Speaker 1: You've done it. You were getting the fold Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey experience right now with our podcast. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know you want more. Okay, I'm just telling you TikTok
Speaker 1: YouTube all the socials at Brooke and Jeffrey and let's
Speaker 1: start the show right now. Today is a special day
Speaker 1: that I'm sure none of you are aware of. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm reading what is it your Birthday? And we forgot
Speaker 1: before what it is. I'm just gonna go round the
Speaker 1: room and see if you guys can guess, alexis what's
Speaker 1: special about today. It's got to be someone's birthday. We
Speaker 1: go National Wine Day, that would be nice, but no, Jose,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with national follow Jose on Twitch Day.
Speaker 1: Everything has to be a shameless club. Actually, yeah, something
Speaker 1: else Today special for everybody on the show because we
Speaker 1: just hit a new record and I'm not sure it's
Speaker 1: a good one. This will be our two thousand, five
Speaker 1: hundredth shock collar question we've ever done. God and I
Speaker 1: have the numbers here in terms of who's been shocked
Speaker 1: the most. Oh my god, we've been keeping track. We're
Speaker 1: gonna start on the low end last place, as alexis,
Speaker 1: that makes sense definitely, so she's only been shocked ninety
Speaker 1: two times on the show. Okay, Next is myself because
Speaker 1: I used to ask the questions back in the day,
Speaker 1: and now I've been shocked two hundred and forty seven times.
Speaker 1: So it's down to the gruesome too eye, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Coming in second place is our own Jose Balagna, who's
Speaker 1: been shocked with a dog shot collar jolts going through
Speaker 1: his neck, which I'm sure is great for his memory
Speaker 1: eight hundred and eighty nine times on this show. And
Speaker 1: you know what, this isn't fair because you're not counting
Speaker 1: the times that I play with shot collars outside of work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't count those ones. I don't even want to know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I might as well be doing some other
Speaker 1: fun substance instead of this to lose brain cell, I
Speaker 1: mean already, roughly you have to have worth leaves us
Speaker 1: with the Queen of the Collar, none other than the
Speaker 1: slippery chicken Chaser herself taking one thousand, one hundred and
Speaker 1: seven electric kisses to the flow. Everybody wants a speech
Speaker 1: right now, Let's get some music. Floor? Is yours? What
Speaker 1: need to say about this momentous achievement in your life?
Speaker 1: How I just I never thought i'd be here, and
Speaker 1: I definitely couldn't have done it without you idiots. I
Speaker 1: really couldn't eat. Yeah, you got all the questions wrong
Speaker 1: on your own. I did, and the reason is because
Speaker 1: I keep getting dumber the longer I'm on the show. Yes,
Speaker 1: so longevity does not actually equal wisdom always kids, Well,
Speaker 1: so thank you, yeah, thank you. Let's get her another one.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to celebrate two thousand, five hundred more
Speaker 1: shots with you going forward for the next twenty years.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel defeated? I'm saying you're never gonna
Speaker 1: forget where you were when you heard the two thousand,
Speaker 1: five hundred shot collar question of the day. Just remember
Speaker 1: this moment in your life as we send it over
Speaker 1: to digital Jake cap or no cap. It's a trivia
Speaker 1: game that's captured the hearts and minds of an entire nation.
Speaker 1: Yeah really, not this nation, Yeah somewhere probably probably. Just
Speaker 1: think there may be a whole country of people with
Speaker 1: a very low average iQue and no freedoms of human
Speaker 1: rights whatsoever, who absolutely loved you. Guys should be proud
Speaker 1: of that. Should we do something to helpful? This is
Speaker 1: their resistance. Look We're doing it to honor that purely
Speaker 1: hypothetical place where you're all loved and respected. We're going
Speaker 1: to play another edition of Cap or No Cap that's
Speaker 1: stung worse than Brooke speech. We're starting with Jeff down Day. Jeff.
Speaker 1: Apple has a smoking band on their computers, so if
Speaker 1: you smoke while using one, your warranty is void. Always,
Speaker 1: of course you should. You have all the Apple products,
Speaker 1: but no smoking, which is good. Yeah, I'm glad for
Speaker 1: that combination. Smoker makes sense. Why they would it's such
Speaker 1: a specific fact if you're indoors smoking. Like the film
Speaker 1: that collects is so disgusting, It is so gross. I
Speaker 1: think this would be on TikTok though, like people doing
Speaker 1: it show it especially. Yeah. Well yeah, when you think
Speaker 1: back to who the cool kids are, it's always the
Speaker 1: Apple is the cool brand. Yeah, and Microsoft offt is
Speaker 1: the uptight, you know, nerdy brand. So I feel like
Speaker 1: the cool kids would be smoking where cloud comes from?
Speaker 1: I agree? Slow, Oh they vape? Sorry, so their Apple products.
Speaker 1: I think that's cap. Jeffrey said cap, and that's no cap.
Speaker 1: Come on. Also, if you spill a whole diet coke
Speaker 1: on your keyboard, your warranties also avoided personally. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you don't tell him you did that. No, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was just they opened it up. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's aw that doing, Alexis? Because the sun in Hawaii
Speaker 1: is so consistent, it only takes two to three weeks
Speaker 1: to grow a pineapple cap or no cap. That's really fast.
Speaker 1: I miss real fast. But there's never been a pineapple shortage?
Speaker 1: Has there? I don't know, Give us two days, we'll
Speaker 1: be right back. Is that the only place they grow? No,
Speaker 1: they grow all over the equator, I mean like around
Speaker 1: that later be equal. If they're not everywhere, I feel
Speaker 1: like they have to grow fast to keep up. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that's no cap. Jake. Alexis says, no cap,
Speaker 1: that's cap. It actually takes two to three years. That sucks.
Speaker 1: Jeff and Alexis both got it wrong. It's over to Brook,
Speaker 1: all right. Brook researchers actually found that rats laugh when
Speaker 1: they are tickled. Cap or no cape. Like a rat
Speaker 1: wouldn't have a cute giggle, it would have like an
Speaker 1: evil laugh and a mustache. Somehow, I'm gonna say that
Speaker 1: that's no cap. Brook said, no cap, that's no cap.
Speaker 1: Scientists be able to get rats to laugh when tickling them,
Speaker 1: and then rats even chase them after in a playful
Speaker 1: man or sometimes cute Finally, let's go over to Jose.
Speaker 1: Banana peals are technically not fully biodegradable cap or no cap.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, Well, I would think the sticker on him, Jake. Not.
Speaker 1: Actually those are because I accidentally ate one once and
Speaker 1: not not and you google it and they're actually edible
Speaker 1: because they you know, idis got it. But you literally
Speaker 1: can watch a banana like degrade in front of your
Speaker 1: eyes within weeks. I think this is cap, Jake, you're
Speaker 1: capping right now, Jose said cap. That's cap. It takes
Speaker 1: a while two years from to fully decompose, but they
Speaker 1: bruise it. That's why you should not throw them out
Speaker 1: your car window. They will be there for two years.
Speaker 1: What you're playing brook, Jose, You guys get to choose
Speaker 1: and get shock today. Oh. I think Alexis needs it.
Speaker 1: She needs to up her shock numbers, you know. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and she needs she needs to catch up here, Jeff,
Speaker 1: the number, she's got years to catch up on her.
Speaker 1: At the two thousand and five hundredth shot, collar will
Speaker 1: go to alexis fuller, and you'll be singing Industry Baby
Speaker 1: by Little noss X while you do it. I told
Speaker 1: you long ago on the road, I got what they're
Speaker 1: waiting for. Give me a chance. I remember why we
Speaker 1: don't give it. That's your two thousand, five hundred shot
Speaker 1: collar question of the day. The phone tap is coming
Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes, Broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning, when you want to secretly eavesdrop on someone
Speaker 1: else's conversation, the saying is, oh, if I could just
Speaker 1: be a fly on the wall, Yeah, which is kind
Speaker 1: of cool, But then again, we're still a fly and
Speaker 1: they're grows. Yeah, I got this weird hairy body with
Speaker 1: like eight giant bulging eyes. Suddenly you're constantly attracted to
Speaker 1: rotten garbage and poop. Yaw up on it, break it up,
Speaker 1: and then I can I stop landing on it over
Speaker 1: and over. I mean, there's gotta be a better way. Well,
Speaker 1: one guy on the phone figured out how to actually
Speaker 1: be in the room at his twenty year high school
Speaker 1: reunion while remaining completely invisible to all his former classmates.
Speaker 1: Harry Potter is none of that. You're gonna hear how
Speaker 1: he pulled that feed off when he shares in a
Speaker 1: brand new mass speaker at seven teens confession, I can't
Speaker 1: take back girl, farm speaker. We got a text of
Speaker 1: seventy five nine two that says restaurant owner here, we
Speaker 1: one hundred percent made up all the calorie counts on
Speaker 1: the menu. No clue if they're even close, but hey,
Speaker 1: it works. That checks out. I don't like them for that.
Speaker 1: Somebody is just looking down at their gut right now saying,
Speaker 1: damn it. Yeah, I knew that deep fried chicken and
Speaker 1: French fried all had more than sixty calories everything no sugar.
Speaker 1: We have a guy who wants to confess about his
Speaker 1: bucket of tasty deep fried lies. He's chosen to go
Speaker 1: by Ron. That's his fake name. Ron. Welcome to the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. Are you hungry over there? That
Speaker 1: food talk already out of the gate. Yeah, I'm also
Speaker 1: questioning every like nutritional fact table I've ever watched. Now, well,
Speaker 1: we are hungry for some confessions today, Ron. So a
Speaker 1: voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever
Speaker 1: you're ready, let's hear yours. Well, it's been eating at
Speaker 1: me and I feel like it's time to come clean.
Speaker 1: I appreciate a man who stays on theme. Thank you,
Speaker 1: you bet so. I recently had my class reunion, which
Speaker 1: is twenty years coming up, which that alone is enough
Speaker 1: to lie about. How was high school for you? Is
Speaker 1: it something you look back on fondly or not so much?
Speaker 1: I was counting in the middle ground. I kind of
Speaker 1: fit in, you know, people kind of knew who I was,
Speaker 1: so you know, I'm mixing the crowd, which is fine, okay,
Speaker 1: But what I'm confessing is I fell into some pretty
Speaker 1: good success right out of high school. So I started
Speaker 1: my own business. Oh good job, buddy, Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Sometimes that's the best time to
Speaker 1: go back to your high school reunion to be like, look,
Speaker 1: what a big success I was. Yeah, you fly your helicopter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I figured if I show up and my head
Speaker 1: is swelling so big, you know, I'd be hard to
Speaker 1: fit in the door, so I gotta go easy. Yeah good,
Speaker 1: you were right right. Well. Yeah, so after that, I've
Speaker 1: had my first company and went very well, and then
Speaker 1: I sold that company, and when I did, it made
Speaker 1: a lot of local news where I went to high school. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sure enough, a lot of my old classmates starts
Speaker 1: shiming and saying, hey about this business thing. Oh like
Speaker 1: people wanting to get in on your bandwagon, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit kind of more the idea of like, hey,
Speaker 1: I need a new set of tires. Is there any
Speaker 1: way you can maybe, like, can I helped me out
Speaker 1: with that free stuff? I need a job. I'll lend
Speaker 1: you a pencil for that test back in eleventh grade.
Speaker 1: Why don't you use that pencil or righted check for you.
Speaker 1: So it's like opposite of Jeffrey's experience in high school
Speaker 1: where everyone's just rich so it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: well you're worried that if you go back to your
Speaker 1: your reunion then everyone's going to try and freeload off you.
Speaker 1: That was kind of my thing. I think it's just
Speaker 1: because I went through all of that already and it
Speaker 1: kind of have have to put up some kind of walls
Speaker 1: and things like that, but I still want to meet with,
Speaker 1: you know, people that I grew up with. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I decided, well, every year, you know, we have a
Speaker 1: different team of custodians who go in and tend to
Speaker 1: the lockers, tend to the floors, and all of that
Speaker 1: things that that what if I dress up as a
Speaker 1: custodian and just kind of nonchalantly implant myself into my
Speaker 1: reunion in the jam. So you're you're just now spot
Speaker 1: tell you this is cool. This is like that that
Speaker 1: show Undercover Billionaire or millionaire or whatever. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: good to creep to me a little bit, Like you
Speaker 1: don't even get to talk to people hang out, and
Speaker 1: don't you think someone will someone will recognize who you are?
Speaker 1: You went to school together? Well, yeah, I had to
Speaker 1: make sure that they wouldn't recognize me because I bought
Speaker 1: a wig. Oh, I bought some dairy thick glasses. Oh.
Speaker 1: It feels like an insult every time someone says, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you feel like it worked? I think for the
Speaker 1: most part it kind of did. But then I would
Speaker 1: kind of like realize that I am, like you said
Speaker 1: before me, I'm kind of creeping in and I'm like
Speaker 1: listening to people like eaves dropping. He's just loudly, Hey,
Speaker 1: what did you guys think of that? Wrong guy? Why
Speaker 1: are you mopping in the middle of the reunion? Weird? Like,
Speaker 1: why am I drinking from the punch bowl? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: did you feeling like I feel like you'd leave, Like
Speaker 1: what was the point. When I first got there, I
Speaker 1: felt like, all right, I'm doing it. I'm getting away
Speaker 1: with it right, and little adrenaline as soon as I
Speaker 1: went in, just like, ah, this is what am I doing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's committed. At that point I did kind of toss
Speaker 1: it out there. There's an old classmate of mine. It was,
Speaker 1: you know, they're just kind of mingling. I say, well,
Speaker 1: you know I started here probably I'm guessing maybe right
Speaker 1: around you guys were about to graduate. I remember this
Speaker 1: one guy ron. Oh. Yeah, he was such a smart,
Speaker 1: handsome boy. Whatever happened to him? What a very good guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I kind of played it off like what happened
Speaker 1: to that guy? And it was interesting to hear kind
Speaker 1: of the group. I wouldn't say it wasn't bad, which
Speaker 1: is great, but it was the idea of like like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think he sold like some businesses, thank you, made
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of money. I'm not sure what he's doing.
Speaker 1: The one guy checked in. It was almost like that
Speaker 1: game of telephone back in the day, how you tell
Speaker 1: somebody one thing or whatever it is twisted right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: guys like I think he has a private island somewhere like, Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: he is Jeff Bezos today A seven entire give it
Speaker 1: to that great. That's a big undertaking. Do you feel
Speaker 1: like overall you you got what you wanted out of
Speaker 1: the night. I think I did just for the I
Speaker 1: guess to remain anonymous. But I shouldn't have gone and
Speaker 1: just said hi to my old friends. You know, I haven't.
Speaker 1: I think it went a little too much. So that's
Speaker 1: why I feel like I had to come clean. I
Speaker 1: feel like if I tried to do this, people would
Speaker 1: just be like, oh, jose we knew you'd be a janitor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: radio show wasn't gonna laugh. I probably wouldn't share your
Speaker 1: undercover story with your friends. So you know it's gonna
Speaker 1: make the thirtieth super awkward. Yeah. That being said, we
Speaker 1: have been looking to renovate our studios here and we're
Speaker 1: looking for about fifty grands. So well, I still have
Speaker 1: a custonian thing. I'll clean it right up for you
Speaker 1: guys too, But text into seven eight, five to nine
Speaker 1: too if you have a confession that you've been holding
Speaker 1: on too. You want to get it off your chest. Well,
Speaker 1: hydro identity mask your voice and make you the next
Speaker 1: mass speaker. Foot taps coming up next, Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Today we call a restaurant employee who
Speaker 1: was put in charge while the manager is out. Oh
Speaker 1: I love these ones, and he's about to receive the
Speaker 1: most awkward phone call he's ever gonna get in his
Speaker 1: entire life. Because it took us a while to brainstorm
Speaker 1: thinking what would be the most cringe worthy thing that
Speaker 1: you could say to someone where they still have to
Speaker 1: stay on the phone with you. And I think we
Speaker 1: finally figured it out. You have to hear it in
Speaker 1: your phone. Tap right now on the twenty just find
Speaker 1: dining mister Jared. Hey there, Jaren, Are you the manager? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not the manager, but I'm in charge right now.
Speaker 1: What can I halp you with? Oh? Okay, well this
Speaker 1: is pretty exciting times for my family, so I was
Speaker 1: hoping you can help me out here. Oh okay, are
Speaker 1: you looking for a reservation? Well, I already have one
Speaker 1: for tomorrow night at six o'clock. It should be under
Speaker 1: the last name flam Dancing the Mucus Party of eight reservation.
Speaker 1: That's right, Uh, yes, yeah, I confirmed that Party of
Speaker 1: Fleming for eight at six o'clock. Wonderful. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: do need to add something to your notes if dance
Speaker 1: possible for the flam party, absolutely sorry, excuse man, something
Speaker 1: in my throat there. Hello? Yeah, hello, you you have
Speaker 1: something to add to the reservation. Oh yeah, right, it's
Speaker 1: especial occasion. My sister is pregnant for the first time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and yeah, thank you. She's going to announce it to
Speaker 1: the whole family at the restaurant. That's exciting. Has a
Speaker 1: big surprise. So don't ruin it, Jared, No, I won't.
Speaker 1: I know where you work, pal. You don't want to
Speaker 1: slam all over you. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: do you need uh, do you need have to add
Speaker 1: any kind of special dessert or anything with the meal? Well,
Speaker 1: whenever you guys wanted, you just it just has to
Speaker 1: be a big deal. Okay. I can't believe I'm going
Speaker 1: to be a father, only can excuse me? Yeah? I said,
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want with the dessert and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's going to be great. Yeah, we'll definitely make sure
Speaker 1: we take care of something for you. You said your
Speaker 1: sister right, she's pregnant. Yes, yeah, best news ever. If
Speaker 1: people are gonna flip out when they learn my mom
Speaker 1: might even have a conniption fit. Right, So I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I thought I thought I heard something about you being
Speaker 1: a father. Yeah that's right. So um yeah, let's talk
Speaker 1: about appetizers. Do you have mazza realistics? There's yeah, we
Speaker 1: have we have my thro right, I'm sorry, now just
Speaker 1: give me a minute. Here are you okay? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you got some flam in your throat. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: that's what happens with the flame. The flame fail. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to wrap my head around this. This is
Speaker 1: this is different. We haven't had a brother, and you know,
Speaker 1: I know what we should do for a dessert. We
Speaker 1: should have, um, eight cupcakes? Eight okay? Yeah? And four
Speaker 1: say bro? And for say six and four say four?
Speaker 1: Say what? Yes? S? I s bro and Sis? Right?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh would you rather just putting it
Speaker 1: on one big cake? Bro and Sis? I don't even
Speaker 1: know what to say. When we can write and frosting
Speaker 1: expecting the unexpected, you could definitely okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: I got a little flum Oh yeah, that happens very
Speaker 1: very unexpected. Yeah that was my That's what I said. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: just make sure. You want to make sure you put
Speaker 1: down surprise, big bold letters because my mom and dad
Speaker 1: don't know anything about this yet. Well, they're gonna be
Speaker 1: so surprised. Oh, I know it's great. And my grandma
Speaker 1: Sureley could have a heart attack, should be so happy.
Speaker 1: Do you really think so? Yes, he's been wanting my
Speaker 1: sister to get pregnant for years and you took care
Speaker 1: of that. Let's te did it? I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what you mean, and I'm sorry that I
Speaker 1: asked the question. Sorry, I'm just overjoined. Then, Um, actually
Speaker 1: I can I add two more people to the reservation? Please?
Speaker 1: Could you put Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey they're not brothers sister, but they are
Speaker 1: the ones behind this phone cap. Whoa wait a minute, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a prank phone call. It's not meal dude name.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, but I'm very weird. Now that was the goal,
Speaker 1: Your brother Hunter set you up for a prank. My
Speaker 1: name is jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't worry, man, the Flem family isn't coming to do
Speaker 1: a baby announcement today. We're really tightened yet wake up
Speaker 1: every morning with the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: It happens in movies and reality TV shows all the time.
Speaker 1: What people meddling in the dating lives of their other friends. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was in real life all the time. Is it
Speaker 1: okay to do that? Because if it is, then Brooke,
Speaker 1: after this is over, Alexis says she has some thought
Speaker 1: on your current situationship with the guy that you live
Speaker 1: with them. It's a yeah, but Brooks life aside. We
Speaker 1: are about to do some love life meddling today because
Speaker 1: one of our listeners swears she has a really, really
Speaker 1: good reason. She needs to stop her close friend from
Speaker 1: going out on a blind date, and she wants our
Speaker 1: help to block it. Oh, I don't know. I know
Speaker 1: you're skeptical, but you might be on her side when
Speaker 1: you hear why in a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,
Speaker 1: it's awkward, It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. As
Speaker 1: an adult going out with high schoolers, bad idea, It's
Speaker 1: terrible idea, That's what I said. Bad idea. What about
Speaker 1: going out with people you knew from back when you
Speaker 1: were in high school. That, okay, is totally different. Well,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Carrie, says, absolutely not. What terrible,
Speaker 1: horrible idea to date year old high school classmating. Apparently
Speaker 1: that's why she needs our help today. Carrie, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. Hi. Thanks, sounds like high school drama is
Speaker 1: still following you right into adulthood. Huh yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1: And let me just let me just specify. I'm not
Speaker 1: opposed to other people dating people that they knew in
Speaker 1: high school, but not my friend Justin. Oh, just Justin.
Speaker 1: So it's not even other people from your high school,
Speaker 1: it's just Justin. This is a special case. What's going
Speaker 1: on with Justin? Okay? So just and our friends we've
Speaker 1: been friends, like you said, since high school. We're now
Speaker 1: in our late twenties, okay. And the other day he
Speaker 1: told me, Hey, I'm going on a date. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: You can't even imagine who I'm going to date with.
Speaker 1: And it turned out to be this girl we knew
Speaker 1: in high school, Catalina. I don't what's with Catalina? Well,
Speaker 1: she was the awkward girl. She was like kind of
Speaker 1: like science s geeky, a little still bullying the awkward
Speaker 1: girl in high school? Are over? Oh no no, no,
Speaker 1: Like she knew she was awkward. She was like the
Speaker 1: awkward smart science you girl. Listen, I was a little awkward.
Speaker 1: It's just I was able to play it off better
Speaker 1: than she was. Ye Brookie must have had somebody at
Speaker 1: your school who was like bad at handling their meth
Speaker 1: and that was the awkward Yes, why are you better
Speaker 1: at chemistry? That was our chemistry class. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 1: bad news that your friend might be going out with
Speaker 1: your awkward kid from high school. Well, I'm going to
Speaker 1: give you a little more backstard before I tell you
Speaker 1: why that's bad. Okay, he got hooked up through another
Speaker 1: friend of ours from high school who was Canne. Did
Speaker 1: she had a crush on him from high school? Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So they like got each other's phone numbers.
Speaker 1: We're talking. He still has no clue what she looks like.
Speaker 1: No one could find her on social media. I was curious,
Speaker 1: and I discovered that her parents got divorced and she
Speaker 1: took her mom's maiden name. So I found her on
Speaker 1: social media under her maiden name. Okay, so why are
Speaker 1: you doing all this work? He's just going out on
Speaker 1: a date because she's gorgeous. I mean, she's like Scarlet
Speaker 1: Johansson Burton met. Yeah, generally that is great for her.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for her, But here's the same guys. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't want him to know, but I'm I kind
Speaker 1: of have a thing for Justin. It we've known each
Speaker 1: other for so long. It just a few years ago
Speaker 1: started and I'm not ready for him to know. I
Speaker 1: need more time. But if he gets put in front
Speaker 1: of this girl, I have no chance. This is why
Speaker 1: it was good being nerdier awkward in high school, because
Speaker 1: she actually has probably a cool personality. Oh, you're not helping, Jose.
Speaker 1: I mean you sounded petty, and I get why you're jealous.
Speaker 1: You admit it, that all makes sense. No, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just I don't think I could compete. Okay, you don't
Speaker 1: want Justin going out with the now pretty girl? Or
Speaker 1: is Justin the type of guy that's into pretty women?
Speaker 1: Or is there any guy that's not into pretty women? Yeah? Sorry, please,
Speaker 1: I'd prefer an ugly, stupid waft. So wait, what do
Speaker 1: you want to do though? Do you just finally want
Speaker 1: to tell him how you feel before he goes out?
Speaker 1: With her. No, I'm not ready for that. I need
Speaker 1: more time. But I just need to figure out how
Speaker 1: to convince him not to go out with her. Oh,
Speaker 1: you could just stay in this like nothing, but I
Speaker 1: have a crush. I mean this is tricky, Like Alexis,
Speaker 1: what do you think about this situation and trying to
Speaker 1: stop your friend from going out with somebody hotter. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's the nicest thing to do, but
Speaker 1: I would do it probably myself too. Yeah, why didn't
Speaker 1: you just tell the guy that ye like him? Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: you're you're in your late twenties at this point, you
Speaker 1: gotta shoot your shot. How many decades have you been waiting?
Speaker 1: Maybe she's waiting until he gets married and then divorced
Speaker 1: so that his confidence is so low he'll settle for anything.
Speaker 1: That could be a good strategy. Oh yeah, what if
Speaker 1: he likes you too, and you guys are both just
Speaker 1: living in this world of not telling each other. Well,
Speaker 1: I haven't. I mean that's kind of why I feel
Speaker 1: like I need a little more time, Like I haven't
Speaker 1: really tried to look for the signals and stuff, Like
Speaker 1: I'm like lighting the fire. Now you realize, Oh, he's
Speaker 1: not going to be single for him fully like him
Speaker 1: until he found somebody hotter and smarter. Yeah yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: let me say like he seated other girls, and this
Speaker 1: is gonna make me sound really superficial, but they didn't
Speaker 1: feel like competition to me, and so I don't that
Speaker 1: I really realized it until like a woman came along
Speaker 1: that would totally blow me out of the water. Now
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have a chance. Okay, now the gloves are
Speaker 1: coming off. What do you want our help doing then? Like,
Speaker 1: are we calling Justin and telling him not to go
Speaker 1: out with her? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, this is convincing Justin
Speaker 1: not to go out with her without okay, telling him
Speaker 1: that you like him exactly. Okay, that's all our job
Speaker 1: to come up with a way to convince Justin to
Speaker 1: cancel his date with the now gorgeous looking Catalina without
Speaker 1: letting her know that she's gorgeous. Okay, listen, you don't
Speaker 1: have to keep rubbing in how gorgeous she is. I
Speaker 1: get that, I obviously know what I've seen her. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think you can be named Catalina without being
Speaker 1: absolutely dropped pretty. She's not gorgeous, She's just stunning and
Speaker 1: we're going to convince Justin to not go out with her.
Speaker 1: We'll give us a little bit of advice and let
Speaker 1: you make your awkward Tuesday phone call right after those
Speaker 1: It's awkward, It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. If
Speaker 1: you're just joining us for this awkward Tuesday phone call,
Speaker 1: it's a story that really speaks to my soul. The
Speaker 1: awkward kid in high school who was maybe a little shy,
Speaker 1: didn't school plays and chess club, and during field trips
Speaker 1: he would crawl underneath the seats on the bus and
Speaker 1: then pop up from below and say guess who. They
Speaker 1: were completely undatable back then high school, but a few
Speaker 1: years ago by and now they've matured mentally and physically.
Speaker 1: I feel like you still do that bust thing, and
Speaker 1: that ugly duckling has grown into an undeniable, bubbling cauldron
Speaker 1: of raw desire. Oh it's undeniable, Listener, Carrie, She's not
Speaker 1: that person. She's actually kind threatened by that person. That's
Speaker 1: why she wants our help to stop her friend Justin
Speaker 1: from going out with the awkward girl from high school
Speaker 1: who's now blossomed into the female me. Why, Jeff, Because
Speaker 1: I mean secretly she does have some feelings for Justin,
Speaker 1: but isn't ready to tell him that. Carrie, your goal
Speaker 1: is to convince him to not go out with her, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly all right? But how are we going to do that?
Speaker 1: I think Jose has an idea for you. Yeah, So look,
Speaker 1: we kind of want him to just naturally not like
Speaker 1: her anymore and pass up on the date. We have
Speaker 1: to do the old fashioned high school trick. Start a
Speaker 1: rumor about her, because what's that I heard she made
Speaker 1: out with her brother and it wasn't even that long ago.
Speaker 1: That's what brother's review of the kiss was not good?
Speaker 1: Worried Um. I mean, I think it would be effective,
Speaker 1: but that's a me that's gross. We're gonna have to
Speaker 1: play a little bit. Want what do you think? Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's about putting the hot girl down.
Speaker 1: I think it's about building him up. He doesn't even
Speaker 1: know this girl's hot. All you need to say is, listen,
Speaker 1: you are so hot, You're so beyond blind dates, like,
Speaker 1: you're so above that. Then you tell him I have
Speaker 1: the most gorgeous friend ever that I have to set
Speaker 1: you up with. She's funny, she's everything. You've ever been
Speaker 1: looking for like that, I can't tell you who it is.
Speaker 1: It's want oh god mark competition, and then you drop
Speaker 1: it on him later when you're ready that the mysterious
Speaker 1: perfect woman is you? Oh wow? Like what if I
Speaker 1: like meet him at a restaurant, I'm the one that
Speaker 1: walks in. Then I have to deal with to the
Speaker 1: potential rejection of him being like, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: All guy friends want to sleep with their girlfriends. There's
Speaker 1: Brooks advice, just sleep around. Let's just give him a
Speaker 1: call and we're gonna let you make your awkward Tuesday
Speaker 1: phone call and try and convince him not to go
Speaker 1: out on his date. We're here, We're here for you,
Speaker 1: all right, We're down the number right now? Okay, good luck? Hello? Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going, Hey, Carabart? What's going on? Not much?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm just killing some time before
Speaker 1: I have to go to work? What's up? Oh? You know?
Speaker 1: I just want to chat? Say hey, um, oh, did
Speaker 1: Billy get a hold of you? Yeah? Um, I assume
Speaker 1: you're talking about the blind date that I mentioned the
Speaker 1: other day. No, no, no no, I just meant about hanging
Speaker 1: out next weekend. Oh yeah, we're gonna now that you
Speaker 1: mention it, are you are you still doing that? You're
Speaker 1: still going to hang out? Like so, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: very I'm very curious. I mean he mentioned that Catalina's
Speaker 1: um doing all kinds of new things right now, and
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just figured, what the hell? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Um, you know this is kind of weird.
Speaker 1: But it kind of heard something really random recently about her,
Speaker 1: like a rumor, a rumor, what are you doing about? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: so I heard that she was at a party like
Speaker 1: a month ago and I made out with her brother.
Speaker 1: What where did you hear this? Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: just randomly randomly what? Yeah, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: But like, blind needs are really weird, aren't they? Like
Speaker 1: are you sure you really want to a blind date?
Speaker 1: I mean, you're so cool and like you're good looking,
Speaker 1: and do you really want to like go through the
Speaker 1: awkwardness of a blind date? Eat and all that? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's just a blind date. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to marry the girl. Just figured meet up for a
Speaker 1: cup of coffee then just talk, you know, you know
Speaker 1: what how about this? Like I have a friend she's awesome,
Speaker 1: she's great, she's super hot. Um, what have I set
Speaker 1: you up with her? And set you? Um, you want
Speaker 1: to set me up on a blind date. No, it's
Speaker 1: not a blind date because I've seen her and I
Speaker 1: know her well. But like Kelly, even no one has
Speaker 1: seen her. None of us have like talked to her
Speaker 1: in a long time. I mean, I guess you guys
Speaker 1: have been texting. That's something, but like you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. This might be better. Um, well tell me
Speaker 1: about this friend of yours. Um, I mean she's great,
Speaker 1: you know, like you would. I think you'd really like her.
Speaker 1: She's you would totally get along. I know you guys
Speaker 1: have a lot in common. And I know one hundred
Speaker 1: percent that she does not make out with her brother
Speaker 1: at party. Okay, I firmly hope not. Um, we're laughing
Speaker 1: too hard. Hey, Justin, Hey, Justin, what are you at
Speaker 1: a party or something? What's all that? I think we're
Speaker 1: kind of a party. We're we're a morning radio show.
Speaker 1: Justin called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Why did
Speaker 1: you go with Jose's advice? I thought that was solid, though.
Speaker 1: I am so lost right now. What the hell you're
Speaker 1: on the radio right now, man, Okay, we're doing a
Speaker 1: segment called an Awkward Tuesday phone Call. Carrie reached out
Speaker 1: wanting a little bit of help to talk to you
Speaker 1: about your upcoming blind date with this girl. We're not
Speaker 1: so sure it's a good idea for you to go
Speaker 1: out with her. Just looking out for you because of
Speaker 1: the brothers thing. I mean, that's just one of many,
Speaker 1: many reasons, because car can Carrie does have someone really
Speaker 1: cool that she wants to set you up with. Harry,
Speaker 1: what exactly is going on here? This is it is
Speaker 1: a little weird. Oh okay, listen, justin I I haven't
Speaker 1: been super honest with you. I have not been the
Speaker 1: best friend in the sense that, um, I discovered Catalina's
Speaker 1: social media and you found her social media. What does
Speaker 1: she look like? That sound is probably all you need
Speaker 1: to know. I hear she looks like Oscar the ground,
Speaker 1: like a Muet whatever. Who cares what she looks like.
Speaker 1: You're not the type of guy that bases a relationship
Speaker 1: on looks, are you? Just like I said, at the
Speaker 1: very least, we would just get a cup of coffee
Speaker 1: and catch up a little bit. It doesn't mean we
Speaker 1: go on the second date or anything. Yeah, it starts
Speaker 1: with coffee drinking. Next thing, you know, brothers are kissing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like any of this is helping you guys.
Speaker 1: Did you need to do the thing? I mean? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think this has become too much of an awkward
Speaker 1: quagmire for me not to say the thing that I
Speaker 1: have been trying to not say, saying what thing? What?
Speaker 1: I still don't know what the hell is going on here? Um,
Speaker 1: we have such a good connection, and I just kind
Speaker 1: of wondering if, like, maybe there's a mutual attraction beyond
Speaker 1: friendship between us. M what do you think? So you
Speaker 1: drag me through a whole radio show to finally spill
Speaker 1: the beams here Cara Beer. Maybe she was nervous. Obviously
Speaker 1: I realized now this is not the right way to
Speaker 1: do it. I just I just saw it like maybe
Speaker 1: we needed some more organic time to let it evolve.
Speaker 1: But then I saw Catalina, and I would have no
Speaker 1: chance if you met her. That is not true, justin
Speaker 1: don't you think that Carrie is amazing? Could you see
Speaker 1: something more between you two? Have you ever picked I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been friends with her for the last decade
Speaker 1: if I didn't think she was amazing you. We've talked
Speaker 1: about this. You always you know, undersell yourself, see and
Speaker 1: to be perfectly honest, Yeah, I think you kind of
Speaker 1: went about this the wrong way. Is so finally getting
Speaker 1: this out in the open. But hey, might make a
Speaker 1: great story for our first date. So justin you're into
Speaker 1: the idea of maybe going out with carry here, not
Speaker 1: a friend date, like a romantic date. I wouldn't mind
Speaker 1: one bit. Yeah, it sounds justin like you have liked
Speaker 1: her for a long time to be probably be honest,
Speaker 1: I have. Yeah, Oh my god, I was a friend
Speaker 1: that I was in the friend zone. But you know,
Speaker 1: I just kind of I just you know, like you said,
Speaker 1: we've been friends for a long time. I didn't know
Speaker 1: how you felt, so I didn't want to ruin a
Speaker 1: good thing. But we've yeah, kind of been idiots in
Speaker 1: all of our years here. I never thought brooks advice
Speaker 1: of just sleep with all of your friends what's the
Speaker 1: works would actually work. Good job out freaking Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Remember when you were a kid and your
Speaker 1: parents asked, Hey, you want to hear a story? Instantly
Speaker 1: you jump up like, yeah, my god, yes, please, storytime.
Speaker 1: I love you mommy, I love you mailman with his
Speaker 1: shirt off. But now that we're adults, that joyful curiosity
Speaker 1: is clearly gone, because every week I practically beg you
Speaker 1: guys to hear stories from the news, and I'll even
Speaker 1: tell you things like, oh, this half shark half man
Speaker 1: creature emerged from the ocean and married a British royal
Speaker 1: and discovered the cure for every disease. You want to
Speaker 1: hear about it, and you'll roll your eyes here boom
Speaker 1: boar never thought about bringing a shirtless mailman talking, Well,
Speaker 1: maybe I should throw one into these next batch of stories.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I'd like to request you channel your
Speaker 1: inner child wonderment when we do a brand new care
Speaker 1: don't care, and I read you true crazy stories that
Speaker 1: are happening in the actual world, only if you check
Speaker 1: me in as well. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do
Speaker 1: it if you listen. Coming up, it's brooken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Does anybody else think that cars should have
Speaker 1: two different horns, A mean one and a nice one.
Speaker 1: I love it, I love it. Let's do it. They
Speaker 1: should do that. I mean, you certainly have two choices
Speaker 1: on this segment. When I read you a catchy headline
Speaker 1: and you could say the mean thing or the nice thing,
Speaker 1: care or don't care? Aggressive. Let's get into your first headline.
Speaker 1: How do you celebrate seventy two years of marriage? Hint? Whoa,
Speaker 1: it's our pleasure car don't care, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't want it to go there. I wanted to go there.
Speaker 1: If you're doing seventy two years of marriage and still
Speaker 1: happen in care true care. You guys didn't get the hint,
Speaker 1: but it'll make sense here in a second. I think
Speaker 1: we all hope for a long and happy marriage for
Speaker 1: Brooke and her husband Michael yea. Although the Vegas oddsmakers
Speaker 1: are same different at this point, but I'll tell you this,
Speaker 1: they would have been wrong about Fred and Betty Abden,
Speaker 1: who live in western Pennsylvania, and they just celebrated seventy
Speaker 1: two years of marriage. When you're with each other for
Speaker 1: that long, of course, you have to go somewhere special
Speaker 1: when you're going to celebrate, for sure, and that's why
Speaker 1: they chose none other than the local Chick fil a
Speaker 1: Ohan And apparently the couple goes there every single Saturday,
Speaker 1: orders their favorite menu at the drive through and then
Speaker 1: finds a nice quiet parking spot to enjoy their meal together.
Speaker 1: They already do it every Saturday. Then they're just going
Speaker 1: to keep doing it for their anniversary. Get over it.
Speaker 1: Come on on, the seventy two year old mare. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have a lot of money left.
Speaker 1: They've been retired for fifty years. They do it every week.
Speaker 1: They have plenty of money. Okay, Well, for their seventy
Speaker 1: second anniversary, their sweet tradition did get an upgrade. Oh how,
Speaker 1: I can't believe the attitude. As special guests that day,
Speaker 1: Chick fil A treated the longtime lovebirds to a special lunch,
Speaker 1: complete with a limousine escort from the Senior Center to
Speaker 1: the restaurant. They were even entertained by a singing quartet
Speaker 1: while they were sitting in their car, and they received
Speaker 1: a complimentary meal which included Betty's favorite chocolate chunk cookies. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is sweet? Is okay? I mean? They were asked
Speaker 1: what's the secret to making their love last, and their answer,
Speaker 1: just like their weekly tradition, keep dating even when you're
Speaker 1: married for seventy years, do the things that kept you
Speaker 1: together let's go to your next headline. Bottle service girl
Speaker 1: goes viral and she is not happy. Twenty six year
Speaker 1: old woman named Kat Bush works as a bottle service
Speaker 1: girl at a high end establishment, and recently she blew
Speaker 1: up on TikTok because she does videos while she's on
Speaker 1: her shift, kind of like documenting the life and times
Speaker 1: of a bottle service girl, okay, and one that she
Speaker 1: posted recently got hundreds of thousands of views. It starts
Speaker 1: with Kat at the beginning saying zero dollar tip, no problem.
Speaker 1: She then walks up to the person that paid the
Speaker 1: tab and, in front of everyone at the table, asked
Speaker 1: the customer, high sir, I see you didn't leave a tip.
Speaker 1: Is there anything I could improve on with the service
Speaker 1: that you feel like you could share with me? Okay? Question.
Speaker 1: I think that that's a great way to handle it.
Speaker 1: I mean it's purely acting out in front of the
Speaker 1: customer and everybody at the table to embarrass I definitely
Speaker 1: think it's petty. She says. This has only happened to
Speaker 1: her a handful of times, and most customers will try
Speaker 1: and come up with an excuse for why they didn't
Speaker 1: leave a tip, until ultimately they just cave and give
Speaker 1: her one. Why is it happening so often to her?
Speaker 1: I may actually have a legit reason, probably because she's
Speaker 1: filming TikTok videos the entire time she's supposed to be serving.
Speaker 1: She goes worst case scenario, the customer will actually give
Speaker 1: you advice on how you could really improve yourselves. A
Speaker 1: lot of servers, though, commented on the video saying absolutely,
Speaker 1: do not do this. Do the opposite of what she's doing.
Speaker 1: The decision to tip is up to the customer. True,
Speaker 1: it's bad look to be going up to the customers
Speaker 1: and confronting them on their style. You karma get to
Speaker 1: them at that point. Doesn't happen fast? Yeah, let's go
Speaker 1: to your next headline. The worst driving test fail since
Speaker 1: Alexis went to the DMV and Jeff's never been to
Speaker 1: the DMV. That's not true. I do, he just doesn't
Speaker 1: carry I bringed it off the internet. There's a thirty
Speaker 1: six year old guy named Delvin Goof who lives in Brampton, Ohio. Man.
Speaker 1: He was highly stressed because he'd been practicing for months
Speaker 1: and this was his very first time taking his driver's test,
Speaker 1: So he took his car out did his test and
Speaker 1: when they came to a complete stop at the very end,
Speaker 1: the instructor gave him the bad news. He needed a
Speaker 1: score of seventy five and he ended up getting a
Speaker 1: second before. Ye sorry, According to the instructor. That news
Speaker 1: made Delvin irate. Oh so he got out of the
Speaker 1: vehicle and yelled at the entire driving instructor's staff, calling
Speaker 1: them horrific names. Well, and he even tossed in a
Speaker 1: couple of vulgar hand motions. Wow, man, that doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like the goofy. And then he got back into his
Speaker 1: car and attempted to speed through a pedestrian walkway, narrowly
Speaker 1: missing four people. Proceeded to do a number of burnouts
Speaker 1: in the driving school parking lot, actually pretty impress When
Speaker 1: police showed up, Delvin was doing a reverse doughnut with
Speaker 1: his finger out the window, so he got arrested and
Speaker 1: charged with dangerous driving and stunt driving. Meanwhile, his vehicle
Speaker 1: got impounded. But he can't parallel park. You know it's
Speaker 1: hard different, yea true. Interestingly enough, he's only been banned
Speaker 1: from the testing facility for thirty days. Oh, you can
Speaker 1: come back to Dakea's test again and try to pass
Speaker 1: now that's gonna be awkward. Yeah, hey, yea, so sorry
Speaker 1: about last time. Finally, just joke of the day. How
Speaker 1: many Emo kids does it take to screw in a
Speaker 1: light bulb? None? They all just sit in the dark
Speaker 1: and cry. Was broke and Jeffrey in the morning. Adam
Speaker 1: from Bonnie Lake is on the phone to take you
Speaker 1: on Brooke. He has two wins, two losses, and one
Speaker 1: tie against you all time. You've been on the show
Speaker 1: a lot. And when we asked Adam what was his
Speaker 1: strategy when he won twice, he said he just knew
Speaker 1: the questions. Yeah, how do you feel about the questions today? Adam?
Speaker 1: Do you think you know them? I'm fairly confident. Are
Speaker 1: you all right? And Adam, why do you keep coming back?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of just like to put
Speaker 1: you down a little bit. I guess I'm gonna say rude,
Speaker 1: but fine, but you're a man of my heart, Adam.
Speaker 1: We're gonna send Brook out of the studio. All that happens.
Speaker 1: You know the game works. You got thirty seconds to
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you can say pass. But you do have to beat Brooke.
Speaker 1: Outright to win. Aren't you ready? I'm sure? Good luck man.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Country superstar Reba McIntire celebrates her
Speaker 1: birthday today. Is she in her sixties? Seventies or eighties?
Speaker 1: We'll go seventies. What's the largest joint in the body? Pass?
Speaker 1: The rare and exotic liquor known as absinthe has? What
Speaker 1: distinct color green? What type of bear is on the
Speaker 1: Canadian two dollar coin? A brown bear? Which actress played
Speaker 1: the role of Rose in Titanic? Oh, Kate Winslet. What's
Speaker 1: frosty the snowman's nose made of carrot? He got her
Speaker 1: answers in we're going to bring Brook back in the
Speaker 1: studio and I see him my phone. Screener Adam that
Speaker 1: you apparently took a trip recently with the family to Disney. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. What was your favorite ride? What the
Speaker 1: toss up between Rise of the Resistance and the Guardians
Speaker 1: of Galaxy ride? That's the one? Is the Star Wars thing? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The Rise of the Resistance hands down for me. The
Speaker 1: Guardians of the Galaxy. I didn't know what I was
Speaker 1: getting myself into. Oh boy, I didn't realize it was
Speaker 1: being dropped down a twenty three floor elevator shots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but now that we know he went to Disney, that's
Speaker 1: the reason he's calling in constantly to win Brooks. But
Speaker 1: he's money her a family afford to skip that Rise
Speaker 1: of the Resistance. Adam wants us to add a zero
Speaker 1: to the end of one hundred dollars. A few ways.
Speaker 1: We'll see what we can do for you. But brook
Speaker 1: it's your turn. You're ready. Yeah, your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Country sup Star Reba McIntire celebrates a birthday today. Is
Speaker 1: she in her sixties, seventies or eighties seventies? What is
Speaker 1: the largest joint in the body? Hip the rare and
Speaker 1: exotic liquor known as absinthe has? What distinct color green?
Speaker 1: What type of bear is on the Canadian two dollar coin.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go grizzly. Which actress played the role of
Speaker 1: Rose in Titanic? Oh my god, um, oh my god?
Speaker 1: What's her name? Pass? What is Frosty the snowman's nose?
Speaker 1: Got our answers, and too late for that. We're going
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's try this again without Brooks screaming in anger with
Speaker 1: Jose comes up here and pulls his shorts down and
Speaker 1: defecated on our property. Okay, I didn't even interrupt myself. Adam,
Speaker 1: you got too correct today. Oh you didn't know all
Speaker 1: of you? Yeah, yeah, but you did. Okay and Brooks.
Speaker 1: Enough was it enough? It was congratulations. All time record
Speaker 1: goes the three two and one against bro Dang Adam
Speaker 1: as a bad day for me. They weren't coming to me.
Speaker 1: Let's get all the answers here. Country superstar Reba McIntyre
Speaker 1: has a birthday today. She's in her sixties, turning sixty
Speaker 1: seven today. Largest joint in the body is the knee.
Speaker 1: Joints are the one in my pocket. The joint big
Speaker 1: like kneecap on the end. I think I'm looking at
Speaker 1: that up. The rare and exotic liquor Absinthe is green.
Speaker 1: That's why it's known as the Green Fairy. The type
Speaker 1: of bear on the Canadian two dollar coin is a
Speaker 1: polar bear, because Canada has the most polar bears in
Speaker 1: the world. Rosen Titanic was played by actress Kate Winslet. God,
Speaker 1: it makes me so mad at myself. Frosty the snow
Speaker 1: Man has a button nose, you sang the song in
Speaker 1: your head, huh, and then you got it. So I
Speaker 1: didn't like today, but Adam did because not only does
Speaker 1: it get a hundred dollars just for playing, you also
Speaker 1: win a pair of tickets to see Louis Capaldi April
Speaker 1: twenty six at the Walmouth Theater. I've never been to
Speaker 1: the Walmoo Theater, but if it's anything like the Shammouth Theater,
Speaker 1: I would probably bring a ponto with you. All right, buddy,
Speaker 1: all right, but there's just an orgas swimming in the
Speaker 1: middle of the concert. Most of the letters are the same,
Speaker 1: so I'm assuming the experiences as well, very similar. All Right,
Speaker 1: you go. You report back to us, all right, Adam,
Speaker 1: I will do. I don't want to hear from you again, Adam,
Speaker 1: don't ever call in. All right, we'll hear from me soon,
Speaker 1: do Win Brooks box, same time tomorrow, brooking Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.