Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's opening up a room temperature
Speaker 1: ice cream shop all of your favorite frozen treats pre
Speaker 1: melted in liquid form. It's actually byof bring your own funnel. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a good time with Laser Stories segment, where we
Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
Speaker 1: else does, except we have a laser and those other
Speaker 1: awful waffles just don't This first Laser Stories out of Carrie,
Speaker 1: North Carolina. Recently, an Amazon delivery driver showed up at
Speaker 1: a residence to deliver a package. Unfortunately for him, there
Speaker 1: was a police standoff with an armed suspect. Yis he
Speaker 1: supposed to deliver exactly? The driver's name was Dwayne Grubbs,
Speaker 1: but instead of leaving, Dwayne casually walked past dozens of
Speaker 1: police cars and groups of cops headed straight for the door.
Speaker 1: Oh he's that determined. He's like, I gotta get that picture, man.
Speaker 1: You got to within fifteen feet before he's eventually stopped
Speaker 1: by a SWAT member. Good And you can see in
Speaker 1: the security video the guy gestures to the house as
Speaker 1: if to say, I've got to deliver this. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy ordered spots yesterday. How is he doing his
Speaker 1: dishes right now without the I'm on my last strike, bro,
Speaker 1: but I cannot miss one work. He wasn't allowed through,
Speaker 1: so he just hands the package to the person in charge.
Speaker 1: That's when he takes a photo to prove that the
Speaker 1: box made it. That's the picture and the video was
Speaker 1: filmed by a neighbor who got a kick out of
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Unclear what was inside the package or
Speaker 1: if it was ordered by the arms suspect inside, and
Speaker 1: since his chaos lasted twenty four hours, it could have
Speaker 1: been ordered during the standoff. Possible. Can you imagine your
Speaker 1: package now? Yeah? Yeah, this is gonna do. Afterwards, a
Speaker 1: local reporter gave Amazon the best plug it could have received, saying,
Speaker 1: if you have Prime, you can get deliveries within two days,
Speaker 1: even if your house is an active crime scene. I
Speaker 1: felt like my delivery people don't even want to walk
Speaker 1: up the steps. This next laser story is out of Essex, England.
Speaker 1: A man named Stan Blade was visiting his mother when
Speaker 1: he got an idea. He thought it would be fun
Speaker 1: to take his dad to the beach. Yeah sounds like
Speaker 1: a great time. Just one problem though, his dad died
Speaker 1: back in twenty eleven, a little late, buddy. So Stan
Speaker 1: explained to his mom he felt like this was the
Speaker 1: right time to take dad's ashes and give him a
Speaker 1: final farewell goodness ashes and it's like a skeleton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's sweet. His mother reluctantly agreed. Okay. So Stan put
Speaker 1: his dad's box of ashes in a grocery bag and
Speaker 1: set off rosbery bag. Before he could get to the beach,
Speaker 1: he ran into a group of old mates and ended
Speaker 1: up on an epic pub crawl. Stand admits he may
Speaker 1: have overdid it. He drank six pints of Stella, five
Speaker 1: pints of Loggers, and stumbled his way back home, never
Speaker 1: making it to the beach. Oh my god. Man. When
Speaker 1: he got back, his mom asked, U, where's your dad? Wo? No.
Speaker 1: That's when he realized he'd lost the plastic grocery bag
Speaker 1: father's ashes. Oh gosh, go down. Is the dumbest drunk
Speaker 1: thing anyone's ever died. You lost your father. Afterwards, he
Speaker 1: scoured every pub and then eventually turned to TikTok asking
Speaker 1: for help and made a video titled missing person and
Speaker 1: let everyone know where he last saw his father's ashes.
Speaker 1: But so far nothing. While his mom is pretty upset,
Speaker 1: Stan isn't too worried about how his father would feel
Speaker 1: about situation, saying, my dad was a really funny bloke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one way to spread his ashes. I guess this
Speaker 1: next story is out of the happiest places on Earth.
Speaker 1: A Disney super fan named Nathan fire Sheets just went
Speaker 1: to all twelve Disney theme parks in the world, and
Speaker 1: he did it in twelve days. That's an accomplishment. Where
Speaker 1: do you have to start? You start on? Do you
Speaker 1: start there on the east and then come west? Maybe
Speaker 1: he had a whole plan for it, hitting one park
Speaker 1: per day, but didn't just pop in and leave. He
Speaker 1: also went on every single operating ride. What all two
Speaker 1: hundred and sixteen of That's impossible. You can't do that
Speaker 1: with the lines, there's no way. Well, here's a quick
Speaker 1: rundown of his trip. He started at Disneyland Paris on
Speaker 1: March eighth, Okay, then went to Walt Disney Studios Park
Speaker 1: on the ninth, which is also in Paris. After that,
Speaker 1: immediately flew to China, went Shanghai Disneyland on the tenth.
Speaker 1: That's a big gap in between. No Disneylands, you know,
Speaker 1: Paris to all the way to China, there Disney. I
Speaker 1: think she's right. He went to Hong Kong Disneyland on
Speaker 1: the eleventh, Tokyo Disneyland on the twelve, and Tokyo Disney
Speaker 1: C on the thirteenth, and they have their own c
Speaker 1: one didn't even know that existed. After that, he flew
Speaker 1: across the Pacific from Tokyo to California, went to Disneyland
Speaker 1: on the fourteenth, at Disneyland California Adventure on the fifteenth,
Speaker 1: then headed to Walt disney World in Florida with Epcot
Speaker 1: on the sixteenth, Disney's Animal Kingdom on the seventeenth, Hollywood
Speaker 1: Studios on the eighteenth, and finally Disney's Magic Kingdom on
Speaker 1: the nineteen hired. I mean most of these were in Florida,
Speaker 1: so you can assume there must still so much walking.
Speaker 1: He documented the whole thing for his YouTube page, which
Speaker 1: we will link to our instant stories at Brooke and Jeff.
Speaker 1: He called it the Disney Global Ride Challenge. I thought
Speaker 1: it was called how to Bankrupt Yourself. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: everyone's been asking about how much the trip costs, But
Speaker 1: so far he hasn't revealed. H just to go to
Speaker 1: the Hong Kong one, Yeah, maybe there's like a twelve
Speaker 1: for one group on this next laser story is out
Speaker 1: of restroom World. I feel like Jeff knows a lot
Speaker 1: about this place. I think we can all admit public
Speaker 1: bathrooms are the place to be. This is exactly what
Speaker 1: I was saying. Well, I will say, when you find
Speaker 1: a good, clean one, it is like heaven. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: usually one of the grossest places you can encounter on
Speaker 1: a day to day basis. So a popular online publication
Speaker 1: ask people about different tactics for avoiding germs when you're
Speaker 1: in there. Oh yeah, here's the top ones. Number five
Speaker 1: using a paper towel to open doors or turn faucets. Y,
Speaker 1: I use my tongue. Twenty six percent of us do
Speaker 1: it sometimes with the paper towel. Number four flushing the
Speaker 1: toilet with your foot, which is great because jose is
Speaker 1: in their barefoot. Twenty seven percent of people to do that.
Speaker 1: Number three hovering over the toilet seats Dan Daniel. This one,
Speaker 1: I can't stand. That's not necessarily I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like what's on your hands is dirtier than like what's
Speaker 1: on your butt cheeks. Number two opening and closing doors
Speaker 1: with your butt. Can you turn the door handle with
Speaker 1: I mean even I mean officially touch the door handles
Speaker 1: on the public restrooms anymore. I think Jeff's good at this.
Speaker 1: He's unlocking it and everything. Forty three percent say they
Speaker 1: do it every time they go in. Finally, the number
Speaker 1: one tactic people use for avoiding germs in public restrooms
Speaker 1: using your elbow to start the hand dryer or paper
Speaker 1: towel dispenser. But the hand drives just blown off the
Speaker 1: ms around. It's kind of counterinto it. Sixty people do that, okay.
Speaker 1: But speaking of using your elbow, oh boy, I mean,
Speaker 1: he might not have one technically, but if he did,
Speaker 1: he knows exactly what he would do, Okay, And that's sad.
Speaker 1: I mean, the laser stories has come to an end
Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.