Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that launched a charity called Buns
Speaker 1: for Nuns, giving implants to body conscious members of the
Speaker 1: clergy to help them feel more confident while they pray
Speaker 1: it was going to be pastries. You don't think church
Speaker 1: attendant shoots up by three thousand percent after this, I guess,
Speaker 1: thank you. Laser stories take you back from the middle
Speaker 1: of a hell Mary's segment. Read weird news stories around
Speaker 1: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we have
Speaker 1: a laser because our the Bible babes just don't first
Speaker 1: laser stories out of the future of Now you've heard
Speaker 1: of chat GPT at this point, the AI that could
Speaker 1: steal a lot of writers jobs. But now there's a
Speaker 1: new one threatening to steal our own jobs. What well,
Speaker 1: John's upset. It's called radio GPT and it uses the
Speaker 1: same heck is chat GPT and a software company in
Speaker 1: Ohio just released it. Now the only silver lining is,
Speaker 1: well there is I don't think there is one. We're
Speaker 1: all gonna be fired soon. Everyone's hiring out there. Let
Speaker 1: us know what do we do next? I mean, the
Speaker 1: only option I've ever heard of is real estate agent. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: They just launched a demo site where you can go
Speaker 1: check it out. And I'm gonna play the audio while
Speaker 1: Jose hops on Craigslist to look for a new job.
Speaker 1: So here you go. Here's what's trending on social media.
Speaker 1: In Springfield, railroad workers on the south side of Springfield
Speaker 1: rescued a raccoon frozen to the train tracks by the
Speaker 1: hair on its bottom. It's a mystery how the poor
Speaker 1: creater got stuck in the first place. But you just
Speaker 1: know he's gonna be the butt of all the jokes
Speaker 1: with all this forest buddies. Wow. Oh they're funnier than
Speaker 1: us too. That's pretty crazy. But none of those are
Speaker 1: actual human voices. Those are all robotic voices that just
Speaker 1: sound humanlike. It's hard that it does sound like a
Speaker 1: normal regular morning show, not like ours. Ours is good,
Speaker 1: I mean like other ones. Yeah, if we want more
Speaker 1: people to listen to radio, as you heard, the AI
Speaker 1: voices can tell you about the news, even local news
Speaker 1: and traffic, and in rare cases actually try and be funny.
Speaker 1: I want to hear a phone tap. I just want
Speaker 1: to hear that a lot brutal. You know. A popular
Speaker 1: web publication talked to two of the guys behind it
Speaker 1: and they claim they're not trying to steal our jobs.
Speaker 1: Oh what are they doing? They say, that's quote the
Speaker 1: furthest thing from their goal. Oh really, okay, they must
Speaker 1: be in management. Yeah, so much money. Let's say it's
Speaker 1: really meant for times a day when hosts like us
Speaker 1: aren't working anyway, it's because there's no jobs available. Okay.
Speaker 1: Remember there used to be hosts that worked late at
Speaker 1: night on this station until they were replaced by automated versions,
Speaker 1: and honestly, that was the only way you got into radio.
Speaker 1: They also think hosts like us might enjoy having robot
Speaker 1: co hosts eventually, which is interesting because who says I'm
Speaker 1: not a robot already? Your emotions speak that sometimes. But
Speaker 1: the real question is, would you the listener still enjoy
Speaker 1: our show if you knew the people talking were emotionless
Speaker 1: robots and not humans. I know, I mean I would
Speaker 1: hope not. We've already got two chexs say yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're taking jobs from us, so we
Speaker 1: need to start taking jobs from the robots to even
Speaker 1: it out. Everyone, throw away your toasters. I'm coming over.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna breathing on it till it's warm at least
Speaker 1: I'm gainfully em blood. This next sizer stories out of
Speaker 1: Easter is coming stific. The grocery store chain Aldi stock
Speaker 1: their shelves with festive Easter bunny marshmallow snacks recently. Okay.
Speaker 1: The only problem they look nothing like bunnies and resemble
Speaker 1: a much more not safe for work shape. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Here's the picture. The unidentified form of the bunnies and
Speaker 1: chicks first caught the attention of a British shopper who
Speaker 1: wrote on Twitter quote, sorry, Aldi, but that ain't a
Speaker 1: bunny that looks like the treats I bought for like
Speaker 1: a bachelorette party. She shared photos of the fallically shaped
Speaker 1: candies that bear absolutely zero resemblance to an actual Easter bunny.
Speaker 1: Didn't take long for Twitter users to pile on the jokes.
Speaker 1: Here's a few. Did they misspelled chicks? Someone said I'll
Speaker 1: take five bags please, wrote some well endowed marshmallows you
Speaker 1: got there? He had water and with three exclamation points,
Speaker 1: it's an easter rising. After the tweet went viral, Aldie
Speaker 1: couldn't ignore the problem any longer, and they simply tweeted,
Speaker 1: we can't even defend this one. You don't know that
Speaker 1: there is some grandma that's still going to buy these
Speaker 1: and put him in Easter eggs and not understand whire
Speaker 1: you on your phone on the all these website Right now,
Speaker 1: I just calm down. This next laser story is out
Speaker 1: of in the air up there. A new flight hack
Speaker 1: is going viral because it shows you how to get
Speaker 1: an entire row of seats on the plane to yourself.
Speaker 1: Every time we call out the poor man's first class, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is exactly what they call it. Yes, And the
Speaker 1: person who came up with it is also getting heat
Speaker 1: for ruining the flying experience for everybody else. What is
Speaker 1: he doing? Here's what you do. You buy one ticket
Speaker 1: for yourself, okay, and then you buy the two seats
Speaker 1: next to you as well. But it's key that you
Speaker 1: make sure to buy fully refundable tickets for the second
Speaker 1: two and forty five minutes before boarding the flight, you
Speaker 1: cancel your two fully refundable tickets and get one hundred
Speaker 1: percent of your money back. And people who've tried to
Speaker 1: say ninety percent of the time, it doesn't give the
Speaker 1: airline enough time to fill the seats. Yeah, if there's
Speaker 1: no standby list or anything especially yeah, not everyone's happy, though,
Speaker 1: they're saying by putting this info out into the world,
Speaker 1: it'll cause the airlines to stop offering fully refundable tickets.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine You imagine getting out a flight now
Speaker 1: there's only like forty people. Everyone has their own. I
Speaker 1: was like, I could see you doing this, but then
Speaker 1: totally forgetting to cancel the tickets. Yeah, two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Why didn't I just get first class? Yeah? Exactly stories
Speaker 1: out of Survey World. In a recent survey, fifty six
Speaker 1: percent of people said they snore or have a partner
Speaker 1: who does, and fifty four percent of them have tried
Speaker 1: various hacks to try and cut back on the snoring,
Speaker 1: and the range of tips and tricks is all over
Speaker 1: the place. Some of the most popular things people have
Speaker 1: tried include using anti snore pillows, oh like where it
Speaker 1: props your neck a certain way or something, drinking more water,
Speaker 1: nasal strips, nasal sprays, taking a hot shower right before bed,
Speaker 1: and using a mouth guard or ball gag and trust me,
Speaker 1: I never snore. And then there's the weirder hacks, which
Speaker 1: maybe randomly discovered brilliance totally natural that's been happening since
Speaker 1: the seventies. But taping your mouth shut there's one which
Speaker 1: sounds very unsafe. Please don't do that. Putting a clothespin
Speaker 1: over your nose, it sounds painful. Spreading olive oil over
Speaker 1: your feet, what oh god, that stops the snoring, And
Speaker 1: finally putting a tennis ball in your pj's to stop
Speaker 1: you from lying on your back? Had a tennis ball
Speaker 1: in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Speaker 1: On average, the people in the survey would spend forty
Speaker 1: dollars a month to improve their snoring, or they'd shell
Speaker 1: out three hundred and forty bucks if it meant it
Speaker 1: would stop for good. Wow. Or you can just do
Speaker 1: what this guy does, work himself to the bone for
Speaker 1: hours on end, and then just passed out on the
Speaker 1: tongue of an Adida's high time Adidas cancer story. No,
Speaker 1: that's cozy time too, and that's sound means Laser stories
Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do
Speaker 1: it again, same time on Wednesday. Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning