Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brook and Jeffrey podcast.
Speaker 2: And did you guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy.
Speaker 3: Jay.
Speaker 4: Wait, those actually all have super hot men, don't they Actually?
Speaker 1: If you're listening from their DM me after this, k
Speaker 1: after you hear the full shower. I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 5: The other day we talked about Alexis and the dirty
Speaker 5: dealings that she had at the grocery store.
Speaker 1: I still can't believe this. I mean, honestly, I thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna be like she stole a little grape.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was, oh variety of pepper.
Speaker 6: She's robbing.
Speaker 5: It's shocking because for years, to save money at the
Speaker 5: self checkout, she charges things like sweet potatoes as regular potatoes.
Speaker 5: It's cheap.
Speaker 1: It adds up. Alexis I started in college. Isn't that
Speaker 1: a good excuse? No?
Speaker 5: No, that's worse. So just abusing their trust. Well maybe
Speaker 5: it's a surprise to everybody here, but not to me
Speaker 5: for sure, because one of the local grocery stores in
Speaker 5: our area just responded, why I believe it?
Speaker 1: I actually believe it. I believe it.
Speaker 5: They sent us an email saying they heard the segment
Speaker 5: and from now on. I can't even say it. It's
Speaker 5: because we're late.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a long time for us to be late.
Speaker 5: We gotta do it now. WCII, which clip is it?
Speaker 5: With two viral sound bit it's only enough time to
Speaker 5: get to one of them. Here are your choices. Option
Speaker 5: one a thirty five second clip of a ninety year
Speaker 5: old granny destroying the bad Romance TikTok challenge. But does
Speaker 5: she slay it or spray it? Or do you want
Speaker 5: Option to a thirty eight second clip of a sweet,
Speaker 5: doting husband, the type that Brooke wishes she had when
Speaker 5: she was pregnant, surprising his bay with the ultimate shocker.
Speaker 5: So what's it gonna be? Granny goes Gaga or out
Speaker 5: of this world?
Speaker 7: Mama Alexis, I think I got Granny goes Gaga.
Speaker 1: I go to husband one with the pregnant lady.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're tied up, then, Jose, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 5: the granny. Old people. The people have spoken. Let's hear
Speaker 5: a ninety year old granny destroying the bad Romance TikTok challenge.
Speaker 5: Oh that's not the grandma.
Speaker 1: Oh she said that was amazing.
Speaker 5: Grandma was second and she's saying, caught in a fence.
Speaker 6: Herdstand I know, I didn't understand either, but it was
Speaker 6: so adorable.
Speaker 5: That was another epic fail and a good conclusion for
Speaker 5: which could have it. Let's move on to the shock
Speaker 5: collar question of the day and just send it over
Speaker 5: to Digital Jake to take this away from me, please,
Speaker 5: Jake Savings.
Speaker 8: Everyone knows the members of this morning show are all
Speaker 8: fans of streaks. For example, Jose was actually filmed streaking
Speaker 8: through a grocery store parking lot with a diaper on
Speaker 8: his head and a smile on his face. Well, Brooke
Speaker 8: has said many times how she enjoys washing the streaks
Speaker 8: out of her son's Spider Man underwe.
Speaker 1: God don't have boys.
Speaker 8: But the current streak we're focused on is the boys
Speaker 8: two game winning streak in cap or No Cap. If
Speaker 8: they get to three in a row, the girls have
Speaker 8: to buy them a lunch. It's always watched the movie
Speaker 8: Blue Streak in the Breaker.
Speaker 5: Boys Only.
Speaker 8: Let's play another Battle of the Sexes edition of Cap
Speaker 8: or No Cap. Start things off with the reigning champs,
Speaker 8: Jeffrey and Jose. Okay, Lil Wayne's birth name is Dwayne
Speaker 8: cap or No Cap huh, Well, his name is Wayne Carter.
Speaker 1: Would it be funny if if he was little Dwayne?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Why would he want to change it?
Speaker 1: And why wouldn't he go by d Wayne?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you know me? Like that sounds pretty sweet?
Speaker 6: Well, I know he started by saying, well because he
Speaker 6: was the youngest in cash money. He was like fourteen
Speaker 6: when they started making records.
Speaker 1: So it's like, I'm sure it's a very healthy environment.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, turned out great.
Speaker 6: Ah, I don't think it's Dwayne.
Speaker 5: Why would he drop the D.
Speaker 6: I think it's his cap.
Speaker 5: Let's go cap, Let's go cap.
Speaker 8: They said cap, and that is no car born Dwayne
Speaker 8: Carter didn't have a relationship with his dad, so we
Speaker 8: dropped the d. Kept like, wow, there, you know, Oh
Speaker 8: for once, go to the ladies.
Speaker 1: Dude, he should have an album called drop the.
Speaker 8: D Alexis and Brooke. The plunger on a pinball machine
Speaker 8: was first called the knob throbber.
Speaker 1: It's the plunger, the thing you pull. Yeah, okay, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's the thing you pulled. Shut it up.
Speaker 5: Not a good start, lady, What did you call it?
Speaker 1: The knobnob throbber was God, I'm glad we got this
Speaker 1: about the boys stop pulling. Have you heard anybody older
Speaker 1: than you called that brook I grew up. We had
Speaker 1: a pinball machine at my house when I grew up,
Speaker 1: which is cool. I feel like your parents would have
Speaker 1: called it by the knob. Yeah, I think that it's cat.
Speaker 1: I think so too. Cap.
Speaker 8: They said cap, and that's cap job made up.
Speaker 1: It's totally good. Ladies nickname from college.
Speaker 8: Ladies have one. Nothing back to the boys. Before nineteen hundred,
Speaker 8: prize fights in boxing went a hundred rounds. What hundred?
Speaker 1: How long would that last?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 6: Maybe here, here's my my first thought, Jeff, maybe they
Speaker 6: made it that way, so they literally had to fight
Speaker 6: until someone was knocked out or gave up or threw
Speaker 6: like glator style.
Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking, because now everybody's such sissies,
Speaker 5: like we're just we're calling it quits after three rounds
Speaker 5: and giving everybody a participation with just for trying I break.
Speaker 1: Have I seen the pictures of the old boxers. They're
Speaker 1: like super skinny with.
Speaker 5: Like huge It probably took him a really, really long
Speaker 5: time to knock each other out. It was like tiny
Speaker 5: little slap kisses, and they probably to take t breaks
Speaker 5: in the middle just to keep Yeah, that's what I
Speaker 5: was yelling out about. I think it is no cab.
Speaker 6: I don't think anybody got there, but they probably literally
Speaker 6: had in the rules one hundred rounds max.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they could come back the next day and
Speaker 5: like fish.
Speaker 6: We're gonna say, even though it's wildly ridiculous, Jake, we're
Speaker 6: gonna say it's no cab.
Speaker 8: They said no cap, and that is no cap rightneteen
Speaker 8: the year nineteen hundred, for safety, they lowered the maximum
Speaker 8: to twenty rounds.
Speaker 1: That's a big jump down.
Speaker 8: So we're tied up. Ladies, you get this right, you win?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: Baseball umpires used to sit in rocking chairs, cap or no.
Speaker 1: Cap, rocking chairs right behind the ketcher.
Speaker 4: I mean, I can see why you would want a
Speaker 4: rocking chair and not a regular chair, so that if
Speaker 4: a ball was flying at your head.
Speaker 8: You could rock back.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 5: I don't it's no cap umpire snoring because.
Speaker 1: It reading back logic. I will say no cap. It's fun.
Speaker 8: They said no cap, and that is no cap really
Speaker 8: stopped in eighteen fifty nine was the last year they did.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: I thought that was a good job ladies.
Speaker 5: All right, so the girls take the victory today and
Speaker 5: Jose and I are going to get shocked while singing
Speaker 5: all Star by smash Mouth.
Speaker 6: All right, somebody was told me the world is gonna
Speaker 6: row me.
Speaker 10: I ain't.
Speaker 5: The shop is tool in the ship. I wanted to
Speaker 5: keep going, I mean the rest of that song once
Speaker 5: we're done with.
Speaker 1: This shock collar.
Speaker 3: Question of the day, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Quick, Brook, what do you think is the most valuable
Speaker 5: work skill that bosses are looking for right now?
Speaker 1: Something we don't have? Excel spreadsheep. I don't want to
Speaker 1: use that program. It's really frustrating.
Speaker 5: Alexis. Knowing how to trick guys into paying for your
Speaker 5: uber isn't a skill. Do you have any guests come.
Speaker 1: On that should get me a job? I don't know
Speaker 1: someone fun? Fun? Did you like the environment? Did you
Speaker 1: put that down on your resume?
Speaker 11: I got hired.
Speaker 5: I can't ask anybody else because the website resume builder
Speaker 5: dot com pulled a thousand bosses and found the hot
Speaker 5: new in demand skill companies are looking for.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's going to be something weird is knowing.
Speaker 5: How to use chat GPT already. Yeah, it's only been
Speaker 5: out for a few months, but ninety percent of hiring
Speaker 5: managers said having experience with it is a major plus
Speaker 5: and could increase your shot of landing a job.
Speaker 1: Where our company just sent us a thing say you
Speaker 1: are not allowed to use this.
Speaker 5: It's weird. If you look on job sites though, like
Speaker 5: Monster and zip recruiter, they actually mentioned chat gpt and
Speaker 5: a lot of the listings.
Speaker 6: Now, what do you mean know how to use it?
Speaker 6: Though you literally just type it in and say no,
Speaker 6: write this for me.
Speaker 4: There's a good way to use it, in a bad
Speaker 4: way to use it, like how to utilize it?
Speaker 1: Best to get the work done that you want.
Speaker 5: There's an art to do it the right way to be.
Speaker 4: It's just a computer program to like, you know, spit
Speaker 4: out things that it has seen on the internet.
Speaker 5: Sounds like aout.
Speaker 1: I'm going to put it down next to fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So they don't care about PowerPoint or teamwork or
Speaker 5: creative skills. All comes down to do you know how
Speaker 5: to ask a chat robot to do your job for you?
Speaker 1: So chat gpt just wrote back and said, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got you.
Speaker 9: Ye.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's taken over. Fast forward to a year from
Speaker 5: now it's probably gonna be brooken chat GPT in the morning.
Speaker 5: So oh yeah, actually be fun a lot better show
Speaker 5: than this.
Speaker 6: And a computer will be doing my job with the
Speaker 6: laughing it stuck again.
Speaker 5: Laser Stories is coming up right after this. It's the
Speaker 5: radio segment that loves love and he has seventeen dollars
Speaker 5: to buy himself some tonight, so text him a seven
Speaker 5: eighty five nine two tell him where he can find
Speaker 5: some cheap love. Hey, right here, big budd, It's Laser Stories.
Speaker 5: The segment Murder read weird news stories around the globe,
Speaker 5: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.
Speaker 5: Those other Dumblebee tunas just don't. This first laser story
Speaker 5: is out of Ontario, California. Three years ago, a thirty
Speaker 5: year old city employee named Griselda Perez walked into an
Speaker 5: A MPM convenience store and was caught on surveillance video
Speaker 5: slipping a two dollars ninety nine per cent energy bar
Speaker 5: into her pocket and never paying for Maybe she set
Speaker 5: herself up for the joke. Is that an energy bar
Speaker 5: in your bucket?
Speaker 10: Maybe?
Speaker 5: Even though the video was considered inconclusive, the owner turned
Speaker 5: it over to the city and Instead of giving Griselda
Speaker 5: a warning, they paid an entire private legal team to
Speaker 5: go after her.
Speaker 8: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: A two dollars energy bar?
Speaker 5: Of course, the city spends their money. Good thing.
Speaker 1: She was awake for it.
Speaker 5: And remember this is a city employee that they wanted
Speaker 5: to make an example of. Yeah, and because after three
Speaker 5: years they racked up a bill of one hundred and
Speaker 5: thirty three thousand dollars in legal fees. Oh my, you
Speaker 5: over one hundred and thirty grand to go after an
Speaker 5: employee who may or may not have solo a three
Speaker 5: dollar energy bar retrospective to charity.
Speaker 1: Then must feel so good to pay those taxes.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: In the end, they finally had their day in court
Speaker 5: and a judge found that the theft had not been proved.
Speaker 5: Take that, and they ordered the city council to reinstate
Speaker 5: Griselda came away.
Speaker 4: Did anyone else feel like we need a statue of
Speaker 4: Griselda city Hall? Because that that's amazing sponsorship.
Speaker 1: She is like some sort of hero.
Speaker 5: Not only were they ordered to give her her job back,
Speaker 5: but they were also forced to reinstate her with back
Speaker 5: pay for the last three years. It's brilliant.
Speaker 1: That is so good.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, that's tens of thousands that leads.
Speaker 5: That's little vacation for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's somebody still in city Hall going worth it.
Speaker 5: Actually. Their stories out of Ireland's twenty eight year old
Speaker 5: woman named Jess Taylor recently bought a used couch with
Speaker 5: her boyfriend because their dog ruined their old one. Okay, no,
Speaker 5: they didn't want anything too nice because it would just
Speaker 5: probably get trashed to so they went to a second
Speaker 5: hand store and they ended up with a tan and
Speaker 5: brown two seater. But they didn't find out what came
Speaker 5: with the couch until they lost their remote.
Speaker 1: He didn't he didn't clean it before rut here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, Jess's boyfriend reached down in between the cushions
Speaker 5: still looked for it and felt something weird.
Speaker 3: I don't want to know.
Speaker 8: Next story.
Speaker 5: He pulled his hand back out and realized he was
Speaker 5: holding an entire handful of fingernails. I don't know what
Speaker 5: I thought you should say?
Speaker 12: Not?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it turns out the couch was filled with thousands
Speaker 5: of the.
Speaker 6: Bugs in it, almost grass, and there are plenty of
Speaker 6: toenails in there too.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And Jose is saying this as he piles his fingernails
Speaker 4: in piles on this piece of paper.
Speaker 1: Next to it.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 6: I throw them away every day.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't see it. You may
Speaker 1: be putting them in pockets and bringing them home to
Speaker 1: your cow.
Speaker 5: You don't need some first, So someone was obviously disposing
Speaker 5: of them in there, but it could have been multiple
Speaker 5: people doing it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Luckily for the couple, they were into it and spent
Speaker 5: the entire rest of the night sorting and categorizing them
Speaker 5: for their nail scrap of collection. That's a lie, John,
Speaker 5: I gotta get better about that. And they were grossed
Speaker 5: out by it too, but not disgusted enough to toss
Speaker 5: out the couchs. In fact, they kept it. Who They
Speaker 5: vacuumed the rest of the nails out, and Jen says
Speaker 5: there were so many it sounded like she was vacuuming
Speaker 5: uncooked rice. I mean, happy ending.
Speaker 1: I never pour rice into a pot.
Speaker 5: And let's go to your next God, this next one's
Speaker 5: out of Build a Bear Central.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, I honestly don't know how to feel about this.
Speaker 5: I'm actually I'm antle bit uncomfortable reading this headline, but
Speaker 5: it says Build a Bear launches after dark series of
Speaker 5: teddy Bears only for adults. That's right, they're giving us
Speaker 5: horny teddy bears.
Speaker 1: What are those batteries for you have to put in
Speaker 1: your Build a Bear?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 5: The Build a Bear website asks who sent stuffed animals
Speaker 5: were just for the kids? They did not, Why should
Speaker 5: they get to have all the fun?
Speaker 10: I agree?
Speaker 1: I mean wrong company to do this. Anybody else, like,
Speaker 1: do I know?
Speaker 3: I love?
Speaker 1: Going to That place.
Speaker 5: Features a picture of its teddy bear with a lion's
Speaker 5: mane and a silk robe, lying on a shag carpet
Speaker 5: with a single rose and two glasses of wine. Oh
Speaker 5: it's pretty clear with this bear's intentions.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but this bear just roared at me.
Speaker 5: The bears range from PG to PG thirteen, so don't
Speaker 5: worry too much about it. Here's some of the options.
Speaker 5: There's a topless bear in only boxers with a huge
Speaker 5: heart around his head.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that male silk very big of boxers.
Speaker 1: It would be pretty funny if there is a bear
Speaker 1: with boobs, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: Well, they do have a female bear and heels holding
Speaker 5: a bottle of wine and a wine glass with a
Speaker 5: shirt on that reads it's wine o' clock somewhere.
Speaker 1: I should be.
Speaker 5: It's somewhere, it's not Brooks. That bear is wearing clothes. Finally,
Speaker 5: for the gen Zers, there's a bear in pajamas and
Speaker 5: red fluffy slippers holding a mixed berry Seltzer and that's
Speaker 5: Barry Spells b So if you're wondering, you could purchase
Speaker 5: any and all of these at the gift shop on
Speaker 5: the Bills to Bear website. Next to these are stories
Speaker 5: out of the world of Words.
Speaker 1: I like this world.
Speaker 5: Well, we found a list of phrases that supposedly make
Speaker 5: you sound unprofessional at work, and luckily there's also suggestions
Speaker 5: for what you should say instead, So see if you're
Speaker 5: guilty of saying any of these. Here's the top three.
Speaker 5: Number three is does that make sense?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 5: Experts say that phrase is highly unprofessional. Instead, try what
Speaker 5: are your thoughts? Or I'd like to hear your input
Speaker 5: on this.
Speaker 13: I don't want to hear their input, and I want
Speaker 13: them to give it, I say.
Speaker 5: Number two is quote sorry to bother you. If you
Speaker 5: use this phrase, apparently you sound old and lazy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Instead they suggest saying excuse me, That makes you sound culture.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse him? Is that better?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Is that more cultured for you?
Speaker 5: Finally, the number one most unprofessional thing to say at
Speaker 5: work is if you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh, I say all of them. Yeah, I was gonna
Speaker 1: say I think so.
Speaker 5: Too, apparently, experts. If you say that, you sound dumb
Speaker 5: and uneducated.
Speaker 1: Attacked.
Speaker 5: What to say instead is nothing. Don't say anything. This
Speaker 5: is all unnecessary filler. Just say exactly what you need
Speaker 5: and that's it. I don't like that, I say, just
Speaker 5: let your actions speak louder than words.
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's appropriate in the work place.
Speaker 5: What does his actions say to you right now? Tell
Speaker 5: me he's all business, no pants and that sound means
Speaker 5: what the stoye has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 5: We'll do it again the same time on.
Speaker 3: Wednesday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Alexis, let me give you a theoretical situation here. Okay,
Speaker 5: let's say you meet a super hot single guy. Okay,
Speaker 5: he's tall, he's athletic, super rich, loves watching god awful
Speaker 5: reality TV, and somehow doesn't find your mother attractive. But
Speaker 5: he does leave voicemails and leaves voice messages. What do
Speaker 5: you do.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so bad, I might have to block his number.
Speaker 5: For most people now, just leaving a voicemail alone is
Speaker 5: a giant red fla, and our next segment proves why.
Speaker 5: Because we have a whole batch of cringey messages to
Speaker 5: play for you. You will understand and feel Alexis's pain
Speaker 5: when you hear them in a brand new loser line,
Speaker 5: Coming up, girl, what's up with you?
Speaker 3: Ant?
Speaker 1: Is this the right number?
Speaker 3: It's the loser line, good boy, just.
Speaker 5: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before,
Speaker 5: it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while
Speaker 5: you're out at the club and uses this charming pick
Speaker 5: applying on you either sweet baby raised barbecue on his house. Wait,
Speaker 5: I hope you like bad boys because I'm bad at everything.
Speaker 4: Awful voice is so low it's hard for erecting whatever
Speaker 4: you do.
Speaker 5: Don't give him a weird look like he's not from
Speaker 5: this planet. Instead, tell him you'd be more than happy
Speaker 5: to give him lessons sometime, and then tell him to
Speaker 5: call you. Hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we
Speaker 5: can play on the air. Voicemails like this.
Speaker 11: One, Miss Anderson.
Speaker 14: By the way, listen I do a lot of school
Speaker 14: tours at the chocolate factory, but you know, I've never
Speaker 14: met like a teacher that's quite like you, because Wow,
Speaker 14: you were so great with the kids and and I
Speaker 14: can really tell that you know, you like being a
Speaker 14: part of, you know, the whole coco experience.
Speaker 5: Did you like the joke that I made or did.
Speaker 14: You like the knowledge that I placed on you where
Speaker 14: I said, you know, cocoa beans get turned into nibs
Speaker 14: and there's more nibs.
Speaker 5: Where that came from.
Speaker 14: Listen, If all my teachers at school look like you
Speaker 14: like that amazing, I probably would.
Speaker 15: Have stayed in like a lot longer.
Speaker 5: Like I'm just letting you know right now. If you've
Speaker 5: ever wondered what's the opposite of Willie Wonka's Fantastic Chocolate Factory,
Speaker 5: it's what you us heard there.
Speaker 1: I love that one who can make a bad joke.
Speaker 11: Watch next message, Hey Jeff, Hey, he remember Hey, let's go.
Speaker 11: Let's go, let's go, let's go. Hey, let's go, Hey
Speaker 11: you and then hey, hey, let's try not to lose. Okay, okay,
Speaker 11: let's try not to lose.
Speaker 5: Beer winner.
Speaker 11: Yay us this party, Party, Party on the bus, us
Speaker 11: let's party, party, party.
Speaker 14: We can party anywhere, we can party on the bus,
Speaker 14: we can party on the field.
Speaker 12: Go Go Go.
Speaker 5: Team Yay, Let's go and go.
Speaker 3: Let's go see soon.
Speaker 6: Next message, how did how did this cheerleading coach or
Speaker 6: something get the loser line?
Speaker 5: I don't know from a parent.
Speaker 1: Let's try not to lose.
Speaker 5: Party on the fielding, on the bus, the studio. It
Speaker 5: doesn't rhyme, but it's a good mess. Efforts there. Speaking
Speaker 5: of effort, have you been to our TikTok at Broke
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey. You should because we post the number one
Speaker 5: loser line of the week on there all the time.
Speaker 5: You can follow, subscribe. Feel free to comment on my
Speaker 5: body too, because I just had my elbows watched like
Speaker 5: a baby. Yeah, hot elbow. You think that's weird? You
Speaker 5: should listen to this.
Speaker 15: Hey, Sarah, you gave me your number and I just
Speaker 15: I didn't mention this before. But I'm actually training to
Speaker 15: be a taxidermists. Basically, I work with animal skins and
Speaker 15: sort of make them more alive and stuff like that.
Speaker 15: It's more of a self taught thing, but I spend
Speaker 15: a couple hours every morning finding specimens on the side
Speaker 15: of the road to practice on, and you know, I'm
Speaker 15: getting pretty good and stuff. So that's where I'm at
Speaker 15: in life. Cool fact, I actually was able to make
Speaker 15: a gopher pose like he was playing golf and I
Speaker 15: got a cute little plaid.
Speaker 5: Hat and everything.
Speaker 15: So you know, if you want to, you want to
Speaker 15: see that for yourself sometime, I would love you came over.
Speaker 15: Could uh make some popcorn or something?
Speaker 5: Just have a nice chat. Oh.
Speaker 15: Also, if you find any cute little animals on the
Speaker 15: road on the way, you know, like we could work
Speaker 15: on them together. You know, we could make our own
Speaker 15: little coffee shop scene or something and I'll put it
Speaker 15: on my wall. That would be fun.
Speaker 5: So I'd love that. Thank you guys at all.
Speaker 6: Imagine this is hometown.
Speaker 5: Are we made us stuff squirrel again?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 5: Brook was furious. She's like, the only thing you should
Speaker 5: be stuffing that with is crab rangon And dare you taxidermy?
Speaker 4: There used to be a taxi dermy shop right on
Speaker 4: Main Street when you turn to where we go, and
Speaker 4: my husband thought.
Speaker 1: It was a person that did for like over a year.
Speaker 4: He's like that your.
Speaker 12: Next message, Hey Kyle, uh, it's from the other day.
Speaker 12: If you are still interested in going to that Moonshine
Speaker 12: ty sing a couple of things. So it's Saturday. It'll
Speaker 12: be in Roy Street. There is a freeway underpath. You're
Speaker 12: gonna see a cluster of tents. Do not go into tents,
Speaker 12: like seriously, that is I cannot stress that enough. But
Speaker 12: before you get to the tents, you're going to turn
Speaker 12: right and there's gonna be a sense and you'll see
Speaker 12: a hole in that sense. I need you to crawl
Speaker 12: through that hole. People do it all the time. Like,
Speaker 12: I know it sounds super sketchy, but like literally, you're
Speaker 12: so so fine. We will walk about fifty more feet
Speaker 12: and there's an open sewer drain and actually that Moonshine
Speaker 12: Tyes thing is in the sewer drain, so you'll just
Speaker 12: like take that ladder down and and we'll have everything
Speaker 12: set up down there. I know it sounds little weird,
Speaker 12: but it's actually like literally so fun. Like so please
Speaker 12: call me on this number. This is not my normal
Speaker 12: phone number, but it'll be active for about the next
Speaker 12: forty eight hours.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 12: We're gonna have so much fun next.
Speaker 5: It just sounds like a hipster I mean, you never
Speaker 5: thought i'd say this, but out of all the messages
Speaker 5: we've heard today, Sewer Drain, Bootleg moonshine girl is actually
Speaker 5: the most respectable out of the entire group.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how would go?
Speaker 6: It's a speak easiest yeah, or like a smell punging
Speaker 6: to not go in the tent.
Speaker 5: You can listen a Loser Line regularly at this time
Speaker 5: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook
Speaker 5: and Jeffery YouTube channel so you can listen to every
Speaker 5: Loser Line. Second date in phone tap right there. Speaking
Speaker 5: of phone taps, we've got one coming up next. Today
Speaker 5: we call a woman who's been working the front get
Speaker 5: a big hotel for years now. Business was slow for
Speaker 5: a while, but lately it's been picking up, which is great,
Speaker 5: but downside is definitely more stressful. Yeah, oh yeah, and
Speaker 5: that's why we have Brooke call to completely waste one
Speaker 5: hundred percent of this woman's time. Yeah, and you know what,
Speaker 5: she's gonna love it. I make she will or the
Speaker 5: total opposite of that. But it has to stay professional
Speaker 5: the whole time. It's your phone tap right now.
Speaker 11: Another on the twenties, Sweet TSK, how can I help you?
Speaker 1: Seven letters another word for tater.
Speaker 11: Hmmm, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: What was that?
Speaker 1: Yes, Hi, I'm a guest here at the hotel, and
Speaker 1: they said if I had any questions, I could call
Speaker 1: the front desk.
Speaker 10: Sure.
Speaker 11: How can I help you?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm doing a crossword in the newspaper. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: on this one. Seven letters, another word for tater. Can
Speaker 1: you help me?
Speaker 11: Yes, sure, I can try to help you. Seven words
Speaker 11: for tater.
Speaker 1: Okay, seven letters, seven letters.
Speaker 11: Seven letters? Okay, how about potato?
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, okay, potato.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was on that for almost three hours.
Speaker 11: Well, I'm so glad I can have called you earlier.
Speaker 1: You're a doll.
Speaker 11: Great, Well you enjoy your say I want to say.
Speaker 1: Think I'm going to leave you a tip.
Speaker 11: No need, man, it's not a big deal. I'm more
Speaker 11: than happy to help you out.
Speaker 1: No, I insist.
Speaker 4: I have a coupon somewhere in the bottom of this
Speaker 4: purse for four pounds of uncooked shrimp.
Speaker 11: Why why don't you just enjoy that yourself and you
Speaker 11: could think of me. Have a great day. Thank you, enjoyed, Bye, bye,
Speaker 11: sweet son. Task How can I help you?
Speaker 2: Basket dash, dash, dash dash, that's what four dashes?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 11: Hi again, ma'am, I guess you're still working on that
Speaker 11: crossword puzzle.
Speaker 1: This is a hard one.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know what to put down. Do
Speaker 2: you know what basket dash dash?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 11: Honestly, yeah, I am not. I am not very good
Speaker 11: at crossword puzzles. We do have free WiFi, well, and
Speaker 11: you could Google a lot of these questions and answer
Speaker 11: that you need for your crossword puzzle.
Speaker 4: I am not a WiFi I'm a widow, and I
Speaker 4: don't know who Google is.
Speaker 11: Okay, Google is not a person, it's an actual website.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I thought you thought I was some sort
Speaker 1: of fluozy.
Speaker 11: Well, I think you're going to find that quite helpful
Speaker 11: for a lot of things that you're doing, particularly this
Speaker 11: crossword puzzle, because I just have to help the person
Speaker 11: who's in front of me ready to check in.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, Before you get to that, maybe
Speaker 1: you could come up to my room and show me
Speaker 1: how computers work.
Speaker 11: Well, I won't be able to today because I have
Speaker 11: to maintain my position here at the front desk. I
Speaker 11: have to answer the phone, I have to check people in.
Speaker 2: You said, excuse me, you said you could help me
Speaker 2: with any issues I had.
Speaker 11: Okay, I know I said that, but it's more issues
Speaker 11: of your actual stay here that I can help you with.
Speaker 1: If you refuse to help me, I'm going to use
Speaker 1: some cross words with you. Why do you see what
Speaker 1: I did there?
Speaker 11: Cross That was very witty, I think. Why drop, ma'am.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I really have to go. I have a
Speaker 11: guest case only waiting in front of me.
Speaker 1: You have, I said, excuse me?
Speaker 2: I said, basket dash dash dash dash.
Speaker 11: Okay, ma'am. This is the last one that I can
Speaker 11: help you with, the last one. You cannot call me
Speaker 11: back about the crossword puzzle, but the answer you may
Speaker 11: be looking for case basket case b a S. Have
Speaker 11: a wonderful day. Good luck with that puzzle. Thank you,
Speaker 11: bye bye, enjoy your stay.
Speaker 1: I really quick, what about eight letters another another word
Speaker 1: for prank call?
Speaker 11: Okay, ma'am, I'm going to have to finish with the
Speaker 11: guests in front of me, and I'm.
Speaker 10: Going to hang now.
Speaker 1: It's phone tap.
Speaker 11: Okay, that's very good. Thank you have won.
Speaker 1: By no no, no, wait wait wait you get it.
Speaker 4: This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: What we're doing a phone tap on you?
Speaker 11: Oh? I was getting an.
Speaker 1: I can tell your coworker.
Speaker 4: Phillips said, you guys have been getting some weirdos into
Speaker 4: the hotel, and thank you.
Speaker 11: Your job is stressful enough. And then somebody wear a
Speaker 11: crossword puzzle.
Speaker 1: You just needed your help.
Speaker 11: I couldn't imagine what was going to be next.
Speaker 1: Well, next was going to be the cross words?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 1: Wake up.
Speaker 3: Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Everybody's allowed to make little mistakes when you're out on
Speaker 5: a date, but sometimes there's ones that go down where
Speaker 5: you say, I don't know, this could just be a
Speaker 5: deal breaker, like wetting both your pairs of pants, oh,
Speaker 5: your regular ones and the emergency backup pair that you
Speaker 5: keep in the.
Speaker 1: Tree your date stuck around for the second or.
Speaker 5: If your mom shows up during appetizers and takes a
Speaker 5: photo for the Christmas card. Oh yeah, we told you
Speaker 5: to wait after dessert.
Speaker 1: Yes, when you had your dry pants on.
Speaker 5: We're wondering, was today's dating mistake also unforgivable? And we
Speaker 5: say mistake because I'm hoping this didn't happen on purpose.
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear what it was when we do your
Speaker 5: brand new second date updating right after this second date
Speaker 5: up to day. We really need to get a victory today, Okay,
Speaker 5: not just for our listener, but for ourselves.
Speaker 1: Too, cause I'll always take a victory.
Speaker 5: Brook's going through some deep ish right now with her life.
Speaker 5: Jose and I tried to high five in the break
Speaker 5: room and missed. It's a sad moment. And then Alexis's
Speaker 5: spray tan only covered three quarters of her body this week.
Speaker 1: It's hard to get my back on my own.
Speaker 5: And that's better than usual, by the way. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: a mess, and we're all a little down and out
Speaker 5: right now, including Tiffany, who's on the phone because she's
Speaker 5: having trouble getting a guy to ask her out again. Tiffany,
Speaker 5: if you could describe your mood right now using one emoji,
Speaker 5: what emoji would it be like? This question?
Speaker 7: Probably that one that's like the dejected sad facet eyes.
Speaker 5: Oh, the one that's drooling. Not that one. Maybe asking
Speaker 5: emojis wasn't the best way to start, Tiffany, but maybe
Speaker 5: instead tell us about the guy that you want us
Speaker 5: to contact. Who's he?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 7: So Mike, we met on an app and I thought
Speaker 7: it was really funny. One thing I remember from his
Speaker 7: profile is that he liked to take the scenic route.
Speaker 5: You know, That's what he wrote as his like bio
Speaker 5: little tagline.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought that was kind of cute.
Speaker 5: It takes a long time to do stuff, then most
Speaker 5: people get done in a short amount.
Speaker 2: Of I feel like he's just lated everything.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, well.
Speaker 7: I mean it's less room for discovery, like is he
Speaker 7: late or is he more just like a really present
Speaker 7: soak up time with people.
Speaker 10: Like me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you guys do on your date?
Speaker 7: Well, so we talked a lot before our date. Like,
Speaker 7: I'm not someone who just like dates a lot of people.
Speaker 7: I'm the one at a time kind of person, and
Speaker 7: I wanted to really get to know him before we
Speaker 7: went out. So we talked a lot, and.
Speaker 5: He takes the scenic crowd. Even setting up a first date,
Speaker 5: it just takes a long time.
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe I'm a scenic rout kind of person myself.
Speaker 5: Okay, so what do you guys talk about?
Speaker 7: We talked about all sorts of things and we had
Speaker 7: really good conversation and then he asked me out, and well,
Speaker 7: I didn't tell you guys this because I know it's
Speaker 7: like technically second date update, but we actually have been
Speaker 7: out twice. So the first time was happy hour and
Speaker 7: I just like wanted to talk to him more so
Speaker 7: when he asked me how the second time, I went
Speaker 7: and he asked me to go back to his place
Speaker 7: watch movie and I did, and oh, stay the night, and.
Speaker 1: Then you did stay the night.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was just like one of those things where
Speaker 7: when we were at his place, it just felt like
Speaker 7: we had known each other for a really long time,
Speaker 7: Like it was comfortable, we were cozy. It just felt good.
Speaker 7: It didn't feel like, oh, this is the first time
Speaker 7: of at your place. It felt it felt very like.
Speaker 5: A family member, like a youngerst.
Speaker 1: Like someone you've been in a relationship with.
Speaker 5: That's what I said.
Speaker 4: Do you think you said anything to scare them, like
Speaker 4: you talk too much about wanting to be in a
Speaker 4: relationship or something.
Speaker 7: I mean, honestly, anything is possible, Like I don't claim
Speaker 7: to be the perfect dater or anything like that. This
Speaker 7: just felt good and I'm confused.
Speaker 5: Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: Easy, maybe too natural and easy as a red flag,
Speaker 5: though sometimes people get scared by that. There could be
Speaker 5: more problems here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just I don't know. I didn't see any problems.
Speaker 7: And then since then it's just been like friends. It's
Speaker 7: been very much like the texts aren't as common or
Speaker 7: as frequent, and I don't know something. He is just
Speaker 7: like friendly and I don't know, like if you met
Speaker 7: someone else or if something went wrong.
Speaker 5: Okay, it seems a little bit odd, especially because you've
Speaker 5: been out with him twice and spent the night. I mean,
Speaker 5: alexis talk if that ever happened to you, Like, what's
Speaker 5: your read on the situation?
Speaker 1: You better text me the next day.
Speaker 5: What do you think that you did wrong?
Speaker 1: Alexis never me your problem? Something's wrong with the dumb question?
Speaker 5: Tifny Do you think that there's anything that you could
Speaker 5: have done wrong?
Speaker 7: I don't think so. I mean, I'm sure it's possible,
Speaker 7: but that's kind of what I need help with, Like,
Speaker 7: I just don't know.
Speaker 4: It may be like, I know you're a date only
Speaker 4: one person at a time type of person, but maybe
Speaker 4: he's not.
Speaker 1: Did you guys discuss that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like on his dating profile it said he was
Speaker 7: looking for a long term relationship and marriage, So don't
Speaker 7: be lied about that. I thought we were kind of
Speaker 7: on the seat page.
Speaker 1: So he does.
Speaker 4: I mean, like even that is set in the vibe
Speaker 4: where he's not like a one night only type of guy.
Speaker 6: Well, some guys may be embarrassed by their performance or something,
Speaker 6: or maybe he's a little shy and he's like, Okay,
Speaker 6: it wasn't.
Speaker 5: My best I think I think we get it. No,
Speaker 5: I think we get it. But Brook said, what so
Speaker 5: I don't keep going.
Speaker 1: It's like she's calling him back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, should not be enough affirmation't want.
Speaker 5: It, tivity. He doesn't have anything to be embarrassed about.
Speaker 12: Right, No, definitely not.
Speaker 5: He definitely doesn't.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, but sometimes when when somebody likes the scenic route,
Speaker 5: I mean, you just want to see the scenes one
Speaker 5: time and then you're good. You don't keep driving back
Speaker 5: down that same road over and over again. This movie. Yeah,
Speaker 5: maybe he's seen it before.
Speaker 1: I don't know that heard.
Speaker 5: You're looking for love. We're trying to find answers here
Speaker 5: and hopefully, but we already kissed one there. We'll see
Speaker 5: what he has to say though, when we come back
Speaker 5: and try and get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 5: All right, okay, hold on.
Speaker 3: Update.
Speaker 5: We've been talking to Tiffany about her dates plural, because
Speaker 5: she went on two of them, sex there with a
Speaker 5: guy named Mike. The second one ended in a sleepover
Speaker 5: over at his place.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever called it sleepover, Jeff.
Speaker 5: That's what it was, an adult sleepover. And Tiffany, I
Speaker 5: feel like we've gotten close enough over the last few
Speaker 5: minutes for me to call you a nickname at this point.
Speaker 5: Is it cool if I call you tea dog? Or
Speaker 5: should I just stick with tiff No?
Speaker 7: I prefer Tiffany, my friend.
Speaker 5: Well the full Tiffany.
Speaker 4: Okay, the dog is just insulting almost Yeah, I just
Speaker 4: dog doing.
Speaker 5: That's how you know that I'm cool with you if
Speaker 5: I put a dog afterwards?
Speaker 1: But ja forward.
Speaker 5: So Tiffany is confused because after having this great connection
Speaker 5: with Mike, who maybe I should call Michael to not
Speaker 5: offend her. At this point, he's not calling her back,
Speaker 5: and she wants some answers. Luckily, Brooke knows exactly what
Speaker 5: went wrong. Brooke, go ahead, tell him.
Speaker 1: Yes, I actually have no idea.
Speaker 3: Oh why would I know?
Speaker 1: I mean, I sound lovely.
Speaker 5: You have the answers.
Speaker 1: No, I'm bummed out for her.
Speaker 4: You know, it's a guy who says he's looking for
Speaker 4: a serious relationship, makes an amazing connection with a woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, and then nothing.
Speaker 5: Does that make you feel better, Tiffany, there's no reason
Speaker 5: for him to not be calling you back, but he's
Speaker 5: still not doing it better.
Speaker 7: I guess not really, he depressed her even more.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a reasonable explanation.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, I just I thought he was really lovely.
Speaker 13: It felt really easy, it felt right. I would really
Speaker 13: like to see where it goes, because I don't feel
Speaker 13: that like comfort and natural feeling on the very often.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm really hoping this works out for you.
Speaker 5: Well, let's find out for sure. We're gonna call him
Speaker 5: and see what he has to say. All right, let's
Speaker 5: get m Dog up on the line here. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 5: what's up is this Mike?
Speaker 11: Yep?
Speaker 5: This is he?
Speaker 3: Who's this?
Speaker 13: Hey?
Speaker 5: My name is Jeff but all my friends call me
Speaker 5: Jay Dog. I'm sorry, Yeah, hey man, So I'm yeah.
Speaker 5: You're on a radio show right now called Brook and
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm trying to heard of you guys.
Speaker 9: Kind of Why am I.
Speaker 10: On this show?
Speaker 5: Well, you're on this show for a segment we do
Speaker 5: call the second Date Update because you went out on
Speaker 5: a couple of hot dates with one of our listeners.
Speaker 5: His name Tiffany.
Speaker 9: Oh Tiffany, huh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds like you two had a lot of fun together.
Speaker 9: I don't know if they were a hot pea, but yeah,
Speaker 9: we went on a few dates. They were interesting.
Speaker 1: That's wait, did you say that they weren't hot?
Speaker 10: I didn't find none to be that great. I don't know,
Speaker 10: maybe insulting, a little depressing, the middle of the letdown.
Speaker 10: She's a nice growing off.
Speaker 1: But didn't she stay the night at your house?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I don't know how much you talk to Tiffany, but
Speaker 9: so we.
Speaker 5: We did speak to her a little bit. From what
Speaker 5: we've learned, there were two separate dates that you guys
Speaker 5: went on, Yes, one that it was a happy hour
Speaker 5: and the second one was I.
Speaker 1: Think dinner and then back to your place. So then
Speaker 1: you watch a movie and she stayed the night.
Speaker 9: I mean, dinner was fine.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 9: Here's the thing.
Speaker 10: Uh, He repeatedly fell asleep during kind of serious conversation about.
Speaker 5: No way, what do you mean?
Speaker 10: Well, let me give you example, kind of like nailing
Speaker 10: the coffin for me. Was I was talking about the
Speaker 10: time I almost died once. I'm like a big outdorrec
Speaker 10: guy climb I ski.
Speaker 4: So I so wait, wait, wait, are you sitting at
Speaker 4: dinner talking about this or you back at the house
Speaker 4: like on the couch.
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 9: That moment was back at the couch after the dinner. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 9: so I'm you know, I'm whitewater rafting.
Speaker 10: It went the wrong way, almost about to go over
Speaker 10: a fall and was bad.
Speaker 9: And it's kind of the exciting interesting part when I
Speaker 9: don't die and I look over and I thought maybe
Speaker 9: she was closing her eyes because like, ah, it's dressed.
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, she was.
Speaker 9: She was out like a light. Oh and you know,
Speaker 9: I get it. We all worked, life's busy.
Speaker 10: She might have been tired. But he's falling asleep on
Speaker 10: like two other phone calls at night when we've just
Speaker 10: been chatting trying to get to know each other.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, she's kind of jealous. She could do that.
Speaker 9: Maybe I bore her. I don't know my life's boring
Speaker 9: to her. She just likes to hear herself.
Speaker 4: Did I ask, is she was she drunk during all
Speaker 4: these times that she fall asleep?
Speaker 9: No, not drunk at all, absolutely not.
Speaker 10: I'm wide awake for her stories, and she's telling hers
Speaker 10: and then she's zogs out. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5: That's interesting because when we talked to her, Tiffany didn't
Speaker 5: mention anything about falling asleep, probably because she didn't remember
Speaker 5: falling asleep.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 6: But I see during the movie because some people you
Speaker 6: turn a movie on instantly out, but a phone conversation.
Speaker 1: I mean, I could go to sleep right now, and.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's it's a good idea to bring Tiffany on
Speaker 5: the line right now before she falls asleep. Just listening
Speaker 5: to this because I need to tell you, Mike, she's
Speaker 5: been on the other line this entire time.
Speaker 9: Oh wait, what do you mean she's on the line now,
Speaker 9: like listening to our conversation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how the segment works. We have them waiting
Speaker 5: to jump in. Tiffany, are you awake.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm awake.
Speaker 5: Okay, there was a moment there.
Speaker 1: Wait you sound you sound mad?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm frustrated because really I need I remember you
Speaker 7: telling me about the story that you died or whatever,
Speaker 7: like I remember that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but every time.
Speaker 10: I was walking about important things in my life that
Speaker 10: weren't boring, and we're interesting in full time.
Speaker 9: You were not there, you were sleeping. We're using off.
Speaker 5: Maybe your life isn't as interesting as you think it is, Mike,
Speaker 5: and you need to have more crazy experiences to hold
Speaker 5: her attention.
Speaker 9: I guess that's the message. But I'm looking for like
Speaker 9: long term love and marriage and wait, I don't want
Speaker 9: someone who falls asleep, like.
Speaker 8: Do you take this?
Speaker 1: How long are you stories?
Speaker 4: Like, let's be real, I mean you guys, I mean,
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter if we think they're boring or not.
Speaker 4: Because Tiffany said to us, Mike, like when you were
Speaker 4: on the phone, how amazing you were and how interesting
Speaker 4: you were and how connected she felt to you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I just felt very at ease and comfortable.
Speaker 7: And I guess you know, it was a Thursday, it
Speaker 7: was the end of the week. I was at Keith
Speaker 7: and I just dozed off a little bit. Like it's
Speaker 7: not an insult.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he has such a nice couch. I know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're the human version of a sleeping show.
Speaker 9: I mean, I get, maybe I get being comfortable on me,
Speaker 9: but I'm just not into that.
Speaker 5: Sorry, But you say that you're looking for long term
Speaker 5: relationships in marriage, that's kind of what happens when you
Speaker 5: get married You kind of just start to tune each
Speaker 5: other out and fall asleep in the middle of conversations.
Speaker 5: Am I right broke?
Speaker 9: That's but not at the beginning, not at the beginning, hopefully.
Speaker 5: Well you don't want your marriage to last that long.
Speaker 16: Apparently, you know, the next morning, she's kind of sheep
Speaker 16: to see, like I fell asleep, so like, can you
Speaker 16: finish the story? And you know, it's just like, wait,
Speaker 16: what that's even more offutty to me.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I thought you guys like had a night
Speaker 4: together together.
Speaker 7: I never said that. I just said I stood the
Speaker 7: night there.
Speaker 5: We're talking about the perverts over here that we we
Speaker 5: just assume.
Speaker 4: Who would assume that she fell asleep in the middle
Speaker 4: of the story, and just how should just stayed?
Speaker 11: I mean, what do you want?
Speaker 7: Like we made out, it was it's like my first
Speaker 7: time I'm going over there.
Speaker 11: I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5: In first grade. It doesn't impress her.
Speaker 4: It's hard to think of like making out and then
Speaker 4: getting so tired.
Speaker 5: Oh god, Okay, I think we're kind of losing the
Speaker 5: point of the problem here, which is her falling asleep
Speaker 5: while he's trying to talk to her.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, to me, I really don't think you're
Speaker 10: as into me as you say you are, because like,
Speaker 10: if you.
Speaker 9: Were, you wouldn't be falling asleep.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know. I just would at least have
Speaker 10: a better vibe about if you fall at sleep once
Speaker 10: or something, but so many times during I don't know.
Speaker 7: I mean, I can't convince you that I had a
Speaker 7: lot time. Like I've told you, I like you. I
Speaker 7: thought it was natural. I can't convince you of that
Speaker 7: if you've decided that.
Speaker 11: You bore me.
Speaker 5: You know, the fact that she reached out to a
Speaker 5: radio station to get in touch with you is a
Speaker 5: pretty good hint that she has feelings, some sort of feelings.
Speaker 5: Fall asleep three times?
Speaker 1: Actually, but not right? Yeah, not yet, is right?
Speaker 10: Not yet? I know, I just those feelings aren't mutual.
Speaker 5: Oh really, you don't even want to give her at
Speaker 5: least a chance to stay awake for an entire date.
Speaker 5: We'll send you out at noon to really, and we'll
Speaker 5: pumper full of seven red bulls right before the coffee.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I wouldn't do it either.
Speaker 5: Sorry, guys, Well, I'm sorry it sounds like Tiffany, we're
Speaker 5: not going to be able to get you out another
Speaker 5: time with Mike, you know, know.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not hitting on him or anything, jeff
Speaker 4: but I got two kids that will not go to sleep.
Speaker 1: So if he was a pop on my house time, if.
Speaker 5: You want a babysit, we only need you for like
Speaker 5: thirty minutes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you'll probably get further with her than with Tiffy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's looking Jeffrey in the morning. I might be
Speaker 5: alone on this, but I feel like it is a
Speaker 5: compliment when somebody falls asleep while you're talking because they're
Speaker 5: so comfortable with your voice and your presence. It's like
Speaker 5: a warm blanket coming home.
Speaker 1: That's not how you show you're excited and someone check.
Speaker 5: Well, it gives me a great excuse for when Brooke
Speaker 5: tells me another story kids what they were doing, What
Speaker 5: to tell me more about the art project that they
Speaker 5: were doing last night. Sorry, I fell asleep because I'm
Speaker 5: just so comfortable with you and your family.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Actually, you know, after hearing that, it does sound kind
Speaker 5: of bad. It isn't. I'm gonna switch side. It's not
Speaker 5: a good thing to fall asleep during a date, ever,
Speaker 5: especially if.
Speaker 4: Someone's mid story about how they almost die exactly.
Speaker 1: The worst storyteller.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it would have been more story yeah long,
Speaker 5: or maybe it would be more exciting if he did die,
Speaker 5: that'd be a great story to tell. Yeah. But uh,
Speaker 5: you know what, if you ever want to get some
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Speaker 5: One of the most popular reality shows out there right
Speaker 5: now is Love Is Blind, where strangers fall in love
Speaker 5: and even propose without ever seeing the other person.
Speaker 1: And then they see each other and it goes real.
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Speaker 5: I know that sounds crazy, but is it? I mean,
Speaker 5: listeners hardly ever see what we look like, but they
Speaker 5: constantly text in saying they fallen for us based on
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Speaker 5: sat on me at the bus stop. Oh, I was
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Speaker 5: yelped like a peacock on a barbed wire fence. You
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Speaker 5: thought you were super cute for a Jehovah's witness Were
Speaker 5: you on your way to a witnessing or whatever they
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Speaker 4: Just curious And isn't that kind of rude to all
Speaker 4: the other people in the religion, Like you're kind of cute?
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Speaker 5: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the.
Speaker 3: Week, freaking him free.
Speaker 5: In the morning, got another first time player on the
Speaker 5: phone named Tracy from Sahelis, who's worked as a nurse
Speaker 5: for twenty years and says she's really nervous to play Brooke. Oh, Tracy,
Speaker 5: when you hear Brooke on this segment, other than know
Speaker 5: it all lush, what other words would you use to
Speaker 5: describe thanks, Jeff, brilliant? I said Tracy.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think Tracy's brilliant.
Speaker 1: I love that answer. That was really nice.
Speaker 5: And I think Tracy's lush.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Are you sure you know what that one means? I
Speaker 5: know what it means. Okay, I think it's a complimented.
Speaker 5: I'm let's just send Brooke out of the studio to
Speaker 5: do her lush thing out there, and while that happens, Tracy,
Speaker 5: you know how the game works. He got thirty seconds
Speaker 5: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 5: know when, you could say past, but you have to
Speaker 5: beat her outright to win? Are you ready?
Speaker 11: I'm ready?
Speaker 9: Here we go, good luck.
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Jennifer Garner celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 5: Is she in her forties or fifties?
Speaker 11: Forties?
Speaker 5: What month of the year has the highest number of births.
Speaker 5: October Leo the Lion is a famous mascot for what
Speaker 5: company Mitchelin Tires.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 5: New Zealanders are often referred to as what bird.
Speaker 11: By the past.
Speaker 5: What horror movie franchise is the highest grossing of all time?
Speaker 5: Is it the Conjuring Halloween? Or Friday the Thirteenth?
Speaker 11: Friday the Thirteenth?
Speaker 5: Got those answers? Zen Brooks go to come back in
Speaker 5: the studio and Tracy, I like to ask this to
Speaker 5: a lot of people. What segment on the show do
Speaker 5: you like to listen to? Because I'm still trying to
Speaker 5: figure out one for myself. What do you like?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 11: I like listening to when you guys do the roundtable
Speaker 11: and you say that what's on your mind?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: What do you like about that?
Speaker 11: Your thoughts are very interesting?
Speaker 4: Oh she used that air quote thing she meant embarrassing,
Speaker 4: That's what she meant.
Speaker 1: But I like it.
Speaker 5: I like it case study on the thoughts with this.
Speaker 1: Yow, that's true. We do have a lot of therapists
Speaker 1: that listen. Have you ever noticed that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're all scared for us. Yeah, yeah, there's something
Speaker 5: therapists if you're listening. Will you text back in advice
Speaker 5: for us, but one way is not working for or
Speaker 5: just send the medication straight to the Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5: Let's get some psychiatristics. Brook, you're up, You ready, Ready?
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Jennifer Garner celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 5: Is she in her forties or fifties?
Speaker 1: Fifties?
Speaker 5: What month of the year has the highest.
Speaker 1: Number of births September.
Speaker 5: Leo the Lion is a famous mascot for What Company MGM.
Speaker 5: New Zealanders are often referred to as what bird kiwis?
Speaker 5: What horror movie franchise is the highest grossing of all time?
Speaker 5: Is it The Conjuring Halloween? Or Friday the thirteenth? The
Speaker 5: Conjuring Astro is the name of the family pet in
Speaker 5: What Cartoons? Got our answers? And we're gonna go over
Speaker 5: to the scoreboard. See how brilliant you guys really are
Speaker 5: with Jose.
Speaker 16: Do all of us a favor and go have a
Speaker 16: heart attack, you little rat faced.
Speaker 1: That's aggressive?
Speaker 6: Were kids that was on the showd Tracy good ever?
Speaker 5: But you got zero?
Speaker 4: Brook.
Speaker 1: You're a nurse, you do good things every day.
Speaker 5: You're good and Brook you didn't get one wrong.
Speaker 1: You got sick.
Speaker 5: To be smart Today, let's go over the answers real quick.
Speaker 5: Jennifer Garner celebrates a birthday. She's in her fifties, turning
Speaker 5: fifty one today.
Speaker 1: I really like her.
Speaker 5: The most birds happened in the month of September. Apparently
Speaker 5: September ninth and nineteenth specifically have the highest birthdays. Leo
Speaker 5: the Lion is a famous mascot for MGM.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: New Zealander is often referred to as Kiwi's. They're a
Speaker 5: flightless bird that are commonly found in New Zealand and
Speaker 5: The horror movie franchise that's the highest grossing is the
Speaker 5: Conjuring to two point one two billion dollars. Astro is
Speaker 5: the name of the dog in The Jetsons. I that
Speaker 5: one dark?
Speaker 1: All right, There's always next time, my friend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but this time just for playing. You also want
Speaker 5: a pair of tickets to see Billy Porter perform at
Speaker 5: the Paramount Theater Saturday, April twenty nine.
Speaker 1: That'll be such a fun show.
Speaker 10: Yes.
Speaker 5: Also, the Grammy, Emmy, and two time Tony Award winning
Speaker 5: Billy Porter kicks off the very first leg of his
Speaker 5: first ever tour right here in Seattle, and you're gonna
Speaker 5: be there to see it.
Speaker 11: Tracy, all right, that's awesome, Thank you, thank.
Speaker 5: You so much for playing. Make sure you call back
Speaker 5: and try again. We'll do Winbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow,
Speaker 5: brook
Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning.