Speaker 1: I can't believe it, but you actually found me missus
Speaker 1: Clover from Brooker Jeffrey and a moan. But that's right,
Speaker 1: I'm right here. I'm online on a podcast twenty four seven.
Speaker 1: Feel free to tune in. Well you're listening, I'll be watching.
Speaker 1: The show starts right now. It's been a little bit
Speaker 1: of a weird start to the day here already, because
Speaker 1: early this morning, someone tried to drive their car through
Speaker 1: the lobby of our building on the first floor. Yeah laughing,
Speaker 1: it's I mean, it's funny, but it's not. I mean,
Speaker 1: first off, let me say nobody was hurt. I would
Speaker 1: like to say that the glass wall was shattering. To
Speaker 1: give everyone a visual, the front entrance is all glass,
Speaker 1: big glass wall, giant glass doors, and so the car
Speaker 1: smashed through it and was sticking half in and half out.
Speaker 1: Tops were called. Clean up crews have been kind of
Speaker 1: sorting through the damage, trying to clean stuff up. It's
Speaker 1: the top of the office, that's for sure, dude, for real.
Speaker 1: And while there is an investigation as to what really happened,
Speaker 1: I do have a few theories. So I've already spoken
Speaker 1: to the authorities about this, but alad theory number one.
Speaker 1: Alexis tried to get ahead of it, but I think
Speaker 1: we all know she's had issues ramming parts of this
Speaker 1: building before. I keep it to the cement poles. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe you're upgrading. There's no shame in admitting you're taking
Speaker 1: out your aggression on the door. It is a floor
Speaker 1: above the parking garage where I can see her being like,
Speaker 1: I'll get to work faster. Yeah, if to the this
Speaker 1: is what I should do when I forget my key card.
Speaker 1: I never see. This brings me to theory number two,
Speaker 1: because all months long, Brooke has been encouraging people to
Speaker 1: use the exit ramped to the parking garage to enter
Speaker 1: the building, basically saying any opening to this building is good,
Speaker 1: down right. I wouldn't tell people to use it if
Speaker 1: the arm was down and dismos. There is no arm
Speaker 1: into the entrance of our building, are there? You're just
Speaker 1: like drive your car through it? What's the worst that
Speaker 1: can happens? And driving laws are for square, don't electric. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: is anyone going to talk about the theory that maybe
Speaker 1: Jeffrey did it? It's not registered, he has no insurance.
Speaker 1: I have yet to see. I have to see a
Speaker 1: driver's life. It's actually very true, Brooke, is a point
Speaker 1: you're jab, Well, luckily I've already handled this and I've
Speaker 1: given building management Brooks credit card information so they could
Speaker 1: charge any building damages to the responsible party. Exactly. I'm
Speaker 1: just glad the building is going to be fixed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what really matters. And now that justice has officially
Speaker 1: been served. As on to the shot College question of
Speaker 1: the day, we give it on to digital Jake. Jake,
Speaker 1: what question you got for us? Well, since we've been
Speaker 1: playing Caper No Cap, listeners have been texting in feedback
Speaker 1: and suggestions to seventy five nine two on how to
Speaker 1: make the game even more fun and enjoyable than it
Speaker 1: our do you? How could that even be? And the
Speaker 1: number one requests by far is possibly brooks worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: Listeners say they'd love to hear Jose answer all his
Speaker 1: questions using a sexy foreign accent. Yeah, we'll see if
Speaker 1: that happens. Do you hear the word sexy though, Jose, No,
Speaker 1: I just heard foreign. That means you cannot do Australia.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want to do any request we have it.
Speaker 1: I'll try any of them. Let's play a sensual edition
Speaker 1: of cap or no cap. Go right to Jose to start.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay, do I have an actual like a
Speaker 1: country you'd like me to attempt? How you go with
Speaker 1: whatever you think is the sex? Okay, all right, let's
Speaker 1: let's get the question. First. Dealer's choice. Pigs all over
Speaker 1: the world squeal in regional accents cap or no cap. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I am going to well, gasp my accsy I'm deep.
Speaker 1: I would like to think that zipeg and frownce goes aw.
Speaker 1: I ain't going to say no. What is the name
Speaker 1: of the gap as a frown? What listeners? I was no?
Speaker 1: Jose said no Brey meaning no cap, no French cap,
Speaker 1: and it's cape. Watch the name. There's more scientific study
Speaker 1: on that. Although it is believe the cows move in
Speaker 1: different accents. Oh, my accents are done here at risk
Speaker 1: of being shot. Accents are done. Anyone wants me to
Speaker 1: answer their questions, let me know. I want you to
Speaker 1: do cow accents now, Jeffrey, how about you go next? Yeah,
Speaker 1: water makes a different pouring sound depending on its temperature,
Speaker 1: cap or no cap. What's interesting? I never thought of
Speaker 1: it its temperature. I mean I could see making a
Speaker 1: different sound based on like the container that it was in, sure,
Speaker 1: but the temperature of the water that well, well, colder water,
Speaker 1: the molecules are closer together, and over water they're farther apart,
Speaker 1: and things are moving slower faster. I guess when I
Speaker 1: cannon ball into a hot tub full of the people,
Speaker 1: that does make a different sound, but it's more of
Speaker 1: like a who yeah, and like stop doing that sound.
Speaker 1: I think you're going to hurt yourself. I don't think
Speaker 1: water can sound different. I'm gonna say that's cap. Come on,
Speaker 1: Jeffrey said cap, and that's no cap, no way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The heat changes the thickness of the water, which changes
Speaker 1: the pitch when it's poured. You go, wow, it's not
Speaker 1: the heat that's making the water thick. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: The boys are over too. Let's see if the better
Speaker 1: alexis okay. A doctor was the first person to invent
Speaker 1: the cigarette cap. Oh weird the irony. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I used to babysit for doctors and they are so
Speaker 1: wild though, like the time, so many people in the
Speaker 1: medical field. This smoke and you think about smoking has
Speaker 1: been around forever. Back in the day, they used to
Speaker 1: think all sorts of things that were terrible for you
Speaker 1: were great. Eat this bowl of asbestos, it'll help you.
Speaker 1: That was a good thing. I feel like they thought
Speaker 1: it was an appetite pressent, which it is. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: so you would eat less. I'm gonna say that's no cap.
Speaker 1: Take Alexis says no cap and it's cap not true.
Speaker 1: Although a dentist was the first person to invent cotton candy.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting. Oh man, you guys are awful. I'm full
Speaker 1: of wrong people. Get it to me. You're gonna win.
Speaker 1: YouTube just celebrated its twenty fifth anniversary cap or no cap?
Speaker 1: Oh man? What was twenty five years ago? Like late
Speaker 1: nineties and just after twenty four years ago? Yeah, just before.
Speaker 1: I'm not I think it's younger because I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: this is what I thought. I thought that YouTube was started.
Speaker 1: They got the idea for it after Janet Jackson's nip
Speaker 1: slip at the Super Bowl. I don't know. That's why
Speaker 1: I always heard and that that everyone wanted to see
Speaker 1: what happened for themselves again, right, yeah, And I know
Speaker 1: that was in the two thousands, so I don't think
Speaker 1: it was twenty five years ago. So I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that's cap Brook said, Cap, and that's cap YouTube started
Speaker 1: in two thousand and five? Is that the same year
Speaker 1: five years ago? I wonder if I'm right on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the only one that got it right, shocked so many options,
Speaker 1: but I'm definitely gonna go with our car crash accuser Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, sure, because he blamed everyone himself,
Speaker 1: charged as much on that credit card as you want.
Speaker 1: Guys going, I'm gonna take the shock. And somebody wanted
Speaker 1: to hear Hot and Cold by Katy Perry. Because you're hot,
Speaker 1: then you're cold. Yes, then you'll know you're in and
Speaker 1: you're out. You're up, then you're down, You're wrong when
Speaker 1: it's right, A swift shock to the next. I like
Speaker 1: that something better when you sing it. That's your shot.
Speaker 1: Color question of the day broken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You guys have heard of instant coffee? Of course? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you necessarily like it. I do.
Speaker 1: Millions of people. They do use it every single day
Speaker 1: because it's so easy. You just mix with water and stir. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that's Folder's whole thing, best part of waking up. Okay, folders,
Speaker 1: I bring it up because a German brewery that's been
Speaker 1: around since the fifteen hundreds, thought, hmm, perhaps if we
Speaker 1: could doul that's yeahf with mine beer And they've actually
Speaker 1: created something called powdered beers. Is good. I'm liking you
Speaker 1: just mix it with water and they say it'll look
Speaker 1: and taste just like a regular beer. The packets everywhere
Speaker 1: with you. So, my god, you could bring it into stadium, Yeah,
Speaker 1: bring it on play. Oh my god, it's not gonna
Speaker 1: taste the head in the frothiness. How do you have
Speaker 1: alcohol in it? That's what they say. The current version
Speaker 1: is actually non alcohol, but the boozy version will be
Speaker 1: available in the next few months and they'll start selling
Speaker 1: it globally. Are you saying that there's gonna be powdered alcohol.
Speaker 1: This is not a good thing for people. It could
Speaker 1: be something that you buy for yourself at home, or
Speaker 1: local pubs could use it and mix it right there
Speaker 1: on the bartop to save some money. You could just
Speaker 1: put it in your smoothie in the morning. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: snort a line of it. Right, Why aren't we just
Speaker 1: snorting it? I'm way. So the question is why even
Speaker 1: do this? Well, the answer is the environment. It's cheaper
Speaker 1: to make it easier to transport, so it has a
Speaker 1: much smaller carbon footprint. Those giant like kegs of yeas
Speaker 1: one of those things that's really going to backfire. Probably
Speaker 1: are going to find way in places to put this
Speaker 1: that they well, they're not done either, because this is
Speaker 1: part of a string of weird beers that they're apparently
Speaker 1: working on, because they're also doing a bath beer that's
Speaker 1: in the work, specifically made for you to bathe in.
Speaker 1: A bath beer ball. I always heard that like washing
Speaker 1: your hair, and beer is supposed to be fantastic for hair.
Speaker 1: Can we do this with Seltzer's You know that's what
Speaker 1: I want? Yeah, like a white claw. You can just
Speaker 1: fill a white cloath ball and water and stir for
Speaker 1: a brand new edition of Laser Stories. Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it's the radio segment that's opening up a room temperature
Speaker 1: ice cream shop all of your favorite frozen treats pre
Speaker 1: melted in liquid form. You just get a straw. It's
Speaker 1: actually byof bring your own funnel. Oh good time with
Speaker 1: Laser Stories segment, where we read weird news stories around
Speaker 1: the globe just like everyone else does, except we have
Speaker 1: a laser and those other awful waffles. Just don't this
Speaker 1: first Laser stories out of Carrie, North Carolina. Recently, an
Speaker 1: Amazon delivery driver showed up at a residence to deliver
Speaker 1: a package. Unfortunately for him, there was a police standoff
Speaker 1: with an armed suspect. Yikes, like at the house he
Speaker 1: was supposed to deliver to exactly. The driver's name was
Speaker 1: Dwayne Grubbs, but instead of leaving, Dwayne casually walked past
Speaker 1: dozens of police cars and groups of cops headed straight
Speaker 1: for the door. Oh he's that determined. He's like, I
Speaker 1: gotta get that picture, man of it. He got to
Speaker 1: within fifteen feet before he's eventually stopped by a SWAT member.
Speaker 1: Good And you can see in the security video the
Speaker 1: guy gestures to the house as if to say, I've
Speaker 1: got to deliver this. Yeah, this guy ordered spongees yesterday.
Speaker 1: How is he doing his dishes right now without these?
Speaker 1: I'm on my last strike, but I cannot miss one work.
Speaker 1: He wasn't allowed through, so he just hands the package
Speaker 1: to the person in charge. Okay, that's when he takes
Speaker 1: a photo to prove that the box made it. That's
Speaker 1: the picture and the video was filmed by a neighbor
Speaker 1: who got a kick out of the whole thing. Unclear
Speaker 1: what was inside the package or if it was ordered
Speaker 1: by the arms suspect inside, and since his chaos lasted
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, it could have been ordered during the standoff. Possible.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the slots your package? Afterwards, a local
Speaker 1: reporter gave Amazon the best plug it could have received, saying,
Speaker 1: if you have Prime, you can get deliveries within two days,
Speaker 1: even if your house is an active crime scene. I
Speaker 1: feel like my delivery people don't even want to lock
Speaker 1: up the steps. This next Laser stories out of Essex, England,
Speaker 1: a man named stand Blade was visiting his mother when
Speaker 1: he got an idea. He thought it would be fun
Speaker 1: to take his dad to the beach. Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 1: like a great time. Just one problem though, his dad
Speaker 1: died back in twenty eleven a little late. Buddy, so
Speaker 1: Stan explained to his mom he felt like this was
Speaker 1: the right time to take dad's ashes and give him
Speaker 1: a final farewell goodness ashes and it's like a skeleton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's sweet. His mother reluctantly agreed. Okay, so Stan put
Speaker 1: his dad's box of ashes in a grocery bag and
Speaker 1: set off Rosbery bag. Before he could get to the beach,
Speaker 1: he ran into a group of old mates and ended
Speaker 1: up on an epic pub crawl. Stan admits he may
Speaker 1: have overdid it. He drank six pints of Stella, five
Speaker 1: pints of Loggers, and stumbled his way back home, never
Speaker 1: making it to the beach. Oh my god. Man. When
Speaker 1: he got back, his mom asked, where's your dad? Who? No.
Speaker 1: That's when he realized he'd lost the plastic grocery bags. Gosh,
Speaker 1: gonna go down as the dumbest drunk thing anyone's ever done.
Speaker 1: You lost your father. Afterwards, he scoured every pub and
Speaker 1: then eventually turned to TikTok asking for help and made
Speaker 1: a video titled missing person and let everyone know where
Speaker 1: he last saw his father's ashes, but so far nothing.
Speaker 1: While his mom is pretty upset, Stan isn't too worried
Speaker 1: about how his father would feel about the situation, saying,
Speaker 1: my dad was a really funny bloke. It's one way
Speaker 1: to spread his ashes. I guess this. Next ways a
Speaker 1: story is out of the Happiest places on Earth. A
Speaker 1: Disney superfan named Nathan fire Sheets just went to all
Speaker 1: twelve Disney theme parks in the world and he did
Speaker 1: it in twelve days. Wow, that's an accomplishment. Where do
Speaker 1: you have to start. Do you start on the do
Speaker 1: you start there on the east and then come west.
Speaker 1: Maybe he had a whole plan for it, hitting one
Speaker 1: park per day, but did just pop in and leave.
Speaker 1: He also went on every single operating ride. What all
Speaker 1: two hundred and sixteen of that's impossible. You can't do
Speaker 1: that with the lines, there's no way. Well, here's a
Speaker 1: quick rundown of his trip. He started at Disneyland Paris
Speaker 1: on March eighth, Okay, then went to Walt Disney Studios
Speaker 1: Park on the ninth, which is also in Paris. After that,
Speaker 1: immediately flew to China, went to Shanghai Disneyland on the tenth.
Speaker 1: That's a big gap in between. No Disneylands, you know,
Speaker 1: Paris to all the way to China there Disney I
Speaker 1: think she's right. He went to Hong Kong Disneyland on
Speaker 1: the eleventh, Tokyo Disneyland on the twelfth, and Tokyo Disney
Speaker 1: c on the thirteen. They have their own c one
Speaker 1: didn't even know that existed. After that, he flew across
Speaker 1: the Pacific from Tokyo to California, went to Disneyland on
Speaker 1: the fourteenth, at Disneyland California Adventure on the fifteenth, then
Speaker 1: headed to Walt disney World in Florida with Epcot on
Speaker 1: the sixteenth, Disney's Animal Kingdom on the seventeenth, Hollywood Studios
Speaker 1: on the eighteen, and finally Disney's Magic Kingdom on the
Speaker 1: nineteen hired. I mean most of these were in Florida,
Speaker 1: so you can assume there must still so much walking.
Speaker 1: He documented the whole thing for his YouTube page, which
Speaker 1: we will link to our instant stories at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: He called it the Disney Global Ride Challenge. I thought
Speaker 1: it was called how to Bankrupt Yourself. That's what everyone's
Speaker 1: been asking about how much the trip costs. But so
Speaker 1: far he hasn't revealed just to go to the Hong
Speaker 1: Kong one. Yeah, maybe there's like a twelve for one
Speaker 1: group on this next laser story is out of Restroom World.
Speaker 1: I feel like jeff knows a lot about this place.
Speaker 1: I think we can all admit public bathrooms are the
Speaker 1: place to be. This is exactly what I was saying. Well,
Speaker 1: I will say, when you find a good, clean one,
Speaker 1: it is like heaven. Yeah, it does. They're usually one
Speaker 1: of the grossest places you can encounter on a day
Speaker 1: to day basis. So a popular online publication ask people
Speaker 1: about different tactics for avoiding germs when you're in there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here's the top ones. Number five using a
Speaker 1: paper towel to open doors or turn faucets. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: use my tongue. Six percent of us do it sometimes
Speaker 1: with the paper towel. Number four flushing the toilet with
Speaker 1: your foot, which is great because Jose is in their barefoot.
Speaker 1: Twenty seven percent of people to do that. Number three
Speaker 1: hovering over the toilet seat, Daniel, this is one I
Speaker 1: can't stand. That's not necessarily I mean, I feel like
Speaker 1: what's on your hands is dirtier than like what's on
Speaker 1: your butt cheeks. Number two opening and closing doors with
Speaker 1: your butt. Can you turn a door handle? I mean even,
Speaker 1: I mean officially, don't touch the door handles on the
Speaker 1: public restrooms anymore. I think Jeff's good at this. He's
Speaker 1: unlocking it and everything with his chief. Forty three percent
Speaker 1: say they do it every time they go in. Finally,
Speaker 1: the number one tactic people use for avoiding germs in
Speaker 1: public restrooms using your elbow to start the hand dryer
Speaker 1: or paper towel dispenser, but the hand drives just blowing
Speaker 1: off the germs around, so it's kind of counterinto this.
Speaker 1: Sixty two percent of people do that, okay. But speaking
Speaker 1: of using your elbow, oh boy, I mean he might
Speaker 1: not have one technically, but if he did, he knows
Speaker 1: exactly what you would do and that sound. I mean.
Speaker 1: The laser stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time on Monday, can
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. If your significant other is really
Speaker 1: really upset at you for something and you're just trying
Speaker 1: to calm things down and diffuse the argument, what do
Speaker 1: you do? How do you do that? You shine a
Speaker 1: laser pointer against the wall to distract them for a second.
Speaker 1: Who are there? Do you do? You soil yourself as
Speaker 1: a sign of submission. That is something that never crossed
Speaker 1: my mind. Death after that? Or you open your iTunes
Speaker 1: and throw on some Kenny G. Who can fight while
Speaker 1: Kenny G's doing his thing? Nobody not even night. Thank
Speaker 1: you Kenny G for saving my marriage a saxophone. Well,
Speaker 1: one couple has a very strange technique that they use
Speaker 1: to instantly cool things down when they start to bicker. Really, no,
Speaker 1: Kenny g it's even weirder than that. It's from a
Speaker 1: survey of unique rules couples follow to make their relationship
Speaker 1: work that others might find a little weird. You're gonna
Speaker 1: hear them coming up. No one be good to each other.
Speaker 1: I agree. Make sure that you have food in your
Speaker 1: frigiday because you do not want to be hungry or starved. Correct,
Speaker 1: every relationship has certain ground rules that you both agree
Speaker 1: to follow to make it work. Like for that pair
Speaker 1: of ninety year olds, don't starve was very important for
Speaker 1: the health of their marriage. But every couple though a
Speaker 1: little bit different, Like in Brooks relationship, she has a
Speaker 1: strict no eye contact Monday through Saturday policy. Is really
Speaker 1: sweet special. But do you have any unique rule rules
Speaker 1: in your relationship that maybe other people would find a
Speaker 1: little bit odd? Because a recent survey asked that to
Speaker 1: couples and they all shared their's. Maybe you'll like one
Speaker 1: of these so much that you steal it for yourself.
Speaker 1: Because we have the top ten unique rules that help
Speaker 1: people in their relationships. I like, can't even think of
Speaker 1: what these would be. Let's get into it. Number ten,
Speaker 1: you can only fight while naked. As soon as an
Speaker 1: argument starts to get really heated, you have to strip
Speaker 1: down out of your clothes if you want to keep arts.
Speaker 1: If you're in the middle of Walmart, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: we don't need as much BREA. Feel like that's gonna
Speaker 1: end up a lot of therapy for your kids later,
Speaker 1: your kid gott into a fight with another person at
Speaker 1: school and he got naked. For that couple, it helps
Speaker 1: keep their relationship from it probably just helps spring down
Speaker 1: the argument so they don't fight it as much. I
Speaker 1: just end up I'm not taking my shirt off for you.
Speaker 1: Number nine. Never seeing or deal with each other's families. Oh,
Speaker 1: it never includes going to family functions or even holidays
Speaker 1: like Christmas. You only go to your own families, not there.
Speaker 1: You separate during the holidays. How is that healthy? It
Speaker 1: probably started after the naked fight rules. We're not going
Speaker 1: to each other's families anymore. Number eight. Having all your
Speaker 1: big fights over text messages. Oh yeah, they say that
Speaker 1: forces you to actually slow down and respond without just
Speaker 1: blurting out the stuff and anger the worst. It's hard
Speaker 1: to see of someone when they're texting, but you don't
Speaker 1: you tend to not say as many mean things in
Speaker 1: anger because you don't wait to type it out. What
Speaker 1: I am waiting? That's not going to make him cry.
Speaker 1: Hold on Well, they say it also creates a paper trail,
Speaker 1: so you can go back and prove what someone did
Speaker 1: or didn't say. That's always healthy for seven years a
Speaker 1: survey of unconventional rules people using their relationships, but others
Speaker 1: like the people in this room, might find weird. Number
Speaker 1: seven living in separate homes. I knew a couple who
Speaker 1: did this. Really. Yes, they were also in radio, and
Speaker 1: she said they tried to live together and she hated
Speaker 1: all of his crap, Like she said, he had so
Speaker 1: much stuff, and so she just got her own place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, they both were in separate apartments. This couple
Speaker 1: says they bought a duplex instead of a normal house
Speaker 1: so that when they got home they could just have
Speaker 1: their own personal space but then still be close. It'd
Speaker 1: be like you're constantly dating for your entire life, or meant,
Speaker 1: it'd be like you were constantly neighbors, your entire neighbors
Speaker 1: with benefits. Number six a chicken nugget tax. That's where
Speaker 1: if either of you makes chicken nuggets, you have to
Speaker 1: bring one nugget as a tax to the other persons
Speaker 1: before you can eat any of yourself. Already, couple did
Speaker 1: this so specific with chicken nuggets. H I think it's
Speaker 1: very bonding for couples, or it's Alexis's relationship doesn't know
Speaker 1: how to cook. Anything else goes for the pop tart
Speaker 1: tax and the hot pocket tax. Anything that's true. You
Speaker 1: need to make anything fresh at the air. Fract Number
Speaker 1: five on demand makeout sessions. Yeah, now we're talking. This
Speaker 1: is a rule where at anytime you could say I
Speaker 1: need thirty seconds and your partner has to stop what
Speaker 1: they're doing and give you thirty seconds of uninterrupted kissing.
Speaker 1: I think it was great. I'm gonna go yeah, oh really, no,
Speaker 1: we we kiss, we make out. But I don't need
Speaker 1: this on demand stuff. Like you, if you need it,
Speaker 1: then you need to make it happen for yourself. You
Speaker 1: I need a little bit of like courage enticement, right,
Speaker 1: not just like just like on demand sits. Hey it
Speaker 1: over here now? Yeah wow. Number four no checking in.
Speaker 1: This is zero pressure to call or text when you're
Speaker 1: like going out with your friends, you're out of town
Speaker 1: or you're away for the day. Your significant other isn't
Speaker 1: allowed to get offended or upset about you not checking in.
Speaker 1: You just have to trust each other fully. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like my husband was gone all weekend and it
Speaker 1: was the best weekend. About we don't really call each
Speaker 1: other a text when we're apart. Yeah, she's like, dang it.
Speaker 1: Number three separate groceries what WHOA? I've never heard about.
Speaker 1: This couple uses separate groceries where you still can share
Speaker 1: big things like milk and butter, but otherwise you go
Speaker 1: to the store by yourselves and get whatever you want
Speaker 1: just for you. Is this a dux couple? This sounds
Speaker 1: like a roommate sitch. That just seems like it'd be
Speaker 1: way more expensive. You're twice as many groceries your significant other. Hey,
Speaker 1: do you have any eggs? Yeah? Can I borrow some sugar?
Speaker 1: Number two mid argument, I love yous. This is if
Speaker 1: things are getting too heated, when you two are fighting
Speaker 1: and you want of you needs to storm out of
Speaker 1: the room, you have to say I love you, you leave.
Speaker 1: You know that's fed. But but and the number one
Speaker 1: unconventional rules some people use in their relationships in order
Speaker 1: to make it work. Okay, whisper fights' If you're ever
Speaker 1: really upset at your partner, you're only allowed to whisper
Speaker 1: your frustration at them, which helps break the tension because
Speaker 1: it's already it's hard to take anybody seriously when they're
Speaker 1: whispering angry. Would it be really hard for you, Jeff
Speaker 1: you can't hear anything? Yeah, what can you do? That's
Speaker 1: what couples use and their relationships and working five nine two?
Speaker 1: Should we do naked fights on our show? When everything's
Speaker 1: getting needed in the studio? Phone taps coming up? Make
Speaker 1: me peas next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. The
Speaker 1: other day, a father of a first grader got some
Speaker 1: troubling news because his wife assigned him to work with
Speaker 1: another parent on the school fundraiser. Well, in his mind,
Speaker 1: it's the worst thing possible. He'd rather do pretty much
Speaker 1: anything else that have to work with a complete stranger
Speaker 1: on a school project. But he's about to meet that
Speaker 1: person today and it's none other than our own Brook
Speaker 1: Foxy already dreamed up some exciting money making ideas involving
Speaker 1: their kids, and you're gonna hear them in your phone
Speaker 1: tap right now, taps on the twenties. We Hi, is
Speaker 1: this Kurt Kendall's father? Yeah it is. Who's just Oh great, Kurt,
Speaker 1: this is Diane Hater. Our kids were in the same class.
Speaker 1: I think the PTA paired us up for the upcoming auction.
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, yeah, yeah, So we're supposed to come
Speaker 1: up with some ideas. I'm sure you know my son.
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't player? Um, what's his name? Player?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, are you saying Claire or are you saying
Speaker 1: player like a player on a field. No, it's player like,
Speaker 1: he's a player, play a hater. That's our last name's
Speaker 1: Hater h d R. Of course. Oh is it it's
Speaker 1: a nickname? Oh no, no, no, no, you're starting to
Speaker 1: get insulting. Kurt. No, it's not a nickname. I apologize.
Speaker 1: We just wanted to go with something unique, unlike Kendall.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I was just wondering if we could go
Speaker 1: over some ideas that I have for the school fundraiser. Sure,
Speaker 1: because I have been brainstorming. I didn't know we were
Speaker 1: supposed to come up with ideas already. But welcome to
Speaker 1: the Hayter family because we are on top of it.
Speaker 1: So my first thought is to do a calendar. Have
Speaker 1: you seen those fund raising calendars? I had those. I
Speaker 1: think they're adorable. They always sell a fun idea. Agreed,
Speaker 1: And I just want you to picture this. Your daughter
Speaker 1: Kendall is with my son Playa in different hot tubs
Speaker 1: all over the city. You're you're saying, our children will
Speaker 1: be in hot tubs, You'll have gold chains, and then
Speaker 1: she can wear a two piece with a theme of
Speaker 1: the month like October, Jack Lannards all over that little
Speaker 1: tiny bikini. Isn't that adorable? I don't think that's appropriate.
Speaker 1: What part the chains the children in first trade in
Speaker 1: hot tubs? Oh, don't worry, the chains will be twenty
Speaker 1: four carrot. We wouldn't want to misrepresent the Hatter family. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess you wouldn't. How um, just thinking here, noodling
Speaker 1: do you think? Do you have other ideas? Maybe we
Speaker 1: of course noodle away because my next one total smash
Speaker 1: hit a kissing booth with Playa. Oh my god, he
Speaker 1: is very experienced for his age. And listen, I know
Speaker 1: a lot of people are freaking out about germs these days,
Speaker 1: so I was just thinking that the kissing booth would
Speaker 1: be just your daughter over and over again. I just
Speaker 1: I have to ask you, are you joking about this? No?
Speaker 1: And the cutest part is we could take polaroid pictures
Speaker 1: and then sell those for extra that like one of
Speaker 1: those old timey things that people put up. No, actually,
Speaker 1: I don't. I this is very You know what if
Speaker 1: Kendall is a late bloomer, I get it. Okay, she's seven,
Speaker 1: so she shouldn't be blooming at that age. No one,
Speaker 1: no child, This is starting to feel surreal. Me. You're
Speaker 1: probably one of the families that limit screen time too.
Speaker 1: That's so cute. No. Actually, as a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I don't want disturbing to me. Listen, no judgment from me.
Speaker 1: I get it. Maybe you're more into the arts, and
Speaker 1: that's why I think you're gonna love my next idea.
Speaker 1: The road we're going down, I highly doubt it. So
Speaker 1: I heard Kendall does ballet. Yes, wouldn't it be great
Speaker 1: if Playa and Kendall they just go to a local
Speaker 1: gentleman's club and convince some of the ladies to donate
Speaker 1: some of their tips to the school. Are you are
Speaker 1: you drunk? Right now? Laya already knows these ladies. What
Speaker 1: are there? His babysitters is babysitters. Who else would be
Speaker 1: available during the day when I have to go to work.
Speaker 1: I think a call needs to be made to the
Speaker 1: principle because there's no way I and Kendall and my
Speaker 1: family are going to work with the Hayter family who
Speaker 1: has a kid named Playa Hater. I don't even know
Speaker 1: where to begin with that. I'm not even processing all
Speaker 1: of the insanities. I'm sorry, but when you say player
Speaker 1: Hater at the same time when you're mad, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's nothing that's funny about this all is it's funny
Speaker 1: yourself actually good it's funny because it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 1: I don't find anything funny that you know. It's a
Speaker 1: phone tap. My name is Brooke from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning, and your wife Jane
Speaker 1: set you up. What are you saying? Say that again,
Speaker 1: I've seen this is all a joke. Jane said. You
Speaker 1: were complaining about having to do something for the school
Speaker 1: fundraiser with a family you didn't know. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my son play A Haita. Okay, don't be jealous, Kurt,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Just make sure you bring your one dollar
Speaker 1: bills and You'll be fine. Wake up every morning with
Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Women are such a beautiful, delicate breed.
Speaker 1: Very true job delicate, but I like it. I'd say
Speaker 1: delicate because did you know it takes less than eight
Speaker 1: spoken words to instantly make one super angry with you.
Speaker 1: All you have to do is say something like, you know,
Speaker 1: you really should smile more. Yoh? Man, even I'm triggered
Speaker 1: on that one. That's bad. Are you sure you want
Speaker 1: to eat that whole thing? Yo? Is? Oh, someone's like
Speaker 1: a little delicate over there. The listener on the phone
Speaker 1: with us today swears he never said anything mildly offensive
Speaker 1: to his date. In fact, he was being as sweet
Speaker 1: as possible to her. But it became painfully obvious that
Speaker 1: he messed up when he got one text that just
Speaker 1: had one word. And you're gonna hear what that text
Speaker 1: said in your brand new second date Update, Next second
Speaker 1: date Update. We've heard of fails happening on first dates
Speaker 1: a lot, like forgetting your wallet by accident or hitting
Speaker 1: a parked car trying to parallel park in front of
Speaker 1: the restaurant. We don't hear a lot of stories though
Speaker 1: with altercations where punches are thrown. What is that what
Speaker 1: we're doing? Apparently that's what happened with one of our listeners. Aiden.
Speaker 1: Oh no, so, Aiden, please tell me that you were
Speaker 1: at a UFC fight watching the melee in the octagon.
Speaker 1: Is that what you meant? Or are we talking about
Speaker 1: your fists? No? Man, it was it was my fist,
Speaker 1: but it was all from my head. Wait, what what
Speaker 1: I'll get there? Oh my god? Well, no, wonder anyone
Speaker 1: is not calling you back? Nobody likes fighting on the
Speaker 1: first date. Yeah. I don't think we should rush to
Speaker 1: judgment here before we hear the story, even if it
Speaker 1: does sound kind of weird at first glance. Yeah, but Aiden,
Speaker 1: I mean take us back to the beginning. What's your
Speaker 1: date's name? Her name is Kim Okay. She was cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I met her online and profile said. My father used
Speaker 1: to say, whatever you do, do it one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: When you work, you work hard. When you laugh, you
Speaker 1: laugh hard, you laugh loudly. When you eat, eat a
Speaker 1: ton of food, right, Dad's like, no one's watching. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, your dad said that, right, So
Speaker 1: I was like me and your dad we have a
Speaker 1: lot in common. I'd like to feed you a lot
Speaker 1: of food and laugh loudly with you. And she she
Speaker 1: loved it. Okay, okay, yeah, it's usually not a great
Speaker 1: thing to say, like, hey, I'm a lot like your
Speaker 1: dad to a woman that your no, I'm not not no,
Speaker 1: not if you follow it, I'm going to feed you
Speaker 1: a lot of food. Everyone says yes to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what you want to do. So would you guys do?
Speaker 1: How'd you guys bond? It was good? I mean we
Speaker 1: chatted and then we uh, you know, excited to led
Speaker 1: do a date and everything like that. So we both
Speaker 1: met up for a few drinks and a barment not food.
Speaker 1: I thought, the who you're going to feed her a
Speaker 1: bunch of food? I mean, I mean, I'm assuming this
Speaker 1: bar has food. Yeah, but still that's not like a
Speaker 1: choice of food. He drinks are edible, But if you were,
Speaker 1: if you went to a restaurant, you'd be like, what,
Speaker 1: no drinks? He promised food. I thought there'd be more
Speaker 1: thought into what they were going to eat. I don't
Speaker 1: think that that is a bad expectation. Okay, was was
Speaker 1: there food at this bar? Can we put this to
Speaker 1: rest maybe this is how the fight started. Yes, there
Speaker 1: was food, okay. She was the one that suggested. She
Speaker 1: suggested this bar anyway, okay, all right, So how was
Speaker 1: it like the first meeting. How are you feeling when
Speaker 1: you see her for the first time? Beautiful, fantastic, She
Speaker 1: was hilarious. We joked a lot, and you know, and
Speaker 1: so like, we had a few drinks and I said,
Speaker 1: pick a guy in a bar and I'll fight them
Speaker 1: for you right now. And she laughed and she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want you to fight anybody anymore. So this
Speaker 1: is where it happened. She's like, maybe yourself there, now,
Speaker 1: I get it. And so I punched myself in the
Speaker 1: head and she laughed and he moved on like that,
Speaker 1: and then I thought it got extreme. He's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I have a knife off himself, a concussion
Speaker 1: punch yourself. Was it like a serious punch or joke? No,
Speaker 1: it was a joke. Okay. It was very light in
Speaker 1: the flight above my temple, it was perfectly fine. Right,
Speaker 1: this is I think we can all rest easy now.
Speaker 1: And she liked the self punch. Yeah, she thought it
Speaker 1: was hilarious. Good, okay, you sound like you have the
Speaker 1: same sense of humor. Yea, absolutely absolutely, But then she
Speaker 1: got like, well, we had a hum more drinks and
Speaker 1: ended up going back to my place to see a movie. Okay,
Speaker 1: and we made out for a little bit. She like,
Speaker 1: you didn't go any farther than that, but it was nice.
Speaker 1: It was really nice. That goes against her policy of
Speaker 1: when you make out, make out as hard as the
Speaker 1: time it's like I can't breathe. Maybe that's why she's
Speaker 1: acting all weird. I don't know what did she say
Speaker 1: when she left? She said she had a good time. Um,
Speaker 1: but she's been acting strange over text. What do you
Speaker 1: mean she's acting range? Yeah? I just I asked her
Speaker 1: if she wanted to hang on Friday. I asked to
Speaker 1: choose free and she said, huh you would like that,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you? I roll emoji. Oh kid. Maybe she's trying
Speaker 1: to be sarcastic on text and it's not DUTs a
Speaker 1: weird response. No, yeah, I mean so, I said, loo, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would Are you up for it? And she said
Speaker 1: whatever did you ask her? Like? Did I do something
Speaker 1: to make you angry? Women don't like when you get out.
Speaker 1: She just at it. She just ended with whatever Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean he and she said whatever in cap Maybe
Speaker 1: she's just mad that you got beat up on your
Speaker 1: date and she doesn't want to date to woos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he also kind of won that fight at the
Speaker 1: same time. True, is there anything she could have found
Speaker 1: out about you, like on a Google search or something,
Speaker 1: or maybe inside your apartment because she was over there
Speaker 1: for at least a little bit. Yeah. No, I'm a
Speaker 1: normal guy. I have got a normal job. I'm all good.
Speaker 1: That's what all the crazies say. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I it's like the day was really playful, very fun,
Speaker 1: and then back to my place it was very romantic
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, and then those attitude all
Speaker 1: the way at the end here and I like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. Oh that is weird. Sounds
Speaker 1: like you're in a relationship already. Well, let's call Kim
Speaker 1: here and we'll ask her the question that all women
Speaker 1: love to be asked, why are you so mad at me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What did I do? Yeah? Maybe we could toned down
Speaker 1: that tone. Why are you so upset with the way
Speaker 1: that I said it? Anyway, we'll do your second date
Speaker 1: update never second texting in a new relationship can be
Speaker 1: so dangerous because they can ask you, Hey, what do
Speaker 1: you want to eat tonight? And you respond whatever, okay,
Speaker 1: and that sounds sweet to your ears, but the person
Speaker 1: on the other phone might read it as whatever. So
Speaker 1: normally reserve judgment in these situations, except for the fact
Speaker 1: that in this case the girl used all caps. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I do not forget that. That's why when our
Speaker 1: listener Aiden said, Hey, I'd really like to see you.
Speaker 1: Is that okay with you? Whatever? I roll emoji. I
Speaker 1: think we're reading that correctly. Yeah, And the only question
Speaker 1: that we have is why why would she respond that way?
Speaker 1: Because they had a really normal date. They went back
Speaker 1: to his place, made out, and he said he just
Speaker 1: wants to hang out again, and she's giving an attitude.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Personally, I'm scared Aiden, Yeah, me too,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like to call angry women. It's
Speaker 1: just you just like to be one. Yeah, it's an
Speaker 1: issue waiting to happen. Yeah, it really is. And you
Speaker 1: can't think of any reason why should be so mad
Speaker 1: at you. I literally can't think of one thing. We
Speaker 1: had a great date, laughed a lot and a little
Speaker 1: romantic at the end, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: with good boundaries like the whole thing. Yeah yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: well we're all confused. Hopefully something we learn and get
Speaker 1: a little clarity. Maybe she's just randomly mad he texted
Speaker 1: her on the wrong day. Whatever, Jose, Let's just call
Speaker 1: this girl and see what she has to say. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hey is this Kim? Yeah, Hey Kim.
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Kim, Hey, hope we caught you in
Speaker 1: a good mood today. Okay, I don't expect it, though.
Speaker 1: We don't care if you are. I mean, it's fine
Speaker 1: if you're not, that's okay too. How did you guys
Speaker 1: get my number? Good question? We had a listener give
Speaker 1: it to us after telling us a story about a
Speaker 1: date that you two went on. Okay, who is it
Speaker 1: talking about? Aiden? Aiden gave you my number? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's part of a segment we're doing right now called
Speaker 1: a second Day ad Update. We're trying to help Aiden
Speaker 1: figure out why date number two hasn't happened yet. It
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like you're that interested, is that true? Well, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not that interested anymore. I mean, I knew it.
Speaker 1: Did you like google search him or something and find
Speaker 1: out something weird? No? Should I No, I didn't mean that.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean like that. I meant like he told
Speaker 1: us about the data. It sounded great, And then now
Speaker 1: it sounds like you hate him just based on the
Speaker 1: text messages that he was reading to us. Oh, he
Speaker 1: was reading text messages to you because we felt the
Speaker 1: same way that he did. That. It seems like from
Speaker 1: what happened that night, you two had a great time.
Speaker 1: So there's obviously a disconnect happening. We're trying to figure
Speaker 1: out where it is. Well, if you want to know,
Speaker 1: I just I mean, I thought Aiden was great. He
Speaker 1: was super sweet, good, he's funny, the date was great.
Speaker 1: But I just started noticing some patterns that I don't
Speaker 1: really want in a potential partner. Okay, okay, what is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What type of patterns we are you seeing? Well, so
Speaker 1: when we first started talking, we were really flirting over text,
Speaker 1: and I would send him like selfies of me like
Speaker 1: getting ready to go out with the girls and you know,
Speaker 1: just be cute and flirting, and he would comments and
Speaker 1: reply with these long paragraphs about how Kuto or just whatever,
Speaker 1: just like making me feel super beautiful and super seen.
Speaker 1: And then after the date, I sent him another picture
Speaker 1: and he just replied with a heart emoji reaction. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: yeah right, I mean not after like what he'd been
Speaker 1: doing the previous week when I've been sending him pictures.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just feels weird. It feels like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like maybe a little taken
Speaker 1: advantage of taking advantage of what does that mean? I
Speaker 1: don't know, like he get his fix, he made out.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like he asked you out again though
Speaker 1: he said he wanted to hang out with you again,
Speaker 1: like his fix is just kissing. It just seems like
Speaker 1: he wasn't that attentive. That's what it was. And I
Speaker 1: don't even know why I'm telling you people on the radio,
Speaker 1: it's like there's a you think there was like a
Speaker 1: vibe shift because he didn't write a paragraph. But he
Speaker 1: just like loved your girl. Yeah, he liked you so
Speaker 1: much he contacted a radio station to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you to get another date with you. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: doesn't know that. She's just finding that out now. But
Speaker 1: you were reading it wrong obviously, is what I'm saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think I am reading it wrong. He was
Speaker 1: treating me a lot different before I get you on
Speaker 1: like a hyped response and you just get the heart
Speaker 1: still means a lot like Yeah, maybe he'd reached his
Speaker 1: text limit and that was all that he could get.
Speaker 1: I don't think. It's probably just you don't have time
Speaker 1: always to do that. Yeah, and it feels like you're
Speaker 1: too desperate. You don't want to do it with everyone.
Speaker 1: That's too needy. I mean, and even if he left
Speaker 1: you on red, it'd be worse than a horror. Don't
Speaker 1: let us tell you. Let aid and tell you directly,
Speaker 1: because he's been on the other line listening this whole
Speaker 1: time and he wants to say it. Oh hey, how
Speaker 1: you doing? Should a poem ready? Bro? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I look, I don't even know what I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: do here, you know, Sorry, Kim. I I literally don't
Speaker 1: know what you need for me. So you want me
Speaker 1: to write a paragraph every time you send a picture?
Speaker 1: Is that what you want? Because no, I it feels
Speaker 1: like a little bit of a red flag for me.
Speaker 1: Oh um, well that's a red coast for you there.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you call the radio station. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like send a message back saying something. You know.
Speaker 1: It just makes me, I like feel embarrassed, and I like,
Speaker 1: I put this effort into taking a picture and sending
Speaker 1: it to you, and yet you like just hearted it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, So a heart isn't isn't enough of
Speaker 1: a show of appreciation selfie or was it a little
Speaker 1: bit more provocative? You know, because that is a difference.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that is selfie just deserves a heart offense.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying I'm not sending these pictures to
Speaker 1: every man. I mean I'm sending to him. I mean
Speaker 1: they're they're like subjective, but they're not extreme. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't you want to know. I don't even talking
Speaker 1: about these pictures. So you just need more validation in
Speaker 1: your life? Is Yeah, it comes down to aid. Would
Speaker 1: you like to apologize for not validating her? I was
Speaker 1: validating her with a heart. I didn't know she needed
Speaker 1: like words of affirmation. Okay, but think about it, like
Speaker 1: when you write something funny in like a group text
Speaker 1: and people just do a haha to it instead of
Speaker 1: like writing back, oh my god, that was so funny, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a half hearted heart that happens
Speaker 1: all the time in my group, tex So maybe you're not.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought we had a great time. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm willing to learn. I'm willing to get coaching here.
Speaker 1: If you need more, I'm happy to give you more, alright,
Speaker 1: And it's good that you guys are having some open
Speaker 1: communication right now. I agree. He sounds pretty remorseful for
Speaker 1: not being more appreciative because he didn't he didn't realize
Speaker 1: that she needed that. But now that he knows, he
Speaker 1: can change exactly. Yeah. If he knows that, now that's different. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The thing is that I don't know if he's going
Speaker 1: to do it on a consistent basis, Like every time
Speaker 1: you make God, is he just going to give me
Speaker 1: like a thumbs up? I don't know. High five after
Speaker 1: a good makeout session is always good for he texts him,
Speaker 1: so like, were good, Yeah, God, high five your husband? Yeah? Sure,
Speaker 1: oh God. I'm willing to understand that if it was
Speaker 1: like a pattern. But this only happened once, So I'm
Speaker 1: willing to take the note and I'm happy to change.
Speaker 1: But just start right now by saying one really nice
Speaker 1: thing about the way that she looks in her last picture.
Speaker 1: So ahead, there you go. You have amazing legs. Like absolutely,
Speaker 1: guard that's little bit too long. I need just one word,
Speaker 1: leg is change. He's a changed man. He's got to
Speaker 1: work his way up and he'll do that on the
Speaker 1: next date you guys go out with that will pay
Speaker 1: for if you're up for giving him another shot at that. Kim,
Speaker 1: what do you say one more date? O'm fine, fine,
Speaker 1: as long as you're willing to learn it like I
Speaker 1: did have a good time. Oh yeah, great, that was
Speaker 1: angry sweet, same time. Great, the most romantic ending to
Speaker 1: a second date we've ever We did it right, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, just say whatever. And Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 1: I know our number one goal on these is trying
Speaker 1: to get our listeners a second date. I get that
Speaker 1: thousand percent, and we did that. Brooke has tends to
Speaker 1: be the opposite, but somebody has stuff to carry the
Speaker 1: torch and champion love and that's going to be to me.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad we got that second date. But does
Speaker 1: anybody else think it's a little bit weird that she
Speaker 1: completely stopped talking talking to him and was willing to
Speaker 1: never see him again. Because he hearted a photo of
Speaker 1: sounds like he's destined to have one of our like
Speaker 1: Jose type relationships. How did those go a little tumultuous? Yeah,
Speaker 1: burn hot in the beginning and go ice cold within
Speaker 1: a Yeah, but sometimes that's all people are looking for,
Speaker 1: jeff Yeah, you know we're not. It's not called eighteen
Speaker 1: date update. We just gotta get one more. That's a
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Speaker 1: it's maybe I'm a tweeter. Happy birthday, Twitter, This one's
Speaker 1: for you. Ye from my point when I'm ready points
Speaker 1: twin Ter first sits the online version of to Rats,
Speaker 1: where you boast everything, Dad bumps into your head, one
Speaker 1: mind in your bed, read about breaksit, and then watch
Speaker 1: you get and climb a tree. Just ignore all the
Speaker 1: nonsense and more importantly fall the broken. Jeffrey, I'll be strolling.
Speaker 1: I'm a bone till three in the moaning like a Grendel.
Speaker 1: I'm a bentrolling every post getting repeated, retweeted, reported, deleted
Speaker 1: with the date on your great therapy caters on I'm
Speaker 1: playing how can you not be entertained watching a bear
Speaker 1: high on cold? I hunted it up, so maybe I'm
Speaker 1: a tweet a tweeter Jay highlights up the basketballs and
Speaker 1: beat a dreefa, drain a politician flying, then complain flight
Speaker 1: into the Antyancy Colum, Yeah, I'm all Kinie and her
Speaker 1: sisters and beaver. It's no joke. Twitter's broke, el umpired
Speaker 1: everyone all who's left on the staff barely bits inside
Speaker 1: a hot tub lau, but they all conjoined a yacht club.
Speaker 1: Ronald McDonald tweeted out when the McGriff came back around
Speaker 1: and sending the thumbsung to a cloud and canc clown back,
Speaker 1: double down and down, loving and living and sharing. Its
Speaker 1: probing like battery bunny, keep going and going us roll
Speaker 1: down till my thumbs and flame. I'm talking up the gossip.
Speaker 1: I'm a tweet A tweet day learning who in Hollywood's
Speaker 1: a cheetah a cheetah shame? Sandovo is talking all the
Speaker 1: brains and then Kenny and his braining once, Oh you're
Speaker 1: gonna find it out a TWEETA I'm tweet don't take
Speaker 1: much stay in touch with my loved one far away.
Speaker 1: Tweet my grandma a very happy belated birthday. Two weeks
Speaker 1: ago on Thursday, got celebrity entities coming and go in
Speaker 1: the buxle of scamming before TOTR Corny and I gave
Speaker 1: out the code for my bag. Took a gamble of
Speaker 1: it on a tweeter A bit QUI quick TWITN I
Speaker 1: was deleting. But in a week at yeah everywhere, you
Speaker 1: can't get rid of quit likely I hear a jaw.
Speaker 1: You hear the Twitter employees clapping from their hot top
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah that real hor That was got the
Speaker 1: drama in that song, you know, it was like it's dramatic.
Speaker 1: When you're scrolling through the Twitter feed, you never know
Speaker 1: what you're gonna get. I'm really sorry about your bank account. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that shouldn't maybe talk to us in person. Shouldn't have
Speaker 1: felt for that. That's all you could text in right
Speaker 1: now the seven eighty five and nine too. Tell us
Speaker 1: what you thought about the song of the week. We're
Speaker 1: gonna post it up online on our TikTok, on our Instagram, Yes,
Speaker 1: on our Twitter, all of it at Brooke and Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: except for Twitter, which is Brooke and Jeffe. Yeah. Hashtag
Speaker 1: song of the week. Yeah, that'll make it super easy
Speaker 1: to find hashtag song of the week or maybe hashtag Twitter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hashtag you'll find it's your song of the week.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Twitter bontats coming up right after this. Got
Speaker 1: a text to seventy five nine two that says, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do a song about Silver Singles dot com?
Speaker 1: That's what I hear. Good job grab, but you didn't
Speaker 1: even put the www ahead of that. Yeah, get off
Speaker 1: the text board, gramps. I'm not going to cover every
Speaker 1: single app in site on the Internet, but today I
Speaker 1: did sing one about Twitter to celebrate their seventeenth birthday
Speaker 1: on the web, and instead of doing the hit song
Speaker 1: by Imagine Dragons Made Me a Believer, I did my
Speaker 1: own version called maybe I'm a tweeter Man. We're getting
Speaker 1: a lot of responses on our text board. I'm guessing
Speaker 1: most of them are just bots ryan to get our
Speaker 1: social security. But is anything standing out to you? Like?
Speaker 1: I like this? One's little a gry Jeff say so?
Speaker 1: Wait Jeff sing a song about the most vile and
Speaker 1: repulsive social media platform on earth? Did he run out
Speaker 1: of ideas? Oh yikes, Jeff, Yeah, actually I did run
Speaker 1: out of ideas. That's exactly a right good Jeff just
Speaker 1: actually responded with just a poopa moji. Yeah. Well, at
Speaker 1: least it didn't ban me yet. But you know what,
Speaker 1: if you want to hear the song or leave me
Speaker 1: an angry message about how horrible I am and what
Speaker 1: you want to hear next n I said silver singles
Speaker 1: in fourth Square, Grandpa, want to sing about the silver single?
Speaker 1: Maybe next time you can head over to our Instagram
Speaker 1: YouTube TikTok all of it at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, we got a first time
Speaker 1: player on the line His name is Matthew from Enton.
Speaker 1: He works in retail, and he says his favorite part
Speaker 1: of the jobs he gets to stop bad guys. You
Speaker 1: like to take down the shoplifters. Well not, we don't
Speaker 1: do that so much anymore, but yeah, no, it was fun.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing he's a Verizon employee with brass knuckles. You
Speaker 1: don't want the most expensive five git coverage? All right,
Speaker 1: keep a movie. You're looking at the phones too long? There, buddy,
Speaker 1: are we somewhere in the ballpark there, Matthew, Yeah, somewhere
Speaker 1: around that a pretty good idea of what you do.
Speaker 1: Let's send Brook out of the studio. All that happens,
Speaker 1: you know how the game's played. You got thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know when, you can say pass. But you have to
Speaker 1: beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready? Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Harry Houdini was born on this day,
Speaker 1: two or falls. He died at just twenty seven years old. True.
Speaker 1: What type of kitchen object is chip? In the movie
Speaker 1: Beauty and the Beast? Say again? Teacup? Where where's the
Speaker 1: famous monument stonehenge located? Scotland. What is the official name
Speaker 1: of a lie detector machine? What letters starts the fewest
Speaker 1: words in the English language? Hey, how many states start
Speaker 1: with a letter I? Or Okay? Got those answers in.
Speaker 1: Brook's gonna come back in the studio. And oh, interesting
Speaker 1: fact I'm seeing on my screener here maybe something that
Speaker 1: you have in common with Brooke. It says you have
Speaker 1: a eight year old girl. Oh yes, sir, just turned nine. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: can share some parenting tips back and forth real quick, Brook,
Speaker 1: What do you have for him? You know, when she
Speaker 1: arns thirty, I'll let you know if any of my
Speaker 1: tips worked. I don't feel like I'm at liberty to
Speaker 1: give parenting tips. Okay, when you're in the midst of it,
Speaker 1: you know, well, call back in twenty two years and
Speaker 1: she'll be able to give you a tip. Do you
Speaker 1: have any tips you want to give to Brook? Matthew,
Speaker 1: I got pretty lucky. My kid's pretty good, So I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for those teenage years. Yeah, it's like you both
Speaker 1: just letting your kids raise themselves. Yeah, do what they want,
Speaker 1: you know, really, they're born the way they are. Just
Speaker 1: try to guide them. Yeah, hands off parenting. Love it Brooks,
Speaker 1: your turn, You're ready? Yeah, your time starts now. Harry
Speaker 1: Houdini was born on this day. True or false? He
Speaker 1: died at just twenty seven years old. True. What type
Speaker 1: of kitchen object is Chip in the movie Beauty and
Speaker 1: the Beasts, He's a teacup. Where is the famous monument
Speaker 1: Stonehenge located in England? What is the official name of
Speaker 1: a lie detector machine? Pass? What letter shot? I know?
Speaker 1: What letter starts the fewest words in the English language Q? Nope,
Speaker 1: nope X? How many states start with the letter I? Two? Three, three?
Speaker 1: Brook has changed your answer on pretty much every question. Idaho, Iowa.
Speaker 1: We're not doing this anymore. We're going over to the
Speaker 1: scoreboard to sea with Jose. I've traveled all across the
Speaker 1: fabric of space time anyway. Matthew, you got two correct today?
Speaker 1: All right, I'll think it. Yeah, it's not a bad score.
Speaker 1: Ann Brook, Yeah, you you got three. Nice try there, Matthew.
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers here real quick. Harry Houdini
Speaker 1: was born on this day. Did he die at twenty
Speaker 1: seven years old? No, that's false. He lived into his
Speaker 1: fifties before he passed the type of kitchen object that's
Speaker 1: chip in the movie Beauty and the Beast. He's a
Speaker 1: little tea cup a little chip around his rim. The
Speaker 1: famous monument Stoneheng's located in England. The official name of
Speaker 1: a lie detector machine is a polygraph polygraph. Fewest words
Speaker 1: in the English language start with the letter X, and
Speaker 1: the eventually four states that start with the letter I. Iowa, Illinois, Indiana,
Speaker 1: and Idaho. I'll tell you being from Idaho. Everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've never written to Iowa. I'm like, no, wrong time time,
Speaker 1: my man. They're all basically the same, though, Matthew. Fortunately,
Speaker 1: we can't give you any money here, but just for playing,
Speaker 1: you do win a four pack of Adam tickets to
Speaker 1: John Wick Chapter four, Win or Lose. It's his way Out.
Speaker 1: John Wick Chapter four only in theaters and Imax starting
Speaker 1: March twenty fourth. You can take your eight year old
Speaker 1: girl to watch John Wick. Hey, I know that I
Speaker 1: would probably do that parenting style. She does what she
Speaker 1: wants and she turns out great, Okay, and then you
Speaker 1: just deal with the nightmares later. Yeah, you enjoy that, Matthew.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do We'll do all right. Everybody, Thanks
Speaker 1: for calling, and make sure you call back and try again.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow. Brooking
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning