Speaker 1: You're listening to the podcast of Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: a Moan, And I also know what it's like to
Speaker 1: secretly listen to something that you'd be ashamed of. Just
Speaker 1: secret safe with me. I just don't laugh too loud.
Speaker 1: I'm getting trouble at work. Now here's a show. So
Speaker 1: I have a friend who recently came to me and said,
Speaker 1: the girl that he's recently started to date is planning
Speaker 1: to spend the night. Nay, you gotta wash the sheets.
Speaker 1: This is the time you should do that. Anyway, Jeff
Speaker 1: doesn't have friends that don't do that, so his response
Speaker 1: was could be the greatest night of my life. And
Speaker 1: his second response, which wasn't that surprising, was Jeff, teach
Speaker 1: me your moves. Oh wow, you know that I'm kind
Speaker 1: of the go to guy around the office for this
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. If somebody thinks action is a possibility,
Speaker 1: it's always like, Oh, Jeff, talk to me in the
Speaker 1: break room, Jeff, talk to me in the lobby. I
Speaker 1: need a few pointers from the oracle. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: they call me. So I thought, you know, today, to
Speaker 1: help out my friend and all of our listeners, I
Speaker 1: could share my go to move and don't worry if
Speaker 1: there's kids in the car right now, crank it up
Speaker 1: to learn this too, as Brooks says, teaching me young.
Speaker 1: So let's set the stage here. It's the end of
Speaker 1: the night, the drinks have been drunk. Yeah, you probably
Speaker 1: have one of my song of the weeks playing in
Speaker 1: the background to set the move. Maybe the bed bath
Speaker 1: and beyond one where I sensually saying about them going
Speaker 1: out of business. So dim the lights a little bit
Speaker 1: and casually sit down next to them. Okay, I lean over,
Speaker 1: get real close up in their ear. No physical touch,
Speaker 1: not yet, Oh, just desire build. And then once I'm
Speaker 1: inches away, I whisper you want to taste what? There
Speaker 1: you go what You're welcome, Canada, America, all the listeners.
Speaker 1: You just entered the splash z on. Daddy Jeffy just
Speaker 1: hit the high note para desert right now. Taste. Girl
Speaker 1: needs some every times inverted at the moment, I'm with you,
Speaker 1: also inverted inside out. You're gonna get into some weird
Speaker 1: stuff that night, and that's a good thing. I feel
Speaker 1: like dirty in a way that I need a shower.
Speaker 1: Daddy jeff does it dirty? You take that home and
Speaker 1: you give it a shot. No, you want taste suddenly,
Speaker 1: no babies are going to be born an accent. The
Speaker 1: moisture level in this city just rose by twenty percent,
Speaker 1: So let's can I get that time back, the sensuality
Speaker 1: down a notch and move on into the shot caller
Speaker 1: question of a day because we have a bucket full
Speaker 1: of name for to interrupt you. But I'm very picky
Speaker 1: about how we start the shot caller question of the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm about as picky as the one thousand people who
Speaker 1: were surveyed about their food preferences that will be discussing
Speaker 1: in today's Picky Eater One and done show that this
Speaker 1: is obviously made for Alexis. Yeah, I'm excited. Each of
Speaker 1: you will be given a question about how people prefer
Speaker 1: their food or drinks and you'll need to tell me
Speaker 1: the correct answer. And if you do, your dessert today
Speaker 1: is on the house. But if you don't, you'll be
Speaker 1: filled full of grass fed or organic electricity. While singing
Speaker 1: a song, let's commence Alexis Okay. When drinking wine, these
Speaker 1: survey respondents said that sixty percent of them prefer red
Speaker 1: wine to white wine. Is the real number higher or lower?
Speaker 1: I actually like red, but when I did start drinking wine,
Speaker 1: I always did white because it's just sweeter, so it
Speaker 1: doesn't really taste like alcohol and white you can drink
Speaker 1: all day, right if you want to make love from Okay,
Speaker 1: because you said that, I'm going to go to the the
Speaker 1: opposite and say it's underli. You said lower, and the
Speaker 1: real number is lower. Eight percent of people surveyed prefer
Speaker 1: red wine to the forty two percent who said white. So,
Speaker 1: alexis you are safe so far, brook Forty five percent
Speaker 1: of chili eaters say they prefer chili with beans as
Speaker 1: opposed to without. Is the real number higher or lower
Speaker 1: than forty five percent? Now, if you're going off of
Speaker 1: the love making, no, you're not putting chili into lovemaking.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing with chili, is it like each region
Speaker 1: has different specific ingredients that you have to include, and
Speaker 1: they're really like, yes, I mean, people are very passionate
Speaker 1: about chili and about the regional chili right and what
Speaker 1: ingredients go into it. I'm a bean chili lady for sure,
Speaker 1: because I feel like then if you don't have beans,
Speaker 1: it's just a sloppy joe mix. But anyway, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with higher more people want beans. You said higher,
Speaker 1: and the real number is higher. Fifty five percent of
Speaker 1: people say, bean me up, Scottie, Well, forty five percent
Speaker 1: would rather go without a lot of bean lovers out there.
Speaker 1: That's Jose, You're up next, Brooke and Alexis are safe
Speaker 1: so far, pressure Jose. When it comes to chicken wings,
Speaker 1: fifty two percent of people say they want bones in
Speaker 1: their wings rather than boneless. Is that real number higher
Speaker 1: or lower than fifty two percent? Wow, I am a
Speaker 1: bone in. I like flats, I like like a lot
Speaker 1: of my friends like, so I like bones in because
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm just eating a chicken strip. But
Speaker 1: I will say there's a lot of people like Alexis, Like,
Speaker 1: my husband hates bones in. The thought of like it
Speaker 1: actually being an animal that he was eating is really
Speaker 1: hard for him. He's a sensitive man on the cartilage
Speaker 1: on the inside you eat, which I yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go under. You said under, and the
Speaker 1: real number is higher. Fifty four percent of people prefer
Speaker 1: bone full wings, while forty six percent say hold the bones. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not even mad, I'm happy. Jeffrey On the subject
Speaker 1: of peanut butter. Oh god, I want to This survey
Speaker 1: said fifty six percent of people prefer creamy peanut butter
Speaker 1: to crunchy. Is the real number higher or lower than
Speaker 1: fifty six percent? I'm all about that cream Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: the creamy guy, and I'm gonna tell you when I
Speaker 1: go to the shelves, crunchy is out more often than creamy,
Speaker 1: because I always like crunchy. And then I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: because they don't stock the background, because nobody gets the
Speaker 1: probably yeah, they're just flowing through that cream stock creamy, everybody.
Speaker 1: I need to go with my instinct here. I think
Speaker 1: just creamy. It's easier to spread, it tastes better going down,
Speaker 1: and it has a lot more uses. Going creamy is
Speaker 1: the most popular. You want to go higher or lower
Speaker 1: than whatever? It is? Higher? Okay, you said higher, and
Speaker 1: the real numbers higher. Sixty percent of people want that smooth,
Speaker 1: creamy peanut butter. Well, crunchy sits back at forty percent, right.
Speaker 1: I hate that. Always lose the food question because you
Speaker 1: listen to us, so Jose, you're gonna get shocked. And
Speaker 1: somebody wanted to hear All Star by smash Mouth. Somebody
Speaker 1: the world is gonna roll me. I haint the sharpest
Speaker 1: tool in the ship. She was looking kind of dumb
Speaker 1: with her finger and her thumb in the shape alba
Speaker 1: now on her forehead. Dude, that means to your go
Speaker 1: to carry out. I just gotta say the one word, somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really good. That's your shock car question of
Speaker 1: the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Have you
Speaker 1: ever heard the term slippery slope? Yes, you do one
Speaker 1: teeny little thing that's kind of bad. Yeah, not that bad,
Speaker 1: but then you do it again. Yeah, it's time. It's
Speaker 1: a little bit worse. It gets worse, and the next
Speaker 1: thing you know, you've started down a long, dark, dangerous
Speaker 1: path and it's impossible to get out. Welcome to my
Speaker 1: career in radio. I remember thinking like, oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna do like a quick little internship here, like three
Speaker 1: months at the radio before I move on radio in general.
Speaker 1: Just this building, Gil, you haven't left this building a
Speaker 1: decade here, but one of our listeners started on a
Speaker 1: slippery slope about a year ago, and now he cannot
Speaker 1: get out. He's worried that the authorities or even the
Speaker 1: FBI might come knocking on his door soon. Oh, my gosh,
Speaker 1: it's not good. So it's been on his conscious he
Speaker 1: just has to tell someone, and we're gonna hear his
Speaker 1: confession in a brand new mass speaker coming up at
Speaker 1: seven ten. Confession, I can't take back girl, Arms speaker,
Speaker 1: Like a frat boy who just took one too many
Speaker 1: yeager bombs at the bity tidy whitey party. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: better to just get it out, can be done with it. Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: that's a big lesson you learned. That's what the segment
Speaker 1: is for because one of our listeners is already on
Speaker 1: the line, ready to confess something crazy that's happened in
Speaker 1: his life. He's chosen to use the fake name Jerry today,
Speaker 1: So Jerry, ready to get it out? Yes, I am ready.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling right now? I'm a little nervous
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, okay, Well, don't be nervous because the
Speaker 1: voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker.
Speaker 1: No one will be able to recognize who you are,
Speaker 1: So whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. So I
Speaker 1: may have gotten myself into some legal trouble here. Oh
Speaker 1: are you sure it's the best idea to be talking
Speaker 1: about this on the radio problems after you tell us,
Speaker 1: are the police going to be busting down our studio doors? No?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but it is I may have
Speaker 1: legal trouble with a celebrity whatever. Okay, now we're talking.
Speaker 1: That's going on. Uh So it all started by year ago.
Speaker 1: I had this guitar pick I got from an Aerosmith concert,
Speaker 1: tossed it into the crowd. I caught it. Okay, Smith
Speaker 1: is a famous band, Okay, yeah, yes, And then last
Speaker 1: year I was going through some drawers and stuff and
Speaker 1: I found it and I didn't want anymore. So I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll just put it on eBay. See if
Speaker 1: anybody wants it. What would that sell for? Like five
Speaker 1: bucks or something sixty like Steven Tyler or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but how do you authenticate that, you know, like you
Speaker 1: just claim it on eBay? But I guess people will
Speaker 1: pay for anything, Prince dust it. I mean, sixty bucks
Speaker 1: is a pretty solid price to get for a little
Speaker 1: tiny piece of plastic, right, And like you said, people
Speaker 1: will buy just about anything. Yeah. So once that happened,
Speaker 1: I thought I might be onto something here. And if
Speaker 1: I started selling a bunch of memorabilia from people. I
Speaker 1: could really make a fortune and supplement my income. Problem
Speaker 1: is I don't own any famous people's stuff, Like, so
Speaker 1: how do you get it? I'd been going to thrift
Speaker 1: stores in Goodwill and finding cheap vintage items, and then
Speaker 1: what I've done is I'll match them up with old
Speaker 1: photos of celebrities wearing something similar, and I'll just say
Speaker 1: it was theirs. This feather boa was worn by Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande on her whatever tour. Does that work? It works?
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure what's going to work, but people actually
Speaker 1: buy them. Like when you post the picture next to
Speaker 1: the item, they don't question it. What's the most expensive
Speaker 1: thing you've sold so far? And who who's did you say?
Speaker 1: It was? Well, okay, the most expensive is what's got
Speaker 1: me in trouble. But until this is what happened up.
Speaker 1: So there was this old picture Snoop Dog wearing these
Speaker 1: plain gray sweatpants, and I found a pair of gray
Speaker 1: sweatpants at Goodwill. So I bought them so like three
Speaker 1: bucks and sold them for two hundred bucks, saying there's
Speaker 1: Snoop dogs. I think I would pay two hundred bucks
Speaker 1: for Snoop Dog sweatpants. That's pretty awesome. You can smoke
Speaker 1: him and get a second. I just feel like he's
Speaker 1: taking a sharpie and writing snoop on the inside as
Speaker 1: if his mother was well. No. Once again, I posted
Speaker 1: it with the pictures. Yeah, just like this old scarf.
Speaker 1: I found this old scarf. I said it was Nick
Speaker 1: Jonas's scarf from a concert when he was sixteen. Boom,
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks. Whoa, Let me wait a second. You're
Speaker 1: telling me that the scarf that I bought from you?
Speaker 1: You guys did a deal before he started. Don't you
Speaker 1: feel terrible like you're taking advantage of people's like fandom,
Speaker 1: and like, I don't feel terrible at all. These people
Speaker 1: get an item that they think belongs to somebody that
Speaker 1: they love it in mire and I eat a little
Speaker 1: extra money in my bank account. But that I think
Speaker 1: I got a little too cocky with that attitude, because
Speaker 1: here's here's where the trouble started. Right A few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I tried to sell an old bandana online and I
Speaker 1: said it was from a really popular wrapper. Okay, an
Speaker 1: old bandana. I put it online for two thousand dollars thousand.
Speaker 1: Just to help it sell, I put the picture of
Speaker 1: the person next to it and I also made a
Speaker 1: fake authenticity ticket with a number. The whole shmar you're stretching. Yah,
Speaker 1: now you're into forgery for sure. You're getting smart with
Speaker 1: your scams. No, too smart. I thought I was taking
Speaker 1: my scam. I'm not a scam, like I said, I
Speaker 1: don't think that. Okay, I was taking my game up
Speaker 1: a level. How about that? Whatever you tell yourself. What
Speaker 1: happened now? One of the rappers handlers actually contacted me
Speaker 1: demanding that I take the post out, yeah, saying that
Speaker 1: bandana is a fake and and they threatened legal action
Speaker 1: against you. Oh wow. Before I could take it down,
Speaker 1: it's sold for two grand, So I mean, what did
Speaker 1: you do? Just refund the person their money and say sorry,
Speaker 1: can't give it to you. I kept the money. Well,
Speaker 1: what the way I'm looking at it is they might
Speaker 1: not know that it's sold. You know, I could tell
Speaker 1: them that I took it down. Yeah. They usually trust
Speaker 1: a scammer's word on things like if you just tell
Speaker 1: them you're not doing it anymore. That usually yes, I
Speaker 1: could technically say it's not it technically is not up anymore.
Speaker 1: It's not your dude. What is it? Like them posing
Speaker 1: as a buyer just to like get you in your
Speaker 1: own game, you know what I mean? Well, that's so,
Speaker 1: that's why I don't know if I'm gonna get suitor.
Speaker 1: What wows issue do you? And you still don't feel guilty, right,
Speaker 1: I don't feel guilty. Everybody gets what they want. And
Speaker 1: you said earlier if these people can't afford, I'm teaching
Speaker 1: them a lesson too far. I just can't wait until
Speaker 1: in the next few months when we hear this big
Speaker 1: rapper come out with this song like Who's Stom I've
Speaker 1: been Dana. Remember, text into seven eighty five to nine two.
Speaker 1: If you have a confession that you've been holding on too,
Speaker 1: we can hide your identity by masking your voice so
Speaker 1: you can become the next mass speaker. Phone taps coming
Speaker 1: up next right after I get my refund for that
Speaker 1: three hundred dollar Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We've
Speaker 1: done this only once before, and we asked our listeners
Speaker 1: to text into seventy five nine two the one phone
Speaker 1: tap character. Brooke does gruff sounding Marla, but you know her,
Speaker 1: that's the only one I do. Maybe it needs up
Speaker 1: like it's weird. We asked should she reappear there and
Speaker 1: ninety percent said absolutely not kill Marla. Actually I read
Speaker 1: that too. He did this and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I hope Brooks people wanted her to get hit by
Speaker 1: a semi truck. Well, the good news is I deleted
Speaker 1: all those texts, only the ten percent of the board
Speaker 1: that wanted more Marla. Today, she's gonna be calling from
Speaker 1: a bank, returning to tell the guy that his account
Speaker 1: has been wiped out by his ex wife. We all
Speaker 1: know how good Marla is at handling delicate situations. Let's
Speaker 1: hear it in your brand new phone tap featuring Marla.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited right now on the twenties. Hello Chris, Hello, Chris, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Chris. Who's this? What? Mama? Thanks? I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm having a really really hard time hearing you. You
Speaker 1: said your name is Margie Banks. No, you said Marla.
Speaker 1: I got you. You're you're calling from bank? What's going on?
Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Yeah? Huh? Like I
Speaker 1: can't really hear you. Bounce. There was something about a
Speaker 1: check that bounce. I'm sorry what you broke? I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm really having a trouble hearing you. It sounds like
Speaker 1: you're calling me a broke, Like, excuse my I money,
Speaker 1: my money's gone. Okay, this sounds like it's an extreme issue.
Speaker 1: Um is there like, um a manager, I could talk
Speaker 1: to you or something? Don't like I do. I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: What what does that mean? It sounds like you're talking
Speaker 1: about gravy and my axe. Look, this sounds super serious
Speaker 1: and I really need to talk to somebody else my ax.
Speaker 1: What No, Look, I don't know if it's your phone
Speaker 1: or if it's my line, but like I'm we might
Speaker 1: be getting a back connection or something. I really can't
Speaker 1: make out anything you're saying. And like, I just I
Speaker 1: really need to figure out what's going on with my
Speaker 1: bank account. Like, can you please just put like I'm manager,
Speaker 1: just anybody else on the phone. Oh please what hold?
Speaker 1: Thank you, geez hi, this is Gwen. I'm manager. Oh
Speaker 1: thank god? Someone else. Look, I'm sorry. I could not
Speaker 1: understand anything that the other lady before you was saying.
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about Marla Yeah, yea Marla Banks. I
Speaker 1: think she said her name was Yeah. No. I couldn't
Speaker 1: understand anything she was saying. Horrible customer service. Oh are
Speaker 1: you upset because she told you the news about your
Speaker 1: ex wiping out your account or was it the fact
Speaker 1: that she called you a broke? What did you just say? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because we'd around here is your a broke? What does
Speaker 1: that mean? And by here I mean the radio station
Speaker 1: because this is actually broke from the radio show Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
Speaker 1: on you. Oh are you serious? Your sister Stephany set
Speaker 1: you up. She said, you've been like complaining about how
Speaker 1: your bank screwed something up the other day. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: my bank screws up stuff all the time. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? We put our person
Speaker 1: on the job, we did. Oh you mean Marla Bass? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you kind of sound like a broken James thought of
Speaker 1: me every morning the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Over the years, this morning show has been put into
Speaker 1: some tense situations during phone calls. Yes, seriously, Like back
Speaker 1: in twenty fifteen when we did Jose's live paternity test
Speaker 1: that did not turn out well. It was different than
Speaker 1: the five prerecorded did. The live one was so much
Speaker 1: more intense. We had so many pregnancy scares with you,
Speaker 1: Jose crazy day, but none of our previous calls can
Speaker 1: compare to the conversation that you're about to hear today.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners needs to reach her boyfriend and
Speaker 1: deliver a piece of really exciting news, okay, along with
Speaker 1: a piece of really really disappointing news. Oh, we gotta
Speaker 1: be together. I mean, what are we going to do?
Speaker 1: First we do bad news verse. Second, like, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to figure it out, and we're all wondering if
Speaker 1: their relationship is going to be strong enough to survive
Speaker 1: this conversations. We're gonna find out in a brand new
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. It's awkward, It's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. You've seen the rom com
Speaker 1: with Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey, How to Lose a
Speaker 1: Guy in Ten Days? Yeah? I think well I think
Speaker 1: our show could star in how to Lose a Guy
Speaker 1: in ten minutes? That Kate Hudson just one appearance on
Speaker 1: this radio program and we can drive even the most
Speaker 1: solid of couples to call it quit or I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's just a sk old that we have. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why do you think George Clooney and them all have
Speaker 1: never accepted our offers to talk to us on the show.
Speaker 1: That's why. It's because they know what would happen. They're smart.
Speaker 1: But today we've been given the ultimate challenge. As long
Speaker 1: as they haven't hung up, since I've already started talking,
Speaker 1: we're Our challenge is to take a happy couple and
Speaker 1: not break them up. Can we do it? I hope?
Speaker 1: So Brook, look at me. Resist the urge, Resist the
Speaker 1: urge to break these two up? Okay, I love love
Speaker 1: you say that, but for some reason it always comes
Speaker 1: crashing down. Oh every guy, I data data banana. Well,
Speaker 1: let's find out what the situation is. Our listener's name
Speaker 1: is Francesco. What's up Francesco? Hi? Guys, Wait, if you're
Speaker 1: in a happy relationship, why are you calling us? Oye? So,
Speaker 1: I've been dating this guy, his name is Evans for
Speaker 1: two months now. He is a great guy. He's wonderful,
Speaker 1: like exceptional, perfect timing. It's a lot of adjective. That
Speaker 1: was a high pedestal. You just put him on forgot
Speaker 1: it you've been seeing would you say? Two months now? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1: Wow phase. You guys know, when you first get with somebody,
Speaker 1: everything they knew is perfect, funny, So are you guys
Speaker 1: hanging out a lot? Then? I mean two months in,
Speaker 1: are you officially dating? Dating? Like to get bird dating dating?
Speaker 1: It happens like we met randomly outside my gym. It
Speaker 1: was pouring rain and I was sheltering under a little
Speaker 1: tiny piece of awning and he was passing by with
Speaker 1: his umbrella, and he walked me to my car, which
Speaker 1: was park like four to five blocks away. If we've
Speaker 1: ever watched the movie All Love Happens in the Rain,
Speaker 1: the rain. Okay, God, he's not changed since he just
Speaker 1: remained the sweetest, most amazing person. It's phenomenal. Okay, So
Speaker 1: did you just call in the b or why did
Speaker 1: you reach out to us for help? Okay, So I've
Speaker 1: been feeling funny for a little bit and I went
Speaker 1: to the doctor and I found out that I'm pregnant.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Are are you happy about that? I
Speaker 1: would be happy, but I'm three months pregnant. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Okay, so it's not your boyfriend's baby. It
Speaker 1: definitely belongs to my egg. Okay, Oh this is complicated. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: this is definitely complicated. Okay, Yeah, this is a hard one, guys,
Speaker 1: And I just really need you guys to help me.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell him, if I should
Speaker 1: tell him. I just like now when I was to go,
Speaker 1: this is my worst fear, Oh my god, worst fear,
Speaker 1: like so being pregnant by an AX and then getting
Speaker 1: with it. No, all of it. It's just so complicated
Speaker 1: pregnancy tests on Locke. Yeah, okay, okay, here Brook already
Speaker 1: starting to give up on love now? Oh, I just
Speaker 1: feel for you. That's so much to go through, right,
Speaker 1: and you must feel like scared about this new relationship
Speaker 1: but also kind of a loan and to get do
Speaker 1: you want to put some positive emotions theives man in
Speaker 1: your life, an Axe and this guy. Are we calling
Speaker 1: the X to tell him that he's going to be
Speaker 1: a dad? Or have you already broken that news? Well?
Speaker 1: I haven't told my ex anything because I really want
Speaker 1: to sort things out with this guy first. You know,
Speaker 1: my ex is really not that great of a guy,
Speaker 1: and really don't want to lose this new guy. I
Speaker 1: don't want to lose Evan at all. Okay, So that's
Speaker 1: what you want to call today? You want us to
Speaker 1: call Evan and break the news to him. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: going to be a dad. No, No, he's not going
Speaker 1: to be a dad. No, just that his girlfriend's pregnant. Okay.
Speaker 1: Can I ask, are you guys in a phase in
Speaker 1: your life where like you have a stable career or
Speaker 1: are you like newly starting out? I mean, I just
Speaker 1: don't know how old you are. Everything is great, Like
Speaker 1: this situation would be perfect if I were only two
Speaker 1: months pregnant. Like we're ready, We're so ready in life. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that's that's positive. That's a positive. You could only
Speaker 1: be two months pregnant, you can't. I thought about it.
Speaker 1: I have I thought about it. Yeah, let's not do that.
Speaker 1: Normally I'm a proponent for not being one hundred percent truthful,
Speaker 1: but this, yeah, I think we need to be completely
Speaker 1: And you're messing with the baby's life too at that point.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So, I mean, you sound like a
Speaker 1: really happy person and you sound really positive. And what
Speaker 1: are you expecting out of him? Are you wanting your
Speaker 1: boyfriend to just stay with you? Are you expecting him
Speaker 1: to take on some sort of role as a father
Speaker 1: even though it's not his child. My ideal situation is
Speaker 1: for him to accept me and the baby, and for
Speaker 1: my exita, he wants no part and I could just
Speaker 1: move on my life. Okay, wouldn't that be the greatest
Speaker 1: Lifetime movie ever? Do you know, has your current boyfriend
Speaker 1: ever dated anyone with a kid? No? And he wants
Speaker 1: to be a father like he loves kids. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is positive. There is some hope for this
Speaker 1: phone call. I'm just really glad that this is not
Speaker 1: a second date update because in that case, we would
Speaker 1: have to deliver the news. But with the awkward Tuesday,
Speaker 1: we're gonna think of some advice for you. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna play a song. We'll come back, and we'll help
Speaker 1: you make your awkward Tuesday phone call to your boyfriend
Speaker 1: to let him know that you're pregnant with your ex's baby.
Speaker 1: Will eat as much. We're going to figure this out. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song. We'll be right back. Hold on,
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. I'm really nervous. Oh you fine, it's awkward.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. If you're just
Speaker 1: joining us for the awkward Tuesday phone call, this is
Speaker 1: an interesting situation, to say the least, one that I
Speaker 1: don't think any of us on the show have had
Speaker 1: any personal experience with yeah, or I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, alexis no no no, no, no, no, Okay,
Speaker 1: you can never be too sure with this group. But
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I've had this problem if you
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. One of our listeners, Francesca,
Speaker 1: needs our help to call her boyfriend of two months
Speaker 1: and let him know that she just found out she's
Speaker 1: three months pregnant, meaning the baby is not his. It's
Speaker 1: a lot and Francesca, even though I know you think
Speaker 1: it's great and you think that Evan, your boyfriend is
Speaker 1: going to be really excited to raise a child. Remember
Speaker 1: you've only been together for two months. Okay for most
Speaker 1: dudes after two months, I don't know if I'm ready
Speaker 1: to buy a couch with a girl of help my
Speaker 1: girlfriend raise someone else's kid. I'm just saying, let's lower
Speaker 1: the X dictation is just a little bit. But you guys,
Speaker 1: we need to find a way to deliver this news
Speaker 1: without the guy completely ghosting. So remember we want him
Speaker 1: to not hang up. What do you think she should do? Well,
Speaker 1: I think one thing that she should not do. Can
Speaker 1: we start there, is that she should not emphasize the
Speaker 1: X too much. I mean yes, of course it's the
Speaker 1: other guy's kid, but you need to let him know
Speaker 1: like you want nothing to do with that guy, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, because I think there's a part of men
Speaker 1: that would be a little jealous or be fearful that
Speaker 1: you're going to go running back to this other dude. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the other thing I think you should do
Speaker 1: is I think you should really talk about how excited
Speaker 1: you are, because you are. You said you're in a
Speaker 1: great place to have a baby. You've always wanted to
Speaker 1: be a mom, and you really are. That's the sound
Speaker 1: of him bolting away. Oh my god. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's the strongest advice, any advice. So my thing
Speaker 1: is is I think you started out as a hypothetical question,
Speaker 1: right like, hey, just wonder how would you feel I
Speaker 1: was pregnant in the baby yours? And if you react
Speaker 1: question to ask someone fleeing in all directions. I just mean,
Speaker 1: if you react badly, then you just change the subject. Francesca,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about that? I feel queasy right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that's the first trimester, honey, it
Speaker 1: gets better in the second. No matter how this goes,
Speaker 1: just remember we support you. Okay, Francesca. So we're here
Speaker 1: for you. We're here to support you, even if your
Speaker 1: boyfriend does not. I feel a little bit better knowing
Speaker 1: that I have you guys support and I will hold
Speaker 1: you to it. Yes, all right, so here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die the phone number if you're ready and
Speaker 1: let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. I got
Speaker 1: this strong, You're strong, good luck. Here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: down the number right now. Hello. Hey, Asen, it's a
Speaker 1: big girl. Hey, I'm good. I'm good. I just finished cooking,
Speaker 1: which is trying a little recipe. How is your day? Oh? Good? Good?
Speaker 1: I was just having a sandwich myself. Hmmm. So what's up?
Speaker 1: Were you calling for? You don't usually call um? Well,
Speaker 1: this warrens in a conversation. I know you know I
Speaker 1: love to track frusin you emojis. But I have something
Speaker 1: really really big to tell you. Is this a good
Speaker 1: time for us to talk? I guess so, yeah, might
Speaker 1: as well if you have something big to tell me. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say this, but I'm pregnant. Huh,
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. Yeah. Remember when I told you I wasn't
Speaker 1: feeling well and I wasn't sure why it was an
Speaker 1: artichoke dip or whatever that we had. Yeah, well, blen
Speaker 1: to the doctors and they did some blood work and
Speaker 1: they found about it. I'm pregnant. Oh my, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's incredible. Are you serious? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 1: You think it's incredible? Oh yeah, yeah, of course that Well,
Speaker 1: that's amazing news. So wow, I can't believe you're happy. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean it's a little early for us, but I
Speaker 1: mean that's exciting. You're gonna be a mom, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be a dad. I can't even believe it all right
Speaker 1: now Okay, wait, wait, Evan, it's a lot effect because
Speaker 1: there's a little bit, little bit more more. We mean,
Speaker 1: like there's twins. Are we having twins? Oh's not more babies?
Speaker 1: I mean there's a little more news. What else? What
Speaker 1: do I mean? What do you mean? So according to
Speaker 1: the measurements of the baby, the baby is uh three
Speaker 1: months old? Okay? You and I have been dating two months.
Speaker 1: You're saying that it's not mine, it's my exos. Oh
Speaker 1: did we have to hit the awkward sound? What I
Speaker 1: can have it be more awkward than that. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk. Hello, Hey, Evan, what's good? You're processing
Speaker 1: a lot right now. You're on the radio show Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Right now. What you got
Speaker 1: a big reaction out of finding out you're on the
Speaker 1: Radio's got a good thing or a bad thing? Evan?
Speaker 1: We're just here for moral support. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. Why would you tell me
Speaker 1: like this. Let's just take a breath. Let me explain
Speaker 1: what's going on. So we do a segment on our
Speaker 1: show called an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call. That's where if
Speaker 1: our listeners ever need help having a kind of an
Speaker 1: uncomfortable conversation with somebody, we can help give them advice
Speaker 1: and lend them some moral support. And so your girlfriend,
Speaker 1: Francesco wanted our help delivering this news to you, and
Speaker 1: she just thinks the world of you. That's why she
Speaker 1: was so scared to tell you. She thinks you're amazing Evans.
Speaker 1: So how are you feeling, man? I have no idea. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would tell me like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what like draw it out and say I'm pregnant
Speaker 1: and then, by the way, yeah it's not yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, it should have been a complete sentence. I
Speaker 1: think I agree with you, Like Francesca, you should have
Speaker 1: said I'm pregnant with my ex's baby. Come on, I'm
Speaker 1: so nervous. I know, I know her, I know. I
Speaker 1: think she's just really she's really excited to be a mom,
Speaker 1: and she really wants you to be on board. I mean,
Speaker 1: not as a father or anything, right, Francesca, in any
Speaker 1: capacity he chooses, but I don't want to love. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he can't be as a father, but as a stepfather.
Speaker 1: He What is your ex think about all this? That's
Speaker 1: a good question. I actually haven't told him yet, but
Speaker 1: I'll croff that bridge when I get to it. And
Speaker 1: she's not with her ex. He doesn't like get DIBs
Speaker 1: on being a relationship with her just because she got pregnant.
Speaker 1: I mean, but I feel like you're on that bridge
Speaker 1: now and you need to talk to him because he
Speaker 1: you know, he is the father, right, I mean, I will,
Speaker 1: But I just wanted to make sure that you know
Speaker 1: we are first and things are good with us, are
Speaker 1: on the same page, because you are the one who's
Speaker 1: in my life and you are being more important to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're doing all right, Like, I know, this is a
Speaker 1: lot of information coming at you all at once, and
Speaker 1: you're also talking to some radio celebrities, which must be
Speaker 1: hard for so I understand if you're a little bit confused.
Speaker 1: But but Evan, I mean, think of it this way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the kid's not biologically yours, but in that moment before
Speaker 1: you realize that you were truly excited about having this
Speaker 1: life with her, I mean, it's just a whole another
Speaker 1: It's a whole different ball game, you know, when there's
Speaker 1: somebody else involved and it's not your kid. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's a whole different dynamic. And this is a lot
Speaker 1: to process. You don't have to make a final decision,
Speaker 1: but just give it some time to marinate. And then
Speaker 1: I hear that you need to think about it, and
Speaker 1: that's fair and jes so you know, I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: name of the baby after you. Those are horrible, Francesco.
Speaker 1: Let's not go there, nay after you probably need to
Speaker 1: talk to the actful dad and tell him he's going
Speaker 1: to be a father before you start naming your kid
Speaker 1: after the guy who've been dating for two months. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I love you. Oh do you guys already say that?
