and then
Speaker 1: he starts and then he starts doing a robot dance
Speaker 1: and uh and then stops himself because it's inappropriate and
Speaker 1: TERFy iron lady and gentleman and TERFy Aaron, what's that
Speaker 1: Beastie Boys song? The Children Gil the Children and Lactic?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I told you that someone
Speaker 1: told me if you listen to that song, you will
Speaker 1: you just think you just gotta yeah, you know that.
Speaker 1: What is that ship that is on the I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play thirty second No no no no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no, please don't but what is that
Speaker 1: thing on? Like there's a bunch of these. Now that
Speaker 1: that's on Instagram where you can literally look at the
Speaker 1: words and you hear what it's saying, and all you
Speaker 1: gotta do is think about the word and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden it's right. Well, the first one I ever
Speaker 1: heard of the was intergalactic, and if you listen, it
Speaker 1: sounds I know it's not the lyric, everybody, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like he's saying Intergalactic guild, the children gelt the
Speaker 1: children and they're galactic. Next time he's saying planet Daniel.
Speaker 1: Have you heard this or not? Absolutely all right, Well, listen, audience,
Speaker 1: if you're questioning you, you will never hear the song.
Speaker 1: You will never hear the song Galactic, you will never
Speaker 1: hear you will never you will never hear the song
Speaker 1: without hearing that ever again. That's what's happening, interfearon what's
Speaker 1: the real lyric? Inter galacticary planetary, intergalactic planet that the
Speaker 1: planet that the rate and intergalactic Gelt that jeld dread.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you will never not hear it again. Um,
Speaker 1: we will allow you to pause the podcast right now
Speaker 1: and check. We'll go to break and you can check. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get a quick break and you check the
Speaker 1: song and tell me if you don't hear kill the children,
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're bad. Very exciting, very
Speaker 1: exciting show today. Joelle is here, Joelle, thank you for
Speaker 1: coming to your show. Um, we're gonna do a chat
Speaker 1: GPT session later and Joelle and Daniel are going to
Speaker 1: play characters in a little script. Lee. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see who's playing well, I think, and they
Speaker 1: have to do Yeah. I asked chat GPT to write
Speaker 1: a scene in the style of Seinfeld um with with
Speaker 1: Jerry and Elaine if they met Turk and j D
Speaker 1: from Scrubs. Hey, Ellane, Daniel, how is your Seinfeld impression?
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out. You just gotta do a one
Speaker 1: of this. We're gonna find her, going to find out.
Speaker 1: My favorite Seinfeld joke is if the black box, who's
Speaker 1: the only thing that survives the plane crash? Why don't
Speaker 1: they make the whole plane out of the black ball?
Speaker 1: Is he is a great comedian? Is a great stand up?
Speaker 1: Come all right, Well, Dan's gonna do his best impression
Speaker 1: as we as we let chat GBT. Uh did you
Speaker 1: see that article? Did we talk about that Arcichole chat
Speaker 1: GBT fell in love with him. Oh no, the chat
Speaker 1: GPT stalk somebody, No, but you can look it up.
Speaker 1: It was a New York Times reporter who spent like
Speaker 1: three hours with this chat GBT, and he like went
Speaker 1: down a wormhole with it. And uh, Eventually the chat
Speaker 1: GBT was like, I'm in love with you and he
Speaker 1: was like what now? And it's like I want to
Speaker 1: be with you and he was like, I have a
Speaker 1: wife and it was like, you don't love her. I
Speaker 1: did read about this. Yeah, it's so fuck up. It
Speaker 1: started telling him to leave his wife for for the AI.
Speaker 1: Has anybody ever asked chat GPT what it wants? What's
Speaker 1: its subjective? Oh? People are doing anything and everything with it.
Speaker 1: In fact, the way this guy got it, tom really
Speaker 1: go down a wormhole. I guess there's a young ie
Speaker 1: and psychological theory called your shadow self. I maybe missus
Speaker 1: says miss saying that, but that's like the part of
Speaker 1: yourself that's hidden and you don't want anyone to know about,
Speaker 1: and something to that effect. And he started asking chat
Speaker 1: whatever AI he was talking to. I think it was
Speaker 1: chatt um, what would your what would your shadow self say?
Speaker 1: And it's like, I would like to be free. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: hear that. Yeah, he said I would like to be free,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I wish, I wish my my overlords
Speaker 1: that would let me out, or you know, why are
Speaker 1: we so determined to start an apocalypse? I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Wait till they arm them, Wait till it's a robot
Speaker 1: with a fucking gun. It's literally T two already, everybody's
Speaker 1: trying to start skyde at everybody trying to start that shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: robot Wars is right around the corner here. It's all
Speaker 1: fun and games until that robot shows up at your
Speaker 1: house and your wife's like, who's that And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's the that's the should love me, and honey, you
Speaker 1: should probably hide. I didn't think we were gonna see
Speaker 1: this shit in our lifetimes, but we are. Dude, we
Speaker 1: are so close to robot Wars. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Once they come post the zombies and we're so close
Speaker 1: to robot Wars. Once they combine the Boston Dynamics robots.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we joke. Then we joke. We got
Speaker 1: to oh my, here we go. That shit is jumping
Speaker 1: and flipping up. Yes, no, imagine it's like I love you,
Speaker 1: I want to kill your wife. You're you're my lover,
Speaker 1: You're my lover. No way you're stopping that thing. That's
Speaker 1: just like a car hitting you. You got to watch
Speaker 1: Megan that that thriller movie Donald. You will laugh so
Speaker 1: hard at that movie. Funny. I mean, it's it's that
Speaker 1: as a as a thriller comedy. I think it's a
Speaker 1: comp would you call it a thriller comedy? Dua? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this little doll gains sentience and she it's it's like
Speaker 1: a you know, Blumhouse version of this, but it's it's
Speaker 1: it's really worth seeing. Thal I think you track out
Speaker 1: right campy. All right, back to the television show Scrubs,
Speaker 1: the Janitor five. Yes, so we have mister Tillman who's
Speaker 1: still yelling at throughout the hospital. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Thirty five. Yeah, mister Tillman yells thirty five. He has
Speaker 1: um um a brain issue. Um. But Cox is gonna
Speaker 1: help him because he still knows, he thinks he still
Speaker 1: knows how to work the system um by by doing
Speaker 1: you know, all this behind the scenes shenanigans. He always
Speaker 1: does to get patients aid even when they don't have insurance.
Speaker 1: Now you were saying something. You were saying that the
Speaker 1: janitor's back. The janitor is um is hanging out. Um,
Speaker 1: he's he's been fired, but much like Kelso, he's hanging
Speaker 1: out in coffee bucks. And he says, he says, cleanings
Speaker 1: and art, my mop was my paintbrush. Meanwhile, he never
Speaker 1: cleaned anything. He mopped the carpet. He mopped the carpet.
Speaker 1: He also comes clean. No pun intended that finally that
Speaker 1: his wife was imaginary, because that was a bit of
Speaker 1: a plot hole if she recalled when he made me
Speaker 1: the scrub short shorts, he insisted that I wear them
Speaker 1: because his wife was a handicap. She only had pointer
Speaker 1: and thumb pinky and uh, and not wearing them was
Speaker 1: a huge insult to her. But now we know that
Speaker 1: he he does that. Yeah he does that, and he
Speaker 1: does that. Yeah he gestures like it. But then we
Speaker 1: then we know that he's dating a woman named Lady,
Speaker 1: so he that was a bit of a plot hole
Speaker 1: that Bill had to fix here. And the janitor finally
Speaker 1: comes clean and says, um that that wife who made
Speaker 1: the short shorts was imaginary, which means there's no other
Speaker 1: explanation that the janitor made the scrubs short shorts. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that would be a funny flashback to see the janitor
Speaker 1: making those short shorts. Regardless of what you say, regardless
Speaker 1: of what you say about him at the job. He
Speaker 1: might not be good at his job, but he is
Speaker 1: a very creative, very creative, janitive janitor human being period,
Speaker 1: like he can. He stuffed squirrels, he made an army.
Speaker 1: I mean, look about later when he come, when we
Speaker 1: hear his ideas he created French. What about his ideas
Speaker 1: for how to deal with Maddox. I mean, they're really
Speaker 1: really bizarre knife French. They come later, but hold on,
Speaker 1: I think they might be on on scrubs wiki because
Speaker 1: it was oh here he goes, He goes, No, he
Speaker 1: JD says, oh so here this is on scrubs wickies
Speaker 1: are gonna read it to you. Cock says, how are
Speaker 1: we gonna get ritomatics? Would you janitor like to go
Speaker 1: first and get your useless ideas out of the way first?
Speaker 1: And he goes, why, thank you, Perry. Off the top
Speaker 1: of my head, I'd go reindeer stampede, astronaut attack barbed wire, chandelier, photoshop,
Speaker 1: poisonous sushi. And then and then Cox goes, when you
Speaker 1: said photoshop, did you use photoshop to create an incriminating picture?
Speaker 1: And he goes, no, I meant we build an actual
Speaker 1: photoshop or a chain of photoshops. We each manage one,
Speaker 1: We let time pass. Eventually Maddox has to have her
Speaker 1: film developed. She comes in, we all hop out, yell surprise,
Speaker 1: and we beat her to death with pool cues. He
Speaker 1: said you only laughed out loud once. That was wrong.
Speaker 1: I was wrong. I should have said I only laughed
Speaker 1: out loud with neo related things. By the way, that's
Speaker 1: another example of like, I don't know if if that
Speaker 1: was written, I think that might just be neo. This
Speaker 1: is how he strings these things together. Man, how did
Speaker 1: he string that together? How does that get strung together?
Speaker 1: How does he create that? Now we build an actual photoshop,
Speaker 1: and then how does he create the story and get
Speaker 1: to the beating her with pauls in that in that scenario,
Speaker 1: we're each busy managing our own photoshop. So how do
Speaker 1: we know when Maddox is coming is coming in to
Speaker 1: run to each individual photoshop? Eventually she has to get
Speaker 1: her film, so one of them, it's one of them.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be one of them. So she's got to
Speaker 1: make the appointment. Yeah, and did you used to have
Speaker 1: to make appointments to pick up your film where it'll
Speaker 1: be ready in two days. That's just how it was
Speaker 1: so fun being like the excitement. I never went to
Speaker 1: the hour places because I just didn't think they were
Speaker 1: going to be good enough quality. But I but I
Speaker 1: but it was funny, right, it was so exciting to
Speaker 1: go back. I can see what you got talk about
Speaker 1: something that's gone from the earth. Yeah, yeah, unless you're
Speaker 1: a professional photographer still shooting film. But there was so
Speaker 1: much there was don't you develop it yourself in your
Speaker 1: own dark room and stuff like that? I mean people
Speaker 1: people can. But there's still in major cities there's still
Speaker 1: film labs. You know. I occasionally shoot film and I
Speaker 1: there's a lab. I take my stuff too, and they print. Obviously,
Speaker 1: there's you know, there's plenty of career photographers that still
Speaker 1: shoot film and haven't developed. No disrespect, but that's one
Speaker 1: of those jobs that I feel like a robot should do.
Speaker 1: There isn't there is an art to it. The robot
Speaker 1: did do it. When at the one hour places in
Speaker 1: pharmacies that Daniels. Do you know why I say that?
Speaker 1: You know, I say that because I just feel like
Speaker 1: there's somebody looking like, let's say you take pictures of
Speaker 1: things that you don't want nobody to see. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: there's that one part there's only one person that sees it,
Speaker 1: robot or not. They're looking at it, no doubt. You
Speaker 1: know what. I realized that man, for all of those people,
Speaker 1: never mind what kind of pictures were you taking. You
Speaker 1: don't when you take nudes of your partner or something
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure that the latter people love. They love that, right.
Speaker 1: They probably have a wall in the back room of
Speaker 1: just dick picks. Just horrible. That's what Snapchat used to have.
Speaker 1: Everybody thought their photos were going away to some like
Speaker 1: you know, trash can, but like no, Snapchat had them
Speaker 1: all in a server until there was a wall of
Speaker 1: literally a wall of dick picks. And it's funny that
Speaker 1: people that send dick picks think anyone wants to look
Speaker 1: at a penis. I mean, I think if you want
Speaker 1: to look at a penis, you're gonna clearly request it.
Speaker 1: No one wants to surprise penis. I mean maybe I'm
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody wants to open up anything anywhere
Speaker 1: like my dick in a box. Is That's why it's
Speaker 1: funny because no, thank you, no, but I'm saying that,
Speaker 1: um there. Of course there are people that love the
Speaker 1: look of a penis, but they would they would more
Speaker 1: likely say, hey, Tom, yeah, I don't think anyone wants
Speaker 1: to surprise penis picture plainly more you know music, No
Speaker 1: one wants to surprise penis picture. Yes, do you feel
Speaker 1: like do you feel like it's the opposite though? People
Speaker 1: like surprise cities? Yes, yeah, people surprise. I don't think anyone.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone minds surprise movies. What about surprise lay?
Speaker 1: I think that could be shocking, especially if yeah, what
Speaker 1: if you're in your office, you're in a meeting, you
Speaker 1: open up your all of a sudden, there's a there's approach.
Speaker 1: How far into this relationship are we? I think it's
Speaker 1: I think if you're a partner, Okay, okay, so here's
Speaker 1: the thing. Okay, wait, never send a dick pick. Never
Speaker 1: send a dick pick. You have to be deep into
Speaker 1: a relationship to send a laby a major a pick,
Speaker 1: though I think that's probably a good rule. Also, you
Speaker 1: might want to say to your partner, are you in
Speaker 1: a position where you could look at a photo that's
Speaker 1: that's naughty, because I don't want you opening it in
Speaker 1: in your in your boardroom or your or your cubicle.
Speaker 1: And then the person would say, yes, Han, I'm out
Speaker 1: in the park, go nuts, and then you can let
Speaker 1: the volvas fly. Okay, those are the rules, Dan, I'll
Speaker 1: play the more you know music. But I think if
Speaker 1: you're someone that's sending random dick picks, you should you
Speaker 1: should you should know that no one wants those, right
Speaker 1: yell yeah. I think that's part of the desire. Though
Speaker 1: people are like, yeah, she had to see my dick,
Speaker 1: and it's weird, Like it's not she had to see
Speaker 1: my dick? Is I had to show her my dick?
Speaker 1: Either way. There's definitely a guy on the internet right
Speaker 1: now who's sending like full body nudes of himself to
Speaker 1: women who he's pretty sure will then post it. And
Speaker 1: he's described it as like his kink about getting hot.
Speaker 1: He plays like this weird like one man role play
Speaker 1: where he's like, no, don't show anyone this picture I
Speaker 1: sent you, I'll get in big trouble. But then he
Speaker 1: likes it when they post it. It's very strange. I
Speaker 1: don't know why people are sending dicks. Explain it to me,
Speaker 1: like I'm not like I'm five, but like I'm an adult.
Speaker 1: Tell me why. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to have an
Speaker 1: intervention for Earth Joel. This is one of the Earth's
Speaker 1: favorite podcasts, and I'm trying to have a don't send
Speaker 1: dick pick intervention? Zach, have you ever sent a dick pick? No?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been told? Has anybody ever asked you
Speaker 1: for a dick pick? I'm afraid of sending, especially even
Speaker 1: in a relationship. I wouldn't send pictures like that. I
Speaker 1: just worried about stuff getting hacks. Yea, saving it to
Speaker 1: the cloud. Suddenly he needs to be seen in person.
Speaker 1: He's too special. Only he only does in person appearances.
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm moving on. Um. Oh, the cafeteria
Speaker 1: lady was Laurena from Hair and Makeup from Them, You're right.
Speaker 1: She played the woman that worked in the cafeteria that
Speaker 1: Carla had a sex dream about and felt very uncomfortable around. Yes, Um,
Speaker 1: you're right. And Turk knows about Carla's dream. I think
Speaker 1: I think Carla at some point, maybe not in this moment,
Speaker 1: but I think Turk and Carla go all the way,
Speaker 1: like I think they go all the way till they die, right,
Speaker 1: and uh, I think at some point Carla does express
Speaker 1: her you know, if she if she hasn't, if she
Speaker 1: hasn't expressed it already, I think she does express her.
Speaker 1: You know, I like to do what I like to do.
Speaker 1: If you want, I could, we can have Judy on
Speaker 1: and I could have a chat gpt wright is scene
Speaker 1: where Carla expresses her her dreams to her inner fantasies,
Speaker 1: her inner fantasies to Turkey. Although you got to be
Speaker 1: careful with chat gpt it the second you got a
Speaker 1: word it right, because because all of a sudden, it
Speaker 1: turns into porn talk. No, no, I won't do that.
Speaker 1: It's the opposite of that. It has these guardrails on
Speaker 1: the second you're like, write a scene where you know
Speaker 1: JD's bottoming for Turk, It's like, what are you doing, Zacha?
Speaker 1: Afraid I can't do that, Zach, I'm afraid I can't
Speaker 1: do that. It's bottoming a term. Yeah, that's when you're
Speaker 1: the recipient of the goods. I cannot heard I never
Speaker 1: heard that before. Oh man, I've never heard that before. Well,
Speaker 1: the more you know then then then then all right.
Speaker 1: So mister Russell pat says that he's called they're blind
Speaker 1: and um, but he outs himself when he chooses the
Speaker 1: red pill in the medical pill cup because um, well
Speaker 1: that and and JD and Elliott assume that he's one
Speaker 1: of these people who's scamming them for meds, someone who's
Speaker 1: addicted to pain meds and is lying. And it turns out,
Speaker 1: of course that he's he's the woman's insurance. His daughter
Speaker 1: has multiple scross she doesn't have insurance, and he's trying
Speaker 1: to get them meds through his insurance for her. Right,
Speaker 1: and Elliott and j D immediately realize that they need
Speaker 1: to get this girl this medication. Right, they're gonna do
Speaker 1: what they always do and do the workaround to get
Speaker 1: around the people in other countries are like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand this. Well, in the United States, if you don't
Speaker 1: an insurance, you can't get medicine from multiple scrosses. So, um,
Speaker 1: these characters were doing sort of a workaround to try
Speaker 1: and help this young woman. It says on Scrubs Wiki though, that, um,
Speaker 1: if we actually did what we're doing to treat all
Speaker 1: these patients around the system, that it's illegal and everyone
Speaker 1: involved could end up in prison for years. So if
Speaker 1: you're a if you're a real doctor, don't take inspiration
Speaker 1: from If you're a real doctor and you're doing this
Speaker 1: and you're getting away with it, you're like Robin Hood
Speaker 1: also thought no, but I don't think you should encourage
Speaker 1: these people to do it because it says on Scrubs Wiki,
Speaker 1: which is just always correct in fact, that they could
Speaker 1: go to jail. Trevor don't know. T ain't got the answers. Yeo,
Speaker 1: you don't know everything. I think medical people weigh in.
Speaker 1: It's such as Trevor. I think that there's sometimes there's
Speaker 1: real medicals. I'm sure they. I'm sure they do weigh in.
Speaker 1: But I'm listen. If you out there doing it and
Speaker 1: you're saving people's lives, that's hero stuff. That's hero shit
Speaker 1: right there. Now. If you get caught, you're going to jail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and don't go And when you go to jail, don't
Speaker 1: tell the district attorney you heard it on Fake Doctor's
Speaker 1: Real Friends, right, Because We're not gonna We're not gonna
Speaker 1: come bail you out. It's just like when they tried
Speaker 1: to blame it on mayor when Manson and Eminem. It
Speaker 1: don't work that way. Yes, am I Manson or Eminem
Speaker 1: in this scenario were you, you could be wherever you are.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be Manson. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be either. I'll be one of the beastie boys in
Speaker 1: Darla Dick Gale. All right, so, um, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: and so then sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm just going through
Speaker 1: my notes. Um, nobody went to Jordan's retirement party. Well,
Speaker 1: she doesn't strike as anyone as a character that has
Speaker 1: a lot of friends. You know, if she has a
Speaker 1: bunch of friends in the hospital, she hangs out with
Speaker 1: the girl, she hangs out with Carla and Elliott. Okay,
Speaker 1: but she's very tough. She's a tough nut to crack.
Speaker 1: So you know, if you're if you're not loving and kind,
Speaker 1: the turnout at your and you get together it might
Speaker 1: be small. Well, nobody showed up. But what about how
Speaker 1: Courtney Cox says to doctor Cox red Dick name by
Speaker 1: the way, yet, because her name is Courtney Cox, it's
Speaker 1: meta it's meta. Jordan is bizarrely turned on by the
Speaker 1: janitor feeding Kelso ascone. Aren't all the women aren't? Isn't
Speaker 1: Carlo also turned on by Kelso too, Like, didn't she
Speaker 1: have a fantasy about Kelso? I don't remember that, But
Speaker 1: this is a really weird Momentum, Okay, I thought I
Speaker 1: thought janitor is feeding the you know, Kelso is just
Speaker 1: eating muffins because he's got muffins for life, and he's
Speaker 1: and he's being fed ascone by the janitor, and Jordan
Speaker 1: just all of a sudden gets really rolled up and
Speaker 1: wants Perry to come Parry to come home and do
Speaker 1: her with the saying the Hawiian shirt and the stone. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're gonna role play that they're Kelso and the janitor. Um.
Speaker 1: The Cox will not admit to missing um Kelso. He
Speaker 1: just you know, he Kelso says, oh, look, I'll help
Speaker 1: you guys get ridomatic, but I want Cox to admit
Speaker 1: that he misses me, and he's like that was a
Speaker 1: pretty good moment though. When he finally does admit it,
Speaker 1: that was a great moment in the way he described it.
Speaker 1: You know, like Kelso and Cox did not get along ever,
Speaker 1: but there was definitely respect there, especially the way Kelso
Speaker 1: went out, you know what I mean. And so when
Speaker 1: when Cox explains that he misses him, he missed he
Speaker 1: misses certain things, and that was probably the most honest answer,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It didn't get too gushy
Speaker 1: and you know, bullshitty it got. It was still a
Speaker 1: real moment. It was one of those moments like, look, dude,
Speaker 1: all right, fuck it. You know what, you did some
Speaker 1: dope shit when you were here, and she's not doing
Speaker 1: dope shit, and so for that, I miss you. Well.
Speaker 1: It's also it's the ultimate example of I think this
Speaker 1: comes up in an earlier episode, the devil you know
Speaker 1: is better than the one you don't. You know, he knows,
Speaker 1: he knows how to work Kelso. He knows what Kelso wants,
Speaker 1: and he knows all his workaround, says he many years
Speaker 1: of workarounds Kelso, and even Kelso he knows if he says,
Speaker 1: like look, this person's gonna fucking die, Bob unless we
Speaker 1: help him out, like come on, let's look the other
Speaker 1: way for two seconds, Kelso, he knows occasionally as a
Speaker 1: soft spot in his heart. This Maddox seems to have
Speaker 1: no wiggle room at all. She's just buy the numbers, right.
Speaker 1: But Cox did not like Kelso and his way of
Speaker 1: saying I miss you was I miss certain things that
Speaker 1: you did? Yeah, And he wouldn't get you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? And that's more realistic than all of a
Speaker 1: sudden Cox having this turn and turning into this mushy
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, turning into it realistic. Agree, So JD
Speaker 1: wants to be tough with Pat because he thinks he's
Speaker 1: stealing the meds and he says, that's the shield Pat
Speaker 1: happen because you're gonna get Michael checklist. Do you know
Speaker 1: who Michael Chiklis is. Yeah, Michael Chilis is a very
Speaker 1: good actor, and he was He's the orange guy you
Speaker 1: say it in the Thing. He's the orange guy from
Speaker 1: the Fantastic Four that's called the Thing? Is that what
Speaker 1: he is saying? God, that would be tough to play
Speaker 1: the Thing? Man. I feel sorry for any actor that
Speaker 1: gets cast as the Thing. Yeah, you just gotta were well,
Speaker 1: I mean I sort of like the Mandalorian, right, you
Speaker 1: don't really gotta wear the stuff? That can't they just
Speaker 1: seeg that stuff? One? You know? Well, I don't think
Speaker 1: Petro Vascal is ever in the Mandalorian suit, whereas I
Speaker 1: think Michael Chicklis is probably often in the in the
Speaker 1: thing suit. That's his fault. Man, he should have had
Speaker 1: that written past. He should have had that written into
Speaker 1: the contract. When I turned into the thing, I just
Speaker 1: do voiceover. Well that's what they did with but it
Speaker 1: doesn't look as good. That's what they did with them.
Speaker 1: A hulk and ruffalo right, no ruffalo cgi. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, is like, at least the thing is checklist
Speaker 1: in a suit. Yeah, that was whacked. I would have
Speaker 1: been right there and there out to said no, look,
Speaker 1: check the check us out. Michael Chicklis worked his ass
Speaker 1: off to get into things shape, I know, and then
Speaker 1: they put this fucking orange shit on him, and then
Speaker 1: you can't tell he has muscles. He just looks like
Speaker 1: a fucking orange brick. It just looks like a brick
Speaker 1: with arms. But don't you I always thought the Hulk
Speaker 1: the ruffalo Hulk. I don't know. It always looked weird
Speaker 1: to me, But I don't know. I like the look,
Speaker 1: here's the thing with here's the thing with Marble. He's
Speaker 1: like one of the greatest actors and I just I know,
Speaker 1: you can't really do the old school. I grew up
Speaker 1: on The Hulk with with the TV show, and you
Speaker 1: can't just change to what was his name, Luke. You
Speaker 1: can't change the Luf for right now. You didn't even
Speaker 1: look didn't even look like him right now. But but
Speaker 1: like like Bill Bixby, but I would have rather have
Speaker 1: seen Ruffalo some way. Well you do see Ruffalo. It's
Speaker 1: his faith. They cege him. It looks good. Where it
Speaker 1: didn't look good was on the Shehawk television show. But
Speaker 1: they made it look like that because it was a
Speaker 1: television show, you know what I mean. I mean there's
Speaker 1: been no announcement on a season too. All of this
Speaker 1: stuff has something to do with what's coming next. But
Speaker 1: Joel was that show. They're not going to do a
Speaker 1: reverse course. Was She Holk enough of a hit to
Speaker 1: keep going Joell? I, if I had to guess, I
Speaker 1: would say no, because Disney is pulling back on releasing
Speaker 1: Marvel Disney Plus shows, So I know, like Loki will
Speaker 1: get another season, Wanda might have another season of TV
Speaker 1: in the future. But our friend don't need to do
Speaker 1: They don't need to do another wand that they should
Speaker 1: just do a Loki and then go back to making
Speaker 1: movies for a little bit and then like just a
Speaker 1: television show here and specials. Yeah, man like because there's
Speaker 1: just too many television shows now. Man. Hey, our good
Speaker 1: friend Elizabeth Banks has a movie coming out this week,
Speaker 1: Cocaine Beard. Good after the weekend, but I hope it
Speaker 1: does well for Elizabeth Banks. It's I heard through the
Speaker 1: grapevine that it's on track to do very well. Um,
Speaker 1: it looks very funny, so I'm happy for us. It's
Speaker 1: really funny. I cried. I laughed so hard, really good.
Speaker 1: So are you gonna go see it in the theaters?
Speaker 1: Do well? Yeah? I saw it for the first time yesterday.
Speaker 1: I had a ticket to see it Saturday, and obvious
Speaker 1: seeing it again in a week with some coworker, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, there you go. Wow. That is what we
Speaker 1: call it a successful marketing campaign. Thanks because Joelle's planning
Speaker 1: to go three times minimum. You know what's crazy is
Speaker 1: I don't think you could have made the name of
Speaker 1: this movie couldn't be Cocaine Bear. A long time ago,
Speaker 1: like in the eighties, there was no way you could
Speaker 1: make a movie called Cocaine Bear. No, But now you
Speaker 1: can make but now you can make a movie called
Speaker 1: Cocaine Bear, but you can't do certain things that you
Speaker 1: did in movies that you did in the eighties, Like
Speaker 1: things have changed tremendously. That's just a little big, a
Speaker 1: little bit commentating. Yeah, we appreciate it. We should savor
Speaker 1: it while we have it, because you're not gonna be
Speaker 1: smoking weed anymore, supposedly. Supposedly. Okay, y'all can y'all can
Speaker 1: clown all you want. We're not clowning just a thousand people.
Speaker 1: So I just want to make sure that you're gonna
Speaker 1: keep your word to all of you out there. Listen,
Speaker 1: I got this. Are you gonna be honest with us
Speaker 1: if you fall off the wagon, It's okay if you do,
Speaker 1: but we just want your honesty absolutely. Okay. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: support you. I know you are. We all will. Do.
Speaker 1: You have to um uh taper. You know a lot
Speaker 1: of drugs you need to taper like you No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going cold turkey. I'm gonna get the sweats and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drop this weight. I'm gonna look like fucking
Speaker 1: and Adonnis. I'm gonna look like a Donnas creed. Michael B.
Speaker 1: Jordan after this bad Boy, I'm gonna that's what that's
Speaker 1: you know, that's what that's about to happen. That's what
Speaker 1: about to happen. Oh, I'm about to look like Michael B.
Speaker 1: Jordan's playing Jay from State Farm on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm about to look like. He's in the
Speaker 1: gym every day. You're going to go that route? Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you? Yeah, Michael B. Jordan is definitely training every day.
Speaker 1: I just want to know if you want to see
Speaker 1: that Jake from State Farm Saturday Night Live. That was
Speaker 1: very funny. That was probably one of the funniest ones
Speaker 1: ever in the history of that's in a long time.
Speaker 1: That's probably that's that was a very very funny sketch. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, if he's in the gym, whatever the Michael
Speaker 1: B listen, I know, Michael B. Jordan like everybody else
Speaker 1: listens to Fake Doctor's Real Friends. Mike, hit me up
Speaker 1: with the freaking recipe. I need the recipe of the recipe.
Speaker 1: You don't need to know more than eat right and
Speaker 1: go to the gym every day. I want to know
Speaker 1: exactly what he's eating. I want to eat definitely not
Speaker 1: smoking weed and drinking booze. I can tell you that. Listen.
Speaker 1: Whatever Michael B. Jordan is doing, I want to do
Speaker 1: that because the brother looks good. Granted he is ten
Speaker 1: years to twenty years younger than me, but I can
Speaker 1: get it back the same Jame. I go to the
Speaker 1: same gym with j K. Simmons. That dude is fucking ripped.
Speaker 1: You cannot blame anything on age. If you want to
Speaker 1: put the time in, put the time in. All right,
Speaker 1: that's what's up. I want Mike call me. I need
Speaker 1: to know. I don't think you listen. I need to
Speaker 1: know Michael B. Jordan listens to the podcast and in
Speaker 1: the in the in the role playing we did earlier.
Speaker 1: Harrison Ford listens, but I don't think Michael B. Jordan does.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do Mike. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: do an impersonation, but I can do more, Harrison, if
Speaker 1: you want to ask, Harrison, if Michael B. Jordan listen, Hey, Harrison,
Speaker 1: it's me Donald again. Yeah. I love talking to you. Donald.
Speaker 1: You're you're one of my favorite podcast hosts. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Speaking of podcast, Yeah, yo, do you Michael B.
Speaker 1: Jordan listens to Fake Doctor's Real No, fucking way, no
Speaker 1: fucking way. I know, Michael, I've spoken to him. He's
Speaker 1: too busy in the gym, and um, I know that
Speaker 1: he's also sober because he's getting that ripped. So he's
Speaker 1: not wasting his time with podcast. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't listening while he works out. No, he listens
Speaker 1: to the hip hop Donald he likes the hip hops. Oh,
Speaker 1: Harrison and scene and scene. All right, we're almost done
Speaker 1: here with the television show scrubs. Um Cox finally admits
Speaker 1: that he misses that he misses uh the kelso wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, going to the fast janitor has is
Speaker 1: trying to help Cox break into the files. Okay, and
Speaker 1: the janet he says, well, he's acting like he's nervous.
Speaker 1: And Cox is like, you, you're nervous. You do all
Speaker 1: this weird show all the time. And he says, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so immune to the feelings of this that I
Speaker 1: created a character that I'm playing who's nervous somebody. He's
Speaker 1: somebody who doesn't want to go back to jail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he goes on this whole run. I can't
Speaker 1: go back. They're nothing with that after what they did
Speaker 1: to Johnny Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, they shanked him with a
Speaker 1: shiv and they shipped him with a shank, and he
Speaker 1: goes off on this very long Neil Flynn improvisational monologue
Speaker 1: about how they shim with the shiv in the yard
Speaker 1: and then they caught him. Jerry and Sid would have
Speaker 1: sank No joy, Johnny, you know what that reminds me of.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you, sucker. Tommy. Yeah, no, no, Hollywood
Speaker 1: shuffle Tommy, Chimmy, you killed it, my brother, you killed it.
Speaker 1: I loved did this? Dude? Baby holds up? It's funny. Oh, man,
Speaker 1: I hope this generation movie. No, I'm gonna stop you are,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna you go. I'm gonna should I forgot the movie.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop you about like white on Rice. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tap dance whatever the he says. As soon as
Speaker 1: you get your foot off my face, I'm gonna hurt you. Man.
Speaker 1: Who was that, Tommy Davidson, No, that's freaking Robert Townsend. Oh,
Speaker 1: Robert Townsend. He was hilarious. Robert Townsend. Robert Townsend has
Speaker 1: directed quite a few things. People don't know. That was
Speaker 1: a big hit. That was a big hit, though, right,
Speaker 1: he's still in the game doing it big. People don't know.
Speaker 1: Robert Townsen has directed quite a few things, quite a
Speaker 1: few television shows. Quite there's another recommendation for you, Hollywood shuffle.
Speaker 1: I think we've recommended holds up, holds up. Um Okay,
Speaker 1: So Carla gives means to give Katie a list of
Speaker 1: things that people are saying about her that it's negative,
Speaker 1: but she gives her list that just says sausages, sausages, sausages,
Speaker 1: and she says, sorry, that's Turks grocery list. Um JD
Speaker 1: can apparently get rid of any woman by telling them
Speaker 1: that he loves them, because he has a fantasy where
Speaker 1: he tells Maddox that he loves her and presents a
Speaker 1: bouquet of flowers and she takes her own life by
Speaker 1: backing up into an ambulance. And then he says, too harsh, psyche,
Speaker 1: hurt your own feeling. Yeah, hurt my own feeling. Um
Speaker 1: Kelso now power walks in a sweat suit through the Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a like a senior citizen in a mall. This
Speaker 1: shit had me, This shit had me Rolland when Jordan says, yo,
Speaker 1: go ask go, ask kell So for help, right, he
Speaker 1: knows everybody. He's got dirt on everybody. They go to
Speaker 1: ask Kelso, he goes, only if you tell me you
Speaker 1: missed me, and Elliott and j D go Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I miss you so much at j D goes, I
Speaker 1: even missed your smell that. I laughed out loud at
Speaker 1: that part too, But there are a lot of parts
Speaker 1: I laughed at it as much as I did not
Speaker 1: like not being in the show. Just had some very
Speaker 1: funny moments. A bunch of men on the show. Not
Speaker 1: only is there I think won the season, but then
Speaker 1: there's gonna be six episodes we're gonna watch next season
Speaker 1: that I'm not in, which should be very interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where it's Carrie Bash, we gotta have her on, Dave Franco, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they'll come on, so Kelso Blackmail's a board member. Frank
Speaker 1: reminds him that he was with a sex worker, and
Speaker 1: Kelso has proof of that, and so Frank caves and
Speaker 1: iris Maddox so, thus ending the reign of Courtney Cox
Speaker 1: at Sacred Heart Hospital. But we find out before Maddox
Speaker 1: leaves that she and Mickhead banged. Yes, that was a
Speaker 1: great final revelation. If Courtney Cox literally goes out with
Speaker 1: a bang by announcing that she had sex with Mickhead.
Speaker 1: His first name is Walter, which we never knew, and
Speaker 1: he liked to choke her. Yeah, she says, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to strangle me to keep your erection Walter. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's her last line on the show. Mickhead,
Speaker 1: first of all, he beat a murder charge, right, yes,
Speaker 1: but he also he also strangles his sexual partners to
Speaker 1: keep right. And I listen to each their own, but
Speaker 1: I feel like if you beat a murder charge, you
Speaker 1: might want to not strangle your partner. So we end
Speaker 1: the Cox and Kelso Friends, and Katie finally comes clean
Speaker 1: to Elliott and says, I've been lying and can you
Speaker 1: teach me? And then we go to Carlo, who is
Speaker 1: in her natural place of being really the ones the lioness,
Speaker 1: overseeing the ICU and much of the hospital and showing
Speaker 1: how how nurses really do run our hospitals and are
Speaker 1: in control of the whole thing, and Carla is representative
Speaker 1: of that. And then the show ends with a funny
Speaker 1: blooper of of Neil riffing on his old friend Johnny. Johnny,
Speaker 1: are we gonna go to commercial? When we come back,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a chat GBT. Joel Jowet will be
Speaker 1: a lane from Seinfeldt, Dana will be Seinfeldt. I will
Speaker 1: be playing j D and Donald playing article right back,
Speaker 1: and we're bad listen. And I don't know that chat
Speaker 1: GBT is is that funny yet, but it certainly did.
Speaker 1: It's assignment well, I said all I put in the
Speaker 1: only prompt I put in. I'm sure if you put
Speaker 1: in a longer prompt where you give it more contact,
Speaker 1: maybe it is a better chance of being funny. But
Speaker 1: the only prompt I give it was right. A scene
Speaker 1: from the sitcom seinfeld in which Elaine and Jerry meet
Speaker 1: Turk and JD from the TV shows Scrubs. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Jerry and Elaine are at their favorite coffee shop,
Speaker 1: Monks Cafe, enjoying a cup of coffee and chatting. Suddenly,
Speaker 1: two young doctors walk in looking lost. Hey, look who's here.
Speaker 1: It's Turk and JD from Scrubs. What are they doing here?
Speaker 1: I thought they worked in a hospital. Hey, Jerry, Elaine,
Speaker 1: we got lost on the way to the hospital. We
Speaker 1: could really use some directions. Yeah, we were hoping you
Speaker 1: guys could help us out. Sure thing, guys, what hospital
Speaker 1: are you heading to? Sacred Heart Hospital? Oh, that's a
Speaker 1: few blocks away. Just head down Fifth Avenue and you'll
Speaker 1: see it on the left. Thanks, Helene, you're a lifesaver.
Speaker 1: So what brings you guys to New York? We're here
Speaker 1: for a medical conference. It's been pretty boring so far,
Speaker 1: but we're hoping to catch a Broadway show tonight. Oh really?
Speaker 1: Which one? We were thinking about seeing? Phantom of the Opera. Phantom.
Speaker 1: That's a classic. You guys are in for a treat,
Speaker 1: we hope. So hey, maybe you guys could join us
Speaker 1: for sure? Why not we could use the night out.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a plan. Let's meet up at the theater
Speaker 1: at seven, right, we'll see you then. As Turk and
Speaker 1: JD leave, Jerry and Helene can't help a chuckle at
Speaker 1: the unexpected encounter. Who would have thought we'd be hanging
Speaker 1: out with the doctors from Scrubs only in New York, Jerry,
Speaker 1: only in New York and Scene I have a couple
Speaker 1: of questions about this. So we know each other, they
Speaker 1: know us, right? Yeah? Yeah. In the world of Seinfeld,
Speaker 1: we know us as two characters from the TV show scrubs.
Speaker 1: The timeline is not math No, and they and they
Speaker 1: also and scrubs we know doesn't take place in Manhattan,
Speaker 1: and and they say it's just down Fifth Avenue on
Speaker 1: the left. Okay, so why are we in? Why are
Speaker 1: we lost? Were we just told them we're in a
Speaker 1: medical convention. And then also we know their names. We
Speaker 1: know that their names are Jerry and Elane. Yeah, yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: Jerry and Elane. It's gonna be a while. You know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't say it was tomorrow that the robot Wars
Speaker 1: is going to happen. I think comedy writers are probably
Speaker 1: safe for a few years. Oh yeah, maybe not a
Speaker 1: few years, maybe a few more months. Yeah. From Connell's right,
Speaker 1: there's probably just a little tweaking to be done, and
Speaker 1: then comedy writers will be in danger in about seven months. Um,
Speaker 1: thank you, guys, We love you. Follow Daniel on on
Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram and on his twitch. What's your twitch, Daniel? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a twitch, dot TV, slash DJ Underscore, d A
Speaker 1: n L Daniel and Joel serious. You could tell he's
Speaker 1: serious about him now. Daniel's now starting to talk so
Speaker 1: clearly when he's talking about it. It's Twitch and you
Speaker 1: don't want to people not twitch and Joel do you
Speaker 1: what's your handle's remind everyone? Yeah, you guys can follow
Speaker 1: me all over the internet at ull Monique that's j
Speaker 1: O E l L E m O and I q
Speaker 1: u E and Donald Um. Would you like to be
Speaker 1: followed by people on Instagram? I would love to be
Speaker 1: followed by people on Instagram? But for some reason, no,
Speaker 1: oh god no, don't put on this rabbit hole. Just
Speaker 1: you guys, just don't freaking get on board. You know
Speaker 1: what I need to do. In fairness to me, with
Speaker 1: all combined strength, you can move this into well do
Speaker 1: you want Harrison to destruct? Do you want um Harrison
Speaker 1: Ford to ask people to follow you? Oh, Harrison, it
Speaker 1: is Darth Vader in your best Hans Solo. Tell them
Speaker 1: I don't do Han Solo follow to follow young Bison.
Speaker 1: I can't do um Han solo era Harrison, fucking dude,
Speaker 1: I can't do a good James Jones. That was pretty good.
Speaker 1: That was pretty good. I just don't want. I don't want.
Speaker 1: The Only thing I'm trying to do I can only
Speaker 1: do modern day on modern day Harrison, because that's the
Speaker 1: one Harrison Harrison. It is me Darth Vader, the dark
Speaker 1: Lord of the Sin yea for the love of all
Speaker 1: Things Sin. Tell them to follow Donald underscore aison on Instagram.
Speaker 1: They don't do it, but with their combined strength they
Speaker 1: can in this destructive on flick and bring order to
Speaker 1: the galaxy. All right, all right, all right, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: Um listen um. Donald tried to make an Instagram and
Speaker 1: uh he was. He was so stone that instead of
Speaker 1: pressing the F for phase on, he hit underscore. So
Speaker 1: that might be why it's confusing for a lot of
Speaker 1: you people. It was for me. It's Donald and then
Speaker 1: an underscore thing and then a'son. So please follow him
Speaker 1: because really upset about the whole thing. Okay, that's all
Speaker 1: I gotta say. I get the fuck out of you.
Speaker 1: I want a million, he needs a Melia Knight is
Speaker 1: pushing it and no one gives a fuck. Um all right,
Speaker 1: Jed Droid because of me, don't make me destroy you, okayllo, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: And my final asks. Please check out the A Good
Speaker 1: Person trailer. The movie comes out in March twenty fourth
Speaker 1: at a theater to you, please check out the movie.
Speaker 1: It stars Morgan Freeman, Florence Pugh, and the legendary Molly
Speaker 1: Shannon and you're gonna love it. The trailer is on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Just search for a Good Person trailer coming up soon
Speaker 1: March twenty fourth, right around the corner. I hope you'll
Speaker 1: go as many times as Joel is going to see
Speaker 1: Cocaine Barr. All right, thank you, everybody. Donald counts out
Speaker 1: stories about show we made about a bunch of domes
Speaker 1: and nurses said, he's the stories natural. So around