Speaker 1: Hi, This is Kevin from Toronto, Ontario. First off, I
Speaker 1: would like to dedicate these jokes to my dad, who's
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Speaker 1: staying at a motel in redneck country when you call
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Speaker 1: the same Carlos Missirian. With March ten being the big birthday,
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Speaker 1: what do you call a psychologist who's a pink Floyd fan? Answer?
Speaker 1: A Floydian. Hi, this is Adam from Philadelphia. So I
Speaker 1: was at the story today. I saw this lady just
Speaker 1: struggling to carry a dozen pickle jars out of the aisle.
Speaker 1: I mean I offered to help because you seemed over cucumbered.
Speaker 1: And one more man. You wouldn't believe it, but my
Speaker 1: second floor toilet overflowed. The flood as a whole house
Speaker 1: last night. Yeah. I was in there trying to fix it,
Speaker 1: but the plumber came in. He pushed me aside. He
Speaker 1: told me just to wait downstairs. Hi, this is Adam
Speaker 1: from Philadelphia. So I was at the story today. I
Speaker 1: saw this lady just struggling to carry a dozen pickle
Speaker 1: jars towns the aisle. I mean I offered to help
Speaker 1: because she seemed over cucumbered. And one more man. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe it, but my second floor toilet overflowed. The
Speaker 1: flooded the whole house last night. Yeah. I was in
Speaker 1: there trying to fix it, but the plumber came in.
Speaker 1: He pushed me aside. He told me just to wait downstairs. Hi.
Speaker 1: This is Adam from Philadelphia. So I was at the
Speaker 1: story today. I saw this lady just struggling to carry
Speaker 1: a dozen pickle jars town the aisle. I mean, I
Speaker 1: offered to help because she seemed over cucumbered. And one
Speaker 1: more man. You wouldn't believe it, but my second floor
Speaker 1: toilet overflowed. The flooded the whole house last night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was in there trying to fix it because the
Speaker 1: plumber came in. He should be aside. He told me
Speaker 1: just to wait downstairs, fell old. This is Lawson Zurring
Speaker 1: from Shelby County, Kentucky. My best dad joke is a
Speaker 1: two fish or in the tank, one says to the other,
Speaker 1: how do you drop this thing? Thank you? Hi, this
Speaker 1: is phil from New York. Drugs are never the answer
Speaker 1: unless the clue is narcotics five layers and I tried
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Speaker 1: was not very clear. Thanks, have a good day. Hello,
Speaker 1: Bob Jaffi. This is Aaron de Covin from East Adam, Connecticut.
Speaker 1: What type of art does sheets like to make? Lambscapes? Hi?
Speaker 1: There Bob. My name is Gary Quillan from in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: So I was taking a trip with the family in
Speaker 1: the summertime. My daughter says, Dad, it's really hot in here.
Speaker 1: Can I crack the window? And I said, no, just
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Speaker 1: there's another one. Do you know about the kickboxer who
Speaker 1: became a famous architect? Yep, yeah, he was really known
Speaker 1: for his round houses. Hi. This is Ian Sheriff from
Speaker 1: four Wayne, Indiana. And here's the dad joke. I asked
Speaker 1: my grandma, how can you keep all these tomatoes in
Speaker 1: these jars fresh for so many years? And she answered,
Speaker 1: I just can of good day. Hi Bob Greig from Chicago.
Speaker 1: What did rapper fifty cent do when he was hungry?
Speaker 1: Fifty eight? Hi Bob, this is Craig from Chicago, who
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Speaker 1: a car and a horse. A car's efficiency is married
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Speaker 1: mister Jessee, this is Ben from Antiac, Illinois. Am I
Speaker 1: joke for you? Why is Billie Jove Billie Jove laundry
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Speaker 1: friend I'm gonna try and make potato league, sup. They
Speaker 1: told me, well, you can poke a hole in it.
Speaker 1: I don't think they have super inside. The person who
Speaker 1: invented pepper were were funeral postponed because they couldn't find
Speaker 1: the right lid. The first four books of Harry Potter
Speaker 1: were lighthearted. The fifth one was dead serious. Thanks bye,
Speaker 1: Hi Bob. It's taught from Tarratown, New York. If it's
Speaker 1: non bread, then what is it? If they're garlicns, then
Speaker 1: what are they? Thank you, Joe Sie Glen Chappa Hill.
Speaker 1: This is take two, not not who's there? Repeat repeat
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Speaker 1: What do you call a man with no nose? Nobody knows? Hi, Bobe,
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Speaker 1: Why did Billy Joe have to eat rule food for dinner?
Speaker 1: He didn't start the fryer. And that's it for this
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