Speaker 1: I hope it's an important question. Yeah, oh, maybe not awkward? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I think you guys need to sit down
Speaker 1: in person with each other and have a good heart
Speaker 1: to heart. Then do you think we could like meet
Speaker 1: up and talk? I just want to know it. Sure
Speaker 1: you say sure? Yeah? Okay, yeah, all right, sure, Sure,
Speaker 1: it's a successful awkward Tuesday. I love when people say sure,
Speaker 1: I'm so uncomfortable Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You know,
Speaker 1: these days, people love to spend most of their time
Speaker 1: complaining about stuff. Okay, I'm guilty. At least you're aware. Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely so. I think we need to take a moment
Speaker 1: to acknowledge some of the underappreciated things in this world
Speaker 1: that nobody ever talks about, like pockets. Definitely take our
Speaker 1: pockets for granted, or do not. Okay, you put its
Speaker 1: dress on with pockets and it is all very exciting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: literally dancing in the streets. Or how about when your
Speaker 1: leg isn't asleep? They never get enough credit for staying
Speaker 1: awake for a while, Like to say, good job to
Speaker 1: both of mine right now? And how about spam filters
Speaker 1: sorting out all the dumb email that you never want
Speaker 1: to open, Like, just imagine what your inbox would look
Speaker 1: like without them. Yeah yeah, until I spend a bunch
Speaker 1: of money on a hotel and I couldn't find it
Speaker 1: and it was my spam? What is the work? I
Speaker 1: don't want to feel? How are you still complaining about it? Sorry? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't complain. It's not the complaining segment. Today, We're
Speaker 1: gonna honor spam filters by attempting to sort out some
Speaker 1: bs ourselves. When we do a brand new edition of
Speaker 1: Care or Don't Care, you tell me what you think
Speaker 1: is important. Coming night at eight ten, It's Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for the radio
Speaker 1: segment that normally goes in the ear. But if you
Speaker 1: need an extra jolt today, feel for you to huff,
Speaker 1: snort or inject it directly into your bloodstrap that ride
Speaker 1: the dragon with Care or Don't Care? Where I read
Speaker 1: a sticky headline to my co host and see if
Speaker 1: they want to hear about it or not. Let's get
Speaker 1: to your first headline, the weird breakfast mashup hack that
Speaker 1: you never thought about, but people love love breast say
Speaker 1: I care well, whatever you had for breakfast today is
Speaker 1: about to sound completely lame. Okay, because TikTok is currently
Speaker 1: obsessed with recipes for something called pizza eggs. H Okay,
Speaker 1: what does it mean? Apparently, there's two ways to make it.
Speaker 1: The first way is toss a bunch of toppings in
Speaker 1: a pan like pepperoni, onions, and stuff with some butter,
Speaker 1: and then you add in a few eggs, scramble it
Speaker 1: up and put cheese on top. Dude, you guys, My
Speaker 1: scramble is my go to for a quick meal. I
Speaker 1: will I'll throw anything that I got in the fridge
Speaker 1: and that thing. Yeah, pizza scramble sounds amazing. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: second way might be better though, because you take a
Speaker 1: piece of leftover pizza, you cut it up into little
Speaker 1: cubes and fry those in a pan. Then you pour
Speaker 1: the scrambled egg mix on top. Sounds good, It's almost
Speaker 1: like a frittata. Here's here's a picture of it, which
Speaker 1: doesn't The picture doesn't look that good to me, but
Speaker 1: I love it. That looks perfect to me. The food
Speaker 1: blogger who did this isn't also a photographer, but I
Speaker 1: would definitely eat it. It It kind of looks like something
Speaker 1: you'd find in like the alley after a night of drinking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what it looks like to me. It looks good eat.
Speaker 1: One reviewer said, quote, this was actually better than I thought.
Speaker 1: Next stop deep dish Eggs. Okay, I don't know how
Speaker 1: that would work. Let's go to your next headline. When
Speaker 1: the airlines lose your bag, don't get mad, get something
Speaker 1: even better. Care, don't care, care care. Non Don KUMARH
Speaker 1: is a software engineer in India, okay, and he flew
Speaker 1: on an airline last week called Indie Go. All right,
Speaker 1: and I guess the good news is they didn't actually
Speaker 1: lose his luggage, but someone with the same bag grabbed
Speaker 1: it by mistakes. That happens here, and according to non Don,
Speaker 1: the airline wasn't very helpful about it. He reached out
Speaker 1: to customer service several times, but they still hadn't located
Speaker 1: his suitcase a day later, so he decided to take
Speaker 1: matters into his own hands and hacked into their website. Wow,
Speaker 1: is amazing that that's actually probably quicker. Yeah, to talk
Speaker 1: to someone going to take care of this myself. All
Speaker 1: he wanted was the other passenger's phone number so we
Speaker 1: could call and coordinate a swap with them. So we
Speaker 1: dove into the website's code and used a number on
Speaker 1: the bag to find their contact information. Oh my gosh. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's sad that the other person didn't just have their
Speaker 1: phone number written on their bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But
Speaker 1: it turns out they only lived four miles away from him,
Speaker 1: so it was easy to meet up in exchange luggage.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing he's not in any trouble, I'm sure from
Speaker 1: the airlines for hacking their website. He went on Twitter
Speaker 1: that same day and tweeted at the airline to explain
Speaker 1: how he solved his problem, and they downplayed the whole thing,
Speaker 1: saying their site was never really compromised. Yea, and they
Speaker 1: thanked him for his feedback, thanked him. What the airline
Speaker 1: didn't mention is they had non Don arrested and now
Speaker 1: he's serving twenty five to life in a maximum security prison.
Speaker 1: They're currently reviewing his complaint and they say they'll get
Speaker 1: back to him the next six months to a year.
Speaker 1: Bad that I didn't put it past the airline. I
Speaker 1: thought he was a isn't just not twenty five years?
Speaker 1: Maybe four? Let's see if you guys care about this one.
Speaker 1: A record number of trash was collected from New Jersey
Speaker 1: beaches last year, and we have the weirdest things they found,
Speaker 1: Like weird I care care. Over ten thousand volunteers picked
Speaker 1: up a record number of garbage from New Jersey beaches
Speaker 1: last year. Over half a million items were collected all
Speaker 1: across Jersey's coastline. That's great work you guys are doing.
Speaker 1: And here's some of the weirdest things they found. Number
Speaker 1: ten a mini refrigerator. Oh wow, I don't know if
Speaker 1: someone brought that to the beach one day. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize I couldn't plug it in like I should have
Speaker 1: brought the cooler. Number nine a sleeping bag stuffed with
Speaker 1: rat traps. Oh that's the word. Ever sounds pretty Jersey
Speaker 1: to me. Number eight parking ticket stapled to a winning
Speaker 1: lottery ticket. Number seven a hunk of human hair that
Speaker 1: they only found one giant hunk. Yeah, I just feel
Speaker 1: like it's an extension that fellow at some point. Number
Speaker 1: six a very realistic looking fake eyeball. Number five a
Speaker 1: record amount of tampon applicators nicknamed locally as Jersey Beach
Speaker 1: whistles that they got their own nickname. Number Let's not
Speaker 1: guess what number four a bowling ball wrapped in a
Speaker 1: rainbow striped women's bathing suit dressed up for the number
Speaker 1: three an accordion that had a one dollar check taped
Speaker 1: to the front. That number two a large CD holder
Speaker 1: filled with only albums from Limp Biscuit. What oh no,
Speaker 1: it might be the lone instance where littering might be justified. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: And number one a Turkish Airlines hygiene kit that when
Speaker 1: you opened it was filled with hundreds of male enhancement pills.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, somebody didn't have a good night that night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or maybe that's what they give you in first class.
Speaker 1: That's really cool. That's why people like it so much.
Speaker 1: This was a great advertisement for them. Finally, Jeff's joke
Speaker 1: of the day care don't care what happens if you
Speaker 1: rub ketchup in your eyes? What you get? Hindsight? That
Speaker 1: was care or don't care? Hell half no fury like
Speaker 1: a woman scorned and Brooke. You scorned this woman four
Speaker 1: months ago when you beat her in win Brooks Bucks,
Speaker 1: So now she's back for revenge. Say hello to Jackie
Speaker 1: from Edmonds. Hey Jackie, good morning. You don't sound like
Speaker 1: hell Jackie. Yeah, I thought you were going to come
Speaker 1: at me with like fire breathing voice or something. It's
Speaker 1: a quiet how yeah? How many nights of sleep have
Speaker 1: you lost over the last game? Uh? Probably one tonight? Oh,
Speaker 1: having a bad night? Would be so excited that I
Speaker 1: beat Brook finally? Oh okay, it's going to be a
Speaker 1: party tonight at Jackie's house. All right, we're gonna send
Speaker 1: Brooke out of the studio while that happens. Jackie, you
Speaker 1: know how the game's played. You have thirty seconds to
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
Speaker 1: you can say pass. But you have to beat Broke
Speaker 1: out right to win? Are you ready? I am ready?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Your time starts now. What
Speaker 1: state produces more than fifty percent of our country's speeches?
Speaker 1: The character Augustus Gloupe was featured in what famous Sweet
Speaker 1: Treat movie? O? What's the official language of Portugal? Spanish?
Speaker 1: If you played a less Paul? What instrument is it? Pass?
Speaker 1: The reality show Top Chef Airs on what network? Nion?
Speaker 1: How many wings does a butterfly have? Four? In? Which
Speaker 1: month does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving? December? All right? Got your
Speaker 1: answers in? Well done, Jackie, we're gonna bring Broth back
Speaker 1: into the studio. You. Normally, Jackie, we like to ask
Speaker 1: our contestants what's the most interesting thing we should know
Speaker 1: about you? But not today, I want to know what's
Speaker 1: the seventeenth most interesting thing about you. I know that
Speaker 1: that you could take a second go at and process it,
Speaker 1: and we will wait for your talk with your answer.
Speaker 1: Seventeenth most interesting thing? Most interesting thing? Um on the
Speaker 1: list right now? Uh? Gosh um, I've hit a jack
Speaker 1: pot of casino last month? Hell, how much about two thousand?
Speaker 1: Oh damn, that's pretty good? All right, all right, we
Speaker 1: should always ask about the seventeenth most interesting thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like really interesting. Yeah, I know, all right, Brooke,
Speaker 1: turn you ready? Yeah you sure? Sure? Oh okay, why not?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now? What state produces more than fifty
Speaker 1: percent of our country's peaches? Georgia. The character Augustus Gloup
Speaker 1: was featured in what famous sweet treat movie Mmm, Oh,
Speaker 1: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What's the official language of
Speaker 1: Portugal Portuguese? If you played a less Paul, what instrument
Speaker 1: is it a guitar? The reality show Top Chef Airs
Speaker 1: on What network Food Network, How many wings does a
Speaker 1: butterfly have for? In? Which month does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving? October?
Speaker 1: Here we go, we got our answers. Let's go to
Speaker 1: the scoreboards. See how you did with Jose I love cracks, Jackie.
Speaker 1: You got one corrected, Jackie, you're celebrating tonight. Is so
Speaker 1: good at passing and being quick. I was very impressed
Speaker 1: with a strategy brook. Yeah, you got five. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: one hurt, Jackie, that one hurt. It's gonna yeah it
Speaker 1: did hurt. But you know, I'm not going to give up.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be okay. I like that. It's
Speaker 1: a good attitude to have more and more angry until
Speaker 1: it all explodes and get as much sleep as you
Speaker 1: can sleep till. Let's go over the answers here. The
Speaker 1: state that produces more than fifty percent of our country's
Speaker 1: peaches would be California. Oh man, Georgia must be upset.
Speaker 1: Georgia's number four on the list. Are claiming all peach
Speaker 1: stuff for the best peaches, not the most people wo.
Speaker 1: The character Augustus Glupe was featured in the Sweet Treat
Speaker 1: movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but the movie Sweet
Speaker 1: Treat I will highly recommend to anybody just but on
Speaker 1: its own. Sweet Treat is a great way why digital
Speaker 1: Jake say No? Is that a real movie? One of
Speaker 1: the back sections of the video rental story, but quite enjoyable.
Speaker 1: If I do say so. The official language of Portugal
Speaker 1: would be Portuguese. A less Paul is a guitar instrument
Speaker 1: the reality show Top cheft Airs on Bravo. I've Never
Speaker 1: Seen a Butterfly has four wings, two on each side.
Speaker 1: And Canada celebrates Thanksgiving every year in October the second
Speaker 1: Monday of October, so Jackie will play Winbrooks Box same
Speaker 1: time tomorrow Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning