Speaker 1: I was donkey up today time. Damn that he hogged.
Speaker 2: It's time for donkey I mean't trying to be donkey
Speaker 2: today no more.
Speaker 1: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
Speaker 1: not making these people.
Speaker 2: Do these days called Donkey of the day, and it
Speaker 2: really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the
Speaker 2: donkey out of the day today?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: I donkey today for Monday, April seventeenth, just hilarious goes
Speaker 2: to a man named Devin P.
Speaker 1: Mitchell. Devin is from picker Ewn, Mississippi. The am I
Speaker 1: crooked letter, crooked letter, I crookerd letter, crooked letter.
Speaker 2: I hump back hump back eyes snoop doll, my folks
Speaker 2: Mississippi dropping the clues bos from Mississippi. If I pronounced
Speaker 2: picker Ewn wrong, apologies, don't nobody know how to pronounce
Speaker 2: that with y'all.
Speaker 1: But Devin is receiving the biggest he hard today.
Speaker 2: And you know, Donkey of to day is all about
Speaker 2: giving people the credit they deserve for being stupid. And
Speaker 2: I'm always torn when I see creativity weaved in with
Speaker 2: being stupid. See, Devin was doing a whole bunch of
Speaker 2: things he had no business doing. Oh he was riding
Speaker 2: already like Chamellion A two thousand and five. And he
Speaker 2: was taken into custody and charged with possession of a
Speaker 2: controlled substance with intent to distribute while in possession of
Speaker 2: a firearm, possession of a controlled substance, tampering with physical evidence,
Speaker 2: possession of a weapon by a felon, and possession of
Speaker 2: paraphernalia sidebar. Isn't it amazing how when we are out
Speaker 2: committing crimes we don't count the charges. I guarantee you.
Speaker 2: In Devin mind, he was thinking he had guns and drugs.
Speaker 2: He didn't lead a house thinking he was committing five
Speaker 2: different felonies just too, I'm sure. But here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Most people I believe are self aware enough to know
Speaker 2: they are doing something illegal. Okay, he's a felon, right,
Speaker 2: one of his charges is possession of a weapon by
Speaker 2: a felon. With that said, I would think, you know,
Speaker 2: you would have a proper stash place for your gun
Speaker 2: in drugs, right if you're going to be in the car.
Speaker 2: But I have a strange feeling Devon didn't think any
Speaker 2: of this through. Okay, plan all the way to the end.
Speaker 2: That's what I was always taughting forty eight laws of power. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's safe to say Devon wasn't ready. Let's go to
Speaker 2: TLCUSA for the report.
Speaker 1: Police.
Speaker 3: A Mississippi man was a Friday during a traffic stop
Speaker 3: after he attempted to hide a gun in a case
Speaker 3: idea from Taco Bell. According to police, Devin P. Mitchell
Speaker 3: folded the gun into the case idea when police in
Speaker 3: Picayune stopped him and driver Olivia Nef for a traffic violation.
Speaker 3: Officers reportedly saw Mitchell stuffing the handgun into a Taco
Speaker 3: Bell bag, prompting them to conduct a search of the vehicle,
Speaker 3: where they found the gun hidden in the Mexican meal.
Speaker 3: Mitchell found himself slapped with other charges after police also
Speaker 3: recovered methamphetamine, liquid heroin, and drug paraphernalia during their search.
Speaker 3: According to authorities, Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, round of applause for me, I pronounced pick of
Speaker 2: un right. Yeah, that's some applause police for that.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Devon got stopped by the police and hid his gun
Speaker 2: in a case adelia. Okay, when you eat in the casadilia,
Speaker 2: you're supposed to add guac, not a glock.
Speaker 1: Devin that's a case ofdea okay, whatever the helvia silad, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, case of deal. All right. I've heard of
Speaker 1: hard shells, are saft shells for casey, Yes, But bullet shouts,
Speaker 1: that's a new one, all right.
Speaker 2: Now, Look, I haven't committed crimes like this since in
Speaker 2: twenty seven years, all right, are have been around crimes
Speaker 2: like this in twenty seven years. But when I was
Speaker 2: doing my fake thug Thistle and Monks Corner, South Carolina,
Speaker 2: I saw people have more creative ways to not get caught.
Speaker 2: Right as you put it, put the gun and the
Speaker 2: drugs in the trunk underneath the spare tire. I've seen them,
Speaker 2: you know, hide the gun in the engine of the car,
Speaker 2: which I never agreed with. Okay, in my mind the
Speaker 2: gun would overheat and start going off. I've seen them
Speaker 2: hide it in the center console. I've seen them hide
Speaker 2: it beneath the steering wheel. If you believe dj Invy's
Speaker 2: wall stories, he had his twenty two stash in his
Speaker 2: Manolo blonnocks.
Speaker 1: All right, de deuce deuce in the boot right nowadays? Right?
Speaker 1: Correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Ify Some of these cars have secret compartments.
Speaker 1: To hide your stashes in right, correct? Does the car
Speaker 1: come like that? No? Oh, you gotta get it made
Speaker 1: like that. People usually put it in there. Ok. Vehicle.
Speaker 2: I still think that's extra stupid because if you know
Speaker 2: the car got secret stashes, wouldn't the police know too?
Speaker 2: All I'm trying to say, Devin, if you're going to
Speaker 2: commit crimes, at least think the crime all the way through. Okay,
Speaker 2: your plan can't be if I get caught, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: put my pistol in this.
Speaker 1: Not your bell grande, all right.
Speaker 2: And NRA, don't y'all get no bright ideas and try
Speaker 2: to do a collaboration with Taco Bell. Okay, remember when
Speaker 2: Taco Bell had to think outside the bun campaign. NRA
Speaker 2: or any other gun lobbyists don't get any bright ideas.
Speaker 2: Were not doing the think outside the gun campaign. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's leave that alone. It's not about to be a
Speaker 2: three eighty in casada combo on the menu, all right,
Speaker 2: one three hundred and forty calories in thirteen rounds. No,
Speaker 2: we're not doing that, right. There will be no Mexican
Speaker 2: pizza pistol combos. There will be no steak grilled cheese
Speaker 2: bullet in burritos combo.
Speaker 1: We not doing that, all right.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling Devin actually did a hustler's prayer
Speaker 2: before he left his house. If he had everything in
Speaker 2: the open like that, and the only thing he could
Speaker 2: think to do is put his gun in the casadilia.
Speaker 2: He really believed future when Future said God is blessing
Speaker 2: all the trapping ninjesst all right. Maybe even worse, Devin
Speaker 2: might have had one of his people put some good
Speaker 2: old fashioned roots okay, some voodoo, one of them protect
Speaker 2: the spells on him that he thought would keep him
Speaker 2: from getting caught by I hope he kept his receipt
Speaker 2: for that, because that stuff don't work all right, at
Speaker 2: least not in situations like that. When you leave the
Speaker 2: house and you moving like Devon was, it's just the
Speaker 2: luck of the draw on whether or not you get
Speaker 2: caught that day.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And this happened to be the day Taco bell and
Speaker 2: criminology collided.
Speaker 1: For Devon. More the guns you crave, please give Devin P.
Speaker 1: Mitchell the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you are the dog of the day, the
Speaker 4: dog all the day.
Speaker 2: Yee.
Speaker 1: You know what I hate?
Speaker 2: Silent letters what's the point case, Adelia?
Speaker 1: Why have two l's if you're not gonna use them?
Speaker 2: That makes no sense, just spelling a different way.
Speaker 1: What is up with this language that we call English?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Don't you think that's stupid? It is?
Speaker 1: It's stupid. The same thing with It's like foreskin. It's
Speaker 1: like the same thing with forskin. Why be born with it?
Speaker 1: If you're just gonna remove him? What are we doing next?
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ? All right, I wanted to play a game.
Speaker 5: I won't play with you no more.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what race he is. I looked, okay,
Speaker 2: but you know what, I'm assuming Bell grind.
Speaker 5: All right now when we come back.
Speaker 1: You know, jess hilarious.
Speaker 5: She was supposed to be our guest co host this morning,
Speaker 5: but because of situations that we can't control, she's not
Speaker 5: gonna be joining us today. We called to early to
Speaker 5: find out what was going on, and this is the conversation.
Speaker 5: Everybody just was supposed to be our guest hosts didn't
Speaker 5: make it, so we decided to call him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jessica told us this morning that you know, she
Speaker 2: texted me, she said, hey, bro, I'm on the toilet,
Speaker 2: but loose stomach really messed up?
Speaker 1: Yoo somewhere to seafood in Jersey.
Speaker 2: I'm not ever doing it again. How are you from
Speaker 2: Maryland but you can't handle seafood? You from Baltimore?
Speaker 1: Another?
Speaker 2: Please, it's not good.
Speaker 5: So is this the first time you had a bad
Speaker 5: reaction to seafood and butts loose like that?
Speaker 2: When it's yo, My butt is not loose.
Speaker 1: So why are you sit in the studio.
Speaker 2: Because I don't want to start?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? We've already told people that something
Speaker 1: is up with your stomach. They gonna understand. Why would
Speaker 1: you do that? Why would lie?
Speaker 2: We got everything on your right and everything you asked
Speaker 2: for too, that's right. Yep, it's b E t v
Speaker 2: H one et v H one right here waiting on
Speaker 2: you and you across the street on the toilet. I
Speaker 2: feel are paying too, by the way, because I don't
Speaker 2: like leaving the house if I got a poop in
Speaker 2: any way, shape or form. A lot of it has
Speaker 2: to do with trauma of like you know, getting arrested
Speaker 2: and having to like poop in the in the cold tank,
Speaker 2: like what you never do. By the way, So I
Speaker 2: never leave the house unless my stomach is completely in Well.
Speaker 1: Let's talk it up the phone empty.
Speaker 5: Eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one.
Speaker 5: Has diarrhea ever messed up something for you? Not even
Speaker 5: just maybe her poop crazy, Maybe you missed your job,
Speaker 5: or missed the inexperience a game, a birthday, or whatever
Speaker 5: it may be, has diarrhea something up for you? Eight
Speaker 5: hundred five eight five one oh five one.
Speaker 1: It hasn't been topics on the breakfast club. This one.
Speaker 1: That's right me, it does involve me. I got a
Speaker 1: little diarrhe I'm coming to word. I don't care. Yellow
Speaker 1: all gonna smell it. We've seen it. Yeah, well you
Speaker 1: shot it up here one time. I did.
Speaker 2: And then if he took his underwear off, this is
Speaker 2: a true story, knocking this up. And he took his
Speaker 2: underwear off and threw it in the trash can, and
Speaker 2: I remember the janetor found it, and I think he
Speaker 2: left her noticed something. I'm serious. He was like, this
Speaker 2: is not what he's signed up for.
Speaker 5: But eight hundred that's a true story though. Eight hundred
Speaker 5: five eighty five one oh five to one. Has diarrhea
Speaker 5: ever messed up something for you? Let's talk about it.
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