Speaker 1: Second brooke. If a guy offers to cook for you
Speaker 1: on a first date, Yeah, is that a sexy move?
Speaker 1: Or are you thinking, Ah, he's trying too hard. I
Speaker 1: don't like it. No, I love it? You do? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do? Especially if he can actually cook. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He goes into the kitchen and he comes out to
Speaker 1: the table with the best hot pocket that you ever
Speaker 1: ever taste it. And he's made it look pretty too
Speaker 1: by put in a colorful toothpick flag. You marry that?
Speaker 1: If he cut it in half? How do I still
Speaker 1: put in my mouth on it? We've heard some home
Speaker 1: cook meals go very well on this segment, so I'm
Speaker 1: not so well. We're going to find out how it
Speaker 1: went for one of our listeners named Todd, who said
Speaker 1: he cooked for his date the other night and now
Speaker 1: he needs our help. Todd, what's up man? Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. Hey, how are you doing? Did you go
Speaker 1: with the og ham and cheese? Because that is my
Speaker 1: personal Oh yeah, I'll take ham and cheese all day.
Speaker 1: That's more of a lunch just for me. Okay, Hey Todd,
Speaker 1: can I ask are you a good cook? Because I
Speaker 1: think the effort of cooking, whether you're good or bad.
Speaker 1: Is is sexy to ladies. But are you like a
Speaker 1: chef or something? Now, I wouldn't say I'm a chef.
Speaker 1: I have worked in a kitchen before. Okay, I can
Speaker 1: cook too, like really really good at towing dishes. That's
Speaker 1: pretty much it. But like it works well. I mean
Speaker 1: I cook a mean shrimp Alfredo. Okay, are we just
Speaker 1: going to talk about his food? Are we talking about
Speaker 1: his can we? I do want to just talk about
Speaker 1: the culinary side of it, but we should focus on
Speaker 1: the girl that you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 1: It was Laurie Laurie and I'm guessing you went with
Speaker 1: the shrimp alfredo. Did you talk that up? It's funny
Speaker 1: because I met Laurie online and in her bio she
Speaker 1: had put like her favorite foods it's seafood, right, Oh nice?
Speaker 1: And so you know, you got to have a good
Speaker 1: opening line. So actually my opening line was is, hey,
Speaker 1: so you like seafood? Just say you know, my shrimp
Speaker 1: alfredo is a real catch. God do you like that, Alexis?
Speaker 1: I don't like Tribalfredo's on the wrong person. Ask you know,
Speaker 1: Alexis just wants a bank statement. That's the first text
Speaker 1: and then she'll make a decision from there. You should
Speaker 1: have followed up with I'm just being krill with you.
Speaker 1: It's possible to overdo it though. Did she like it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean she gave a little ll and then we
Speaker 1: were texting for like a week. Oh it was really
Speaker 1: it was really flirty and really good. And invited her
Speaker 1: over to prove it, you know, and she was down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It means a lot, like I feel like when people
Speaker 1: go to someone's house on a first date when they
Speaker 1: meet on an app. That's why it's so clutch that
Speaker 1: you guys chatted for a week before she agreed to
Speaker 1: do that. Trust each other a little bit. How did
Speaker 1: it go well? I thought it went really well. I
Speaker 1: was really nervous because I really liked her. I thought
Speaker 1: she was really cute. You know, I did maybe go
Speaker 1: a little above him. I lit a lot of candles
Speaker 1: in the house, and you know, when she showed up,
Speaker 1: she knows just like, oh, are we doing a seance?
Speaker 1: And like that she said that hysterical Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: you didn't bring the weigi board. No, no, no wegie board.
Speaker 1: I was just like I just thought I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was just trying to set the atmosphere, you know,
Speaker 1: raising the dead. Did she laugh? I mean? Was she cool? No? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was cool, you know, and uh, I had a
Speaker 1: fresh garlic bread that I had made garlic bread. Bro
Speaker 1: was the food ready when she got there? Did you
Speaker 1: guys cook it together? No? No, the way I set
Speaker 1: it up, it was basically like halfway done because I
Speaker 1: kind of did want to finish cooking the meal, you know,
Speaker 1: while she was there. Yeah, but yeah, I mean I yeah.
Speaker 1: I served her the food and it was good, and
Speaker 1: she said she liked the food. I was like, I said,
Speaker 1: I was really nervous. I felt like a thinking back,
Speaker 1: I might have been asking about the food too much,
Speaker 1: you know when you're like, oh, how it is good,
Speaker 1: and then like five minutes later, oh, he tastes the
Speaker 1: fresh basil. You know, it's kind of like an a
Speaker 1: needy waiter at the minutes like are you sure? Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you guys do after dinner? After dinner, we
Speaker 1: sat down on the couch for a movie and it
Speaker 1: was nice. We weren't necessarily as close as I wanted
Speaker 1: to be on the couch, but I thought this was
Speaker 1: a first date, you know, when she just screwed over
Speaker 1: a little bit. It's your couch. That's kind of awkward though,
Speaker 1: once you're sitting and then you move over, you know,
Speaker 1: like you have to do it right as the sitting happens.
Speaker 1: I like to slowly in show the like every minute
Speaker 1: you just slide like a little bit closer until she
Speaker 1: doesn't even realize all of a sudden, she's in your arms.
Speaker 1: She that's not the movie you went with though, Nah? No,
Speaker 1: I mean I was a little nervous, to be honest,
Speaker 1: and you know, I sat down first, and she kind
Speaker 1: of sat down where she was gonna sit down. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good call. Yeah, okay, Like she didn't sit
Speaker 1: on the opposite end of the couch. But she wasn't
Speaker 1: like my last ye work were touching at all? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we weren't. No, what I mean, how did it end?
Speaker 1: How did the night end? Well, when the movie was over, okay,
Speaker 1: she stayed for the hard after. She wanted to like
Speaker 1: have another glass of wine and talk a little more
Speaker 1: about Right after the movie was over, she was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Yeah, And I did kind of feel
Speaker 1: like there was a little bit of a drop off,
Speaker 1: you know, and that like it the light was definitely
Speaker 1: over and so she went home. And that's why I'm
Speaker 1: talking to you guys. You know, it's just been very
Speaker 1: very sporadic communication, the energy that I mean, she's still
Speaker 1: kind of texting me, but I just feel like it's
Speaker 1: totally different now. I don't know what went wrong. I
Speaker 1: mean the food. I know the food was great, but
Speaker 1: I was a little nervous. Yeah, your nervous energy maybe
Speaker 1: got the best of you. It could just be a
Speaker 1: classic case of what a lot of girls admit to,
Speaker 1: which is they just wanted a free meal. If a
Speaker 1: guy off a free, fresh cooked meal, you don't sit
Speaker 1: through a yeah went on too long, like he ate
Speaker 1: a bunch of alfredo and you're laying on a couch
Speaker 1: for two hours. I'd be like, oh yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I've heard of being friend zoned before, but chef zone.
Speaker 1: Maybe you got put in the chef zone. We'll find
Speaker 1: out when we call her and get your second date
Speaker 1: update right after this. All right, all right, second Italian food,
Speaker 1: fine wine, and sitting ten feet apart from each other
Speaker 1: on the couch while watching The Goonies? Did you find
Speaker 1: out something about the movie that we didn't know? No?
Speaker 1: I made an assumption I wasn't sure that you know,
Speaker 1: now that I'm saying it, What would have been a
Speaker 1: better move, Todd, as if you'd bought a smaller couch
Speaker 1: so that physically couldn't sit that far away from it.
Speaker 1: Actually really smart in a two seater. Why they call
Speaker 1: him love seats? He just slaps his knee, all right,
Speaker 1: plenty of your own. But that's because Todd invited a
Speaker 1: woman named Laurie over to his place recently to show
Speaker 1: off his cooking skills, which he thought went pretty well.
Speaker 1: But after their date, Laurie's not texting him as much
Speaker 1: as she was before. Could it be that your famous
Speaker 1: shrimp alfredo was so delicious it sent her into a
Speaker 1: delayed food coma, and now she's just on her couch
Speaker 1: sleeping it off for a long time, for a week.
Speaker 1: It's that tasty. Yeah, what do you think they're Todd?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe uh it, Yeah it was really good. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll find out, but we do want you to send
Speaker 1: us a sample to the studio, just so that we
Speaker 1: can be sure. It's called reset. You gotta come over,
Speaker 1: you gotta come over. I do it at my house
Speaker 1: with all the candles and everything. The candle seem to
Speaker 1: be like that made me one of the things that
Speaker 1: went wrong. She did note that it could be a
Speaker 1: seance and why is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln on
Speaker 1: this day? But we'll see what she asked to say,
Speaker 1: and maybe it's none of those things. Could be something
Speaker 1: totally out of your control. We'll call her and find out.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, let's see, here we go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call her number right now. Hello, Hey, is this Lorie? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well she is conscience, so we're gonna have to strike that.
Speaker 1: Where now are you asleep? I'm away? Who's funny? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I know you guys. Sorry, Hey, it
Speaker 1: should happen more often than it does, so we appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I know somebody recognizes me. Well, this is good that
Speaker 1: you listen to us because we're doing a second date update.
Speaker 1: Pliar with that, I think so, I mean, I know
Speaker 1: your voice is weird to talk to you on the phone.
Speaker 1: Not sure what that is, but what's up. We're trying
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you on behalf of our
Speaker 1: listener who cooked for you the other night named Todd
Speaker 1: Oh Shrimp Alfredo guy. Yes, yeah, okay, warehouse full of candles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there were a lot of cudels. Like, I'm like, is
Speaker 1: it guientist Santaria. I don't know. From the way that
Speaker 1: you're talking, it sounds like maybe you like Todd. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like, he's really nice. It's just I feel we're
Speaker 1: talking about this on the radio. Um me too, I
Speaker 1: feel weird about it. So we're all in the same
Speaker 1: boat here. Everything you say is on the radio, jap.
Speaker 1: But obviously Todd reached out to us because he's feeling
Speaker 1: a little bit confused that in the week following your date,
Speaker 1: the communications kind of dried up. Yeah, well, okay, so
Speaker 1: it's a weird situation, like they did not mean to happen. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm in a weird situation right now. Oh man, it's
Speaker 1: an X, isn't it. I'm not saying this one person.
Speaker 1: I'm on a dating app, so I'm not exclusive with anybody.
Speaker 1: You're dating multiple people right now, just too. And they
Speaker 1: both happen to be chefs, And I swear I did
Speaker 1: not intend this to happen. Like, wait, is Todd counted
Speaker 1: in the two? Yeah? I mean you just want to
Speaker 1: one date with him and He told us that he's
Speaker 1: not a professional chef, that he just he likes to cook. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well the other guys like legit chef, you stick piece
Speaker 1: a good cook too, So I mean, I don't did it? Like,
Speaker 1: why are you not calling Todd back? Though? Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: are you just too busy with the other dude? Are
Speaker 1: you hanging out with him more often is better? I
Speaker 1: don't really know what to do, Like I've never been
Speaker 1: in the situation before, and like one's really good at Italian,
Speaker 1: the other is really good at Mexican name, but he
Speaker 1: makes the deciladas and they were like to dive for
Speaker 1: You're you're basing your love life on how well they
Speaker 1: couldn't cook. Why are you stopping talking to one? Keep
Speaker 1: it up cheating? I don't know what the rules are.
Speaker 1: There's no rules. Yeah, there's no rules. Alexis is right.
Speaker 1: I meanial one, She's right. You've gone out on one date.
Speaker 1: You didn't even sit next to him on the couch.
Speaker 1: He said, I think you're fine. Like, I'm kind of
Speaker 1: used to the dating app thing, and like for me,
Speaker 1: it's a little strange to be dating more than one person,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I make a decision you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, you're not comfortable juggling multiple guys, like
Speaker 1: the women on this show are. Yeah, they don't care.
Speaker 1: That's what even pre dating apps, it's what dating is, right.
Speaker 1: I think she's already thinking if she likes them both,
Speaker 1: eventually one of them she'll probably become What were you
Speaker 1: waiting for to make your choice? I don't know if
Speaker 1: they're like some balls and they're both great cooks. I
Speaker 1: mean you say, wait, a man's heart, there a stomach,
Speaker 1: but you know, oh yeah, I'm with you. Girls. I
Speaker 1: have an idea. Have you considered a real life cooking competition,
Speaker 1: like the chef you come over and you're like, look, boys,
Speaker 1: you're cooking for your livelihoods right now you're cooking for me,
Speaker 1: and then you yell at them, really mean, like like
Speaker 1: something is the wrong way, but like his Italian, the
Speaker 1: only thing you can cook? Are like, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: I mean we're talking and we're joking about this a lot.
Speaker 1: But I do wonder how Todd feels because he's been
Speaker 1: listening the entire time. What wait, Laurie, you're serious, You're
Speaker 1: you're seeing two different chefs. I mean, it really did
Speaker 1: not intend to happen. It's not like I'm trolling for
Speaker 1: chefs I promised you. I mean I didn't want to
Speaker 1: believe that them when they were saying, you know, ladies
Speaker 1: love a free meal. But that seems like you're running
Speaker 1: a train on the you know, the cuisine line. I
Speaker 1: told you by accident. No, it's just what she put
Speaker 1: in her dating profile. She said she loves Sea their
Speaker 1: only pick up line. Yes, it's how are your inta,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't cook Mexican food, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: my food is better. Oh that's a little throw down,
Speaker 1: So you're not You're not intimidated by the other chef
Speaker 1: that possibly could be cooking better than you. Todd, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm honestly shocked. I didn't know, Lauria. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you were you were seeing someone else. I mean I
Speaker 1: thought we were just having a date. I didn't know
Speaker 1: there was anyone else in the picture. Well, like, I'm
Speaker 1: my dating app and I'm meeting different people and trying
Speaker 1: to get like out of my comfort zone. But like,
Speaker 1: are you saying you're not meeting anybody else? I mean no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean, I'm you know, I try to
Speaker 1: focus my attention on one person. I'm not, you know,
Speaker 1: disrespecting what you're doing, but heads up would be nice. Hey,
Speaker 1: I eat at a different guy's house every night of
Speaker 1: the week. Just letting me know and then I know.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I get it, like we just met,
Speaker 1: we've only been on one date. But no, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing anybody. It would just be nice to
Speaker 1: know what you're doing. Yeah, so where do you stand
Speaker 1: with the other guy? It's like I said, it's out
Speaker 1: of my comfort zone. So I'm just kind of trying
Speaker 1: to sew with it. I bet mister Enchilada's didn't use
Speaker 1: as many candles in his apartment. Yeah, the candles, you
Speaker 1: know there, So that's one point for Todd, but he
Speaker 1: may have paired it with a fresh margharita. We're tied
Speaker 1: one to one now keeping score. Can I ask an
Speaker 1: important question all food aside, personality wise, who do you
Speaker 1: like more? No, that's all in all serious. If they're
Speaker 1: really both great guys, are can you just share the
Speaker 1: wealth a little bit like Alexis needs. Okay, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna throw out an idea that's kind of unique. All right,
Speaker 1: I propose that Laurie, you and the Mexican chef get
Speaker 1: together and go over to Todd's place and have Todd
Speaker 1: cook for both of you. Yeah, then Todd, you and
Speaker 1: Laurie get together and go over to mister Mexican Chef's place.
Speaker 1: But I'm not trying to get involved in the thruble. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm all about this all right, Okay, suddenly you were
Speaker 1: uncomfortable just say, two men separately, and now you want
Speaker 1: them all in the same room. Bye on for a week?
Speaker 1: Why do we have both chefs come to our studios
Speaker 1: cook for all? Concluding Lorie, we can all do a vote.
Speaker 1: I'm not making out with him. I don't care. I
Speaker 1: want some tacos. We'll kiss him for it. I'm willing
Speaker 1: to get some good shrimp. But we would like you
Speaker 1: to get back together with Todd, Lorie, and we would
Speaker 1: pay for you to meet up again. Yeah. I would
Speaker 1: really like that. I would like it if he's okay
Speaker 1: for a second day. I was happy to hear that
Speaker 1: she was a little shy on the couch because I
Speaker 1: was also a little nervous, So maybe we could get
Speaker 1: out closure. Oh there you go. I mean that's the
Speaker 1: thing about the couch. It's harder to get closer to
Speaker 1: the Mexican chefs because of all the beans and everything involved.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's what all the scented candles in his
Speaker 1: room are four. Yeah, she's like, whatever you do, not
Speaker 1: lift the blanket ups working Jeffrey in the morning. Why
Speaker 1: is the text board blowing up right now suggesting I
Speaker 1: dress up as one of the chefs and make out
Speaker 1: with both of them. I don't see at all. Actually
Speaker 1: that's not the tech sport. I wrote that down on
Speaker 1: this piece of piece. This show is so confusing sometimes.
Speaker 1: But no, like Brook said, I am interested in getting
Speaker 1: an update from those two. But yeah, it certain you
Speaker 1: think texts coming on pieces of we're going old fashioned.
Speaker 1: You know, the technology of year isn't great. But you know,
Speaker 1: once the dust settles and dinner time rolls around, she's
Speaker 1: going to be over at her place thinking don't want Mexican?
Speaker 1: Or do they want to tell you him to know?
Speaker 1: Tough choice, but a great choice for real, and she's
Speaker 1: gonna get it cooked from both of the critic Yeah,
Speaker 1: either way, she wins, and we want to help you
Speaker 1: win in your dating life. Email the show. We'll call
Speaker 1: that person who wasn't calling you back if you want
Speaker 1: to check out any of our second date updates, go
Speaker 1: listen to them up online at Brooke and Jeffrey dot com,
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