Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you
Speaker 1: step on people's feet, they open their mouths like trash bins. Now,
Speaker 1: I just need to figure out where I have to
Speaker 1: touch to make you guys open your ears to listen
Speaker 1: to care don't care. So I'm gonna start down at
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Speaker 1: you a catchy headline. I'll see if you want to
Speaker 1: hear about it or not. Let's get into your first one,
Speaker 1: the new Chinese device Jose definitely has in his online
Speaker 1: shopping cart. And this one's not a scam. Care it,
Speaker 1: don't care, care care. I do have black Chinese vinegar
Speaker 1: right now. Have you ever faced the challenges of being
Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship and really missing that person, Well,
Speaker 1: a group of students in China develop something to help
Speaker 1: with that situation. It's a new remote kissing device. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it looks like a giant inhaler, you know, for asthma.
Speaker 1: But at the end there's a pair of big robotic
Speaker 1: silicon lips and you plug your phone into the top
Speaker 1: of the device and download an app, and then you
Speaker 1: make out with the robot lips, and the app can
Speaker 1: record your kissing style, and it sends it over to
Speaker 1: the fake lips on your partner's phone and recreates the
Speaker 1: same movements and pressure and temperature, so it feels like
Speaker 1: they're kissing you. Is that it doesn't recreate the moisture level,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It doesn't do the moisture,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't record the sounds that you make while
Speaker 1: you're kissing. I know we've heard audio of guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my lady's gonna know when not kissing her self conscious
Speaker 1: about everything in life, I just don't. I feel like
Speaker 1: listening to myself kiss would not be for you. It's
Speaker 1: for your partner listens to yours. I'd still hear it
Speaker 1: by the time I sent it over. You know. Well,
Speaker 1: some people are thinking like you and called a device weird. Ye.
Speaker 1: Others said, having a long distance relationship that includes a
Speaker 1: pair of three D silicon lips is objectively a bad idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: them kiss someone else. To that point, the invention has
Speaker 1: been patented, and the student who came up with the
Speaker 1: idea said, quote at my university, I was in a
Speaker 1: long distance relationship with my girlfriend and only had contact
Speaker 1: through the phone. I wish these giant fake lips were
Speaker 1: available to me back then. Oh, I can't wait until
Speaker 1: they advanced this technology and we start doing another body
Speaker 1: part a story. I think we already do those. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, let's let's keep going with this awesome. Finally,
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow said something normal about health. No, just kidding,
Speaker 1: it's bonker. I still I don't care because I hate
Speaker 1: her talking about health. But you got two cares, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Over the years, we've always poked funny with Paltrow and
Speaker 1: her wellness website Goop. Yeah, but have you ever thought
Speaker 1: about what she does on a daily basis to stay
Speaker 1: fit and healthy? No? No, I feel like she just
Speaker 1: puts herself in one of those like chronic ice things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. Well, you'd be wrong. She doesn't do that,
Speaker 1: and raised a lot of eyebrows recently when she went
Speaker 1: on a podcast and broke down her daily self care routine.
Speaker 1: So when she first wakes up, she gets a morning
Speaker 1: ivy first every day. Then she practices intermittent fasting until noon,
Speaker 1: so that doesn't know. At that point, she finally eats
Speaker 1: something that won't spike her blood sugar like a gentle
Speaker 1: soup or a bone broth. That's not healthy. But have
Speaker 1: you seen how good she looks? She doesn't look good.
Speaker 1: She looks pale and gone hot. Right after one hour
Speaker 1: of movement, which could either be or walking, she doesn't nothing.
Speaker 1: She applies that's just like swaying. The wind's blowing hard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: At that point, she applies something called ozone therapy through
Speaker 1: her back end. Oh my gosh, this is real. This
Speaker 1: is real. That's the process of sending a healing gas
Speaker 1: up into the area. And it's some sort of medicinal
Speaker 1: curing agent. She's got. That's right, and and healing. It
Speaker 1: makes her young and beautiful. And she ate some food.
Speaker 1: She developed some gas in there. Yeah, no time for that,
Speaker 1: because afterwards she goes to unclogged her pours in an
Speaker 1: infrared sauna for thirty minutes, at which point gwyn It
Speaker 1: then enjoys a paleo dinner with lots and lots of
Speaker 1: vegetables to support her dtox. Okay, listens like sticks and leaves.
Speaker 1: Anyone might never want to share a meal with list
Speaker 1: This would be like she wouldn't want to share one
Speaker 1: of the stuff I would like to do a couple
Speaker 1: zo zone therapy. That sounds funny. So hundreds of comments
Speaker 1: followed that podcast. One user said, what is she detoxing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: black coffee, bone broth, and vegetables. I think if you're
Speaker 1: drinking every day or something. Another said, I'm so glad
Speaker 1: I'm not a celebrity and live in the unrealistic world
Speaker 1: of home spaws and backdoor ozone treatment. Guys, let's see
Speaker 1: if you care about this. One company wants you to
Speaker 1: make room in your freezer so you can lick all
Speaker 1: day long. Lick if you're talking about ice cream. I care.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I need something good for me after
Speaker 1: that point of Paltrow stuff. Well, brands are increasingly trying
Speaker 1: to capitalize on March madness. Okay, yeah. Coors Light is
Speaker 1: entering the chat with their own spin on keeping cool
Speaker 1: during heated games. That's why for the Big Tournament, the
Speaker 1: Beer Giant is introducing Corsicles, a non alcoholic beer flavored
Speaker 1: push popsicle. It's not alcoholic, no alcohol, but tastes like beer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Unlike the brand's chill Lollipop, which was a beer flavored
Speaker 1: lollipop they launched last year, the corsicle is packed in
Speaker 1: a long tube like rapper the same way standard ice
Speaker 1: pops or like gogurt is package. They're selling six packs
Speaker 1: of corsicles for twenty bucks while supplies last, and you
Speaker 1: can get the limited edition treat delivered right to your home.
Speaker 1: No thank you the costco Margharita pops. Now we're talking,
Speaker 1: are so good? Are alcoholic? Hi? Alcohol? Alcoholic strains the
Speaker 1: ice out of them? And she does the Morning IV treat. Ye.
Speaker 1: There you go. Finally, Jeff's joke of the day, Karat
Speaker 1: don't care? What do you call a murderer with two butts?
Speaker 1: An assassin? That was carrot? Don't you didn't laugh, Alexis,
Speaker 1: I've heard that before my crime podcast already time murder
Speaker 1: of two butts? After you, Karat don't Care? Photos coming
Speaker 1: up next Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning