Speaker 1: Hey, it's a broken Jeffrey podcast. And did you guys
Speaker 1: know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, k Netherlands, Italy, Wait.
Speaker 1: Does actually all have super hot men, don't they? Actually?
Speaker 1: If you're listening from their DM me after this, k okay,
Speaker 1: after you hear in the full shower. I'm just starting
Speaker 1: right now. You've probably heard of people who insist they
Speaker 1: don't want their family going into debt trying to pay
Speaker 1: for their funeral. Oh yeah, because, fun fact, those are
Speaker 1: really expensive. Yeah yeah, it's kind of like a wedding sadder. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that wasn't a fun fact. That fact. Yeah, very expensive.
Speaker 1: But you know, once people are gone, no family wants
Speaker 1: to just roll them into the ground and say, well,
Speaker 1: see you later, then go home in order a pizza.
Speaker 1: That's also not quite enough. My mom doesn't want us
Speaker 1: to even do anything her where she lies. Yeah, she's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't need a headstone or any of
Speaker 1: that waste of money. Well, in a new poll, people
Speaker 1: guess the average funeral costs where around five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Turns out it's actually a lot closer to twelve thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: and that's why seventy percent say they'd rather be buried
Speaker 1: in a cardboard Amazon box rather than have their family
Speaker 1: overspend on a fancy wooden casket. I'm only doing it
Speaker 1: if the box is really really big and I'm really
Speaker 1: small in the middle of it. You want to pick
Speaker 1: the packaging peanuts you have a packets are totally I
Speaker 1: do agree with it. It It kind of got me thinking
Speaker 1: what cheap item would each of us be buried in
Speaker 1: in order to save a buck. For Jose, it's probably
Speaker 1: inside one of those takeout fubbles shop sticks. Even in
Speaker 1: there even a cup of noodle. Yeah, being a small one,
Speaker 1: I probably look like the dust that comes on it. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Alexis, would probably like her ashes sprinkled into
Speaker 1: a pot of drymac and cheese. Yeah, don't Brook, I'm
Speaker 1: guessing wants to be buried inside one of the Halloween
Speaker 1: candy And I know I'd like to be buried inside
Speaker 1: the box that holds the dog shot collar that'd we
Speaker 1: wear every single morning because it's time for the shot
Speaker 1: collar question of the day, Digital Jake. Once I kicked
Speaker 1: the bucket, I'm putting you with the honor of leaf
Speaker 1: blowing my ashes around this studio in Memoria all right, First,
Speaker 1: give us some trivia that we can answer. Well, I
Speaker 1: went to the doctor recently and I was diagnosed as
Speaker 1: an early onset freighty cat. Oh no cure, Jo's late stage.
Speaker 1: I'm anxious all the time. I'm convinced everyone at work
Speaker 1: is mad at me, even when they're not. And whenever
Speaker 1: I get a new email notification from Brook, I let
Speaker 1: out a defeated whimpers. I understand that my freightiness might
Speaker 1: not be the norm, but there is a fear that
Speaker 1: everyone can relate to, and that's getting an unwah unted
Speaker 1: phone call. Yeah, any phone call. That's why a new
Speaker 1: survey asked a thousand people to name someone you don't
Speaker 1: want to get a phone call from, and I have
Speaker 1: the top response is ready to go for a collect
Speaker 1: call edition of Unglued Family Few. We'll start with the
Speaker 1: man who secretly went into all of our phones just
Speaker 1: to block himself. Jeffrey, jeff Welcome, everyone, name someone you
Speaker 1: don't want to get a phone call from. Well, knee
Speaker 1: jerk reaction for me is my parents. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know most people do like talking to their mom and dad.
Speaker 1: I think that's true. I think that you're actually in
Speaker 1: more of a majority than you realize. Really, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I always assume someone died exactly, and then nobody died,
Speaker 1: And it's just like I was thinking about you the
Speaker 1: other day. That warms my heart that everybody hates getting calls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that you're that different, okay when it
Speaker 1: comes to calls. But I thought maybe a better answer is, like,
Speaker 1: you don't want to get a call from the freak
Speaker 1: clinic with your test results back? Yeah? No, no response
Speaker 1: is always the best response. Yeah, exactly. So I don't
Speaker 1: want to get a call from your doctor or your
Speaker 1: free clinic, free clinic or your doctor not in the
Speaker 1: top five whole board still available, alexis someone you don't
Speaker 1: want to get a phone call from. I'm thinking like
Speaker 1: if after work I was to get a call from
Speaker 1: any of you guys, I would be like, why you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want that off the clo. Yeah, but where
Speaker 1: the US would be like our boss if he used
Speaker 1: to call, I mean, nobody wants to I want to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if your boss is calling, that's why I went and
Speaker 1: blocked myself in your phone. So you're welcome. She's your
Speaker 1: boss to go with your boss. Your boss didn't make
Speaker 1: the top five too. Let's go over to Jose Well, jeez,
Speaker 1: I think parents has to be on the list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna go with parents. Parents didn't make
Speaker 1: Let's go over to Brook. Okay, the first on the
Speaker 1: board unwanted call. So I was thinking police not a
Speaker 1: good not a good sign like the band I don't
Speaker 1: want either. Or I was thinking bill collectors suck. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go bill collectors. Bill collector, it's number five, barely
Speaker 1: snuck on their bill collectors, your credit card companies, people
Speaker 1: getting after you for money. Let's go over to Jeffrey. Okay.
Speaker 1: Maybe another one that you don't like to see pop
Speaker 1: up on your caller ID is your X, who is
Speaker 1: calling to tell you that they got their free clinic
Speaker 1: results and you need to go. It's all back to
Speaker 1: the clinic. I'm standing strong. Problems are scary, but I'll
Speaker 1: say your X calling you is even scarier. Your X
Speaker 1: it's number four. Oh my gosh, Brook is safe with
Speaker 1: bill collector. Jeffrey got X. But the whole top three
Speaker 1: is still available. I don't have the CHI. When my
Speaker 1: car insurance calls me that someone reported it cool at
Speaker 1: the scene, Why did you have to call them a deal.
Speaker 1: Often does this happen? I just said, they don't fake
Speaker 1: vibe with me, then to report me like it's not
Speaker 1: a report. They just want their car fixed. I shook
Speaker 1: your broken hand. We had a screwine together. I hate
Speaker 1: accident victims. A fake vibe, no damnage, a car, car insurance,
Speaker 1: nothing to keep yourself safe. Someone you don't want to
Speaker 1: get a phone call from. Hand. So I can't pick
Speaker 1: between these two. But I can't relate because one would
Speaker 1: be like kids, like if they're annoying. But Brook gets
Speaker 1: called from her kids all the time, and there sound
Speaker 1: like pleasant called. Parents always want to call. It's always
Speaker 1: like honey, what do you doing? Oh God, it's my son,
Speaker 1: No kid. My parents would get calls from the school.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't think of that. But I was
Speaker 1: always in trouble. Let's go school, James School, alexis the
Speaker 1: whole top. Three still there? Three take like the police.
Speaker 1: Do they call you emergency police police number one? They
Speaker 1: call you? No, they just text quickly Name someone you
Speaker 1: don't want to get a phone call from. Survey says
Speaker 1: number five was bill collector or credit card company. Number
Speaker 1: four was your ex number three our surprise wasn't mentioned telemarketers.
Speaker 1: Hate those Number two the irs. You your taxes wrong
Speaker 1: and you're going to jail. And then number one Alexis
Speaker 1: got it. That was the police, all right, Well jose
Speaker 1: Is getting shot because he didn't get one right and
Speaker 1: someone wanted to hear. That's what I like by Bruno Mars, Gold, jewelry, shine,
Speaker 1: and so bright strawberry champagne on eye. Look, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: subscribing from that one Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: With some people, you can ask them a question and
Speaker 1: already know how they're going to answer before you even
Speaker 1: get it out, Okay, Like when you ask your boss
Speaker 1: for an extra week off of work. Yeah, it's probably
Speaker 1: gonna be a no h. Or when you ask your
Speaker 1: child if they want more ice cream for dessert. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you say I'm sorry, dad, ate it all? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or when that kid from my private high school invited
Speaker 1: me to his house party a block outside of bel Air.
Speaker 1: You okay, there's outside his parents, his parents Infinity pool
Speaker 1: didn't even have a glass wall. Just disgusting. Yeah it's
Speaker 1: a no breast, but disgusted. But you know what, That's
Speaker 1: what I love about our next segment because I can
Speaker 1: never predict what my co host will answer when I
Speaker 1: asked them What's on your Mind? We're gonna do it
Speaker 1: coming up. The entire show is back from a week
Speaker 1: of vacation, so we're all knocking off the rust and
Speaker 1: finding out what we've been up to lately with a
Speaker 1: brand new edition of What's on Your Mind? I love
Speaker 1: the vacation music. We're gonna start with Brook. I'm assuming
Speaker 1: yours is about going to Disneyland, because we all know
Speaker 1: you went to picket Splash Mountain and demand that it
Speaker 1: be turned back to its original form the way your
Speaker 1: ancestors is that What's on I am totally good with
Speaker 1: the change. We took the kids for the very first time.
Speaker 1: It was better than I could ever imagine. Two fourteen
Speaker 1: hour days. Okay, oh my gosh. The listeners gave me that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fourteen hours. Oh. We got there at park
Speaker 1: open and we didn't leave until eleven pm. There's no no, no,
Speaker 1: there's no type free now. Chickens Heart and the listeners
Speaker 1: all gave me the tip to bring snacks, which was
Speaker 1: key money. Yeah. I loved it, but there was one
Speaker 1: moment where I may have offended Minnie Mouse. No. So
Speaker 1: we're in line waiting to get a picture and a
Speaker 1: signature for Minnie Mouse, and the handler comes over and
Speaker 1: is like being cute with the kids, and it's like,
Speaker 1: don't say football around many. She keeps trying to tackle me,
Speaker 1: you know, and like, so we get to the front
Speaker 1: of the line and Nora is walking to Minnie Mouse
Speaker 1: and I yell behind her, don't say the F word. Oh,
Speaker 1: you just look like an awful parent. Mouse takes her
Speaker 1: huge cartoon hands and puts them across her heart, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I made football. I don't say, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Then you said the back then tackled No. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a special memory. Don't say the effort around Disneyland.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was great. Jose what's been on your mind? Well,
Speaker 1: I visited my family for our vacation, which usually means
Speaker 1: I spent a long time with my dad, as you
Speaker 1: guys know. Yea, And in the past I've told you
Speaker 1: times about how randomly tell you how everyone's dying. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well is it? You know, like the mortality thing when
Speaker 1: you're over sixty five is related top of mind. So
Speaker 1: I have told him to stop doing that. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: until the other night, We're watching Harry Potter with my
Speaker 1: little nephew Matteo, and my dad sees Dumbledore come on
Speaker 1: the screen and he goes, oh, you know he's dead
Speaker 1: now the actor actor who played the first one, and yeah,
Speaker 1: and no spoilers in the story too, so that was
Speaker 1: a full spoilerler spoilers, and then didn't give anybody any
Speaker 1: time to change their minds on whether they want to
Speaker 1: talk spoilers all right, but anyway, So so then Professor
Speaker 1: Snape comes on the stree and my dad goes, oh,
Speaker 1: he's old. Onis he goes, oh, he's also dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and everyone could and my nephew were like, yeah, dad,
Speaker 1: he is get to had and literally comes down to oh,
Speaker 1: hello Harry, and my dad starts laughing and goes, oh,
Speaker 1: he is also dead. It's hilarious how many people have
Speaker 1: died in this So anyway, now I have to check
Speaker 1: on movies and the actors before we watch them to
Speaker 1: see was dead in these movies? Right, yeah before I
Speaker 1: don't watch many classics, no, yeah, only current stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: alexis what's been on your mind? So I flew to
Speaker 1: Europe last week and I was in the worst seat
Speaker 1: possible on a plane. Oh my god, I saw your
Speaker 1: infect story. The back row middle seats. Well you can't
Speaker 1: even recline because there's a wall behind. But the best
Speaker 1: thing happened because someone comes to sit next to me
Speaker 1: and it's a man with a British accent who's my age,
Speaker 1: and it's super attractive. Okay, He's sitting down next to me,
Speaker 1: and I'm like kind of panicking. Looks, how do you
Speaker 1: like look hot in a nine hour flight? You know,
Speaker 1: you just like don't. So the whole flight, I just
Speaker 1: like I didn't eat any of the meals they gave
Speaker 1: me because I didn't want him to judge me for
Speaker 1: eating like gross food, you know, watching and then like
Speaker 1: I couldn't fall asleep because what if I looked gross
Speaker 1: when I slept or if I like leaned on him
Speaker 1: or something, And really, you didn't sleep on the flight,
Speaker 1: mostly with my mouth open, and he's like next to me,
Speaker 1: how did you stay awake? Exactly? So I'm uncomfortable like
Speaker 1: sitting and I'm like, well, how do I sit so
Speaker 1: I'm not awkward with this man next to me? It
Speaker 1: was really ever talked to him, So we get off
Speaker 1: the plane, and I finally talked him when we're lying
Speaker 1: for customs, and it turns out he was traveling because
Speaker 1: his mother was a DJ and he was going to
Speaker 1: all his shows like traveling with him. So now you
Speaker 1: feeling he's famous. And then it's really sad ending because
Speaker 1: he just told me where my train was and told
Speaker 1: me he's not going that way and then left me
Speaker 1: without asking did you my number or anything? Not not
Speaker 1: sleeping was not worth it. No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I suffered. It's really at one point, jeffreyone's on your mind. Well,
Speaker 1: I've been having a lot of back pain recently. Okay, man,
Speaker 1: it's probably because I sat on a broken chair that
Speaker 1: the company refused to fix for four years wheels and yeah,
Speaker 1: the back fell off, Yeah, and they still wouldn't replace it.
Speaker 1: But so, yeah, I have back pain, which obviously sucks.
Speaker 1: But I've noticed that there's a positive side to back
Speaker 1: pain that no one ever talks about. What my clench.
Speaker 1: My clench is stronger than it's ever Oh yeah, because
Speaker 1: when I do it, it makes my back goes straight,
Speaker 1: help my posture, and people are now noticing my backside
Speaker 1: because of it. Do you how do you know that.
Speaker 1: I had a friend comment on it out of the blue.
Speaker 1: He was like, damn, dude, you go into the gym
Speaker 1: for that thing, bro, And I'm like, nope, back pain.
Speaker 1: And then I was in a bar and I walked
Speaker 1: by this like cute group of girls and I turn
Speaker 1: around real quick and I noticed one of them ogling
Speaker 1: the goods. When were you actively clenching? Were they making
Speaker 1: fun of or were they depressed fire kind of bowling through?
Speaker 1: Excuse me leg Either way, they were checking it out.
Speaker 1: All right, Well the clenches on the clench is doing good.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean look, it's like, oh no, I
Speaker 1: know it's been like a year or so since we're
Speaker 1: taking pictures, but we probably need to get a new
Speaker 1: like camera shoot going up and jeans. It looks good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Because now there's a new reason for listeners
Speaker 1: to tune in text into seven eighty five nine to
Speaker 1: tell us what's been on your mind your back. But
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, listeners are texting in at seven
Speaker 1: eighty five nine two telling us what's been on their
Speaker 1: minds because we just told you what's been on ours.
Speaker 1: Someone wrote in only in North America, do we drive
Speaker 1: in a parkway and park in a driveway that's from
Speaker 1: I hate the English languis so stupid. Why are we
Speaker 1: so Confusedly, let's all switch to German and be happy,
Speaker 1: so happy. Maybe someone has a better idea, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Another text says, I feel like every what's on your
Speaker 1: Mind story from Alexis is just her telling us how
Speaker 1: she's horribly embarrassed herself and how she's never going back
Speaker 1: to that certain place again because of it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I can see what you're saying, but if that was true,
Speaker 1: then she would never come back here because she's definitely
Speaker 1: embarrassed herself in this studio. Another person wrote in I
Speaker 1: just want you all to know that you all did
Speaker 1: a good job, and you all make me laugh with
Speaker 1: the phone tap very sweet, and you don't like that
Speaker 1: I do. Oh okay, I can just ever tell when
Speaker 1: you read sarcastic or not sometimes like it's just me
Speaker 1: reading the thing. I know, But I just thought you'd
Speaker 1: call him an idiot or something about the wards. They've
Speaker 1: been really nice. I think it's great that you like
Speaker 1: the phone taps, and if you like the one you
Speaker 1: heard today, you can hear all of them. They're online.
Speaker 1: They're up on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey and
Speaker 1: go listen to them whenever you want and keep on laughing. Right,
Speaker 1: that sounded sincere? That was Now we have a super
Speaker 1: funny edition motor that's gonna happen next if you believe it.
Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just went into business with
Speaker 1: Bad Bobby made a new check cashing establishment called check
Speaker 1: cash Me Inside. How about that catchy makes sense. We'll
Speaker 1: see how it goes. It's a laser stories weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else says, except
Speaker 1: we have a laser. Those other money moochers just don't
Speaker 1: this first Laser stories out of the happiest place on earth.
Speaker 1: There are people who love Disneyland, people who hate Disneyland,
Speaker 1: and people disney who like it once in a while,
Speaker 1: but after an exhausting twelve hours at the park, they're
Speaker 1: good for a year. Five. Yeah, every day there's I
Speaker 1: talked to someone the other day I mentioned I had
Speaker 1: gone to Disneyland last week. It's just like I go
Speaker 1: once every other month, Like, wow, that's a lot. At
Speaker 1: the reason I bring it up is because there's a
Speaker 1: fifty year old guy named Jeff Reats, who just earned
Speaker 1: a Guinness World Record for visiting Disneyland two thousand, nine
Speaker 1: hundred ninety five days in a row. Wait, so when
Speaker 1: I was there, that's years, three months and thirteen days.
Speaker 1: And he's not an employee. No, just apply for a
Speaker 1: job yo. Yeah. Wait, how do you have about money?
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, maybe just rich. The interesting part
Speaker 1: of the record is that his run stretched from twenty
Speaker 1: twelve to twenty twenty. His last visit was March thirteenth,
Speaker 1: three years ago, the last day the park was open
Speaker 1: before closing for the COVID nineteen pandemic, and he hasn't
Speaker 1: been back. Well. He was trying to make it to
Speaker 1: three thousand consecutive visits and was only five days short.
Speaker 1: I like how some people were like, please just keep
Speaker 1: the park open, It's all we have, and he's like, no,
Speaker 1: I need to do this record. He's actually been at
Speaker 1: six Flags every day. So he says he struggled a
Speaker 1: bit during the pandemic and decided to make changes in
Speaker 1: his life, and one of them was to stop the
Speaker 1: streak and just move on. Okay, So he hasn't been
Speaker 1: in a while and that's why he was surprised the
Speaker 1: other day when Guinness reached out and just certified his record.
Speaker 1: Wait half you get three. Jeff's reaction. Well, he says
Speaker 1: he'd love to return to Disneyland and show it off,
Speaker 1: but he hasn't decided on a return date yet. Oh
Speaker 1: that's gonna be day. His next laser story is out
Speaker 1: of drive me into the future, Marty McFly, let's go there.
Speaker 1: Ford just submitted an interesting patent that's raising some eyebrows
Speaker 1: in the automobile world. There's no plan to have it
Speaker 1: installed yet, but in the future, if you own a
Speaker 1: vehicle that has self driving automation inside of it and
Speaker 1: you're late on a car payment, Ford vehicles could have
Speaker 1: the ability to drive themselves right back to the repossession agency.
Speaker 1: My gosh, well, even the repot man's being replaced by robots. Brutal.
Speaker 1: And that's not all. If the car is in an accident,
Speaker 1: it could tell the insurance companies whether or not it
Speaker 1: was totaled, and then it could just drive itself to
Speaker 1: the junkyard. What if you're still in it or something,
Speaker 1: or the one car that doesn't want to admit that
Speaker 1: it's total, Yeah, it just wants to keep on chugging
Speaker 1: the law. Don't worry because they say there's gonna be
Speaker 1: lots of warnings before the system initiated a formal repossession.
Speaker 1: Oh I feel better now, Jeff. First take away your
Speaker 1: cruise control, then your automated windows, right, and then your
Speaker 1: seat controls. Nobody get today. Don't you take away my
Speaker 1: seat warmers. That's like the best thing ever happened to me, dude.
Speaker 1: If they did it after my husband was in the car,
Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to reach the petals. Can't reach the pedals. Finally,
Speaker 1: if you still have not submitted payment, they would even
Speaker 1: take away your GPS and radio if you didn't. People
Speaker 1: listen to us, Jeff, that's the worst of all, just
Speaker 1: driving around with your windows up. By the time your
Speaker 1: car was repossessed, you'd barely be able to use any
Speaker 1: of it anyway. God Like, sorry, guys, I can't take
Speaker 1: left turns anymore. I am really this next days the
Speaker 1: story is out of can you hear me now? Central?
Speaker 1: If you took it original first generation iPhone into Verizon
Speaker 1: for a trade in, they might give you sixty three
Speaker 1: cents for it, right, but that's for a used one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A woman named Karen Green had an original iPhone from
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven, which was still factory sealed. Was
Speaker 1: she just rich, like I'm gonna store this actor's item. Well,
Speaker 1: back then, sixteen years ago, she just scored a new
Speaker 1: management job at pet Smart and to celebrate, her friends
Speaker 1: bought her the new iPhone. But Karen never ended up
Speaker 1: opening it. Wow, because that's a jerk. Her friends would
Speaker 1: really far. Well, she already had a phone that she
Speaker 1: really liked, plus she had Verizon and back then iPhones
Speaker 1: only ran on AT and T. But since it was
Speaker 1: a gift, she just kept it. And a while back
Speaker 1: she heard that a first generation iPhone sold for thousands
Speaker 1: on eBay, so she had hers appraised in two nineteen
Speaker 1: for five thousand dollars and now she finally decided to
Speaker 1: unload it, which just sold at auction for over sixty
Speaker 1: three grand. Oh my god, they're too small. I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone's actually trying to use it. It's just like
Speaker 1: the cool thing. Yeah, exactly. Karen's friends probably paid like
Speaker 1: five hundred bucks for it back in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: So the auction houses are telling people, if you have
Speaker 1: iPhones that you've never opened from back then, bring them
Speaker 1: in you could get a ton of money an unopened
Speaker 1: one if they were looking for crack screens. I am
Speaker 1: stay here. This next Laser Stories out of Fine Food Metropolis,
Speaker 1: a company set out to determine the most popular cuisines
Speaker 1: in the world, and to do it, they looked at
Speaker 1: engagement on social media platforms like TikTok, Instagram and read
Speaker 1: it worldwide Tacos pizza. Yeah, and they assess whether the
Speaker 1: interactions online were positive or negative. And you might be
Speaker 1: surprised at the results here. The top eight were as follows.
Speaker 1: Number eight Vietnamese food. Number seven was Thie. I got
Speaker 1: to a chance to go to Thailand, and I will say, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Did you get one of my favorite food vacations I've
Speaker 1: ever taken? It was unreal. Many good positive reviews for
Speaker 1: number six Chinese and I love it. Number five Indian cuisine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Indians. I always tell this to Brook. I've
Speaker 1: never been to an Indian restaurant. I need to take you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do because I love Number four Japanese. Number three Mexican.
Speaker 1: Number three. Number two was Italian food. Okay, so we've
Speaker 1: covered a lot here. Any guesses for number one? I
Speaker 1: feel like people always say French and French food is great,
Speaker 1: but like, where do you get it? I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: Number one is Korean. Korean food was associated with the
Speaker 1: most positive food reviews in the world. In the comments,
Speaker 1: people voiced their displeasure of other well known world cuisines
Speaker 1: who felt snub which included Greek or Mediterranean food. French
Speaker 1: was on there, Middle Eastern and American for their burgers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no one said anything about Amphibian. That's this guy's favorite cuisine.
Speaker 1: He's Amphibian and that's why our technical director Ashton is
Speaker 1: going to be trying it for an entire month. Coming
Speaker 1: yet hashtag frog feast for a whole month. That's your
Speaker 1: laser stories. We'll do it again, same time. A Friday
Speaker 1: broken Jeffrey in the morning. Nothing is worse than when
Speaker 1: you put in a ton of time and effort into
Speaker 1: getting ready for a big date and then it ends
Speaker 1: up being a total waste. Like when a woman spends
Speaker 1: hours doing her makeup, getting it just right, and then
Speaker 1: he takes you to one of those dining in the
Speaker 1: dark restaurants, what's the point? Or when a guy buys
Speaker 1: an expensive new cologne but she can't even smell you
Speaker 1: over the Garla Curry seafood medley that she ordered for dinner.
Speaker 1: But in those cases, it can feel like the night
Speaker 1: was a total wash, but there is one positive thing
Speaker 1: that came out of it. You can take your disappointing
Speaker 1: evening and tell your story to us on this show
Speaker 1: during Battle of the Tinder Dates. You might even win
Speaker 1: with a Garla Curry seafood Medley story. We're doing a
Speaker 1: brand new one coming up at seven two Hopeless one. Right,
Speaker 1: The question is whose level life is more tragic? It's
Speaker 1: Battle of Tinder Dates. It's the dating game show that
Speaker 1: has a pilot eject button for the loser. So get
Speaker 1: ready for a screaming edition a Battle of the Tinder Dates,
Speaker 1: where two of our listeners go head to head to
Speaker 1: find out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll
Speaker 1: explain the rules in just a second. First, let's meet
Speaker 1: today's contestants. We're in this corner. Even when he gets
Speaker 1: bad service at a restaurant, he still tips thirty percent,
Speaker 1: then leaves and lights a small fire in the alley
Speaker 1: behind the kitchen like a gentleman. Meet Big Flame. James
Speaker 1: always have a lighter's gasoline on hand. James or Butte
Speaker 1: and in the other corner, his ideal first date is
Speaker 1: living through a global apocalypse that wipes out humanity, making
Speaker 1: it his responsibility to repopulate the entire earth. Meet fertile Kyle. Hello, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: oh man Kyle. We were so close there for a second,
Speaker 1: I think I just got pregnant. Well, how the game works.
Speaker 1: One contestants going to start by telling one of their
Speaker 1: worst dating stories, and then the other we'll try and
Speaker 1: counter with a nightmare story of their own. We're going
Speaker 1: back and forth for three rounds, and afterwards we will
Speaker 1: declare a winner. Big Flame James kick us off. So
Speaker 1: I went ice dating with this girl. Okay, that's cute.
Speaker 1: It was both our first time ever. Try again, not
Speaker 1: so cute like Bambi out there. Yeah, what if you
Speaker 1: need to know to be able to hold the other
Speaker 1: one up? Yeah, that's true. So she offered to put
Speaker 1: my phone in her wallet, in my watching my stuff
Speaker 1: in her purse, and she put it inside of a
Speaker 1: locker at So we get on the ice and it
Speaker 1: turns out she's really good at ice gaming. Wait on
Speaker 1: the first try, Yeah, on the first try. So while
Speaker 1: I'm slipping and falling in the middle, I see her
Speaker 1: doing a figure eight over to the lockers. That's yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody's not telling the truth here. This is the worst part.
Speaker 1: When she gets to the lockers, she steals my stuff
Speaker 1: and just ways goodbye to me. No states, you can't
Speaker 1: get over her. Well, she kind of earned it. Sounds fertile, Kyle,
Speaker 1: Can you count her? Okay? I went out with this
Speaker 1: girl and she immediately invited me over to her place,
Speaker 1: which it turns out she lives with her parents. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: didn't tell you that prior. She didn't mention that, but
Speaker 1: I was surprised, but I stayed really ok yeah. And
Speaker 1: then right before bed, she told me if we want
Speaker 1: to hook up, they wouldn't be able to hear us
Speaker 1: if we went into this dirty, unfinished crawl space under
Speaker 1: the house. Oh gosh, it's like hook up. Then here's
Speaker 1: the decision that you have to make. Well, I did it.
Speaker 1: I said yes. Wasn't worth it. It was the filthiest
Speaker 1: walk of shame ever. Round two. Back to you, James.
Speaker 1: I did a candle making class for like our first day.
Speaker 1: When you start, they let you pick the cent Okay,
Speaker 1: I picked Vanilla Vanilla, Vanilla Vanilla Okay, when my date
Speaker 1: got axed, since she wanted to pick she wanted it
Speaker 1: to smell like her last boyfriend. Oh oh, did that
Speaker 1: have that in the array? Yeah, vanilla hazel nut your axe.
Speaker 1: That's what she said out loud, out loud, like to
Speaker 1: the person who acts. And then after that, this is
Speaker 1: the craziest part. She took a lock of hair from
Speaker 1: her purse and asked if they could bake it into
Speaker 1: a candle for her. Good. Surprisingly like vanilla good. Okay,
Speaker 1: that is awful. Kyle gotta hit back. All right. I
Speaker 1: just had a standard dinner date with this girl, and
Speaker 1: then I paid for her uber to get back to
Speaker 1: her apartment. Okay, classic Jose move. Keep going. Of course,
Speaker 1: I look at the tracker and I see that it
Speaker 1: takes a detour for a moment, but then it gets
Speaker 1: back on track. Okay, it's a little bit creepy that
Speaker 1: you're watching, But okay, I'm making sure she gets home.
Speaker 1: Just wait for the text. But all right, but then
Speaker 1: it gets weirder. When I'm charged to feet, I thought
Speaker 1: it was, you know, maybe she puked in the back
Speaker 1: and they were charging me for the clean up. Lea.
Speaker 1: It turns out she picked up another guy and started
Speaker 1: looking up in the back seat. Can you see that
Speaker 1: on the little icon? No wonder Alexis is uber Bill
Speaker 1: is always so high? It's around three. This is their
Speaker 1: final round. Need to be your best stories, gentleman, What
Speaker 1: do you got? James? So I met a girl who
Speaker 1: volunteers at the Humane Society. Oh she aly to come
Speaker 1: meet her there before our dinner day. This is all
Speaker 1: good signs. She comes out holding a catay and she
Speaker 1: filled out an application under my name and adopted a
Speaker 1: cat for me. Oh wait a minute, your cat. Apparently
Speaker 1: the shelterer had too many kittens, so she said she
Speaker 1: was using lonely Tinder guys as candidates to come take them.
Speaker 1: That's a different definition of cat fishing, somebody, What did
Speaker 1: you name your cat? I didn't take the cat. Terrible
Speaker 1: person you are, Kyle, last chance go Okay? I matched
Speaker 1: with what I thought was a real life model on Tinder. Okay.
Speaker 1: Already by way through our date, she told me she
Speaker 1: has this big gig coming up, and she asked me
Speaker 1: if she could practice showing me her poses. Okay, obviously
Speaker 1: I say yes, yes, even if she's not great at it.
Speaker 1: She puts her fingers in a mouth, go on an
Speaker 1: open screw who looks up wide. Yes, I'm listening. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I was like, what's going on? She says she does
Speaker 1: dentistry magazine shoot, she's a professional gum model. Wow wow,
Speaker 1: jeff continue, all right, final bell. That means the match
Speaker 1: is over. We have to score this, Alexis. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go James for the girl at the ex boyfriend Candle
Speaker 1: one for big Flame James Brook. I feel bad for James.
Speaker 1: I go James for getting robbed. Congratulations big flame James.
Speaker 1: You have a dating life that makes Jose feel good
Speaker 1: about being Yeah. I didn't think I'll grow with that one.
Speaker 1: That's Battle of the Tender Days. Phone tap. Right after this,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. In today's phone tap,
Speaker 1: we call a guy who's currently on vacation for the week,
Speaker 1: and while he's away, he left his neighbors in charge
Speaker 1: of watching the house. He said he was willing to
Speaker 1: pay them, but they didn't accept it. Instead, the only
Speaker 1: thing they want in return is a prank phone call.
Speaker 1: So that's where we come in, and I think we
Speaker 1: did a pretty decent job. You can hear it. It's
Speaker 1: not for your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is a detective writer from the police department. Am
Speaker 1: I speaking to Nathan? Yeah? What's going on? And so
Speaker 1: I just got done talking to your neighbor Laura, and
Speaker 1: she said that you're on vacation right now. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: on vacation. Well, were you aware of the incident that
Speaker 1: happened at your home this morning? No? No, I was
Speaker 1: not aware of any yesterday. What's going on? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I guess it's my job to inform you there was
Speaker 1: something that happened. I do have good news and bad
Speaker 1: news about it. What would you like to hear first?
Speaker 1: Just what's going on? It doesn't matter bad news, badness first?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay? Well, the bad news is that
Speaker 1: every item of furniture, every single piece of art, all
Speaker 1: your appliances have been completely destroyed. No, no, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to tell you that. Now this How did this happen?
Speaker 1: How did this happen? I can get to that, but
Speaker 1: at first I have to give you the good news. Um,
Speaker 1: your garage door still works fully functioning, so silver lining
Speaker 1: at least serious. Yeah, I was surprised too. I don't
Speaker 1: care about that. How did this happen? How did all
Speaker 1: my property? How did that happen? What had it happened? Actually,
Speaker 1: it's kind of a funny misunderstanding. This is not funny, man.
Speaker 1: Just wait till you hear it. Someone got the wrong
Speaker 1: address and they thought your house was a smash zone.
Speaker 1: Watch a smash zone, right? You not heard of that before.
Speaker 1: It's a business where people will pay money to get
Speaker 1: out their aggressions and they'll rent a room with a
Speaker 1: bunch of fragile stuff in it, like you know, plates
Speaker 1: and computer keyboards and stuff. Oh no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: and then they just go to town on it with
Speaker 1: a sledgehammer and a bat. What is going on? Yeah? So,
Speaker 1: like I said, your address was off by one number
Speaker 1: and these people lit into it. And who are these people?
Speaker 1: Who did you guys arrest them yet? Well, actually we
Speaker 1: did identify the culprits and you should know you had
Speaker 1: them custody. Just hold on a second, sir. I know
Speaker 1: this is a lot of information coming at you. You
Speaker 1: should know that both of the culprits feel super bad
Speaker 1: about it. But what the are you talking about? They
Speaker 1: feel super bound about how they feel. Well, it was
Speaker 1: a mistake. They didn't mean to break up your house?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about you understand? What are you telling me?
Speaker 1: You're telling me that my address was off off by
Speaker 1: one number and there's a smash zone thing where people
Speaker 1: go and destroy fragile inside people's homes. Did you did you?
Speaker 1: Did you hear the part where I told you they
Speaker 1: feel horrible about it? You start? So is this for real?
Speaker 1: You care about these people that destroy my properties? I
Speaker 1: think I feel like it's a good thing to think
Speaker 1: about others and how they're feeling in a moment. Do
Speaker 1: you telling me everything of gone, everything's broken in my
Speaker 1: in my house, and you're telling me that you care
Speaker 1: about how these people feel. I hope you arrest of them.
Speaker 1: I hope you have an a custody Well the question
Speaker 1: I had for you when you never answered, sir, we
Speaker 1: unfortunately we couldn't arrest them because it was an honest mistake.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, I'm mistake? What kind of laws
Speaker 1: that they trast my house? And you're telling me they
Speaker 1: haven't been arrested. They need to pay? Actually good, they
Speaker 1: actually did, they actually did pay. Hey what because that
Speaker 1: group never showed up for their appointment? I got their
Speaker 1: forty dollars refund for you. Just shut up. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Shut up. You realize I'm an authority of the law. Listen,
Speaker 1: you are the worst authority and I'm even well. I'm
Speaker 1: going to send you the forty dollars and hopefully that
Speaker 1: covers the couch and the kidding. Okay, I know this
Speaker 1: is a weird suggestion because of the situation you're in,
Speaker 1: but maybe you should consider renting a smash room for
Speaker 1: yourself to get out your frustrations. There was no way
Speaker 1: that you are a professional law enforcement I need to
Speaker 1: talk to don or Laura. Okay, the phone. How about
Speaker 1: this right now. I know a certain radio studio. It's
Speaker 1: a real dump and I'll let you smash it up
Speaker 1: for just sixteen bucks. Their names are Brooke and Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: and they're currently doing a prank phone call on you.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: your house is fine? Is jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. This is about bro Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: you're so angry. Oh you god. No, it's not me,
Speaker 1: it's your neighbor's Dona Laurna. They're the one who said no.
Speaker 1: They're alive and well and they're laughing right now because
Speaker 1: they got you. You said something about sixteen dollars. They
Speaker 1: smash now because that part is real. I really will
Speaker 1: let you come down here and smash up the entire studio.
Speaker 1: The sixteen dollars I think I'm free. Yeah, no, we'll
Speaker 1: pay you to tear this place up. It's a dumb
Speaker 1: see you in an hour. Oh my god, wake up
Speaker 1: every morning with fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. You know, ninety nine
Speaker 1: percent of the time whenever we do these second day calls,
Speaker 1: something awkward happens during the date that somehow kills the romance. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but there is that sliver that strange one percent of
Speaker 1: the time where the date itself goes really good and
Speaker 1: then something happens afterward to change everything. That's always hard
Speaker 1: because the one person is totally clueless, absolutely, you know,
Speaker 1: And we're going to find that out today. It happens.
Speaker 1: And to borrow a little bit from Brooks vocabulary, good golly,
Speaker 1: isn't a doozy like that? From me? Throw it up, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: I am not ing. Why are they turning it up
Speaker 1: while it's just natural there. It's called a sonogram. Don't
Speaker 1: act like you don't know. You're gonna hear what happened
Speaker 1: after the date when we do your second date update.
Speaker 1: Right after this second date update. You know, sometimes in
Speaker 1: order to find the right person, you have to kiss
Speaker 1: a few frogs first. That's explains why I'm banned from
Speaker 1: the amphibian exhibit at the aquarium. But literally you have
Speaker 1: heard the phrase though, sometimes you gotta kiss a few
Speaker 1: frogs before you find your prince or your mister Wright. Well,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners says that happened to her recently.
Speaker 1: Now she needs our help, So let's welcome to the show, Carolyn.
Speaker 1: What's up? Even suck in faith with some reptiles, Carolyn, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what they are, rust kiss and reptiles. Yeah, any
Speaker 1: small slimy animal, come on over. Yeah, what happened? Why?
Speaker 1: Why did you say that you were kissing frogs? So?
Speaker 1: I had a friend fixed me up and she said
Speaker 1: she had a great guy for me. She thought we'd
Speaker 1: been along great. Did that work out for you? Um? No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think it ever? Does I show up at
Speaker 1: the date first of all, looks from not everything, but wow,
Speaker 1: I walked over and I'm like, oh, this is who
Speaker 1: my friends six nipped with. Maybe he's got this amazing persons,
Speaker 1: really funny, amazing personality. Okay, so you weren't initially attracted
Speaker 1: to him on first, but I'm sorrying he's an open
Speaker 1: mind because my friends for a reason. And then we
Speaker 1: starts to date and I could not he did not
Speaker 1: say a word. Let you silent? Yeah, like I would
Speaker 1: ask questions and it would be like one word answers.
Speaker 1: He was quiet and he listened to you. God, what
Speaker 1: a joke. He was not listening. Opposite talk at all.
Speaker 1: She didn't talk at all, Like, didn't ask me anything
Speaker 1: about myself. I'm like talking about him. He's giving me
Speaker 1: these one word answers. So uncomfortable. I've never eaten so
Speaker 1: fast in my life. Were you like texting your friend
Speaker 1: under the table, like what the hell? That's rude? No,
Speaker 1: because that is too busy shoving food in my face
Speaker 1: because I wanted to get out of there. True, if
Speaker 1: I ever see a girl finish your food fast now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be very selfish. She immediately asked for it
Speaker 1: to go. Okay, wait, why are you on for a
Speaker 1: second date? Update with a guy? You didn't like. So
Speaker 1: here's the thing. So I had that horrible date with
Speaker 1: my friend. Did my friend sicks me up with it?
Speaker 1: And so I thought, I'm not gonna let my friend
Speaker 1: or anyone else kicks me up. I'm gonna try this
Speaker 1: on my own because nothing can be worse than that date. Okay,
Speaker 1: you've taken dating into your own hands now. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: then I went to online dating because at least then
Speaker 1: I can go by I find this person attractive at
Speaker 1: least in their Yeah. So there was this guy that
Speaker 1: we had been texting and he seems really cool Ana
Speaker 1: of Scott and we were Scott. Yeah, we were being
Speaker 1: like a fun banter with the tech. Okay, yeah, hot, Scott,
Speaker 1: I like it. Jose would you guys end up doing
Speaker 1: on a date? Son grabbed by tea And it was,
Speaker 1: honestly like the universe was like, we know you had
Speaker 1: that crappy date, and now we are giving you Scott
Speaker 1: like it magical, Like the conversation was flowing, he was
Speaker 1: asking any questions. I was asking him questions like I
Speaker 1: kept ordering for food because I didn't want the date
Speaker 1: to end. Yeah, opposite, because entree that turned him off.
Speaker 1: Or maybe it was because your last date before set
Speaker 1: the bar so low for you. Oh yeah, that just
Speaker 1: an average to below average guy was good enough. That's
Speaker 1: all dating in general. Yeah. Hello, can we asked one
Speaker 1: question and you're like, oh my god, what a charmer.
Speaker 1: That's sweet, though, I mean, how did the date end
Speaker 1: for you guys? You know, he walked me to my car,
Speaker 1: we had a sweet kiss. Yeah, so I was really hopeful.
Speaker 1: And now it's been over a week and I haven't
Speaker 1: heard anything that seems weird if it went as well
Speaker 1: as you said. I mean, looking back on the night,
Speaker 1: was there anything that was awkward or any any moment
Speaker 1: that could have stood out as something that could have
Speaker 1: been a red flag? Um? Okay maybe, but to me,
Speaker 1: it's like a little red flag. Okay, what I had
Speaker 1: ordered the chicken lets wraps as an advertiser, Remember they're
Speaker 1: talking for so long, and then I ordered them again
Speaker 1: later forgetting that I had ordered them before. God, I know,
Speaker 1: so he might. I don't mean, that's the only thing
Speaker 1: I can think of. It feel like you said anything,
Speaker 1: and I tried to play it off like he didn't
Speaker 1: make fun of you in that moment. I would have
Speaker 1: probably made fun of you, like man, you love these
Speaker 1: lettuce raps. He was kind of like, you know, you
Speaker 1: just had those, and I was like, oh, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I totally did, but so much fun
Speaker 1: when you you forgot that, you like, how many things
Speaker 1: did you order in between them? Well? Not a lot,
Speaker 1: But I think the better question is how many drinks
Speaker 1: did you have between them? We'll just say a lot
Speaker 1: of time in the past. So to me, it wasn't
Speaker 1: weird because it's it's weird, but it's not a reason
Speaker 1: not to call somebody back, right right. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe the lettuce raps would like be a no go
Speaker 1: for you, You're like, this too healthy for me, could
Speaker 1: be like a diet dessert or something. You know. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it was probably an adrenaline of like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: this guy's not a total bill weed. Maybe I was
Speaker 1: a little over anxious, yeah, or maybe you're over eager
Speaker 1: and that could be a turn. But I might not
Speaker 1: think that. So Well, he's not calling her back, so
Speaker 1: he's thinking something. Yeah, let's find out what he is thinking.
Speaker 1: I wish that we had the power to just tap
Speaker 1: into his mind, but we have to call him first.
Speaker 1: Sol Segment I know we're working on that technology till
Speaker 1: then they'll just do it the old fashioned way with
Speaker 1: a second date update. Get it done right after this, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on second, we're in the middle of
Speaker 1: your second date update with Carolyn, who, after being set
Speaker 1: up on a horrible date by her good friend, was
Speaker 1: relieved to match online with a great guy named Scott. Hot.
Speaker 1: Scott was good looking, he knew how to actually talk
Speaker 1: and ask questions, phenomenal kisser. And now we're in the
Speaker 1: middle of your second date update with Carolyn, who, after
Speaker 1: being set up on a terrible date by her good friend,
Speaker 1: was relieved to match online. Oh did I say the
Speaker 1: exact same thing twice in the same segment, the same
Speaker 1: appetizer twice without realizing it? And thought maybe her memory
Speaker 1: could have come into question, or maybe Scott would have
Speaker 1: thought that was weird, or maybe her passion for lettuce
Speaker 1: Raps is just that strong. That's what you should have
Speaker 1: said to him, Carolyn, Right, Yeah, that's so funny. I
Speaker 1: can't believe he hasn't called you back at all. No,
Speaker 1: I would just do you feel like maybe it was
Speaker 1: too good to be true? No, I'm being optimistic. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like that you're holding on to hold. I can't
Speaker 1: tell you how many people have come on the show
Speaker 1: and been like the date was too good. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: got to be a reason for this. Let's find out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him right now. Okay, okay, great, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hey is it Scott? It is who? Good questions, Scott?
Speaker 1: I heard that you were good at listening and asking
Speaker 1: questions right off there out of you manually. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: tell them who we are. Yeah, all right, we're broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Not as good as listening. We're
Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay, all right, I'm sorry, Um, I'm
Speaker 1: a little confused. We want to make you the star
Speaker 1: of this segment called second Date Update. Congratulations, Second date Update. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of those before? No? And honestly, I
Speaker 1: don't really have time. Okay, well, well we'll make we'll
Speaker 1: make it really fast. We'll make it really fast. Okay.
Speaker 1: So you went you went out recently with one of
Speaker 1: our listeners named Carolyn. She told us she had a
Speaker 1: great time at dinner with you, and then okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh okay, cutting me off there, that's that's a little
Speaker 1: bit rude. But you know what, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: the benefit of doubt because the time thing just sorry,
Speaker 1: this is just kind of super weird, h Scott. I mean,
Speaker 1: she just really liked you and you weren't calling her back,
Speaker 1: so she just wanted to know if she did something wrong. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she did tell us a little bit about your guys'
Speaker 1: night together, going to dinner and ordering a bunch of
Speaker 1: food and having a lot in common. Yeah, pretty vague,
Speaker 1: I know, but that's kind of what we knew. We
Speaker 1: had a good time. You know, we do have a
Speaker 1: lot of common. Okay. That was her review of the
Speaker 1: night too. Was a kiss at the end of the night. Lovely. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we made out a little bit. It felt really nice
Speaker 1: and things are going great. Well, it sounds good. I
Speaker 1: mean usually when we do these, though, there was something
Speaker 1: that was a little bit off, something wrong. Yep, there
Speaker 1: was to answer on all of this. You mean, like
Speaker 1: during the date there was something off. No, it's just
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing. It turned out that we had a
Speaker 1: little more in common than I would have liked to know.
Speaker 1: Um I, so we had a great time. We do
Speaker 1: have a great time. Okay. She's a wonderful girl. She
Speaker 1: was kind of naturally hilarious. She ordered the same rap
Speaker 1: twice without realizing it. Yeah, she told us that, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me have a bite. It was delicious. So I mean,
Speaker 1: and I totally get it, okay, but well, what's the
Speaker 1: part that weirded you out? So I got home and
Speaker 1: I was talking to my roommate about the date and
Speaker 1: I went great, and he's like, oh, yeah, show me
Speaker 1: this girl. So I bring a profile and I show him,
Speaker 1: and I mean it's like his eyes just went white,
Speaker 1: his saucers and I was like, wow, you know her?
Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, you knew her? No, you know,
Speaker 1: he didn't know her. It was kind of word I
Speaker 1: wish he had known her. But he was like, dude,
Speaker 1: do you not see it? Like she's your doppel banger
Speaker 1: and a doubel banger. Is that a doubelganger that you bang? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, what what is a doubel banger? And
Speaker 1: he was like, bro, she looks exactly like you, Like
Speaker 1: you'd be banging yourself if you did. I know, couples
Speaker 1: like that look like, yeah, you're telling me you're not
Speaker 1: attracted to yourself. So that's kind of what weird to
Speaker 1: be out first was that I put me in this
Speaker 1: self reflective mode, which was a little scary, but he
Speaker 1: was like, no, seriously, like put your your picture right
Speaker 1: next to hers. And I put him side by side
Speaker 1: in like a big stitchap and it was like a
Speaker 1: Twilight Zone episode. I was so freaked out. But she's
Speaker 1: so nice. I didn't know how to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: so you're my long lost twin, so I can't date you.
Speaker 1: But I've heard that it's just like evolution, like people
Speaker 1: want to be attracted to people who look like them
Speaker 1: simply because they want their babies to look like them,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's yeah, family's attracted. My husband does
Speaker 1: not look like me, but bro, if you think about it.
Speaker 1: She's also very big headed because she told us she
Speaker 1: thought you were hot. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: She's beautiful. Oh so you would make a lovely woman then, Scott.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been told that I have nice lashes.
Speaker 1: You can still make this work if you can get
Speaker 1: over the top. I don't know. It's one of those things.
Speaker 1: At first, I would be like, no, you're wrong, it's fine,
Speaker 1: we're gonna keep dating. But after seeing a side by
Speaker 1: side I cannot unsee it. It's like a psychological trip. Man.
Speaker 1: I'd sure you guys look alike. That's one obstacle. I'm
Speaker 1: curious if you guys sound alike and we can compare
Speaker 1: voices right now because she's on the other line wanting
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Hi, didn't me we're talking? Got
Speaker 1: some type of jokes like this is a joke. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't get it. It's not. I'm sorry. Look
Speaker 1: if you don't believe me, Like, are you seriously take
Speaker 1: our pictures and put him right next to each other? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Uh, here's the thing. I have friends that
Speaker 1: have that look alike and you've put in a picture
Speaker 1: and they look like, well, well you're actually in life,
Speaker 1: they don't look alike because they're no these their animation,
Speaker 1: the way they talk, it's so different. And so I
Speaker 1: don't understand. I know, I know that once like maybe
Speaker 1: given another chance and see and then maybe if we
Speaker 1: can't get past it. But I think when we're with
Speaker 1: each other in person, you'll see that the way that
Speaker 1: we act it's different. I mean, well, you have good chemistry.
Speaker 1: What are you really worried about, Scott? Like, what's the
Speaker 1: worst thing that could possibly happen. If you go out
Speaker 1: with Carolyn, people are gonna think that I'm making out
Speaker 1: my sister like we'll be in the part. Now. That
Speaker 1: might be a treat for some people, though I don't
Speaker 1: think of only the people that aren't going to like.
Speaker 1: I think of people that will like. It depends on
Speaker 1: what area of the country you're in. Scott All you
Speaker 1: have to do, listen, all you have to do is
Speaker 1: change your hair color. Yeah, I mean, honestly, people always
Speaker 1: think my husband looks like Jeffrey, and they don't look
Speaker 1: anything alike when they're in person. Sometimes their pictures look similar,
Speaker 1: but if one of them were to dye their hair blod,
Speaker 1: nobody would know it's any different. You know. I think
Speaker 1: this is the first time we've ever asked a listener
Speaker 1: to change their hair color or on a date, just
Speaker 1: so that they could get another chance. Why stop there,
Speaker 1: Let's do cosmetic surgery too. How about lift. We've had
Speaker 1: a lot more people. Yeah, we have a plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: I guess sorry, you know, maybe maybe then. I just
Speaker 1: think it's a shame the way that's good chemistry, because
Speaker 1: you just don't meet people you connect with like that,
Speaker 1: and if you're willing to just let that go because
Speaker 1: of a perceived dopful bangers. Then maybe you're not the
Speaker 1: person I thought you were. That's a challenge. I hear
Speaker 1: a challenge right there. I am happy to continue our relationship,
Speaker 1: but like on a family level. Oh you've never heard
Speaker 1: that before on the show. What does that mean? I
Speaker 1: would love to continue our relationship and like its friends
Speaker 1: so that I could just bring you home to meet
Speaker 1: my parents because it will blow their minds. Want you
Speaker 1: to meet the parents on date two. That's gonna be
Speaker 1: a hard pass. So I'm just gonna say, I guess
Speaker 1: idunt a bullet, and you're not the first I thought
Speaker 1: you were. Like Scott, did you make a life decision
Speaker 1: and not tell it? Sounds like a sibling rivalry is happening.
Speaker 1: You're making it worse. Clearly, I'm not gonna come out
Speaker 1: on top on this, So I'm just gonna just scow out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Carolyn. That sucks. Yeah, thank you? Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: next time, don't call the radio stations and figure things out.
Speaker 1: But don't let your roommates dictates who you were out
Speaker 1: with based on a picture. Oh, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Is it too late to ask if you guys want
Speaker 1: to go out on a second date, we'll pay for it.
Speaker 1: Is that too late? Yea, yeah, rookie Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, people always tell me this show is an
Speaker 1: educational will say, you don't learn anything. What have we learned? Well,
Speaker 1: now we just learned a new word today, dopple bank.
Speaker 1: I could already apply it to a couple couples that
Speaker 1: I know. It's a thing that actually happens where people
Speaker 1: hook up with someone because they look like the other
Speaker 1: gendered version of yourself. Gendered version of yourself. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wonder where female Jose looks like and how much they talk.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't need two of you. But you know,
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny that he didn't realize it until
Speaker 1: his buddy told him. He didn't. He would never have
Speaker 1: noticed until somebody else pointed it out. Once you do,
Speaker 1: you can't get it out of your head. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: if you think about it, it actually is kind of
Speaker 1: good that his friend told him, because it's better to
Speaker 1: find out that now than later on down the road.
Speaker 1: Like as she's walking down the aisle and you're up
Speaker 1: on the all time, you're thinking, wait a second, if
Speaker 1: I walking towards myself in a dress and I look good. Well,
Speaker 1: I could still be a magical moment. Yeah he missed out. Well.
Speaker 1: Bottom line, it didn't work out, but it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: it can't work out for you. You can always email
Speaker 1: the show. We'll call that person who hasn't calling you back.
Speaker 1: You can hear all of our second eight podcasts too,
Speaker 1: up online wherever you get your podcast Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, I'm gonna spare you any terrible
Speaker 1: Irish accent, but I am going to let you know
Speaker 1: that with Saint Patty's Day coming up, you better be
Speaker 1: prepared with your corn beef and your potatoes. And those
Speaker 1: potatoes better be coming from Washington State. Did you know
Speaker 1: that Washington State potato farmers produced twenty three percent of
Speaker 1: all the potatoes grown in the US. And that information
Speaker 1: is coming from an Idaho girl. Washington yields more potatoes
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Speaker 1: your best Saint Patty's Day celebration ever by finding some
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Speaker 1: It's just Potatoes dot com. Kelsey from Centralia is back
Speaker 1: after she has gone oh and one against you, Brooke.
Speaker 1: She says, the last time she played, she knew all
Speaker 1: of the right answers, but she was way too nervous
Speaker 1: and her brain shut off in the middle of the game.
Speaker 1: Is that right, Kelsey? Yeah? Yeah, sorry, Well, we don't
Speaker 1: want you to be nervous. I want to help you relax.
Speaker 1: So can we get some soft, spiritual relaxing music for
Speaker 1: you here? Oh, Kelsey, I want you to take it
Speaker 1: easy right now. Throw all the cares and distresses that
Speaker 1: you have in your life away. Now, reach into your
Speaker 1: purse and take out your credit card. Wait, why read
Speaker 1: the numbers on that credit card, Hypnotiza, don't forget the
Speaker 1: CVV code and the explation this is. This is going
Speaker 1: to soothe you. Are you feeling soothe them? Super helpful?
Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's hear some numbers now, go ahead. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, if you don't want to relax the
Speaker 1: find rex anymore, stick with good Look, then we're gonna
Speaker 1: send Look out of the studio. And while that happens, Kelsey,
Speaker 1: you know at the game works, you got thirty seconds
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you can say pass but you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: outright to win. Are you ready? Yes? All right, deep breath,
Speaker 1: relax time starts now. Today is National Pig Day. True
Speaker 1: or false veal comes from a pig. False croissant translates
Speaker 1: to what shape In French? What manufacturer of dental care
Speaker 1: products claims to be the brand More dentists use name
Speaker 1: the constellation that's referred to as the Archer. Joe Exotic
Speaker 1: is best known for starring in what famous documentary Tiger Team?
Speaker 1: In Which city is South Beach, Florida? Located South Beach.
Speaker 1: She's going with exactly the thing I said. It's a
Speaker 1: bold strategy, Kelsey, and I like it. I can tell
Speaker 1: you're relaxed. Brooks gonna come back in the studio and
Speaker 1: I see, I'm my phone screener, Kelsey. I thought you
Speaker 1: were going to have a relaxing place to go on
Speaker 1: a trip, But you're not going on a trip. But
Speaker 1: you're saving for Disney. Yes, we're just waiting till next
Speaker 1: year because my son's only three this year, so we're
Speaker 1: a little bit badly have to wait a little bit longer.
Speaker 1: They can't go on anything. Well, my daughter's nine this year,
Speaker 1: so you have to that. I don't want to wait
Speaker 1: too long. Yea, With the amount of money that you
Speaker 1: have to save, it is probably gonna take you like
Speaker 1: fifteen years. He's thirty years old, and he finally gets
Speaker 1: to go, all right, Brook, your turn, You're ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Your time starts now. Today's National Pig Day.
Speaker 1: True or false veal comes from a pig. False croissant
Speaker 1: translates to what shape in French crescent? What manufacturer of
Speaker 1: dental care products claims to be the brand More dentists
Speaker 1: use name the constellation that's referred to as the Archer
Speaker 1: uh oh gosh. Orian Joe Exotic is best known for
Speaker 1: starring in what famous documentary series what is it called? Pass? Remember?
Speaker 1: I started the question, you don't think that witty South Beach,
Speaker 1: Florida located? South Beach is in Florida. Wow, question was
Speaker 1: a terrible South Beach. I didn't think we'd get worse
Speaker 1: than Kelsey's answer, mumbled through the question. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard and see what a train wreck this
Speaker 1: really was with Jose did it? Do you? Kelsey? Was
Speaker 1: your brain unclogged today? Were you relaxed? I would say, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got three correct. Oh that's pretty good. I think
Speaker 1: it's better than last time. And Brooke, it's Miami. It
Speaker 1: is Miamibody took me down. Kelsey, congratulations taken down, Brook,
Speaker 1: You look at that. I feel so much better. I
Speaker 1: got zero last time. Kelsey, let's go over the answers
Speaker 1: for everybody. It's National Pig Day. Veal comes from a pig.
Speaker 1: That's false. It comes from a cow. Croissant translates to
Speaker 1: crescent in French. You never knew that as a crescent
Speaker 1: shaped appear makes so much sense. The manufacture of dentic
Speaker 1: care products that claims to be the brand more dentists
Speaker 1: use is not Coalgate. It's oral b so clearly that
Speaker 1: slogan is not. Dennis probably know the constellation referred to
Speaker 1: as the Archer is Sagittarius because it's shaped like an archer.
Speaker 1: Joe Exotic, best known for starring in The Tiger can
Speaker 1: broke and the city that South Beach, Florida is located
Speaker 1: in play the tape back I said city, it would
Speaker 1: be in the city of Miami. So Kelsey, congratulations. Not
Speaker 1: only do you get one hundred dollars just you're playing,
Speaker 1: you also win fifty dollars gift card to the Riverwater
Speaker 1: Bar and Grill, which is your escape from the ordinary
Speaker 1: at the Nisqually Redwind Casino. Your vip here nice, awesome,
Speaker 1: Thank you, A little bit a little mad at Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play the tape back and we'll make it
Speaker 1: more mad. All right, Well, we'll play back. He did mumble,
Speaker 1: but he did say sitting all right, put the spiritual
Speaker 1: music back on. Many more, Brooke, pull your credit card out,
Speaker 1: pull him out a big wad of cash, and slided
Speaker 1: across the table to your good friend Jeffrey's hand. It
Speaker 1: always works. Thank you for playing, Kelsey. We'll be back
Speaker 1: to do win Brooks Bock same time tomorrow, Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.