Speaker 1: It's a Burke and Jeffrey podcast. And you know, I
Speaker 1: love reading the reviews. But Jeffrey, your mom left us
Speaker 1: three stars. What the well, she has a point, it's
Speaker 1: not that good. Oh listen, could you make up for that?
Speaker 1: Please leave us five? Is that too needy? Maybe? But
Speaker 1: the full show starts right now. Yeah. This is weird
Speaker 1: and a little unnerving. But a lady named Laura Lamb
Speaker 1: walked into a Costco a few days ago, went over
Speaker 1: into the dessert area and saw something that she's never
Speaker 1: seen before. I don't know if you know much about Costco,
Speaker 1: but they don't do a big pre promote on anything. No,
Speaker 1: you just have to know. And the Costco insiders right now,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I am on all the feats. I have
Speaker 1: all the algorithms. Oh yeah, it's like they're underground world.
Speaker 1: They get thousands of views. They go in They're like,
Speaker 1: you have to see they have this now, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they have that. I have to go
Speaker 1: yea because it'll just show up all of a sudden
Speaker 1: in a store one day and then the next day
Speaker 1: it's gone. So what Laura saw, she did a TikTok
Speaker 1: on and it's been viewed over five million times. Is
Speaker 1: the newest dessert obsession, A five pound peanut butter chocolate
Speaker 1: cream pie. Oh and it's just as big as they're
Speaker 1: pumpkin pies. Same, ye are so good. The pumpkin pies
Speaker 1: are six ninety nine and apparently the pumpkin pies are
Speaker 1: actually bigger. Oh they are. But the peanut butter chocolate
Speaker 1: pi is heavier and costs nineteen dollars. And the whole
Speaker 1: internet is losing their minds over this because here's the
Speaker 1: description of it. If you want to get a taste
Speaker 1: in your mouth. It's got a buttery Graham cracker crust cracker,
Speaker 1: one layer of peanut butter mouse, one layer of chocolate mouse,
Speaker 1: with a final dusting of Graham cracker crumbs around the edge.
Speaker 1: So it's fluffy, crumbly and soft and five pounds of it.
Speaker 1: Give me all, yes me. You know it's scary. I
Speaker 1: think I could actually eat this in one city. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know. It's not a challenge. It's not a challenge.
Speaker 1: That's a Cameraady Brook needs an afternoon snack to five
Speaker 1: pound pie. Oh my god. The other issue Costco is
Speaker 1: running into is hundreds of people are now calling and
Speaker 1: emailing them every day trying to find out where these
Speaker 1: pies are if they have any in stock, and all
Speaker 1: Costco says is it could take a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: for it to be distributed around the country, right because
Speaker 1: some costcos have some things, other costcos have other days.
Speaker 1: One day it could randomly be in a store that
Speaker 1: you're at. The next day it will be totally gone
Speaker 1: thanks to your entire car is filled with five pound pies.
Speaker 1: Just pandemic. We're hoarding charlet paper. We're now we're hod
Speaker 1: chocolate peanut butter moose pies. I'm reselling three hundred pounds
Speaker 1: of it on your Get that now, let's get into
Speaker 1: your shot collar. Question of the day, send it out
Speaker 1: over to digital. Jake is going to give us a
Speaker 1: five pound Graham crusted trivia question put in. We got
Speaker 1: a text into seven eight five nine two saying, hey,
Speaker 1: when you play that game cap or no cap when
Speaker 1: it's Brooks turn, are you sure everything's on the up
Speaker 1: and up? What do you mean? Yeah? The texture goes
Speaker 1: on to say they notice brook takes the longest to
Speaker 1: answer every single question. Really, she pauses when she's not
Speaker 1: sure and usually goes on some nonsensical rant about her childhood.
Speaker 1: All the while she's holding her phone under the desk
Speaker 1: so her husband Michael has time to google The answers
Speaker 1: that what you're doing, Michael? I love him very much,
Speaker 1: but he would never be my lifeline in a well. Ever,
Speaker 1: while company management has been alerted to this potential cheating scale,
Speaker 1: in the meantime, we asked that brook plays with both
Speaker 1: her hands in the air and her eyes closed. They
Speaker 1: just don't care. Please see us from doing that. It's
Speaker 1: a new edition of Cap or No Cap, starting with broke.
Speaker 1: Her hands were in the air and her eyes are
Speaker 1: closed off. Wasn't even can't see that well is full
Speaker 1: of secrets, Brook, Yes, there were exactly eight people stranded
Speaker 1: on Gilligan's Island, cap or No Cap? God, Oh, there's
Speaker 1: Marianne and the skipper, one couple, two single ladies, skipper
Speaker 1: too millionaire. I can't give us six. I'm gonna go cap,
Speaker 1: Brooks says, cap and that's cap. We're seven people, seven Billigan,
Speaker 1: the Skipper, Ginger, Marianne, the two Howls, and the professor.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Brooks husband for texting her the micheland.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even know what it is I not even
Speaker 1: for Jose. Okay, starfish do not have blood, cap or
Speaker 1: no capting. Well, when you see a live like helpy starfish,
Speaker 1: they're like plump and they have color, and then when
Speaker 1: you see them, you know, I'll dried up on the ocean.
Speaker 1: They're not. I've always assumed that there was blood in
Speaker 1: life to make them plum. This is a dumb thing.
Speaker 1: But isn't there blood of some sort in every living thing?
Speaker 1: Or am I wrong? I mean animals in SpongeBob. I've
Speaker 1: never seen Patrick lead before. I think that one's pretty accurate.
Speaker 1: What would it be like seawater circulating I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't have time to figure it out. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say cap. Jose said cap, And it's no caps exactly right,
Speaker 1: that you seawater to circulate nutrients. Ok Her husband is texting,
Speaker 1: all tell him to stop. Let's do Jeffrey next. Okay, Jeff,
Speaker 1: No birds can fly backwards, cap or no cam? Uh Yeah,
Speaker 1: I already know this one. Hummingbirds can fly backwards. There
Speaker 1: is yes, I wouldn't be too quick to say that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's right, he's right. So that's that's cap. Jeff says
Speaker 1: cap that's cap. Humming bird can fly backwards over For Alexis,
Speaker 1: there's at least one McDonald's on every continent on Earth,
Speaker 1: cap or no cap. Oh, I don't know continents are there. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was hoping no one would ask that. I feel
Speaker 1: like there's McDonald's. I think there's even one in like
Speaker 1: Antarctica or something there. I'm pretty sure, like I think
Speaker 1: they're you may be right everywhere. So I'm gonna say blizzards.
Speaker 1: That would be Jerry Queen. Yeah, mc flurry. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say that's no cat. Alex says no cap, and
Speaker 1: that that's cap. No McDonald's in an articles there is
Speaker 1: a station there, but I figured nuggets, but there's fourteen penguins.
Speaker 1: Moving on to the next round, back to Brook. Okay, Brook.
Speaker 1: Hot water freeze is faster than cold water cap or
Speaker 1: no cap. That is cap. Brook says cap and it's
Speaker 1: no cap. Molecules are in motion, are likely to stay
Speaker 1: in motion, so warm water freeze is quicker. That means, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: you didn't get any wrong today, all right, Well for
Speaker 1: not knowing the McDonald's trivia, I think Alexis deserves to
Speaker 1: take a shock today. I mean understanding the molecules I
Speaker 1: need to look at. And while Alexis gets shocks, she's
Speaker 1: going to be singing closer by the chain smokers. So baby,
Speaker 1: pull me closer in the backseat of your romer. I
Speaker 1: know you can afford by that tattoo on your shoulder.
Speaker 1: That's your shot. Color question of the day, Brook Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Now, I've learned from watching spy and
Speaker 1: cop movies that there's ways to get information out of
Speaker 1: people when they don't want to talk. Put in the
Speaker 1: room with a bright light. Yep, blow cigar smoke right
Speaker 1: into their face. Play good cop, bad cop to try
Speaker 1: and earn their trust ye or my experience, play bad cop,
Speaker 1: even batter cop. Oh, officer, I don't know if these
Speaker 1: handcuffs are tight enough. Maybe you should press me up
Speaker 1: against the two way mirror and rough me up a
Speaker 1: little bit. Tell me again what happens to a pretty
Speaker 1: boy like me? Naughty cop and co best parking ticket
Speaker 1: I ever got? And you know, I may need to
Speaker 1: use some of those tactics on my co host here.
Speaker 1: When I asked them what's on their mind? Will they talk?
Speaker 1: Or am I have to go into super naughty cop
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out coming up in our life. We
Speaker 1: do a lot of lip kisses, some nose kisses, but
Speaker 1: never any eyeball kisses. Salty, I mean, have all the
Speaker 1: things to touch together on our faces, eyeballs seems the
Speaker 1: most intimate. The only thing more affectionate than that is
Speaker 1: touching our thoughts together with a brain kiss during What's
Speaker 1: on your Mind, where we go around the room and
Speaker 1: get extra sloppy sharing thoughts with each other, starting with
Speaker 1: book Brook, What's on your mind? Oh my god. So
Speaker 1: we have been talking to my family about like song meetings,
Speaker 1: like the messaging of the song. Yeah, like the kids right.
Speaker 1: And so we're in the car and we're listening to
Speaker 1: the radio and you know that song players by us, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Coil and Roy, And she says in it, she says
Speaker 1: because girls as players too, and then the B word
Speaker 1: and then getting money all the round the world. You're
Speaker 1: listening to this with your children radio? Yeah, Pa, I
Speaker 1: know I talk you're talking about It's on the radio
Speaker 1: all the time. So Nora in the back seat goes, Mom,
Speaker 1: what do you think this song means? I'm well, um,
Speaker 1: and my head spinning, and I'm like, what's about like dating,
Speaker 1: you know, and she goes, I don't think so, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, righto, and she goes, I
Speaker 1: think it's about girls can play soccer too. Yeah, she's right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. And she goes and I think that the
Speaker 1: maha part is about how girls should be paid equally
Speaker 1: to boys. Yes. Yeah, it was just so sweet and
Speaker 1: so endearing. Yeah that's right, that's right. So co Leroy,
Speaker 1: thank you, pay too, Norah breakdown, baby got back? What
Speaker 1: does that one mean? I got your back? Well? I
Speaker 1: worked on the doctor recently to check on my blood
Speaker 1: sugars time. And I walk into the main lobby and
Speaker 1: there's a male nurse wearing scrubs and he stops in
Speaker 1: his tracks and he's like, oh my god, are you
Speaker 1: will say that? And I'm like, yeah, you know, and
Speaker 1: then he says, bro, I love your show dog and
Speaker 1: you guys in the lobby of a medical of of
Speaker 1: a hospital, or you embarrassed? No. He starts swearing like oh,
Speaker 1: He's like, bro you blee oh man blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: He was so excited. So I go to the like
Speaker 1: the room they want me to wait in, and guess
Speaker 1: who comes in to take my le my new buddy
Speaker 1: might yeah, And I can't tell if he's just like
Speaker 1: super nervous or if he's just new, because he's going
Speaker 1: down this list of questions that I've never really been
Speaker 1: asked before, and then he got the questions are getting
Speaker 1: weirder and weirder to eventually he's asking if I'm on
Speaker 1: birth control, if you're on control, and I'm like, is
Speaker 1: he gonna ask if I'm pregnant? Like coming next? Eventually
Speaker 1: he gives me a bro hug, okay, swears some more,
Speaker 1: tell me how bleeping funny our show is. I love
Speaker 1: it a lot of support, and then he leaves me
Speaker 1: to wait for the doctor, and I am just like
Speaker 1: so thrown off by this? Was that or was that not?
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I've never meant anybody that actually likes
Speaker 1: our show. This weird? It was weird. Glad you're not pregnant, Alexis,
Speaker 1: tell us what's on your mind. So I was at
Speaker 1: a bar and my friends over the weekend and I
Speaker 1: was trying to get like, throughout the night, I was
Speaker 1: getting everyone to do this little like TikTok. I wanted
Speaker 1: to make you said to do like a dumb dance
Speaker 1: and he had a table reserved, and this like random
Speaker 1: guy had been sitting at our table for a while alone.
Speaker 1: We didn't really notice, and then I saw him and
Speaker 1: I asked him to do the TikTok okay, and he refused.
Speaker 1: He was like, no, I don't want to do it,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Okay, if you're gonna sit at our table,
Speaker 1: you have to be funny. Thank you, Brooklyn. I look
Speaker 1: at him and I said, if you're going to be
Speaker 1: lame leaf, like do what I say, don't sit here.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's one way to say Alexis when she drinks.
Speaker 1: I didn't say. I had a kind of bad And
Speaker 1: then you know, I get up and I go to
Speaker 1: do my dance portion for the video, okay, like kicking
Speaker 1: my legs, and then I noticed apparently my car. He
Speaker 1: flew out of my pocket into the bar behind me
Speaker 1: and was lost in the crowd. But you know who
Speaker 1: gets it is the guy I called lane through the
Speaker 1: bar and brings it back to me, and I realized
Speaker 1: I'm the loser, not him. The TikTok dance. He actually
Speaker 1: did do it, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: People on this show? They give me a bad time
Speaker 1: about everything, literally, because you never give anyone a bad time,
Speaker 1: especially things that they think I should be doing, like
Speaker 1: checking my emails, reading my text messages, knowing when our
Speaker 1: show vacations happen. How do we look forward to those?
Speaker 1: I really end out for the entire year. So what
Speaker 1: I'm about to say is for all those Jeffrey, I
Speaker 1: told you so, Or because I was leaving the station
Speaker 1: the other day, I was driving home and I may
Speaker 1: or may not have been speeding, and I get pulled
Speaker 1: over a couple problems. You know in the movies where
Speaker 1: the officer walks up and says license and registration please,
Speaker 1: you know they actually do that in real life. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's and I was not prepared. Didn't have my license
Speaker 1: or my registration. Is a registration, just not in your car.
Speaker 1: It turns out I had not re upped my registration
Speaker 1: for about a year expire. And the officer shakes his
Speaker 1: head and he's like, well, what about proof of insurance?
Speaker 1: And Joe, have you never been pulled over this? Because
Speaker 1: they've driven around it a little. Because I'm a perfect driver,
Speaker 1: that's why. And yeah, I didn't have car insurance at all?
Speaker 1: What I literally haven't purchased insurance for three years. The
Speaker 1: registration is mostly Brook's fault, because Brooke knows that co
Speaker 1: hosts are supposed to remind each other that one's on you.
Speaker 1: As for my missing license, you get arrest. I left
Speaker 1: that at the radio station out on a desk, just
Speaker 1: free for the taking. So yeah, probably should have gone
Speaker 1: to jail. Yeah, but instead this sweet officer who was
Speaker 1: also named Jeff. Okay, you guys bonded well, and then
Speaker 1: when I told him my name too, he didn't believe
Speaker 1: me because I didn't have an OCA. He took pity
Speaker 1: on me. He did not He'd better of giving you
Speaker 1: a ticket, he wrote me, Thanks, Brooker. You don't have
Speaker 1: any tickets I've had in my life that I've never
Speaker 1: gotten out of. But I have all of those things.
Speaker 1: He did write me a ticket for one hundred and
Speaker 1: eighty five dollars, and he said, dude, get your life together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's the message I want a forward to everybody
Speaker 1: in this room and to all of our listeners. Take
Speaker 1: that to heart. I want you all to get your
Speaker 1: lives together. You are a message boy. I got my
Speaker 1: car insurance now, so it's brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Lots and lots of texts at seventy five nine two
Speaker 1: with people sharing what's been on their minds, Like this
Speaker 1: person said, what's on my mind? What do you guys
Speaker 1: do when songs are playing in the studio or when
Speaker 1: you have commercials? Jose is just always in the bathroom. Yeah, literally,
Speaker 1: And I'm always telling book to stop posting on those
Speaker 1: right wing extremists. So much time typing in all caps
Speaker 1: on I have another sketchy linkaship. It's like someone's gonna
Speaker 1: believe ron in seventy five nine two. On my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm forty seven, good looking, smart and single female for
Speaker 1: almost nine hundred days, and I think I will be
Speaker 1: single forever unless someone's that's me up because clearly I
Speaker 1: fail at the hunt. Oh wow, I bet there's punctuation
Speaker 1: in that text message there was here. If you're a
Speaker 1: lonely single female, I'm sure Brooke would be willing to
Speaker 1: set you up with one of her ex's. I mean,
Speaker 1: despite the marriage thing that I have going successfully, I
Speaker 1: don't know if my past choices are probably what I
Speaker 1: would wish on someone else. That's fair and another tex
Speaker 1: seventy five nine two. Says what happens or the call
Speaker 1: with the mom and the daughter where the mom was
Speaker 1: trying to pass on her daughter's date to the little sister.
Speaker 1: That was a second day update if you didn't know that,
Speaker 1: it turned into an awkward Tuesday when we called the mom.
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard that yet, go check it out
Speaker 1: online at Brooke and Jeffrey can hear it there. We
Speaker 1: got laser stories right after this. It's the radio segment
Speaker 1: that's launching an energy drink for restaurant workers called waiter Raid.
Speaker 1: If you see a server at Applebee's who's acting super
Speaker 1: pat be running around wide eyed, rubbing his teeth, they're
Speaker 1: not on meth. It's waiter Rate with laser stories. The
Speaker 1: segment read weird news stories around the glove, just like
Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we have a laser and those
Speaker 1: other grease trapped guzzlers just don't. This first laser hits
Speaker 1: the waiter rate. Sorry, got it. First laser stories out
Speaker 1: of you guessed it. Florida eight plus start. Fifty two
Speaker 1: year old guy named Clifford Edwards is a real estate
Speaker 1: exec at a firm in Springfield, Missouri, and he was
Speaker 1: apparently in town on a vacation. Okay, it sounds fun.
Speaker 1: The other night, a couple noticed him standing near their
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three Nissan Ultima outside of a restaurant, acting
Speaker 1: extremely strange, so they confronted him, and when they did,
Speaker 1: he giggled and ran away vacation. After he left, they
Speaker 1: noticed he'd done more than a thousand dollars in damage
Speaker 1: to the side of their car by scratching it up
Speaker 1: with a used butter knife. Yes, I can't imagine. The
Speaker 1: problem is, how would they catch him, How could they
Speaker 1: tell the cops who did it? He was gone. Well,
Speaker 1: Clifford left a pretty big clue behind. The couple's car
Speaker 1: was parked outside of a restaurant called The Toasted Monkey,
Speaker 1: so police assumed that's where the butter knife must have
Speaker 1: came from. Okay, and sure enough, Clifford's name was on
Speaker 1: the wait list. That's actually really good detective work. They
Speaker 1: had his phone number and that's how cops tracked him down,
Speaker 1: and when they did, he admitted to everything and described
Speaker 1: it as a Springbreak mistakes. All the middle aged people
Speaker 1: at spring Break in Florida. Have you seen the pictures
Speaker 1: everybody's going through? Like I haven't noticed that? And then
Speaker 1: my second thought was, God, that sounds fun. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: arrested him for felony criminal mischief. His wife had to
Speaker 1: come bail him out. I'm sure that was a super
Speaker 1: fun conversation. This next laser story is out of Saskatchewan.
Speaker 1: If you didn't know, the capital city of Saskatchewan is Regina,
Speaker 1: and the Tourism board is The Tourism boards catching heat
Speaker 1: after deciding to lean in on the obvious joke that
Speaker 1: people make about it, they launched a new ad campaign
Speaker 1: last week with a few slogans that aren't subtle at all.
Speaker 1: If you're going to be named that you have to
Speaker 1: One is show us your Regina better watch out. I
Speaker 1: may follow up on that. Another one the city released
Speaker 1: was titled Regina the City that rhymes with Fun. They
Speaker 1: also changed the name of their group, which used to
Speaker 1: be Tourism Regina and now it's Experienced Regina. Finally, I
Speaker 1: love a Regina positive message. Yeah, a lot of Proud
Speaker 1: residents didn't find the rebrand funny, or at least they
Speaker 1: don't want their proud city represented that way, so it's
Speaker 1: already been canceled. The restaurant chain Pink Taco has to
Speaker 1: open too far CEO is a guy named Tim Reid
Speaker 1: who was very proud of the campaign at first, but
Speaker 1: after receiving so much backlash in just a few days,
Speaker 1: he publicly apologized and told the reporter he was trying
Speaker 1: to own the joke, but obviously went way too far
Speaker 1: with it. It sounds like his job might be in jeopardy.
Speaker 1: Sallackville down the street. This next laser story is out
Speaker 1: of what in the wheat grass is going on. Usually
Speaker 1: when there's an Uber Eats mystery, it's a missing item
Speaker 1: or an entire missing order, but one neighborhood in California
Speaker 1: is dealing with the opposite problem. It's an area called
Speaker 1: Highland Park and for some reason, they've been receiving mysterious
Speaker 1: Uber Eats deliveries for the past month the whole city neighborhood.
Speaker 1: We're talking dozens of bags of fast food, chicken, sandwiches, tacos, milkshakes, pastries, coffee,
Speaker 1: and more. Someone tried to fatten them up. After some investigation,
Speaker 1: they found no one there is placing any of these orders.
Speaker 1: In fact, some of the recipients don't even have an account.
Speaker 1: They just keep coming. O. God, if you're selling your house,
Speaker 1: that would be a real perk to put on the list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at first it was just a random surprise, but the
Speaker 1: street's been getting more than a dozen deliveries a day,
Speaker 1: and so they've been looking for places to donate the
Speaker 1: food now. And if you're wondering, some brave residents say
Speaker 1: they have eaten some of the mystery meals. Yeah, donate
Speaker 1: it to my mouth. According to a news report, there
Speaker 1: are a lot of vegetarians in the area and they're
Speaker 1: asking the Mystery center to please order more salads. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like a whole happy community here, but there's like
Speaker 1: one sad guy who can't figure this app out, who's like,
Speaker 1: why do I never get my orders? Uber Eats has
Speaker 1: also opened an investigation and they flagged a few accounts,
Speaker 1: but still unclear. One person's like, Hey, I live at
Speaker 1: fifteen ten and I'm gluten free. His next laser story
Speaker 1: is out of Social Media Central, what's the top thing
Speaker 1: people overshare on Facebook or Instagram? Sicknesses? Political view? New
Speaker 1: Paul looked into it, and the number one answer probably
Speaker 1: isn't going to surprise you, but the rest are kind
Speaker 1: of interesting. Here's the top things that we overshare online? Okay,
Speaker 1: Number seven relationship stuff. I would if I have one,
Speaker 1: you would? I mean, you still share it. It's just
Speaker 1: about how you don't have. If you have a relationship
Speaker 1: things going on, get a room people, and don't over
Speaker 1: care about it. Don't listen to these haters. You're in
Speaker 1: love poster significant. Number six wealth. Oh anything about money
Speaker 1: or expensive possessions that seems braggy is just to know.
Speaker 1: I rather see that than relationships on my feed. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like people who are bragging probably don't have
Speaker 1: any money. Oh, you're bragging about it. Number five is
Speaker 1: accomplishments that was probably fueled by jealousy. But still do
Speaker 1: we have to see you holding up a trophy for
Speaker 1: best long care in your neighborhood Like that'd be pretty
Speaker 1: exciting love. Honestly, it would be a huge honor for
Speaker 1: my Facebook post to a t Number four kids. We
Speaker 1: love kids, but there's so many photos of them. Some
Speaker 1: people say limited to just three pictures a year, and
Speaker 1: I saw on their birthday. Yeah, no, their birthday and
Speaker 1: then when they graduate. Number three bodily functions. If you're
Speaker 1: posting about your bathroom habits, please stop. Yes. Number two food, Yes,
Speaker 1: you say that's all yours. If you can't get enough
Speaker 1: food posts, go check out video of Jose eating at
Speaker 1: restaurants and moaning the entire time. Yeah, no I do.
Speaker 1: I loving the food video. The number one thing we
Speaker 1: are overseeing being posted online are Jose called it political views. Yea,
Speaker 1: all of it. I hate all of it. I don't
Speaker 1: go to what side you're on. I hate all of you.
Speaker 1: Go to both sides. You post the opposite view and
Speaker 1: watch the crazy. So no government whatsoever, that's your government.
Speaker 1: Fifty three percent of us think people overshare about politics online.
Speaker 1: This guy doesn't post enough, though, probably because he's too
Speaker 1: busy messing around with politician shoes. Actually, this sound was
Speaker 1: taken directly from Lindsay Graham's low First he was lobbying
Speaker 1: with it. That sound means Laser Stories has come to
Speaker 1: an end of the day. We'll do it again, same
Speaker 1: time on Friday. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Guilty pleasures. Look,
Speaker 1: we all have them, okay, whether that's drinking pickle juice
Speaker 1: straight from the jar, or watching reruns of Blues Clues
Speaker 1: as an adult, or huffing magic markers in the break
Speaker 1: room while blasting ts. So don't do that. Terrible. Do
Speaker 1: you think if it makes you happy, you shouldn't feel
Speaker 1: ashamed about it? Well, unless your guilty pleasure happens to
Speaker 1: be cheating on your significant other. Can't really endorse that
Speaker 1: one I learned from episode thirteen of Blues Clues when
Speaker 1: mister Salt cheats on Missus Pepper, would senor Rita Paprika
Speaker 1: infidelity is bad, not say that that actually happens. So
Speaker 1: if if cheating is your guilty pleasure, prepared to be
Speaker 1: exposed for it. In a brand new edition of Busted
Speaker 1: that's coming up at seven, texts bad boyfriends and girlfriends.
Speaker 1: They thought they could get away with them, but now
Speaker 1: they're about to get busted. It's time for the segment
Speaker 1: that taught Adam Levine how to send weird flirty text
Speaker 1: mess Oh sorry, damn, you're banging body makes my brain
Speaker 1: say hunka hunka. I believe that that's an actual one.
Speaker 1: Wait for that one to get leaked. It's Busted, where
Speaker 1: listeners share the cringey ways they've caught their exes cheating
Speaker 1: on them. We've got a few listeners ready to tell
Speaker 1: us how they caught their dumb exes doing their best
Speaker 1: Adam Levine Impressions, starting with Jennifer, tell us how you
Speaker 1: busted your significant other? I? Uh so, my new boyfriend
Speaker 1: of one month he got me into a bike riding,
Speaker 1: which I was not really a bike rider. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: And we were out one day when all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: this car started honking behind us, and like, we're both
Speaker 1: in the bike lane, but this car just keeps following us,
Speaker 1: like laying on the horn, not like beep beepep, but
Speaker 1: like beep you know what I mean? Good? Yeah, And
Speaker 1: they wouldn't stop, and like it was aggressive, and I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, maybe it's somebody's road rage. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: just taking it personally and it's not even for us,
Speaker 1: but it definitely was. After like ten minutes of this,
Speaker 1: who was it? Did you find out? Yeah, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, this woman unrolled her window and throws a
Speaker 1: banana pillo at my boyfriend. I thought bike riding was
Speaker 1: ar thing. Oh I know. It got really messy after
Speaker 1: that because she got out of the car and she
Speaker 1: tried to fight me. You're not the problem. Why I
Speaker 1: understand that? Get it? Did you hit her with a
Speaker 1: bike pump? No? I took the banana peal I just
Speaker 1: threw it back at her. It was like, stupid. I've
Speaker 1: never been in a fight before, but clearly I wouldn't
Speaker 1: recommend another one to move. Yeah I know. But it
Speaker 1: turns out he had not but two, but three girlfriends
Speaker 1: all at once, and wow, busy guy and bike riding
Speaker 1: was his like quirky, cute thing to do with all
Speaker 1: of us. Yea, let's talk to Dave. Dave, tell us
Speaker 1: how you busted your sign of another. Yeah. So for
Speaker 1: a few weeks, you know, my girlfriend, she keeps asking
Speaker 1: me like fix things around the apartment. Okay, You're like,
Speaker 1: that's why we have a landlord. Yeah, well right, right,
Speaker 1: So I kept putting it off, you know, saying like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to get back to it. I'll
Speaker 1: get back with and she didn't know, like I actually
Speaker 1: kept a list of like all the things that needed
Speaker 1: to repair. So, you know, and you guys were living together,
Speaker 1: right it was your apartment too, No no, no no, no
Speaker 1: no no, we lived separately. Oh okay, okay, So one
Speaker 1: Saturday I was like, all right, didn't how much going on?
Speaker 1: So I figured I'd finally go and do it. So
Speaker 1: I let myself into her place because actually she was
Speaker 1: out of town. Well, she told me she was going
Speaker 1: to be out of town, and you know, I went
Speaker 1: to like one of the windows that she'd been complaining about,
Speaker 1: but it was like already fixed. And then I went
Speaker 1: to her bedroom, you know, because I fix the closet door,
Speaker 1: and I opened it and there's a guy in there,
Speaker 1: completely naked with a tool belt on someone. Where are
Speaker 1: you there by? She called it too, I'm just curious.
Speaker 1: So my girlfriend was behind it and was like telling
Speaker 1: me that it was my fault that she had to
Speaker 1: hire someone and that person ended up being hot. Did
Speaker 1: you apologize to her for that? No? We got time
Speaker 1: for Tanya. Tell us how you busted yourseon to begin other. Okay,
Speaker 1: So my girlfriend and I were going to Paris for
Speaker 1: a vacation and she wanted to learn French. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: she had these cards with words taped around the house
Speaker 1: to help her learn. Yeah. Yeah. So one day I'm
Speaker 1: on my laptop and I'm wondering what do these words
Speaker 1: and phrases mean. So I put it in Google Translate
Speaker 1: and and they were like all really flirty and some
Speaker 1: were kind of inappropriate. Yeah, but it's French. That's basically
Speaker 1: you just ask me my name. So I confront her
Speaker 1: and said, why are you practicing talking about your panties
Speaker 1: and French? Who? Yeah? Yeah, what'll she say? She breaks
Speaker 1: down and she finally tells me after we are talking
Speaker 1: about it for a while, and she tells me that
Speaker 1: she's hooking up with her French teacher Pierre. Oh yeah, god,
Speaker 1: So how was the trip? Yeah, it was great. I
Speaker 1: went by myself, okay, yeah, and you knew how to
Speaker 1: say panties in the French, so exactly. Yeah, I'll be
Speaker 1: out a great trip anyway, I did. I did make
Speaker 1: sure to hit up our text board at seven eighty
Speaker 1: five to nine too. If you have a funny story
Speaker 1: about how you caught your ex cheating, you could be
Speaker 1: on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up
Speaker 1: right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Nobody
Speaker 1: is more excited for today's phone tap than Alexis. Oh,
Speaker 1: we call a guy who not only applied to be
Speaker 1: on the show Love Island, but he's actually gotten an
Speaker 1: email from the producer saying they've seen his video in
Speaker 1: her seriously considering him for the next season, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna mess with his hopes centuries Well, so I mean,
Speaker 1: he's already excited about it, but today we're gonna reach
Speaker 1: out with even better news because a newer, hotter reality
Speaker 1: show just got greenlit, and we're gonna tell him that
Speaker 1: we're moving him from Love Island to a different island.
Speaker 1: You're gonna find out which one it is in your
Speaker 1: phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello. Hey, this
Speaker 1: is Flint Douche. I'm the casting director. This is Chase. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Chase. Hey, what's up, Chase? None of what's
Speaker 1: going on? Man? Not good? Not much, man. I think
Speaker 1: you got our email that we sent about you being
Speaker 1: considered for the next season of Love Island. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: totally Yeah. You ready to be a star. My guy,
Speaker 1: shut up. No way, way, dude. The people at Paramount
Speaker 1: are pumped, the producers, the other casting director. We all
Speaker 1: think you might be the perfect fit. Yeah no, I
Speaker 1: know I'm the perfect fit. Okay, man, dude, I love
Speaker 1: that confidence. But it's not for sure yet. But it
Speaker 1: is looking good. This is so insane. Look, even though
Speaker 1: you applied for Love Island, I'm gonna let you know
Speaker 1: you were actually selected for a hotter, even sexier spinoff.
Speaker 1: Oh damn. Okay, okay, all right, Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1: What is it? Yeah, it's called dad Bod Island. What what? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dad boughd Island like Love Island, but thicker. Uh Is
Speaker 1: this a joke, dude, No, no joke. It's a real show.
Speaker 1: Studios are real excited for. It's gonna launch I think
Speaker 1: in the fall. Okay, I'm not good for that show.
Speaker 1: I don't have a dad bought. I work out a lot. Look,
Speaker 1: don don't want you to take that the wrong way
Speaker 1: with dad bods are in right now. Okay, Seth Rogan,
Speaker 1: he's the new Brad Pitt. He's gonna be people's sexiest person. Listen,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to offend you. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you reach it out and stuff, but I don't have
Speaker 1: a dad bod. Dude. That's just how it is. Okay. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's the ultimate sound bite right there. We're gonna need
Speaker 1: you to say that right when you step off the
Speaker 1: plane in Paradise. I don't have a dad Bud man. No,
Speaker 1: that's TV gold right there. No, no, no, I'm stepping
Speaker 1: off the plane on on Love Island. I know. Dad
Speaker 1: Bought Island's got you written all over it. No, listen,
Speaker 1: listen to me. If I if I go ahead with this,
Speaker 1: people are gonna be trolling me on social media non stop,
Speaker 1: my friends, my family. Okay, Jim Bros. Listen what happens? Listen, Chase,
Speaker 1: you don't know anything about this show yet. Like, if
Speaker 1: you want a million people on your Insta watching you
Speaker 1: eat a dozen e clares? No, Like, what's the difference.
Speaker 1: You're still famous? What are you talking about. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be eating a clares on TV. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: showing off my body that I work really hard on. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sure your calves are probably sculpted. Like, that's great.
Speaker 1: My everything is sculpted. My guy, I've seen the photos.
Speaker 1: Whatever you're doing, you could do whatever you want. Just
Speaker 1: don't change the middle. That's the perfect tone. I mean
Speaker 1: it as a compliment. Forget it, bro forget it. Well,
Speaker 1: you're not interested anymore? Yeah? I was interested when it
Speaker 1: was for Love Island, because that's what I applied for,
Speaker 1: not for some stupid fatty show Dad Bodland of Paradise. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. It's called dad Bod Island. You
Speaker 1: gotta say it right. It's trademarked and like I said before,
Speaker 1: studios love the idea. They've already greenlit season two. Dad
Speaker 1: Bob Diner, Dad Bod Diner, A dozen dudes with dad bods,
Speaker 1: all living in a diner eating whatever the hell they want.
Speaker 1: They live in the diner. Yeah, there's not even hot
Speaker 1: ladies there. It's just about the dads. That downs horrible.
Speaker 1: Why would I want to live in a diner with
Speaker 1: dudes and no chicks were all fat? Exactly? It is horrible.
Speaker 1: It's a total train wreck that no one's gonna want
Speaker 1: to turn away from the ratings bonanza. No, No, you're wrong, dude,
Speaker 1: You're wrong. Dude, you're wrong. Which one of us is
Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry? You were me? I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get in there is throwing my hot bod into love
Speaker 1: Island because I know it would work. No correction, your
Speaker 1: dad bought onto the island of dad buds. Listen, And
Speaker 1: I know you worked for like the TV and whatever,
Speaker 1: but like, I will fight you. I will straight up
Speaker 1: fight you if you keep saying that about are you
Speaker 1: really bummed because of the show changer because of what
Speaker 1: your roommate Tarik did? What are you talking about? What
Speaker 1: did Tara was Tarik had to do with this. Tarik
Speaker 1: told me you got a letter from Love Island, so
Speaker 1: he wanted me to call and prank you. What my
Speaker 1: real name is jeff from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you, man, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Unfortunately, Dad Bought Island isn't a real thing,
Speaker 1: not yet. Oh my god, no, I hope it's never
Speaker 1: a thing. Are you kidding me? I don't want to
Speaker 1: see you. Oh my god, you don't God, what's wrong
Speaker 1: with Dad boughd Island? Is it worser better than Dad
Speaker 1: Bob Diner? Dad Bud Diner? I couldn't believe exactly. See,
Speaker 1: you're interested? You want to watch, don't you? No? Go up?
Speaker 1: Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. If the people in this room
Speaker 1: were on a date and going to show off their
Speaker 1: sexiest talent, we know Jose would probably bust out ten
Speaker 1: of his best celebrity impersonations all in under a minute.
Speaker 1: I immediately, I mean immediately, I would Yeah, sexy, don't try.
Speaker 1: I was gonna give you a chance. Oh well, alexis
Speaker 1: would probably take a cocktail napkin off the bar and
Speaker 1: fashion it into an instant crop top that's too big,
Speaker 1: And Brooke would demonstrate how her elkmating call can attract
Speaker 1: any man from up to seven miles away. Wow, I
Speaker 1: did that with my mouth. If that doesn't get you
Speaker 1: in the mood, nothing will. Yeah, you're about to get
Speaker 1: trampled if you didn't get all this Luckily for one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, he says his sexy talent is way
Speaker 1: more attractive than all of ours combined. Well, he got
Speaker 1: the chance to show it off to his date. Was
Speaker 1: it maybe too much for her to handle? I feel
Speaker 1: that we're about to find out when we do your
Speaker 1: brand new second date books you made on your own time.
Speaker 1: Oh no, now there's men swarming to the studio and
Speaker 1: a couple of we haven't work cut out for your
Speaker 1: second date. Update next second Brooke. If a guy offers
Speaker 1: to cook for you on a first date, yeah, is
Speaker 1: that a sexy move? Or are you thinking, Ah, he's
Speaker 1: trying too hard. I don't like it. No, I love it?
Speaker 1: You do? Yeah? I do? Especially if he can actually cook?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. He goes into the kitchen and he
Speaker 1: comes out to the table with the best hot pocket
Speaker 1: that you have ever tasted it, and he's made it
Speaker 1: look pretty too by put in a colorful toothpick flag.
Speaker 1: All right, don't you marry that? If he cut in half?
Speaker 1: How do I still put my mouth on it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We've heard some home cook meals go very well on
Speaker 1: this segment, so I'm not so well. We're going to
Speaker 1: find out how it went for one of our listeners
Speaker 1: named Todd, who said he cooked for his date the
Speaker 1: other night and now he needs our help. Todd, what's
Speaker 1: up man? Welcome to the show. Hey, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: Did you go with the og ham and cheese? Because
Speaker 1: that is my personal Oh yeah, I'll take ham and
Speaker 1: cheese all day. Yeah, that's more of a lunch just
Speaker 1: for me. Okay, Hey, Todd, can I ask are you
Speaker 1: a good cook? Because I think the effort of cooking,
Speaker 1: whether you're good or bad, is is sexy to ladies.
Speaker 1: But are you like a chef or something? Now I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say I'm a chef. I have worked in a
Speaker 1: kitchen before. Okay, I can cook too, like really really
Speaker 1: good at italing dishes. That's pretty much it. But like
Speaker 1: it works well? I mean I cook a mean shrimp alfredo. Okay,
Speaker 1: are we just going to talk about his food? Are
Speaker 1: we talking about his dad? Can we? I do want
Speaker 1: to just talk about the culinary side of it, but
Speaker 1: we should focus on the girl that you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's her name? It was Laurie. Laurie and I'm guessing
Speaker 1: you went with the shrimp alfredo. Did you talk that up?
Speaker 1: It's funny because I met Laurie online and in her
Speaker 1: bio she had put like her favorite foods, it's seafood, right,
Speaker 1: Oh nice? And so you know, you got to have
Speaker 1: a good opening line. So actually my opening line was is, hey,
Speaker 1: so you like seafood? Just say you know, my shrimp
Speaker 1: alfredo is a real catch. Do you like that, Alexis?
Speaker 1: I don't like trim Alfredo's on the wrong person? Ask Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know Alexis just wants a bank statement. That's
Speaker 1: the first text, and then she'll make a decision from there.
Speaker 1: You should have followed up with I'm just being krill
Speaker 1: with you. It's possible to overdo it though. Did she
Speaker 1: like it? Yeah? I mean she gave a little LLL
Speaker 1: and and then we were texting for like a week. Oh,
Speaker 1: it was really it was really flirty and really good
Speaker 1: and invited her over to prove it, you know, and
Speaker 1: she was down. Yeah, it means a lot like I
Speaker 1: feel like when people go to someone's house on a
Speaker 1: first date when they meet on an app. That's why
Speaker 1: it's so clutch that you guys chatted for a week
Speaker 1: before she agreed to do that. I trust each other
Speaker 1: a little bit. How did it go well? I thought
Speaker 1: it went really well. I was really nervous because I
Speaker 1: really liked I thought she was really cute. You know.
Speaker 1: I did maybe go a little above him. I lit
Speaker 1: a lot of candles in the house, and you know,
Speaker 1: when she showed up, she knowed just like, oh are
Speaker 1: we doing a seance? And I was like that what
Speaker 1: she said? That hysterical? Yeah, it's like you didn't bring
Speaker 1: the weiji board. No, no, no wegie board. I was
Speaker 1: just like I just told I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: was just trying to set the atmosphere, you know, raising
Speaker 1: the dead. Did she laugh? I mean? Was she cool? No? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She was cool, you know. And Uh, I had a
Speaker 1: fresh garlic bread that I had made garlic bread. Bro
Speaker 1: was the food ready when she got there? Did you
Speaker 1: guys cook it? Together. No, No, the way I set
Speaker 1: it up, it was basically like halfway done because I
Speaker 1: kind of did want to finish cooking the meal, you know,
Speaker 1: while she was there. Yeah, but yeah, I mean I yeah.
Speaker 1: I served her the food and it was good, and
Speaker 1: she said she liked the food. I was like, I said,
Speaker 1: that was really nervous. I felt like, at thinking back,
Speaker 1: I may have been asking about the food too much.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're like, oh, how it is good,
Speaker 1: and then like five minutes later, oh, can you taste
Speaker 1: the fresh basil? You know, it's kind of like a
Speaker 1: needy waiter at the last minutes, like are you sure? Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you guys do after dinner? After dinner, we
Speaker 1: sat down on the couch for a movie and it
Speaker 1: was nice. We weren't necessarily as close as I wanted
Speaker 1: to be on the couch, but I thought it was
Speaker 1: a first date, you know, when she just screwed over
Speaker 1: a little bit. It's your couch. That's kind of awkward though.
Speaker 1: Once you're sitting and then you move over, you like
Speaker 1: you have to do it right as the sitting happens.
Speaker 1: I like to slowly in show them, like every a minute,
Speaker 1: you just slide like a little bit closer until she
Speaker 1: doesn't even realize all of a sudden she's in your arms.
Speaker 1: She that's not the movie you went with though, Nah. No,
Speaker 1: I mean I was a little nervous to be hot,
Speaker 1: and you know I sat down first, and she kind
Speaker 1: of sat down where she wasn't gonna sit down. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good call. Yeah, okay, Like she didn't sit
Speaker 1: on the opposite end of the couch, but she wasn't
Speaker 1: like in my lap work touching at all. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we weren't. No, Well, I mean, how did it end?
Speaker 1: How did the night end? Well, when the movie was over, Okay,
Speaker 1: she stayed for the whole after she wanted to like
Speaker 1: have another glass of wine and talked a little more
Speaker 1: about Right after the movie was over, she was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Yeah, and I did kind of feel
Speaker 1: like there was a little bit of a drop off,
Speaker 1: you know, and that like it the light was definitely over,
Speaker 1: and so she went home. And that's why I'm talking
Speaker 1: to you guys. You know, it's just been um, very
Speaker 1: very sporadic communication. The energy that I mean, she's still
Speaker 1: kind of texting me, but I just feel like it's
Speaker 1: totally different now. I don't know what went wrong. I
Speaker 1: mean the food. I know the food was great, but
Speaker 1: and I was a little nervous. Yeah, your nervous energy
Speaker 1: maybe got the best of you. This could just be
Speaker 1: a classic case of what a lot of girls admit to,
Speaker 1: which is they just wanted a free meal. If a
Speaker 1: guy off a free fresh cooked meal, you don't sit
Speaker 1: through a yeah went on too long, like you ate
Speaker 1: a bunch of alfredo and you're laying on a couch
Speaker 1: for two hours. I'd be like, oh, yeah, I've heard
Speaker 1: of being friend zoned before, but chef zone. Maybe you
Speaker 1: got put in the chef zone. We'll find out when
Speaker 1: we call her and get your second date update right
Speaker 1: after this. All right, all right, second Italian food, fine wine,
Speaker 1: and sitting ten feet apart from each other on the
Speaker 1: couch while watching the Goonies? Did you find out something
Speaker 1: about the movie that we didn't know? No, I made
Speaker 1: an assumph. I wasn't sure that, Jeff, And you know
Speaker 1: now that I'm saying it. What would have been a
Speaker 1: better move, todd as if you had bought a smaller
Speaker 1: couch so that physically couldn't sit that far away from him? Actually,
Speaker 1: really smart? Two seats. Why they call him love seats.
Speaker 1: He just slaps his knee, all right, plenty of room.
Speaker 1: But that's because Todd invited a woman named Laurie over
Speaker 1: to his place recently to show off his cooking skills,
Speaker 1: which he thought went pretty well. But after their date,
Speaker 1: Laurie's not texting him as much as she was before.
Speaker 1: Could it be that you're famous? Shrimp Alfredo was so
Speaker 1: delicious it sent her into a delayed food coma, And
Speaker 1: now she's just on her couch sleeping it off for
Speaker 1: a long time, for a week. It's that tasty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think they're Todd? Oh yeah, maybe us
Speaker 1: compliment if you think about it. Yeah, it was really good. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll find out. But we do want you to send
Speaker 1: us a sample to the studio, just so that we
Speaker 1: can be sure. It's called you Gotta come over, You
Speaker 1: gotta come over. I do it at my house with
Speaker 1: all the candles and everything. I don't know. The candle
Speaker 1: seem to be like that may be one of the
Speaker 1: things that went wrong. She did note that it could
Speaker 1: be a seance fire Marshal and this is why is
Speaker 1: the ghost of Abraham Lincoln on this day? But we'll
Speaker 1: see what she asked to say, and maybe it's none
Speaker 1: of those things, could be something totally out of your control.
Speaker 1: We'll call her and find out. All right, Yeah, let's see,
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna call her number right now. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Lorie? Yeah, well she is conscience, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to strike that talking now. Are you asleep?
Speaker 1: I'm away, Yeah, we're We're a radio show called Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my goodness, I know
Speaker 1: you guys. Sorry, Hey, it should happen more often than
Speaker 1: it does, so we appreciate that. I know. Oh my
Speaker 1: goody recognizes me. Well, this is good that you listen
Speaker 1: to us because we're doing a second date update. Prefamiliar
Speaker 1: with that, I think so. I mean, I know your
Speaker 1: voice is weird to talk to you on the phone,
Speaker 1: not like sure what that is, but what's up? We're
Speaker 1: trying to get a hold of you on behalf of
Speaker 1: our listener who cooked for you the other night named
Speaker 1: Todd Oh shrimp Alfredo guy? Yes, yeah, okay, warehouse full
Speaker 1: of candles. Yeah, there were a lot of kidels Like
Speaker 1: I'm like, is this guientist Santaria? I don't know nobody.
Speaker 1: From the way that you're talking, it sounds like maybe
Speaker 1: you like Todd. Yeah, I like he's really nice. It's
Speaker 1: just I feel we're talking about this on the radio.
Speaker 1: Me too, I feel weird about it. So we're all
Speaker 1: in the same boat here. Everything you say is on
Speaker 1: the radio, jap. But obviously Todd reached out to us
Speaker 1: because he's feeling a little bit confused that in the
Speaker 1: week following your date the communications kind of dried up. Yeah, well, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's a weird situation, Like, you know, I did
Speaker 1: not mean that to happen, Like I'm gonna wears the
Speaker 1: situation right now. Oh man, it's an X, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this one person. I'm on a dating app,
Speaker 1: so I'm not exclusive with anybody. You're dating multiple people
Speaker 1: right now too. And they both happen to be chefs,
Speaker 1: and I swear I did not and this happened, Like, wait,
Speaker 1: is Todd counted in the two? Yeah? I mean you
Speaker 1: just want to one date with him? And he told
Speaker 1: us that he's not a professional chef, that he just
Speaker 1: he likes to cook. Yeah, well, the other guys like
Speaker 1: legit chef, but he likes pieces a good cook too,
Speaker 1: So I mean I did it? Like why are you
Speaker 1: not calling toddback? Though? Like, I mean, are you just
Speaker 1: too busy with the other dude? Are you hanging out
Speaker 1: with him more often is better? I don't really know
Speaker 1: what to do, Like I've never been in the situation before,
Speaker 1: and like one's really good at Italian, the other is
Speaker 1: really good at Mexican. Name makes it a heladas. And
Speaker 1: they were like, two dive, You're you're basing your love
Speaker 1: life on how well they couldn't cook? Why are you
Speaker 1: stopping talking to one? Keep it up? Just cheat, cheating.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the rules are. There's no ru Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no rules. Alexis is right, I mean official one.
Speaker 1: She's right, you've gone out on one date. You didn't
Speaker 1: even sit next to him on the couch. She said,
Speaker 1: I think you're fine. Like, I'm kind of use to
Speaker 1: the dating app thing, and like for me, it's a
Speaker 1: little strange to be dating more than one person. I
Speaker 1: feel like I make a decision, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: You're not comfortable juggling multiple guys, like the women on
Speaker 1: this show are, Yeah, they don't care. That's what even
Speaker 1: pre dating apps, it's what dating is, right. I think
Speaker 1: she's already thinking if she likes them both, eventually one
Speaker 1: of them she'll probably become What were you waiting for
Speaker 1: to make your choice? I don't know if they're like
Speaker 1: some balls and they're both great cooks. I mean, you say,
Speaker 1: way of a man's heart, rough a stomach, but you know,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm with you, girls. I have an idea.
Speaker 1: Have you considered a real life cooking competition? Like a
Speaker 1: chef you come over and you're like, look, boys, you're
Speaker 1: cooking for your livelihoods right now, you're cooking for me,
Speaker 1: and then you yell at them, really mean, like like
Speaker 1: it don't think it's the wrong way, but like, is
Speaker 1: Italian the only thing you can cook? Or like you
Speaker 1: do other cuisines? I see, okay, all right. I mean
Speaker 1: we're talking and we're joking about this a lot, but
Speaker 1: I do wonder how Todd feels because he's been listening
Speaker 1: the entire time. Wait, Laurie, you serious, You're you're seeing
Speaker 1: two different chefs. I mean, it really did not intend
Speaker 1: to happen. It felt like I'm trolling for chefs I
Speaker 1: promised you. I mean I didn't want to believe that
Speaker 1: then when they were saying, you know, ladies love of
Speaker 1: free meal. But that seems like you're running a train
Speaker 1: on the you know, the cuisine line. I told you
Speaker 1: by accident. No, it's just what she put in her
Speaker 1: dating profile. She said she loves seafis their only pickup line. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a good How are your lads? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't cook Mexican food, but I'm sure my food is better.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a little throwdown, So you're not you're not
Speaker 1: intimidated by the other chef that possibly could be cooking
Speaker 1: better than you, Todd, I mean, I'm honestly shocked. I
Speaker 1: didn't know, Laurie. I didn't know you were you were
Speaker 1: seeing someone else. I mean I thought we were just
Speaker 1: having a date. I didn't know there's anyone else in
Speaker 1: the picture. Well, like, I'm my dating app and I'm
Speaker 1: meeting different people and trying to get out of my
Speaker 1: comfort zone. But like, are you saying you're not meeting
Speaker 1: anybody else? I mean no, I'm not. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: you know, I try to focus my attention on one person.
Speaker 1: I'm not, you know, disrespecting what you're doing. But heads
Speaker 1: up would be nice. Hey, I eat at a different
Speaker 1: guy's house every night of the week, just letting me
Speaker 1: know and then I know. I mean, look, I get it,
Speaker 1: like we just met, we've only been on one date.
Speaker 1: But no, I'm not I'm not seeing anybody. It would
Speaker 1: just be nice to know what you're doing. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: where do you stand with the other guy? It's like
Speaker 1: I said, it's out on my comfort zone. So I'm
Speaker 1: just kind of trying to sew with it. I bet
Speaker 1: mister Enchilada's didn't use as many candles in his apartment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the candles, you know, So that's one point for Todd,
Speaker 1: but he may have paired it with a fresh margarita.
Speaker 1: We're tied one to one now, keeping store. Can I
Speaker 1: ask an important question, all food aside, personality wise, who
Speaker 1: do you like more? No? One could be funnier, that's
Speaker 1: all in all serious? Is they're really both great guys?
Speaker 1: Are Can you just share the wealth a little bit
Speaker 1: like Alexis needs? Okay, well, I'm gonna throw out an
Speaker 1: idea that's kind of unique. All right, I propose that Laurie,
Speaker 1: you and the Mexican chef get together and go over
Speaker 1: to Todd's place and have Todd cook for both of you.
Speaker 1: Then Todd, you and Laurie get together and go over
Speaker 1: to mister Mexican chef's place. Look, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: get involved in a thrupple. Yeah, I'm all about this alright. Okay,
Speaker 1: suddenly you were uncomfortable just two men separately, and now
Speaker 1: you want them all in the same room. Bye on
Speaker 1: for a week. Why don't we have both chefs come
Speaker 1: to our student cook for all, concluding Lorie, we can
Speaker 1: all do a vote. I'm not making out with him.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I was some tacos. We'll kiss him
Speaker 1: for it. I'm willing to some good shrimp. But we
Speaker 1: would like you to get back together with Todd, Lorie,
Speaker 1: and we would pay for you to meet up again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would really like that. I would like it if
Speaker 1: he's okay. Well for a second day. I was happy
Speaker 1: to hear that she was a little shy on the
Speaker 1: couch because I was also a little nervous. So maybe
Speaker 1: we could get out closer. Oh there you go. I
Speaker 1: mean that's the thing about the couch. It's harder to
Speaker 1: get closer to the Mexican chef because of all the
Speaker 1: beans and everything involved. Oh wow, that's what all the
Speaker 1: scented candles in his room are four. Yeah, like whatever
Speaker 1: you do not lift the blanket up the less looking
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Why is the text board blowing
Speaker 1: up right now suggesting I dress up as one of
Speaker 1: the chefs and make out with both of them. I
Speaker 1: don't sleeve at all. Actually, wait, that's not the tech sport.
Speaker 1: I wrote that down on this piece of pie. The
Speaker 1: show is so confusing sometimes. But no, like Brook said,
Speaker 1: I am interested in getting an update from those two.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's certainly think texts coming on pieces of
Speaker 1: we're going old fashioned. You know, we have the technology
Speaker 1: of year isn't great. You know, once the dust settles
Speaker 1: and dinner time rolls around, she's going to be over
Speaker 1: at her place thinking don't want Mexican or do they
Speaker 1: want to tell him to know? Tough choice, but a
Speaker 1: great choice for real, and she's gonna get it cooked
Speaker 1: from both of food critic. Yeah, either way, she wins,
Speaker 1: And we want to help you win in your dating life.
Speaker 1: Email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling
Speaker 1: you back. If you want to check out any of
Speaker 1: our second date updates, go listen to them up online
Speaker 1: at Brooke and Jeffrey dot com. Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. It's like every day I find another reason
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Speaker 1: a new player on line number five to take you
Speaker 1: on Brook. Her name is Courtney from Snowhomish and Courtney
Speaker 1: she was honest. She said she's a little bit intimidated
Speaker 1: to play you because she thinks that you're smart and
Speaker 1: has quote way more life experience, so that may play
Speaker 1: to your advantage. Courtney, Welcome to the showy wisdom is
Speaker 1: it and about being smarter. It's just about lasting longer,
Speaker 1: but just living. And even as they said it, I
Speaker 1: sort of regretted it. Yeah, how old are you, Courtney?
Speaker 1: I'm thirty. Out of here then, I know. That's why
Speaker 1: I regretted it. Yeah, okay, yeah, all right, Brook's gonna
Speaker 1: take her jealousy outside. And while that happens, you know,
Speaker 1: the game works. Courtney. You got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: outright to win. Are you ready? Oh yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Time starts now. William Shatner celebrates a
Speaker 1: birthday today. Is he in his eighties or nineties? He
Speaker 1: is in his nineties? What city will host the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three Major League Baseball All Star Game? It was
Speaker 1: sorry the majority of the world Cinnamon comes from, which
Speaker 1: consonant Asia, which which was crushed by a house in
Speaker 1: the movie Wizard of Oz and the Big Bad Witch. Steinway, Fizzoli,
Speaker 1: and Yamaha are all popular makers of what instruments? Oh, saxophone,
Speaker 1: oh piano, piano. We will accept that answer for you, Courtney.
Speaker 1: Brooke is coming back in the studio with all of
Speaker 1: her wisdom in years of experience, and Courtney, while she's
Speaker 1: coming in, tell everyone an interesting fact that the world
Speaker 1: needs to know about you. Um my dream. If I
Speaker 1: could do anything, I would, Um, I would have a
Speaker 1: puppy sanctuary. Oh yeah, beetle like older dogs are those
Speaker 1: kind of grosser? No? No, aes okay, yeah, he aged
Speaker 1: out of this sau sorry talking. You know, all the dogs.
Speaker 1: I would just love to have like a big field
Speaker 1: and a big farm and have all the all the
Speaker 1: dogs there. And how many dogs do you own? I
Speaker 1: own two? All right, you're on your way. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know I'm hitting there. Yeah. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: poop to pick up though, for like a thousand dogs. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just leave it out on the farm. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess every farm you gotta watch where you step. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just kind of farm rules. Yeah, get your boots
Speaker 1: on when you visit Courton. Yes, Brooke, Europe, are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. William Shatner celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 1: Is he in his eighties or nineties? Nineties? What city
Speaker 1: will host the two thousand, twenty three Major League Baseball
Speaker 1: All Star Game? Oh, the All Star Game, Seattle? The
Speaker 1: majority of the world cinnamon comes from which continent? Ooh Asia?
Speaker 1: Which which was crushed by a house in the movie
Speaker 1: The Wizard of Oz, Wicked, Witch of the West, Steinway, Fizzoli,
Speaker 1: and Yamaha are all popular makers of what is ASL
Speaker 1: stands for what form of communication? Got our answers? And
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to the scoreboard and see how you
Speaker 1: did with Jose. When I saw you across the room,
Speaker 1: I thought you were a prostitute. I am coordneys asking
Speaker 1: that Cordney, you get three correct today? Solid? That is
Speaker 1: solid and brook yep, you got fine. Been showing the
Speaker 1: life experience wins out once again. I'm sorry, Courtney. Let's
Speaker 1: go over the answers here. William Shatner has a birthday.
Speaker 1: He is in his nineties, turning ninety two years old.
Speaker 1: He's amazing, he looks amazing. I really like him. The
Speaker 1: city that's going to host the twenty twenty three Major
Speaker 1: League Baseball Star Game it's only gonna cost like twenty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I think the tickets are are he sold out,
Speaker 1: so there's no chance. Even the majority of the world
Speaker 1: cinnamon comes from Asia, from Sri Lanka and India specifically,
Speaker 1: the witch that was crushed by a house in the
Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz is the Wicked Witch of the East.
Speaker 1: The Wicked Witch of the West is the one that
Speaker 1: Dorothy fights for the entire movie. It's hard to remember
Speaker 1: when you just ask, Yeah, which Stunway, Fazzoli, Yamaha. Those
Speaker 1: are all makers of pianos, and ASL stands for American
Speaker 1: Sign Language. So Courtney unfortunately can't donate one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: to your future dog farm. But what we can do
Speaker 1: is just for playing. Give you a pair, no, a
Speaker 1: four pack of Adam tickets to John Wick chapter four,
Speaker 1: Win or Lose. It's his way out john Wick chapter four.
Speaker 1: It is only in theaters and Imax starting March twenty fourth.
Speaker 1: She could take a friend and her two dogs. Take
Speaker 1: the dogs. The dog got killed in the first one.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. That's why they're into it, you know. It's
Speaker 1: like murder mystery, Like murder, humans are into Hey, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe a horror film for them. Yeah, you enjoy it, Courtney.
Speaker 1: All right, Oh my gosh, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah you Courtney, You love your energy. Yeah, thanks for replying.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be back and do Win Brooks Buck same
Speaker 1: time tomorrow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.