Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is
Speaker 1: this the right number?
Speaker 2: It's the loser line. Good by, Just call me back.
Speaker 3: If you haven't heard the loser line before. It works
Speaker 3: like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out
Speaker 3: at the club and uses this charming pick applying on
Speaker 3: you ether sweet baby raised barbecue on his sausa. I
Speaker 3: hope you like bad boys because I'm bad at everything.
Speaker 4: Awful voice is so low it's hard for my ears directing.
Speaker 2: Whatever you do.
Speaker 3: Don't give him a weird look like he's not from
Speaker 3: this planet. Instead, tell him you'd be more than happy
Speaker 3: to give him lessons sometime, and then tell him to
Speaker 3: call you. Hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we
Speaker 3: can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 4: And Miss Anderson, by the way, listen, I do a
Speaker 4: lot of school tours at the chocolate factory, but you know,
Speaker 4: I've never met like a teacher that's quite like you,
Speaker 4: because Wow, you were so great with the kids, and
Speaker 4: and I can really tell that you know you like
Speaker 4: being a part of, you know, the whole Coco experience.
Speaker 4: Did you like the joke that I made or did
Speaker 4: you like the knowledge that I placed on you where
Speaker 4: I said, you know, cocoa beans get turned into nibs,
Speaker 4: and there's more nibs where that came from. Listen, if
Speaker 4: all my teachers at school look like you like that amazing,
Speaker 4: I probably would have stayed in like a lot longer.
Speaker 4: Like I'm just letting you know right now.
Speaker 3: If you've ever wondered what's the opposite of Willie Wonka's
Speaker 3: Fantastic cho Factory, It's what you just heard there. I
Speaker 3: love that one who can make a bad joke.
Speaker 1: Watch next message, Hey Jeff, hey, he remember.
Speaker 4: Hey, let's go. Let's go. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1: Hey, let's go.
Speaker 4: Hey you and then hey, hey, let's try not to lose.
Speaker 1: Hey, Okay, let's try.
Speaker 5: Not to lose.
Speaker 1: Deer winners.
Speaker 6: Yay, us this party party party on the bus.
Speaker 1: Us. Let's party party party. We can party anywhere, we
Speaker 1: can party on the bus.
Speaker 4: We can party on the field.
Speaker 1: Go go go team, Yay, let's go and go.
Speaker 6: Let's go see soon.
Speaker 2: Next message, how did how did this cheerleading coach or
Speaker 2: something get the loser line? I don't know from a parent.
Speaker 2: Let's try not to lose.
Speaker 5: Party on the field, on the bus studio doesn't rhyme,
Speaker 5: but it's a good.
Speaker 3: Message efforts there. Speaking of effort, have you been to
Speaker 3: our TikTok at Broke and Jeffrey. You should because we
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Speaker 3: to comment on my body too, because I just had
Speaker 3: my elbows watched like a baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hot elbows.
Speaker 3: You think that's weird? You should listen to this.
Speaker 2: Hey, Sarah, you gave me your number and I just
Speaker 2: I didn't mention this before, but I'm actually training to
Speaker 2: be a taxidermists. Basically, I work with animal skins and
Speaker 2: sort of make them more alive and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: It's more of a self taught thing, but I spend
Speaker 2: a couple hours every morning finding specimens on the side
Speaker 2: of the road to practice on, and you know, I'm
Speaker 2: getting pretty good and stuff. So that's where I'm at
Speaker 2: in life. Cool fact, I actually was able to make
Speaker 2: a gopher like he was playing golf and I got
Speaker 2: a cute little plaid hat and everything. So you know,
Speaker 2: if you want to, you want to see that for
Speaker 2: yourself sometime, I would love you came over could make
Speaker 2: some popcorn or something.
Speaker 4: Just have a nice chat. Oh.
Speaker 2: Also, if you find any cute little animals on the
Speaker 2: road on the way, you know, like we could work
Speaker 2: on them together. You know, we could make our own
Speaker 2: little coffee shop scene or something and I'll put it
Speaker 2: on my wall. That would be fun. So I'd love that.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys at all.
Speaker 2: Imagine this is Brooks hometown.
Speaker 3: Are we made a stuff squirrel again? No? Brook was furious.
Speaker 3: She's like, the only thing you should be stuffing that
Speaker 3: with is crab rangon and dare.
Speaker 5: Taxidermy. There used to be a taxi dermy shop right
Speaker 5: on Main Street when you turn to go, and my
Speaker 5: husband thought.
Speaker 4: It was a person that did taxes.
Speaker 5: For like over a year.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, that's your.
Speaker 6: Next message, Hey, Kyle, Uh, it's from the other day.
Speaker 1: If you are still interested in going to.
Speaker 6: That moonshine tasting a couple of things. So it's Saturday,
Speaker 6: it'll be in Roy Street. There is a freeway underpath.
Speaker 6: You're gonna see a cluster of tents. Do not go
Speaker 6: into tents, like seriously, that is I cannot stress that enough.
Speaker 6: But before you get to the tents, you're going to
Speaker 6: turn right and there's gonna be a sense and you'll
Speaker 6: see a hole in that sense.
Speaker 1: I need you to crawl through that hole. People do
Speaker 1: it all the time. Like, I know it sounds super sketchy,
Speaker 1: but like, literally, you're so so fine. We will walk
Speaker 1: about fifty more feet and there's an open sewer drain
Speaker 1: and actually that moonshine tasting is in the sewer drain.
Speaker 1: Feel just like take that ladder down and we'll have
Speaker 1: everything set up down there. I know it sounds a
Speaker 1: little weird, but it's actually like literally so fun. Like,
Speaker 1: so please call me on this number. This is not
Speaker 1: my normal phone number, but it'll be active for about
Speaker 1: the next forty eight hours. So yeah, I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to it. We're gonna have so much fun next night.
Speaker 5: It just sounds like a hipster I mean, you never
Speaker 5: thought I'd say this, but out of all the messages
Speaker 5: we've heard today, sewer Drain bootleg Moonshine Girl is actually
Speaker 5: the most respectable out of the entire group.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how this would go.
Speaker 5: It's like a speak easy yeah, or like a smell
Speaker 5: punging to not go in the tent.
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