Speaker 1: You've done it. You were getting the fold Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey experience right now with our podcast. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know you want more. Okay, I'm just telling you TikTok
Speaker 1: YouTube all the socials at Brooke and Jeffrey, and let's
Speaker 1: start the show right now. Alexis, I think I already
Speaker 1: know your answer to this question. Why are we laughing
Speaker 1: already because we were laughing before we started. We're giving
Speaker 1: a hard time for understanding things. Yeah, yeah, she did
Speaker 1: understand something, for one. Well, this isn't about understanding. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to ask you, and I think I know
Speaker 1: the answer. How much money is too much to spend
Speaker 1: on your upcoming wedding? To be too much? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Are you there's no budget? Did I just hear her
Speaker 1: shout make the monopoly man cry? I figured basically. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Brooke bought her wedding dress with a highlights magazine Bogo Cuba.
Speaker 1: I am not even lying. My flower lady actually worked
Speaker 1: full time at the liquor store in my town so
Speaker 1: that you you get a deal on the booze at
Speaker 1: your wedding. Oh I should have used her for them.
Speaker 1: I had another friend that was in the wine anyway. Wow, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just curious how y'all feel about the lady who's
Speaker 1: making news today. Her name is Lena Gaily and she
Speaker 1: just got over three million followers on TikTok when she
Speaker 1: shared her unboxing video showing off her custom made Disney
Speaker 1: and Vera Wang mini mouse wedding ears on her wedding days.
Speaker 1: She's going to wear them on her upcoming wedding day.
Speaker 1: Here's a picture of her Vera Wang minimouse ears. Are
Speaker 1: these diamonds. They have a crylic crystals, synthetic pearls and
Speaker 1: four hundred forty two glass crystals in They're all hands
Speaker 1: stitched onto a black velvet head. But all you can
Speaker 1: see is the mini ears. To me, they cost six
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for the mini mouse varah actually not bad.
Speaker 1: A veil usually cost much more than that. Lena said
Speaker 1: she wanted to get the Vera Wang ears to match
Speaker 1: her Vera Wang dress that's got. Does it ever step
Speaker 1: in and say no, you can't do minny mouse ears
Speaker 1: with this, don't bring my brand down. Yes. It's caused
Speaker 1: a lot of controversy online. Some people like Brooke hate
Speaker 1: the idea. Other people are like it's your wedding. That's
Speaker 1: what you should celebrate the way that you want to celebrate. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean it's got to match the dress. It feels
Speaker 1: like a bad tattoo. Oh wow. You know someday you'll
Speaker 1: like look back at the pictures and be like, God,
Speaker 1: why did they let me do that wedding day? Are
Speaker 1: you serious? I just don't understand, all right, but maybe
Speaker 1: people would understand a ver awaying shock collar that we
Speaker 1: could so at least we could get electrocuted in style.
Speaker 1: Give us a fancy over price trivia that we can answer,
Speaker 1: Jake nice, Will this be the day Alexis finally gets
Speaker 1: one true or false question? Correct? Oh? Yeah, you justly
Speaker 1: to me on the answers. The oddsmakers in Vegas call
Speaker 1: her the biggest long shots since Sea Biscuit won the
Speaker 1: Kentucky Derby in nineteen fifty three. Wow you see biscuits.
Speaker 1: Here he comes question cap. Some have compared her to
Speaker 1: the nineteen eighty US men's hockey team one thousand to
Speaker 1: one long shots to take home Olympic goal. About them, right, yeah?
Speaker 1: I personally compare her to the Bacon and Brooks keto
Speaker 1: salad in that it doesn't stand a chance to survive.
Speaker 1: Will she prove the world wrong by answering one question? Right?
Speaker 1: Let's find out when we play a cap or no cap. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited, Alexis. Adding salt to water makes it
Speaker 1: boil faster. Cap or no Cap. You make a lot
Speaker 1: of mac and cheese, girl, I don't have a salt
Speaker 1: in my mac and cheese. Too much in the water,
Speaker 1: it's gonna mess up the flavor. I don't want salty
Speaker 1: mac and cheese, the flavor of the powdered cheese. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually don't know, but Jake has given me a
Speaker 1: CAP answer every time so far in this game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that's cap. Ja, Yes, I just go.
Speaker 1: Alexis says cap, that's cap. Yeah. Do you believe in
Speaker 1: it actually raises the boiling point so it does take longer, Alexis,
Speaker 1: you're moving on to the championships, Jose Yes. At one point,
Speaker 1: the Statue of Liberty operated as a lighthouse cap or
Speaker 1: no Cap. So I know that it was like either
Speaker 1: supposed to be a lighthouse or was it? I mean
Speaker 1: it was a gift from France. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: gift from France. She was originally holding a bag get. Yeah,
Speaker 1: welcome doing malap. You know, I don't think they are.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that's cap. Jose says cap, that's no cap.
Speaker 1: He's a lighthouse for sixteen years. The torch was a
Speaker 1: large light that could be seen from twenty four miles away.
Speaker 1: Would still lit up, that'd be sweetly or her eyes
Speaker 1: glowed red like shot lasers out yea, welcome to America.
Speaker 1: Turn away now way better? Yeah it does. You're at
Speaker 1: risk for being shocked. It would take twenty minutes for
Speaker 1: a person to fall from the crust down to the
Speaker 1: center of the earth. Cap or no cap A big
Speaker 1: hole from the surface of the Earth down to the core.
Speaker 1: Good twenty minutes. I don't know what the rate of
Speaker 1: falling is. And would you just hop on your phone
Speaker 1: like on to ticket making a post. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna die. How far down is above the ocean? I
Speaker 1: think that's like seven miles down to the bottom of
Speaker 1: the ocean. You know, I'm gonna say that that's no cap.
Speaker 1: Brook says, no cap, and that's no cap. Scientist in
Speaker 1: the math in twenty minutes? How long it would take? Wow?
Speaker 1: Brook and Alexis are safe. Jeffrey the Eiffel Tower was
Speaker 1: first offered to the city of Barcelona, but they turned
Speaker 1: it down because it was too ugly. Is the bedroom
Speaker 1: Eiffel Tower or is no? One googled that if you're okay,
Speaker 1: it's the actual Eiffel Tower CAP or no. CAP was
Speaker 1: offered to Barcelona and they said it was too ugly.
Speaker 1: I thought the whole thing is that it's Gustaf Eiffel,
Speaker 1: the French guy, and he wanted to build something for
Speaker 1: his country. Why Spain. I do know that there was
Speaker 1: a lot of controversy about it being ugly when it
Speaker 1: first came out, but also the first was unveiled. But
Speaker 1: now I think they want to mix. Now I think
Speaker 1: it's amazing, right because PC culture, everything's beautiful, incredibly impressive.
Speaker 1: But the whole thing was like it's a World's Fair.
Speaker 1: We want to show how amazing world fair they built
Speaker 1: it for like the World's Fair, and they want to
Speaker 1: show how amazing the architecture was. That is CAP, Jeffrey
Speaker 1: says CAP, and that's no CAP. Paris didn't like it
Speaker 1: at first either, and they originally planned to tear it
Speaker 1: down after the World's Fair, but Barcelona did think it
Speaker 1: was ugly and passed. Yeah, we're onto the championship rounds
Speaker 1: alex and Brook. You Alexis, yes, bagpipes originated in Scotland.
Speaker 1: Cap or no cap? Oh um? I mean does anybody
Speaker 1: plan them anywhere else? I'm going to say that no
Speaker 1: cap has to be true. Alexis says, no cap, that's cap.
Speaker 1: Where were they in the Middle East countries before they
Speaker 1: ever came over to year Brook, you win today and
Speaker 1: you goose? Okay, you know, I'm just gonna go with Jose.
Speaker 1: It just feels good today. I feel like I deserved
Speaker 1: it today. I lost today today, So throat is sore. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna give it over to Jose. And somebody wanted
Speaker 1: to hear hot in here by Nelly. Oh yeah, hot
Speaker 1: said it's getting hot in hair. So takfi cloth vega
Speaker 1: your shot collar. Question of the day where we witnessed
Speaker 1: history Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. I know we
Speaker 1: report on all the cool teenage trends and TikTok challenges
Speaker 1: going on here in North America where they're eating tide
Speaker 1: pods and drinking hand sanitizers, lighten each other on fire.
Speaker 1: Just god, fun times, dude. We're never gonna look back
Speaker 1: and be embarrassed by this Internet. And have you guys
Speaker 1: heard what's going on in Japan right now? Though you
Speaker 1: can find it under the hashtag sushi tarot or the
Speaker 1: hashtag sushi terrorism. What does that mean? What is it? Well,
Speaker 1: it's a popular thing for young people in Japan at
Speaker 1: the moment to go to sushi restaurants that I have
Speaker 1: one of those like moving conveyor belts on them. I
Speaker 1: love them with the food on it. Oh, you haven't
Speaker 1: given me a sushi trade? And the young adults will
Speaker 1: grab a plate of food, lick it and then put
Speaker 1: it back on the I hate them. Well, everybody hates
Speaker 1: the cool kids brook. Oh my god. The one twenty
Speaker 1: one year old was recently arrested for putting his mouth
Speaker 1: on the spout of a soy sauce dispenser in one
Speaker 1: of the stores started this is how COVID got spread. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly the problem. The whole country is horrified because
Speaker 1: it is coinciding with a big rise and COVID cases.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So how are the restaurants handling this? Well, now,
Speaker 1: if a customer walks in who appears to be younger
Speaker 1: than twenty five years old. They're gonna set up AI
Speaker 1: robots in front of them to constantly monitor. We got
Speaker 1: sushi babysitters, just like sits and stairs while you eat
Speaker 1: your salmon roll. I love that Japan has a technology
Speaker 1: to actually pull that off. You know, Can I get
Speaker 1: one of those robots from my kids and it will
Speaker 1: be like a babysitter. It's gonna be like je don't
Speaker 1: spit it out, don't you think about it? No dessert
Speaker 1: until you finish that. At least they've come up with something.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be more trends and cool news we'll talk
Speaker 1: about with laser stories right after this. It's the radio
Speaker 1: segment that launched a charity called Buns for Nuns, giving
Speaker 1: implants to body conscious members of the clergy to help
Speaker 1: them feel more confident while they was going to be pastries.
Speaker 1: You don't think church attendant shoots up by three thousand
Speaker 1: percent after this, I guess thank you. Laser stories take
Speaker 1: back from the middle of a hell. Mary read weird
Speaker 1: news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser because our the Bible babes
Speaker 1: just don't first. Laser stories out of the future of
Speaker 1: now you've heard of chat GPT at this point, the
Speaker 1: AI that could steal a lot of writers jobs. But
Speaker 1: now there's a new one threatening to steal our own jobs.
Speaker 1: What well, John's upset. It's called radio GPT and it
Speaker 1: uses the same tech as chat GPT and a software
Speaker 1: company in Ohio just released it. Now the only silver
Speaker 1: lining is, well, there is I don't think there is one.
Speaker 1: We're all going to be fired soon. Oh, John's cool
Speaker 1: with anyone's hiring out there. Let us know what do
Speaker 1: we do next? I mean, the only option I've ever
Speaker 1: heard of is real estate agent. Absolutely. You just launched
Speaker 1: a demo site where you can go check it out,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna play the audio while Jose hops on
Speaker 1: Craigslist to look for a new job. So here you go.
Speaker 1: Here's what's trending on social media. In Springfield, railroad workers
Speaker 1: on the south side of Springfield rescue a raccoon frozen
Speaker 1: to the train tracks by the hair on its bottom.
Speaker 1: It's a mystery how the poor creator got stuck in
Speaker 1: the first place, but you just know he's gonna be
Speaker 1: the butt of all the jokes with all this forest buddies. Oh,
Speaker 1: they're funnier than us too. That's pretty crazy. But none
Speaker 1: of those are actual human voices. Those are all robotic
Speaker 1: voices that just sound human like. It's hard that it
Speaker 1: does sound like a normal regular morning show, not like ours.
Speaker 1: Ours is good, I mean like other one. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: we want more people to listen to radio, Yeah, as
Speaker 1: you heard, the AI voices cant tell you about the news,
Speaker 1: even local news and traffic, and in rare cases actually
Speaker 1: try and be funny. Tap, I just want to hear
Speaker 1: that a lot brutal. You know. A popular web publication
Speaker 1: talked to two of the guys behind it, and they
Speaker 1: claim they're not trying to steal our jobs. Oh what
Speaker 1: do they say? That's quote the furthest thing from their goal. Really, Okay,
Speaker 1: they must be in management money. Let's say it's really
Speaker 1: meant for times a day when hosts like us aren't
Speaker 1: working anyway, it is because there's no jobs available. Okay.
Speaker 1: Remember there used to be hosts that worked late at
Speaker 1: night on this station until they were replaced by automated versions,
Speaker 1: and honestly, that was the only way you got into radio.
Speaker 1: They also think hosts like us might enjoy having robot
Speaker 1: co hosts eventually, which is interesting because who says I'm
Speaker 1: not a robot already. Your emotions speak that sometimes. But
Speaker 1: the real question is, would you the listener, still enjoy
Speaker 1: our show if you knew the people talking were emotionless
Speaker 1: robots and not humans. I know, I mean I would
Speaker 1: hope not. We've already got two Texas say yes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're taking jobs from us, so we
Speaker 1: need to start taking jobs from the robots. To it out,
Speaker 1: everyone throw away your toasters. I'm coming over. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: breathe on it till it's warm. At least I'm gainfully
Speaker 1: and blood. This next sizer Stories out of Easter is
Speaker 1: coming stific. The grocery store chain Aldi stock their shelves
Speaker 1: with festive Easter bunny marshmallow snacks recently. Okay. The only
Speaker 1: problem they look nothing like bunnies and resemble a much
Speaker 1: more not safe for workshape. Oh let's see, here's the picture.
Speaker 1: The unidentified form of the bunnies and chicks first caught
Speaker 1: the attention of a British shopper who wrote on Twitter, quote, sorry, Aldi,
Speaker 1: but that ain't a bunny. That looks like the treats
Speaker 1: I bought for like a bachelor party. She shared photos
Speaker 1: of the fallically shaped candies that bear absolutely zero resemblance
Speaker 1: to an actual Easter Bunny. Didn't take long for Twitter
Speaker 1: users to pile on the jokes. Here's a few. Did
Speaker 1: They misspelled chicks? Someone said I'll take five bags please,
Speaker 1: wrote some well endowed marshmallows. You got there? They just
Speaker 1: add water and with three exclamation points, it's an easter rising.
Speaker 1: After the tweet went viral, Aldie couldn't ignore the problem
Speaker 1: any longer, and they simply tweeted, we can't even defend
Speaker 1: this one. You don't know that there is some grandma
Speaker 1: that's still gonna buy these and put them in Easter
Speaker 1: eggs and not understand Why are you on your phone
Speaker 1: on the all these website right now? I just calm down.
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of in the air.
Speaker 1: Up theres a new flight hack is going viral because
Speaker 1: it shows you how to get an entire row of
Speaker 1: seats on the plane to yourself. Every time we call
Speaker 1: out the poor man's first class, yeah, that is exactly
Speaker 1: what they call it. Yes, and the person who came
Speaker 1: up with it is also getting heat for ruining the
Speaker 1: flying experience for everybody else. What is he doing? Here's
Speaker 1: what you do. You buy one ticket for yourself, okay,
Speaker 1: and then you buy the two seats next to you
Speaker 1: as well. But it's key that you make sure to
Speaker 1: buy fully refundable tickets for the second two and forty
Speaker 1: five minutes before boarding the flight, you cancel your two
Speaker 1: fully refundable tickets and get one hundred percent of your
Speaker 1: money back. And people who've tried to say ninety percent
Speaker 1: of the time, it doesn't give the airline enough time
Speaker 1: to fill the seats if there's no standby list or anything.
Speaker 1: Especially Yeah, not everyone's happy, though, they're saying by putting
Speaker 1: this info out into the world, it'll cause the airlines
Speaker 1: to stop offering fully refundable tickets. Can you imagine you
Speaker 1: imagine getting out a flight now there's only like forty people.
Speaker 1: Everyone has their own. I was like, I could see
Speaker 1: you doing this, but then totally forgetting to cancel the tickets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just sending two thousand dollars. Why didn't I just
Speaker 1: get first class? Yeah? Exactly. Stories out of Survey World.
Speaker 1: In a recent survey, fifty six percent of people said
Speaker 1: they snore or have a partner who does, and fifty
Speaker 1: four percent of them have tried various hacks to try
Speaker 1: and cut back on the snoring, and the range of
Speaker 1: tips and tricks is all over the place. Some of
Speaker 1: the most popular things people have tried include using anti
Speaker 1: snore pillows, oh like where it props your neck a
Speaker 1: certain way or something, drinking more water, h nasal strips,
Speaker 1: nasal sprays ye Boddy who tried nasal strips it didn't work,
Speaker 1: taking a hot shower right before bed, and using a
Speaker 1: mouthguard or ball gag and trust me, I never snore.
Speaker 1: And then there's the weirder hacks which maybe randomly discovered.
Speaker 1: Brilliance totally natural, that's been happening since the seventies. But
Speaker 1: taping your mouth shut there's one which sounds very unsafe.
Speaker 1: Please don't do that. Putting a clothes pin over your
Speaker 1: nose it sounds painful, Spreading olive oil over your feet,
Speaker 1: what oh God, that stops the snoring, and finally putting
Speaker 1: a tennis ball in your pj's to stop you from
Speaker 1: lying on your back? Had a tennis ball in your pocket?
Speaker 1: Or are you just happy to see me? On average,
Speaker 1: the people in the survey would spend forty dollars a
Speaker 1: month to improve their snoring, or they'd shell out three
Speaker 1: hundred and forty bucks if it meant it would stop
Speaker 1: for good. Wow. Or you can just do what this
Speaker 1: guy does and work himself to the bone for hours
Speaker 1: on end and then just passed out on the tongue
Speaker 1: of an Adida's high side Adidas Caance store. No, that's
Speaker 1: Cozy's time too, and that sounds Laser Stories has come
Speaker 1: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Wednesday, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: What is it about humans that makes us love to
Speaker 1: watch other people fail? Oh? Yeah, it makes us feel
Speaker 1: better about ourselves. I think. So it's something to it,
Speaker 1: because there's tons of TV shows about it, like America's
Speaker 1: Funniest Home Videos, Yeah, which still makes so much money.
Speaker 1: Classes Yeah, because they will. They own all those video rights,
Speaker 1: so anything that's put on on YouTube, I've heard they
Speaker 1: get paid for it. A World's Dumbest Criminals watch stuff
Speaker 1: like that, or Laser Stories or Planet Earth's Sloppiest drunk hookups,
Speaker 1: like an episode with the guy from New Zealand who
Speaker 1: passed out on a digury do Oh there right, I
Speaker 1: didn't see that. You use a sleep on the DIY
Speaker 1: part of it. Yeah, but our next segment deserves it's
Speaker 1: own TV show. Like imagine watching desperate singles on a
Speaker 1: phone leaving cringey voicemails to people that they try to
Speaker 1: hook up. Watch. We call it the Loser Line, and
Speaker 1: my guess is it's coming to CBS this fall. You're
Speaker 1: gonna hear a preview when we play a brand new
Speaker 1: batch of messages coming up at seven texts, right number,
Speaker 1: it's the Loser Line. Just call me back if you
Speaker 1: haven't heard the Loser Line before. It works like this.
Speaker 1: Let's say a unique guy approaches you while you're out
Speaker 1: at the club and he uses this charming pickup line
Speaker 1: on you. Hey, pretty lady, are you my high yield
Speaker 1: savings account? Because with you, I'm showing intest. I'm threw up.
Speaker 1: After he says that, whatever you do, don't flap the
Speaker 1: monocle off his face and steal his top hat. Instead,
Speaker 1: tuck your number to the Loser Line right into his
Speaker 1: handkerchief pocket. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we
Speaker 1: can play on the air voicemails like this one next message,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jared, I have such great news. I
Speaker 1: won Jared, I won fifty thousand dollars and I'm just
Speaker 1: like this is all because of you. So like we
Speaker 1: should take a vacation together. Anywhere you want to go,
Speaker 1: I mean first class obviously, and it's on me. I
Speaker 1: mean I owe you. I feel like I should write
Speaker 1: you a check right now, like, so please let me
Speaker 1: know where you want to go. I'm down tomorrow, this
Speaker 1: weekend whenever. Next message, I really hope that's not the
Speaker 1: lady who I let cut me in line at seven
Speaker 1: to eleven years Did you also give her the loser life? Yes? Man,
Speaker 1: go ahead of me, and here's a phone number. Next message, Hey, Alice,
Speaker 1: just wondering why I haven't heard back from you. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe I think you're too good for me. Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: you're intimidated right, Like, maybe the reason why you haven't
Speaker 1: even called me back is because I'm too handsome. I
Speaker 1: make too much money. I've been to all seven continents
Speaker 1: before I was twenty years old. Maybe that turns you
Speaker 1: off the idea that you can be with somebody who's
Speaker 1: just this good. So my advice to you, Alice, if
Speaker 1: to get your together and don't like great amazing men
Speaker 1: like me pass you by? Who wants to be single
Speaker 1: with options like that, he's not over compensating for something.
Speaker 1: I actually saw a guy online the other day saying
Speaker 1: like girls are intimidated. No girls ever talk to me.
Speaker 1: It's because I'm too attractive. I don't think that's problem.
Speaker 1: I told me last week. She's like, I saw this
Speaker 1: guy but too attractive. Next message, Hey, Matt, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure why you haven't sexed me. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you're trying to figure out you know where we're gonna eat,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna help you out. These are my top
Speaker 1: three cuisines. I like Greek food, I like barbecue, and
Speaker 1: I also like sea food, pressley, lobster, and I could
Speaker 1: eat a lot. One time, I ate six lobster tails
Speaker 1: at one dinner and I was still hungry and I
Speaker 1: needed a dessert. I put it away, So bring your wallet.
Speaker 1: Don't be cheap. Prove to me you're a real man.
Speaker 1: So if you need to take out a long, go
Speaker 1: one of them little instant long places. I don't know,
Speaker 1: get some money. Okay, I'm waiting for your text, though.
Speaker 1: Next message, I like her? Who was she six lobster tills? Yeah?
Speaker 1: By the third is the guy having a heart attack.
Speaker 1: She's like, you better buy the whole red Lobster franchise
Speaker 1: or I'm not going out with you. Remember, you can
Speaker 1: follow us on our YouTube for more lose the lines.
Speaker 1: If you're like in this segment at Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: and you're awesome voicemails like this one. Next message, Hey Margaret,
Speaker 1: this is I really enjoyed talking you over my buddy
Speaker 1: Billy's house. UM. I didn't mean to show up uninvited,
Speaker 1: but uh, you know I didn't realize you were his
Speaker 1: parole officer. Uh. I'm glad we hit it off so
Speaker 1: because it was kind of fun talking to you, especially
Speaker 1: when I asked about if you're packing heat or not
Speaker 1: and you said, wouldn't you like to know? I would
Speaker 1: like to know. I'd also like to know if you
Speaker 1: also got some handcuffs and maybe a night stick too.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe we could explore that if if you're ever interested.
Speaker 1: But yeah, totally would love to grab a dinner with you.
Speaker 1: And maybe we don't have to mention Billy at all,
Speaker 1: especially since you were carrying the sample of as you're in.
Speaker 1: But I really appreciate talking to me and hope you
Speaker 1: call me back. Meage I confused where the attraction was happening,
Speaker 1: and then he mentioned the the giant You're I'm like,
Speaker 1: I get it. Now, that's hot. You know, parole officers,
Speaker 1: I'm sure often say you don't know how many quality
Speaker 1: men I meet. The next message, Hey Brandon, miss um.
Speaker 1: I know normally I text messad you, but I've been
Speaker 1: sick and I've been wanting you to hear my raspy voice.
Speaker 1: I think it sounds like Scarlet Johansen. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: had a lot of on the other night, Um, when
Speaker 1: we were hanging out and we could get to know
Speaker 1: each other. Maybe you could come back my place. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. God, I totally hear it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't know Black Widow two scar Jos on a ventilator
Speaker 1: that is really up in the sex level of the
Speaker 1: Avengers game. I think that was the one where she
Speaker 1: played the chain smoking trucker. Yet. Listen to the Loser
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Speaker 1: your Loser Line messages Your phone tabs coming up right
Speaker 1: after this broke and Jeffrey in the morning. You guys
Speaker 1: all think I'm tough, right, sure, buddy, Like, if you
Speaker 1: were describing me to your friends, you'd say, Jeffson, no
Speaker 1: nonsense ballbuster, Ruffian bad boy who doesn't take no for
Speaker 1: an answer. She must have been listening in on my
Speaker 1: phone call. At least I try to be when I
Speaker 1: call a guy who's thinking about putting his house up
Speaker 1: for sale. But as the real tripper is a next
Speaker 1: door neighbor whose house is already on the market, I'm
Speaker 1: inclined to change his mind, and I'll do it by
Speaker 1: any means necessary. I'll go way out of bounds if
Speaker 1: I have to. I'm a Ruffian member. I bet you will.
Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now? Hello? Hey, is this Philip?
Speaker 1: This is him? Who's this? My name's Chuck Backenbach. I'm
Speaker 1: the realtor for your next door neighbors. And I heard
Speaker 1: you were thinking about putting your house up on the
Speaker 1: market too, right, Yeah? How'd you hear that from the mercer?
Speaker 1: They were saying that you were considering it? Okay, but
Speaker 1: I already hired a realtor, so I don't need me representative. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not looking to work with you. In fact, I
Speaker 1: don't think I would work with you. I had the choice,
Speaker 1: excuse me, you know, only because we just went on
Speaker 1: the market, and so it'd be a conflict of interest
Speaker 1: to have two homes right next to each other, you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean doesn't that happen all the time. I don't
Speaker 1: really see the problem with it. Yeah, but I think
Speaker 1: we can both agree that your house isn't even close
Speaker 1: to being as nice as the Marie. You've never been
Speaker 1: inside my house. I don't have to be inside. Just
Speaker 1: the overall look from the street appeal, there's has this inviting,
Speaker 1: bold charm and yours, I mean, please don't take any
Speaker 1: offense to this, but yours looks more like a soup kitchen.
Speaker 1: Well that's your opinion, and I don't really care about.
Speaker 1: In fact, I was shocked to not see a whole
Speaker 1: line of people dressed in rags standing outside your door
Speaker 1: this morning. So good for you, you pal. Where do
Speaker 1: you get off saying that? I mean, it's just my
Speaker 1: many many years as a realtor, I can kind of
Speaker 1: pick up on things, you know, So you know what,
Speaker 1: I think you're rude, kind ofcending, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: talk to the Murrays because I don't think they should
Speaker 1: have hired you. Well, I'm just gonna take all of
Speaker 1: what you said as a compliment. I actually strive to
Speaker 1: be those things, so thank you. Okay, I'll consider that,
Speaker 1: But as a friendly request from them and from myself,
Speaker 1: I would hold off for about a month, let them
Speaker 1: get their house sold, and then you can come in
Speaker 1: and clean up the scraps or whatever's left. I really
Speaker 1: care of your friendly request and do what I want. Okay.
Speaker 1: So you want to be competing with me, there's no competition.
Speaker 1: I guarantee my house will sell before there's real seems
Speaker 1: to think so too. Are you sure about that, because yeah,
Speaker 1: without a doubt. I just noticed that someone filed the
Speaker 1: complaint regarding hazardous waste material being dumped illegally in your backyard.
Speaker 1: That's weird. I bet you're the one that filed that complaint.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: it could take weeks to investigate, maybe even months, while
Speaker 1: the EPA finds the rusted out oil drums buried underground.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like that on my property at jack At Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, you may be right about that, but
Speaker 1: according to the complaint I just filed oaps the complaint
Speaker 1: you filed. Did I just say that? You better not
Speaker 1: set me up? You son of a Hey bud, Look,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give you a heads up here,
Speaker 1: because it'd be a big shame if something horrible happened
Speaker 1: and you ended up getting foreclosed on. So you're gonna
Speaker 1: foreclose on my house? How are you going to pull
Speaker 1: that off? If you're a realtor? Faith, I bet you
Speaker 1: didn't know. I'm the managing broker here. So what do
Speaker 1: you know how many ducks I had to stuck to
Speaker 1: get this job? I do not want to know, metaphorically
Speaker 1: and sometimes literally speaking. You know, kudos a city of
Speaker 1: swimming in it? What does that have to do with me?
Speaker 1: Am I house? I'm just I'm letting you know the
Speaker 1: lengths that I'm willing to go to get the job done. Well,
Speaker 1: can your realtors say that? Hey man, look, I bet
Speaker 1: you want to hire me now that you know what
Speaker 1: a bad act I am. I don't know that that
Speaker 1: qualifies you as a bad act. I maybe think the opposite.
Speaker 1: It's not like a schoolyard. Why are you laughing? I'm
Speaker 1: not supposed to be laughing. This is a frank call, dude.
Speaker 1: What your wife may set you up for a phone tap?
Speaker 1: My name's jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Are you killing me? Serious? Oh yeah? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with her? More importantly, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I've never had someone say some of those things. I
Speaker 1: asked myself the same question every day. But your wife
Speaker 1: May has reached out to us saying that you guys
Speaker 1: were thinking of putting your house up for sale and
Speaker 1: she thought it'd be funny to prank you. That wasn't
Speaker 1: funny at all? Are you sure, May? I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: it was a little funny. I mean you heard how
Speaker 1: I got to the top. You could be like me someday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's not an aspiration of mine. But to each
Speaker 1: their own, all right, But no, seriously, good luck s
Speaker 1: all in your house? Well, thanks, and I you know
Speaker 1: it's prettier then you talk to If you want some secrets,
Speaker 1: I can email them over to you. That get videos right?
Speaker 1: We're doing just all right? Yeah, Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. What would you be willing to give up
Speaker 1: in order to have a one off makeout session with
Speaker 1: your long time crush. Wow, probably a lot. Would you
Speaker 1: give up your favorite food forever whatever? Maybe sell the
Speaker 1: family pet? No makeout session. Would you go to the
Speaker 1: extreme and stop watching reruns of The Gilmour Girls? Is
Speaker 1: that something you're doing? And we're not talking about me,
Speaker 1: we're talking about forbidden love because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: contacted us saying he just risked his friendship with one
Speaker 1: of his closest buddies in order to lock lips with
Speaker 1: someone he's thought of for a very, very long time.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see if we can make this forbidden love
Speaker 1: happen in your second date update right after this second
Speaker 1: Most of the time, whenever we talk about forbidden love
Speaker 1: on the show, it's about Brooke and her insatiable thirst
Speaker 1: for her cousin Ron stop it. I do not like
Speaker 1: my cousin, not anymore, oh my god. But alas, we're
Speaker 1: not dealing with that type of forbidden love, at least
Speaker 1: not today. One of our listeners, Mark says he dipped
Speaker 1: a toe into the forbidden pool of romance recently, and
Speaker 1: he's afraid the lifeguard won't let him cannonball all the
Speaker 1: way in, so he needs our He Mark welcome to
Speaker 1: the show man. Hey, thank you, Oh man, I love
Speaker 1: a good juicy story. I mean, I'm dying to know
Speaker 1: who you're talking about. Yeah, it's allus your situation. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: so I have a best friend Stuart. I'm going by Stu.
Speaker 1: We've been really good friends since college. Oh, do you
Speaker 1: want to take it to the next level? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: well I thought forbid your best friend. Now I'm a
Speaker 1: straight sella. And uh, you know, Stu and I have
Speaker 1: been really good buddies since college. You know, I know
Speaker 1: his family go over his house all the time. He
Speaker 1: loves my family. That's the best when you can just
Speaker 1: like walk in, Yeah, like you're the second son. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you prefer their family to your own family. Actually, most
Speaker 1: of the time, would take any family. Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1: It's nice to have a close friend from college. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like a brother to me. And I'm just afraid
Speaker 1: it may have ruined everything because I Lokey had crushed
Speaker 1: under the younger sister Lisa for a while. You did
Speaker 1: you hook up with her already? Um? Yeah, something did happen,
Speaker 1: you know, but it's been one of those things where
Speaker 1: you know, I couldn't even ask because he wouldn't be
Speaker 1: cool with it. Oh really, he wouldn't be. Well, there's
Speaker 1: two different types. Like I have a friend who's literally
Speaker 1: always asked like, bro, we should date my sister. Would
Speaker 1: be so cool? Yeah, stay away. I asked my best
Speaker 1: friend from high school if I could date his little
Speaker 1: sister and he said yes. Yeah. But then I asked
Speaker 1: the sister and she said no. So that was a
Speaker 1: super low moment. Yeah, legally we're supposed to. Yeah, that's rough.
Speaker 1: I think it's really weird too, Like it's just like
Speaker 1: a kind of aggressive on your bros part. Maybe weird.
Speaker 1: I mean, how old's a little sister? How much younger
Speaker 1: she's seen a few years younger? I mean, nothing crazy,
Speaker 1: all right, So what happened. I was recently single and
Speaker 1: I was at a bar and I saw Lisa there.
Speaker 1: I went over and started talking to her and we
Speaker 1: were laughing about something, and I said, it's under different circumstances.
Speaker 1: You know, I wasn't friends with your brother. I would
Speaker 1: have asked you out a long time ago. That's a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had to have been drunk when he said that. Buzz. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a little bit of it. That's confident. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did she say to that? She was like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe you should do it anyway. Oh god, this is
Speaker 1: why I always wanted an older brother. I never had one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, their friends would be so cute right up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, like friends with older brothers always had hot guys.
Speaker 1: You'd like to salute around with everybody and your friends.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Alexa, We got it. So she wanted you
Speaker 1: to ask her out. Yeah, I took that as a
Speaker 1: go ahead. So I was like, what are you doing
Speaker 1: ten minutes from now? And she said, oh, she said,
Speaker 1: I'm busy, but I'm available five minutes from now. I like, Lisa, actually,
Speaker 1: you guys do have a good banter. Was it fun? Yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like meeting me outside in five So we ended
Speaker 1: up walking around and grabbing food at a food truck
Speaker 1: and we kind of set up making out so fun
Speaker 1: and it probably felt like you know, it's always fun
Speaker 1: when it's a little dangerous. Yeah, what was it good?
Speaker 1: Because there's a whole build up to that moment. Was
Speaker 1: it as good as you had thought it would be?
Speaker 1: It was great, And I mean we had I mean,
Speaker 1: we have a connection. You know, we had a lot
Speaker 1: of fun to hang out and you know, we had
Speaker 1: known each other for so long, so it was a little,
Speaker 1: you know, weird kissing someone that you know that you've
Speaker 1: known for for that long. But yeah, I mean that's
Speaker 1: good news. How did it? How did that night end? Well?
Speaker 1: I was like, we can't tell your brother about this,
Speaker 1: he said, from a grown woman, I can make my
Speaker 1: own decisions. I was gonna say that you guys are
Speaker 1: both adults, and now, I mean that makes it feel
Speaker 1: really immature by by trying to keep a secret. But
Speaker 1: I get why you're worried about it. If you really
Speaker 1: think he'd be that upset. Well, it kind of changed
Speaker 1: my tune after that, and I said, if anybody's gonna
Speaker 1: tell him, if it's got to be me, and I
Speaker 1: kind of need some time to figure out how to
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, what'd you say to that? Well, we
Speaker 1: just kind of got into a disagreement and it really
Speaker 1: just ended sort of weird. Oh did she like immediately
Speaker 1: leave and text her brother? Does he know? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Everything seems to be okay with SWO. She's not treating
Speaker 1: me different and I haven't brought it up, so I
Speaker 1: don't think she said anything. Okay, I mean hopefully she did,
Speaker 1: and he's cool with it, but doesn't sound likely. Do
Speaker 1: you want to date her or do you just wanted
Speaker 1: it to be with that one night? Everything except for
Speaker 1: the end was awesome, and I you know, I would
Speaker 1: love to keep hanging out with her. Okay, you would
Speaker 1: like to see her. Let's take a quick vote around
Speaker 1: the room. Do we think that this is a good
Speaker 1: idea for him to date his best friend's younger sister Alexis? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why not? Yeah? Okay, Yeah, I'm into it. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: girls love Yeah. The worst thing that can happen you
Speaker 1: lose your best friend. Yeah. The romantic in me loves
Speaker 1: this because if you guys do I'm fast forwarding here,
Speaker 1: end up getting engaged or worried. You already have a
Speaker 1: family's blessing. You missed a lot of stat they kissed
Speaker 1: outside of a kill Bo truck, just saying, the romantic
Speaker 1: in me things this will go very well. Okay, and
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna I'm gonna vote no, this is probably
Speaker 1: not a good idea, but we're gonna that's only because
Speaker 1: you were rejected by a sister. If I can't have
Speaker 1: my best friends anyway, we're gonna call your best friend's
Speaker 1: sister Lisa and try and get you a second date
Speaker 1: update right after this. All right, that's the awesome thing.
Speaker 1: All right? Hold on second, we're running a little bit
Speaker 1: short on time, so I'm gonna do a quick recap.
Speaker 1: A guy has a best friend from college and he's
Speaker 1: had a crush on his friend's little sister for a
Speaker 1: few years now. One night, they ran into each other
Speaker 1: at a bar, ended up hanging out the rest of
Speaker 1: the evening, and even kissed outside of a food truck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Mark, here's my question, because I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure I heard it correctly. You definitely don't think
Speaker 1: her brother knows about this, No way, he would have
Speaker 1: freaked out on me by No, for sure. Okay, so
Speaker 1: when do you want to tell him? Like a month
Speaker 1: in a year when you start popping out nieces and
Speaker 1: nephews for when's the good time at the wedding? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess it depends on what happens early.
Speaker 1: Let's played by a year. But today we're calling the
Speaker 1: little sister, right, we're not calling I mean, when was
Speaker 1: the last time you talked to her? Yeah? I haven't
Speaker 1: really talked to her since all this went down. Oh
Speaker 1: about three weeks. Oh oh wow, no checks. I have
Speaker 1: no idea what we're going to get on the other
Speaker 1: line when we call her like we're a girl hopefully
Speaker 1: well angry? Yeah, okay, I'm going in with a positive attitude. Okay, Mark,
Speaker 1: you always do, Jeffy, someone has to. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Calling Lisa right now here we go, Hello, Hey is
Speaker 1: this Lisa? Yeah? This is she Lisa. How's it going?
Speaker 1: You're on the radio right now? Okay, wait, who is this? Well,
Speaker 1: we're a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: and we are excited to talk to you. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: have a very interesting conversation looming here. I think I
Speaker 1: don't understand what's happening. I don't understand what you mean
Speaker 1: by a radio. I don't know what a radio. We
Speaker 1: have a lot of explaining to do here. We also
Speaker 1: do a podcast. Does that help? Probably? Okay, But why
Speaker 1: are you calling me? Yeah? We're calling because we're doing
Speaker 1: a segment called a Second Date Update, and we're trying
Speaker 1: to ask you a little bit about your interaction about
Speaker 1: three weeks ago with a guy named Mark, family named Mark.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to label anything. Okay, what did he tell you? Like,
Speaker 1: I what did he say? Yeah? Yeah, have you guys
Speaker 1: met up randomly at a bar one night and ran
Speaker 1: into each other there hung out the rest of the night.
Speaker 1: You guys went to a food truck. You remember this, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I very vividly remember this night. Okay, Okay, what did
Speaker 1: you think? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, can you start for
Speaker 1: the beginning, like when Mark said I want to ask
Speaker 1: you out on the date, Like, I mean, it's your
Speaker 1: brother's best friend. What were you thinking? So at birth
Speaker 1: I actually was like into it just because I've always
Speaker 1: felt like Mark is kind of hot and fun and like, okay,
Speaker 1: it was exciting and felt this is gonna sound strange,
Speaker 1: but like a little bit dangerous and risky going behind
Speaker 1: my brother's back because yeah, I don't know how much
Speaker 1: you know, but like Mark is best friends with my
Speaker 1: older brothers too. Yeah okay, Well because of that though,
Speaker 1: after we kind of had our and we like kind
Speaker 1: of made out whatever um, And then immediately Mark was like,
Speaker 1: but you can't tell your brother And that felt really
Speaker 1: gross to me, like really controlling. Yeah, like that felt
Speaker 1: like a red flag. Well I don't think he was
Speaker 1: like trying to kill the romance or anything. I think
Speaker 1: he was just honestly worried that he might be blowing
Speaker 1: up a good friendship for this who wants to keep
Speaker 1: the goods with everybody? I guess, but that's not attractive
Speaker 1: to me, Like you're making out with me and now
Speaker 1: you're you're acting scared. I don't tell anybody. I probably
Speaker 1: should have waited him in five minutes or something. I mean,
Speaker 1: we told him that sounded pretty immature when he retold that.
Speaker 1: I mean, he told us that you guys got into
Speaker 1: an argument about it, and it sounded like he kind
Speaker 1: of realized that too. Honestly, it was a little too
Speaker 1: late because I decided, for sure I was going to
Speaker 1: tell my brother, Oh what, so wait when did you
Speaker 1: tell him that night? What was his response? Well, my
Speaker 1: brother was cool with it, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's not a big deal. Shirt Wait what seriously? M hmmm.
Speaker 1: Why was Mark so in his head about your brother
Speaker 1: being so weird about it? Then? Like yeah, he was
Speaker 1: like for certain that his best room be like, deep,
Speaker 1: my sister she's mine, Yeah weird. Well that's weird, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's straight. Sever So your brother was actually fine, exactly,
Speaker 1: he said, Mark the good guy. If you want to
Speaker 1: hang out with him. That's cool with me, a good
Speaker 1: thing for someone. But the riskiness, the dangerous part of
Speaker 1: it was gone, which like, okay, that's fine, not not
Speaker 1: all my relationships need to be that. But then it
Speaker 1: just started becoming weird for me, like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be like making out with my brother's best friend.
Speaker 1: This guy knows all my brother's deep secrets. Like that's
Speaker 1: not something. So it didn't freak your brother out. It
Speaker 1: freaked you out to think about the risk and the
Speaker 1: danger was gone, and then so did the man's left.
Speaker 1: But like, what if I told you if you're into risk,
Speaker 1: in danger, there's been somebody secretly listening in on this
Speaker 1: conversation on the other line. What he wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to you? I just don't really know what this is.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I mean Mark has been quietly listening,
Speaker 1: wanting to jump in and super creepy than it's dangerous,
Speaker 1: he's a dangerous ball. Oh yeah either, bad boy? Wait
Speaker 1: so Mark heard everything I just said, Yes, you can
Speaker 1: ask him? Or do there? Mark? You told your brother
Speaker 1: like right off the bath, that's what you did. Of course,
Speaker 1: I'm able to make my own decisions, and I decided
Speaker 1: to do that. Yes, that's the first thing you have
Speaker 1: to say about all of this. I just I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would do that, Like that
Speaker 1: would be your first instinct when I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: worried about it, but whatever. I mean, he was cool
Speaker 1: with it, Mark, Yes, I mean that's unexpected. And I
Speaker 1: was just trying to be cautious about relationships. See that's
Speaker 1: the problem right there. Mark, You're trying to be cautious
Speaker 1: and she's into dangers. Got to be dangerous if that's true.
Speaker 1: But I'm still plenty dangerous. Really, Yeah, your your your
Speaker 1: family would hate it if we hooked up. I don't
Speaker 1: think family, Like, have you told your mom about it? No,
Speaker 1: believe it or not. I didn't call my mom. Wait,
Speaker 1: you're you're lucky you didn't tell your mom. She would
Speaker 1: have been super angry and pissed. Oh dangerous. Don't tell
Speaker 1: the dog either, this family anymore. So he's trying to
Speaker 1: make it sound dangerous. And if you think your parents
Speaker 1: would be upset, no, I think they'd be fine with
Speaker 1: it too, which makes it feel continuously more lame. I mean, Mark,
Speaker 1: I think not everyone approving of a healthy relationship. I
Speaker 1: think we need to play up Mark's good parts. Right,
Speaker 1: Everyone says he's a great guy in your family, he
Speaker 1: obviously likes you, and you guys know each other really well,
Speaker 1: like that can be a real foundation for something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I feel like with Mark specifically, i'd
Speaker 1: want it to feel more dangerous and it doesn't. And
Speaker 1: so that's just kind of where I'm at. Okay, so
Speaker 1: maybe that was the interactual I do other dangerous things,
Speaker 1: you know. I gamble until I have no money. That okay,
Speaker 1: So that's just irresponsible, But I'm not dangerous. It's like,
Speaker 1: I also have horrible credit. What do you think of that? Sometimes?
Speaker 1: I mean, what we would like to do, Lisa, is
Speaker 1: send you and Mark out on another day, and we
Speaker 1: would pay for it. You see that? Look at that?
Speaker 1: A man who won't even pay for his own dates, oh,
Speaker 1: because he ran out of money gamble. Isn't that naughty?
Speaker 1: What do you think, Lisa? Well, I hear that you
Speaker 1: want to do that, and Mark probably wants to do that,
Speaker 1: but I do not want to look at that. We
Speaker 1: finally found someone that doesn't approve of the relationship. Dating
Speaker 1: him would go against your own wishes. He doesn't any
Speaker 1: more naughty and risky than that. I think that yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but listen, I do want to say I'm okay with
Speaker 1: us still being friends, but like, all of this is
Speaker 1: really awkward. So I think maybe let's shift have some
Speaker 1: distance for a bit and I'll see you when I
Speaker 1: think you okay, great you are Thanksgiving Okay, wow, I
Speaker 1: definitely shouldn't have kids. Feel okay, maybe we can do.
Speaker 1: I'll laugh about this in the future and Thanksgiving Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, I'm gonna spare you
Speaker 1: any terrible Irish accent, but I am going to let
Speaker 1: you know that with Saint Patty's Day coming up, you
Speaker 1: better be prepared with your corn beef and your potatoes.
Speaker 1: And those potatoes better be coming from Washington State. Did
Speaker 1: you know that Washington State potato farmers produced twenty three
Speaker 1: percent of all the potatoes grown in the US. And
Speaker 1: that information is coming from an Idaho girl. Washington yields
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Speaker 1: people like me, it's totally normal to look out the
Speaker 1: front window of your home and see a long parade
Speaker 1: of iron men. What I don't know, but I need
Speaker 1: to move into your neighborhood. Apparently, over the weekend, the
Speaker 1: whole city was enveloped in a sea of steel men
Speaker 1: and women. Because it was Comic Con, geeks and the
Speaker 1: she geeks alike took to the streets wearing their favorite
Speaker 1: spandex outfits to show their love for their favorite comic
Speaker 1: book and fantasy characters. And that's why we sent around
Speaker 1: Jose Bolognos with Alexis down to interview them, not wearing
Speaker 1: spandex or sometimes even pants, for a little segment that
Speaker 1: we call what You're doing at Comic Con. We're gonna
Speaker 1: play you the audio coming up at eight ten nerds
Speaker 1: everywhere to send it on our local convention center over
Speaker 1: the weekend to celebrate their favorite day of the year,
Speaker 1: Comic Con. Yeah, and that's why we sent our own nerds,
Speaker 1: Jose and Alexis down to meet with those nerds so
Speaker 1: they could all nerd out together. When they asked a
Speaker 1: simple question, what you doing at Comic Con? What you're
Speaker 1: doing a comic. I like comicon. It's just a fun time. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a good place to meet fellow nerds and just cosplay. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're a regular and what are you dressed as?
Speaker 1: Can you tell me? I am an Aquaman. What's Aquaman's superpowers? Um,
Speaker 1: he's the King of Atlantis. So he can breathe underwater,
Speaker 1: he can communicate with aquatic animals and of the Little
Speaker 1: Mermaid kind of like SpongeBob. Okay, so you can like
Speaker 1: talk to starfish and like dolphins and stuff. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: can order a crabby patty. Back to SpongeBob. Why why
Speaker 1: is you like SpongeBob? Like SpongeBob. Now we're on the
Speaker 1: same page. I also like SpongeBob. Alright, awesome, this is
Speaker 1: my favorite TV show. I watched it every day every day. Yes,
Speaker 1: could you do like an impression of either of the
Speaker 1: characters for me? Then? Like Aquaman or SpongeBob. If he's better,
Speaker 1: I can try. I am very good at impressions, but
Speaker 1: neither of those are on my repertoire. It was impression
Speaker 1: is your best, though, I'd say, Smeiegel, oh from the
Speaker 1: Creepy Guy. Can you just Smigel talking to SpongeBob. Okay,
Speaker 1: who wants the rattle potty? You can have to learner
Speaker 1: it first. I don't even I am literally speechless. This
Speaker 1: is the best interview you've ever done, isn't it? But
Speaker 1: I'm not very good at them? So wow, Oh you
Speaker 1: guys didn't think it was degree is the best interview
Speaker 1: we've ever done. That's good. Put sniegel Bob at the
Speaker 1: very top of our interview list of all time. Good word.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a matchup I needed. But
Speaker 1: what you're doing at comic Con? Oh, I've got you know.
Speaker 1: I like to dress up in costumes, right, tell the
Speaker 1: people what are you dressed as? I'm dressed as Captain America?
Speaker 1: You know? Wow, And you've got the big glasses, you
Speaker 1: have the huge shield. You look great? Man. This almost
Speaker 1: looks like all these are fake muscles. I'm squeezing your
Speaker 1: shoulder right now. Why not the real muscles? Bro? Uh well,
Speaker 1: I was lady to go to the GM and that's
Speaker 1: far and you're a Captain America. Why yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: I like the pop of the blue and the red,
Speaker 1: you know, and oh fashion reasons? You look? You look good?
Speaker 1: And is that a biking helmet you have owned. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it is nice, very well done. Okay, So are just
Speaker 1: Captain America having like catchphrases on your left on your life?
Speaker 1: Why does he say that because he's running up behind
Speaker 1: the guy on his left. Oh, that's kind of a
Speaker 1: boring catchphrase to be like, hey, excuse me, partner, I'm
Speaker 1: on your left. I mean yeah. If he was real
Speaker 1: Captain America, his slogan would be like, can I have
Speaker 1: fries with that? No? You know, I inform you John,
Speaker 1: and I'm like hold the door please. Yeah, it's what
Speaker 1: you're doing at Comic Con, where we sent Jose and
Speaker 1: Alexis into the Sea of Spandex to ask the folks
Speaker 1: there a simple question. What you doing at Comic Con? Uh?
Speaker 1: Meeting new people? Meeting new people? And you are Spider Man.
Speaker 1: I actually know who you are. Yes, you have the
Speaker 1: mask on and everything. Why did you Spider Man? Um?
Speaker 1: Because I like um as like being a character Spider Man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you wish you could like jump off of buildings
Speaker 1: and like do what Spider Man does? Um? Sure, by
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm floor okay. My favorite part of the
Speaker 1: movie is like the Spider Man kiss. You know, like
Speaker 1: he has a love interest in the movie, right, well,
Speaker 1: he has many um love interest like Mary Jane and
Speaker 1: black Cat. Oh, kind of a whole player. Does your
Speaker 1: like love life kind of correlate with Spider Man's um Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's getting there. It's getting there. It's when you
Speaker 1: have the costume on. It probably happens. Probably, Yeah, a
Speaker 1: date because it felt like we were going there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt like he was about to show you with
Speaker 1: Spider verse right there. Yeah, Tom Holland sexy. What you're
Speaker 1: doing at comic Con? I having a great time and
Speaker 1: you know, wearing as many clothes as possible. Dude, you
Speaker 1: are like almost naked. How did they let you in here?
Speaker 1: What is going on with your outfit? So I'm Buttons
Speaker 1: from the TV show on HBO. Our flag means death.
Speaker 1: But you have like a full beard, very hairy chest.
Speaker 1: But you don't have a shirt on. No, and you
Speaker 1: have long blonde hair and you're holding a what is
Speaker 1: a seagull? This is? This is Carl the seagull. Hi Carl,
Speaker 1: He's he's He's Button's best friend. So tell me what
Speaker 1: have you seen today so far? Girls? What Carl? What? What?
Speaker 1: Other than your owner? What have you seen today Carl
Speaker 1: drink a lot of water Man, so like Carl swearing,
Speaker 1: Carl's kind of aggressive as super aggressive. Stop asking a
Speaker 1: great questions? Oh Car, something from the show? I have
Speaker 1: no Jake, do you know this? I need to watch
Speaker 1: the show now that I've heard. But between him an
Speaker 1: introverted spider Man, I think introverted Spider Man's gonna be
Speaker 1: getting all the lady, Carl seems like he's a bad boy.
Speaker 1: What you doing at Comic Con check out for the
Speaker 1: first time? Okay? And I want to ask what you are?
Speaker 1: But can I guess? First? Are you like a Muppet character? Really?
Speaker 1: Are you? What are you? Then, mister mc giblis, is
Speaker 1: the real thing? Are you just is the Kids show? No? No, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: Basically you're a giant purple fuzzy thing And yeah, you're
Speaker 1: in a giant purple onesie with green fur. Mister b giblis,
Speaker 1: why did you choose mister mcgiblets because I name my
Speaker 1: company after the show as like a running joke. Okay,
Speaker 1: but so much that you named your entire company mister mcgiblet.
Speaker 1: Is your Taco Corp? Do you sell tacos? Does this
Speaker 1: make sense to anybody, honestly, who've seen in the league.
Speaker 1: Nobody has. Nobody's raising their hands. It's silent. I came
Speaker 1: the wrong place. I couldn't start cricket noises right now,
Speaker 1: I would why I wore it? This is all I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna see Actually, anyone actually knows this? Okay,
Speaker 1: when you finally find someone who knows what you are,
Speaker 1: let's guy in the check out. Yeah, can we ask him?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? I have no idea that is do you
Speaker 1: can I ask you something? Do you know who this is?
Speaker 1: Can't say I do? Okay? Um, what do you? Thanks?
Speaker 1: So the best part this is perfect. Nobody knows. It
Speaker 1: took me like six years to find this outfit. It
Speaker 1: was Good luck with your company. Good luck with you guys,
Speaker 1: Good luck with the podcast. Yeah, podcast, what a weekend?
Speaker 1: You can cure it on our highly unsuccessful podcast, Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. That's what you're doing at Comic Con Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. I don't know what has
Speaker 1: been going on with Brooke lately, but trivia wise, she's
Speaker 1: at an all time low. Got the blues. I've watched
Speaker 1: her play this game for years now. And I have
Speaker 1: never seen her lose this many times in such a
Speaker 1: short span. We got it with the first sentence. Listeners
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Speaker 1: what are you gonna do with your free one hundred dollars? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god? Probably paid though. Yeah? Do you have co
Speaker 1: workers that talk about you like that? I say it
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Speaker 1: lower all so much. I listen to guys every morning.
Speaker 1: That's all. You've witnessed the fail in person. Let's send
Speaker 1: Brook out of the studio while that happens. Joanna, you
Speaker 1: know the game works. You got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: outright to win? Are you yes? I think so? All right,
Speaker 1: best of luck? Here we go. Time starts now. What
Speaker 1: was the first planet discovered by telescope? Neptune, Uranus or Pluto?
Speaker 1: In the story The Lion, the Witch and the wardrobe.
Speaker 1: What's the name of the lion name the room in
Speaker 1: the house where most fires are started. What brand of
Speaker 1: chip translates to little golden things in Spanish? Dude to
Speaker 1: the specific markings. What type of fruit was originally called
Speaker 1: starberries by Native Americans? Okay, all right, got it, got
Speaker 1: those in. That was your first time playing, Joanna? How
Speaker 1: do you feel like you did there? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm sous. You're still in there, You're fine.
Speaker 1: You did a good job. When you pass you don't know.
Speaker 1: That's against people stuck a lot a lot of passing.
Speaker 1: But tell us an interesting fact that we need to
Speaker 1: know about you, Joanna. Um, I guess I've been a
Speaker 1: single mom for seventeen years, so I think that's pretty interesting.
Speaker 1: And your kids only your kid's only fourteen. That's strange. No,
Speaker 1: I have a seventeen year old, fourteen year old and
Speaker 1: eleven year old. Oh my gosh, girl, you need a nap.
Speaker 1: It probably needs one hundred dollars pretty bad. Yeah's all
Speaker 1: she's doing is driving kids around right now. That's all
Speaker 1: she's doing. Brooke, here we go. It's your turn. You're ready.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. What was the first planet discovered
Speaker 1: by telescope? Neptune uranus or Pluto uranus. In the story
Speaker 1: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, what is the
Speaker 1: name of the lion? I don't know. Pass name the
Speaker 1: room in the house where most fires are started kitchen.
Speaker 1: What brand of chip translates to little golden things in
Speaker 1: Spanish really doritos due to the specific markings. What type
Speaker 1: of fruit was originally called starberries by Native Americans? Raspberry
Speaker 1: got our answers in again, it's a little golden nugget
Speaker 1: for everybody there. Let's go to the scoreboard and see
Speaker 1: how everybody did with Jose terrible, she has beautiful eyes.
Speaker 1: And Joanna, you didn't well, you did good. You got
Speaker 1: one correct to day. Oh man, but you got a
Speaker 1: lot of questions in and Brook I fill him with
Speaker 1: you on that one. Well, you got the same amount
Speaker 1: of questions in and oh yeah, Brooke got three the
Speaker 1: edge today, Joanna Brook, good work getting into the wind column. Yeah, Brook,
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers for everybody. First planet discovered
Speaker 1: by telescope was turns out it was Uranus on this day,
Speaker 1: seventeen eighty one. Do you think that they joked about
Speaker 1: it even then. Yeah, probably still in the chair back
Speaker 1: in the seventeen hundreds, The Blind Witch and Wardrobe. The
Speaker 1: name of the line is Assland. I don't oh no
Speaker 1: laugh for that one, but uranus were cracking up. The
Speaker 1: name of the room in the house where the most
Speaker 1: fires are started is the kitchen. Seventy three percent of
Speaker 1: fires start there. Yes, the chip that translates a little
Speaker 1: golden things is Dorrito's either till today and do the
Speaker 1: specific markings. The type of fruit known as a starberry
Speaker 1: by Native Americans are blueberries. Because I'm the top of it,
Speaker 1: it looks like a star Yeah, that's cool, So, Joanna,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no money today, but Jess, we're playing. You
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Speaker 1: Your seventeen year old is going to love that. You'd
Speaker 1: be like, bro my mom got his tickets on the
Speaker 1: Thanks for playing, Joanna. Yeah, we'll be back. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do win Brooks Box same time tomorrow. Brooking Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning,