Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, bad boyfriends and girlfriends. They done. They could
Speaker 1: get away with that, but now they're about to get busted.
Speaker 1: It's time for the segment that taught Adam Levine how
Speaker 1: to send weird flirty text Miss Joe. Oh sorry, damn,
Speaker 1: your banging body makes my brain say hunka hunka. I
Speaker 1: believe that that's an actual one. Wait for that one
Speaker 1: to get leaked. It's Busted, where listeners share the cringey
Speaker 1: ways they've caught their exes cheating on them. We've got
Speaker 1: a few listeners ready to tell us how they caught
Speaker 1: their dumb exes doing their best Adam Levine impression, starting
Speaker 1: with Jennifer, tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 1: I so my new boyfriend of one month. Oh, he
Speaker 1: got me into a bike riding, which I was not
Speaker 1: really a bike rider, okay, cool, And we were out
Speaker 1: one day when all of a sudden, this car start
Speaker 1: honking behind us, and like we're both in the bike lane,
Speaker 1: but this car just keeps following us, like laying on
Speaker 1: the horn, not like beep beepep, but like beep you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Good? Yeah, And they wouldn't stop
Speaker 1: and like it was aggressive, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe it's somebody's road rage. Maybe I'm just taking it
Speaker 1: personally and it's not even for us. But it definitely was.
Speaker 1: After like ten minutes of this, who was it? Did
Speaker 1: you find out? Yeah, all of a sudden, this woman
Speaker 1: unrolled her window and throws a banana pillow at my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Then she yells, I thought bike riding was arting. Oh
Speaker 1: I know. It got really messy after that because she
Speaker 1: got out of the car and she tried to fight me.
Speaker 1: You're not the problem. Why yet it did you hit
Speaker 1: her with a bike pump? No, I took the banana peel.
Speaker 1: I just threw it back at her. It was like stupid,
Speaker 1: I've never been a pike before. But yeah, clearly I
Speaker 1: wouldn't recommend another one to move. Yeah, I know. But
Speaker 1: it turns out he had not but two, but three
Speaker 1: girlfriends all at once, and wow, busy guy and bike
Speaker 1: riding was his like quirky, cute thing to do with
Speaker 1: all of us. Day, let's talk to Dave. Dave, tell
Speaker 1: us how you busted your signific another. Yeah, so for
Speaker 1: a few weeks, you know, my girlfriend, she keeps asking
Speaker 1: me like, fix things around the apartment. You're like, that's
Speaker 1: why we have a landlord. Yeah, well right, right. So
Speaker 1: I kept putting it off, you know, saying like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back to it. I'll get back with
Speaker 1: and she didn't know, like I actually kept a list
Speaker 1: of like all the things that needed repair, so, you know,
Speaker 1: and you guys were living together, right, it was your
Speaker 1: apartment too, No no, no, no, we lived separately. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So one Saturday, I was like, all right, didn't have
Speaker 1: much going on, so I figured I'd finally go and
Speaker 1: do it. So I let myself into her place because
Speaker 1: actually she was out of town where she told me
Speaker 1: she was going to be out of town. And you know,
Speaker 1: I went to like one of the windows that she'd
Speaker 1: been complaining about, but it was like already fixed. And
Speaker 1: then I went to her bedroom, you know, because it
Speaker 1: fixed the closet door, and I opened it and there's
Speaker 1: a guy in there, completely naked with a tool belt on.
Speaker 1: Old hired someone. Where are you there? Bro? She called
Speaker 1: it too, I'm just curious. So my girlfriend was behind
Speaker 1: it and was like telling me that it was my
Speaker 1: fault that she had to hire someone. And that person
Speaker 1: ended up being hot. Did you apologize to her for that? No,
Speaker 1: we got time for Tanya. Tell us how you busted
Speaker 1: Jerseon to begin another. Okay, so my girlfriend and I
Speaker 1: were going to Paris for a vacation and she wanted
Speaker 1: to learn French. Yeah. So she had these cards with
Speaker 1: words taped around the house to help her learn. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So one day I'm on my laptop and I'm wondering
Speaker 1: what do these words and phrases mean? So I put
Speaker 1: it in Google Translate and and they were like all
Speaker 1: really flirty and some were kind of inappropriate. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's French, that's basically my name. So I confront her
Speaker 1: and said, why are you practicing talking about your panties
Speaker 1: and French? Who? Yeah? Yeah, well she say, so she
Speaker 1: breaks down and she finally tells me after we are
Speaker 1: talking about it for a while, and she tells me
Speaker 1: that she's hooking up with her French teacher Pierre. Yeah. God,
Speaker 1: So how was the trip? It was great. I went
Speaker 1: by myself, okay, yeah, and you knew how to say
Speaker 1: panties in the French so exactly I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a great trip anyway, I did. I did
Speaker 1: make sure to hit a par Tex spoort at seven
Speaker 1: eighty five to nine two. If you have a funny
Speaker 1: story about how you caught your ex cheating, you could
Speaker 1: be on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps, coming
Speaker 1: up right after this