Speaker 1: It's a broken Jeffrey podcast. And you know I love
Speaker 1: reading the reviews. But Jeffrey, your mom left us three stars?
Speaker 1: What the well? She has a point. It's not that good.
Speaker 1: Oh listen, could you make up for that? Please leave
Speaker 1: us five? Is that too needy? Maybe? But the full
Speaker 1: show starts right now. Yeah, We're gonna go around the
Speaker 1: room real quick and in one word, describe the inside
Speaker 1: of your fridge. Okay, alexis one word for the inside
Speaker 1: of your fridge right now? That's sad, brook. Do you
Speaker 1: know what the inside of your fridge? We have to
Speaker 1: text one of your servants to grab a photo for you.
Speaker 1: You would like to think so. But I just got
Speaker 1: a new fridge because the other one broke and everything
Speaker 1: went bad. Okay, it was terrible, So I would say
Speaker 1: I would say new. It's very clean. I can't believe
Speaker 1: that clean of a fridge, Jose. What about you leftovers? Sad? Okay?
Speaker 1: Interesting for mine? I'd probably say Chinese because a lot
Speaker 1: of tin. I have like fourteen to go boxes of
Speaker 1: beef broccoli in there. Just I love beef broccoli chiroccoli,
Speaker 1: So I could probably I could probably use some help,
Speaker 1: not just in organizing, but in the latest trend that's
Speaker 1: sweeping TikTok beautifying your fridge. This is exhausting to me.
Speaker 1: And I'm not just talking about like magnets and things
Speaker 1: on the outside. Now there's pressure to make the inside
Speaker 1: of your fridge look just as beautiful and stylish as
Speaker 1: the rest of your house. If you're into that kind
Speaker 1: of thing. Here's a photo of some of the beautiful
Speaker 1: insides of fridges. It's in there. I don't understand it either, Alexis,
Speaker 1: get out of here with your bouquet of roses. On
Speaker 1: the second show, there's fridge beauty experts who will actually
Speaker 1: come to your home and for only two hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty dollars an hour, they'll give you tips on how
Speaker 1: to clean it and then stage it for you like
Speaker 1: you're showing off the house doing it for me. We're
Speaker 1: talking things like flowers and greenery, wooden bowls to put
Speaker 1: your fruit in, just stuff other than only food. So
Speaker 1: when you open your fridge everything looks inviting. Yeah, mine
Speaker 1: just looks like hollow and white and I'm doing my
Speaker 1: best just to keep floor clean. And it's not just
Speaker 1: beautiful stuff. If you want a more like fun comedy vibe,
Speaker 1: They'll even draw faces on your mustard to make it
Speaker 1: look more like Simpson characters little scene inside of there.
Speaker 1: It would be funny to do like googly eyes on everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cute. Now you can theme the entire inside of
Speaker 1: your fridge and have your friends come over and see it.
Speaker 1: But they say, if you have a beautiful inside of
Speaker 1: your fridge, you're going to be inspired to cook more
Speaker 1: and eat healthier. But you never need to play the game.
Speaker 1: What's the smell? So no one else? Now I understand
Speaker 1: why your old fridge die. Ye, better get on it.
Speaker 1: Beautify your fridge. Let's get into the shock collar question
Speaker 1: of the day and send it over to a man who,
Speaker 1: just like a fridge is cold yet beautiful on the inside.
Speaker 1: Digital Jake. Yesterday we attempted a new game to start
Speaker 1: the show off called Bunk or No Bunk. Yes, basically
Speaker 1: it was true or false, but we complicated it a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, so much so that I'm guessing Alexis
Speaker 1: still doesn't know what those two were. We have to
Speaker 1: call it false or true. Alexis, what does no bunk
Speaker 1: mean to you? I don't know it, no sense, that's
Speaker 1: what it means, all right? You know what, Alexe. I
Speaker 1: know everybody in the room right now and listening at
Speaker 1: home is probably making fun of you in their heads
Speaker 1: or out loud. But I'm kind yeah, I can understand
Speaker 1: this could be a little confusing. I'm with you. I
Speaker 1: stand with Alexis in solidarity. So we're gonna play the
Speaker 1: game again, and this time to make it easier. Instead
Speaker 1: of bunk or no bunk, I can't forget the bunk,
Speaker 1: will do D bunk or double bunk. That doesn't know.
Speaker 1: Now my brain is bunked. This is very simple. D
Speaker 1: bunk means not true. Okay. Double bunk is the anti
Speaker 1: truth in reverse double back home again meaning true. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you for making it easier. I'm so sorry. So
Speaker 1: let's play D bunk or double bunk. So excited starting
Speaker 1: with Alexis g Alexis Albert Einstein flunked fourth grade math.
Speaker 1: D bunk or double bunk. He's the smart guy. But
Speaker 1: I think that's why it's going to be a trick question.
Speaker 1: And he actually did fail. So now the hardest part.
Speaker 1: I think double is good, which means true. Double bunked.
Speaker 1: Alexis said double bunk. That's it's not true. It's not true.
Speaker 1: Before he was fifteen, he'd mastered integral calculus. He didn't
Speaker 1: fail at anything. So alexis you are getting shot so
Speaker 1: far over mark, guys, let's go to Jose. Jose in
Speaker 1: sixteen ninety two Salem Witch trials, no witches were actually
Speaker 1: burned at the steak debunk or double bunk. Wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: this is tough. I do think. I mean, was it
Speaker 1: all a rumor? No, that had been at least did
Speaker 1: the steak burning happen prior to the Maybe it wasn't Salem,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like, maybe that was
Speaker 1: a mob mentality thing, and then when they actually did
Speaker 1: the trials, it was more of a you know, up
Speaker 1: and up, throw them in jail type sitch. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go double bunk. I think this is true. No
Speaker 1: witches were burned. You said double bunk. That's a double bunk,
Speaker 1: all right. Bru helped me get to there. None of
Speaker 1: them were burned, but nineteen were hung and one was
Speaker 1: pressed with stones that didn't come pleasant very pleasant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good bachelorette party. On to the next round
Speaker 1: before we don't talk about Bruno from Uncanto number one
Speaker 1: on the Billboard chart Disney's last number one song was
Speaker 1: Frozen's let It Go in twenty fourteen. Okay, de bunk
Speaker 1: or double bunk, We'll see. I mean I think that
Speaker 1: the big movie god was Mo Wanna right after Frozen,
Speaker 1: Oh and accept You're Welcome. Yeah, I mean those two
Speaker 1: albums Mo Wanna and Incanto, I have memorized back to back.
Speaker 1: Is obsessed with them. Yeah, I feel I don't know
Speaker 1: if that hit number one though, because remember we played yeah,
Speaker 1: the in Kanto song for a second, and we also
Speaker 1: played let Go back in the day, but I don't
Speaker 1: think we ever played You're Welcome. I'm gonna go double bunk.
Speaker 1: I think it's true. Brook said double bunk. It's deep bunk.
Speaker 1: Frozen peaked at number five. The last number one hit
Speaker 1: for Disney was a Whole New World from Aladdin. Wow.
Speaker 1: Everyone at home is following along, and they know Brooke
Speaker 1: and Alexis are now up for being shot and Jose's
Speaker 1: moved on. People in the room, Let's go to Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Good recap Jeffrey. People who have chicklophobia are afraid of cats,
Speaker 1: debunk or double bunk. You know, chickle is Spanish for gum,
Speaker 1: so that would be fear of gum. Yeah, the fear
Speaker 1: of gum. Okay, because then wouldn't you think it'd be
Speaker 1: gum a phobia if it was. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: mean those phobias are always strange because sometimes they'll grab
Speaker 1: a Latin word, sometimes they'll grab an English word, you know,
Speaker 1: or sometimes they'll just say exactly what it is, like mouthophobia, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: new maro phobia, yeah, number um. So I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that it's true that it's one of those weird ones
Speaker 1: that doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense, like you
Speaker 1: wouldn't guess it. Yeah, it's kind of like random one.
Speaker 1: But so it's false. No way, it's true. Double bunk,
Speaker 1: Jeff says, double bunk. You may just be saying the
Speaker 1: wrong thing. Jeff says, double bunk. That's a bunk. Jo
Speaker 1: was right on there. People who suffer from chicklophobia have
Speaker 1: a fear of chewing gum. One of the few words
Speaker 1: I know the only one who got it right. So, Jose,
Speaker 1: you get to pick who gets shocked today, right, I
Speaker 1: gotta give it to you, Jeff, way to stand up
Speaker 1: for your girlfriend. I'll take the shot. And somebody wanted
Speaker 1: to hear I want it that way by the Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 1: Tell me why ain't nothing but a hard Tell me
Speaker 1: why you ain't nothing but a misste double bunk on that.
Speaker 1: That's a shot out the question of the day, broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Sometimes in life you have to
Speaker 1: engage in a little sabotage to get what you want,
Speaker 1: do you Whether that means crashing your ex lover's wedding, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a little loosening the handlebars on your competitor's bike
Speaker 1: at the triathlon, or framing your spouse for the arson
Speaker 1: that you started. Jeez, we've all done it. So what
Speaker 1: do you job I'm the weird one now? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: well I'll tell you. One of our listeners still feels
Speaker 1: guilty about the way he purposely sabotaged the annual work
Speaker 1: retreat for his company and accidentally turned it into a
Speaker 1: nightmare weekend. His boss will never forget. Oh god, I
Speaker 1: think that's worse. He's gonna tell us what happened when
Speaker 1: he comes on to do a brand new mass Speaker
Speaker 1: that's at seven ten confession. I can't take back girl Arms.
Speaker 1: Speaker got a text to seven eighty five nine two
Speaker 1: that says a big hole has appeared in our local park,
Speaker 1: and nobody knows how it got there, but it's me.
Speaker 1: I go out every night after dark and dig it
Speaker 1: a little deeper. I just from dogs or something. Probably
Speaker 1: it's some guy going out to the bark and digging
Speaker 1: it up the city. I'm glad all that time and
Speaker 1: efforts being spent on a good cause. But I guess
Speaker 1: we all have our quirky moments in our life, our
Speaker 1: metaphorical holes that we've dug, and we don't judge here
Speaker 1: on this show. We love your holes the way that
Speaker 1: they're meant to be loved, and well, so we promised
Speaker 1: to keep your whole anonymous too. That's why Evan is
Speaker 1: on the phone. Evan is Alias, of course, but he
Speaker 1: wants to share something with us, possibly about his hole. Evan,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Hello Hill. Do you feel uncomfortable
Speaker 1: because of the intro or because of what you're going
Speaker 1: to tell us? I mean a little bit of balls, honestly,
Speaker 1: all right, I feel like you're in the right headspace now, Evan,
Speaker 1: because the voice changer is on. You are now the
Speaker 1: mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. So
Speaker 1: a few years ago, I was on a company retreat
Speaker 1: with about twenty five thirty employees, all of us together.
Speaker 1: Is that something you enjoy? No, No, it's one of
Speaker 1: the most boring things in the world. Like some of
Speaker 1: those small tech companies they go party, but then there's
Speaker 1: other ones that are late. Yeah. Yeah, I wish I
Speaker 1: could say we're one of those cool ones, but it
Speaker 1: ends up being my boss talking NonStop for like seven
Speaker 1: eight hours. Oh my god. Yeah, because you don't get
Speaker 1: enough of that during the week, you need to make
Speaker 1: it a twenty four hour experience. Yeah. Well, this is
Speaker 1: what's even worse too, is like, not only are we
Speaker 1: like in these meetings all day long staring at these powerpoints,
Speaker 1: but then because the retreat we're all like together and
Speaker 1: we all have to go to dinner. It's just like
Speaker 1: more of my boss with the dumb story, like, God,
Speaker 1: my mind is dumb for three days. Oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking of you having a fake laugh at all
Speaker 1: your boss's terrible dad jokes. I could barely make it
Speaker 1: through one fifteen minute meeting level of three first days
Speaker 1: of it. So that's how long these retreats used to last.
Speaker 1: Used to last, Yes, but one trip that we went
Speaker 1: on a few years back. After night one, me and
Speaker 1: four other employees were back in the hotel in my
Speaker 1: room and we're just saying, we cannot survive another two
Speaker 1: days of this. Well, we got to do something. We
Speaker 1: gotta get out, we're gonna lose our minds or you know,
Speaker 1: really trying to come up with excuse like, oh, like
Speaker 1: what if one of us get sick, but we were
Speaker 1: like a family emergency, But we can't all have family emergencies.
Speaker 1: That looked a little suspicious. Did you all hit a
Speaker 1: bad shrimp cocktail at the same time? Maybe, Well, what
Speaker 1: it end up happening was there were all these free
Speaker 1: lemonade pictures out there during a meeting all day long.
Speaker 1: So the next morning I found the guy down in
Speaker 1: the kitchen he was who was the one making all
Speaker 1: the lemonades in the morning, and said I would pay
Speaker 1: him a hundred bucks to add some some fun ingredients,
Speaker 1: what vodka I feel like? I promised. No one was harmed.
Speaker 1: So the morning starts at nine am and by ten
Speaker 1: thirty it was just completely off the rails. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So people aren't sober, they're nuts in their correct state
Speaker 1: of minds, But some people were just in great food
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, and they were bursting out into laughter.
Speaker 1: And my boss, best of all, he like started getting
Speaker 1: like sweaty, and he just like first he took his
Speaker 1: neck tie off, and then he was just feeling so
Speaker 1: strange that he started using his necktie like a cowboy.
Speaker 1: Laugh though, and trying to laugh though. Other employees are
Speaker 1: just like, weren't sitting still. No one is sober enough
Speaker 1: to understand that something's happened to the lemonade. You know,
Speaker 1: I think the meetings are so boring that everyone was
Speaker 1: just happy to be like enjoying the morning. For this
Speaker 1: is the best presentation I think we've ever had. Guys,
Speaker 1: I think I figured it out. What I think he
Speaker 1: put a little splendor in there that makes you feel
Speaker 1: good and greedybody a little bit of that. As for team,
Speaker 1: I will say this too, there was a bit of
Speaker 1: a crashing point, you know when when when this kind
Speaker 1: of mood strikes. There was a bit of a colmdown.
Speaker 1: What happened? Well, at some point, my boss he's having
Speaker 1: a great time and then suddenly the switch happened and
Speaker 1: he just starts crying. Oh, and he confesses to everybody
Speaker 1: in the office that the revenue was not as good
Speaker 1: as they projected for that quarter. You know, he just
Speaker 1: like starts spilling his guts a little pim You know.
Speaker 1: I kind of felt bad, but you know, it actually
Speaker 1: kind of like brought us together a little bit, oh bonding.
Speaker 1: So no one got in trouble for this. No one
Speaker 1: really knew what what's happening. So I feel a little
Speaker 1: like it's my secret a little bit. Would they not
Speaker 1: know after like the next day, when they're remembering back
Speaker 1: and like things are hazy, super high tolerance too, I
Speaker 1: bet I'd be the only one looking around like what's
Speaker 1: going on. Some of them never came down, just permanently
Speaker 1: having a great time for the rest of their life.
Speaker 1: We actually, a couple hours later, at one o'clock, the
Speaker 1: we just the boss decided to cancel the rest of
Speaker 1: the trip, and everyone in the room just started applotting.
Speaker 1: And we haven't had one of those retreats in that
Speaker 1: in my conference center ever since. You solve the problem.
Speaker 1: Everyone was happy and there was no consequence. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't encourage this to other people. This is highly illegal.
Speaker 1: Next time Brooke is crying in the middle of the studio,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna that's my choice. The text into seven eight,
Speaker 1: five nine too. If you have a confession you've been
Speaker 1: holding on too, we can mask your voice, hide your identity,
Speaker 1: and make you the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming
Speaker 1: up next and Jeffrey in the morning. Most of the
Speaker 1: time when people ask us to do prank calls, they
Speaker 1: say their friend has a really short temper about X,
Speaker 1: or their uncle is really irritable about why triggered. It's
Speaker 1: always happy people isn't Let's get them. But what do
Speaker 1: we do when we're asked to prank a really nice
Speaker 1: guy who's very mellow and level headed about everything, not normally,
Speaker 1: but they asked us to sure we could say detained
Speaker 1: his grandmother. Then what are we supposed to do when
Speaker 1: he's still being kind and reasonable about it? So I
Speaker 1: understand maybe I took it possibly too far this time?
Speaker 1: Did you break someone? This probably is going to be
Speaker 1: the last time this phone tap ever airs before management
Speaker 1: finds out about it. But to enjoy it while you can.
Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now, morning the twenty. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Gary. This is him, May ask, she's calling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my name is Max. I'm the owner of the cafe
Speaker 1: on Sixth Street, and I have your grandma. Wait what,
Speaker 1: Grandma Josie, she's here. Oh and I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know this, but she comes into our cafe quite
Speaker 1: a bit for breakfast, so just kind of a regular Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: what can I do for you? How can I help you? Well, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: today one of our waitresses spotted your grandma shoving a
Speaker 1: handful of sweet and lows into her old lady purse.
Speaker 1: I just trying to make a run for it. Arn'to's
Speaker 1: free that. I'm pretty sure you guys just will leave
Speaker 1: him out for people. Right, Normally that wouldn't be a
Speaker 1: huge deal, but we forced her to open up her
Speaker 1: bag and it was filled with tiny condiment packages from
Speaker 1: all over the city. Yeah, I mean, I'm that would
Speaker 1: makes sense. I mean, Grandma, that would make your you
Speaker 1: know about that, You're cool with that. I mean, she's
Speaker 1: always all growing up, she's always had like condimate packets
Speaker 1: and stuff at her house. But clearly your granny gets
Speaker 1: off on this sort of thing because there's mustard packets
Speaker 1: in there, mayonnaise, even just some loose honey in a
Speaker 1: zip blog bag. She does love her honey. That's why
Speaker 1: she probably separated it. That's weird, you think. I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: You think this is funny. She's stealing from restaurants. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know that's true. I mean, how could you
Speaker 1: be stealing when they're things that you're allowed to take.
Speaker 1: She's not allowed to grab like fifty sweeten lows and
Speaker 1: toss it in her bag. She's allowed to use a
Speaker 1: couple and use them at the table. So wait, how
Speaker 1: do you even get my number? Like? Did she my
Speaker 1: grandma give you my number? Yes, she gave me your
Speaker 1: number after I zip tighter to the grill in the back.
Speaker 1: What you jip tighter to the grill? That's yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: I had no choice. Let me speak to my grandma
Speaker 1: right now. I can't do that right now because last
Speaker 1: time I tried to get close to her, she bit me.
Speaker 1: What did you? It was probably my fault, honestly, because
Speaker 1: I had some barbecue sauce on my hands. Sounds like
Speaker 1: it's your fall and I should have known better than
Speaker 1: to get close to a condiment crusher like Josie. But
Speaker 1: we need to figure out what to do here. What
Speaker 1: do you mean what grandma got before I called the
Speaker 1: police on your store and have you arrested. I think
Speaker 1: you're misunderstanding who's the criminal here? I misunderstanding the definition
Speaker 1: of kidnapping. Sir? What did you say your name was?
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about your grandma. She's fine.
Speaker 1: We're feeding her packets of maple syrup. And that's not
Speaker 1: what Grandma Ice number one I told you, feel like honey? Okay,
Speaker 1: I hear what's going on here. You must be one
Speaker 1: of them liberals. What Yeah, you just want to let
Speaker 1: You want to let the criminals out of jail and
Speaker 1: run the whole city, don't you. I'd be better society
Speaker 1: in your mind. How dare you speak to me like that? Okay?
Speaker 1: And you do not? How dare your grandma come to
Speaker 1: my cafe and steal my sweet and low? I'm about
Speaker 1: to steal your face if you se talking to me
Speaker 1: like this? Why why don't you come down to my cafe.
Speaker 1: I'll slug you right in the face. Y go ahead?
Speaker 1: I dare you liberal? What do you? I probably want
Speaker 1: me to get for wrapped the cash register and hand
Speaker 1: it to your grandma on the way out of the store. Huh,
Speaker 1: you're obviously going through something. Oh I'm chilling. We're talking
Speaker 1: about an eighty five year old grandma right now with
Speaker 1: a criminal like, yeah, okay, I have some mine. Come
Speaker 1: down there in zip time you do something where you God,
Speaker 1: don't get kinky with me, guy, I'm not into that stuff.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you. Honestly, I can't believe you, and
Speaker 1: I can't believe your brother Bill either. What he said
Speaker 1: that you are a level headed guy, not some uptight
Speaker 1: liberal with a Zipti fetish. Now you're talking about my
Speaker 1: brother Bill. Why Bills Bills on his way down to
Speaker 1: the cafe already he says he's gonna help me throw
Speaker 1: your sweet old granny in the slammer right after I
Speaker 1: tell you it's a prank call Bill would never do.
Speaker 1: Wait wait a minute, Oh now you hear me? Do
Speaker 1: you finally get those biodegradable straws out of your ears?
Speaker 1: What my name is jeff from the radio show Broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Are you serious we're doing a
Speaker 1: phone tap on you? Dude? I was literally like about
Speaker 1: to have a heart attack. The quick question is do
Speaker 1: you do you do you want me to let your
Speaker 1: grandma go? Or shouldn't she just stay tied up for
Speaker 1: a while? You know, I'm could literally getting off the
Speaker 1: phone call and dill it like second if you definite answer,
Speaker 1: coming straight down to whatever damn coffee shop you just said. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll have the zip tides ready for both of us.
Speaker 1: That's what us freaky liberals do, not Okay, You're individual
Speaker 1: week up every morning with phone tabs broken, Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. You can never underestimate the importance of being
Speaker 1: polite to people in your life. Do that, and it's
Speaker 1: not always easy, but shows that you're a good person
Speaker 1: who cares. Politeness always helps. So how do you politely
Speaker 1: stab your friend in the back and take what's theirs?
Speaker 1: You can't do that, ineff. I think that you can
Speaker 1: because that's what one of our listeners needs help doing today,
Speaker 1: and she has a good reason for doing it. I
Speaker 1: just know there has to be a polite way to
Speaker 1: go about it. Backstaffords always think they got a good reason.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hear what she wants to take away politely
Speaker 1: from her friend, your brand new awkward Tuesday folk. Next,
Speaker 1: it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone. You know
Speaker 1: the story of the Unlikely Hero, right Brook? Which one?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just a general but you said so,
Speaker 1: I was thinking, let's take this show for example. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was rudderless, flailing, no direction, and sinking down into
Speaker 1: the mud when a young Jewish boy genius who was
Speaker 1: charming as he was handsome, hung too, was thrown into
Speaker 1: the first mic position and the rest is radio history
Speaker 1: were wildly successful, and then we're like a little bit
Speaker 1: less successful now, but things are still afloat. We all
Speaker 1: have stories of unlikely heroes. Thankfully all of you and
Speaker 1: studio were able to benefit from it. So grateful. I
Speaker 1: just think it's your humility that sets you apart. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not me. I'm not talking about myself, differ it
Speaker 1: takes my place after Okay, that's going to be the
Speaker 1: real star, and they need to. Apparently a similar situation
Speaker 1: happened to one of our listeners and they need our
Speaker 1: help today desperately. So please welcome to the show. Lexie.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, oh guy, sorry, sorry, Lexi is his exist name? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is yeah? Are you the unsung hero? My friend?
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a hero, but I do have
Speaker 1: a problem. Okay, okay, okay, that was very vague. Maybe
Speaker 1: you have to explain for us from one hung person
Speaker 1: to another. Tell us what you're dealing with in your
Speaker 1: life means he wants to know, tell us what's going on?
Speaker 1: Why do you email the show? So the other week,
Speaker 1: a friend of mine, a good friend of mine, texted
Speaker 1: me for a last minute favor. Okay, and his name's Michael,
Speaker 1: not Brooks. Michael, though we don't have to associate everyone
Speaker 1: with a Sure it's not Brooks husband, right, No, okay,
Speaker 1: it is not. So your friend Michael wanted a last
Speaker 1: second favor. Yeah. So he has this recreational kickball team.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like one of those like fun leagues. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: So you need like a fill in. It's always hard
Speaker 1: to get people to show up literally exactly. So he
Speaker 1: was going out of town for a week and he
Speaker 1: didn't want to let the team down. And apparently like
Speaker 1: if you don't have enough players or something, they have
Speaker 1: to forfeit or like you know, so that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And he asked me if I could step in for him.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice, all right, It's awesome that he found
Speaker 1: his own substitute. It's usually like whoever put the team
Speaker 1: together got into one of those because just dragged her
Speaker 1: off the sidewalk, syd you do it? Well? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I didn't know. I don't know anything about this, right, Like,
Speaker 1: so I was like okay, sure, and I was you know,
Speaker 1: maybe it'll be fun. Okay, how could this possibly cause
Speaker 1: an issue? Well okay, so I go yeah, and it
Speaker 1: turns out I might be like a kickball prodigy. Oh nice,
Speaker 1: you can kick that red rubber ball a golden toe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I remember from like third Great. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like it's not a huge I mean, it's not a
Speaker 1: it's a very cool and hard skill. This is your
Speaker 1: unlikely hero moment. All right. So the game I play,
Speaker 1: we ended up winning, right, so it's like a big
Speaker 1: deal because apparently this team like just doesn't ever win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they really So this is where they were like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're so awesome, Like it was really fun,
Speaker 1: and they invited me to go out to the bar
Speaker 1: afterwards to celebrate. And that's what it got uncomfortable, because
Speaker 1: they're like you, we should keep you, and like Michael
Speaker 1: should not come back, like they were they were saying
Speaker 1: like I should play, Oh no for you. They're gonna
Speaker 1: need him in like a week when they're down players
Speaker 1: again the room for both of you. Listen. I thought
Speaker 1: they were joking, like again, I don't know the rules
Speaker 1: like how many people are allowed on a team. But
Speaker 1: then the team captain he like pulled me aside and
Speaker 1: he was that's serious. He's like, oh, we really liked
Speaker 1: to replace Michael. Oh my god. I was on a
Speaker 1: kickball team and one of the guys on our team
Speaker 1: was just like what your captain says, like where he
Speaker 1: wanted to hold practice and take it like really seriously.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, man, that's not what we're doing for
Speaker 1: the cocktails. I mean, yeah, you can't do that. You
Speaker 1: can't replace your friend on his own team. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: this is the problem is because, like I said, I
Speaker 1: have a lot of time and I've sort of been
Speaker 1: looking for a new hobby myself. And everybody was so
Speaker 1: nice and it was just like such a good feeling,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to like take his spot, but
Speaker 1: I kind of want to it kind of it kind
Speaker 1: of fits. It's one of those things that's like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, did you say yes, I will replace him?
Speaker 1: I might have said yes, Please don't tell me we're
Speaker 1: calling Michael to tell him he's kicked off the kickball team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he was like, he's back in a day or two,
Speaker 1: and I don't want him to hear it from anybody else.
Speaker 1: I want to be the one to tell him. I
Speaker 1: want him to a verse, because like that would be
Speaker 1: even worse. I have a question, how how serious is
Speaker 1: this kickball team for Michael. Honestly, he's played for a
Speaker 1: long time, so I guess it's pretty serious. It's like
Speaker 1: being kicked out of your friend group. It's not necessarily
Speaker 1: about the kickball team. It's like being disinvited to happy hours,
Speaker 1: like because she wasn't reading the bucks every different. This
Speaker 1: is the time when having a young Jewish boy, charming
Speaker 1: genius on the show would really be useful. Where are
Speaker 1: we going to hire him? Since we don't have that,
Speaker 1: We're just gonna have brooken Jose, give you some advice
Speaker 1: when we come back. I'm catholic. You're really in trouble
Speaker 1: when we do your awkward Tuesday phone call. Next, it's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. The Majestic Sports
Speaker 1: of Kickball goes all the way back to nineteen ninety two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's probably Okay, you'd think people wouldn't take
Speaker 1: it as seriously as they do, because it's really just
Speaker 1: a bunch of buzzed adults drinking beers and kicking a
Speaker 1: red ball around on a playground. Serious if you've played
Speaker 1: on an adult lead. I mean, it is a big
Speaker 1: deal for people, especially the ones who've let the rest
Speaker 1: of their dreams in life dial And this is why
Speaker 1: this awkward Tuesday is going to be especially awkward because Lexi,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, ended up filling in for her
Speaker 1: good friend while he was away on vacation and ended
Speaker 1: up doing so well the team has asked her to
Speaker 1: replace him permanently, and after a few beers at the bar,
Speaker 1: Lexi was like, heck, yeah, screw Michael, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: And Michael's coming back from vacation tomorrow, so she needs
Speaker 1: to break the news to him first before he hears
Speaker 1: it from someone else. Oh, Brooky, what advice do you
Speaker 1: have to give for that? I mean, it's just hard man, Lexy.
Speaker 1: I think that the thing you do to preserve your
Speaker 1: friendship is you let him know, which is true, that
Speaker 1: it was their decision. You had nothing to do with it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it was their choice and on the good side,
Speaker 1: like first time you get a little sick, you know
Speaker 1: he's your backup right right, Yeah, so you know he
Speaker 1: has something, yeah, to look forward to all the way out.
Speaker 1: It's a nice view from the Jose. What do you
Speaker 1: think you need to tell his friends to take him
Speaker 1: off of the email list and then just tell him
Speaker 1: the season's canceled? What to like secretive about it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but at least he'll never know his feelings won't be
Speaker 1: hurt at all. That's a lot of avoiding. How does
Speaker 1: that sound, Lexi? No, I don't think. Yeah, I usually
Speaker 1: give such sound advice. Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: And here's something that we didn't talk about in the
Speaker 1: first part. Lex I was going back over your email
Speaker 1: and we talked about you filling in for him for kickball.
Speaker 1: But it also says you guys work together and while
Speaker 1: he was gone, you had to do some of his
Speaker 1: job too. What you didn't take his job away, did you?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, no, no, oh my god. You're
Speaker 1: not going to take his wife and family. She's actually
Speaker 1: wearing his clothes rightly identity. I mean, our supervisor did
Speaker 1: say I was more productive, but like I don't want
Speaker 1: to digging at it. That's when they give Alexis my
Speaker 1: task at work and she doesn't ten times faster. Yea,
Speaker 1: I mean it could be anybody we give your job
Speaker 1: to faster. That is true. Maybe he shouldn't have gone
Speaker 1: on vacation. I hope accusatory attitude into this phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm diving his number right now. Good luck, okay, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hey my golsle Oh hey that's how are you doing?
Speaker 1: That was a weird number. I don't recognize. How are you? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you? How are your rip? I'm good.
Speaker 1: I've just been great. Um yeah scuba dive. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. Well that's awesome. Um
Speaker 1: yeah I was so I'm good. I'm good. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to say thank you so much for inviting me
Speaker 1: to like pull it for you on the kickball team.
Speaker 1: It was like, it was so fun. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've had that much. They're so great. They're awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like the best. That's awesome. I'm so glad you
Speaker 1: got to do it. I'm glad you enjoyed it, because
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, sometimes they get like really crazy
Speaker 1: and some of the girls don't like other girls, you
Speaker 1: know how it gets. But oh no, nothing like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was everybody was like over the top nice. So
Speaker 1: that's great. That's so cool. Yeah, like you really like
Speaker 1: playing on the team, like real, Yeah, it's the greatest.
Speaker 1: It's like my favorite. I'm so glad I met those people.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like really you know, kind of like
Speaker 1: going through something in line that I met, Like it's
Speaker 1: like just a great group of friends. Yeah. I will
Speaker 1: say I was a tiny bit hesitant when I went
Speaker 1: because you talk about like sort of how frustrated you
Speaker 1: get sometimes with the kickball team, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't know. Yeah, we we do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we lose every time, but it's not really what it's about.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I think it's just you know, the
Speaker 1: camaraderie and having a good time together and everything. Um yeah,
Speaker 1: well you know what's cool is we did win. We won,
Speaker 1: but like first one you won? Yeah, can you believe it? No,
Speaker 1: you did? You didn't win? No, Like I'm not, I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding. We actually won. We'd like folidly won. How
Speaker 1: I mean, how did you win? I mean we're really
Speaker 1: not We're not good. I mean I a really good right.
Speaker 1: I think I scored like literally all the goals except
Speaker 1: for like two, So like goals, it's it's points. You
Speaker 1: scored point well, I mean whatever I did, I scored them. Wow.
Speaker 1: They must be loving me that I found you. Huh
Speaker 1: yeah about that. So some of the other people on
Speaker 1: the team sort of like approached me, and I thought
Speaker 1: it might be like just an idea if I just
Speaker 1: like took your place for a couple of games, like
Speaker 1: just for a few games. Who said that? Uh, like
Speaker 1: like all of them? All of them? Really, all of them?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, like the whole like the whole team,
Speaker 1: all of them. Yep. No, what about my sister? Um,
Speaker 1: what is going on? Michael's up? Man, We have a
Speaker 1: lot of heart for you right now, my friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is going on here? Lexie? Yeah, you're on the radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, surprise, Lexie needed our help to break
Speaker 1: this news to you because we're doing something called an
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call to let you know that you're
Speaker 1: not on a on a losing team anymore. That's not
Speaker 1: on any team. Oh oh, is it your little sister
Speaker 1: or your big sister that's on the team. My little sister,
Speaker 1: So Lexie, his little sister was on board too. I
Speaker 1: don't know if she was the first one to think,
Speaker 1: but she's definitely on board. I don't know what to
Speaker 1: say other than like, I don't want to help start
Speaker 1: this team. I've been on this team for like eight years.
Speaker 1: Oh guy sucked for eight years. Yeah, it's about the
Speaker 1: friendship and fun to him. Yeah, maybe you know your friends,
Speaker 1: it's not about friendship. It's just about they just finally
Speaker 1: got that taste of victory when you were there, and
Speaker 1: they want more of it. Yeah. I get it, Like
Speaker 1: she's really good and I'm glad they won and that's
Speaker 1: awesome and everything. But I don't think that. I don't
Speaker 1: think I need to be off the team. I would agree.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either. I mean, like i'd be
Speaker 1: happy to like swap or what if you're like an
Speaker 1: alter I don't know. I don't think Michael's sister would
Speaker 1: like that idea very much. Is there maybe a team manager?
Speaker 1: Team manager you want him to be? The water Boys
Speaker 1: can be the guy who sends out all the emails.
Speaker 1: Nobody in charge of the ball. We're taking the ball.
Speaker 1: They're taking away Michael's manhood. One commented time, Mike are
Speaker 1: you Are you okay? Man? Really? I got to talk
Speaker 1: the guys who run this because this is not cool.
Speaker 1: How have you been there for eight years and you
Speaker 1: don't run it? Just maybe since he's a free agent now,
Speaker 1: another winning team will pick you up. Everybody likes that
Speaker 1: revenge story of coming back and playing your old team
Speaker 1: and taking them down, especially if your sister's on the team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually not a bad idea. I know the Wisonators.
Speaker 1: I could probably kick forth for them in their backups on.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there you go, good Lexie. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you have a new league rival. I didn't mean to
Speaker 1: create my worst enemy. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't tell him
Speaker 1: about the job thing. Yeah you guys, job what about
Speaker 1: what about my job? You're fired? And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Maybe you've read the headlines like Florida man gets mystery
Speaker 1: body parts stuck in gutter. I mean, just what you said,
Speaker 1: Florida man, or same Florida man from last week gets
Speaker 1: body parts stuck in gutter again. Or Florida man gets
Speaker 1: kicked out of the house for not smoking enough meth
Speaker 1: and has to sleep in the gutter. Oh, those are
Speaker 1: the types of crazy headlines from around the globe that
Speaker 1: tickle my fancy. Yeah, and you're gonna hear me read
Speaker 1: some to my co host to see if it tickles theirs. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's right here. The information Ticklefest in a brand new
Speaker 1: edition of Care Don't Care coming up at eight ten
Speaker 1: Florida Man Approved. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: and today I want to challenge you all to think differently.
Speaker 1: I'm like that, Like, don't think of your legs as legs.
Speaker 1: Think of legs as the arms of your butt. I
Speaker 1: can my toes. Yeah, that's walking. Am just slapping the
Speaker 1: floor exactly. Yeah, look at this now, Suddenly you're seeing
Speaker 1: the whole world in a brand new life. Bring that
Speaker 1: mindset into a new edition of Care Don't Care. Where
Speaker 1: I read a catchy headline to my co host and
Speaker 1: see if they want to hear about it or not
Speaker 1: with their eyeballs for sound. Let's get right into your
Speaker 1: first headline, the top professions that are marriage deal breakers.
Speaker 1: Care It don't Care. There's a huge threat on social
Speaker 1: media right now about professions that are highly likely to
Speaker 1: get divorced. Surprisingly, law enforcement officers and people doing any
Speaker 1: type of adult role play work, even if it's on
Speaker 1: only fans. Didn't make the top ten, you're safe. Let's
Speaker 1: get into these. Number ten truck drivers. Oh, because they're
Speaker 1: gone all the time, hours, but I think they're really nice.
Speaker 1: Number nine teachers, which is a little surprising, I think,
Speaker 1: but they say it encroaches a lot into personal time.
Speaker 1: It can be good though, if you're both teachers, because
Speaker 1: then you have the same schedule at the same time.
Speaker 1: A yeah. Number eight active duty soldiers. Yeah, that must
Speaker 1: be so hard. Yeah, and they often get married really quickly,
Speaker 1: very before they go out. Yeah, because they're so sexy. Duh,
Speaker 1: you gotta lock that down. Number seven social media influencers,
Speaker 1: just because they're obnoxe boy. Number six psychics. Didn't see
Speaker 1: that coming. You're like, baby, I'm gonna give you the
Speaker 1: best love making your life tonight. She's like, no, you're
Speaker 1: want Yeah. Number five restaurant owners because they're so busy there. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: on nights and all over the weekends. You'll never see
Speaker 1: them sexy wait staff just hanging out. Number four politicians
Speaker 1: can't trust them, yeah. Number three stand up comedians. Yeah,
Speaker 1: funny on stage, super depressed off stage. Yeah, that's we
Speaker 1: are number two celebrities. Well that's just for status. I mean,
Speaker 1: you never heard of celebrities ever getting divorced. Every celebrity marriage,
Speaker 1: you mary celebrities for the divorce you can get and
Speaker 1: the number one deal breaker career for people who say
Speaker 1: they don't want to be married to this type of person.
Speaker 1: Celebrity is someone running an MLM mid level marketing business
Speaker 1: like a pyramid ski. Wow. Yeah, anyway, for the money.
Speaker 1: At first, there's going to be money money. Let's get
Speaker 1: to your next headline. You smell that? What smells like? Vanilla,
Speaker 1: lilac and crime? I care. There's a brother and sister
Speaker 1: in Fort Worth, Texas named Dexter and Destiny Goins. Police
Speaker 1: had been following them for two weeks when officers spotted
Speaker 1: Dexter at a store on Monday engaging in some shady behavior.
Speaker 1: So they followed him back to his house and once
Speaker 1: he was inside, they busted down the front door to
Speaker 1: find him and his sister had over five thousand stolen
Speaker 1: scented candles. Just imagine how that house must have smelled.
Speaker 1: Why I have to follow him? Stand down the flock,
Speaker 1: you'll know where they are. How funny would it be
Speaker 1: if they got the tip that the cops are coming
Speaker 1: and going like quick burn, the evidences gonna take like
Speaker 1: you didn't cut the wist. Apparently the two were in
Speaker 1: charge of organizing a scented candle theft ring across multiple cities,
Speaker 1: where people would steal candles for them and Destiny and
Speaker 1: Dexter would give him a small amount of cash. Then
Speaker 1: they'd resell them on Etsy. That's a nice Yankee candle
Speaker 1: you got there, But I know a guy who can
Speaker 1: get you the same one. I feel as the only
Speaker 1: crime bring my husband would fall into candles. So Destiny
Speaker 1: and Dexter have been charged with engaging in organized criminal
Speaker 1: activity and could face significant jail time. What have you
Speaker 1: been see? If you care about this, what's the absolute
Speaker 1: worst thing you could eat on an airplane? We now
Speaker 1: have the answer. Carry it out care my lunch lunch
Speaker 1: is bad today. I'm sorry already. I'll tell you later.
Speaker 1: We're gonna smell it. Yeah. There's a photo on social
Speaker 1: media that went viral this week where a man was
Speaker 1: on a plane eating a full rack of ribs. Here's
Speaker 1: a photo he apparently brought it on with him inside
Speaker 1: this big pizza box with French fries. And everything inside,
Speaker 1: And that led to a lot of discussion both about
Speaker 1: being considerate to others and whether you'd even want to
Speaker 1: eat certain foods on a plane, considering the tight space
Speaker 1: and the messiness and the difficulty of getting to a sinkers.
Speaker 1: So a survey was done of the most ridiculous foods,
Speaker 1: asking whether or not you would want to eat them
Speaker 1: on a flight. Okay, I like that, So ninety six
Speaker 1: percent would not eat a crawfish boil on a plane
Speaker 1: plastic over the time, four percent would be totally cool
Speaker 1: with it, ninety five percent would not do oysters, and
Speaker 1: ninety percent couldn't enjoy a large bowl of beans in life.
Speaker 1: I couldn't enjoy. Seventy seven percent said they wouldn't eat
Speaker 1: ribs on a plane, no matter how many wet naps
Speaker 1: they had. Yeah. More people said no to hard boiled eggs,
Speaker 1: corn on the cob, and an entire rotisserie chicken. I would, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would bring it in someone who sits in the
Speaker 1: middle seat, please do it. Others that a majority said
Speaker 1: they would bring onto a plane an entire pizza, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: have you got a share a man sushi? Yeah, a
Speaker 1: meatball sub and a pomegranate, which, if you've ever had one,
Speaker 1: can be a really big mess to eat anywhere. One
Speaker 1: item that gets special mentioned, though, is a large jawbreaker.
Speaker 1: Sixty four percent would not do it, while thirty six
Speaker 1: percent said it might be a nice in flight snack
Speaker 1: even if they had to receive the Heimlich maneuvering unexpected
Speaker 1: about done for is this the first food list ever
Speaker 1: that included a job breaker. Finally, Jeff's joke of the
Speaker 1: day car don't care. What do you cheap hotels and
Speaker 1: designer jeans have in common? No, ballroom don't care counts
Speaker 1: for the kid broken Jeffrey in the morning. It's been
Speaker 1: the dog days of trivia for Brook lately, taking loss
Speaker 1: after loss after loss, starting to not like dogs. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's not good either. No, but maybe you'll be able
Speaker 1: to get back on track Brook when you take on
Speaker 1: a first time player to win Brooks Bucks. His name
Speaker 1: is Adam from Burlington. What's up, Adam? Hey? How are
Speaker 1: you doing, buddy? Adam? Are you in preschool? Because I
Speaker 1: think I have a chance of taking on a preschooler
Speaker 1: right now. Um No, I graduated a while ago. Ye
Speaker 1: have an advantage over most of the players. Maybe he
Speaker 1: already forgot his shapes. A questions, Let's test him, Adam,
Speaker 1: what shape has three sides? Triangle? All right? Wow? Questions? Damn, Adam,
Speaker 1: you are smarty pants. We're gonna send Brook out of
Speaker 1: the studio. All that happens, you know the game works.
Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 1: you have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you
Speaker 1: ready to do this? Oh? Yeah? Ready? There be a
Speaker 1: good luck my man. Your time starts now. Today is
Speaker 1: National Serial Day? What company makes Applejacks and Coco Crispies?
Speaker 1: Here you on for over fifty years? What's the longest
Speaker 1: running TV game show in America? I'm is right? If
Speaker 1: I were a rich man? Is a song from what
Speaker 1: famous musical? What mythical person had snakes for hair? How
Speaker 1: many wings does a butterfly have? Its solid work? There?
Speaker 1: Can we go back to the second question though, just
Speaker 1: get some clarity. You think your phone cut out? We
Speaker 1: ask for the longest running TV game show? What did
Speaker 1: you say? Oh? I said? The time is right? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: got it. Brooke is coming back in the studio, and
Speaker 1: Adam it says I my screener that you install glass
Speaker 1: things at people's houses, like shower doors and mirrors. What's
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing that you've ever seen when you've been
Speaker 1: in some person home. I do assume Richie will have glasses.
Speaker 1: I just came into a good question. I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: it's the weirdest thing, but I did walk into like
Speaker 1: a rich person's house and they had like a moose
Speaker 1: head into like a bear carpet. I thought that was
Speaker 1: pretty cool. I've been in some trailers that had the
Speaker 1: same thing. I'm not lying that is kind of weird. Brook.
Speaker 1: It's your turn. Are you ready? Yep? Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Today is National Serial Day. What company makes Apple? Jackson, Coco, Crispies,
Speaker 1: General Mills on for over fifty years? What's the longest
Speaker 1: running TV game show in America? Jeopardy? If I were
Speaker 1: a rich man? Is a song from what famous musical?
Speaker 1: Oh my God, pass I can't remember, dear you? What
Speaker 1: mythical person had snakes for hair media? How many wings
Speaker 1: does a butterfly have for what's the name of the
Speaker 1: coffee shop that the Friends sitcom was centered around? Central Perk.
Speaker 1: We got our answers, and we're gonna head over to
Speaker 1: the scoreboard and see how you both did with jose
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, shop through a grocery store shop parking lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had to delete that video because management wasn't happy,
Speaker 1: but I don't think sensors were either, Jeff mean that day.
Speaker 1: That was a special day forever, just that day, the
Speaker 1: first Sorry, Adam, you got one correct to day. Better
Speaker 1: than nothing and the musical name just came to me.
Speaker 1: It is better than nothing. And Brook even without the musical,
Speaker 1: you win. You got three crabs. Um tough. Go on
Speaker 1: your first try, Adam, But let's go over. The answer
Speaker 1: is real fast. It's National Serial Day, Apple Jackson, Coco,
Speaker 1: Crispi's bolth made by Kelloggs. Kelloggs those for over fifty years.
Speaker 1: The longest running TV game show in America is The
Speaker 1: Price is Right? You said the time is yven. I've
Speaker 1: even been on that show, just in the audience. YEA,
Speaker 1: if I were a rich man is a famous song
Speaker 1: from What musical. The mystical person that had snakes for
Speaker 1: hair is Medusa. Butterflies have four wings and in the
Speaker 1: Friends sitcom, it was centered around the coffee shops. Central Perk.
Speaker 1: So Adam can't give you any money here, but what
Speaker 1: we can do is just for playing, give you a
Speaker 1: pair of tickets to see John Mayer perform at Climate
Speaker 1: Pledge Arena on April eleventh. Jose and John Mayer actually
Speaker 1: have a lot in common. I don't know if we
Speaker 1: know this. John sings your body as a Wonderland and
Speaker 1: Jose's body used to resemble candy Land. It's basically the
Speaker 1: same thing that was before the diabetes dead. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now I eat somebody veges my insights like shoots the ladder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for playing, man, I hope you had a good time. Hey, Man,
Speaker 1: appreciate it. We'll be back. Yeah, whoa, Let's do it
Speaker 1: Bucks again the same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.