Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling me to watch out of Florida, Milorada.
Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 2: all of Florida.
Speaker 3: Yes, you are a donkey.
Speaker 4: A Florida man at tapped an ATM for a very
Speaker 4: strange reason.
Speaker 1: It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested
Speaker 1: after that stay. He rigged the door to his home
Speaker 1: in an attempt to electric hit his pregnant lights. Police
Speaker 1: arrested in Orlando man.
Speaker 3: We're talking to.
Speaker 2: Fronado to the breakfast club Bitchy Donkey of the Day
Speaker 2: with Scharlam Hayne, the guy.
Speaker 3: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 2: Do all y'all do it to y'allself, Man Donkey of
Speaker 2: the Day from Monday, April twenty fourth, Coach to a
Speaker 2: man and kissing me Florida. His name Simmykassimmi. You're right,
Speaker 2: his name is Jorge Diaz Vega. I should know how
Speaker 2: to pronounce that as many times as I've been there.
Speaker 2: A salute to everybody who listens to us and us
Speaker 2: kissing me Cassimmi, Cassimmy on one oh four point five
Speaker 2: to beat in Orlando, Orlando's hip hop and R and
Speaker 2: Bee dropping a clue Bob for Orlando, be strong?
Speaker 5: What up?
Speaker 3: That's right? What did your uncle Shall always say about
Speaker 3: the great state of Florida? CZ? What does your uncle
Speaker 3: Shaula always say about the great state of Florida.
Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 2: all of Florida.
Speaker 3: Uh yes, salutho Orlando. I love Orlando.
Speaker 2: My mom's sister, which we make her my aunt has
Speaker 2: lived in Orlando my whole life. I used to go
Speaker 2: down there all the time as a child. Now my
Speaker 2: child is always there for cheerleading competition. So I have
Speaker 2: a lot of love for Orlando. And kiss me me, Simmis,
Speaker 2: kiss me me? What okay, Kasimi? But this man Jorge
Speaker 2: is ruining what some call the experience at the happiest
Speaker 2: place on Earth. Yes I'm talking Disney, Okay, the happiest
Speaker 2: place on Earth for kids, the most stressful place on
Speaker 2: Earth for adults. And this man Jorge has added to
Speaker 2: discress because he's out here at the tender age of
Speaker 2: twenty six, committing crimes that were happening in the mid
Speaker 2: nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm telling you. When I heard the crime.
Speaker 2: This man committed, I thought to myself, what in the
Speaker 2: November fifth of nineteen fifty five, back to the future, ask,
Speaker 2: criminality is going on here?
Speaker 3: Okay? I mean this is something Biff would be doing
Speaker 3: at a sock hop.
Speaker 2: All right, kids, I know you have no idea what
Speaker 2: a soca is, but ask your grandma, our granddad.
Speaker 3: They'll fill you in later.
Speaker 2: Now, in all serious no, in all seriousness, the crime
Speaker 2: this man committed that the crime that I didn't even
Speaker 2: know still existed. This is literally the polio disease of crime.
Speaker 2: Uncle Shala, What are you talking about? The polio disease
Speaker 2: of crime? You didn't know this disease still existed.
Speaker 3: What are you saying? I'll tell you what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Let's go to NBC two for the report. Please.
Speaker 6: Orange County deputy say a man admitted to recording upskirt
Speaker 6: videos of guests at Disney's Hollywood Studios. Twenty six year
Speaker 6: old Jorney dz Vega is facing video voyeurism charges after
Speaker 6: deputy say he admitted to taking videos for around six years,
Speaker 6: accumulating around five hundred of them.
Speaker 3: The arrest report.
Speaker 6: Says Vega worked at the doc on Dar's Den of
Speaker 6: Antiquities in the Galaxy's Edge. He would allegedly take the
Speaker 6: videos as guest shopped around the store. A Walt Disney
Speaker 6: Worlds folksperson says that Vega does not work for the company.
Speaker 2: I did not notice crime still existed, envy, did you
Speaker 2: now folks still attempting to look up women's skirts in
Speaker 2: twenty and twenty three?
Speaker 3: Crazy?
Speaker 2: Like Jorge is out here recording of women's skirts in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three like some sort of prehistoric pervert. This
Speaker 2: man had over five hundred videos on his phone and
Speaker 2: he willingly showed some of his footage to law enforcement.
Speaker 2: And his reasoning was because he said, it's hard to
Speaker 2: find those types of videos online.
Speaker 3: I repeat, he.
Speaker 2: Said, it's hard to find those types of videos online.
Speaker 3: Or Hey, what the hell are you talking about? Okay?
Speaker 2: In nineteen forty was Yey frozen in some type of
Speaker 2: government hibernation experiment and he's just being unthawed now?
Speaker 3: Is he just waking up with us? Now?
Speaker 2: You committing crimes that Wally Cleveland was trying to teach
Speaker 2: the beaver to do. And you're saying that you can't
Speaker 2: find those types of videos online, videos of guys going.
Speaker 3: Up women's skirts.
Speaker 2: Usually I researched these kind of things, but I don't
Speaker 2: want that in my browser history, because recording up a
Speaker 2: woman's dress and she doesn't know it is absolutely a crime.
Speaker 3: But sir, if pom pom is what.
Speaker 2: You are looking for, okay, if that's what gets you off,
Speaker 2: there are no shortage of vagina's online. I mean, vaginas
Speaker 2: go viral every second of the day. Have you ever
Speaker 2: heard of pornhub? All right, Pornhub is to go to
Speaker 2: for so many of us. But in researching this morning
Speaker 2: so I can be accurate, I stumbled across porn dude,
Speaker 2: which shows you not just porn hub, but also over
Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty six free porn tube sites just
Speaker 2: like pornhub dot com matter of fact, or hey, after
Speaker 2: you google porn hub, google other sites like pornhub. No,
Speaker 2: like literally type that in other sites like pornhub, and
Speaker 2: you will see hundreds, no thousands, of vaginas, press, threesomes, two.
Speaker 3: Men, one women, two women, one man.
Speaker 2: Whatever your sin perverted mind can think of, you can
Speaker 2: find onlines. Not to mention VR porn, okay, virtual reality porn.
Speaker 2: That's right, you don't have to watch in third person anymore.
Speaker 2: You get a VR headset or a smartphone fitted in
Speaker 2: the headgear, and whila, you are now seeing a scene
Speaker 2: from the point of view of one of the performers. Orgey,
Speaker 2: what you got arrested for is not only criminal, it's
Speaker 2: literally like going out of your way to use a payphone.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty, imagine sitting in a residence, could be
Speaker 2: an apartment, a house, a trail, or whatever it is.
Speaker 2: You in a residence and it's two in the morning,
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, you decide you need to
Speaker 2: make a phone call. And there's two smartphones in the house,
Speaker 2: fully charged, great plans, you can make any call you want.
Speaker 2: But you decide to bypass both those smartphones that may
Speaker 2: be within six feet of you to drive all around
Speaker 2: Orlando and kissing me. Did I say it right, Cassimmi,
Speaker 2: Kasimmy looking for a damn paidphone the use Okay, that's
Speaker 2: the game you are choosing to play in twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: or hey look, or hey, I don't know if maybe
Speaker 2: you're just not up on all the current technological trends.
Speaker 2: Are you just one of the biggest perverts we've seen
Speaker 2: thus far. But what I do know is that Donkey
Speaker 2: of the Day was made for people like you. It
Speaker 2: was made for people like you to get the credit
Speaker 2: they deserve for being stupid, and this in twenty twenty
Speaker 2: three is indeed stupid. Please give Jorge Dias Vega the
Speaker 2: sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you are.
Speaker 5: Of the day, the dogee.
Speaker 1: All the day.
Speaker 3: Yee, strange world were living. It is strange world we
Speaker 3: living it is It's.
Speaker 5: Only twenty six. It is a fifty six I might
Speaker 5: understand super crazy, you know what I mean? And let
Speaker 5: me just tell people out there. Kasimi is a place
Speaker 5: maybe about fifteen minutes outside of Disney, where a lot
Speaker 5: of people get their Airbnb is from.
Speaker 1: It's a great community.
Speaker 5: So if you ever want to go to Disney and
Speaker 5: you want to get an Airbnb or you want to
Speaker 5: stay someplace, it's a great place to look.
Speaker 1: Kassimi. It's like fifteen minutes from Orlando to drive, is
Speaker 1: not that?
Speaker 5: Yes, novel Orlando. I love kissing me. What I love
Speaker 5: kissing me? I will kiss yourself kissing me? All right,
Speaker 5: it's Kassimei. Al Right, Well, thank you for that. Donk
Speaker 5: today sir and shout to be et. Everybody on BT
Speaker 5: will see you guys tomorrow. Everybody else, let's open up
Speaker 5: the phone lines. Eight hundred five, eight five, one oh five.
Speaker 5: Wanted a little pause you took after we gotta take
Speaker 5: a pause, got a little week.
Speaker 3: We gotta take a pause. I have to take a pause.
Speaker 5: It's like yourself really good, I got to take a second.
Speaker 3: I kind of constantly. I wish you would pause yourself
Speaker 3: more oft than you deserve it.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Whats wrong with you? Atlanta all week and you've been
Speaker 1: kinky all morning?
Speaker 2: There's nothing listen, Atlanta ain't got nothing to do with me.
Speaker 2: I'll go to Atlanta and my my business.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 1: All right, let's hop it up the phone line.
Speaker 5: We're talking to Polo G's mom, and Polo G's mom
Speaker 5: said this about her.
Speaker 4: Kids coming from a person in an impoverished community. I
Speaker 4: never had a Sasha, right, So I wanted my children
Speaker 4: to have a stasia. I wanted my children not to
Speaker 4: know the struggle. I wanted my children to know what
Speaker 4: support was. I wanted them to know that many times
Speaker 4: we are hardwired to think that in order to be successful.
Speaker 1: We got to go through some You don't have to
Speaker 1: go through some.
Speaker 4: Sh live your life, be my child, all figure out
Speaker 4: the rest.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to.
Speaker 1: Be all in.
Speaker 2: Now the question is Station back by the way dropping
Speaker 2: the clues bomb for Station mac mana manager and strayed in.
Speaker 3: Their handles all the business.
Speaker 5: Now we're asking eight hundred five eight five, one oh
Speaker 5: five to one.
Speaker 3: Do you agree?
Speaker 5: Do you agree that your child should not have hardships?
Speaker 5: Do you agree with your child maybe you shouldn't have
Speaker 5: to do the things that you had to do.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 5: Now, if you look at Shaquille O'Neil a couple of
Speaker 5: months ago, Shakill O'Neil said the opposite. Chakill o'meo said,
Speaker 5: that's his money. He gonna make his kids work and
Speaker 5: they're gonna have to do whatever they gotta do.
Speaker 2: He said he wanted kids to finish school. He said
Speaker 2: he wanted his kids to finish school. He said, you're
Speaker 2: not touched none of my money unless you get a degree.
Speaker 3: Oh he said that. Okay, I agree with Station mac. Yes,
Speaker 3: I do too.
Speaker 5: Now I do think yeah, hardships, yeah, build character and
Speaker 5: all that other stuff.
Speaker 3: Do they I don't know if they do or not.
Speaker 3: I just know that's the only way I knew how to.
Speaker 3: I went through things because of the circumstances that I
Speaker 3: was in.
Speaker 5: But I will say this, life is not about being
Speaker 5: rich and making money. That's not what life is about.
Speaker 5: Life is about enjoying the moments. People have been dying
Speaker 5: so fast, people have been dying so early. So if
Speaker 5: I could bust my ass so my kids don't have
Speaker 5: to go through the stuff that I had to do
Speaker 5: and work at the long hours that I had to do.
Speaker 3: That's right. I don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 5: Life it's about being happy, yes, And that's all I
Speaker 5: want my kids to be happy.
Speaker 1: And I say this over and over and over again.
Speaker 5: And I think you guys out there, if you have kids,
Speaker 5: you should think about it as well.
Speaker 1: You just want to be happy at the end of
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 5: And I tell my kids all the time, I don't
Speaker 5: care what you want to do in this world.
Speaker 1: Just be happy.
Speaker 3: That's right. And success is subjective, yes, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: There's somebody out there right now making thirty forty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars a year, but they got a place to stay
Speaker 2: and they got food on the table.
Speaker 3: And they are happy.
Speaker 2: And on the flip side, there's somebody out there making
Speaker 2: forty million dollars a year and they waking up stretched
Speaker 2: out with all types of problems and you know they
Speaker 2: depressed and got anxiety, all types of stuff.
Speaker 3: Right, So it's all about being happy at the end
Speaker 3: of the day.
Speaker 5: Eight hundred and five eighty five one oh five one.
Speaker 5: Do you agree with Station mac let's talk about it's
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