Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today I
Speaker 1: want to challenge you all to think differently. I'm like,
Speaker 1: don't think of your legs as legs. Think of legs
Speaker 1: as the arms of your butt. I can pick up
Speaker 1: my toes. Yeah, that's a walking slapping the floor exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at this now. Suddenly you're seeing the whole world
Speaker 1: in a brand new lind Go reaching that mindset into
Speaker 1: a new edition of Care It Don't Care, where I
Speaker 1: read a catchy headline to my co host and see
Speaker 1: if they want to hear about it or not with
Speaker 1: their eyeballs for sound. Let's get right into your first headline,
Speaker 1: the top professions that are marriage deal breakers. Care It
Speaker 1: Don't Care. There's a huge threat on social media right
Speaker 1: now about professions that are highly likely to get divorced. Surprisingly,
Speaker 1: law enforcement officers and people doing any type of adult
Speaker 1: role play work, even if it's on only fans didn't
Speaker 1: make the top ten, so you're safe, YEA. Let's get
Speaker 1: into these number ten truck drivers. Oh, because they're gone
Speaker 1: all the time hours that makes sense, But I think
Speaker 1: they're really nice. Number nine teachers, which is a little surprising,
Speaker 1: I think, but they say, it encroaches a lot into
Speaker 1: personal time. It can be good though, if you're both teachers,
Speaker 1: because then you have the same schedule at the same time.
Speaker 1: A Number eight active duty soldiers. Yeah, that must be
Speaker 1: so hard. Yeah, and they often get married really quickly,
Speaker 1: very before they go out. Yeah, because they're so sexy. Duh,
Speaker 1: you got that down. Number seven social media influencers just
Speaker 1: because they're abnoche ye boy. Number six psychics didn't see
Speaker 1: that coming. You're like, baby, I'm gonna give you the
Speaker 1: best love making it your life tonight. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: you want Yeah. The Number five restaurant owners because they're
Speaker 1: so busy. Yeah, absolutely, nights and all over the weekends.
Speaker 1: You'll never see them sexy wait staff just hanging out.
Speaker 1: Number four politicians can't trust them. Number three stand up comedians. Ye,
Speaker 1: funny on stage, super depressed off stage. That's we are.
Speaker 1: Number two celebrities, Well, what that's just for status. I mean,
Speaker 1: you never heard of celebrities ever getting divorced. Celebrity marriage.
Speaker 1: You mary celebrities for the divorce you can get. And
Speaker 1: the number one deal breaker career for people who say
Speaker 1: they don't want to be married to this type of person.
Speaker 1: Celebrity is someone running an MLM mid level marketing business
Speaker 1: like a pyramid ski Wow. Yeah, anyway for the money
Speaker 1: at first, and then there's going to be money money.
Speaker 1: Let's get to your next headline. You smell that smells
Speaker 1: like vanilla, lilac and crime. I care. There's a brother
Speaker 1: and sister in Fort Worth, Texas named Dexter and Destiny Goins.
Speaker 1: Police had been following them for two weeks when officers
Speaker 1: spotted Dexter at a store on Monday engaging in some
Speaker 1: shady behavior, So they followed him back to his house
Speaker 1: and once he was inside, they busted down the front
Speaker 1: door to find him and his sister had over five
Speaker 1: thousand stolen scented candles. Just imagine how that house must
Speaker 1: have smelled when they have to follow him, because you'll
Speaker 1: know where they are. How funny would it be if
Speaker 1: they got the tip that the cops are coming and
Speaker 1: going like quick burn the evidence it's gonna take like
Speaker 1: you didn't cut the wist. Apparently the two were in
Speaker 1: charge of organizing a scented candle theft ring across multiple
Speaker 1: cities where people would steal candles for them, and Destiny
Speaker 1: and Dexter would give him a small amount of cash,
Speaker 1: then they'd resell them on Etsy. That's a nice Yankee
Speaker 1: candle you got there, But I know a guy who
Speaker 1: can get you. I feel as the only crime bring
Speaker 1: my husband would fall into candles. So Destiny and Dexter
Speaker 1: have been charged with engaging an organized criminal activity and
Speaker 1: could face significant jail time. What have you been candle sentence?
Speaker 1: See if you care about this. What's the absolute worst
Speaker 1: thing you could eat on an airplane? We now have
Speaker 1: the answer. Carry it out care lunch. My lunch is
Speaker 1: bad today. I'm sorry already. I'll tell you later. We're
Speaker 1: gonna smell it. Yeah. There's a photo on social media
Speaker 1: that went viral this week where a man was on
Speaker 1: a plane eating a full rack of ribs. Here's a photo.
Speaker 1: He apparently brought it on with him inside the big
Speaker 1: pizza box with French fries and everything inside a box.
Speaker 1: And that led to a lot of discussion both about
Speaker 1: being considerate to others and whether you'd even want to
Speaker 1: eat certain foods on a plane, considering the tight space
Speaker 1: and the messiness and the difficulty of getting to a sinkers.
Speaker 1: So a survey was done of the most ridiculous foods,
Speaker 1: asking whether or not you would want to eat them
Speaker 1: on a flight. Okay, I like that. So ninety six
Speaker 1: percent would not eat a crawfish boil on a plane,
Speaker 1: plastic over the time, four percent would be totally cool
Speaker 1: with it, ninety five percent would not do oysters, and
Speaker 1: ninety percent couldn't enjoy a large bowl of beans in life.
Speaker 1: I couldn't enjoy the Seventy seven percent said they wouldn't
Speaker 1: eat ribs on a plane, no matter how many wet
Speaker 1: now they had. Yeah. More people said no to hard
Speaker 1: boiled eggs, corn on the cob, and an entire rotisserie
Speaker 1: chicken wire. Yeah, I would bring it in someone who
Speaker 1: sits in the middle seat, please down others that a
Speaker 1: majority said they would bring onto a plane an entire pizza,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you got a share, a man sushi, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good one, a meatball sub and a pomegranate, which,
Speaker 1: if you've ever had one, can be a really big
Speaker 1: mess to beat anywhere. One item that gets special mentioned, though,
Speaker 1: is a large jawbreaker. Sixty four percent would not do it,
Speaker 1: while thirty six percent said it might be a nice
Speaker 1: in flight snack, even if they had to receive the
Speaker 1: Heimlich maneuver, doing the unexpected, about done for? Is this
Speaker 1: the first food list ever that included a jaw breaker? Finally,
Speaker 1: Jeff's joke of the day care don't care. What do
Speaker 1: you Cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom,
Speaker 1: I don't care. Counce for the kids. You're up. It's
Speaker 1: coming up right after this broken Jeffrey in the morning