Speaker 1: Okay, so I normally don't give my number out this easily.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: Okay, this fast least. But it's seventy five nine too.
Speaker 4: That was very simple.
Speaker 1: Our numbers, I guess our number.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a text number. Yeah, our text number.
Speaker 1: But whatever, Just take what you can.
Speaker 3: Okay, just text in, no pixel.
Speaker 1: But we're going to start the show right now.
Speaker 5: I want to share a little bit about myself today. Yeah,
Speaker 5: normally exactly. I'm not into doing stuff like that. This
Speaker 5: isn't a joke, this is serious. But I came to
Speaker 5: a realization after working with you all for so long,
Speaker 5: that we're all different.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: It took you over a decade to realize that it.
Speaker 5: May not be different in the way that you guys
Speaker 5: are thinking.
Speaker 3: Okay, what are you think, Brook.
Speaker 2: Jose and Alexis.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're all quick to speak and throw out your
Speaker 5: instant knee jerk thoughts and opinions and even quote unquote.
Speaker 2: Jokes that felt kind of like back you will certainly
Speaker 2: find funny. I don't know how our audience feels about them.
Speaker 2: But here's here's why I say that we're different.
Speaker 5: Because I've been reading a few things online trying to
Speaker 5: learn about myself and something I found is a little
Speaker 5: bit shocking that I'm one of those long processors.
Speaker 3: That's not shocking. It takes you forever to do basically anything.
Speaker 1: Why do you think j Yeah, a week and.
Speaker 3: A half later, you may respond to any.
Speaker 2: That's kind of attacking me when I'm trying, I'm trying
Speaker 2: to be vulnerable and.
Speaker 3: New information.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying I need the time to take in information.
Speaker 5: Let it sit with me for a while to process.
Speaker 3: Fast paced radio.
Speaker 5: Well, you guys are yapping and I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 5: It's not that I don't care.
Speaker 3: It's just that you don't get it.
Speaker 2: It's the opposite.
Speaker 5: It's that I care so deeply about the conversation while
Speaker 5: you guys don't really care.
Speaker 2: You just say so.
Speaker 5: Any of you are more surfacy like that. This is
Speaker 5: according to re It's not me saying don't be offended.
Speaker 3: I was thinking on the way to work today. You know,
Speaker 3: in the end, none of this matters.
Speaker 6: Wow, thought, Maybe this information is an interesting to the
Speaker 6: casual listener, but to the p ones who.
Speaker 5: Love our show and love the people on it, hopefully
Speaker 5: this showed you a different side of me and showed
Speaker 5: you how I was vulnerable and who I am as
Speaker 5: I think you.
Speaker 3: Just spent the last two minutes attacking.
Speaker 5: Okay, taken me weeks to come up with this intro
Speaker 5: because I'm really deep thinking about it. Hopefully you accept
Speaker 5: me as the host of a big national morning show
Speaker 5: who doesn't have a lot of quick thoughts but deep ones.
Speaker 2: If and when they do even quick.
Speaker 3: Thoughts, I'm gonna go back to it in the end,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter, Jeff.
Speaker 5: Okay, in that spirit, let's go back to some surface
Speaker 5: questions with the shock collar question of the day. Okay,
Speaker 5: send it over to maybe even the deepest thinker on
Speaker 5: the entire morning show, Digital Jake.
Speaker 2: Jake wows with your deepness.
Speaker 4: Well, it's the longest losing streak we've ever had. The
Speaker 4: boys have dropped four games in a row. And while
Speaker 4: Jose has put one hundred percent of the blame on
Speaker 4: young Jeffrey's shoulders, Jeff has an official reply to that beef,
Speaker 4: and he says, no, cap it's true. According to social media,
Speaker 4: Jeff is falling on his sword. Well, Jeff put it
Speaker 4: a little differently. He said he's swallowing his sword.
Speaker 3: And he can get multiple sword passive feet anyway, as.
Speaker 4: If the boys can pull on their rudders and write
Speaker 4: this ship in another Battle of the Sexes edition of
Speaker 4: Cap or No Cap. All right, gentlemen, put on your
Speaker 4: big boy pants. You're going first.
Speaker 1: I'm a small boy pants on.
Speaker 4: Jeff and Jose in real life, not in the movies.
Speaker 4: In real life, undercover police officers have to identify themselves
Speaker 4: as cops if you ask them cap or no cab,
Speaker 4: bro I.
Speaker 1: Am telling you and I am calm. Don't with this one.
Speaker 1: This is CAP. They do not have to tell you, really.
Speaker 7: And if anyone out there's ever getting like negotiated with
Speaker 7: or something, I just saw this on a crime podcast,
Speaker 7: they can lie to you like they can go. They
Speaker 7: can be like Brooke already gave you up and so
Speaker 7: you this is your only chance, and then you give
Speaker 7: them the info and then they go, ah, Brookner.
Speaker 2: But what makes you think that the crime podcast can't
Speaker 2: lie to you? How do you know that crime?
Speaker 1: So they can show me actual interrogation.
Speaker 5: Once you think that the stuff that you see on
Speaker 5: TV and movies comes from some sort of real life situation.
Speaker 1: If we don't get it right, I'll take the l No,
Speaker 1: I say, this.
Speaker 5: Is cap even if you're wrong, it'll be my fault.
Speaker 5: We're cool, Okay, you'll take you. We're gonna say cap.
Speaker 5: They do not have to tell you it.
Speaker 4: They said calp and that is cap. Yeahs one, nothing
Speaker 4: over to the ladies, all right, boys, rain drops are
Speaker 4: tear shaped cap or no cap.
Speaker 3: They are in animated movies.
Speaker 1: They are.
Speaker 3: And I'm just trying to think of, like.
Speaker 8: You know those cool like slow motion videos on TikTok
Speaker 8: and stuff where they drop things in water and then
Speaker 8: the water goes up really slowly.
Speaker 3: I don't think I remember seeing tear drop shape. It's
Speaker 3: like circle shape, but there's a little bit force coming
Speaker 3: from that. I have no idea, honestly, do.
Speaker 2: You want to go outside and like look up for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 3: I stand outside till it starts raining for a minute.
Speaker 3: I mean I could see why the heavier side was down.
Speaker 3: I think it's cap.
Speaker 9: I'll trust you.
Speaker 1: We'll say cap.
Speaker 4: They said cap, and that is cap. They're shaped more
Speaker 4: closer to hamburger buns or beans, round and.
Speaker 2: Flat because the air pushes them flat.
Speaker 1: And then they get flipped in the air.
Speaker 4: Like I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: Boys.
Speaker 4: One one ostriches actually bury their heads in the sand
Speaker 4: like they do in cartoons. Cap or No Cap.
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 2: Do you follow any Ostrich podcasts that we can reflect on?
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: We got to follow that.
Speaker 5: If you go back to like cartoon days, every cartoon
Speaker 5: with an Ostrich in it, it buries its head in.
Speaker 1: The same well.
Speaker 3: The cartoon's got water, all.
Speaker 5: Ye do the opposite of what the cartoons and on
Speaker 5: the movies and the TV show say.
Speaker 7: The Ostres have their whole head completely underground in the cartoons.
Speaker 2: It just sounds made up.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's real. I think it's cap.
Speaker 5: We need to win, let's say it at the same time. Okay, one, two,
Speaker 5: three cap.
Speaker 2: They said cap and that's cap.
Speaker 4: Yet they actually lay their heads and ears to the
Speaker 4: ground to listen for predators, so it's not.
Speaker 1: But they do put their heads on the ground.
Speaker 4: Okay, ladies, you need to get this one right to
Speaker 4: send it to overtime.
Speaker 3: They really misrepresented it in cartoons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they justice for ostriches.
Speaker 1: They're not as goofy in real life too.
Speaker 4: Brook and alexis made in China. Stickers are actually made
Speaker 4: in America. Cap or No Cap. What the items, but
Speaker 4: the stickers and say, Maide in China are made in America.
Speaker 1: So funny. Wow, the irony there.
Speaker 8: I feel like that actually could be true because they
Speaker 8: may get stickered off when they get imported.
Speaker 3: Like they go through a process. Sorry, I'm just thinking
Speaker 3: about it. Tomato anyway, I can't tell you what.
Speaker 2: There why a tomato because there was a family.
Speaker 8: Say I think it was anyway, I'm not going to it.
Speaker 3: I think that it's true.
Speaker 8: I think that I think that upon entering the United States,
Speaker 8: just like your passport, they have to be staying.
Speaker 3: We're gonna say that it's no cap, no cap.
Speaker 4: They said no cap and that is cab boys win too.
Speaker 4: Stickers are made in South Korea.
Speaker 5: I'm also well, okay boys and their losing streak today.
Speaker 2: So the girls are going to get shot.
Speaker 5: And somebody wanted to hear Boom clap by Charli XCX.
Speaker 8: Boom got the sound of my heart that poes on
Speaker 8: and on and on and on.
Speaker 1: It bo you make me feel good.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's what hearts actually sound like. Call
Speaker 2: from your shot collar.
Speaker 10: Question of the Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Back in the early nineties, there was a little boy
Speaker 5: who sat in the back of his parents, Limo headed
Speaker 5: to elementary school in the nicest neighborhood in all of
Speaker 5: Los Angeles?
Speaker 3: Are you talking about yourself?
Speaker 5: While he was frustrated that his window would only roll
Speaker 5: halfway down bulletproof, he had bigger things on his mind
Speaker 5: that day, so he penned a letter to the corporate
Speaker 5: team at the Golden Arches.
Speaker 11: Wait McDonald's, saying, deal, McDonald's, I love your big mac
Speaker 11: hamble goes so much.
Speaker 2: I want it to be my dad O cute.
Speaker 11: If you can't make that happen, though, please give me
Speaker 11: the ability to just buy the sauce on the side
Speaker 11: and charge it to my housekeeper's credit card. Oh love Jeff.
Speaker 3: We Oh you couldn't even say your school.
Speaker 2: Ps Powell wages woo.
Speaker 3: Yeah they still do, by the way, and.
Speaker 2: Guess what twenty five years.
Speaker 3: Later they responded to you, Jeff, that.
Speaker 2: Little boy's dream became a reality.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Big Max sauce.
Speaker 5: Starting this week, customers are ordered through the app will
Speaker 5: be able to get sauce in a dip cup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your dream true. Or your family owns major steak
Speaker 1: now in McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, finally, can't disclose those text seven five nine too,
Speaker 2: if you'd like to thank me. Oh, I'm sure. The
Speaker 2: only reason they're doing this is because of that letter
Speaker 2: I wrote to in half decades ago.
Speaker 1: I want to try.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's so good.
Speaker 2: I'm The Ways of Stories is coming up way after them.
Speaker 2: It's the radio segment that just high fived your mom
Speaker 2: and she's holding on and asking it to stay for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 1: Why do you locked fingers?
Speaker 2: Momo some lemonade? It's all over my blood.
Speaker 5: Laser story segment where we read weird news stories around
Speaker 5: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we have
Speaker 5: a laser and those other pinky pants just don't.
Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of New York City.
Speaker 5: A woman named Maggie Voss found herself in a panic
Speaker 5: after she accidentally locked herself on.
Speaker 2: The rooftop of her apartment building. Oh my god, damn.
Speaker 5: She tried calling every friend she knew, but no one
Speaker 5: was answering.
Speaker 3: Because she probably has friends like Alexis, who refused to
Speaker 3: answer phone calls.
Speaker 1: Text me if it's important, Yeah, text emergency.
Speaker 5: After an hour went by and Maggie only wearing a
Speaker 5: tank top, she was starting to consider the real possibility
Speaker 5: that she might have to spend the night of the Yeah, dude,
Speaker 5: and she considered calling nine one one, but didn't want
Speaker 5: to make a big deal out of it.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, it is a big deal. Bug, you're stuck
Speaker 1: on her ring.
Speaker 3: You're only an hour in.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm like ten minutes in. I'm like
Speaker 1: call everyone.
Speaker 5: Well that's when she got a genius idea. She ordered
Speaker 5: Uber Eats instead.
Speaker 2: Hey wait a minute, Maggie says.
Speaker 5: She put in the instructions that the delivery person will
Speaker 5: just buzz every apartment till someone lets you in and
Speaker 5: then take the elevator up to the roof and let
Speaker 5: her out.
Speaker 1: And you get fed. I love it.
Speaker 2: It works, wouldn't you know it?
Speaker 4: It worked?
Speaker 3: Ye oh man, she's better of tips.
Speaker 5: Within twenty minutes, her Uber Eats delivery Hero got to
Speaker 5: her and not only opened the rooftop door, but delivered
Speaker 5: her a delicious burrito, which.
Speaker 2: She ate in her apartment.
Speaker 3: We can't bring you that.
Speaker 1: You should have delivered a Hero though.
Speaker 5: Next Laser stories out of the social network. If you
Speaker 5: haven't heard, Facebook has agreed to settle a class action
Speaker 5: lawsuit for seven hundred and twenty five million dollars and
Speaker 5: you are probably entitled to some money.
Speaker 8: I know, no, for real, we need to look into this.
Speaker 8: We could get some cash.
Speaker 5: Because if you had a Facebook account anytime between May
Speaker 5: two thousand and seven to December of last year, you
Speaker 5: can file a claim online or download a form and
Speaker 5: mail it in.
Speaker 2: Oh because I bet.
Speaker 8: We would get maybe a whole penny.
Speaker 3: Split it up.
Speaker 2: It only takes a few minutes to do.
Speaker 5: You just have to give them your username, your contact information,
Speaker 5: and how you'd like to receive your payment so they
Speaker 5: can sell it to the Chinese and make their money.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you got trouble.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding Exprussia.
Speaker 5: They haven't said, I haven't said how much each person
Speaker 5: is entitled to, but despite it being a seven hundred
Speaker 5: and twenty five million dollar settlement, don't expect to get
Speaker 5: much more than the price of a cup of coffee,
Speaker 5: if that right?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 8: But still, I mean, do you think Facebook owes us
Speaker 8: all for having to listen to your aunt and everybody
Speaker 8: else's like dog posts and political beliefs.
Speaker 2: Like the posts from my aunt and uncle?
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I agree with Yeah.
Speaker 5: For starters, the lawyer's fees and court costs are going
Speaker 5: to eat up a decent chunk of the money. And
Speaker 5: if everyone who's had a face with account is eligible,
Speaker 5: that means it could be shared among two hundred and
Speaker 5: eighty million users.
Speaker 1: What's the math?
Speaker 2: What are we getting, Jeff, We're not doing the maths.
Speaker 2: We're given up.
Speaker 5: Of course, not all those people will file a claim.
Speaker 5: And they're giving people more money based on how many
Speaker 5: months during those fifteen years you had an account.
Speaker 3: Tell everybody, now we're going to get less money.
Speaker 2: Come on, let's share the world.
Speaker 3: It among ourselves.
Speaker 5: Be greedy, bro, come on, list next laser stories out
Speaker 5: of trend towns.
Speaker 10: Cool.
Speaker 5: I don't know if this works or not, but I'll
Speaker 5: bet you get some extra facelegs from your dog. Just
Speaker 5: TikTok's latest beauty trend is to rub beef fat all
Speaker 5: over your face.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just put it in my belly.
Speaker 3: Beef fat why.
Speaker 5: Certain influencers say it's supposed to be a great moisturizer
Speaker 5: and a cure for acting.
Speaker 1: They finally knew one of these every month.
Speaker 5: The beef tallow, which is rendered fat that's been cooked
Speaker 5: down to remove all the impurities.
Speaker 2: And apparently back.
Speaker 5: In the day, people used to use it as a
Speaker 5: natural moisturizer, and some beauty brands still sell it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they also used arsenic and the colored green that
Speaker 8: they used to use in the Victorian days, and everybody
Speaker 8: ended up dying because of the dresses they were wearing.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying back in the day. It's those usually
Speaker 3: not legit.
Speaker 5: Those Victorian portraits look so good, bro, All that asbestos
Speaker 5: on their face.
Speaker 2: Shine so cute.
Speaker 5: They usually mix it with things like bees wax or
Speaker 5: essential oils. But these TikTokers are just buying it in
Speaker 5: the meat section of their local grocery store and they're swabbing.
Speaker 3: Their cheeks with I was probably a quarter of the price, though,
Speaker 3: I mean, if that's what they're selling to us anyway.
Speaker 5: A dermatologists weighed in and said it's probably safe to try.
Speaker 2: Butt wouldn't be his first choice for acne or dry skin.
Speaker 5: That said, some fans claim they've tried everything for acne
Speaker 5: and be fat is the only thing that's consistently worked,
Speaker 5: and their skins never looked better.
Speaker 1: What about chicken fat?
Speaker 13: Like, I want to put chicken skin on my face
Speaker 13: at work? Yeah, okay, chicken fat fat.
Speaker 5: You know this next story is out of the theater
Speaker 5: of the theoretical How you answer this hypothetical question could
Speaker 5: reveal that you really love animals or really hate people.
Speaker 1: I've killed two people, can't.
Speaker 5: It's gaining steam online so you may have already seen it.
Speaker 5: But here's the question. If you were in a sinking boat,
Speaker 5: who would you save? One person or one hundred dogs.
Speaker 5: You can't save.
Speaker 3: The dogs can swim?
Speaker 5: What would my host? No, imagine, no one can swim.
Speaker 5: Who would you save? Brooke the person or one hundred dogs?
Speaker 3: Person?
Speaker 2: Even though the person is a registered sex offender.
Speaker 5: Obviously the dogs, person or dogs.
Speaker 3: I do need to know who the person is.
Speaker 14: Seriously, if you don't know them, I would save the
Speaker 14: dogs because the elder it's an elderly sex offender, so
Speaker 14: they're probably gonna.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saving all the doggies.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I said, you're gonna watch a person drown because if.
Speaker 1: It's a healthy person, I'd save the person.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna get physical, take their blood pressure coh.
Speaker 1: Drowning.
Speaker 5: Well, hundreds of Canadians and Americans were pulled, and twenty
Speaker 5: three percent said they'd save the dogs.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Only sixty one percent said they would definitely save the person.
Speaker 2: About the others they couldn't make up their minds that
Speaker 2: they're all going to die.
Speaker 3: Nobody's getting saved.
Speaker 5: Then a follow up was posted, what if it was
Speaker 5: fewer of them, say, like ten dogs or one person?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then did everyone go with the person?
Speaker 2: Nineteen percent said they'd still save.
Speaker 3: The dogs, like what breed of dog?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 5: You know, I have a lot of questions now, the
Speaker 5: craziest out of all if it was one dog or
Speaker 5: one person.
Speaker 2: Or percent still choose the dog.
Speaker 1: But I'm your mother. I don't care, Mom.
Speaker 3: Is the dog.
Speaker 5: I mean for me personally, if I was going to
Speaker 5: save a thousand people or just one frisky turtle, everybody knows.
Speaker 1: Who I'd go swim Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: With the people, got it? I mean this guy has
Speaker 2: already lived a life of a thousand shoes. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: mean he's been with a thousand shoes. That Salmon's laser
Speaker 2: choice has come to an end. For the day, We'll
Speaker 2: do it again, same.
Speaker 10: Time on Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget my birthday.
Speaker 5: When I turned eight years old, rented.
Speaker 2: Out the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 5: Leading up to it, I specifically told my parents that
Speaker 5: I wanted a NERF and Strike Elite super fire Blasters. Okay,
Speaker 5: and they got me the NERF and Strike Elite Rhino
Speaker 5: fire Blast.
Speaker 2: Not what I asked.
Speaker 3: Is it just shape like a rhino? Is that the difference?
Speaker 5: It's not as good, not nearly as many mirth guards
Speaker 5: so your day. Of course, I reported them to CPS
Speaker 5: and the rest is history.
Speaker 13: But shockingly, are they out of jail yet.
Speaker 2: It's not the worst birthday people have ever had.
Speaker 5: To really it does because a new survey asked people
Speaker 5: to share their most hilarious, horrible birthday stories that ever
Speaker 5: happened to them. I don't know how it could top mine.
Speaker 5: I beg I bet we're going to go over them.
Speaker 5: At sevent ten, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: And every single year it comes and goes and we
Speaker 5: either forget or blatantly do nothing. But this year, for
Speaker 5: the first time ever, we remembered it's Jose's birthday next Thursday.
Speaker 2: The timeline, Yeah when, but it was pretty close Monday.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you were going to talk about,
Speaker 1: and that's how much you guys forget. But it's like
Speaker 1: I have an idea.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you talking to the only person
Speaker 3: I can never remember that you were born.
Speaker 5: We almost remembered, And in honor of your birthday, Jose,
Speaker 5: we're going to go over the list of the worst birthdays.
Speaker 1: Every might be better in comparison.
Speaker 3: About what Jose's personal worst, or just in general.
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about having your birth date fall on
Speaker 5: Christmas or February twenty Nights Day. Here, we're looking at
Speaker 5: a survey where people shared the worst birthday stories that
Speaker 5: have ever happened.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's going to be right into it.
Speaker 5: Number seven says, on my birthday one year, I got
Speaker 5: a bad grade on my math review sheet. So I
Speaker 5: came home and my mom had an epic freak out
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 3: Oh God.
Speaker 5: She began to threaten to homeschool meet or send me
Speaker 5: off to a boarding school.
Speaker 3: Those are very two differentes.
Speaker 2: This went on and on.
Speaker 5: After a few hours, she stopped put some candles on
Speaker 5: a birthday cake and demanded I smile for a picture
Speaker 5: to send to the fair, and then continued to yell
Speaker 5: at me, oh.
Speaker 1: Hey, smile before we deport you somewhere.
Speaker 3: We're off you in your room. We're not sure you don't.
Speaker 1: Know, but you're not gonna have fun in a little bit,
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: Number six.
Speaker 5: As a kid, our school would give us a birthday badge,
Speaker 5: which was like a fake police badge with a pin
Speaker 5: like that. I put it in my pocket, but the
Speaker 5: pin ended up poking through my pants and piercing my downstairs.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I have to spend the rest of
Speaker 5: the day in the er.
Speaker 1: Oh dad bad.
Speaker 3: The only time I've been happy, I had a summer
Speaker 3: birthday when I was in school.
Speaker 5: Number five, when I was twenty four years old. My
Speaker 5: birthday rolls around and I always get.
Speaker 2: A care package from my mom. This time I didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh she forgot.
Speaker 5: She lives in another city. But she does call me
Speaker 5: on the day and apologizes. Yeah, she said it slipped
Speaker 5: her mind, but she does want me to have a
Speaker 5: wonderful birthday.
Speaker 3: Nice okay, I mean it happens.
Speaker 1: Right, the one gift you're expecting.
Speaker 3: I mean, she's the one that gave birth to you,
Speaker 3: so I feel like, out of everyone, she's the one
Speaker 3: that's allowed to forget.
Speaker 5: The story continues later, I log onto Facebook and there's
Speaker 5: a picture of my twin brother opening up this awesome
Speaker 5: scare package.
Speaker 2: From our mondy. No forget my birthday his twins.
Speaker 3: Forgot you had two of us, Mom, brain.
Speaker 2: It lasts for forty years exactly.
Speaker 5: We're looking at a survey of people sharing their worst
Speaker 5: birthday stories of all time. Text into seven eighty five
Speaker 5: nine two if you have one. Number four, My wife
Speaker 5: was acting suspicious right before my birthday, so I started snooping.
Speaker 12: Oh no, don't do it.
Speaker 5: Turns out she was organizing a giant surprise party for
Speaker 5: me with all of my friends.
Speaker 2: Which was great.
Speaker 1: She's cheating you.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, while Snowbanger also found out she was cheating. Oh
Speaker 5: okay man, She's.
Speaker 1: Like, look, if we plan a surprise parties, he'll never think.
Speaker 2: Everybody gets a birthday kiss at the surprise party.
Speaker 15: Right?
Speaker 3: Do you still go to the party because you're not
Speaker 3: supposed to know about it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 16: No.
Speaker 5: Number three, my parents got divorced on my tenth birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh this is another sad.
Speaker 5: My eleventh birthday, my dad got married to another lady.
Speaker 5: On my twelfth birthday, they got divorced on my thirteenth.
Speaker 5: They tried it again and got remarried on my fourteenth
Speaker 5: divorced again.
Speaker 1: No, yes, these.
Speaker 5: All happened on my birthday or on my birthday week
Speaker 5: that's like.
Speaker 7: Son, your birthday is either the happiest or the sattesday
Speaker 7: of my life.
Speaker 5: Number two, my girlfriend dumped me on my twenty first birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh get wasted ea other.
Speaker 5: So I did get to spend my twenty first birthday
Speaker 5: at a bar drinking legally, but I was drinking alone
Speaker 5: any friends crying? Oh until the bartender kicked me out
Speaker 5: and I had to walk home by myself in the rain.
Speaker 1: You can't drive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that's sad. I'm not memorable.
Speaker 5: And the number one worst birthday story according to the survey.
Speaker 5: One year, my father flat out forgot my birthday. Then
Speaker 5: he called me a liar.
Speaker 2: When I went and told.
Speaker 1: Him no way.
Speaker 5: I actually had to go get my driver's license and
Speaker 5: show it to him to prove it.
Speaker 2: I was in my late twenties.
Speaker 3: And that's the moment you realize all of your birthdays
Speaker 3: when you were young were done by your mother.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: Family, Yes, every family are.
Speaker 2: The worst birthday stories of all time.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We'll see what you guys do for mine.
Speaker 3: This is it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just did it.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. Phone tabs coming up right after this.
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Back in two thousand and nine, you might remember a
Speaker 5: viral video that took the world by storm called David
Speaker 5: at the Dentist.
Speaker 8: Life.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was Charlie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's when shined a spotlight on the loopy sometimes
Speaker 5: hilarious things that people say coming off of nitrous during surgery.
Speaker 2: But funny, what if.
Speaker 5: Instead of mumbling something cute and innocent, you said something
Speaker 5: else or better? Yet you were so out of it,
Speaker 5: we made something up and just.
Speaker 2: Told you that you said. Because that's what we do.
Speaker 2: For today's phone tap, You're gonna hear it right now.
Speaker 10: It's another.
Speaker 1: On the twenties.
Speaker 12: Huh, Hi, this is Spencer calling from doctor's office.
Speaker 2: Is this Claire?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 9: Yes, how you doing?
Speaker 12: Hi, Claire, I'm great things for asking. You were in
Speaker 12: a few days ago getting your wisdom teeth removed.
Speaker 1: How you feeling?
Speaker 9: Oh, thank you for calling.
Speaker 2: Welcome.
Speaker 9: No, doing pretty well. I'm still a bit sore, but
Speaker 9: using ice and whatnot, so you ha, so that's expected.
Speaker 12: Yeah, little soreness. I mean well, so look, normally we'd
Speaker 12: be scheduling you for a follow up, but doctor has
Speaker 12: referred you to a different clinic for that. It's a
Speaker 12: little further away about thirty minutes. So can I give
Speaker 12: you that information?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 9: H sure? So does he? Does he work different days
Speaker 9: and in different offices?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: No, not necessary, not at all.
Speaker 12: Actually, okay, I don't know what you remember from the appointment?
Speaker 8: No much?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe this isn't my place to say.
Speaker 12: There were some uncomfortable moments during the procedure.
Speaker 9: Oh so no, what happened?
Speaker 12: So let's just get the information for the other clinic.
Speaker 12: I have that now, if you're ready.
Speaker 9: H okay, But I just want to make sure I understand.
Speaker 9: So you're I can't see the doctor again. I have
Speaker 9: to go to a different doctor.
Speaker 17: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 12: I really don't want to get into it, but I mean,
Speaker 12: let's just say, when you had the nitrous you said
Speaker 12: some things.
Speaker 9: What did I say? I'm a little bit more excited?
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 12: I mean, are you sure you don't remember confessing your
Speaker 12: undying love for the doctor?
Speaker 9: Oh my god? Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, you told him he had beautiful brown eyes like Aladdin?
Speaker 18: Are you serious?
Speaker 12: And you wanted to climb him like a rock wall?
Speaker 9: Stop it, I do not say that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you definitely did. It's right here in the notes.
Speaker 9: Actually, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 12: Well, credit to the doctor, he did continue even though
Speaker 12: you insisted on blowing in his ear while he worked.
Speaker 12: What well, he was working on your mouth, so thankfully
Speaker 12: you couldn't.
Speaker 10: This is horrible.
Speaker 9: Doctor's seriously not going to see.
Speaker 5: Me because of this.
Speaker 12: Well it wasn't just that, it was also when you
Speaker 12: told him global warming is his.
Speaker 2: Fault because he's so hot.
Speaker 7: What off the record, I think he's a very good
Speaker 7: looking man as well.
Speaker 2: Don't feel too bad, but do feel a little bad.
Speaker 17: I don't even know I said that.
Speaker 12: Do you remember bringing up his wife?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 9: Yeah, please, no, I cannot hear any more of this.
Speaker 1: You know, this is the last part of the notes.
Speaker 12: You you suggested his wife doesn't deserve him and then
Speaker 12: called yourself zendaia to his Tom Holland I shouldn't say anymore.
Speaker 17: Oh my god, I am so so so sorry.
Speaker 9: I don't remember saying any of that.
Speaker 17: But maybe I could just talk to the doctor and apologize.
Speaker 9: And I didn't mean it.
Speaker 12: I you know that that's not going to be allowed.
Speaker 9: And oh my god.
Speaker 12: That does bring me to my next point. If you
Speaker 12: get a phone call maybe from a police officer or
Speaker 12: some type of authority.
Speaker 1: It's just a no contact order. But it's okay.
Speaker 9: I can't even reave this. My dentist is getting a
Speaker 9: no contact order because of what I said when I
Speaker 9: was under laughing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 12: And also your best friend Sonya wants one too, because
Speaker 12: she's the one who set you up for this.
Speaker 14: Sonya.
Speaker 12: Yeah, she said you were you were really loopy when
Speaker 12: she picked you up. And then she said, maybe Brooke
Speaker 12: and Jeffrey can prank phone call you.
Speaker 9: Wait what.
Speaker 7: Because this is actually Jose for the radio show Brick
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you right now, Mike.
Speaker 9: I'm like about to cry.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, Sonia said when she puts you in
Speaker 14: the car, she was cracking up because you were out
Speaker 14: of it, completely out of it. I don't even remember
Speaker 14: the car ride, hey, but between you and me, I
Speaker 14: went to their web and the doctor is pretty good looking, sister.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 12: Aladdin is uglier than he is in my opinion, I.
Speaker 9: Was like, do you comparat cartoon Wake Up?
Speaker 10: Every morning was foot Taps weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: In dating, you need to have a strategy because some
Speaker 5: guys will just rely on natural charisma, and charm.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work okay in your case, Yeah sorry.
Speaker 5: Others will lean more on money and letting their bank
Speaker 5: statement fall out at some point. Oh did you drop
Speaker 5: your napkin? Here's the receipt for my checking account. It's
Speaker 5: really really big. You soak up all that, Dijon.
Speaker 3: Why do I picture receipt like?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 12: Get it right?
Speaker 5: But one of our listeners doesn't rely on any of
Speaker 5: those things. He's something else that he keeps right in
Speaker 5: his pocket to guarantee things go just right. Even let
Speaker 5: her hold it.
Speaker 2: She almost took it home with her that night. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna find out what it is, and we do
Speaker 2: your second date update right afterwards. Second date update.
Speaker 5: You know, ninety seven percent of my expert dating knowledge
Speaker 5: comes from watching old Ryan Reynolds movies.
Speaker 3: Explains a lot, and.
Speaker 5: In the holiday classic Just Friends, Ryan Reynolds makes it
Speaker 5: very very clear if you want to make things happen
Speaker 5: with a woman, never ever schedule a day date, because
Speaker 5: it's all one way ticket to the friend zone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's wrong.
Speaker 5: See, smart stuff comes out of those films, and one
Speaker 5: of our listeners, Nash, clearly has not seen that movie
Speaker 5: because apparently he did.
Speaker 2: A date in broad daylight. So let's talk to him.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna just ask the obvious question, why do you
Speaker 5: hate Ryan Reynolds?
Speaker 18: I love Ryan Reynolds, just don't take his advice.
Speaker 5: I'm just kidding around with you. Man, tell us about
Speaker 5: the girl that you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 18: Her name is Ember.
Speaker 3: You guys meet on an app?
Speaker 18: Yep, we met on an app and uh, we had
Speaker 18: a few things in common and I, yeah, I asked
Speaker 18: her out relatively quickly.
Speaker 3: Oh you did?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It made you want to do a daytime date
Speaker 2: with Ember?
Speaker 18: Well, now see that was her idea. Usually I prefer
Speaker 18: going on at night.
Speaker 1: But why you suggests it? You can't say no, it
Speaker 1: has to be a night date.
Speaker 2: You absolutely can say no and be like I deserve better.
Speaker 8: Than that what you're doing to I also can see
Speaker 8: like if you haven't talked a lot online, like, there's
Speaker 8: not a lot of trust there, so daytime date feels
Speaker 8: probably safe.
Speaker 9: You want to waste a Saturday night on a guy
Speaker 9: or that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you guys do.
Speaker 18: So we actually met it a cool little diner, and
Speaker 18: you know, we had lunch there and she was super
Speaker 18: friendly and cute and everything was going great. And then
Speaker 18: when we actually when we're going to the diner, I
Speaker 18: did something and she kind of made a comment on it.
Speaker 18: So there's like this big crack in the doorway, and
Speaker 18: so I kind of like did a little hop, skip
Speaker 18: and a jump to get over the crack.
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't touch on the floor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh because of like superstition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I low, you do the same. Still, bro, don't worry.
Speaker 3: Oh one foot give me the ck?
Speaker 5: Were you hopping on just one foot style?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 18: I kind of just gave a little, nice, one little skip.
Speaker 2: It was an athletic manly ski describe it.
Speaker 18: But that actually sparked a conversation where it wasn't just
Speaker 18: kind of the awkward interview phase of the date. So
Speaker 18: I actually had my lucky coin I have, Oh, that
Speaker 18: was in my pocket. So I pulled that out and
Speaker 18: showed it to her.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're you're pretty deep into the superstition stuff.
Speaker 18: No, I wouldn't say that, like I have my lucky coin.
Speaker 18: I think it's just good luck I've had it forever.
Speaker 18: It's just kind of like a novelty two edit coin
Speaker 18: and it's two headed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you won't kiss me by the end
Speaker 3: of the state heads.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I wish I would have thought of that.
Speaker 1: That's what you were going.
Speaker 2: What did you do? What did you say?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 18: I didn't say too much, but what she told me
Speaker 18: is she said maybe we should leave it as a
Speaker 18: tip so she doesn't have to see the colick again.
Speaker 1: She's like, can you burn a coin?
Speaker 3: Was she laughing?
Speaker 18: But she said that, Yeah, of course she was. We
Speaker 18: were both joking and laughing about it, like okay.
Speaker 3: And what was a highlight for you?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 18: It was just a lot of fun. Like I wouldn't
Speaker 18: say there was one thing that made the date great,
Speaker 18: but we just pretty much laughed the whole time and
Speaker 18: it was a good time. Like it wasn't like one
Speaker 18: of those awkward first dates. At least that's how I felt,
Speaker 18: so so yeah, it was just overall Yeah, goodbbe awesome.
Speaker 5: Ryan would have looked at this date and shook his
Speaker 5: head like, no, in the friend zone, Bud.
Speaker 18: Actually, I would be lucky to be in the friend
Speaker 18: zone right now, because I've been trying to contact her,
Speaker 18: and she's not even messaged me back right now.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so you're in the no zone, is what
Speaker 3: you are?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty hot. Why would she not be talking
Speaker 2: to you at all? I mean, how did that date end?
Speaker 18: The date end? I just pretty much walked into a
Speaker 18: car and said goodbye. But one thing that happened was I,
Speaker 18: like I said, I gave her the coin, you know,
Speaker 18: so she could have good luck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cute.
Speaker 18: Well see, that's the thing is, I didn't give it
Speaker 18: to her to keep. I was just like, you know,
Speaker 18: like how I said, we were joking about it, and
Speaker 18: so she at the quarter and then I didn't even
Speaker 18: think about it when I was saying goodbye. And then
Speaker 18: about an hour later I messaged her and said, oh sorry,
Speaker 18: I forgot about my coin. I have to give that
Speaker 18: back to me on our next date, you know, and smooth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it kind of feels like it also a little cheap, ye,
Speaker 5: like I want my quarterback.
Speaker 1: Please head there's no value, it's two headed.
Speaker 2: Well still, I mean it's not good look to ask
Speaker 2: for change.
Speaker 3: Wait what did she did? She not respond to that?
Speaker 18: She responded, but it took a really long time, Like
Speaker 18: I think it was like the next day or so actually,
Speaker 18: and she was like, can I mail it to you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh cold, the stamp probably costs more than the coin.
Speaker 2: I know, what did you say to that?
Speaker 18: So then I think it was like two days later,
Speaker 18: Oh my god, like I brought your coin to the
Speaker 18: diner and left it with some guy named Hale.
Speaker 8: Oh lucky quarter doesn't sound very lucky.
Speaker 1: Or she spreading the luck out into the world.
Speaker 5: Maybe while she had the lucky coins, she meant another amazing.
Speaker 2: Guy and it works for her. So now she's done
Speaker 2: with the luck.
Speaker 18: Oh no, I hope not.
Speaker 2: But I mean, did you get your coin back from
Speaker 2: the guy at the diner?
Speaker 12: The real question?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I got that coinback. But it's just really weird
Speaker 18: because obviously she doesn't want to see me and she
Speaker 18: went out of her way. Yeah, she's still completely avoiding me.
Speaker 18: And I thought we had a great first date.
Speaker 1: So Jeff, we.
Speaker 7: Should call her opposing as a coin collection agency really
Speaker 7: make her feel bad.
Speaker 2: That's one option.
Speaker 1: Worth a million dollars.
Speaker 5: I do think you should get your lucky coin out
Speaker 5: though right now for this, like Rubbert, let's kiss it,
Speaker 5: tucking underneath whatever part it needs to be tucked under,
Speaker 5: So we need all the luck we can get when
Speaker 5: we call her and try and get your second date
Speaker 5: update right after this.
Speaker 18: I appreciate it, all right.
Speaker 5: We've been poking fun at our listener Nash, who says
Speaker 5: he's not that superstitious, but he did jump over a
Speaker 5: crack on the floor before his date started and carries
Speaker 5: around a lucky two headed quarter.
Speaker 3: You get lucky, right though.
Speaker 2: Brooke did the math. Good job she figured it out,
Speaker 2: but that.
Speaker 5: Two headed quarter did become a focal point of their
Speaker 5: entire lunch. Yeah, so even let her hold on to
Speaker 5: it for a little bit of long, you know, he
Speaker 5: forgot that she had it. Didn't even get it back
Speaker 5: till days later when she left it with an employee
Speaker 5: at the diner where they ate.
Speaker 8: I wonder if that's why she's not calling him back though, Well,
Speaker 8: she thought it was a gift because I thought he
Speaker 8: was gifting it to her too, And then when he
Speaker 8: asked for it back, she's like, that's rude.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought he was just being slick.
Speaker 5: Now did you make it clear to her that you
Speaker 5: were just letting her borrow it or how did that go?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 18: For sure, like I told her, like how long I've
Speaker 18: had the coin and stuff like. There's no way she
Speaker 18: could have thought like I was gifting out at least
Speaker 18: I hope not like I say that. But as I'm
Speaker 18: sitting here thinking about it, maybe that could be it.
Speaker 1: Maybe you weren't clear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it could come down to a simple misunderstanding.
Speaker 5: But if we're going to get you another date here, Jose,
Speaker 5: I need you to reach over real quick and rub
Speaker 5: Brooks lucky Rabbit's foot.
Speaker 7: Oh dude, it's like a real rabbits foot though, like
Speaker 7: most rabbits feed?
Speaker 2: Is that a rabbit's foot?
Speaker 12: Oh wait a minute, let's move on.
Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Forget it. Let's just call it aber Okay, I think
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 18: Guys, Good luck with her.
Speaker 1: Good luck to you, mister luck.
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't want to spread the look to.
Speaker 17: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, is this Ember? Yes, you don't have to.
Speaker 5: Be afraid of us. We're nice people. Mostly we're a
Speaker 5: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 17: Uh okay, sorry, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't need to know the show. That's fine.
Speaker 5: But you know somebody who's a friend of the show
Speaker 5: that you went on a date with recently named Nash.
Speaker 2: Have something in your there for a second.
Speaker 17: I don't even want to think about that date.
Speaker 3: It was that bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, yeah, no, look, that's okay.
Speaker 5: The reason that we're calling you is because we're doing
Speaker 5: something called a second Date update, and we're trying to
Speaker 5: help out Nash, who's really confused about why you guys
Speaker 5: aren't meeting up for a second time.
Speaker 8: I mean, I could see he sounds like kind of
Speaker 8: a nervous guy. Maybe he was just really nervous on
Speaker 8: your date.
Speaker 17: It wasn't like during the day, it was really like
Speaker 17: the situation happened at the end, and I honestly like,
Speaker 17: I don't think he wants me to say it.
Speaker 7: Okay, no, he stepped on the crack and his mom's
Speaker 7: like really sick.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Well you should nomember.
Speaker 5: The way that these things work is our listener agrees
Speaker 5: ahead of time that they're willing to hear whatever it
Speaker 5: is the other person is going to say about them,
Speaker 5: even if it's really embarrassing or awkward.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he listens to the show. He knows that people
Speaker 8: can be brutally honest, so he's prepared totally.
Speaker 17: I mean, I don't even like know what he told you?
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, quick rundown of it is you guys met online.
Speaker 5: You ended up going out for a lunch date. There
Speaker 5: was some superstition talk involving cracks on the floor and
Speaker 5: a coin that he has that's really lucky, that's two headed.
Speaker 3: Okay, he said, you guys laughed a lot during the date, Like.
Speaker 17: I mean, like I said, it wasn't during the day.
Speaker 17: It was like the end. But since you guys like
Speaker 17: already brought up the.
Speaker 5: Coin, we heard there was some confusion that you took
Speaker 5: the coin with you.
Speaker 17: And okay, so he hugged me goodbye. Yeah, I went
Speaker 17: to my car and I'm like, oh, I still have
Speaker 17: the coin, Like it meant so much to him, Like
Speaker 17: I felt like I had to get it back to
Speaker 17: him immediately.
Speaker 3: As Okay, so you knew that it wasn't a gift, no.
Speaker 17: Like I knew it meant something to him. He kept talking.
Speaker 8: About Okay, okay, okay, So that was an accident, of course.
Speaker 17: But like I get out of the car and I
Speaker 17: see he's up ahead of me, but he wasn't in
Speaker 17: his car yet, so I was trying to like get
Speaker 17: to him before he got in his car. I get
Speaker 17: to the backside window and as I'm about to tap it,
Speaker 17: I see him and his pants are down. Oh, like
Speaker 17: all the way down.
Speaker 1: Whoa wow?
Speaker 2: Are you wait? Are you sure?
Speaker 17: I'm positive? And at that point I was like, Okay,
Speaker 17: I need to get the heck out of here.
Speaker 1: Got it, got it?
Speaker 17: But I feel like I avoided like the biggest creep
Speaker 17: in the world. So like, that's why I left the
Speaker 17: point at a diner. And like, I don't I don't
Speaker 17: know what he was doing.
Speaker 9: I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: I know we have.
Speaker 5: Not heard this part of the story. I don't think
Speaker 5: Nash even knew you were there.
Speaker 7: He knew, or he would have said, oh, by the way,
Speaker 7: you com pants down in my car.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that makes it better or not.
Speaker 3: Like but me, I don't know what the reason could be.
Speaker 2: What's the first reason that comes to your hand?
Speaker 3: I can't say that one at loud.
Speaker 2: But second and third reasons.
Speaker 8: The second reason is I've changed pants in the car before.
Speaker 17: Yeah, but he wasn't like moving that much. That's the same.
Speaker 2: That's a good sign.
Speaker 3: That's a good car.
Speaker 1: You go quick on your pants. You know what?
Speaker 5: There's two sides to every story here, and this is
Speaker 5: your side.
Speaker 2: Ember.
Speaker 5: We should probably get Nash's version of the story because
Speaker 5: he is on the other line right now and wanting
Speaker 5: to talk to you.
Speaker 17: Are you joking?
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, No, he's there. I think.
Speaker 16: I remember.
Speaker 2: Are you clothed from the waist down or the top up?
Speaker 3: Like either one?
Speaker 18: I just want to say, she's right, I didn't know
Speaker 18: that she was.
Speaker 5: There. Okay, Nash, we're waiting for your explanation of what happened.
Speaker 1: A good time to say something.
Speaker 2: Like the awkward cough says it.
Speaker 17: Oh, you don't even have an excuse.
Speaker 5: Wait right now, you're gonna have to use your boys here. Okay,
Speaker 5: just put away whatever you're you're playing with.
Speaker 18: No, I don't know, Ember, would you believe me if
Speaker 18: I told you that, you know, I thought I had
Speaker 18: my coin on me and I you know, I started
Speaker 18: looking through my pants to find it.
Speaker 1: Oh, a hole in his pocket?
Speaker 3: You took your pants completely off to find a coin?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're going with?
Speaker 10: Dude?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 18: What else am I supposed to say? I don't I
Speaker 18: honestly don't know what I'm supposed to say here right now?
Speaker 1: I mean that's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not supposed to say anything. Just tell us
Speaker 2: the truth. Did you really think you lost your coin?
Speaker 18: Yep, I thought I lost my coin.
Speaker 2: Why did you not.
Speaker 3: Wait till you got home or something immediately?
Speaker 18: Bro, it was a good first date.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's another superstition thing where you take your pants
Speaker 5: off after a good first day to guarantees a second.
Speaker 2: Is that what happened next? It was midday?
Speaker 18: No, actually I remember, I remember what it was. I
Speaker 18: had some chili fries at the diner on our during
Speaker 18: our day, and I think I totally forget now, but now.
Speaker 2: It's coming back to me.
Speaker 18: Maybe I had some Uh, I think I had some
Speaker 18: chili in my pants.
Speaker 9: I think.
Speaker 17: This guy is so creepy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think you tow her an apology and I hope,
Speaker 8: you know, maybe a lesson here.
Speaker 18: Yeah, em, I'm so sorry. I said I didn't know
Speaker 18: you were there, And I get the awkwardness of it
Speaker 18: for sure, and and I do appreciate you making sure
Speaker 18: at least I got my coinback and stuff like that.
Speaker 17: So yeah, you're very very welcome for the car.
Speaker 18: I'm not trying to be creepy or anything like you.
Speaker 19: But the thing is, you don't have to try like
Speaker 19: you're just very you have no remorse, like you don't
Speaker 19: even care that, like you were literally good your pants down.
Speaker 18: Okay, Well, can I ask you this if if you
Speaker 18: didn't remember you had the coin and you didn't come
Speaker 18: back to the car, would we have gone on a
Speaker 18: second date?
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 5: He might not seem super remorseful, like you said, but
Speaker 5: I think that's just because it's a super awkward situation
Speaker 5: for everybody, and he's probably really embarrassed. So would you
Speaker 5: be maybe willing to start over?
Speaker 17: No, thank you.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can recover from that. Man. You
Speaker 3: can't be doing that daylight in your car.
Speaker 2: You really have no proof of what he did or
Speaker 2: didn't do.
Speaker 17: He literally admitted to it.
Speaker 2: He admitted to chili fries. If you're that gullible, it.
Speaker 5: Was his fourth story, and I believe his fourth story
Speaker 5: fourth time is always the truth.
Speaker 2: That's what they say.
Speaker 7: That superstitious you got to say the fourth story is
Speaker 7: the true story.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just gonna give up trying. Man. I'm sorry, dude,
Speaker 2: you don't want to go.
Speaker 3: From one guy who doesn't like to wear pants to
Speaker 3: another guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, look, just to be cool, you and I can
Speaker 5: hang out with diner.
Speaker 1: All right, need some chili?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll eat some chili and we'll go to the car.
Speaker 2: And you.
Speaker 18: Guys thought I was the creepy one.
Speaker 2: I don't know, trying to bond.
Speaker 10: With you, all right, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: The second date update was a great reminder to one.
Speaker 5: Get your windows tinted on your car very much, and
Speaker 5: too when you ride into us, you need to remember
Speaker 5: you're about to hear stuff that might be a little
Speaker 5: embarrassing or weird, So you need to be prepared for that.
Speaker 5: And what's less than zero percent prepared for what we
Speaker 5: found out when we had Nash here the real reason
Speaker 5: he wasn't getting a call back.
Speaker 3: How did you not put.
Speaker 8: On that lesson like don't do that in your car?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean maybe go home.
Speaker 2: Nash clearly didn't know what to say. Lots of awkward.
Speaker 3: Silence, So I mean, what else do you say?
Speaker 5: Yeah? The most important thing I think we can take
Speaker 5: away from this is follow us on Instagram.
Speaker 2: On YouTube, TikTok all of it at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Yes, Glad, we're an audio show.
Speaker 5: Yes, and you'll learn all sorts of valuable life lessons
Speaker 5: that they definitely don't teach you in school.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: The people are always asking me, jeff why don't you
Speaker 5: ever do concerts or shows where you perform your songs
Speaker 5: live in front of people.
Speaker 2: The truth is I'm trying.
Speaker 5: I've actually had them up on Ticketmaster for a while
Speaker 5: where you could buy seats, And what I've learned from
Speaker 5: other successful artists like Drake and Taylor Swift is you're
Speaker 5: not taken seriously unless your tickets cost an outrageous amount
Speaker 5: of money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the price.
Speaker 5: I've got my prices starting at seven thousand dollars a seat,
Speaker 5: and you can come see me perform live inside an
Speaker 5: abandoned Chuck E Cheese Pizza Time Theater. And then now
Speaker 5: I'll be on a so far no takers, zero rocket,
Speaker 5: zero purchases.
Speaker 3: You can get it for free right here, buddy.
Speaker 5: Well, all I need is what I'm going to buy,
Speaker 5: just one ticket to one show is I will be
Speaker 5: set just one.
Speaker 3: Person sitting in that Chuck E Chee's with you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you sing to them.
Speaker 5: Right, But hey, if you're like booking, you're cheap and
Speaker 5: you don't want to spend thousands of dollars supporting local artists.
Speaker 5: Then you could stick around for a free performance of
Speaker 5: my new song of the week, which is coming up
Speaker 5: at a death It's time for my.
Speaker 2: Song of the week.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And for the last ten to twenty years, we've been
Speaker 5: covering stories about the future and what it's going to
Speaker 5: look like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder some years have we been doing this
Speaker 3: like that?
Speaker 5: But you know, we talked about those grocery store robots
Speaker 5: who were trying to escape through the sliding front doors.
Speaker 2: It happened.
Speaker 1: Get back here.
Speaker 5: Amazon drones that could deliver your toilet paper and then possibly.
Speaker 2: Take over the world.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 5: But at no other time in the history of this
Speaker 5: show can I say more confidently that the.
Speaker 2: Future is now.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 5: It's all thanks to the overwhelming news coverage and everybody
Speaker 5: talking about chat GP.
Speaker 8: Every time I turn on anything, that's all people are
Speaker 8: talking about, Like.
Speaker 1: Turn on anything.
Speaker 10: It does.
Speaker 5: Even just this week, there were two brand new songs
Speaker 5: that were dropped by Drake in the weekend that got
Speaker 5: flagged because it turns out they were both created entirely
Speaker 5: by AI.
Speaker 8: They got taken down and then now more are back up.
Speaker 3: They can't stop.
Speaker 5: It, and us stupid humans don't know the difference because
Speaker 5: it sounds exactly like that.
Speaker 7: It really does the Kendrick lamar when I heard, yeah,
Speaker 7: that's Kendrick.
Speaker 5: So obviously there's gonna be a lot of crazy stuff
Speaker 5: happening here soon that we never would have expected.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we can't even tell what Facebook stories
Speaker 3: are real? Like, this is not good for humanity.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying it sounds a little bit scary, but
Speaker 5: also could be in a good way. Some people's jobs
Speaker 5: are going to get easier. Some people's jobs are going
Speaker 5: to completely go away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no.
Speaker 5: And technology is getting that advanced now. But for those
Speaker 5: who are already into it and are using it, the
Speaker 5: question is is it cheating or just a brilliant shortcut
Speaker 5: to help you work smarter?
Speaker 2: That's the big question.
Speaker 5: So I wanted to write a song about this wild
Speaker 5: phenomenon that some people are saying is just as big
Speaker 5: as the entire Internet.
Speaker 3: I can't tell if you're human right now, ye, you
Speaker 3: never know.
Speaker 1: Funny if Jeff just walks in the door, we're like,
Speaker 1: what the heck?
Speaker 5: This is seriously changing the way that we experience. It's
Speaker 5: our daily lives.
Speaker 3: So did you write all these lyrics this time?
Speaker 2: Well, we'll see.
Speaker 5: Instead of Carrie Underwood's big hit before he cheats, it's
Speaker 5: young Jefferies before he chats.
Speaker 2: It. All right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready point
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 16: A student's on the laptop trying to write an essay,
Speaker 16: but the topic is a doozy a riten.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 16: A mom is with her kid who asks where babies
Speaker 16: come from, and she brought up there jacuzzie a rotten.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 16: A guy is dressing out to find the right words
Speaker 16: to dump his girl in a text confo.
Speaker 2: Without sounding too cold, So he logs his questions on
Speaker 2: the side of this.
Speaker 15: New flowed like robot poetry. You mean using it again?
Speaker 2: All his lines advies cyborg yoda.
Speaker 1: It's so damn wise.
Speaker 12: The marriage vows.
Speaker 10: Written by Chad Gps.
Speaker 15: She do.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 2: There's probably some Hollywood.
Speaker 16: Washed up producer trying to manifest a movie. It tiped down,
Speaker 16: an action thriller script with Brad and Angelina back together
Speaker 16: fighting Nazis downtown. There's probably some criminal suspect guy talking
Speaker 16: with the phobo.
Speaker 2: He's searching on his phone as he ties up Rock
Speaker 2: onto the site.
Speaker 5: Saying, take me up.
Speaker 15: A list of ten alta vis any, I questions his
Speaker 15: morality and after U and some it held into buy
Speaker 15: a read the president speech and record time and afterward.
Speaker 2: Take to clip the total world? What is it human
Speaker 2: or computer?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 2: Captun Maybe these lyrics that I see.
Speaker 5: Were written by a she.
Speaker 16: Making jokes and binary.
Speaker 11: And I would like dear a one deer a one
Speaker 11: one deer, a wan twist and some of the wa.
Speaker 15: Tossed her hand plated bucking a big bog fire right
Speaker 15: alongside my walkman and DVD.
Speaker 2: I have SERI if the weather would have sunshine? She
Speaker 2: fights sorry eight straight time. There's some the thoughts they
Speaker 2: think on chat cheapee. See how much longer tail the
Speaker 2: word just like wall Oh tell us a chat cheety.
Speaker 10: Oh no.
Speaker 8: Oh no, wow, I died?
Speaker 1: Did you write it or did.
Speaker 2: You note I wrote it?
Speaker 3: They did have to sign that legal paper through our company.
Speaker 5: I'll be honest. I tried to see if you could
Speaker 5: write the parody to the song. It wasn't very good.
Speaker 2: Some things that can't do you well.
Speaker 3: So I could write Drake songs, write young Jack.
Speaker 2: I'm way more advanced.
Speaker 3: I thought it was amazing.
Speaker 5: World peace for us seventy five nine to tell us
Speaker 5: your thoughts about the song of the week. We're gonna
Speaker 5: have this video up on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok, Instagram,
Speaker 5: YouTube everywhere with all the lyrics there.
Speaker 2: And enjoy your jobs while the last there you go.
Speaker 10: It's your song of the week, Brook and Jeffrey. In
Speaker 10: the morning, I got a.
Speaker 2: Text to seventy five to nine two that says.
Speaker 5: I use chat GBT last week to pick out a
Speaker 5: name for my new pet parrot.
Speaker 2: Oh and it chowse blabberbeek.
Speaker 15: Oh.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 2: Now we just call it Carl.
Speaker 3: I actually like Carl.
Speaker 2: If you missed it.
Speaker 5: Instead of singing the famous Carrie Underwood song Before He Cheats,
Speaker 5: I just did my own version called before He Chats.
Speaker 5: Because of the topic of artificial intelligence and chat GBT
Speaker 5: being all over the news lately, people are faking things
Speaker 5: with it, Others are just using it to make their
Speaker 5: jobs easier. But it's blowing up, getting everywhere, and we
Speaker 5: have a lot of.
Speaker 2: Comments coming in on the text sport Brook, what are
Speaker 2: you seeing?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think they're written by humans, says I use
Speaker 8: chat GBT at my job, I asked it to help
Speaker 8: me say some smart thing to my boss.
Speaker 3: Now, I walk around.
Speaker 8: The office and say, in order to maximally optimize our
Speaker 8: team's efficiency, we should consider implementing agile methodologies.
Speaker 2: That hurts my brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give her a RaSE, would try to make it
Speaker 1: sound dumber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be hard to do that.
Speaker 5: If you like the song, if you missed it, or
Speaker 5: if you want to share it, you can go to
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok, Facebook, Insta, or subscribe to
Speaker 5: our YouTube page at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Check out the video of the song there.
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Shekhar from Issaquah has played this game three times and
Speaker 5: lost all three times.
Speaker 2: He says his only.
Speaker 5: Hope for victory today is that Brooke continues to suck
Speaker 5: as much as she has in recent weeks. So on
Speaker 5: a scale of one to suck, where are we at today?
Speaker 2: Brooke?
Speaker 3: I think that I am just suck?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just like a little okay, yeah, how are
Speaker 5: you feeling about your chances today?
Speaker 2: Shakar uh sixty?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're both right there in the mid even he.
Speaker 3: Said he's the son, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just finish each other's sucks.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's right. That could go real quick, so let's
Speaker 3: be careful at the studio.
Speaker 12: It's a good ideas on weird water getting broke out
Speaker 12: of here.
Speaker 5: Well, that appened, Shaikar. Obviously you know how the game works.
Speaker 5: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 5: If you don't know what you can say, pass, but
Speaker 5: you have to beat her outright to win you ready, Yep, okay,
Speaker 5: good luck. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: On this day.
Speaker 5: In nineteen sixty two, the world's first revolving restaurant opened
Speaker 5: in what city?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What's the name of the dad from the Jetsons? In
Speaker 5: nineteen fifty three, what meat was served in the first
Speaker 5: ever microwave TV dinner? The place known as the Little
Speaker 5: the biggest little city in the world is located in
Speaker 5: what state? What iconic toys original patented name was.
Speaker 2: The whirligig Yo Yo, All right, we're.
Speaker 5: Gonna accept that answer for Uhika Brooks coming back into
Speaker 5: the studio. Obviously, we've had you on here a few times,
Speaker 5: so we know that you work as an uber driver
Speaker 5: and you're saying that business has been kind of slow lately.
Speaker 17: Yeah, why do.
Speaker 2: You think that is?
Speaker 5: Is it because Jose recently got a brand new car
Speaker 5: because he was taking ubers to work like most days
Speaker 5: of the week.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 18: I have not seen around a lot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I actually like like my car and I have
Speaker 7: a seat warmers.
Speaker 3: And I realized that that's the talk among the uber drivers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody disappointed in me.
Speaker 1: I put the whole west side of the city. Oh
Speaker 1: Man salaries Shams.
Speaker 8: I wish we could specifically request you as our Uber dude,
Speaker 8: that'd be cool.
Speaker 3: That's not possible, right, I don't know, baby.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, you want to.
Speaker 3: See what our ratings are first? I see.
Speaker 12: Those radio.
Speaker 2: All right, Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 18: You're ready, Yeah, you're ready.
Speaker 5: Your time starts now on this day. In nineteen sixty two,
Speaker 5: the world's first revolving restaurant opened in what city, Seattle?
Speaker 5: What's the name of the dad from the Jetsons?
Speaker 3: George?
Speaker 5: In nineteen fifty three, what meat was served in the
Speaker 5: first ever microwave TV dinner?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 12: Beef.
Speaker 5: The place known as the biggest Little city in the
Speaker 5: World is located in what state? Uh?
Speaker 3: Nevada.
Speaker 5: What iconic toys original patented name was the Whirligig, The
Speaker 5: whirly gig is a I don't know, Brook going old
Speaker 5: school and a lot of these answers. We'll see if
Speaker 5: that pays off for her when we head on over
Speaker 5: to the scoreboard with Jose.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love trash.
Speaker 9: I think dirty, your dingy, you're dusty.
Speaker 7: Yeah, family guy, car you got to correct today.
Speaker 3: Not bad Chaco.
Speaker 2: There we go, and I.
Speaker 7: Know I'm speaking for you, but come on, just to tie, baby,
Speaker 7: Let's just get a tie here.
Speaker 1: At least Brook you got free.
Speaker 3: Oh man, sorry, my friend takes you to zero and
Speaker 3: four all time against Brook.
Speaker 10: Here.
Speaker 2: Let's let's get the answers real quick.
Speaker 5: On this day in nineteen sixty two, the first revolving
Speaker 5: restaurant opened right here in Seattle. Space Needle is the
Speaker 5: oldest operating revolving restaurant in the world.
Speaker 1: Brook.
Speaker 3: I mean it still revolves, but the restaurant's not there.
Speaker 1: Oh, but it's still revolved.
Speaker 3: They have like a they have a bar. It's all glad,
Speaker 3: it's amazing.
Speaker 1: I gotta get check out.
Speaker 3: I used to say skip it. Now I say, honestly,
Speaker 3: you have to do it. You have to do it.
Speaker 2: They should crank the speed up on that. Sometime. I
Speaker 2: don't do it.
Speaker 18: Like that fair ride.
Speaker 3: It already makes me seasick. Yeah, it makes me motion sickness.
Speaker 5: The name of the Dad and the Jetsons is George.
Speaker 5: The first ever mic with TV dinner had turkey as
Speaker 5: the meat. It was turkey and sweet potatoes for a
Speaker 5: Thanksgiving style dinner.
Speaker 3: That's a sad first.
Speaker 5: The biggest little city in the world is located in
Speaker 5: Nevada because that's Reno. Reno is the biggest little city
Speaker 5: in the world. And the toy that was originally named
Speaker 5: the Whirligig is the Yo Yo.
Speaker 1: Makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Now, unfortunately can't give you any money here's Shekar,
Speaker 5: But just for playing you do win a pair of
Speaker 5: tickets to see Billy Porter perform at the Paramount Theater Saturday,
Speaker 5: April twenty ninth.
Speaker 18: Voice it's good.
Speaker 2: You can go see.
Speaker 5: Him perform live and then uber people home from the
Speaker 5: theater right after.
Speaker 1: You're done and make some money while you're there.
Speaker 5: Never mind that we really like that friend.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 5: Shekar, Thanks for playing, man, make sure you call back again.
Speaker 1: I love you, buddy.
Speaker 2: We'll do it again same time on Monday.
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning