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Speaker 1: the time, when people ask us to do prank calls,
Speaker 1: they say their friend has a really short temper about X,
Speaker 1: or their uncle is really irritable about why triggered always
Speaker 1: let's get him. But what do we do when we're
Speaker 1: asked to prank a really nice guy who's very mellow
Speaker 1: and level headed about everything. Oh not normally, but they
Speaker 1: asked us to sure we could say detained his grandmother.
Speaker 1: Then what are we supposed to do when he's still
Speaker 1: being kind and reasonable about it? So I understand maybe
Speaker 1: I took it possibly too far this time already did
Speaker 1: you break someone? This probably is going to be the
Speaker 1: last time this phone tap her airs before management finds
Speaker 1: out about it. But to enjoy it while you can.
Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now. The twenty Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Gary. This is him, May ask, she's calling? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my name is Max. I'm the owner of the cafe
Speaker 1: on Sixth Street, and I have your grandma. Wait what,
Speaker 1: Grandma Josie, she's here. Oh and I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know this, but she comes into our cafe quite
Speaker 1: a bit for breakfast, so just kind of a regular Okay, Well, um,
Speaker 1: what can I do for you? How can I help you? Well, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: today one of our waitresses spotted your grandma shoving a
Speaker 1: handful of sweet and lows into her old lady purse.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make a run for it. Arntha's
Speaker 1: free that. I'm pretty sure you guys just will leave
Speaker 1: him out for people. Right, Normally that wouldn't be a
Speaker 1: huge deal, but we fourt to open up her bag
Speaker 1: and it was filled with tiny condiment packages from all
Speaker 1: over the city. Yeah, I mean, I'm that would make sense.
Speaker 1: I mean, Grandma, that would make your you know about that,
Speaker 1: You're cool with that. I mean, she's always all growing up,
Speaker 1: she's always had like condiment packets and stuff at her house.
Speaker 1: But clearly your granny gets off on this sort of
Speaker 1: thing because there's mustard packets in there, mayonnaise, even just
Speaker 1: some loose honey in a ziplock bag. She does love her, honey,
Speaker 1: that's why she probably separated it. That's weird, you think.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you think this is funny. She's stealing from restaurants. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know that's true. I mean, how could you
Speaker 1: be stealing when they're things that you're allowed to take.
Speaker 1: She's not allowed to grab like fifty sweeten lows and
Speaker 1: toss it in her bag. She's allowed to use a
Speaker 1: couple and use them at the table. So wait, how
Speaker 1: do you even get my number? Like? Did she my
Speaker 1: grandma give you my number? Yes, she gave me your
Speaker 1: number after I zip tighter to the grill in the back.
Speaker 1: What jip tiger to the grill? That's yeah, Okay, I
Speaker 1: had no choice. Let me speak to my grandma right now.
Speaker 1: I can't do that right now because last time I
Speaker 1: tried to get close to her, she bit me. What
Speaker 1: did you? It was probably my fault, honestly, because I
Speaker 1: had some barbecue sauce on my hands full and I
Speaker 1: should have known better than to get close to a
Speaker 1: condiment crusher like Josie. But we need to figure out
Speaker 1: what to do here. What do you mean what to do?
Speaker 1: Let my grandma got before I called the police on
Speaker 1: your store and have you arrested. I think you're misunderstanding
Speaker 1: who's the criminal here. I think misunderstanding the definition of kidnapping. Sir,
Speaker 1: what did you say your name was? You don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about your grandma. She's fine. We're feeding her
Speaker 1: packets of maple syrup. And that's not what Grandma Ice
Speaker 1: number one I told you feel like honey, Okay, I
Speaker 1: hear what's going on here. You must be one of
Speaker 1: them liberals. What Yeah, you just want to let You
Speaker 1: want to let the criminals out of jail and run
Speaker 1: the whole city, don't you. I'd be better society and
Speaker 1: your mind. How dare you speak to me like that? Okay?
Speaker 1: And you do not? How dare your grandma come to
Speaker 1: my cafe and steal my sweet and low? I'm about
Speaker 1: to steal your face if you keep talking to me
Speaker 1: like this, I'm about why Why don't you come down
Speaker 1: to my cafe? I'll slug you right in the face.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I dare you? Liberal? What are you? I
Speaker 1: probably want me to get for wrapp the cash register
Speaker 1: and hand it to your grandma on the way out
Speaker 1: of the store. Huhout, you're obviously going through something. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm chilling. We're talking about an eighty five year old
Speaker 1: grandma right now with a criminal like, Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: have some mine. Come down there in zip time you
Speaker 1: do something. Oh where to God? Don't get kinky with me, guy,
Speaker 1: I'm not into that stuff. I cannot believe you. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you, and I can't believe your brother
Speaker 1: Bill either. He said that you are a level headed guy,
Speaker 1: not some uptight liberal with a Zipti fetish. You're talking
Speaker 1: about my brothers Bill? Why Bills Bills on his way
Speaker 1: down to the cafe already, he says he's gonna help
Speaker 1: me throw your sweet old granny in the slammer right
Speaker 1: after I tell you it's a prank call Bill would
Speaker 1: never do. Wait wait a minute, Oh now you hear me?
Speaker 1: Do you finally get those biodegradable straws out of your ears?
Speaker 1: What my name is jeff from the radio show Broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Are you serious we're doing a
Speaker 1: phone tap on you, dude. I was literally like about
Speaker 1: to have a heart attack. The quick question is do
Speaker 1: you do you do you want me to let your
Speaker 1: grandma go? Or should she just stay tied up for
Speaker 1: a while. You know him, could literally getting off the
Speaker 1: phone call and bill it like second if you got
Speaker 1: an answer, if coming straight down to whatever damn coffee
Speaker 1: shop you just said. Okay, I'll have the zip tides
Speaker 1: ready for both of us. That's what us freaky liberals
Speaker 1: do not. Okay, wake up every morning with broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning