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Speaker 1: a job, there's certain perks that most people are looking for,
Speaker 1: like flexible work hours, free snacks in the break room.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a designated office hook up space where
Speaker 1: anything goes. I can bring some people in. Okay, artifice
Speaker 1: over at Brooks desk. But today Jose calls a manager
Speaker 1: who's been trying to fill an open spot at his
Speaker 1: company for weeks. And the perks Jose is looking for
Speaker 1: are probably not going to show up on any company
Speaker 1: job listing anywhere. Ask You'll find out what they are
Speaker 1: in your phone. Tap right now. Another Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: my name's Grant. I'm supposed to call you at this time.
Speaker 1: Oh you're right, Grant, Yeah, be expecting your call. You're
Speaker 1: looking for the administrative assistant job, right, I am, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah. I spoke with the file and he
Speaker 1: recommended you. He spoke very highly of you, and and well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a dealer. So excuse me? Did you say dealer
Speaker 1: like when we played poker on Fridays I liked I
Speaker 1: like to deal with cards, so I'm I'm the deal
Speaker 1: Oh I see, yeah, I kind of thought you meant
Speaker 1: something different. Yeah. Okay, Um, before we start the interview,
Speaker 1: is it okay? If maybe I ask you a few
Speaker 1: questions about the job first, Um, sure, go ahead, fire away. Okay.
Speaker 1: It's just because I have had a lot of jobs
Speaker 1: in the past and I was wondering, Um, if this
Speaker 1: is one where you have to bring your own toilet paper, no, act,
Speaker 1: we provide toilet paper in our in our bathroom. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: my gosh, that's awesome. Okay, okay, okay, that's great. I
Speaker 1: never thought of this is a perk before. But I'm
Speaker 1: glad you're excited about the toilet paper bathroom. That is huge. No,
Speaker 1: that's huge. There there there were days I forgot and
Speaker 1: then I don't really even want to tell you what
Speaker 1: happened after are I'm glad they just had like magazines
Speaker 1: in the lobby because we don't really need to come
Speaker 1: into that. I can my imagination could go there. But
Speaker 1: right about that? Yeah? Yeah? Next next question? Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: and I hope I'm not asking stuff that I shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: But does your company do any random drug testing? Uh?
Speaker 1: Well no, we don't really do that. But why are
Speaker 1: you asking? Yes? Oh good, okay, whoa, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. That's the good stuff. Let me just say this, Um,
Speaker 1: I didn't really love your reaction to that. So is
Speaker 1: this something you want to tell me about yourself? Grant?
Speaker 1: Uh No, drugs are bad. Wait a minute, you said
Speaker 1: drugs are bad with a question mark that. Um, let
Speaker 1: me can I try? I'm gonna try again. Drugs are
Speaker 1: drugs are bad? Well you're kind of half that was
Speaker 1: the half a question. Okay, next question, Um, do they
Speaker 1: have like, um, those metal detectors or cameras or Grant?
Speaker 1: Why are you asking about that? No? No, I just
Speaker 1: want to make sure the building safe and secure. Yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: we don't. We don't have any of that kind of
Speaker 1: stuff here. Yes in the building. Yes, Oh okay, all
Speaker 1: the boxes are being's gonna be perfect? Hey yeah? Oh yeah, yes, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: you are talking about a lot of stuff that kind
Speaker 1: of makes me really nervous and things that aren't perfect
Speaker 1: our company. No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be nervous. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm the nervous one because I just want to make
Speaker 1: sure this is a good fit. Because, by the way,
Speaker 1: you don't have any um drug sniffing dogs by chance, right,
Speaker 1: there's no why are you saying drug sniffing dogs. It's
Speaker 1: just we're not at the airport. Why would we have
Speaker 1: drug sniffing dogs. You're the last place where I would
Speaker 1: bring my own toilet paper, and I had a lot
Speaker 1: of those dogs and the handlers and show up randomly.
Speaker 1: So I don't know where the you work last time,
Speaker 1: but that is not a good place. Was the DMD
Speaker 1: And you've already you've already asked me about the drug testing.
Speaker 1: Now you're talking about drug testing dogs. I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure we're checking off all the boxes and
Speaker 1: the teas and the ice. Well, you know what, Grant,
Speaker 1: I have to go with my gut feeling on this,
Speaker 1: and I'm just thinking that this is probably not going
Speaker 1: to work out for us. Oh that's too bad. I
Speaker 1: just have one more question at your place of business.
Speaker 1: Did you do you guys allow prank phone calls? From
Speaker 1: radio stations. What kind of question is that. Well, because
Speaker 1: your employee, Kyle, he set you up for a prank
Speaker 1: phone call. And I'm with the morning show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and my name's Jose And you're
Speaker 1: not kidding, are you? Yes, yes, yes, I did it.
Speaker 1: I pulled it off. Oh my gosh, I prank you.
Speaker 1: You stupid some of the Oh my god, sell five.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's hilarious. Yeah, man, No, my name
Speaker 1: is actually Jose. Kyle said that you've been struggling to
Speaker 1: find a good candidate to fill you up a position
Speaker 1: at your company, so he wanted us a mess with
Speaker 1: you and pose as a fake candidate. I'm glad to
Speaker 1: know that because I was kind of wondering what's going
Speaker 1: on this question about drug sticking dogs and the guy
Speaker 1: has to bring his own spoilet path for the work. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: that guy needs a job bad. It's not working for me. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: if you ever need a dealer for poker, for poker only,
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