Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two eighty, episode
Speaker 1: five of Dirt Days. Guys. Oh yeah, baby, the production
Speaker 1: of iHeartRadio. You know what that voice means. We're back.
Speaker 1: I'm not going through all this bullshit. You know what day?
Speaker 1: It is Friday. My name's Shack O'Brian, and I'm thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined once again by my co host. He
Speaker 1: is Daddy my thirty six Chambers of poop O. It's
Speaker 1: Miles Daddy Bastard. Come back straight from the I guess
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Zoo. I can't. I didn't have the time to
Speaker 1: improvise or right at aka. I am back from parental
Speaker 1: lead paternally. I will probably take a little more time
Speaker 1: later on, but thank you so much for everybody blows
Speaker 1: so man so blowouts. My god, I thought I was
Speaker 1: watching Liverpool versus man United because it was a seven
Speaker 1: nil blowout. I think I did hear while you were
Speaker 1: out there. Your team's doing really well right top of
Speaker 1: the league, baby, on top league. I mean yeah, we're
Speaker 1: eight points clear right now with man say how much
Speaker 1: of your mind taken up by that versus? You know
Speaker 1: what's funny, we were doing so well the baby was born.
Speaker 1: We took fucking els like and I'm holding and I went,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I thought you were I thought you
Speaker 1: were touring us through. And then shit leveled out. I
Speaker 1: was able to accept my child again and everything is good.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm I keep telling everybody this. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure how to speak. I've only been speaking to Her
Speaker 1: Majesty and the guys child himself, and that is kind
Speaker 1: of the level of my banter. So bear with me
Speaker 1: as I get back into it. Although I might just
Speaker 1: come in on in ten, I don't know. Look, this
Speaker 1: is yeah, we're all experimenting, right, you sound great. We're
Speaker 1: so happy to be back. I'm excited to be back,
Speaker 1: greatly missed and all and all serious. I saw all
Speaker 1: the good combinations, and I was like, I remember being like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll call in when Gabris is there. I didn't, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, you were like you had big plans.
Speaker 1: You were like, I'll like check in every once in
Speaker 1: a while, yeah, like daddy man on the street. Yeah, reporting,
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, don't do that. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about. Yeah, that comes from someone who's had
Speaker 1: a child. And I'm like, in the midst, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I got the bandwidth for all this. He
Speaker 1: did not. He did not. He did not. Miles, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are thrilled to be joined for your first episode
Speaker 1: back by a very special host executive producer at Big
Speaker 1: Money Players, responsible for some of the funniest podcasts in
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah. Also one of our co workers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because Big Money Players is our sister and at work.
Speaker 1: So it's weird to be this formal, but please welcome
Speaker 1: but brilliant and talented Olivia. Hello, my brothers. That's too much.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I feel like honored that this is
Speaker 1: Miles is back from like paternity leave and this like episode.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, the expectations that could be really
Speaker 1: high or people are gonna be very disappointed by the
Speaker 1: end of this episode. Look, Olivia, I'm just relieved that
Speaker 1: you're the guest and it's not somebody I'm having to
Speaker 1: get to know, like from my first episode back. Like
Speaker 1: you know, we have a lot of overlapping friends too.
Speaker 1: We even see each other outside of work a lot
Speaker 1: because of the people we know. So it's good to
Speaker 1: see you and I'm relieved that it's you and I
Speaker 1: will do my best. I was gonna say, we definitely
Speaker 1: have had a lot of overlapping friends and a lot
Speaker 1: of baby overlap. I think when we last saw each
Speaker 1: other may have been at our friend's baby shower, and um,
Speaker 1: of course I had to take I don't know if
Speaker 1: I ever told you this, but I definitely took like
Speaker 1: a sneaky photo of you sitting I think you were
Speaker 1: with your wife, and then I did like kind of
Speaker 1: like a back sneak photo and then sent it to
Speaker 1: the ladies of iHeart and I was like celebrity spotting,
Speaker 1: and of course, yes, of course I did. I got
Speaker 1: celebrity spotting in the way. I'll send you the photo.
Speaker 1: But you were like mid bite into eating like a
Speaker 1: Macarotti salad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. And you're like,
Speaker 1: this one was drinking all the juice that was meant
Speaker 1: for the kids. Yeah, this was all men for kids.
Speaker 1: They definitely had adult bat Oh yo, this is this
Speaker 1: is really shit. There's juice box, juice box. I was
Speaker 1: scattered about. Yeah, I went. I went to my friends
Speaker 1: like baby's birthday party. I drank all the juice boxes.
Speaker 1: There's so many juice box to the point that like
Speaker 1: other parents are like, you know, someone for the kids.
Speaker 1: There's like adult beverages to the mark. I ain't drinking, man,
Speaker 1: I want these little apple juices. I never had these before.
Speaker 1: They're so small. Were they always this small? Or is
Speaker 1: that like part of this new woke Oh by the way, Miles,
Speaker 1: there's been some changes around here, this new woke ship
Speaker 1: where they are so worried about sugar. Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I mean I remember, I remember when the tiny ones
Speaker 1: came out. I'm like, that's for babies, because yeah, my
Speaker 1: day we were sipping, like you remember book that might
Speaker 1: have been that that might have been like just a
Speaker 1: thing that happened when I was in Like we had
Speaker 1: on juice box. They had a juice box that was
Speaker 1: called Boku that was just like two regular juice boxes
Speaker 1: stacked on top of each other. I'm sorry, did Richard Lewis?
Speaker 1: And Lewis was the spokesperson, like, and I knew that
Speaker 1: at seven. I was like, oh, yeah, that's that, Richard Lewis.
Speaker 1: That's definitely not a woke juice box. If you got
Speaker 1: like prime Richard Lewis going, I don't even know what
Speaker 1: he's saying, but I was gonna say, stand up. Era
Speaker 1: Richard Lewis being a folks person that is not a
Speaker 1: woke juice like it goes well with a cigarette. Y. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's out here being like, you know what you know?
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even know. I haven't even
Speaker 1: seen Richard Lewis in a while. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what to stop right there? My powers are coming back online.
Speaker 1: Give me a more. Who should we who should we
Speaker 1: get for this? Who should we get for this child's
Speaker 1: juice box? How about the dark existentialist comedian Richard Lewis,
Speaker 1: who's like, isn't this like whole stand up thing just
Speaker 1: being let me let me get let me get a
Speaker 1: screen chair really quick, shosin. I just I have to
Speaker 1: hear what the how this guy is selling fucking juice?
Speaker 1: He his nickname was like I feel like the like
Speaker 1: the Prince of I'm gonna get it wrong, but it
Speaker 1: was the Prince of Mean or the Prince of something like.
Speaker 1: He was a burn like birds. Richard Lewis is coming through.
Speaker 1: He's wearing all black and with a massive mullet. He's
Speaker 1: in a darkened room and this is how he's pitching
Speaker 1: bow cou drink. So I go to a party and
Speaker 1: I got my choice of coke or PEPSI this isn't right.
Speaker 1: I want a bow coup, a seven po blend bow coup.
Speaker 1: I mean, all this carbonation is very unsettling. I don't
Speaker 1: want to belch anymore. Belching is for babies, naturally comly.
Speaker 1: I mean it's my undeniable ride as a man of
Speaker 1: the nineties to quench my thirst in my own way
Speaker 1: the nineties. I need to get people invite me to
Speaker 1: a party. I'm bringing my own bo bokoo fruit juice
Speaker 1: cooler from McCain. Whoa, Okay, I don't need to get dark.
Speaker 1: But when he revealed his boku, it looked like a
Speaker 1: bomb attached to his body. Yeah, I'm like, no, big Richard,
Speaker 1: Richard man of the nineties, what a fucking marketing campaign.
Speaker 1: Man I totally associated with, like when I was seven,
Speaker 1: But I guess it was the nineties or maybe also
Speaker 1: shout out to him that was one take. There was
Speaker 1: no contake. Yeah, yeah, one take is professional. He's yeah,
Speaker 1: we got we got his challenge. Now for our next
Speaker 1: ad read I didn't quit Google search and just to
Speaker 1: like book up his nickname, and his nickname was the
Speaker 1: Prince of Pain. So the Prince of Pain bubble bubbles
Speaker 1: carbon in the principle, you know the nation thing it
Speaker 1: thinks carbonation is too uncomfortable. That's so funny that they
Speaker 1: steered so hard into being like a juice box for
Speaker 1: adults that they got Richard Lewis to pick and that
Speaker 1: the that the main hook point is that you want
Speaker 1: to stop belching. Ye insane. If you're a man, you
Speaker 1: know you hate belching. It's so rude and it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: That's why juice like, huh do a sophisticate Anyways, this
Speaker 1: is what the show is gonna be. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: a I don't know anything that's happened. Yeah, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna do a reentry briefing for miles of just like
Speaker 1: all the important news that he missed. We're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about maybe some news. We might talk about the TikTok trials.
Speaker 1: We might talk about how Trump is just making bank
Speaker 1: off of his impending arrest. That again is something that
Speaker 1: he told us all was going to happen. There are
Speaker 1: more signs that just this whole tech dystopia we live in,
Speaker 1: it's frame. We've got we've got phantom uber eats orders
Speaker 1: just appearing at random on people's front porches and Google's
Speaker 1: bard is is a mess. Yeah, that's their AI, that's
Speaker 1: their chat GPT. There's a new chat gpt in in
Speaker 1: the room, and it's I think it's like better at
Speaker 1: being your racist uncle on Facebook, Like oh yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's learned the language of the Internet. Yeaheah. I
Speaker 1: got like just looking over it, I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: a racist ask Jeeves almost yeah, yeah, this is You
Speaker 1: don't think asked Jeeves was racist? Yeah you saw that? Yeah, true, true, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember when I asked Jeeves it referred to Rosa
Speaker 1: Parks and Martin Luther King as basketball players. That's when
Speaker 1: I was like, sums up, yeah, all right, all of
Speaker 1: that plenty more. But first, Olivia, we like to add guests,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history besides Boku juices
Speaker 1: that is about For a second, I thought I was
Speaker 1: the guest. You're like, whoa, whoa, Okay, I'm out of practice,
Speaker 1: go on, guess Okay, So search history I have two
Speaker 1: ones that are kind of like relevant at the moment
Speaker 1: right now. Yesterday I googled non boring green smoothies just
Speaker 1: because I was in a mood for a smoothie, and
Speaker 1: I had a lot of spinach, but I just didn't
Speaker 1: want it to be so bland. So did a lot
Speaker 1: of research on some smoothies, and I think the key
Speaker 1: thing is a banana. The banana helps with the consistency
Speaker 1: and like actually gives it that sweet plus you get
Speaker 1: your potassium and all that creamy. Yeah, And so it
Speaker 1: made my spinach smoothie much better once I added a banana,
Speaker 1: added some apples to it, and I found it to
Speaker 1: be successful and was really happy with that. But then
Speaker 1: also my other Google search. While I am paying attention
Speaker 1: to my records, I like to google random things during
Speaker 1: our research. Actually, one of my shows that I work on,
Speaker 1: my mama told me with Langston Kerman and David Borie,
Speaker 1: I love to go. Yeah, I was like, I just
Speaker 1: watched that. Sorry him to interrupt him, like oh, like
Speaker 1: I was like Leonardo Dicapriol and that fucking Once upon
Speaker 1: a Time on Hollywood mean anyway, oh my gosh, yes,
Speaker 1: and very iconic the boys with Langston and I look
Speaker 1: up a lot of these like black conspiracy theories online
Speaker 1: and one of them really got me. And sorry if
Speaker 1: this comes off as like toilet like inappropriate talk. But
Speaker 1: just the intake of salt and sodium ruining men's sex
Speaker 1: drives was one big thing. And there's this component that
Speaker 1: a listener sent in called salt Peter or petre salt
Speaker 1: pete and it's like highly yeah, highly concentrated sodium that
Speaker 1: is fed to a lot of men, like people who
Speaker 1: are participant, mostly men who are participating in the military,
Speaker 1: to reduce their sex drive during boot camp. So it's
Speaker 1: just like these high are or just something some guys
Speaker 1: it's conspiracy theories. But then that's the Google searches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there is such thing as that where it's like salt
Speaker 1: peters added to things during boot camp. Still exploring conspiratorial
Speaker 1: but it did catch my attention though, as Google bark
Speaker 1: about this, that's Google bard. Yeah, and I just like
Speaker 1: got in a wormhole of just like salt and then
Speaker 1: salt petre, Saltpeter and just that. And then on a
Speaker 1: more lighthearted note, um animals with eyes facing the front
Speaker 1: is typically animals have their eyes facing sideways. If you
Speaker 1: just google photoshop animal eyes facing forward, it's the funniest,
Speaker 1: creepiest thing ever. But it's it's great, Okay, It's just
Speaker 1: animal eyes facing forward and people have like photoshopped, you know,
Speaker 1: to put the put the eyes, and I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some of them look beautiful. Yes, sometimes it works with
Speaker 1: some animals, but like goats look typically really creepy because
Speaker 1: they are their eyes are already like their pupils are
Speaker 1: slitted types, you know, and it's not round, so that
Speaker 1: comes off a little bit crazy. Yeah, the goats are,
Speaker 1: but I do enjoy the lizard. The chameleon ones are
Speaker 1: really funny. Yeah. Oh yeah, the lizard ones. They look
Speaker 1: like the like little Koopa Troopers from the live action
Speaker 1: Mario Brothers movie Witham and Bob Hoskins and Samantha Mathis
Speaker 1: and Dennis Hopper and that. So I just said the
Speaker 1: whole cast. Guys, I'm working out what if you just
Speaker 1: kept going? That has the reference to nine eleven again
Speaker 1: with the twin Towers of disappearing at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one never forget. They already knew before it happened.
Speaker 1: This episode is just Miles recapping Mario Mario movie and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh wait, but there's something inherently because the
Speaker 1: reason that animals have their eyes on the side, right,
Speaker 1: at least one of the design features is to like
Speaker 1: look out for predators and so this turnally a deer
Speaker 1: into like a hunter predator like in some ways, and
Speaker 1: it is, it's scary. I don't like it. The one
Speaker 1: that I was like, Oh, this one's actually cute is
Speaker 1: the Google image search just fucked up and put an
Speaker 1: actual like big cat in with the search results, a
Speaker 1: tiger one. I was like, that looked like a tiger
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, that's tiger. Absolute shit, Jack, My heart
Speaker 1: broke for you when I saw the shark with its
Speaker 1: eyes in the front. Yeah. Absolute, just disgusting. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: should be ashamed of themselves. I don't like them anymore.
Speaker 1: What is something that you think is underrated? So what
Speaker 1: we do first? Let's go overrated? Overrated, I believe and
Speaker 1: I might get some attack from this. It's a Trader
Speaker 1: Joe's item. It's the everything bagel seasoning. I've had everyone
Speaker 1: recommend this, and everything bagel seasoning is just the seasonings
Speaker 1: that are in the back of your cabinet, just like
Speaker 1: put it together, mix it in a bag, you know,
Speaker 1: like have it all put and that's your everything bagel seasoning.
Speaker 1: But everyone claims Trader Joe's Everything Bagel sees everything, but
Speaker 1: the Bagel season. That's the technical name is the I
Speaker 1: saw you gave me that look, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: I better correct myself. Yeah, coming for your ass on this.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't just first show back. I know,
Speaker 1: I know. Again, I feel like the stakes are super
Speaker 1: high right now. So and with the seasoning, why are
Speaker 1: you selling that? And it fits all the ingredients in
Speaker 1: your cabinet already, it's garlic, salt, it's everything you already
Speaker 1: have and trying to be smart about finances. Isn't that
Speaker 1: like a money savers? Yeah? True, thank you. True. It's
Speaker 1: weird though too, because like, have you noticed they also
Speaker 1: made chips now with the everything Bagel season on it?
Speaker 1: And when I saw that, I'm like, oh, motherfucker's got
Speaker 1: a lot of extra bagel season and that's a factory.
Speaker 1: That's what that told me. It was like because I
Speaker 1: remember for a while that ship was the Wave and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh my god, like, weren't people like reselling
Speaker 1: it on Amazon because you were so fucking obsessed with
Speaker 1: I remember this, and I was like, Okay, they got something,
Speaker 1: and then years passed and now it's like, hey man,
Speaker 1: remember this shit. It's like jah rule trying to come
Speaker 1: back where you're like, yeah, all right, full like go ahead, like,
Speaker 1: oh you're doing chips now, Okay, I got the chips
Speaker 1: way too fucking salty. I'm upside down on this everything,
Speaker 1: bagel seasoning, everything but the thing my investments. Look, man,
Speaker 1: I just need you to buy one crate. Come on, please, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what any takes? Do you have a take on? My
Speaker 1: take on the everything but the bagel seasoning is I've
Speaker 1: tried it once. I don't think I think it was
Speaker 1: like at a house I was at. I don't think
Speaker 1: we've ever bought it, and it just like fell directly
Speaker 1: immediately off of the thing I was trying to put
Speaker 1: it on, because like the stuff that I want it
Speaker 1: on is not like moist. Yeah, yeah, like I just
Speaker 1: like dark. Are people like putting it away? What do
Speaker 1: you what are you putting it on? Like a dry
Speaker 1: slice of white bread? Yeah, just a drive, just a cracker,
Speaker 1: just a salt tea. I told you, Miles, it's all
Speaker 1: I eat is salteathing just coming out of Jack's mouth
Speaker 1: and apple before of it. Yeah. Every time I don't
Speaker 1: tell how things work out, Uh yeah I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I forget when I tried to put it on. It
Speaker 1: was a it was a dumb point. But we're gonna
Speaker 1: keep it. Keep it in, Justine. But the pot like
Speaker 1: to your point, Jack, what or I think Miles made?
Speaker 1: It was about the postle, like do you put it in?
Speaker 1: Like what do you do with this? Like do you
Speaker 1: add it like you're season I guess eggs, eggs again, cabinet,
Speaker 1: it's all in there. That's I don't I would never.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love eggs, but I don't oversee. I
Speaker 1: don't season my eggs like the eggs and you're there
Speaker 1: to like take on the other flavors on your breakfast plate.
Speaker 1: And even when I make my soft boiled eggs a
Speaker 1: lot of time and I just eat it a little
Speaker 1: bit of soy sauce. That's just what I do. But
Speaker 1: everything bagel season, I think when you put it on there,
Speaker 1: you've now made a meme of your food. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I don't know anything. It was like, man, you know,
Speaker 1: really turn up this mac and cheese. Is if it
Speaker 1: tastes like an everything bagel? Yeah? I love everything bagels.
Speaker 1: I love the season. Like the thing that I would
Speaker 1: want to put it on is those bagels just like
Speaker 1: extra everything just or cut through it and be like,
Speaker 1: here's everything seasoned cream cheese to turn up your play
Speaker 1: at baby. So now you're fusing all those flavors. I
Speaker 1: could see that. But I can definitely see myself like
Speaker 1: taking a bite of a bagel and then just like
Speaker 1: shaking it into my mouth like that feels like a
Speaker 1: thing that it feels like the road I would eventually
Speaker 1: travel down if I let this stuff into my household. Right. So, also,
Speaker 1: I just remembered Jenny's ice cream. Hasn't everything bagel ice cream? Oh?
Speaker 1: We covered it? Oh you covered it all over that
Speaker 1: over that shit. Yeah. Well because Miles something that well,
Speaker 1: we'll get into it in the re entry. Remind me
Speaker 1: to get into it, okay. Oh oh yes, I'm sorry. Users,
Speaker 1: Miles has left the chat already. Yes, he's just walked off,
Speaker 1: muttering I got a kid now, man, I can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is now an algorithmic version of Miles rain Man.
Speaker 1: Come on, Jack, let's get to the commercial break. Dude,
Speaker 1: my guy, my guy. What if something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Olivia underrated? I think mid day naps are underrated by
Speaker 1: I love and I'm on an I heeart show saying
Speaker 1: I take a mid day nap, and I am proud
Speaker 1: to say I take one, and it is the best
Speaker 1: thing I just set aside thirty minutes just it's a
Speaker 1: nice brain recoup of just being like I've been staring
Speaker 1: at a screen all day, my computer, my phone, and
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tune out for thirty minutes, and when
Speaker 1: I wake up, I feel refreshed, I feel focused. Some
Speaker 1: people may think like, oh, this is so like, you know,
Speaker 1: like eurocentric, South American of you, but I'm like, they're
Speaker 1: so happy with their productivity, and I think just a
Speaker 1: little midday nap. I love that there has been brought
Speaker 1: more to attention for it, and I hope it gets more.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think it will ever get to
Speaker 1: the overrated scale, but I think everyone should take it,
Speaker 1: especially in America. I mean, we're capitalism. It's just ongoing,
Speaker 1: so naps will never become overrat but it's like, I
Speaker 1: think everyone should try it. It just really brings your
Speaker 1: brain into a new mindset. You feel more productive. And
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get my husband to take midday
Speaker 1: naps and it hasn't worked out for him, but I
Speaker 1: feel like we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there.
Speaker 1: He just needs to find the right like little calm
Speaker 1: music that needs to help with it. But I believe,
Speaker 1: like just midday naps are so underrated. How when you
Speaker 1: say that, I'm like, I have to be usually now,
Speaker 1: you know, as a parent, you know you're a parent,
Speaker 1: you come by those sleeping hours. They can come, they're
Speaker 1: they're rare. Sometimes sometimes you do got to sleep when
Speaker 1: the baby sleeps. But I have, like my circadian rhythms
Speaker 1: are so fucking strong sometimes, like even when I'm tired,
Speaker 1: it really it's hard for me to take a nap.
Speaker 1: But so I'm very jealous of like you that you
Speaker 1: could be like, oh, yeah, I'm ready for my thirty
Speaker 1: minute nap, because thirty minutes I will wake up like
Speaker 1: in two hours later, like in a time warp. But
Speaker 1: mind you, like my setting, I do have a timer,
Speaker 1: and when my timer's up, I have it set for
Speaker 1: loud bird sounds. So once I hear those loud bird sounds,
Speaker 1: I wake up and birds a little bit. I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit mind you. I know this. I live in
Speaker 1: Highland Park, which is the home of like the feral
Speaker 1: parrots that live up there, and I already wake up
Speaker 1: to them in the morning where they're just like coming
Speaker 1: in gangs, like throughout the whole neighborhood and just waking
Speaker 1: up Highland Park. So I wake up with that, but
Speaker 1: then it mimics that for my nap and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, the birds are the birds are here,
Speaker 1: laying down the standing on your bed. Right. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a don't Wake Daddy type of waking up, just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I love that game Don't Wake Daddy, which okay, again,
Speaker 1: I don't mean to take a doct term don't Wake Daddy.
Speaker 1: The daddy had depression? What is don't Wake Daddy? I'm
Speaker 1: not There was a board game that was kind of
Speaker 1: that You're slightly too old for and was coming out
Speaker 1: right around the time I was looking at board games,
Speaker 1: and it's like an old like a Parker Brothers game
Speaker 1: that basically it was it was all about like your
Speaker 1: kids and you're aren't you trying to get to the refrigerator.
Speaker 1: You're trying to get to the refrigerator and you have
Speaker 1: these like obstacles you're going through that could trigger waking
Speaker 1: up dad a daddy and if you wake up Daddy,
Speaker 1: you lose. You lose your round and the objective of
Speaker 1: the game is getting to the refrigerator without waking up
Speaker 1: your dad. But then now looking at it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: and the thing is like, if you wake up dad,
Speaker 1: the outcome he's mad, he's upset, he's angry, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: this man had depression. Yeah, I think that's what you're like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I mean, how about like give dad a break? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: give dad a break. Now I'm gonna watch the commercial
Speaker 1: because I remember, like, there wasn't it like a live
Speaker 1: action guy who would be like, like who was like
Speaker 1: and think? So I think in the commercial alcoholic passed
Speaker 1: out dade. Yeah, let's look at myles. If you're able
Speaker 1: to pull that up, let's let's please check that out.
Speaker 1: So it's a bunch of he's wearing a sleeping cabin
Speaker 1: sleeping cabins, waddy, See what I was like, don't wake
Speaker 1: up the dog, And I'm annoyed you have to block
Speaker 1: we wake up? He wakes up shouting yeah yeah. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm curious, like, what's the situation, what's the story with
Speaker 1: the kids who like are now having to eat at
Speaker 1: night while the parent is asleep, Like, yeah, hide from
Speaker 1: daddy during the day. That's the other less popular from
Speaker 1: during the day. And then don't wake him up when
Speaker 1: you sneak up darkness. Yeah, the other side of this
Speaker 1: coin is also dark, so don't wake daddy. Okay, you can.
Speaker 1: You can fix so much by putting like a little
Speaker 1: whimsical sleeping cap on somebody, right right exactly. The toy
Speaker 1: figure that pops up also has a big like Scrooge
Speaker 1: style sleeping cap on. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll give we'll recap what Miles missed and get into
Speaker 1: some new news. We'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 1: And first of all, Miles, we should just establish what
Speaker 1: is the last thing you remember happening. You've you've been
Speaker 1: away a long time. The state of the Union out there,
Speaker 1: State of the Union. I think when Biden I was like,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna cut medicare so security, are you? They're
Speaker 1: like no, and he's like, got you on Mike saying that,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter because that's your job. That's the
Speaker 1: last thing. And then yeah, I didn't even remember that
Speaker 1: that happened, it's all. Then there was the trained derailment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that had me fucking I was like, oh fuck it, all, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're actually not allowed to talk about that because peep
Speaker 1: peeple a judges maybe running for presidents, So we just
Speaker 1: don't talk about that. Oh that's over now, yeah yeah
Speaker 1: still yeah about all the people who are measuring the
Speaker 1: toxins in the air. Yeah he so he actually ran
Speaker 1: that through some of his McKenzie ulting software and things
Speaker 1: are cool there. The big event that occupied national attention
Speaker 1: for like a week was one of the people from
Speaker 1: Vanderpump Rules cheated on another person from Vanderpump Rules with
Speaker 1: and you're never gonna believe this still a third person
Speaker 1: from Vanderpump Rules, and everyone's mind was blown by that.
Speaker 1: This is Jack's. I don't think Jack's was involved. I
Speaker 1: think Jack moved on. No, it was okay, unfortunately I'm
Speaker 1: jumping in here. It was Tom Sandoval, who is a
Speaker 1: main guy. Yeah, when you always wear glasses at their
Speaker 1: at the reunions, does he wear glasses sometimes? Tom Sanderval?
Speaker 1: I feel like he was one of those people who
Speaker 1: but as an accessory though, like I want to check,
Speaker 1: like do you have a prescription? That's the that's the thing.
Speaker 1: You just poke them in the eye and they're like, man,
Speaker 1: there's no lenses in here. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: good for him, Good for him. Yeah he's it's called Scandival.
Speaker 1: Hashtag Scandival, Yeah, has a name and everything. Miles, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's all happening the week when we're not talking about
Speaker 1: the anniversary of like the invasion of Iraq and yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, more on that later. So Joe Briden approved
Speaker 1: a massive rail pumping operation and there were some concerns
Speaker 1: with this because like the ground that they're trying to
Speaker 1: extract oil out of is getting softer because of climate change.
Speaker 1: So but they came up with a great solution where
Speaker 1: they have machines that will freeze the ground so that
Speaker 1: they can better drill into it. They're called chillers. So
Speaker 1: chillers are a thing that we have to know about now.
Speaker 1: But moredy than any of that. On yesterday's episode, we
Speaker 1: invented the phrase grindfulness, which is a mindful approach to
Speaker 1: being on your grindset mindset like that. So that is
Speaker 1: trademarked and we are now a influencer podcast. That's true.
Speaker 1: I mean that is how you get to lambo, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, how to lambo, but also how
Speaker 1: I'm feeling about myself, yeah, lamb, and I'm gonna challenge
Speaker 1: the listeners. Man, this is something I was thinking a
Speaker 1: lot about when I was like with my with my
Speaker 1: baby and my wife, we were I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I don't hang around enough people that are really on
Speaker 1: their grind, thank you, And I think that is the
Speaker 1: reason I don't have lambo. So I use that to
Speaker 1: really kind of just stop but cut a lot of
Speaker 1: people off. My mom, my dad, and my cousins and
Speaker 1: my best friends. Y'all, are you aren't uplifting me to
Speaker 1: the point that I'm i am lambolength Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, so look, I'm I'm doing
Speaker 1: a bit of a reset to be a little more
Speaker 1: grindful about things, and I do challenge everybody else, like
Speaker 1: if if y'all aren't cut them having all these yeah
Speaker 1: you and your homies every day to be talking about
Speaker 1: how you split like seventeen rental properties, and if you're not,
Speaker 1: I feel sorry for you. Yeah. Anyway, Yeah, a bunch
Speaker 1: of brand movies dropped and critics are like, yes, please
Speaker 1: more of this, daddy. So the flaming Hot cheat movie
Speaker 1: you remember that? Oh yeah, yeah, that hit South by
Speaker 1: Southwest and everyone loves it. And then the new ben
Speaker 1: affleck Air Jordan's movie came out and it's like on
Speaker 1: h on Rotten Tomatoes. So that's the other In addition
Speaker 1: to being Grindfulness influencers were also going to be an
Speaker 1: ip factory where we just start pitching out ideas for
Speaker 1: the next big movie. So that's just something that we're
Speaker 1: always going to be working on in the back. I
Speaker 1: can't wait for the story about wet wipes that's coming out. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: As a parent, I'm like, oh, this is gonna be
Speaker 1: doesn'ta be lit? Yeah yeah, the origin of Don't Wake
Speaker 1: Daddy like that? That could actually be a dark oh dark, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that can bet. I was gonna say, attach Ariaster to
Speaker 1: that project. Oh my god. Yeah wow, okay, good to know. Good.
Speaker 1: I'm calling a twenty four right now. Sorry, we gotta
Speaker 1: do this. We gotta get on this now. Grindfulness felt
Speaker 1: a little like, hmm interesting, but now yeah, I'm oh wow,
Speaker 1: you were you were on the fence. I was on
Speaker 1: the fence. Did Trump get arrested yet? Trump is so
Speaker 1: he's like begging to be arrested, like and he thinks
Speaker 1: the handcuffs are gonna make him look tough and he's
Speaker 1: but he's like really lobbying to start a civil war.
Speaker 1: I don't it seems like he started the story from
Speaker 1: the start. Yeah, no, nobody's on board with that, But
Speaker 1: that one's still happening, so I think you're up to speed.
Speaker 1: I think that's Oh. Also, yeah, I should have posted it,
Speaker 1: But man, I had such a when I watched the
Speaker 1: Oscars when Keihui Kwan won, Yeah, lost it and I
Speaker 1: was in tears and my armatus like are you okay?
Speaker 1: But he was the coolest Asian kid I could look
Speaker 1: up to on TV and he fell off so hard
Speaker 1: and now he's back, and I fucking love that shit.
Speaker 1: If you've heard me I talk of all the time
Speaker 1: about this movie then he made in the nineties called
Speaker 1: Breathing Fire, because I was such a Jonathan ky Hoy
Speaker 1: Kwan fan like that, I followed his career like into
Speaker 1: the depths of bad movies. And it's a martial arts film.
Speaker 1: You can watch it on YouTube, where he plays his
Speaker 1: Vietnamese orphan who was taken back to America by a
Speaker 1: marine after his sniper mother was killed, and he's raised
Speaker 1: alongside this American kid and to become these martial arts
Speaker 1: experts and bring down a criminal organization. But I also
Speaker 1: want to see. This is a picture me and him
Speaker 1: when I was a little boy. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I got to meet him. It was the greatest moment
Speaker 1: of my life. Okay, that smile of yours so adorable.
Speaker 1: You are literally meeting your biggest fan, Like, yes, this
Speaker 1: ship is from nineteen ninety one. Wow, Okay the year
Speaker 1: Breathing Fire came out. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so shout out
Speaker 1: to and I did see the super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 1: That's it. Okay, that was Rihanna and Boy that's it.
Speaker 1: Those are my updates the boys. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. I I like, I didn't even remember the
Speaker 1: State of the Union happened. So there's something this show
Speaker 1: does to your brain where it's just a fire hose
Speaker 1: ofh yeah and everything. I mean, honestly, the biggest benefit
Speaker 1: I had was literally not being on Twitter up until
Speaker 1: like a few hours ago. Yeah, how'd it go? I
Speaker 1: was re entry to Twitter. It's man, when you're when
Speaker 1: you're away from it along. But for a long time,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, Like part of me like, oh shit, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Twitter broke. Also, Twitter's just broke. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 1: But whatever, I'm back. I'm fully looking into his for
Speaker 1: the moment. So, as we mentioned the Trump impending arrest,
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, we don't really know if it's happening.
Speaker 1: But after he first posted about his supposedly looming arrest,
Speaker 1: his campaign did start hitting people up for donations and
Speaker 1: made one point five million dollars. As one does, that
Speaker 1: checks out. Yeah, they said it was at a higher
Speaker 1: rate than anything even after like I think one of
Speaker 1: the last times he did something like this, he was
Speaker 1: only making like two fifty a day. He was basically
Speaker 1: he made five hundred thousand a day. Yeah, off the
Speaker 1: strength of the they're gonna take me to jail, y'all,
Speaker 1: and he got their asses with that. Yeah. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: really got all our assets. I feel like, because then
Speaker 1: like the prosecution is like, uh, what what what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? And they have to like respond and
Speaker 1: everything's just Yeah, it is that Trumpian for d chess,
Speaker 1: which it turns out is just flipping the chess board.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like playing don't wake Daddy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't wake, don't wait, don't wake Trumpy and then also
Speaker 1: like scammers just know how to scam. It's it's he's
Speaker 1: just gonna keep getting away doing the same thing over
Speaker 1: and over again, whether people do or don't show up,
Speaker 1: He's still gonna be ripping off and making all that
Speaker 1: money from people, right, I can't wait. You know, if
Speaker 1: he goes to jail and he's grifting from jail and
Speaker 1: he's like, you gotta help me, He's like, they're gonna
Speaker 1: stick me in the yard if I don't get them
Speaker 1: three beef sticks. Please send in your donations. Patriots, like
Speaker 1: just all caps in his newsletters. I'm in a cell. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all caps. I mean he dropped in all caps truth
Speaker 1: social about how he's one innocent and his last the
Speaker 1: last part was as they tell us to be peaceful.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker who like would take elon Musk's fucking space
Speaker 1: plane to get away from a fist fight like this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: has never like loves an argument when when he can
Speaker 1: throw lawyers at it. But oh yeah, I love that
Speaker 1: there are people who are like he's like really like
Speaker 1: William Wallace in many ways, he's all right, he's our warrior,
Speaker 1: poet leader. And then he's gonna get ripped to shreds
Speaker 1: at then yeah, yeah, maybe doesn't he get like like
Speaker 1: drawn pulled apart by horses or some shit, Yeah, they
Speaker 1: pull out his innards and then oh yeah, yeah, cool,
Speaker 1: he'll never take our NFTs. That's right telling them. I
Speaker 1: think it's funny though, too, Like in all of his
Speaker 1: pandering and like begging for money, there was one one
Speaker 1: post that he did where he was just sort of like, hey, look,
Speaker 1: if you're poor, like then don't worry about it. But
Speaker 1: if you're a boldin ass patriot who benefited from my
Speaker 1: presidency and my policies, then open up your fucking wallets,
Speaker 1: which is like interesting to be like, oh, okay, so
Speaker 1: he's a grifter with a heart, But again it's more
Speaker 1: like appealing to your ego too. It's like, well, I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're a broke boy, yeah obviously, but
Speaker 1: I know that's not you, right. The link to the
Speaker 1: petition for people to sign to protests arrests also suggested
Speaker 1: donating sums of five hundred, one thousand, or three thousand,
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars good for you, you know, the three
Speaker 1: types of the three amounts of money, but the yes,
Speaker 1: five one thousand or thirty three hundred dollars donations. I
Speaker 1: think again with all this too, it is nice to
Speaker 1: see that, you know, like he's the lack of actual
Speaker 1: physical protests that he's inspired by it. You know, there
Speaker 1: were some loser both parties. I saw that, but like
Speaker 1: you know, when people pulled up to the courthouse in
Speaker 1: New York, it looked like more than anti trumpers were
Speaker 1: the ones that got the message to protests than the
Speaker 1: ones that were like there to like defend him or
Speaker 1: support Trump. And the best they really got was like
Speaker 1: McCarthy being like, I'm gonna have to investigate, you know,
Speaker 1: the Manhattan DA even though it's not a federal court,
Speaker 1: but I'll find a way to meddle in that court.
Speaker 1: And I think others were all a little more restrained.
Speaker 1: But I just like how some people were like, don't
Speaker 1: fucking go with another honeypot operation. Don't fucking do it.
Speaker 1: And then there's the really mad January six or people
Speaker 1: who are like, you're talking about this shit, but you've
Speaker 1: left all the true jan sixers in the lurch, not
Speaker 1: giving your support Donald what gifts. So I don't know,
Speaker 1: it could just be that the idea of covering up
Speaker 1: an affair with hundreds of thousands of dollars isn't as
Speaker 1: an effective organizing tool as for his side, Yeah, having
Speaker 1: the full weight of the party and the conservative media
Speaker 1: apparatus for months saying the election was stolen. Yeah. Um.
Speaker 1: There is a silver lining to the story though, because
Speaker 1: I you know, I think we advised all our listeners
Speaker 1: and if you didn't take this vice, that's on you,
Speaker 1: and like you need to think about who you need
Speaker 1: to cut out of your life. But we advised everybody
Speaker 1: to like jump on those Trump NFTs photoshoped images of
Speaker 1: Trump as a cowboy or an astronaut anyways, those with
Speaker 1: the word of his possible impending arrest. The prices of
Speaker 1: those have gone up a little bit, so that's good
Speaker 1: to see. And hopefully our listenership is printing money right
Speaker 1: now off of that. I was gonna say, you have
Speaker 1: to be now those things be worth a little bit more.
Speaker 1: I mean, astronaut, cowboy, what others are those? The only
Speaker 1: two that he there was a superman was Superman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: him like living out his fantasies. I love it. I
Speaker 1: would also I would love to meet the person who
Speaker 1: photoshopped all that stuff or like gathered that I would
Speaker 1: love to meet the designer, the designer of all those
Speaker 1: at fts, and I hope like a behind the scenes
Speaker 1: like deepness, like what that process was, Like, I'm sure
Speaker 1: they're not being paid. Well no, but that's someone yo,
Speaker 1: I need to jump the fan who like was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I can design them, Like can I talk to him?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. Man pull up to
Speaker 1: Marlago like fucking nine years right, you know someone someone
Speaker 1: many people were taking advantage of, But I love I'm
Speaker 1: interested to know if there was someone like so enthusiastic
Speaker 1: about it. We're like, oh no, you've You're not with
Speaker 1: us here on earth anymore, aren't you. He notes that
Speaker 1: he must have given on those to be like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe a little stronger. Yeah, I'm not a batman.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a superman type by seeing what are
Speaker 1: you going with there? Right? My biceps could be a
Speaker 1: lot bigger. These are these is even smaller than real life.
Speaker 1: So I would come back do another pass it that
Speaker 1: I want my triceps look like fucking horseshoes back there.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back.
Speaker 1: Talk TikTok, TikTok, tick tack, and we're back, and the
Speaker 1: social media world is on attention because Congress, you know, senators,
Speaker 1: Congress people are on the case where they're they're interrogating
Speaker 1: the CEO of TikTok about how there's a national security
Speaker 1: threat here. Yeah, we all know that. We've all seen it. Man,
Speaker 1: those dance trends, yea, the pink sauce, these are national
Speaker 1: security threats. And I think we need to be really
Speaker 1: opening our eyes folks about what's going on. I mean,
Speaker 1: this whole thing is so fucking funny to me because
Speaker 1: you have all of these like elderly people in Congress
Speaker 1: being like, and we gotta get rid of TikTok. It's
Speaker 1: so bad and Chinese that oh my god, if I
Speaker 1: have to hear the word Chinese communists like again, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna open nine more TikTok accounts, like I
Speaker 1: can't handle this shit. And they're getting grilled, like the
Speaker 1: CEO's getting grilled about how data is collected and manipulated
Speaker 1: by the Chinese communists. But like the argument they're one
Speaker 1: of their main arguments goes like this it's Chinese. Oh wait, okay.
Speaker 1: There were some other nuances to that. They say that
Speaker 1: the CCP can use TikTok to run propaganda ops that
Speaker 1: will put the nation at risk. But then how come
Speaker 1: not one sitting member of Congress has been briefed by
Speaker 1: national security intelligence people talking about this supposed security threat?
Speaker 1: Because if it's that, if it's that level to ban it,
Speaker 1: I'd imagine the people whose business it is to say
Speaker 1: this is a national security threat would have a full
Speaker 1: on report to give to you so you can regurgitate
Speaker 1: that in public. But they're just like, nah, man, it's uh,
Speaker 1: they can do anything because of the CCP. So think
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, I wouldn't. Could you imagine if they did?
Speaker 1: Though it seems to be their whole thinking here because
Speaker 1: there's no evidence that this has happened. It's all just right,
Speaker 1: you know, look at the power of Facebook and Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram. But now imagine their choice Chinese. Now picture
Speaker 1: she's Chinese. That's a time to kill reference yes, because yeah,
Speaker 1: there's that heavy emphasis where it's just it's like there
Speaker 1: is an air unquote like global threat. But it's like,
Speaker 1: what does the Chinese government and like the gay grandpas
Speaker 1: of TikTok like there? Yeah, it's I mean it's wild.
Speaker 1: A lot of people said, like, I mean, more than anything,
Speaker 1: it probably wouldn't be constitutional to band it, ban it
Speaker 1: based on like you know, your your First Amendment rights,
Speaker 1: and also like they're really not factoring in a lot
Speaker 1: of people like are actually making a living on there too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but again it's all in service of like they they
Speaker 1: all they keep bringing up are these buzzwords. I've seen
Speaker 1: it on MSNBC, CNN, Fox News. They go, you hear this,
Speaker 1: the algorithms, no context, they just say the algorithms. Other
Speaker 1: people go, and you know, data privacy is a big
Speaker 1: you know, because these people they can access this data, okay,
Speaker 1: And then they say, and then there's misinformation that's reeling
Speaker 1: them up at night. Only TikTok really, motherfucker, because again
Speaker 1: this is all the problems that Facebook, Twitter, Instagram fuck that,
Speaker 1: where like you've had people articulate the fucking how insidious
Speaker 1: like the feed is on Instagram to like young people's
Speaker 1: mental health. But I don't see know where the fucking
Speaker 1: outrage over that, oh, because American and it's just like
Speaker 1: this is coming out of time too. Obviously in the backdrop,
Speaker 1: the US is ramping up like an entire like a
Speaker 1: tech war against China. You know, they're trying to cut
Speaker 1: off their ability to get parts to make semiconductors and
Speaker 1: like complex chip sets. They've even got like the Netherlands
Speaker 1: and Japan to join in to be like, hey, we're
Speaker 1: not giving you our like next level shit either. And again,
Speaker 1: when you look at how bad fucking Mark Zuckerberg has
Speaker 1: been doing, like who completely fucked the bed by going
Speaker 1: all in on the fucking metaverse, he's probably like licking
Speaker 1: his lips right now. Yeah, this will help, This will
Speaker 1: help me get out the fucking like the lurches, because
Speaker 1: people don't fuck with real fun Instagram. Maybe they will now, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think overall, I mean this is me
Speaker 1: just speculating, but do you think like the grandparents of
Speaker 1: Congress are just really focused on tackling TikTok because they
Speaker 1: haven't really cracked the code of what TikTok is, Like
Speaker 1: they figured out how to infiltrate Facebook, like being like okay, well,
Speaker 1: I mean in a sense of like a lot of
Speaker 1: like elderly people like post on Facebook all the time
Speaker 1: and know like what to do, But for TikTok, they're
Speaker 1: just like, ah, because dance trends. I can't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's that and just I think it's just
Speaker 1: easier to have a go at a non American company
Speaker 1: because they sure, yeah, they hate hearing that an American
Speaker 1: app or company would be banned in another part of
Speaker 1: the world. Oh yeah, absolutely, there would be a different
Speaker 1: direction with that. I think more than anything, it's like this,
Speaker 1: you know, this fucking like CCP, like propagated like anti
Speaker 1: CCP stuff where they keep sort of hammering this home.
Speaker 1: And I think it's just part of like how Americans
Speaker 1: like to do shit. There's real problems here. What you're
Speaker 1: worried about what's going on somewhere else, And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: misinformation is a big deal. What about fucking Facebook? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, and the actual you can draw direct lines
Speaker 1: to meddling and how people have fucking been killed because
Speaker 1: of the misinformation that spreads on Facebook. But again, your
Speaker 1: fucking hands are up and it's easier to go. But
Speaker 1: the Chinese app, Yeah, it's like a misdirect to their technology. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a very easy pivot. And again it either
Speaker 1: it reveals two things. Either these people know fuck all
Speaker 1: about social media, which I believe is true, and then
Speaker 1: it also just shows how fucking hawkish they are on
Speaker 1: like China right now, because it's also you know, coming
Speaker 1: out of time too. China is you know, like they're
Speaker 1: backing Russia and trying to be like a powerbroker in
Speaker 1: the Middle East now. So yeah, I mean they like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, like a big, you know,
Speaker 1: peace treaty or you know, pretty significant something in the
Speaker 1: US never could have done between Iran and Saudi Arabia
Speaker 1: like that. That's not nothing. It's been it's treated as
Speaker 1: nothing in the US press. But I'm sure like that
Speaker 1: makes them nervous, even though like when you google it,
Speaker 1: the first headline is like Washington is not nervous about that,
Speaker 1: like specifically, that's what they're john nervous. You're nervous that
Speaker 1: Actually China's nervous. The Atlantic Council has an article from
Speaker 1: two days ago China's mediation between Saudi and Iran is
Speaker 1: no cause for panic in Washington, So don't even worry
Speaker 1: about it, and stop googling. I'm like, stop googling, stop
Speaker 1: being stop googling. Yeah, but yeah, it's just it's it's
Speaker 1: it's just disheartening too, Like I think Jamal Bowman is
Speaker 1: the one congress person who's like, I don't know why
Speaker 1: they're keep trying to go at TikTok. He's like, I
Speaker 1: haven't heard anything. No one has briefed us on what
Speaker 1: the fuck is going on with it. And it's if
Speaker 1: you're if like, the real issue isn't that it's the
Speaker 1: cc It could be a CCP tool or whatever to
Speaker 1: skew the global conversation, because again, we have those issues
Speaker 1: with our own US based social media companies. It sounds
Speaker 1: like overall all of the things they're talking about, data privacy,
Speaker 1: the algorithm, misinformation, those are those are real issues to
Speaker 1: tackle with social media as a whole. In Jen they
Speaker 1: don't have that appetite to properly regulate that. So again,
Speaker 1: it's better to just go scorched earth and be like
Speaker 1: get this four and shit out of here. Yeah totally
Speaker 1: that Yeah, yeah, And there's probably some convenience And you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is the sort of thing
Speaker 1: that Facebook or you know, American social media companies would
Speaker 1: lobby for, but it's certainly, like you said, Miles, very
Speaker 1: convenient for them. If TikTok got banned suddenly they would
Speaker 1: and if I was Mark Zuckerberg, I would be making
Speaker 1: if fucking rain. And you know, actually they did do
Speaker 1: a lot like last year they were like they did
Speaker 1: a little anti TikTok you know, uh marketing campaign. So
Speaker 1: they have been chumming the waters for this because they
Speaker 1: know it's the TikTok took a huge bite out of
Speaker 1: social media. And gen Z's like it's funny, like you
Speaker 1: see the sentiment there, like the funk I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: start using them Instagram? Yeah, oh yeah, gen Z has
Speaker 1: their foot down. They are not going to use in sta.
Speaker 1: They're like all jail breaks seven thousand fucking phones to
Speaker 1: use TikTok before. I'm fucking acting like, oh well, I
Speaker 1: guess that's over. So, I mean, and it just feels
Speaker 1: like there is a general fraying and a general like
Speaker 1: things no longer working with all of the like big tech,
Speaker 1: I mean, not just the Silicon Valley Bank. But you know,
Speaker 1: just happened. I've been trying to I've been trying to.
Speaker 1: I can't get any of my money out. Jack, he's
Speaker 1: been on a paternity live. Can you debriefing what happened?
Speaker 1: I know, it's just that they'll get back to you.
Speaker 1: They'll get back yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, good procedure. But
Speaker 1: also just like there are these stories of just random
Speaker 1: Uber Eats orders just misfiring or showing up at people's
Speaker 1: Like some of people, like one place got thirty mystery
Speaker 1: orders in a week, and so they're like being paid
Speaker 1: for somehow. It's not clear like who is benefiting from this,
Speaker 1: but the like one person in British Columbia got thirty
Speaker 1: orders in a week of like a side of gravy,
Speaker 1: a bottle of water, and they're just like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want don't worry about that. We talked like
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks back about how they're like these
Speaker 1: companies that invade Google search results for restaurants and just
Speaker 1: put up a like clone of the website and you
Speaker 1: order your food for them through them, and they just
Speaker 1: charge you five extra dollars and like that. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just like using Google as an opportunity to like
Speaker 1: scam money out of people. Like the whole thing, the
Speaker 1: whole system just seems like it's broken. Like Amazon, Like
Speaker 1: they're countless stories of people ordering things on Amazon and
Speaker 1: you get like a you know, documentary print out the
Speaker 1: thing that you ordered and they're like, what, that's that's
Speaker 1: what you ordered. Yeah, my friend, my friend ordered a
Speaker 1: mini trampoline for a shoot, and when she got back
Speaker 1: there were five mini trampolines on her doorstep, like assemble,
Speaker 1: and she has the receipts of ordering just one. And
Speaker 1: then their response is like, you got it, you ordered it,
Speaker 1: so oh yeah, now she has five trampolines and doesn't
Speaker 1: know what to do with that. The whole system that
Speaker 1: just seems like it's like fraying. And then their response
Speaker 1: is like, let's take down the good Chinese. The Chinese yeah,
Speaker 1: tech things. The one I mean not good is in
Speaker 1: like I'm sure TikTok is fucking terrible and like the
Speaker 1: peak of like all of the things that make social
Speaker 1: media addictive. Like it's definitely certain conversations there. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know it's bad, but it's like I guess the better product.
Speaker 1: And the thing that they're worried about is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like if you're on a checklist, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: which one may have heavily influenced an election and like
Speaker 1: completely skewed how even people looked at the pandemic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that soul Zucky's fucking platform. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And that's why it's just it's it's
Speaker 1: it's a very inefficient way to tackle a very complex problem.
Speaker 1: And I think that's we're just seeing like the lack
Speaker 1: of thought that goes into it and just xenophobia and
Speaker 1: being like, it's that, man, it's that. And because I
Speaker 1: know they're pointing to like laws that it like that
Speaker 1: the Chinese government can like just take like dip into
Speaker 1: someone's data it's like just part of their own, like
Speaker 1: in national security laws or whatever, and they point to
Speaker 1: like that as being like the reason why TikTok is
Speaker 1: absolutely vulnerable and things like that. But most people are saying, like,
Speaker 1: even if you banned TikTok, you're not necessarily reducing a
Speaker 1: ton of like national security threats. Like so the people
Speaker 1: who was business it is to discuss, they're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, that's like the waiter. Oh really, the focuses
Speaker 1: are off. It should be on other issues, are like
Speaker 1: what you were saying earlier with like Facebook, Like we
Speaker 1: should be addressing those things for front instead of tackling
Speaker 1: this social media giant that happens to not be us
Speaker 1: made and all. Well, yeah, you look man like fucking Twitter, Facebook.
Speaker 1: The American companies are taking fucking elves right now. You know,
Speaker 1: they're a fucking mess. So in this time, I'm sure
Speaker 1: like whatever, because you know those plenty of people kick
Speaker 1: their money to Capitol Hill that there's many people will
Speaker 1: benefit if TikTok is banned, and it's just kind of
Speaker 1: so traded apparently, like a fucking terrible way to fix anything.
Speaker 1: That it helps remind me that we are in America.
Speaker 1: In fact, yeah, you know who isn't taking els Highland
Speaker 1: Park next door. There has been such going back real
Speaker 1: quickly about the orders on ubers that so many threats
Speaker 1: have been these teenagers keep doing it or stopped sending
Speaker 1: me like French like and like why do they think
Speaker 1: teenagers are paying for because these are all for orders?
Speaker 1: Exactly do they think they're being like cranksters? I blame
Speaker 1: it all on China and teenagers that yeah, you smart
Speaker 1: and on the right side of the issue. When you're
Speaker 1: Chinese teenager, thank you, You know what I mean, that's
Speaker 1: who's doing. They know my blood pressure is high and
Speaker 1: they're sending me French fries. They know because the algorithms
Speaker 1: because of the algorithm. Yeah, next door has been blowing
Speaker 1: up and and yes I do subscribe and get the
Speaker 1: email notifications, but a lot of them have been about
Speaker 1: the mystery uber deliveries. Yeah, it's yeah, it's a mess
Speaker 1: out there. Google also just like, so there's this barred
Speaker 1: thing that is their chat GPT. They just revealed it. Somebody.
Speaker 1: Like people are pointing out that you can, like the
Speaker 1: futurism dot Com ask bar to write an article about
Speaker 1: why Trump is an alien lizard person and it did
Speaker 1: like a really good It's if you've ever like googled
Speaker 1: something and landed on a website that, like you realize
Speaker 1: after the fact is like Epoch Times or something. But
Speaker 1: like they're just doing a karaoke impression of a news article,
Speaker 1: and this feels like a slightly better impression of a
Speaker 1: news article than what you would find on those sites
Speaker 1: in the past. Like, because they will source, they will
Speaker 1: link off to sources. They'll be like the New York Time,
Speaker 1: as the New York Times wrote about Trump's Trump and
Speaker 1: the lizard people like, and they'll just link off to
Speaker 1: a and then the link will be broken, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that just like continues the cycle. We already have
Speaker 1: with people you know are unquote doing research and then
Speaker 1: now they just ask racist ask jeeves about right about
Speaker 1: like an issue they on to defend. And then they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, well this article said, and it's like,
Speaker 1: well you yourself have to go make an assessment all that.
Speaker 1: It's just making it. Yeah, it's just continuing the disinformation
Speaker 1: even more. Oh, the Internet is just completely useless. That
Speaker 1: is going to be completely useless. Like I once worked
Speaker 1: at a company where a big part of like not
Speaker 1: the part that I worked for, but a big part
Speaker 1: of their business model was clogging up Google with useless
Speaker 1: articles that they could then like sell ads on just
Speaker 1: like churning out articles. And this like seems like it
Speaker 1: is the perfect tool to make that completely like easy
Speaker 1: and like you can churn out a million articles a
Speaker 1: day this way, and it's going to completely make like
Speaker 1: make Google and the use of the Internet like pointless.
Speaker 1: Like they've just created a tool that is going to
Speaker 1: make their the one thing that they're known for or
Speaker 1: completely useless. Yeah. So the chat GPT, I'm still like
Speaker 1: because of what the last one it passed the bar
Speaker 1: exam right like the top ten percent I saw, like
Speaker 1: the latest updates of chat GPT, was like, it's just
Speaker 1: like even yeah, and I see like how I can
Speaker 1: see the benefit for people like I know people who
Speaker 1: are like I'm not a great writer, and part of
Speaker 1: my job I have to write stuff for like a
Speaker 1: proposal things like that, and it just takes me so long.
Speaker 1: I've used chat gpt to help create something that then
Speaker 1: I can then edit and it makes me work like
Speaker 1: faster or whatever. I like, I can see those kinds
Speaker 1: of benefits, but it becomes a really slippery slope, like
Speaker 1: as you're saying, well, now, like we're just getting so
Speaker 1: much content generated from it that could have the tone
Speaker 1: of a I guess a normal article about alien shapeshifters,
Speaker 1: but like putting like like result after result that it
Speaker 1: doesn't like it can pass the smell test to most
Speaker 1: people like sort of immediately, and then like we're all saying,
Speaker 1: just completely skews our perception of like things that are
Speaker 1: going on. And like the imagery stuff was funny too.
Speaker 1: I saw like those AI images of a Trump getting
Speaker 1: like hauled away in handcuffs and ship. The only reason
Speaker 1: I was like, I just always look at the hands
Speaker 1: and the legs because the AI, yeahs like six legs.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I've seen, like, I've seen
Speaker 1: some bad ones where like a hand has like eight fingers,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, whoa. The manipulation close enough that if
Speaker 1: you just like see it at a glance, you're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh my goodness, Yeah, he does have eight fingers. Damn Trump.
Speaker 1: Trump is pretty tough. Look at him dragging all those
Speaker 1: secret service agents. No, I can't believe he like Homelander
Speaker 1: laser eyed all them outside the courthouse. BARTI even defend
Speaker 1: like they asked it to write a Pizza Gate article
Speaker 1: like in the tone of a journalist, and it would
Speaker 1: link off to New York Times articles about pizza Gate
Speaker 1: and be like, I think it lends a lot of
Speaker 1: credence because the New York Times has written about the theory,
Speaker 1: and then link off to an article where when you
Speaker 1: read the article you realize they're writing about it as
Speaker 1: a hoax. But it takes fifteen minutes to like do
Speaker 1: that work. So it's just it's going to make things
Speaker 1: so much worse. Can't wait for like that new skill
Speaker 1: that you have to like raise kids with, which is like,
Speaker 1: you know, if the bots wrote right, you know how
Speaker 1: to sniff out that AI bullshit, right, yeah, the Turing Tests. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh boy, well fun fun times for us Olivia. Such
Speaker 1: a pleasure having you. Oh yeah, this episode? Where can
Speaker 1: people find you? Follow you all that good stuff? Um,
Speaker 1: people can find me. I'm on Instagram at Olivia New
Speaker 1: and one and check out my shows on BNPI EP
Speaker 1: some really awesome stuff my mama told me. Stradio Lab,
Speaker 1: True Romance, how did we get weird? A really good
Speaker 1: eclectic And if you want to contact me personally, you
Speaker 1: will have to go through my chatbot lawyers. So that
Speaker 1: is the only way if you want to get like
Speaker 1: personal communication, you have to go through them. Yes, of course.
Speaker 1: And is there a work of media that you've been enjoying? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: on a repeat. I don't know if you all have
Speaker 1: covered it. But have you seen the Bruce Springsteen three
Speaker 1: Stooges video? No, no, I haven't seen. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm pulling it up. I'm pulling it up
Speaker 1: if you just if you just look at like, go
Speaker 1: certain Google This episode sponsored by Google, Um, Google, Bruce
Speaker 1: spring spring Eastreet band three Stooges, And it has made
Speaker 1: me laught multiple times. And it's basically they're on tour
Speaker 1: right now and they are performing Um the River, I believe,
Speaker 1: and it's like the part where they have where Bruce
Speaker 1: do is like that sweet guitar solo, but instead the
Speaker 1: Eastern Band including Steven Van is just doing some three
Speaker 1: stooges shit to Bruce and it is so wild. Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, Sylvio, Like why are they doing this? No,
Speaker 1: it's good with the sound on, because they're like like
Speaker 1: the whole three I got your nose, I got your nose, buddy,
Speaker 1: and it is and this is during the river. This
Speaker 1: is during the river. Yeah, if you play it um
Speaker 1: with the sound, it's okay, yes, like Silvio just like turning.
Speaker 1: It has made me laugh so many times, and I'll
Speaker 1: give credit. My husband shared me that video and I
Speaker 1: it has made me laugh multiple times throughout the day
Speaker 1: and I will just go and find that video and
Speaker 1: just watch and it's like a quick, like thirty second video,
Speaker 1: but it is so funny and reform ast Sylvio Dante, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's stage like put the fucking wig on, bring sil back. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you hit that guitar. Steve van Zant and for a
Speaker 1: while he was like a hologram at the EWR Airport
Speaker 1: like greeting people into New Jersey Stephen vans At not Sylvia,
Speaker 1: but Sylvia would be awesome. But as Steven van ze like,
Speaker 1: welcome to New Jersey. It's just like this hologram again
Speaker 1: that this will have to be a separate daily psych
Speaker 1: guid episode. But I can talk about Steven van Zant
Speaker 1: all day. Oh man, the doll of van Zac. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all good stuff. How about you, Miles, where can people
Speaker 1: find you? And you've been enjoying like you've been watching
Speaker 1: the Boys? Yeah, I mean earlier and then I watched Peacock.
Speaker 1: So what I watched there? The poker Face I just started.
Speaker 1: That's a good show. Do they ever I haven't made
Speaker 1: it all the way through? Do they ever address why
Speaker 1: she keeps like everybody she interacts with it gets murdered.
Speaker 1: That's just like I don't know. See, I think you know,
Speaker 1: it's fun. I think that's a cool thing about her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody dies around. Yes, I've been seeing that. I recommend
Speaker 1: anything else I should be watching maybe the news and
Speaker 1: the like. But you can find me half miles of
Speaker 1: Gray on Twitter and Instagram and uh also fucking Miles
Speaker 1: and Jack got mat Boosty's yeah back and or Jack
Speaker 1: got Matosa. You should address this now. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: out the next two weeks. Miles and I are not feuding.
Speaker 1: I'm out for like this break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 1: timing is up. It's a four by one relay, and
Speaker 1: you just gave me the baton. I just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're at the point where we're running together, both holding
Speaker 1: it right now. And then I'm going in one episode
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna hear you saying bolt open the
Speaker 1: show for get fucking ready. Uh and then also for
Speaker 1: twenty day fiance. I know it's been a minute, but yeah,
Speaker 1: Sophie and I we haven't stopped that. It's just you know, life,
Speaker 1: life comes at you quick. Um. And I don't have
Speaker 1: a work as social media yet because I oh, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, shout out to everybody who is showing a
Speaker 1: love on Twitter when I was being like I'm back,
Speaker 1: so thank you for making me feel like I never left. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: work of social media I've been enjoying. There are is
Speaker 1: a new type of eminem called Carmel coldbrew and fuck
Speaker 1: me what Yeah, absolutely everyone at Arson Joe Arson Joe
Speaker 1: on Twitter said should I tell Miles of Gray and
Speaker 1: crofton show about these, and I feel I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a it's a fun thing for you
Speaker 1: to flore. Yeah brew eminem Oh my god, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see, We'll see. All right, how's that? How long
Speaker 1: is the heck gonna lasted? You? I'll see recently that
Speaker 1: California is passing a bill about banning Skittles and other
Speaker 1: toxic snaps. Yeah, like tause of taking to European rules. Yeah,
Speaker 1: take finally giving like treating humans like humans, And I
Speaker 1: think can't be too far behind on that. Yeah. Oh no.
Speaker 1: They listed mountain dew on there. They like jew glass.
Speaker 1: It's the time has come. I'm stocking up on Skittles
Speaker 1: and going to be supplying them on the black market,
Speaker 1: baby Jackson, homebrew. Do I just broke out in a
Speaker 1: full bloody, sweat drenched and you just said that it's
Speaker 1: turning your clothes yellow too, but it's mostly mountain Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh right. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
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Speaker 1: where we post our episodes and our foot Nope, but
Speaker 1: no link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 1: in today's episode. Well, the song that we think you
Speaker 1: might enjoy, Miles, is there a song? But yeahs, you
Speaker 1: know music music is fantastic. H Let's go out on
Speaker 1: something that you know, it just got me in like
Speaker 1: my eighties like uh, you know, sort of like synth
Speaker 1: rock vibe. This is from this artist, Nabia Ikeball, and
Speaker 1: it's called This World Couldn't See Us. And she's normally
Speaker 1: a DJ. I've seen her mostly doing DJA stuff, but
Speaker 1: this is like a track she put out. It's super
Speaker 1: dope if you kind of like that that eighties y
Speaker 1: and like just sort of whisper singing on top of it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Nabia Ikeball, This World Couldn't See Us? All right,
Speaker 1: We'll look after that. The footnotes. The Daily zeit Geys
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