Speaker 1: Don't you love podcasts? You can literally listen wherever you are.
Speaker 1: Someone loved us a review saying that they listen at
Speaker 1: the gym. So if that's you, right now, pick up
Speaker 1: the pace and one and two and and the shell
Speaker 1: is gonna start. Now, why am I sweating? We're finally
Speaker 1: done with February, and it was a crazy month for us.
Speaker 1: We had so many big things going on, Ashton's twenty
Speaker 1: eight day Taco Bell Challenge, the Big Show announcement with
Speaker 1: Jose and Alexis, Oh my god, yes, and then Brooke
Speaker 1: and her family protested the happiest place on Earth with
Speaker 1: their make Disneyland great again. I'm sure you did have
Speaker 1: a good time, but now March is staring us dead
Speaker 1: in the face. I hate this and we got nothing
Speaker 1: planned for this month until I came up with some
Speaker 1: possible great ideas. So put these options up on our
Speaker 1: Twitter at Brooken Jeffy, we need to do a pole.
Speaker 1: Which of these do you want to hear happen on
Speaker 1: the show for the next month. Option one, we can
Speaker 1: actually involve the listeners this time and play guess the
Speaker 1: secret word for a huge cash prize, and the secret
Speaker 1: word is potato. Told them. Damn it, crap, I ruined it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can't go with a new secret word. Potato is
Speaker 1: the only secret word. Yeah, okay, well we're not gonna
Speaker 1: do that. I guess let's go. Option two a brand
Speaker 1: new cooking show with Jose called Get Baked. I can't cook.
Speaker 1: I don't think it needs to be good cooking yether. Okay,
Speaker 1: as long as long as the baking happens first, everything
Speaker 1: tastes good. Option and yes, I'm looking at you, Ashton.
Speaker 1: On this one, we find a Taco Bell employee to
Speaker 1: eat your food for a whole month. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: the reverse Taco beout challenge. I like it if nothing
Speaker 1: else works. Number four go back to the tried and
Speaker 1: true radio games. Cell phone rodeo listener calls in, They
Speaker 1: put their phone in the dryer, turn it on for
Speaker 1: twenty seconds, and after if they're still connected, they win
Speaker 1: a French kiss from Brooks. Are allowed for this contest.
Speaker 1: Vote on Twitter at Brooke and Jeffy. Which one of
Speaker 1: them you want to hear in the next month? Could
Speaker 1: we not put the minor thing on the poor miners
Speaker 1: are allowed? Old are going to fold for the shot
Speaker 1: caller question of the day. Yeah, someone consistent thing that
Speaker 1: we can do on this show, Jake, give us a
Speaker 1: question that miners are allowed to do too well. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys know this, but this thing
Speaker 1: we do this show is heard by dozens of people
Speaker 1: every mornings, not even a baker's doesn't. Yeah, I swear
Speaker 1: I thought we were just doing this for fun. I
Speaker 1: had no idea people were hearing my voice. And it's
Speaker 1: probably good you didn't tell me, because I do not
Speaker 1: do well talking to lots of people at once. You
Speaker 1: have fans out there so bad, it's interested you applied
Speaker 1: for a radio job. Then yeah, the poles for Jeff,
Speaker 1: I think you're great. I'm not alone though, But because
Speaker 1: public speaking is one of the most common fears, and
Speaker 1: a new survey asked a thousand people to name something
Speaker 1: a person might worry about when speaking in front of
Speaker 1: a large group, I'll tell you number one was not
Speaker 1: being prepared. But you have to figure out the rest
Speaker 1: of the answers. In a game of unglued family feud,
Speaker 1: we'll start with the guy who avoids being nervous by
Speaker 1: picturing himself naked. Young Jeff. Jeff named something a person
Speaker 1: might worry about when speaking in front of a large group. Hmmm, well,
Speaker 1: there's nothing worse than giving a speech to a big
Speaker 1: group of people and looking out and realizing that you've
Speaker 1: hooked up with somebody in the audience. I went to
Speaker 1: a senior home once to speak on the dangers of skateboarding,
Speaker 1: and who do I see? Not one, but two Ethels
Speaker 1: that I know intimately. In fun fact, they weren't separate
Speaker 1: dates either. I was the meat in an Ethel sandwich.
Speaker 1: But how I know? JK liked me to keep these
Speaker 1: general I know Ethel sandwich probably, So I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with embarrassing yourself by speaking in front of somebody you
Speaker 1: already know. It's better to speak in front of strangers.
Speaker 1: They worried about knowing someone in the crowd. Ethel, You're
Speaker 1: welcome back, alexis lack of preparation. What's another thing that
Speaker 1: someone would worry about when speaking in front of a
Speaker 1: large group. I don't know if this is the same
Speaker 1: as lack of preparation. So high school, I had to
Speaker 1: give like our graduation speech, so you haven't like written
Speaker 1: down and stuff so you don't forget anything. And the
Speaker 1: last minute they came up and told me to like
Speaker 1: say something at the end that wasn't written down. I
Speaker 1: introduced someone, and then I couldn't remember who I was
Speaker 1: supposed to introduce after me, so I just announced like
Speaker 1: the people were coming up next. It was so bad
Speaker 1: to say you forget something, Jake, Yeah, forgetting something, Jose. Well,
Speaker 1: of course I relate this to stand of comedy, but
Speaker 1: the only times I ever got nervous was what if
Speaker 1: this isn't entertaining? Like what if it's not funny? About that?
Speaker 1: All the time? Like jokes that aren't gonna lay, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, even if you've been in
Speaker 1: a big corporate meeting before, they always try to weave
Speaker 1: in a joke or two. So it's not boring. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you have to like know your audience too far?
Speaker 1: Is it not far enough? I think I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go with not being entertaining enough. Not being entertaining they
Speaker 1: were bored for you. Of course, all of us have
Speaker 1: done so much pup look speaking. But one of the
Speaker 1: things that literally makes my heart just race when I'm
Speaker 1: on stage is seeing something or a name in a
Speaker 1: script that I don't know how to pronounce right, and
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to butcher it, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: oh God, and then you just go for it and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm gonna apologize to them later. So I'm
Speaker 1: saying mispronouncing a name or a word. This pronunciation. It's
Speaker 1: number three on Brook is safe. Let's go back to Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Something a person might worry about when speaking in front
Speaker 1: of a large group. Well, it's important whenever you're speaking
Speaker 1: in public that you want to look presentable. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is good. That's good. Like having something in your
Speaker 1: teeth or shirt or your hair is out of place. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like having a bad hair day. Yeah, that's a bad look.
Speaker 1: He was just with the ethels. Yeah, I didn't have
Speaker 1: time to comb it back into place. Give me a
Speaker 1: bad hair day, back a good air day. Number six
Speaker 1: on We Never Get It. Number six is right, Jake Spield.
Speaker 1: Let's go over to Alexis. I mean I do kind
Speaker 1: of the same thing. And like, if you're sweating, like swating,
Speaker 1: especially pitt stains, Oh the worst OUs sweating Alexis is
Speaker 1: gross pitts sweating all over the place, sweating through her shirt,
Speaker 1: making all gross in front of everyone. Everybody. Get the smell,
Speaker 1: specifically Alexis, that's number four. I ken't believe it to
Speaker 1: get one or two. Maybe because I are like immune
Speaker 1: to fear of public speakers, don't get embarrassed easily. I
Speaker 1: gave it number one, but let's go over the rest
Speaker 1: of the list. Actually, Jeff's not the best public speaker
Speaker 1: or private speaker. Your hair is great, though. Things people
Speaker 1: worry about when speaking front of large group. Number one,
Speaker 1: I told you being unprepared. Number two was stuttering, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: fumbling over your words. Brooke got number three. Mispronunciation. Alexis's
Speaker 1: Pitts got number four, which is sweating. Number five, I
Speaker 1: have the volume of your voice too loud or too quiet.
Speaker 1: Sometimes in a microphone you can't really Joe, I always
Speaker 1: had to do mic checked. And then I gave Jeff
Speaker 1: number six, which was your hair being bad. Looks like
Speaker 1: jose is going to be taking the shock this morning.
Speaker 1: And somebody wanted to hear et by Katy Perry. Kiss
Speaker 1: me Ki Ki, kiss me in fact me with your
Speaker 1: love and fill me with your poison. Take to take
Speaker 1: up famous. That's your shot. Color Question of the day
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning, Did you guys know
Speaker 1: daylight Savings Time starts up on March twelfth, and there's
Speaker 1: a chance will never fall back ever again. And I
Speaker 1: can't get up I like it or not. I mean,
Speaker 1: but the Sunshine Protection Act could become official this year
Speaker 1: to make Daylight Savings Time permanent open in the winter.
Speaker 1: It's going to be dark in the morning for so
Speaker 1: long because of this, It's gonna be worse. It matches
Speaker 1: the darkness inside of all of our souls. It's perfect.
Speaker 1: What else is going on during March, well, March twelfth,
Speaker 1: the oscars, But I can't believe it's been a whole
Speaker 1: year since the slap heard round the world, so weird.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Yeah, it is weird. That wasn't
Speaker 1: three years ago. You sure it's just last year? And
Speaker 1: what else should you put on your calendars for the month?
Speaker 1: March Madness starts March fourteen. St Patrick's Day. Fourteenth is
Speaker 1: not Saint Patrick's Day. Saint Patrick's Day is the seventeenth,
Speaker 1: which Brook clearly is started pregaming four already. In movies.
Speaker 1: Creed three opens today. Did you see that interview with
Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan where he's on the red carpet and
Speaker 1: he actually runs into one of his old high school bullies.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, she's like a reporter for an entertainment place.
Speaker 1: Giveaway spoilers for it broke. Scream six is coming out
Speaker 1: on March tenth. I don't even know that they had six. Actually,
Speaker 1: wonder if that's going to be good. And TV The
Speaker 1: Voice returns for its two hundred and fifty sixth season
Speaker 1: on Monday, where Kelly Clarkson tells every contestant, you have
Speaker 1: so much potential. I'm so proud of you. Plus, Ted
Speaker 1: Lasso is coming back on the fifteenth, so get ready
Speaker 1: for one or two light chuckles per episode, but still
Speaker 1: somehow feel weirdly good about it. Yeah, that is so accurate,
Speaker 1: so accurate. Oh yeah, and my mom's birthday on the
Speaker 1: twenty eighth, twenty ninth month. To figure it out, it's
Speaker 1: the twenty something if happy birthday. I said it on
Speaker 1: the radio, so that counts as my present. The best
Speaker 1: son ever. Laser Shore is coming up next. It's the
Speaker 1: radio segment that's sponsored by Lavatory Oasis, reminding you it's
Speaker 1: okay to take a two in nature. Just ask Brook.
Speaker 1: You've got to bury it and be at least I
Speaker 1: think a hundred yards from any freshwater, and hopefully that
Speaker 1: leaf isn't poison Ivy White responsibly with Laser Stories, the
Speaker 1: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 1: just like everyone else does. Accept we have a laser.
Speaker 1: Those other dump stumps just dump this first Laser Stories
Speaker 1: out of Ohio, twenty five year old man named Buster
Speaker 1: Thompson wanted to help his buddy Frankie, and the two
Speaker 1: friends were up to no good. And we know that because,
Speaker 1: according to the police report, Frankie had asked Buster if
Speaker 1: he'd drive the getaway car so he could steal from
Speaker 1: a giant Eagle supermarket. Wow, the dames like they're up
Speaker 1: to no sound like BFFs, and the two friends might
Speaker 1: have gotten away with it, but Buster made a questionable decision.
Speaker 1: Once frank He was inside, he thought he'd have enough
Speaker 1: time to take the car next store to get a
Speaker 1: car wash. Unfortunately for him, there was a malfunction with
Speaker 1: the sprayers and his car was stuck on the track,
Speaker 1: So when Frankie got outside with five hundred dollars worth
Speaker 1: of merchandise, he had to frustratingly push the cart full
Speaker 1: of stuff all the way over to the car wash.
Speaker 1: No he mustn't just been freaking out the second that
Speaker 1: he stepped outside of the store, like, where are you, dude?
Speaker 1: I'd be annoyed even if it wasn't my getaway car shopping,
Speaker 1: But once everything was finally loaded inside the car still
Speaker 1: wouldn't budge. Yeah, just sitting there. And in the meantime,
Speaker 1: the store had called the cops and they nabbed the
Speaker 1: guys while they were still at the wash. Frankie was
Speaker 1: charged with theft and Buster was arrested on an outstanding warrant.
Speaker 1: As for the report, I know you're one ding. It's
Speaker 1: unclear if the car ever got washed. Keep you updated
Speaker 1: on that. This next laser story is out of Travel
Speaker 1: City headquarters. A YouTuber went viral recently for asking a
Speaker 1: hotel in Dublin, Ireland if she could stay for free
Speaker 1: in exchange for posts. I thought we've gotten over this trend. Well,
Speaker 1: this wasn't that extraordinary. The hotel's reply to it was
Speaker 1: this quote, if I let you stay here in return
Speaker 1: for a feature in your video, who's going to pay
Speaker 1: the staff who look after you. Who's gonna pay the
Speaker 1: housekeepers who clean your room, the waiters who serve you breakfast,
Speaker 1: The receptionist who checks you in. Maybe I should just
Speaker 1: tell them my staff they'll be featuring in your video
Speaker 1: in lieu of receiving payment for work carried out while
Speaker 1: you're in residence delivered. The hotel then posted a notice
Speaker 1: on their Facebook that said all bloggers banned from our business.
Speaker 1: Not having it and the YouTube was shocked at that response.
Speaker 1: After a few weeks, they thought the drama was over,
Speaker 1: but apparently the hotel wasn't ready to let it go
Speaker 1: because even though she never stayed at their place, they're
Speaker 1: still charging her for all the publicity she received. That
Speaker 1: cost seven point three million dollars. That's so dull, and
Speaker 1: you didn't even get room service. The hotel says it's
Speaker 1: more than fair because her story got featured in one
Speaker 1: hundred and fourteen articles across twenty countries and now on
Speaker 1: This Morning Show too, with the potential reach of over
Speaker 1: four hundred and fifty million people. So they want to
Speaker 1: be compensated for that, plus the thirteen that listened to us.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. They also note that payment must be made
Speaker 1: with actual money and mentions videos will not qualify as payment.
Speaker 1: Dang pete, yeah yeah. This next laser stories out of
Speaker 1: social Media Central. Here's every twelve year olds lead favorite
Speaker 1: story of the week. TikTok just announced they're going to
Speaker 1: start limiting kids to one hour of viewing per day.
Speaker 1: O my brothers twelve, he's gonna lose it. I think
Speaker 1: it's great. Yeah, I actually need the limit myself. If
Speaker 1: they could limit me, that would be helpful. They're rolling
Speaker 1: it out over the next few weeks, so anyone under
Speaker 1: eighteen cannot mindlessly scroll through videos from more than sixty
Speaker 1: minutes anymore. Wow, that's how they do it in China. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: and there's so many studies, like there is literally thousands
Speaker 1: of studies saying that it's destroying the use. Absolutely. After
Speaker 1: the first hour, kids twelve and under won't be able
Speaker 1: to keep using it unless a parent or guardian punches
Speaker 1: in a code to extend the viewing by more than
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. And then the parents will put the code in.
Speaker 1: And we're in the same situation my kids, Like I said,
Speaker 1: they're not getting on till they're twenty two. Your kids
Speaker 1: don't even have TV I think five their sticks children.
Speaker 1: Kids thirteen and up can enter their own code, but
Speaker 1: they'll still get the alerts, so they have to act
Speaker 1: actively choose to keep on scrolling, and that's not really
Speaker 1: a restriction. Then yeah, but it's still annoying. I guess
Speaker 1: it'll become the default for all under eighteen accounts, not
Speaker 1: for them. Just new ones may help, But yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that something solid. Man. But if you're wondering why
Speaker 1: is this happening, TikTok says they're doing it because they care.
Speaker 1: I mean they do. I can you imagine how much
Speaker 1: like advertising dollars that lose by doing this. They might
Speaker 1: really just be doing it to get the FEDS off
Speaker 1: their back. Officials in North America they've been talking about
Speaker 1: banning the app completely because it is a Chinese company
Speaker 1: and they're worried China's using it to spy on us,
Speaker 1: to steal our information, or maybe even feed kids endless
Speaker 1: dance videos to dumb them down. Too late for that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of word World. Dictionary
Speaker 1: dot Com just added three hundred and thirteen new words,
Speaker 1: including a bunch of slang terms you might not be
Speaker 1: familiar with. That includes two new ones that involve cake.
Speaker 1: Give me some more for cake. Here's the most interesting
Speaker 1: ones voted on by adults across the country. Number six cakeage.
Speaker 1: What's cage is that it's a fee charged by a
Speaker 1: restaurant for bringing your own cake. It's like a corkage
Speaker 1: fee for wine cake instead. I hate those fees. Number
Speaker 1: five cakeism racist against kate. That comes from the term
Speaker 1: having your cake and eating it too. Oh, it's the
Speaker 1: false belief that one can enjoy the benefits of two
Speaker 1: choices at once. Number four nearly wed. It's a person
Speaker 1: who lives with someone in a life partnership, sometimes where
Speaker 1: they're engaged with no planned wedding deal. O. That's kind
Speaker 1: of good, nearly wed friends. Number three rage farming. That's
Speaker 1: provoking people by posting inflammatory political posts online hoping to
Speaker 1: get angry response system. They can go. People are so
Speaker 1: easily triggered planting that See number two clifi. That's short
Speaker 1: for climate fiction. Any sort of sci fi like movie
Speaker 1: where climate change is a major part of the story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's sci fi. Yeah. And finally, the number one
Speaker 1: new word that made the Dictionary this year is pet
Speaker 1: fluent sir, Oh, you know exactly what that is. That
Speaker 1: follows so many pets online. A person who gains a
Speaker 1: large following on social media by posting a lot of
Speaker 1: entertaining images or videos of their pet ye. I guess
Speaker 1: technically we're pet fluidcer posting this video of a turtle
Speaker 1: getting this caked job. That sound means laser stories has
Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. Let's do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Monday, Broken Jeffrey in the morning. What's
Speaker 1: true and what's just a myth? I like that sometimes
Speaker 1: it's hard to know, Like when they told me you
Speaker 1: can charge your iPhone by putting it in the microwave?
Speaker 1: What tried it? Nope, turns out shouldn't have listened to
Speaker 1: my mom on that one. Last week we had to
Speaker 1: convince Alexis that The Titanic wasn't just a movie, that
Speaker 1: it really happened in real life. Surety, sure remember the
Speaker 1: rumor that mister Rogers was actually a highly trained military sniper.
Speaker 1: What I want that to be true? Gail. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful day in the neighbor. That's why he
Speaker 1: had to change his shoes for the blood neighbor. So
Speaker 1: what's the lesson here other than to only watch mister
Speaker 1: Rogers with one eye opened from now on. It's that
Speaker 1: people can be really, really gullible, which is why a
Speaker 1: brand new list just came out of the dumbest common
Speaker 1: myths that a lot of us still believe or true.
Speaker 1: I believe number eight up until last year when Jose
Speaker 1: he debunked it for me. What Yeah, okay, Jose was
Speaker 1: something that I didn't know. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: debunk means. You're gonna hear him coming up at seven ten.
Speaker 1: Good news. Remember that piece of gum he swallowed seven
Speaker 1: years ago. Yeah, well, it's finally been enough time that
Speaker 1: it's passed through your digestive system. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: take a tuozy today. I mean, I think that's a
Speaker 1: wive's tale, but okay, it's just a tall tale. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not actually true. Ail literally will pass it, just like
Speaker 1: all of the foods. You're not alone in Jose. A
Speaker 1: lot of people believe that one is true. Was totally true.
Speaker 1: That's why a recent survey found the top ten dumbest
Speaker 1: myths that a lot of people actually believe. We're starting
Speaker 1: off strong, Jeffrey. We're gonna find out how stupid the
Speaker 1: people in this room are when we go over him.
Speaker 1: Let's get right into these Number ten. There's a big
Speaker 1: dramatic reading of a person's will with everyone in the
Speaker 1: family sat together in one room. Okay, that doesn't actually happen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, State lawyers say that may have happened like
Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty years ago, but in reality now
Speaker 1: they just mail everyone a copy if they want to
Speaker 1: see the will. So that's how the wealthy people do it.
Speaker 1: I've never gotten any inheritance. My whole family's alive, so okay,
Speaker 1: should be a brass someday for the trust. Sometimes Number
Speaker 1: nine Black Belts have to register their fists as weapons. Why.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a joke, but some people think
Speaker 1: that's real. It's kind of funny. Okay, this one, I'll say.
Speaker 1: I believe number eight MSG is worse for you than
Speaker 1: table salt. I know it's totally because there was the
Speaker 1: whole thing where like all of like the Chinese restaurants
Speaker 1: had to suddenly announced that they weren't going to use
Speaker 1: MSG anymore, and I thought it was dangerous. It's so
Speaker 1: good one doctor review and they linked it to disease
Speaker 1: or sh and it's not at all. It's not. It
Speaker 1: has pretty less sodium in it than regular salt does,
Speaker 1: but like just as much flavor and research or say
Speaker 1: it can actually help you diet more easily. Give me that,
Speaker 1: just spoonfuls of it, don't even need to put it on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Number seven, if you drop a penny off of a skyscraper,
Speaker 1: it'll eventually fall fast enough to kill someone. This is true.
Speaker 1: This is true. It's not true in reality. Think about it.
Speaker 1: It hits terminal velocity. It maxes out at thirty miles
Speaker 1: per hour. Because it's so tiny, they say, if it
Speaker 1: hits someone, it would just feel like being flicked in
Speaker 1: the forehead. Oh oh, why dude here on the fifth floor,
Speaker 1: do is there anywhere we could throw some pennies off?
Speaker 1: Just I mean the number six. Human only use ten
Speaker 1: percent of their brain. It's kind of like saying we
Speaker 1: only use thirty percent of a traffic light. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just not It just doesn't make sense. You use all
Speaker 1: your brain. Yeah yeah, yeah, just at different times and
Speaker 1: for different things, right strong, Yeah, we're talking about the
Speaker 1: dumbest myths that some people actually believe are true to
Speaker 1: this day. Number five. At nighttime, flashing your headlights to
Speaker 1: alert another car that their lights are off is part
Speaker 1: of a gang initiation. Oh, my husband is always concerned.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, we're not gonna get shot. I'm just
Speaker 1: telling these people their brights are on, dude. Well, not
Speaker 1: in the wealthy parts of town, I'm sorry, where I
Speaker 1: grew up with no wealthy. And it's also used to
Speaker 1: warn people that there's a cop behind you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I never heard that one. Oh really, Yeah, that's in
Speaker 1: the wealthy neighborhoods where you wouldn't know that I've an
Speaker 1: in with the cops. Number four lie detectors actually to
Speaker 1: tell act lies. Oh, they just detect heart rate. What
Speaker 1: they actually do is record your stress responses. That show
Speaker 1: that if a person is anxious when they're at answering
Speaker 1: the questions, and that might hint that they may be lying.
Speaker 1: So I did a lie detect your test once? Did
Speaker 1: you pass? Pass? It was like a show. It was
Speaker 1: a show stop. But the whole thing makes you super nervous,
Speaker 1: Like the guy is super serious and I'm just answering
Speaker 1: stupid questions for a radio show. I can't imagine because
Speaker 1: in my head, I'm like, am I going to sound
Speaker 1: like I'm lying? Because I'm not lying, I'm telling Number
Speaker 1: three Eating carrots helps you see better in the dark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: isn't beta carrotein good for vision? Though? They say, no, general,
Speaker 1: not really Okay, well all the time, it's sad. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: throw the carrots away, no wonder, I've never been able
Speaker 1: to get rid of these glasses. Keeps getting worse. Number two,
Speaker 1: shaving makes your hair grow back thicker than that is true,
Speaker 1: though I swear it is. They say it's not true.
Speaker 1: How would your hair become thicker? Because even like your
Speaker 1: hair when you get a haircut, your hairstylist will cut
Speaker 1: your hair a little bit because they say it helps
Speaker 1: it grow back. I think for women it just happens
Speaker 1: when you're young, Like you shave your legs because you
Speaker 1: have like peach fuzz on there, and then eventually like
Speaker 1: real pubidy hits and you get real leg hair. I mean,
Speaker 1: kill cutting it. It It kept getting thicker and thicker and thicker.
Speaker 1: I guess what women's armpits would look like. Ye faster,
Speaker 1: I guess a lot of people believe that one. And finally,
Speaker 1: the number one myth that people believed was true, it
Speaker 1: turns out it's not that you eat X number of
Speaker 1: spiders while you sleep every year. Yeah, you don't think
Speaker 1: that they crawl in your mouth. They're saying it doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: They say, truth is that probably never happens. For a
Speaker 1: sleeping person to swallow just one live spider would require
Speaker 1: so many unlikely circumstances to go just perfectly right. I'm
Speaker 1: dreaming about food. Most people grind their teeth, you're just
Speaker 1: oh no, I'm chomping out. I do all of it.
Speaker 1: Those are the dumbest myths debumped. Phone taps coming up
Speaker 1: right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook
Speaker 1: recently chaperoned her very first school field trip for her
Speaker 1: many Yeah, so she knows the potential dangers of what
Speaker 1: could go wrong once kids are out and about. And
Speaker 1: that's what happens today when we call one mom who
Speaker 1: at the very last minute couldn't make her chaperoning duties.
Speaker 1: So one of the other parents wanted to prank her,
Speaker 1: and we did that by having jose pose as the
Speaker 1: substitute teacher who was in charge of leading the trip.
Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. Another tap Mornings on
Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name is mister Theo from
Speaker 1: Short Elementary. I'm subbing for Miss Winners class. Oh hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to call. I have a pleasure of
Speaker 1: taking your son Colton on the school field trip today.
Speaker 1: Oh good? Is everything? Okay, Everything's great. He's actually back
Speaker 1: at recess right now. But I did need to tell
Speaker 1: you he's probably going to have some interesting conversations with
Speaker 1: you later on when he gets home. What do you mean. Well,
Speaker 1: as you know, miss was called in sick and they
Speaker 1: were scheduled to go to the zoo to check out
Speaker 1: the outl exhibit. So I was in charge all of
Speaker 1: a sudden because she was ill, and I got I
Speaker 1: would say a little confused, and I accidentally took the
Speaker 1: children to Hooters. Yeah, my mistake. I'd actually never been
Speaker 1: to a Hooters before. I'd never heard of it, so
Speaker 1: I thought it was an owl sanctuary. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: You can see the confusion. I mean, it's owls Hooters,
Speaker 1: you know, hoot hoot? You took my son to Hooters? Correct,
Speaker 1: and a lot of other kids. How could this even happen?
Speaker 1: You're a teacher, you should know better. I will say,
Speaker 1: the whole experience actually turned out much better than I expected.
Speaker 1: Please tell me you turned around and less well once
Speaker 1: I opened the door, I'd say ninety nine percent of
Speaker 1: me agreed. I said we need to leave right now.
Speaker 1: This isn't right. But but that one percent of me
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, the kids could really learn
Speaker 1: a lot from here. You know, I also didn't want
Speaker 1: them to ruin their field trip day. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? So you actually went in something like I said,
Speaker 1: it was educational and very informant. What are you seeing?
Speaker 1: A bunch of women dressed in skimpy clothing is not
Speaker 1: an educational experience. I think you've got it all wrong.
Speaker 1: Our server, Destiny taught all of the children how to
Speaker 1: get bigger tips if they ever end up in the
Speaker 1: service industry. Bigger tips, tips, you know, tips? What did
Speaker 1: you think? I said? I cannot believe I am having
Speaker 1: this conversation with sure a substitute teacher. I just want
Speaker 1: to remind you that not the regular normal teacher. I
Speaker 1: don't care. You're an adult. You should know better than
Speaker 1: to bring kids there. Noted now I get it, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. But look, the reason I'm calling you is
Speaker 1: there is a chance tonight, if you're serving him dinner,
Speaker 1: Colton may attempt to flirt with you. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he's not well. I just light compliments, maybe on your
Speaker 1: genes and how well they fit. Are you an idiot? No,
Speaker 1: I'm a substitute teacher. I understand your confusion. Do you
Speaker 1: realize what you're doing to these kids? They're little? What
Speaker 1: I'm doing is I'm trying to teach them valuable life skills, like,
Speaker 1: for examp ample, the tip difference between a beat cup
Speaker 1: and a sea cup could be up to fifty dollars
Speaker 1: a night. Did you know that I didn't help it?
Speaker 1: I mean, don't even get me started on D's, but
Speaker 1: I will tell you he did get to touch a
Speaker 1: Hooter what oh oh, no, no no, no, I mean an owl.
Speaker 1: We went back to the zoo after the wing eating contest.
Speaker 1: I've had enough of this. Can you give me your name?
Speaker 1: I'm calling the principle of the minute I hang up
Speaker 1: with you. You seem upset. Yeah, I'm guessing you'll feel
Speaker 1: better when Colton gives you the free Hooters T shirt.
Speaker 1: All the kids got extra small And that's not all.
Speaker 1: Each kid got a free prank phone call from the
Speaker 1: radio two. What what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1: My name's actually jose from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1: It's a prank. Oh my gosh, your friend Darcy set
Speaker 1: you up. She said to the school asked you to
Speaker 1: chaperon a field trip recently, but you had to decline,
Speaker 1: so she wanted to have some No, No, Carlton did
Speaker 1: not go to Hoot. Well, from what I know, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not even the substitute teacher. I'm just a stupid
Speaker 1: idiot on the radio. So I oh, oh, just like
Speaker 1: an owl. You have been the Hooters. No, I have
Speaker 1: never been. I'm never going a wake up every morning
Speaker 1: with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, If some rando walks up to
Speaker 1: you on the street and hands you a million dollar
Speaker 1: winning lottery ticket, no questions asked. Do you just take
Speaker 1: it and consider it your lucky day? Or you're a
Speaker 1: little bit skeptical, yeah, still taking thing is when something
Speaker 1: sounds too good to be true, we tend to question
Speaker 1: that thing. Yeah. Yeah, And that's exactly why one of
Speaker 1: our listeners needs our help. Because she met a wealthy,
Speaker 1: attractive man who gave her one of the best date
Speaker 1: nights ever, but when he asked her out a second time,
Speaker 1: a very specific request that's been setting off alarm bells
Speaker 1: in her mind. Now is she just being paranoid or
Speaker 1: is this dude hiding a huge secret. We're gonna try
Speaker 1: and find out in your brand new Second Date Update,
Speaker 1: Next Second Date Update. Friends, we have another mystery on
Speaker 1: our hands because normally when we do these calls, the
Speaker 1: other person has completely ghosted our listener and is avoiding
Speaker 1: any contact. Right, Well, that's not the case here. In
Speaker 1: this one. The guy has moved in with her and
Speaker 1: is paying her entire rent. What I'm kidding, They're not
Speaker 1: that close at all. But Megan, Megan, our listener, wants
Speaker 1: our help because the guy is asking her out. She's
Speaker 1: just not interested in the type of date that he
Speaker 1: has in mind. Interesting, she wants our help. Megan, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Hi, guys, how are you good. I'm
Speaker 1: really curious about this conundrum you're in. Yeah. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: so I met this guy online. We were chatting for
Speaker 1: several weeks. Okay, what's his name? His name is Finn
Speaker 1: Fin Okay, yeah, I don't know any Finn, so it
Speaker 1: was kind of drawn to him by a unique name,
Speaker 1: and then you know, we're getting to know each other over.
Speaker 1: Of course, there was several weeks chatting online and one
Speaker 1: of the things he mentioned was that he had younger
Speaker 1: sisters and that he's protective over them. So I felt like,
Speaker 1: this is a guy that knows how to be a
Speaker 1: respectable woman. But he's an older brother, so it's still questionable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the younger brother always because he's been beaten
Speaker 1: down the older brother. It's really a cup shooting exactly
Speaker 1: or he who or he could just be a jerk
Speaker 1: to him, I mean, who knows? Right, Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: notified that maybe he has that, like more of that
Speaker 1: alpha big brother presence. I'm attracted to that. Okay, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So anyways, first date, he actually invited me over to
Speaker 1: his house, which is not something typically you do with
Speaker 1: somebody that you've met online. Right, well, what men do?
Speaker 1: But alpha men? You're right over. It's actually a den.
Speaker 1: I believe they call it a den. So you felt
Speaker 1: comfortable doing that? You felt okay with it? I did?
Speaker 1: I did so. I felt like I got to know
Speaker 1: him well, you know, well enough online that I felt
Speaker 1: fairly comfortable going over. It was interesting, you know, he
Speaker 1: gave me an address to go meet him, and I
Speaker 1: I'm driving into the Neighborhood's a really beautiful neighborhood. Full
Speaker 1: up to the house, and I wasn't really sure, like,
Speaker 1: am I as the right destination? Um, A beautiful house
Speaker 1: as a house, it's not an apartment, huh No, it
Speaker 1: was like a huge It was like I guess it
Speaker 1: could be considered a mansion. WHOA, Okay, Like it was
Speaker 1: a serious house. I mean, it turns out that his
Speaker 1: family is very well off and like they parents allowed
Speaker 1: him to rent the house from them. House we use
Speaker 1: and I'm sure in quotes right meet me in the
Speaker 1: West Way. Yeah, well if you get if you get
Speaker 1: to reap the benefits of that, then go for it.
Speaker 1: I said. I mean it was awesome. So you're you're
Speaker 1: impressed walking up to the door. Yeah, I mean he
Speaker 1: had a whole game room and there's like a billiard table,
Speaker 1: like a shovel board. We played all these things. There
Speaker 1: was a bar, like a full stock bar with beer
Speaker 1: on tap in it. What was he like, like, it's
Speaker 1: great that he's rich, but what was your vibe with him? No,
Speaker 1: one honestly cares. Do you take cover boards between all
Speaker 1: the rooms? You guys got along? Yeah, you casual. He
Speaker 1: wasn't like stuck up for snobby about it. He's like
Speaker 1: I'll let me show you around. And that's what was
Speaker 1: the most romantic part of the night. That's what Brooke
Speaker 1: wants to know. Yeah, sure, I would take dinner. Um,
Speaker 1: he ordered in from a really really nice stick hat.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you order deliveryman, steakhouse, Tom yawns and lobster tail.
Speaker 1: But he had set it up and outdoor patto and
Speaker 1: he laid out the table and everything and they had
Speaker 1: like a beautiful view. So that was like the most
Speaker 1: romantic part of it. That's better. It sounds lazy. He
Speaker 1: wouldn't take you to a steakhouse, but that's pretty nice. Like,
Speaker 1: and this man wants to go out with you again,
Speaker 1: why are you talking to us? This sounds amazing. Well,
Speaker 1: so after I left him, we had a great time.
Speaker 1: He invited me over again for a second date. But awesome.
Speaker 1: I have actually suggested us going out somewhere and like
Speaker 1: having fun and you know, maybe dancing a little bit.
Speaker 1: But he was literally adamant about going back to his house.
Speaker 1: Is it like sending you red flags? And he's like
Speaker 1: trying to keep things secret or something like famous where
Speaker 1: he like literally's like I don't want to I was
Speaker 1: getting married, but yeah, not famous enough, you don't want
Speaker 1: to hang out back at his house. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not the I've minded, but it just seems weird that
Speaker 1: he was here. I mean just his tone. He was
Speaker 1: very specific about just staying in at his place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a good sign. Well, maybe he has a second
Speaker 1: parents house that he wants to show you that's even
Speaker 1: better than the first. That's true. Oh man, are you
Speaker 1: worried that it's like too good to be true? Well,
Speaker 1: I can't tall like hiding me or if he's trying
Speaker 1: to just get my pants and he just wants to
Speaker 1: get there quicker. I have no idea why. Alexis will
Speaker 1: tell you that's not the worst thing in the world. Yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: So even though he is reaching out and asking for
Speaker 1: a date, you want a different type of date out
Speaker 1: in public. Yeah, I want like a social date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And honestly, you just want to find out why why
Speaker 1: he's so adamant about the house. We have a mystery
Speaker 1: and we're putting on our Sherlock Holmes costumes as we speak.
Speaker 1: I'm a detective attire is coming out, and then when
Speaker 1: we come back, we're going to try and get you
Speaker 1: your second date date Right after this date. We're on
Speaker 1: the phone with one of our listeners named Megan, who
Speaker 1: went out on an interesting first date with a guy
Speaker 1: named Finn. And Megan, there's something that you mentioned when
Speaker 1: you wrote your email to us that you didn't talk
Speaker 1: about in the first part. What's that? Because you said
Speaker 1: that you had your first date at his place, which
Speaker 1: turned out to be this really big mansion that his
Speaker 1: parents owned. Ye got steak dinner ordered in. But in
Speaker 1: your email you said that Finn cut your steak for you.
Speaker 1: Is that Is that a sweet thing or is that
Speaker 1: a thing? I think it depends if you ask. I
Speaker 1: hate cutting, mind. That's probably because you order it super
Speaker 1: well done. You have to use a chainsaw to get
Speaker 1: into it. Why would you do? What was your read
Speaker 1: on that, Megan? I mean at the moment, like, I
Speaker 1: thought it was kind of sneering because the food had
Speaker 1: actually delivered with pastake, flatwear. He took out actual like
Speaker 1: steak dive, so I thought he was doing it to
Speaker 1: be like courtious a knife and serving it. Okay, he
Speaker 1: was like, here comes the airplane. Really Also, I would
Speaker 1: love Jose just supposed to be a giant man child.
Speaker 1: I really just did take care of a girl, But
Speaker 1: did your mind change about it? It It sounds like you
Speaker 1: were going to say, but I mean, like when you
Speaker 1: say it out loud, yeah, it sounds like kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: But in the moment, it wasn't that way. If it
Speaker 1: felt fine in the in the time. In retrospect, right,
Speaker 1: probably should have just handed the knife to you and
Speaker 1: let you cut it. Well, I think Alex is right.
Speaker 1: You ask like some girls like Brook or like you,
Speaker 1: I can cut my own steak man. It's just I'm
Speaker 1: not a child. I want my whole meal. But I
Speaker 1: love it. I feel like it could have been a
Speaker 1: chivalrous move. And let's call this chivalrous man and find
Speaker 1: out for sure. Because the weird part is he is
Speaker 1: asking her out. He's just not willing to go away
Speaker 1: from his house. He wants to keep it kind of secret.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be This is gonna be a weird call.
Speaker 1: Can I have a phone number for you? Jeff? You
Speaker 1: know what? You don't ask? I thought you just didn't?
Speaker 1: You go ahead and die the know you ask? That's
Speaker 1: what I was saying. That was really sweet. Host dial
Speaker 1: the numbers for me, and we're gonna call Finn and
Speaker 1: talk to him. Here we got hello. Hey is this Finn? Yes?
Speaker 1: Who speaking? Hey? So sorry? I hope this isn't a
Speaker 1: bad time. Um, you're on the radio right now. Is
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Um, excuse me? Who
Speaker 1: is this? We're a morning radio show. It's called Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. We're doing a segment called a second Date Update.
Speaker 1: We're reaching out for one of our listeners who you
Speaker 1: went out with the other Well, I guess not didn't
Speaker 1: go out with, you, stayed in with at your house.
Speaker 1: You guys had a date. Her name was Megan. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand. Why is she reaching out
Speaker 1: to you? Why are you calling me? Well, apparently there's
Speaker 1: a little bit of a miscommunication because you are asking
Speaker 1: her out on another date. You just don't want to go,
Speaker 1: like out out in public with her. Yeah, that's just
Speaker 1: sending up some weird vibes. Maybe there is there like
Speaker 1: a reason. No, it's just um, I'm just trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, get to know her more. That's all, okay?
Speaker 1: And why why your house? Every time we heard your
Speaker 1: house is beautiful? I mean yeah, dude, no, yeah, it's great,
Speaker 1: it's a great. Yeah, it's a great. Place. So you
Speaker 1: know what's the problem, right, Well, it just seems counterintuitive
Speaker 1: because normally people want to get to know someone before
Speaker 1: they invite him over, but you want to get to
Speaker 1: know her before you go out in public. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we've starked for a long time online. We really got
Speaker 1: to know each other. Yeah, that's good. She mentioned that,
Speaker 1: and and she said she really likes you. But one
Speaker 1: of one of the theories that has been circulating around
Speaker 1: here is that maybe you're trying to hide her. That
Speaker 1: you don't hide her. No, you don't want anybody to
Speaker 1: see that you're out with her. No, not at all.
Speaker 1: That's good to hear. Okay to a picture of you
Speaker 1: two right now? Great, that's kind. You said. She's great? Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I mean she's beautiful. What's the problem. Why won't you
Speaker 1: take her out? Like that's what she would really like? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I are you like you sound sound like
Speaker 1: something is there? You know what's going on? You just
Speaker 1: don't want to tell her? Are you married or something?
Speaker 1: Is that? What knows? What is it? Then? Look at
Speaker 1: we're assuming the worst of you. Just if it's something
Speaker 1: that's simple, just clear it up. It's well, it's not simple,
Speaker 1: but it's just stupid. It's stupid, and I just that's great.
Speaker 1: We love stupid. Yeah, we're experts and stupid on this show.
Speaker 1: I'm so stupid, Broy To make it feel comfortable, No,
Speaker 1: I've just tru well, essentially, essentially for the next six months,
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to leave the house. Rules from your parents.
Speaker 1: Why is it? Why we think it's I'm under house arrest.
Speaker 1: That's what I figured. Okay, what did you do? Is
Speaker 1: there for something really bad or just like kind of
Speaker 1: in jail? Right, it's stupid what you're doing. I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I could say this though you're aren't
Speaker 1: even sentenced. You take it more house arrest for just
Speaker 1: telling people what happened. True. Basically, me and my buddies
Speaker 1: we got together to pretend like we were the village people.
Speaker 1: I work in TV and film, and so I had
Speaker 1: a police uniform and my buddy has a construction worker uniform.
Speaker 1: We all got together. We pretended like we were the
Speaker 1: village people to play at this casino. So we show
Speaker 1: up and they're like, uh, no, you're not the village people. Right.
Speaker 1: People are super old. I don't know, probably least one
Speaker 1: of them. So let me see if I understand what
Speaker 1: you're saying, you and your friends impersonated a famous band
Speaker 1: to get money from a casino and you got caught. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, so what is that. That's like defrauding
Speaker 1: a company. Yeah, that's it. It doesn't matter what the
Speaker 1: charges are really, because I'm on house arrest and I
Speaker 1: can't go anywhere. Okay, she was gonna notice if you
Speaker 1: ever got intimate, because that is well, ye can't hide
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, here's the good news. I know you
Speaker 1: didn't want to come out with the truth to Megan,
Speaker 1: but you kind of did. Yeah. I didn't tell you
Speaker 1: this before. She's on the other line listening. What surprised Hi? Hi, Megan.
Speaker 1: I mean I wasn't really expecting. That's a reason why
Speaker 1: we couldn't go out. If I'm relieved that you're not
Speaker 1: married or have a girlfriend or are you? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like, it's so stupid. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want that to be our first thing that we're
Speaker 1: talking about it. I'm just like, oh God, how do
Speaker 1: I do this? Yeah? I mean, Megan, no, you've you've
Speaker 1: heard the real reason that he's not calling you back
Speaker 1: because he's a secret village people, impersonator who defrauds casinos.
Speaker 1: Is that a turn off to you? Or is that
Speaker 1: a turn on? I mean, I guess, just going back
Speaker 1: to our first day, I don't know why you didn't
Speaker 1: just tell me, Well, it's not exactly something you lead
Speaker 1: off with. You know, hey, by the way, you know
Speaker 1: I'm a criminal. I'm currently under house arrest. I mean,
Speaker 1: like with the second date, like you're inviting me back, right,
Speaker 1: And if I did go and we kept a charade up,
Speaker 1: I'd eventually find out. No, No, you wouldn't have found out.
Speaker 1: How it's do you not found out? Oh? I mean
Speaker 1: because you've never you would have never seen the bracelet?
Speaker 1: How what? I don't want to. He wears snow boots everywhere,
Speaker 1: maybe to put his monitor on a different part of
Speaker 1: his body. I don't know. You never find if you
Speaker 1: can't find that part of the body, do you hear
Speaker 1: a beeping? Yeah? I mean I just think that it's
Speaker 1: weird that you think that I wouldn't find out right now,
Speaker 1: I think you should have told me. Yeah, yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: it's it's just not something. I'm just embarrassed by it.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I don't want to tell you. Well.
Speaker 1: That makes sense though, Megan. You can see that he's
Speaker 1: finally at least it took a lot of prodding, but
Speaker 1: he did finally admit the truth to you, Megan, He's
Speaker 1: come clean. Would you like to go out on another
Speaker 1: date with him? We will offer you a gift card
Speaker 1: to his house. No, I think we just have to
Speaker 1: get Postmas. Yeah, exactly, do we? Or we can pay
Speaker 1: for the uber to and from. How many more months
Speaker 1: are you still on your house arrest there, finn, I
Speaker 1: got three left? Yes, okay, just three more months of
Speaker 1: dating at his house and then you can go out somewhere.
Speaker 1: Ye go back to that casino and do not do
Speaker 1: the village people thing together? Yeah, no, that's awful limits.
Speaker 1: I can't come back there for a few years. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well maybe you just do do it at a bar
Speaker 1: or at a senior home or something and work your
Speaker 1: way up. But we do that. We'd like to get
Speaker 1: you guys back together. Yeah, I mean, it's not like
Speaker 1: a deal breaker for me. I'm I mean to be
Speaker 1: full honest, I've been binge watching Animal Kingdoms, so I'm
Speaker 1: all about you know, criminal stuff right now? All right? Yea,
Speaker 1: an Zebras look great in black and white. So is
Speaker 1: this a yes for another day? Yes, that's a yes.
Speaker 1: I think all right, we'll get you back over to
Speaker 1: Finn's place for Finn's parents house. Awesome. I can't think
Speaker 1: of a worse endorsement for online dating than screw it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to meet somebody else. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: keeps seeing the guy who's under house arrest for the
Speaker 1: next three months. Table. Oh that's true, Brookie Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Man. You know, the more I think about it,
Speaker 1: the more I'm not sure if she should have said
Speaker 1: yes to another day just now, just now. Well, I
Speaker 1: wanted to be happy for them, but now I don't know. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I've dated a fellow. But he was honest about it
Speaker 1: from the beginning. That guy was just He would have
Speaker 1: never told her. He even admitted that. Ye the months left,
Speaker 1: there's no way she wouldn't have found out right, And
Speaker 1: the guy sounded like he was in his early thirties.
Speaker 1: So that's usually the time in your life when you
Speaker 1: stop making really stupid decisions. Wow, Like, I get the
Speaker 1: idea of him and his buddies at a bar one night,
Speaker 1: being like, oh, you know, it would be really funny.
Speaker 1: Let's all dress up like the village people and try
Speaker 1: and steal money from the casino. That's where it should
Speaker 1: have ended. I don't even get that party because that's
Speaker 1: not how Brad Pitt and George Clooney did it. Well.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a guy thing. You kind of joke
Speaker 1: around about stuff like that, but you don't actually buy
Speaker 1: the costumes and go to the casino and actually take
Speaker 1: the money. To be fair, maybe there was a little
Speaker 1: legitimacy this thing, but I remember, if you ever want
Speaker 1: to get a second ad update, you can always reach
Speaker 1: out to us. We'll call that person who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: you back Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Last night,
Speaker 1: I was struggling with my song, so I needed to
Speaker 1: get some advice from someone older and wiser, And of
Speaker 1: course I'm not going to call my parents, so instead
Speaker 1: I reached out to all of yours. Wait whatsole inspiration?
Speaker 1: And Alexis's mom said she couldn't talk because she was
Speaker 1: at some sort of adults only effect. I wasn't very helpful.
Speaker 1: Jose's dad told me, don't worry, because we're all going
Speaker 1: to be dead soon. We're all going to die. Book's
Speaker 1: mom are lean told me to take a swig of
Speaker 1: tonsil paint. Just have some darn tooting way shooting boot
Speaker 1: scooting funny while you're at it. Make sure I'm told
Speaker 1: by the time the segment air sounds like Fox. Thanks
Speaker 1: to all my co host parents. I'm officially ready for
Speaker 1: my brand new song of the Week, which is coming
Speaker 1: up at eight ten. Because we're all gonna die anyway,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be dead man singing. We'll do it at
Speaker 1: eight ten. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to
Speaker 1: the first annual Jeffy Awards. Hey, it's a board season
Speaker 1: and now for the thing. Let's send it over to
Speaker 1: your MC for the evening. Little John goodle John has
Speaker 1: taken his free goodie bag and gone home immediately. So
Speaker 1: so we're back up MC Jeffrey. Yes, thank you, lame
Speaker 1: to like MC your own events. Thank you, that's true.
Speaker 1: Happy to be here, Thank you guys. You know it's
Speaker 1: awards season. Yeah, the Emmys, the Tony's, the Oskis, the Jellies,
Speaker 1: that's the Jelly Donut Awards. That's donuts for hair products.
Speaker 1: Those are something else. There's so many of these celebrations
Speaker 1: all putting a spotlight on North America's most important natural resource,
Speaker 1: our celebrities. Yes, there's so many, from Ryan Reynolds to
Speaker 1: Reynold Ryan, we just get to sit on our couch
Speaker 1: for four straight hours and say, hey, look at that
Speaker 1: famous guy, that famous girl. One natural resource we won't
Speaker 1: run out of never ever. And they make millions and
Speaker 1: millions of dollars a year just to look beautiful and
Speaker 1: read words other people people wrote. I was gonna say that.
Speaker 1: I even come on stage and I'm like, what is
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds worth? Yeah, don't do that, this person worth?
Speaker 1: And they're all like, God, all I want to know
Speaker 1: right now is who's on that diabetes medication? Because that
Speaker 1: is cheaty different things or whatever. I guess we don't know.
Speaker 1: But when you see these celebrities at these events, like
Speaker 1: you kind of get a little jealous of them. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: and I want you do you wonder what it must
Speaker 1: feel like to be one of those big time celebs
Speaker 1: who gets nominated and then spends all night at this
Speaker 1: lavish show saying did I just pay my fifteen speech
Speaker 1: writers fifty grand for nothing? Well? I actually have a
Speaker 1: chance to tell the world how I feel and all
Speaker 1: the causes that I support because people don't even write
Speaker 1: their own speeches zero. Some of them don't, some of
Speaker 1: them don't. I wrote a song about what that experience
Speaker 1: must be like from the perspective of an a less select.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll hear it and hire you to write their speech.
Speaker 1: We'll see because instead of doing Katie Perry's hear me
Speaker 1: roar it's young Jefferies win the award. Okay, just cheesier. No,
Speaker 1: I don't play it when I'm ready. Point I'm a
Speaker 1: big time star and you're impressed. Me and Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: rb f's Award Show nominee, and I brought my mom
Speaker 1: with me. Where you sit they don't give you a choice.
Speaker 1: Stuck all night next to the island boys. Leo won't
Speaker 1: talk to me because I'm over twenty three. The camera
Speaker 1: splash as I roll up stretched limbo, biggest Grooge McDucks
Speaker 1: with ice on. Next that plunge down South, more diamonds,
Speaker 1: thaneg Wave blows mouth. The car bits read and filled
Speaker 1: with stars, but Chris Rocks wearing his mouth guard. But
Speaker 1: in the one pack, I've got a frown. I had
Speaker 1: to post with John cryer, I'm shiner. My publisis is fine.
Speaker 1: I am a tea, a certified real fame hole godself
Speaker 1: be with Riyada because I'm an a lister man. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna win me a thank Hello, I'm gonna called down
Speaker 1: my name for the shore. I took the stage and
Speaker 1: grabbed the microphone. I thank my mom and all my
Speaker 1: fans at home. I thank Sierra Missed and both my therapists.
Speaker 1: But then I hear the orchestra Ali a trojan saying
Speaker 1: rap bit up. I supposed to go, but I'm too proud,
Speaker 1: and so instead I try to talk real loud. I
Speaker 1: want to say just one more thing to every little
Speaker 1: boy or girl watching. I'll say it once, so hear
Speaker 1: me now. And then they cut to commerce and start me.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to talking back all my opinions around
Speaker 1: politics and camera pans a lady God jam o the father,
Speaker 1: because then ever see, so I'm go just for three
Speaker 1: hours doorfore you like me? You really like me? Ward
Speaker 1: Award Award award A w come look at how I'm
Speaker 1: fire counting outside. I can't bid reside inside. I remand
Speaker 1: tire tired from the ambien. I got off the dance
Speaker 1: and I'm more hammered now then I him. I'm hugging
Speaker 1: Harrison Boo and I'm gonna I'm gonna win me. That's
Speaker 1: gonna be their hype music when they're back in the
Speaker 1: green room. Yeah, get baddy either that. I'm banned from
Speaker 1: every award show forever already true. Yeah, that's right, but
Speaker 1: I can always dream of being there one day. You
Speaker 1: are you good? You win the award for Best Song
Speaker 1: Singer every Friday at this time to take the spencer, Well,
Speaker 1: that's a text in seventy five nine two, and you
Speaker 1: can tell us what you thought about the song of
Speaker 1: the week. We're gonna post the video up on a
Speaker 1: book in Jeffrey TikTok Instagram. All of our socials at
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey. Happy Awards season, everybody, Okay, Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, I'm getting text into seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine two from people who heard the song. One said,
Speaker 1: I'm just being honest. I think Katy Perry would actually
Speaker 1: laugh if she listened to your song, jeff Yeah, not
Speaker 1: your lyrics, but at your vocal ring burn. Yeah, hit
Speaker 1: a little too close to home. Yeah, if you missed it,
Speaker 1: instead of singing the famous Katie Perry song You're Gonna
Speaker 1: Hear Me Roar, I sang my own version called I'm
Speaker 1: Gonna Win the Awards, Yes for Awards season and any
Speaker 1: televised ceremony where they give small gold plated statues to
Speaker 1: our most precious resource, our nation's celebrities. Right, we're getting
Speaker 1: a lot of comments. I'm seeing on the textboard seventy
Speaker 1: five nine to two, Brook, which ones you like? I
Speaker 1: love everybody texted in this one. This one says, jeff
Speaker 1: don't feel bad, You're my favorite almost celebrity. Oh yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I told my husband you're number thirty nine on my
Speaker 1: Hall pass list. Well right after Zach Gallifanakis. Oh, I
Speaker 1: mean he is undeniably sexy, so I don't even manage account.
Speaker 1: Or she just wants to be between two ferns. You
Speaker 1: can't blame her. But if you like the song, if
Speaker 1: you missed it, or if you want to share it online,
Speaker 1: you can go to Brooke and Jeffrey on TikTok, Facebook, Insta,
Speaker 1: or subscribe to our YouTube page All of It Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. Check out the video of the song there.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook is in the
Speaker 1: midst of an epic losing streak, the likes of which
Speaker 1: radio has not seen in twenty years. Wow. Okay, that
Speaker 1: seemed like an exaggeration. Is it because you've lost the
Speaker 1: last two in a row. I haven't been playing this
Speaker 1: game for twenty years. Three of the last five games lost,
Speaker 1: and it's not going to get any easier when you
Speaker 1: take on Mark from Lynnwood, who has already beaten you
Speaker 1: once before. Welcome to the show, Mark, You're not welcome
Speaker 1: at all, Mark b Yeah, that's right, Mark, scary. This
Speaker 1: is not how we should be talking to our listening.
Speaker 1: A hard day, Jeffrey having a hard day, And you
Speaker 1: know what, sometimes you just have to be true to
Speaker 1: your feelings. Mark, are you having a hard day? No,
Speaker 1: I'm just working typical workday. Loves so much right now.
Speaker 1: Mark says his key to victory last time was that
Speaker 1: he has a lot of useless facts because of good
Speaker 1: memory thanks to eating dark berries. Oh you blueberry guy,
Speaker 1: seem Mark likes dark berries, whereas Brooke prefers the lighter
Speaker 1: skin berries. She's a little bit more of a berry racist.
Speaker 1: Some would say, I would never say blueberries almost every day. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that isn't even a thing. Why cherries? Raspberries? Think you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't know, Mark, your wishing me right? Sure?
Speaker 1: All right, Brook's gonna leave the studio going some light berries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that happens, Mark, you know the game works. He
Speaker 1: got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know when, you could say pass. But you
Speaker 1: have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, school for it for two and oh let's
Speaker 1: do this. Your time starts now. On this day in
Speaker 1: nineteen thirty one, the US national anthem was officially adopted.
Speaker 1: What's the official name of that song starts spangled banner?
Speaker 1: What is the branch of mathematics that deals with the
Speaker 1: size and shape of objects? How many pounds of milk
Speaker 1: go into making one pound of cheese? One pound? What
Speaker 1: college's mascot is known as the Fighting Irish Dame? The
Speaker 1: company Schwin makes one bicycles. Well done, Mark, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let out a big side. There felt the pressure for
Speaker 1: a second, Yeah a little bit. Yeah. Now I'm tired
Speaker 1: of asking all our contestants to share facts about themselves,
Speaker 1: getting to know their jobs and their interests in their hobbies.
Speaker 1: I'd like I'd like the contestants to start asking stuff
Speaker 1: about me, to get to know me. Oh, you can
Speaker 1: make it about you. Yeah, I mean I never get
Speaker 1: to share about stuff myself. Mark, What do you want
Speaker 1: to know about me? Ask me anything about myself between
Speaker 1: the ages of eighteen and twenty one. Go ahead, it's
Speaker 1: very specific over crazy times. So you probably did like me.
Speaker 1: So what did you do that was? Mark? That's very
Speaker 1: in approach. None of your business, None of your business?
Speaker 1: How dare you ask me that? Contestants today today on
Speaker 1: something Brooks your tune. You're ready, Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: On this day. In nineteen thirty one, the US national
Speaker 1: anthem was officially adopted. What's the official name of that song,
Speaker 1: the Star Spangled Banner? What is the branch of mathematics
Speaker 1: that deals with the size and the shape of objects? Theometry?
Speaker 1: How many pounds of milk go into making one pound
Speaker 1: of cheese? Two? What college's mascot is known as the
Speaker 1: Fighting Irish Notre Dame. The company Schwinn makes what bikes
Speaker 1: Saturday gets its name from? Which planet Saturn got our answers? Zam,
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to the storeboard and see how you
Speaker 1: both did. Did Brooke end the streak with Jose? Anyone
Speaker 1: wants to go to strip club and look at some
Speaker 1: cat emojis with me? Mark, you got three correct to
Speaker 1: day solid Mark. Are you disappointed? Yes? I am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt pretty confident. I'm not gonna lie. I feel good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did that question. I get the final say, by
Speaker 1: the way, good or door keeper? Yeah? Anyway, you guys.
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Mark, I'm back you guys. I am
Speaker 1: pop a mouthful of dark berries. Well, we get over
Speaker 1: the answers here in this day. In nineteen thirty one,
Speaker 1: the US national anthem officially adopted that's the star spangled banner.
Speaker 1: Branch of mathematics that deals with size and shape of
Speaker 1: objects is geometry. There are ten pounds of milk that
Speaker 1: go into making just one pound of cheese. Wow, sorry
Speaker 1: for working those cows so hard. I'm really the first
Speaker 1: time you've said that. The college mascot that has the
Speaker 1: fighting Irish that's for Notre Dame. Schwinn makes bicycles, and
Speaker 1: Saturday gets its name from the planet Saturn. Mark, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. No money today, but just for laying what
Speaker 1: you do get is a fifty dollars gift card to
Speaker 1: the Riverwater Bar and grill your escape from the ordinary
Speaker 1: at the Nisqually Redwind Casino. You are vip here. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Sounds good? Yes? Yeah yeah? Are you crying, Mark? Oh,
Speaker 1: he's just happy. I needed it today. It's a good
Speaker 1: day for Brooke when she makes a man cry. So
Speaker 1: thank you for that, Mark. No, Lie told Mark no,
Speaker 1: We'll be back to the wind Brooks Box same time
Speaker 1: on Monday. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.