Speaker 1: The other day we talked about Alexis and the dirty
Speaker 1: dealings that she had at the grocery store.
Speaker 2: I still can't believe this. I mean, honestly, I thought
Speaker 2: it was gonna be like she stole a little grape.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was, oh variety of Pepper's robbing.
Speaker 1: It's shocking because for years, to save money at the
Speaker 1: self checkout, she charges things like sweet potatoes as regular potatoes,
Speaker 1: like twenty cents cheap.
Speaker 2: It adds up. Alexis I started in college.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a good excuse? No, No, that's worse for
Speaker 1: a long time, so just abusing their trust. Well maybe
Speaker 1: it's a surprise to everybody here, but not to me
Speaker 1: for sure, because one of the local grocery stores in
Speaker 1: our area just responded, I believe it.
Speaker 2: I actually believe it.
Speaker 3: I believe it.
Speaker 1: They sent us an email saying they heard the segment
Speaker 1: and from now on, I can't even say it because
Speaker 1: we're late.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's took a long time for us to
Speaker 3: be late.
Speaker 2: We gotta do it now.
Speaker 1: WCII which clip is it? With two viral sound bit
Speaker 1: it's only enough time to get to one of them.
Speaker 2: Here are your choices.
Speaker 1: Option one A thirty five second clip of a ninety
Speaker 1: year old granny destroying the bad Romance TikTok challenge. But
Speaker 1: does she slay it or spray it? Or do you
Speaker 1: want option to a thirty eight second clip of a sweet,
Speaker 1: doting husband, the type that Brooke wishes she had when
Speaker 1: she was pregnant, surprising his bay with the ultimate shocker.
Speaker 1: So what's it gonna be, Granny.
Speaker 2: Goes gaga or out of this world? Mama Alexis. I
Speaker 2: think Granny goes gaga.
Speaker 3: I go the husband one with the pregnant lady.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're tied up, then, Jose, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: the Grannyaye.
Speaker 2: The people have spoken.
Speaker 1: Let's hear a ninety year old granny destroying the bad
Speaker 1: Romance TikTok challenge. Oh, bedroom, that's not the grandma.
Speaker 2: Oh she said that was amazing.
Speaker 1: Grandma was second, and she's saying, caught in a fence.
Speaker 2: Memory for her not even understanding.
Speaker 3: I know I didn't understand either, but it was so adorable.
Speaker 1: That was another epic fail and a good conclusion for
Speaker 1: which let's move on to the shot collar question of
Speaker 1: the day and just send it over to Digital Jake
Speaker 1: to take this away from me please.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows the members of this morning show are all
Speaker 2: fans of streaks. For example, jose was actually filmed streaking
Speaker 2: through a grocery store parking lot with a diaper on
Speaker 2: his head and a smile on his face, while Brooke
Speaker 2: has said many times how she enjoys washing the streaks
Speaker 2: out of her son's Spider Man underwear.
Speaker 3: God don't have boys.
Speaker 2: But the current streak we're focused on is the boys
Speaker 2: two game winning streak and cap or No Cap. If
Speaker 2: they get to three in a row, the girls have
Speaker 2: to buy them a lunch while the boys watch the
Speaker 2: movie Blue Streak. In the break, Let's play another Battle
Speaker 2: of the sex Is edition of Cap or No Cap.
Speaker 2: Start things off with the reigning champs, Jeffrey and Josey
Speaker 2: Lil Wayne's birth name is Dwayne cap or No Cap.
Speaker 3: Huh, well his name is Wayne Carter.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be funny if if he was little Dwayne?
Speaker 1: Yes? Why would he want to change it?
Speaker 2: And why wouldn't he go by d Wayne? Yeah? You know,
Speaker 2: like that sounds pretty sweet?
Speaker 3: Well, I know he started by saying low because he
Speaker 3: was the youngest in cash money. He was like fourteen
Speaker 3: when they started making records, so it's like.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it was a very healthy environment. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: turned out great.
Speaker 3: Ah, I don't think it's Dwayne.
Speaker 2: Why would he drop the D.
Speaker 3: I think it's his cap.
Speaker 2: Let's go Cap, Let's go Cap. They said Cap, and
Speaker 2: that is no CAP and Dwayne Carter didn't have a
Speaker 2: relationship with his dad, so we dropped the D.
Speaker 3: Like a symbol symbolism.
Speaker 2: Wow, there you know. Oh for once, go to the ladies, dude,
Speaker 2: he should have an album called drop the d Alexis
Speaker 2: and Brooke. A plunger on a pinball machine was first
Speaker 2: called the knob Throbber. No, cat is the plunge of
Speaker 2: the thing you pull? Yeah, okay, that's a that's the
Speaker 2: thing you shut it off. Not a good star, ladies,
Speaker 2: What did you call it? The knob knob throbber was God,
Speaker 2: I'm glad we got this about the boys. Yeah, stop pulling.
Speaker 2: Anybody older than you called that Brook. I grew up.
Speaker 2: We had a pinball machine at my house when I
Speaker 2: grew up, which is cool. I feel like your parents
Speaker 2: would have called it by the Yeah, I think that
Speaker 2: it's cat. I think so too. Cap. They said cap,
Speaker 2: and that's cap. Job I just made up. It's totally good.
Speaker 2: Ladies nickname from college ladies have one. Nothing back to
Speaker 2: the boys. Before nineteen hundred, prize fights in boxing went
Speaker 2: a hundred rounds.
Speaker 3: What a hundred?
Speaker 2: How long would that last? You know?
Speaker 3: Maybe here here's my my first thought, Jeff. Maybe they
Speaker 3: made it that way so they literally had to fight
Speaker 3: until someone was knocked out or gave.
Speaker 2: Up or threw like glaniator style.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking, because now everybody's such sissies,
Speaker 1: like we're just we're calling it quits after three rounds
Speaker 1: and giving everybody a participation with just for trying I break.
Speaker 3: Have I seen the pictures of the old boxers. They're
Speaker 3: like super skinny with like huge.
Speaker 1: It probably took them a really really long time to
Speaker 1: knock each other out. It was like tiny little slap kisses,
Speaker 1: and they probably take t breaks in the middle just
Speaker 1: to keep Yeah, that's what I was yelling out about.
Speaker 3: I think it is no cap I don't think anybody
Speaker 3: got there, but they probably literally had in the rules
Speaker 3: one hundred rounds max.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they could come back the next day and
Speaker 1: like fish.
Speaker 3: We're gonna say even though it's wildly ridiculous, Jake, We're
Speaker 3: gonna say it's no cap.
Speaker 2: They said no cap and that is no cab. Right.
Speaker 2: The year nineteen hundred, for safety, they lowered the maximum
Speaker 2: to twenty rounds. That's a big jump down. So we're
Speaker 2: tied up. Ladies. You get this right, you win? Okay.
Speaker 2: Baseball umpires used to sit in rocking chairs, cap or
Speaker 2: no cap, rocking chairs right behind the catcher.
Speaker 3: I mean, I can see why you would want a
Speaker 3: rocking chair and not a regular chair, so that if
Speaker 3: a ball was flying at your head you.
Speaker 2: Could rock back. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1: I gets no cap umpire snoring because it fell a.
Speaker 2: Logic. I will say no cap. It's fun. They said
Speaker 2: no cap and that is no cap. Wow, really stopped
Speaker 2: in eighteen fifty nine was the last year they did.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I thought that was a good job, ladies.
Speaker 1: All right, So the girls take the victory today and
Speaker 1: Jose and are going to get shocked while singing all
Speaker 1: Star by smash Mouth.
Speaker 3: All right, somebody was told me the world is gonna
Speaker 3: row me.
Speaker 1: I ain't.
Speaker 2: The shop is tool in the ship. I wanted to
Speaker 2: keep going. I mean, the rest of that song was
Speaker 2: We're done with this. You already told relate.
Speaker 3: So that's a.
Speaker 2: Shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up in just a few minutes. Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,