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Speaker 2: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvis, man oh
Speaker 2: man got a radio show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: God so big to me, Man, I just have to
Speaker 2: tell you about it. I can't help it. It's rather
Speaker 2: obvious to me how big, how good God is. He's
Speaker 2: absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain, you know, Man, I
Speaker 2: want to share something with you today. You know, if
Speaker 2: you're out there, start your mission today. Why don't we
Speaker 2: all decide together better yet? Let's just kill that cause
Speaker 2: you don't that just individually? Look you listening, everybody's got
Speaker 2: something that's that's on the table that they haven't yet
Speaker 2: attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your mission today?
Speaker 2: Stop the procrastination now. And if you and if you
Speaker 2: allow Prassic excuse. Man, if you allow procrastination to set in,
Speaker 2: then that that allows then which is a weakness, you know,
Speaker 2: but that allows the devil then to just really do
Speaker 2: his thing, because an idle mind is the devil's playground.
Speaker 1: So if you ain't working on.
Speaker 2: Your goals, dreams, aspirations or visions, you just you're just
Speaker 2: waking up seeing how today gon and go or the
Speaker 2: devil he got plenty for it for you to do.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 2: But if you get your mind right on your goal
Speaker 2: and your focus and your purpose, then you can go
Speaker 2: on about your business. Then when the distraction comes, you
Speaker 2: can catch yourself.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Don't mean you ain't gonna fall privy or fall prey
Speaker 2: to some of your distractions, because you will, but you
Speaker 2: will have a goal in mind and aspiration.
Speaker 1: That makes you go.
Speaker 2: Hold on, man, I got to stay focused here because
Speaker 2: what I really want while I'm really trying to go
Speaker 2: the thing that I'm really after, this new little thing
Speaker 2: that's being introduced, this don't fit into the equation. Man,
Speaker 2: Let me keep it moving, or you may step off
Speaker 2: the line for a little while. You know, Like I
Speaker 2: said yesterday, the thing about God is he's so forgiving
Speaker 2: that if you get out of line, he'll hold your place.
Speaker 2: See that's the real cool thing. A lot of people
Speaker 2: do that for you too. Like I said, if you're
Speaker 2: at the movie theater, or you at the amusement park
Speaker 2: and you in the line and you forget something, if
Speaker 2: you politely ask some person behind you, hey, man, I
Speaker 2: gotta run to my car left something, would you hold
Speaker 2: my place? Most people say fine, yeah, go ahead, and
Speaker 2: when you come back, they don't have a problem. See
Speaker 2: your problem is is you want to get out the line,
Speaker 2: go do something, then come back and just get up
Speaker 2: in the line further up than you were, or cut somebody.
Speaker 2: Now you got a problem because see everybody looking at
Speaker 2: you now like hy woa partner? Where you come from?
Speaker 2: You know the line start back here? But see the
Speaker 2: thing with God is God don't do that. God don't
Speaker 2: say the line start back here. God hold your place.
Speaker 2: When you make a mistake and you fall off the line,
Speaker 2: God holds your place. But if you ain't got no dreams, aspiration,
Speaker 2: if you ain't got no place, what he holding for you? See,
Speaker 2: I mean he got a place for you, but you
Speaker 2: gotta come to it. See some people, well here's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, if you got a goal of aspiration to
Speaker 2: dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can get
Speaker 2: back to that because God knows where you left off.
Speaker 2: Now you may have to accomplish a few more things
Speaker 2: since you stopped for a long period of time, but
Speaker 2: God knows where you left off, you can get back
Speaker 2: on track. I look, man, this dream of being on
Speaker 2: TV since I was a kid, and it got off track.
Speaker 2: Now it got off track. I just kept it as
Speaker 2: one of the dreams. And in some real dog moments
Speaker 2: when it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I
Speaker 2: was hanging on to is just the hope that one
Speaker 2: day it could.
Speaker 1: But that's what faith is really about. Faith is the
Speaker 1: belief in things that you cannot see. But faith gives
Speaker 1: you the confidence to keep hoping. Man, Sometimes it just
Speaker 1: keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse Jackson say it
Speaker 1: just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's just the hope.
Speaker 1: I was hanging on a hope.
Speaker 2: And I'm talking about when it got real ugly and
Speaker 2: funky out there for me, when it looked like I
Speaker 2: wasn't gonna ever make it, and all of the facts
Speaker 2: was in and everything pointed in the direction you not
Speaker 2: gonna make it.
Speaker 1: You done really.
Speaker 2: Messed up this time. Then I sat there and I
Speaker 2: just hung on to the hope. But man, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. If you got a dream on aspiration or
Speaker 2: vision or something, when you fall off track and you
Speaker 2: want to go get back in line, God holds your place.
Speaker 2: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
Speaker 2: he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
Speaker 2: be on TV. Now, when you get it together and
Speaker 2: you quit tripping, and you come and your turn to me,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna finish the journey. That took me a
Speaker 2: lot longer to get here than I wanted to, But
Speaker 2: then it was necessary because I needed all of the
Speaker 2: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
Speaker 2: I got on the radio one day, which I did
Speaker 2: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
Speaker 2: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
Speaker 2: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
Speaker 2: have stories to tell, and I can tell you about
Speaker 2: me better than I can tell you about anybody. And
Speaker 2: I done been through enough whereas relatable, where enough people
Speaker 2: can go mad that happened to me, appreciate you saying
Speaker 2: that that's what it was for. See, I get it now.
Speaker 2: See at the time, though I didn't like what was
Speaker 2: happening to me. At the time, I was really in
Speaker 2: total disagreement with God on a lot of stuff he
Speaker 2: was pulling off on me. But in essence I was
Speaker 2: really pulling it off on myself. But through his grace
Speaker 2: and mercy, he kept me through all of my mistakes,
Speaker 2: all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations, all my misfires,
Speaker 2: all the times I knowingly stepped out there and did wrong.
Speaker 2: He forgave me, He said, because man, if you ever
Speaker 2: come to me, I have a plan for you that
Speaker 2: is going to be far and above. It will supersede
Speaker 2: everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what I did. I
Speaker 2: just got sick of me, good and sick of me,
Speaker 2: and I turned it over to God. And then God
Speaker 2: started working, And here I am today. Now He threw
Speaker 2: with me. Yet Nope, have I arrived yet?
Speaker 4: Nope?
Speaker 1: But guess what the journey is?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 1: And then you know what I found out. That's kind
Speaker 1: of what it's like in life.
Speaker 2: If you done walked off the cliff in life and
Speaker 2: you ain't got no God in your life, It's like
Speaker 2: not having a parachute. You step off the cliff and
Speaker 2: you just free falling. We all now that fag gets
Speaker 2: you closer to the grave, right see, we all heading
Speaker 2: to the grave from the moment we're born. But the
Speaker 2: cool thing about a relationship with God is when you
Speaker 2: step off the cliff and you got God here a parachute.
Speaker 2: You still going down, but it's a nice ride. You
Speaker 2: guide and you glide, and you're softly, you enjoy. You
Speaker 2: look around, you're smiling. You're meeting other people along the way.
Speaker 2: You're floating over here to ski a little while. You
Speaker 2: over there at the beach for a little while. You
Speaker 2: mess around over here, you get to go out the
Speaker 2: country a little bit on your parachuting and all that,
Speaker 2: and God just helps you your descent.
Speaker 1: Appear more like a rise and more like a euphoric fall.
Speaker 2: Instead of not having no God in your life and
Speaker 2: you just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.
Speaker 2: Ain't got no cord, you steady pulling, you hollering the
Speaker 2: whole way because you to mess around with yourself and
Speaker 2: ain't let God come into your life and provide a
Speaker 2: parachute for you. I would rather have a parachute since
Speaker 2: I got to jump every day than to not have one.
Speaker 2: God has been like a parachute for me. Ask me
Speaker 2: where that came from. I can't tell you. But like
Speaker 2: I always say, most good things that happen in my
Speaker 2: life that I can't explain, its usually him.
Speaker 7: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen right now today, at this particular given time.
Speaker 2: This is a moment that you've never had before, and
Speaker 2: it is also a moment that you will never ever
Speaker 2: get back.
Speaker 1: With those two facts in mind, how good is right now?
Speaker 2: And oh my God, why would you not be so
Speaker 2: grateful for something that you're partaking of that you've never
Speaker 2: had before, which.
Speaker 1: Is this moment called right now?
Speaker 2: So right now, I invite all of you that a
Speaker 2: hit can hear me to just in your own ways,
Speaker 2: say thank you, Thank you God for everything, Thank you
Speaker 2: Lord for all of it. I appreciate it. Man, you
Speaker 2: didn't have to do it, but you did. There he
Speaker 2: goes doing it. I don't know if you noticed that
Speaker 2: that sun is up, Yeah, it is up again.
Speaker 1: Ah, he did it. Again, boy boy, oh boy, Steve.
Speaker 2: Harvey, Marty show y'all, Shelty Strawberry calling for real man. Third,
Speaker 2: the South Mississippi Monica Junior government named kids space the
Speaker 2: legend that is Nephew Tommy, yours truly, Junior.
Speaker 1: What's on your mind today?
Speaker 8: Let me tell you something, unc man. You inspired a
Speaker 8: lot of people. You know that closing remark you did.
Speaker 9: Yesterday was really aspiring. Yeah, you remember the closing market
Speaker 9: did yesterday? Really inspired? You know, by being ugly?
Speaker 8: You know, and I i'man I was inspired. I did
Speaker 8: some research, little bit.
Speaker 10: I did a little research, and I looked up the
Speaker 10: definition of ugly come home, and the definition says unpleasant
Speaker 10: or reposals, especially in appearance. Similar words, is unattractive, ill favored, disagreeable, grim, homely.
Speaker 10: Then I found a study that happened on March eleven,
Speaker 10: twenty twenty, which sayd unattractive people considerably overestimate the attracted me.
Speaker 1: That like, wow, old estimate the attracted me? What junr
Speaker 1: your research on? I didn't know if you added why
Speaker 1: would I look it up?
Speaker 2: You know you're gonna have to give up poems and
Speaker 2: start doing research. Research, research.
Speaker 1: Let's go back. Let's go back. Did you say people
Speaker 1: that were unfavored? Did you say that? Was that the
Speaker 1: first thing he said nothing about I.
Speaker 8: Said ill favored, ill faith ill.
Speaker 1: There you're gonna na see how that fit in.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So what I'm saying, tom is that you wanted people
Speaker 9: to overestimate your attraction, which makes you ugly with the.
Speaker 8: Rest of them.
Speaker 11: You, I'm overs to make your trying to I'm not listen.
Speaker 11: I'm not gonna wake up this morning and be ugly.
Speaker 1: Were just not starting, Tommy, to research is that you
Speaker 1: went to bed like this. I went to bed beautiful
Speaker 1: and answer amazing. Estimating your tractess, that's not.
Speaker 11: Over estimating it. But I didn't say, let's just take
Speaker 11: some calls if the part you know, I'm ugly, if
Speaker 11: the people say I'm ugly, I'll be a if everybody
Speaker 11: that listens to.
Speaker 1: Make and make sure that I question the people who
Speaker 1: call it.
Speaker 12: All right, listen, Okay, the ugly continues coming up. In
Speaker 12: thirty minutes after the hour. Thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 12: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that Frank
Speaker 12: back right after this.
Speaker 1: I want for ugly truth. That's what I want. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be hard on you.
Speaker 7: Good job, Ju, you're listening Morning show. It is time
Speaker 7: now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 11: What you got for his nap nappy half, Shirley, We're
Speaker 11: gonna run it back. It's nappy hah. Your child has
Speaker 11: nappy had the ugly truth right here.
Speaker 1: Your child at the school horrible, Frank horrible.
Speaker 11: Can have napper half, but you can't be ugly. Come on, cat,
Speaker 11: let's go NAPPI half.
Speaker 10: Hello.
Speaker 13: Hello, I'm trying to get Francis.
Speaker 5: This is she.
Speaker 13: Hey Frances, how you doing. My name is Daryl. Our
Speaker 13: kids they go to together. Oh yeah, yeah, your daughter's
Speaker 13: Kitlin right, yes, okay, my son is DJ Darrell Junior.
Speaker 13: They I think I may have met you at the
Speaker 13: beginning of the school year. You remember meeting me, darryl Oh, I.
Speaker 14: Met a lot of people, but I'm sorry I can't
Speaker 14: place you right now.
Speaker 13: Okay, no problem. Hey, listen, I was getting a call.
Speaker 13: You know, there's only a handful of black kids at
Speaker 13: the school, you know, being a private school and all.
Speaker 13: And uh, we the the the black parents. We all
Speaker 13: got together and had a meeting a couple of nights ago.
Speaker 14: Okay, you said all the black parents. Okay, I wasn't there.
Speaker 15: Why wasn't I called?
Speaker 13: Uh what, we actually had a meeting about your daughter, Kaylin?
Speaker 14: Well what about Kaylan? Is she is there a problem
Speaker 14: at school that she's crazy or something? I don't even
Speaker 14: know about what's going on.
Speaker 13: With Well, actually, when we're you know, we feel privileged
Speaker 13: to be you know, you know, like I said, there's
Speaker 13: only a handful of blacks, and we try to carry
Speaker 13: ourselves in a dignified way, our presence, our attitude, the
Speaker 13: way we handle ourselves. And you know, Kayla's doing very
Speaker 13: good in school from what I understand, and very nice
Speaker 13: with all the rest of the kids. She's getting along.
Speaker 13: That's not the problem. What we're what we're trying to
Speaker 13: get is the grooming of Kaitlyn. You know, Kaylen has
Speaker 13: these braids, and what we were trying to do is
Speaker 13: give you know, we had a meeting about it.
Speaker 15: We want to hold on, hold on.
Speaker 14: Did you just say her grooming something wrong with her grooming?
Speaker 13: Well, it's not necessarily her clothing, of course, you know,
Speaker 13: the kids were the uniforms, but the braids, you know,
Speaker 13: we we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity.
Speaker 13: The way we carry ourselves. We want to be, you know,
Speaker 13: pretty much nice and clean, sitting polish. We would really
Speaker 13: prefer for her hair was straight and opposed to being
Speaker 13: braided up. You know. You mean that kind of gives
Speaker 13: off a ghetto type of look to it, and that's
Speaker 13: what we're trying to avoid.
Speaker 14: Are you crazy? Is something wrong with you? You don't
Speaker 14: have First of all, how the hell you get my number?
Speaker 14: If you couldn't call me for the meeting, why are
Speaker 14: you calling me nothing?
Speaker 13: Well, like I said, man, the meaning was to get
Speaker 13: the general consensus on where all the parents feel in
Speaker 13: the same way about your daughter and her braids. You know,
Speaker 13: we're just trying to keep everything classy. When it comes
Speaker 13: to the blacks that attendant school, there's only ten of us,
Speaker 13: you know, ten children attending.
Speaker 14: I tell you what you can attend.
Speaker 7: You could.
Speaker 14: What you can attend is to is this phone hanging
Speaker 14: up in your face? You tell the parents all of
Speaker 14: them for me, y'all can go straight and hit rock
Speaker 14: bottom out of hell talking about my child and her braids.
Speaker 14: Her braids are ethnic, they are nice. She is wearing
Speaker 14: brooms and I don't know how in the hell you
Speaker 14: got my telephone number, But tell all the parents for me,
Speaker 14: the kids to crack of mine.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 13: Listen, first of all, I don't like the way that
Speaker 13: you're talking to me. Okay, I carry myself with class.
Speaker 5: With dignity.
Speaker 13: I'm spitting polished man subject you call me, yeah, acting
Speaker 13: just as ghetto as her hairstyle.
Speaker 14: And let me say something real ghetto to your Okay,
Speaker 14: you and all parents can hit rocks from out of hell.
Speaker 14: Don't call me no more with no like this. This
Speaker 14: is ignorant. I'm far beyond this. My child is well groomed.
Speaker 14: She is going to go to as a matter of fact,
Speaker 14: as much money as it costs to go there to
Speaker 14: y'all should have been meeting on how we can get
Speaker 14: together and pay the tuition. How about that?
Speaker 13: Are you trying to sit here and tell me that
Speaker 13: you've got a problem taking her brains down and wearing
Speaker 13: her hair straight so she can look a lot more
Speaker 13: classy than what she looks right now. It's a pathetic
Speaker 13: look that she's having right now. You know what, I don't.
Speaker 14: What's your hair look like? Take a picture of your
Speaker 14: self and send it to me texted to me since
Speaker 14: you get the Folkes phone numbers and give it to you,
Speaker 14: take a picture of your self and text it to me.
Speaker 14: I bet you you look black. Who would have taught it?
Speaker 14: My daughter's braids are gonna stay up for the rest
Speaker 14: of the year. As a matter of fact, we ain't
Speaker 14: gonna even rebrate it. It's gonna stay that way. So
Speaker 14: it could be meted and represent that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 13: Francis, listen, I don't I don't want to argue. I
Speaker 13: just wanted to call and see if we could actually,
Speaker 13: you know, come to a medium on this. Do you
Speaker 13: think that there's a possibility that I mean, when I'm
Speaker 13: picking up DJ tomorrow after school, would it would it
Speaker 13: be all right if I picked up little Kayla and
Speaker 13: brought her home and let my wife do our hair.
Speaker 16: Please?
Speaker 14: I wish he would pick my daughter up and see
Speaker 14: what the hell I do. I'm gonna call my husband
Speaker 14: him to come over your house and whoop your after
Speaker 14: he braves Yo, I wish you would pick up my
Speaker 14: DoD I call the police. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 14: you're gonna have to call the police on me and
Speaker 14: my Steward and see what happens.
Speaker 13: Ma'am. I'm just trying to get some class here. That's
Speaker 13: all we wanted. We're not wanting to fight with you.
Speaker 13: It's just the blacks here. We think that we want
Speaker 13: a little bit more classy look of the way we
Speaker 13: are groomed. That's the only thing we're looking for.
Speaker 14: Only person who's gonna be taking the classes when we
Speaker 14: get to what you're gonna be taking the class? How
Speaker 14: about that? Yeah, I can't stand up like you. Y'all
Speaker 14: get five dollars and one penny in your box, that'
Speaker 14: think you better than everybody else. You're forgetting where you
Speaker 14: came from. As a matter of fact, what's your what's
Speaker 14: your name? Because I'm calling the principal on your uh day,
Speaker 14: give me your name and mister who what's your name?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 13: Uh? That's that's that's that's that's not that's not really
Speaker 13: what my name is.
Speaker 14: But that's what told me when your first comment, what
Speaker 14: is your real name?
Speaker 13: My name is my name? My real name is Tommy Thomas. No, no,
Speaker 13: my last name either.
Speaker 14: What what the hell is your name?
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 13: My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 13: Morning Show. Your husband, Keith got me the prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Oh you.
Speaker 14: Bull be Oh my god, you got me ready to
Speaker 14: click yo the pps cool and I'll tell you what
Speaker 14: keeps get out for the rest of.
Speaker 13: The week for me, he told me, he said, Man,
Speaker 13: he said, it don't take but about two and a
Speaker 13: half minutes for my wife to go off. He said,
Speaker 13: it don't take but two and a half he said. I. Well,
Speaker 13: I got one more thing to ask you. What is
Speaker 13: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 14: The land, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 12: All right, nephew, coming up next, it is asked, the
Speaker 12: cl you're listening hard morning show coming up at the
Speaker 12: top of the hour. In entertainment news, CNN has Announceable
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Speaker 7: Get this now with Donald Trump next week.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're just gone on.
Speaker 12: Yeah they fired, Yeah, they fired Don Lemon and now
Speaker 12: they're over there. That's why I don't watch them anymore.
Speaker 12: Jonathan Majors is hit with the restraining order days before
Speaker 12: his court date, and Rihanna will be the voice of
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Speaker 12: all coming up at the top of the hour, But
Speaker 12: right now it is time to ask the clo l
Speaker 12: In Dover says, I met a new guy online, and
Speaker 12: he insists that we talk on FaceTime whenever we talk
Speaker 12: because he lives in New York. That's a problem for
Speaker 12: me because I walk around my house naked. I'm tired
Speaker 12: of putting on a rope?
Speaker 7: Is it too forward to video chat with him naked?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no no, go ahead with your stupid behind.
Speaker 1: Go ahead.
Speaker 2: You just can't put no clothes off, he insists. This
Speaker 2: can't even be real. See, that's what's wrong with y'all
Speaker 2: out here.
Speaker 5: Y'all.
Speaker 2: You just you want to do everything you want to do,
Speaker 2: and everybody got to go along with it. You can't
Speaker 2: put a blouse on to talk to this man. Now
Speaker 2: you're sitting up that naked. Why you think this dayton
Speaker 2: fit to go exactly where you wanted to go? And
Speaker 2: now everybody nicked.
Speaker 1: So yeah, just go and do it.
Speaker 2: That's why you ain't got nobody. Now, go ahead, that's it,
Speaker 2: exactly why your ass is online right now.
Speaker 7: Moving on to Cherish and Albany.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, but but listen, but think about here's
Speaker 2: a woman who he wants to face times because he
Speaker 2: want to see what he gonna get now. She wants
Speaker 2: to show him all of what he gonna get. Now
Speaker 2: when after he see it and he get it, where's
Speaker 2: the mystery?
Speaker 1: Then after he gets it, he gonna be gone like
Speaker 1: the rest of them.
Speaker 2: Everybody know you walk around your house, niggad just say
Speaker 2: you ain't just type this in today.
Speaker 1: You have told this to a lot of people. I
Speaker 1: think I think she just didn't.
Speaker 7: You know, she just doesn't like to do FaceTime. That's all.
Speaker 7: Sounds like I get the naked though.
Speaker 2: She don't like putting old clothes. Yeah, so now she
Speaker 2: mad every time he called she got.
Speaker 1: To go put a rollbo.
Speaker 12: She's in her own house though. But anyway, all right,
Speaker 12: Moving on to Cherish in Albany.
Speaker 1: When they release, when he record her and release up,
Speaker 1: come on.
Speaker 12: Cherish in Albany writes, I've always hated my big feet
Speaker 12: and my long toes. I have never let my boyfriend
Speaker 12: touch them, and I have on socks while we're intimate.
Speaker 12: He's trying to force me to take care of my
Speaker 12: feet and wear sandals this summer? Should I face my
Speaker 12: fears for my man?
Speaker 2: Well feet, you need to do something. You need to
Speaker 2: do something. Now, ain't nothing wrong with big feet. You
Speaker 2: have big feet, just to make them look cute. Paint
Speaker 2: them right, you know, like if you got big toes,
Speaker 2: you know, put listen to me. Paint your toenails bigger
Speaker 2: than they are. How do you do that so you
Speaker 2: can make your toes look shorter? And if you know,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to teach you something. Now, you got to
Speaker 2: make your toenails look bigger so your toes won't look
Speaker 2: as long.
Speaker 8: That means that means six coakes, is what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got to do something.
Speaker 2: You're all on the kidicle now, you're all outside everything.
Speaker 2: You got to go outside them line. You got to
Speaker 2: create a new line. You gotta have a whole nother toenail.
Speaker 9: You guys, go to the first Knucklena, Yeah, shower baby, Yeah,
Speaker 9: first that's gonna come on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what'd you say?
Speaker 11: I see why she got wrapped up in socks. I
Speaker 11: think you don't want to pull him out right?
Speaker 12: Tristan and the DMV says, I'm messing with a married
Speaker 12: man and I snuck into his gated community to drive
Speaker 12: by his house. On my way out, I got stopped
Speaker 12: by security at the gate, and now my tag number
Speaker 12: and my driver's license are on file there.
Speaker 7: I'm so glad it was a.
Speaker 12: Brother and he didn't ask questions. But should I tell
Speaker 12: my man what I did?
Speaker 7: Just in case?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going and tell him and then y'all.
Speaker 7: Gonna break up his break up.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let you know that. Ye're go on
Speaker 2: and tell him because he got to know who he
Speaker 2: dealing with. You got stalker rode all over you, you
Speaker 2: and my damn neighborhood. What just drive you house gate him?
Speaker 8: That sounds like I will not be ignored.
Speaker 11: That's what it sounds like. That's what it sounds. Yeah,
Speaker 11: gonna they're gonna be balling rabbits in the minute in
Speaker 11: the house.
Speaker 7: What are you over there for? You know what it
Speaker 7: is already, you already know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we discussed this.
Speaker 12: All right, Iris and Tulsa says Friday evening, I went
Speaker 12: to my booze house and when I stretched out on
Speaker 12: the couch, I smelled funk and perfume.
Speaker 7: So I went off on him.
Speaker 12: He said, I know how to ruin a good night,
Speaker 12: and he put me out. How do I get him
Speaker 12: to admit that a woman has been in there, you
Speaker 12: stretching out for this food?
Speaker 1: Said admit? How you gonna get him to admit he
Speaker 1: don't put you out?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're done.
Speaker 2: He nothing to admit nothing, admit. How do I get
Speaker 2: him to admit? Admit?
Speaker 1: Are you crazy?
Speaker 2: Instead of admitting it, he don't put you out. He
Speaker 2: ain't answering these questions. That's the stupid quest How do
Speaker 2: I get him to admit?
Speaker 1: You still put out?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If the woman over here, Yeah, let.
Speaker 2: Me ask you, so, do you walk back over there
Speaker 2: and get your face up off these what you thank
Speaker 2: you for in the smell?
Speaker 1: And get this?
Speaker 11: He got to clean his couch though, one from boy,
Speaker 11: He didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Who come over there and lay they face on the cushion?
Speaker 1: Where was the pillow?
Speaker 12: She just stretched out on the couch. She didn't even
Speaker 12: say she laid her face on the pillow. She stretched out.
Speaker 7: That's all she smelled, funking perfume.
Speaker 1: Was gaming.
Speaker 7: You go, you lie down on the couch.
Speaker 4: You smell.
Speaker 7: You know women we can smell good.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing he can do. He don't put you out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's made his choice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he gave what he did.
Speaker 8: He gave a like smell out sad.
Speaker 2: Because he obviously referred something over you he like, he
Speaker 2: like it funky fresh.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the phone hit the frame, hit her nose. So
Speaker 7: he's never going to admit it. What could he come
Speaker 7: up with a lie? He couldn't even do that.
Speaker 1: What do you gotta come up with a lie for?
Speaker 1: He'd have told her, what you tripping for?
Speaker 2: Ain't nobody been over here? She done said that. She
Speaker 2: kept insisting, so he put out she.
Speaker 7: Knew better, soa she knew better and you just got life. Well,
Speaker 7: it's what I smell?
Speaker 1: Well sure did? He say, Steve, what do you saying?
Speaker 1: He said, what are you talking about? You smell what?
Speaker 1: I ain't got the call? You smell what perfume? Fun
Speaker 1: She said, it smell what perfume?
Speaker 16: It's not my perfume.
Speaker 2: I don't wear perfume. I'll be funkings sometimes. That's the
Speaker 2: fabric of the couch, all right. Look like that most
Speaker 2: fabric you know where if you put funk on it,
Speaker 2: it has a reflection on it, a reflector that kicks.
Speaker 1: Back coming out.
Speaker 12: Next entertainment on the Steve Harvey Morty Show. That will
Speaker 12: stop you're listening Harvey Morning Show. Well, CNN and Donald
Speaker 12: Trump are teaming up yet for a town hall event
Speaker 12: to be broadcast next Wednesday, May tenth. Caitlin Collins, the
Speaker 12: former Washington correspondent turned morning anchor who was often called
Speaker 12: out by Trump during rallies and press junkets, will moderate
Speaker 12: the live town hall with Trump from stan Anslom College
Speaker 12: in New Hampshire. Trump will take questions from an audience
Speaker 12: of New Hampshire Republicans and undeclared voters. This town hall
Speaker 12: was announced to CNN now under the ownership of Warner Brothers. Discovery,
Speaker 12: seeks to broaden its appeal to viewers who may be
Speaker 12: liberal or conservative, and in a statement issued by CNN,
Speaker 12: the network boasted that quote, it has a long standing
Speaker 12: tradition of hosting leading presidential candidates for town halls and
Speaker 12: political events as a critical component of the network's robust
Speaker 12: campaign cover and this town hall will be the first
Speaker 12: of many for CNN in the coming months.
Speaker 7: So now we can kind of understand what Don Lemon
Speaker 7: got fired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, CNN is a trip, just like everybody else. It's
Speaker 1: about the money.
Speaker 2: When Donald Trump was on his ratings with sky High,
Speaker 2: they know that everybody's working.
Speaker 1: Even us.
Speaker 2: I mean we went home and cut the news on
Speaker 2: just see what he had done. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: CNN it's gonna take advantage of that and become more
Speaker 2: conservative or right wing so they can get him on
Speaker 2: their network because of the problems that Foxes had, right,
Speaker 2: so they're trying to capitalize on their ratings and pick
Speaker 2: up some of those Fox viewers that they may lose.
Speaker 1: It's all my money and all my money and ratings. Yep.
Speaker 7: But then pay Don.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're done. Yeah.
Speaker 7: And Chris Cuomo, he's still fighting over there too, all right.
Speaker 1: I was hanging out with Don lemon on going out.
Speaker 7: Hey, Donns he loves us, so he thanks you, Steeve,
Speaker 7: we love him to.
Speaker 1: Yep, all right.
Speaker 12: Actor Jonathan Major's alleged victim was granted a temporary order
Speaker 12: of protection last week, just ahead of the May ninth
Speaker 12: court date in which Majors will face charges of resulting
Speaker 12: and arrassing this unidentified woman. The Manhattan District Attorney's Office
Speaker 12: said in a statement that the full temporary order of
Speaker 12: protection means that the two parties must not have any
Speaker 12: direct or third party contact, which remains in effect until
Speaker 12: the next court date, and in April nineteenth, report. Variety
Speaker 12: revealed that multiple alleged victims of Majors had come forward
Speaker 12: following his arrest and are cooperating with the District Attorney's office.
Speaker 12: Following the allegations, Majors was dropped by his management and
Speaker 12: his publicist.
Speaker 1: Wow, oh what history is happening here?
Speaker 7: But can he have his day in court?
Speaker 4: First?
Speaker 1: Oh so yes, definitely, No, no, no, because it's already happened.
Speaker 2: The court to public opinion is already out and they've
Speaker 2: deemed this brother guilty. Because now they're talking about where
Speaker 2: these other people come from. I mean, you know, you can't.
Speaker 2: It's it's such a atrocity in this country right now.
Speaker 2: What's going on the council culture is real and there
Speaker 2: are people who will take advantage of it.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: There are real victims in this world, and make no
Speaker 2: mistake about it, absolutely, but.
Speaker 1: There are also a lot of crooks in this world.
Speaker 2: And I think it's really more crooks than victims when
Speaker 2: you really look at what they try to do, and.
Speaker 1: When a celebrity gets in trouble, here's the deal.
Speaker 2: They try to make it such a public case and
Speaker 2: put as much information out there as they can to
Speaker 2: go for a settlement. This is about money. It's always
Speaker 2: about money. DeShawn Watson was about money. And it's crazy, man,
Speaker 2: how many people took a settlement and went and set
Speaker 2: down somewhere and then the real victims, the ones who
Speaker 2: really had something, then all of a sudden they cases
Speaker 2: the money. Yeah, and can't be heard and recognized for
Speaker 2: the truth that they have, which a real violation of
Speaker 2: these women. Now they truth can't be heard because the
Speaker 2: little ones that signed up for money got their money.
Speaker 2: Now everybody got Now, when you take money and you
Speaker 2: sign that NDA, then you got to go somewhere and
Speaker 2: sit down.
Speaker 1: You see that's great or that it's crazy.
Speaker 16: I mean if Deshaun Watson thing, they didn't find him criminally,
Speaker 16: he didn't have at all, just at all. Now this
Speaker 16: thing with Jonathan questionable too. Yes, these women went out
Speaker 16: to the club after the attack happened.
Speaker 1: He was ordering drinks.
Speaker 16: So it's like it's que about that particular incident. I
Speaker 16: can't speak about the past, but it's it's really sad.
Speaker 16: Don't put yourself in these situations too. And you know what,
Speaker 16: and he he was such a major superstar he had started. Yeah,
Speaker 16: it was it, but you know, call it, Like you said.
Speaker 2: A good point about the Shaun Watson he was that
Speaker 2: he they found two grand juries, found nothing criminal that
Speaker 2: they could bring on him.
Speaker 1: Now, the hypocrisy of the NFL to protect.
Speaker 2: The shield, because they were getting so much flat from
Speaker 2: these different groups, they had to act and and and
Speaker 2: set this man down and cost him money and and
Speaker 2: and then and and lose the rest of the season
Speaker 2: because of the public outcry, which is puts his focus
Speaker 2: on counsel culture. See here's the part that I hate
Speaker 2: for a lot of people. What happens when the man
Speaker 2: is found not guilty. What happens when there are no
Speaker 2: criminal charge?
Speaker 1: Guess what?
Speaker 2: Everybody who bought the charge is forward. They get to
Speaker 2: skip to the low my dogs, right, they get the
Speaker 2: walk off in head ain't and like.
Speaker 7: Their tarnished though even if they're.
Speaker 16: Oh man, if that ain't right, Yeah, that ain't right, man,
Speaker 16: But you still need to check your behavior. You may
Speaker 16: not have broken the law, you still got to check
Speaker 16: your right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you too, and the people around you, the people
Speaker 7: you hang around all right.
Speaker 12: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, an NFL
Speaker 12: reporter has gone viral for accidentally saying big Z during
Speaker 12: her coverage of the draft.
Speaker 1: That's when it means something to you. Tell us you're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning Show.
Speaker 12: The NFL Network's Bridget Condon was delivering a scouting report
Speaker 12: during the draft when she made a slip up that
Speaker 12: has gone viral on social media. Condon was talking about
Speaker 12: the Philadelphia Eagles newest player, Jalen Carter, who was selected
Speaker 12: with the number nine overall pick in the NFL Draft.
Speaker 12: Condon described Carter as a big d before trying to
Speaker 12: correct herself by saying, big guy.
Speaker 7: Oops, take a listen.
Speaker 17: Names that we're hearing is Jalen Carter, the D tackle
Speaker 17: from Georgia just won a national championship with the Bulldogs. Big,
Speaker 17: big guy, sixty three, three hundred and fifteen pounds. He
Speaker 17: could make an immediate impact, a Day one starter because
Speaker 17: of his ability to create pressure.
Speaker 1: H oh, yeah, that's what was on the little later man.
Speaker 1: I really don't know. I don't think it was.
Speaker 7: She said it fast, but she became fast, really fast.
Speaker 2: But she knew what she was saying, though, See, because
Speaker 2: there's too many words that could have been in that.
Speaker 2: The big defensive tackle, the big defensive line and defensive player.
Speaker 1: You know, and you just get up and then it
Speaker 1: just get.
Speaker 7: Social media take it and run with it.
Speaker 1: They don't know that, so are they Are they messing
Speaker 1: with her job because of that?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 7: I mean, you know, I'm not.
Speaker 12: You know, she tried to move on with it, Steve.
Speaker 12: The fans picked up on what she said, and the
Speaker 12: clip has gone viral. So I mean, we need you
Speaker 12: to give her some advice because you've messed up on
Speaker 12: TVA before. I mean, it's been a while, but what what.
Speaker 4: Can you.
Speaker 5: No? Big?
Speaker 1: I bet? Well, I mate, you bet not? I bet
Speaker 1: I maybe been I say that. Well, you know, fortunately
Speaker 1: I have the what voice is this?
Speaker 2: Did hear an arm share quarterback situation? From what you
Speaker 2: should have done? I think she handled it admirably by
Speaker 2: just rolling through it and ac collection. She never said
Speaker 2: it at all. Now, if they come and question you
Speaker 2: asked when you got to start line, and you know
Speaker 2: what you cannot do is say, you know what. I
Speaker 2: was just looking at him and the camera was paying
Speaker 2: from his feet up and it just stopped right there.
Speaker 1: That's first thing I saw, and I just said it.
Speaker 1: So you can't do that.
Speaker 2: Then you guys to lie there you go, cause you
Speaker 2: know I was thinking things like he's a big dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, fix it.
Speaker 2: He's he's big and dedicated, dedicated stress.
Speaker 1: I've set up there, and I enjoy the way he sounds.
Speaker 1: I enjoy his diction. I just think that he is
Speaker 1: really I just enjoy his fictions so much. He just
Speaker 1: means so well.
Speaker 2: Like when he was talking, it was just a delicious conversation.
Speaker 2: It was just like, think of things like that to
Speaker 2: say in Southern.
Speaker 1: Bil you know.
Speaker 12: Up next, we found out when King Charles is wearing
Speaker 12: to his coordination, and we'll see if our fashion icon
Speaker 12: pimping approves of his outfit.
Speaker 7: Right after this, you're.
Speaker 12: Listening morning show, Well, the coordination of King Charles the
Speaker 12: Third is this Saturday across the Pond, and King Charles
Speaker 12: the Third will put on a layer upon layer of
Speaker 12: glitter investments.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, all right, not come on in.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I ain't while oh man, I ain't been here since
Speaker 3: folks in mine it was going on, Hey pimping, Wow,
Speaker 3: it was hey perfect.
Speaker 1: Always in I'm per you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: It was up chocolate, Hey pimping.
Speaker 1: What's that was gonna ju?
Speaker 4: My man?
Speaker 2: Pimpin, my man I'll see long gratulations man, marriage, How
Speaker 2: she's moving on up?
Speaker 1: How you doing man, my man? Freedom? Baby?
Speaker 4: You know what it is?
Speaker 1: Goodness? Okay, go ahead, what's happening to.
Speaker 12: I'm so glad you came by because you know, the
Speaker 12: coronation of the King of England will be this weekend,
Speaker 12: this Saturday. Yeah, I ain't no pimps over there. Yeah,
Speaker 12: so I just wanted, Well, he's one, I guess you
Speaker 12: could say in a manner.
Speaker 1: Of speaking, but though he just can't. You ain't no
Speaker 1: pimps in the palace.
Speaker 12: Maybe you need to change that, you know. I just
Speaker 12: wanted to talk to you a little bit about his
Speaker 12: his outfit. Maybe you could give him some pointers or
Speaker 12: talk about what you would wear. Okay, So he's going
Speaker 12: to be crowned king officially. He'll be wearing a shimmering
Speaker 12: gold sleeved coat. Okay, gold gold sleep. Yeah, the sleep.
Speaker 12: It's gonna weigh about four and a half pounds. It's
Speaker 12: made with real gold silk fabric penting. Yeah, you know, King,
Speaker 12: it's not all the little flowers, a little airbas the
Speaker 12: floral motifs, all of that.
Speaker 7: Over that. He's going to wear a floor length cloak.
Speaker 12: Okay, that weighs six to eight pounds and fastens across
Speaker 12: the chest.
Speaker 2: With a gold don't do that, king, Come on, they
Speaker 2: ain't gonna be able to see the sleeves. What is
Speaker 2: you wearing the gold sleeve so you're gonna hide it
Speaker 2: with a croat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, it's kind of like a cape. I would
Speaker 7: think maybe.
Speaker 2: Cape first of all, is probably flo If you need
Speaker 2: to cut that cape in hand, you need to put
Speaker 2: it back on the back of your.
Speaker 1: Shoulders and had a cape, you know, look like.
Speaker 2: Cut it down and then that way the gold sneeze
Speaker 2: is always pompy. You don't hide the sleeve.
Speaker 12: Okay, I see what you're saying, temping, Yeah, you know
Speaker 12: all right now talk about his crown.
Speaker 7: His crown alone is going to weigh nearly five pounds
Speaker 7: on his head, a.
Speaker 1: Lot on your head. Yeah, I'm going that's more than
Speaker 1: a football helmet.
Speaker 2: Then he's gonna probably drop that, you know, unless he
Speaker 2: can go on getting to put a chin strap on it.
Speaker 1: Put a chin strap on it.
Speaker 2: That way, when you can do it, you want to
Speaker 2: do it, put a gold chin strap on your crown.
Speaker 4: Right there.
Speaker 2: I know one thing, you know, I got invited. You know,
Speaker 2: y'all don't know what you stay downstairs?
Speaker 1: Do the Earl? You know Earl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Earl Man, I know Errol told me
Speaker 2: to come through. So my mom already I've been shopping
Speaker 2: one already made mound.
Speaker 7: And what are you gonna wear?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wearing buckskin. You know we're gonna be bucking Ham.
Speaker 2: You know, my god it the outside is buckskin and
Speaker 2: on the inside feel me.
Speaker 4: You know where I'm going with this.
Speaker 1: Outside is buckskin.
Speaker 2: Okay, inside is gonna be lying in real Ham, fucking.
Speaker 1: Hem, fucking helm here.
Speaker 4: The inside you.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about cute everything. Oh oh, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be nice. I don't be over there with Earl. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be killing it all right, Thank you?
Speaker 7: We knew you and Dail coming out next breaking phone
Speaker 7: call with the net.
Speaker 1: You right after the skin and Ham on his side.
Speaker 7: You're listening.
Speaker 12: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 12: It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 12: moving on is not that easy? Okay, we'll get into that,
Speaker 12: find out what that's all about. We kind of know
Speaker 12: that moving on isn't easy, but we'll find out what
Speaker 12: this particular issue is. And right now, yeah, that's a
Speaker 12: little bit later because right now the nephew is here
Speaker 12: with today's prank phone call, nephew, what you got?
Speaker 1: What you got? Uh, it's right here.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 11: I'm trying to help all these husbands out there. It's
Speaker 11: a lot of husbands out there that's going through some.
Speaker 1: Things with their wives.
Speaker 11: And yeah, yeah, and I had to create an organization
Speaker 11: that can step in, uh huh and protect, you know,
Speaker 11: because I'm about protecting and I'm about yeah, yeah, these.
Speaker 1: Men's talking me out to need help.
Speaker 11: This is Husband Protection Program HPP, Husband Protection Program, you understand.
Speaker 11: And there's a lot of men out there that need
Speaker 11: to be protected from some of their wives. Some of
Speaker 11: their wives are a bit out of control on certain things.
Speaker 11: And this is what we step in. You know, like
Speaker 11: like Junior, you know, you you just got married. If
Speaker 11: you want to, if you want to, if you want
Speaker 11: the big TV on the patio, and you don't get that,
Speaker 11: you know, HPP will come in. You call us, you know,
Speaker 11: and we get you that seventy inch that you won't
Speaker 11: out there, you know, especially if she is never watching
Speaker 11: you know, all of her Housewives shows on her. Hey,
Speaker 11: you deserve that too, you understand. And HPP we come
Speaker 11: in and we make what's fast. This is Husband Protection Program.
Speaker 11: All you husbands out there that that feel like this
Speaker 11: organization ought to exists.
Speaker 1: Commy is here for you. I hear you.
Speaker 11: Come on, Okay, And the reason why this prank was
Speaker 11: made is because I was going through this at my house.
Speaker 11: I'm not I don't have time for my testimony this morning,
Speaker 11: but I want to. I just want y'all to know
Speaker 11: I got the big TV now on the pad of
Speaker 11: your Hey, Okay, Pete, let's go her Husband Protection Program.
Speaker 5: Hi Morgan, my name is Josh. I'm with HPP giving
Speaker 5: you a call. You are married to mister Sean Am
Speaker 5: I correct, Yeah, you're with who now I'm with HPP.
Speaker 5: We actually picked your husband up from his job today.
Speaker 5: I wanted to give you a call. You pick him
Speaker 5: up for one Okay, you're you're his wife Morgan? Right? Correct? Okay? Uh,
Speaker 5: actually just wanted to make sure that he's okay and
Speaker 5: we're worried about his Okay, what happened, Well, nothing's happening
Speaker 5: as of right now. We've had a conversation with him
Speaker 5: and we've checked him out, he's definitely okay, but why
Speaker 5: why are you picking him up?
Speaker 13: Though?
Speaker 15: I don't I don't understand what?
Speaker 5: All right, let's just just calm down, Hang on second.
Speaker 5: I got a couple questions for you. Your husband he
Speaker 5: is about what five nine? Correct? Right? And you would
Speaker 5: agree that Sean ways about one hundred and seventy five pounds?
Speaker 5: Does that sound about right?
Speaker 2: Ways?
Speaker 5: Yes? Okay, here's another question. No exactly, Morgan? How tall
Speaker 5: are you?
Speaker 15: I'm five nine as well?
Speaker 5: Okay? And if you don't mind, I know it's a
Speaker 5: little different type of question, but if you don't mind,
Speaker 5: how much do you weigh?
Speaker 15: I'm like two hundred? Wait a minute?
Speaker 13: What is?
Speaker 12: What is?
Speaker 13: What is?
Speaker 15: How much I have to do with it? I don't
Speaker 15: know what is wrong with him?
Speaker 7: And where is?
Speaker 15: Where is he? Right now?
Speaker 5: We actually have him? We have him in our custody.
Speaker 5: Him where we have him in our custody right now
Speaker 5: here at our headquarters at HPP?
Speaker 15: So head what heck? What is what is the HPP?
Speaker 5: Ma'am? HPP is Husband Protection Program?
Speaker 15: Husband protection I've never I've never heard of such a thing.
Speaker 15: Why why is he there here?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 5: The problem we have and we've been getting some actual
Speaker 5: complaints or whatnot, and not necessarily from him, but that
Speaker 5: you've been bullying your husband.
Speaker 15: Okay, you know what. I'm at my job and I'm
Speaker 15: gonna get your hold on one second so I.
Speaker 14: Can go in here.
Speaker 5: What what?
Speaker 14: What did you guy?
Speaker 5: Have you and uh Sean had any arguments at all lately?
Speaker 5: How we have?
Speaker 15: We're married? Have we had arguments? Of course, he had arguments.
Speaker 15: What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 5: Have you guys had any altercations?
Speaker 15: Any altercations?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 15: What kind of altercations?
Speaker 5: Have you been bullying your husband in a physical way?
Speaker 15: I've been burying him, have you? You have been bullying him?
Speaker 5: For somebody to turn in and give us who you
Speaker 5: talk to him? I can't put him on. This is
Speaker 5: what I'm talking about. This what you're talking about.
Speaker 15: You call me up my gast, put off a HTP
Speaker 15: crass and somebody tis somebody.
Speaker 14: In for some arguments?
Speaker 15: We're married? Who do you freaking Who's marrigan does not argue?
Speaker 5: I understand you, man, but it is my job to
Speaker 5: protect husbands that are getting bullied by their wife. This
Speaker 5: is ok.
Speaker 15: Let me speak to him.
Speaker 5: I'm not at liberally to let you speak to him
Speaker 5: right now. What you're not gonna do is bully me
Speaker 5: as well. And I see what are they trying to
Speaker 5: bully you? I want to know what is going on?
Speaker 15: And why do you call me and my dad with
Speaker 15: some crap about him being.
Speaker 14: At some headquarters with ATP him.
Speaker 15: The app isn't a hundred AHDP And my husband is
Speaker 15: not even protecting from anybody fucking.
Speaker 5: My mass It is husband protection program. You've been bullying
Speaker 5: your husband, You've been using bad language with.
Speaker 15: Your whole long. You don't know what to talk them.
Speaker 15: My husband when he said I do, he said I
Speaker 15: do whatever he said to me, whenever he said, how
Speaker 15: er he said it, and never he gets And if
Speaker 15: he has the problems with arguing me, he needs to
Speaker 15: stop his craft and he won't be in no argument.
Speaker 5: And you tell him that, you see, this is what
Speaker 5: we're talking about. This is why he's been picked up
Speaker 5: today and brought in our custody so that he would
Speaker 5: be definitely protected from you.
Speaker 15: You know what, if he needs a protection and he's
Speaker 15: in your company out you can keep him there, how da.
Speaker 5: Well, here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna be picking
Speaker 5: you up, bringing you in so we can have a
Speaker 5: conversation bringing me upwre what what do you think that is?
Speaker 5: We're bringing you in a week out the conversation? She
Speaker 5: would you let me explain something to you, ma'am. We
Speaker 5: will be bringing you in having a conversation with you.
Speaker 5: You're gonna be coming in and you're gonna do exactly
Speaker 5: what we tell you.
Speaker 14: Anywhere anybody, are.
Speaker 5: You physically or mentally abusing your husband? You know what?
Speaker 15: You don't have to take me up.
Speaker 14: Tell me where you are. I will come to you.
Speaker 5: You have to take me up.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 15: I will come down here.
Speaker 5: I will handle you and.
Speaker 15: Him at the same time.
Speaker 5: You tell me what you I'm gonna ask you a
Speaker 5: serious question. Is it something like a consequence of he
Speaker 5: does to listen to you? I mean, I mean, what
Speaker 5: are you doing? You're treating your husband like a child?
Speaker 5: What are you doing to him?
Speaker 15: I feel like treat you like if you have the
Speaker 15: problem with how I see him you talking about?
Speaker 5: He asked, Let me ask you something, miss Morgan.
Speaker 15: What do you do for a lear I'm a head
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Speaker 15: or on me because I'm loud in this room?
Speaker 5: Oh, so you don't head of security, So you know
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Speaker 5: apprehend the person. Don't that is my job? Yes?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 5: So are you doing that at home?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 15: I'm not gonna tell you again?
Speaker 14: I don't harm that man in any way.
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Speaker 12: is not that easy. We'll get into that right after this.
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Speaker 12: The subject is moving on is not that easy? Dear
Speaker 12: Stephen Shirley. My husband and I were married six years,
Speaker 12: and one morning he got up, showered, and got dressed
Speaker 12: for work. Before we left the house, he kissed me
Speaker 12: on the forehead and said he didn't want to be
Speaker 12: married anymore, at least not to me. He told me
Speaker 12: that he had a revelation at church and he thinks
Speaker 12: we both deserve to be happy. I told him I
Speaker 12: was happy, and he shocked me by saying he has
Speaker 12: not been happy in a long time. He said that
Speaker 12: he'd be moving out soon and we need to sell
Speaker 12: the house so he can buy a new house eventually.
Speaker 12: When he finally gave me the chance to speak, I
Speaker 12: told him that he's selfish and that I loved my
Speaker 12: house and I didn't want to sell it. He said
Speaker 12: that I deserve a better man than him. I got
Speaker 12: angry and told him to stop the it's not you,
Speaker 12: it's me bs, and that's when he left because he
Speaker 12: hates confrontation. I didn't go to work that day, and
Speaker 12: like a dummy, I told everyone close to me what happened.
Speaker 12: Well after I finished crying all day, I realized that
Speaker 12: I shouldn't have told so many people. Since then, my
Speaker 12: girlfriends have called me every day to check on me,
Speaker 12: and my mama set up a group chat with my aunts.
Speaker 12: They are all trying to figure out ways to make
Speaker 12: my marriage work, and I've told them that there's no
Speaker 12: going back after the way he handled me. The worst
Speaker 12: part is that I'm pregnant and I was waiting until
Speaker 12: I had one more doctor's visit to tell my husband.
Speaker 12: Because I'm in my forties and considered high risk, I
Speaker 12: have to deal with people in my business, my pregnancy,
Speaker 12: the move, a divorce and moving on as a single mother. Meanwhile,
Speaker 12: he's free to go on and live his life, and
Speaker 12: I bet he has a new woman, but that's none
Speaker 12: of my business. How can he detach from me and
Speaker 12: move on so easily?
Speaker 7: Because he's a pig. That's why. He's just a selfish,
Speaker 7: low down, filthy, nasty, dirty pig. And I don't like him.
Speaker 12: I mean, you don't treat people this way, and especially
Speaker 12: your wife of years. I mean, what are you supposed
Speaker 12: to do now? I get if you want to lead
Speaker 12: the marriage and all of that, but you know there
Speaker 12: are ways to do it where you don't have to
Speaker 12: be so cold about it. And I'll tell you this,
Speaker 12: as hard as it sounds, and you said it yourself,
Speaker 12: you do have to move on. Don't even trip about
Speaker 12: telling your family and your girlfriends. At least they are
Speaker 12: being supportive in some way. And it's way more than
Speaker 12: you can say for your loser husband. It's not the
Speaker 12: first or the last time a husband has walked out
Speaker 12: on a wife or vice versa, but dang, I mean,
Speaker 12: who does this to a person? I just think he's
Speaker 12: a pig and he's just so cold and heartless about it.
Speaker 12: And you do have rights, so don't worry about that.
Speaker 12: You do have some rights. You don't have to walk
Speaker 12: out or move out right away. You don't have to
Speaker 12: sell the house right away. Take your time. The last
Speaker 12: thing you need to be is stressed out during your pregnancy.
Speaker 12: And maybe your family could help you pack up his
Speaker 12: stuff so he can get out. And I'm sure that
Speaker 12: you do know that you should get a lawyer, and
Speaker 12: of course the lawyer can help you with the rest
Speaker 12: of the legal stuff and all that. And please get
Speaker 12: all you can, Okay, get all that you can from
Speaker 12: this man. The main thing is to make sure you
Speaker 12: stay healthy. You got to tell you have to know.
Speaker 12: Tell him about the baby, you do. Even though he
Speaker 12: is a pig, I think he has a right to
Speaker 12: know about his baby. Don't expect anything from him. And
Speaker 12: after you tell him, though, because babies can't hold marriages together,
Speaker 12: your husband probably does have someone at someone else he
Speaker 12: does and I'm sure that helps you decide. That helped
Speaker 12: him decide to walk out on you after six years.
Speaker 12: Bottom line to all of this, go ahead, have your baby.
Speaker 12: You can and will survive, and you can make it
Speaker 12: to the other side.
Speaker 2: Of this, Steve, Oh, that is crazy. I've known in
Speaker 2: to do some things similar this one. When you read
Speaker 2: it though, it's it's all chaotic. Now. The other thing
Speaker 2: about this letter is this letter is one sided. Now
Speaker 2: we're just hearing from her. This is crazy, though, man.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel for the lady that wrote the letter,
Speaker 2: because this is a letter full of pain, surprises, hurt, compromises, shock, disappointments,
Speaker 2: let downs, and it's just a letter full of this.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if I can help you, but
Speaker 2: here we go. My husband and I were married for
Speaker 2: six years and one morning he got up, he showered,
Speaker 2: got dressed for work, and before he left the house,
Speaker 2: he kissed me on the forehead and said that, well,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be married no more. I don't
Speaker 2: want to be married no more, at least not to you.
Speaker 2: Now that's a very telling line right here. When a
Speaker 2: guy says that I don't want to be married anymore,
Speaker 2: at least not to you, that immediately sends you to
Speaker 2: the arms of someone else.
Speaker 1: That's the giveaway.
Speaker 2: He told me that he had a revelation at church
Speaker 2: and he thinks we both deserve to be happy. This
Speaker 2: is the other part that throws me off about men.
Speaker 2: Why would you drag the Lord into this God's voice?
Speaker 2: Bishop Alma taught me something about God's voice.
Speaker 1: It has no sin in it.
Speaker 2: So this revelation that you had at church, you had
Speaker 2: this forore you got there. You just thought of some
Speaker 2: stuff while use at church. Please don't put this off
Speaker 2: on the church, the Lord or a scripture. And if
Speaker 2: you didn't have his revelation at church, all right, if
Speaker 2: the rest of the letters all said, if I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have an answer for this woman, I will tell a company.
Speaker 2: All right, That's all I can do.
Speaker 12: All right, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
Speaker 12: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
Speaker 12: Strawberry Letters, subject is moving on is not that easy.
Speaker 12: We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning show.
Speaker 12: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 12: The subject is moving on.
Speaker 7: Is not that easy?
Speaker 2: Well, according to this letter, the subject is really apropos
Speaker 2: I mean, moving on is not that easy, especially when
Speaker 2: you didn't know you was moving.
Speaker 1: Let loane on.
Speaker 2: So all of this whole letter is a shot. God
Speaker 2: got up one morning, been married six years, showered, got
Speaker 2: dressed for work, kissed on the faehead and saying, I
Speaker 2: don't want to be married no more, at least not
Speaker 2: to you. And then he told me he had a
Speaker 2: revelation at church and he thinks that we both deserve
Speaker 2: to be happy. I told him I was happy. He
Speaker 2: shocked me by saying that he ain't been happy in
Speaker 2: a long time. Well, that really shouldn't have been a shock.
Speaker 2: Here's the partner of the letter. She's leaving out. They've
Speaker 2: had some medical problems. There has been a disconnect, there's
Speaker 2: been a change. Now if you weren't paying attention to
Speaker 2: you don't want to admit to it, y'all. Come on,
Speaker 2: n he walk in the house. This ain't all white
Speaker 2: ass shocking. You were shocked by the way he presented
Speaker 2: it to you, But you all have been having some
Speaker 2: type of issues somewhere if you just look back on
Speaker 2: and closer. And I'm pretty sure she's playing all this
Speaker 2: stuff out in her mind.
Speaker 13: Now.
Speaker 2: He said he'd be moving out soon and we need
Speaker 2: to sell the house so he can buy a new
Speaker 2: house eventually. Now you're being dictated to right here, lady,
Speaker 2: and this is where you gotta gather yourself.
Speaker 1: He can't just come in the house as a married man.
Speaker 2: You all have a house, tell you he's moving out
Speaker 2: and that y'all need to sell the house so he
Speaker 2: can buy a new one eventually.
Speaker 1: That ain't hart as working, They ain't court in the country.
Speaker 1: That's gonna just go along with just the right here.
Speaker 2: See, because once you play back what he said to you,
Speaker 2: he pretty much that ain't his house.
Speaker 1: He can forget that. He fit the lose.
Speaker 2: When he finally gave me the chance to speak, I
Speaker 2: told him that he's selfish. I love my house and
Speaker 2: I don't want to sell it. He said, I deserve
Speaker 2: a better man than him. I got angry and told
Speaker 2: him to stop that.
Speaker 1: BS.
Speaker 2: That told him to stop that it's not you as
Speaker 2: me BS. And then he just walked out and he
Speaker 2: left because he hates confrontations.
Speaker 1: Well, lady, he just walked out and left because he
Speaker 1: hates confrontations.
Speaker 2: Now, he walked out and left because he flew with you,
Speaker 2: you know, quick, dressing up stuff, making excuses for people.
Speaker 2: He told you earlier before the argument started, he was
Speaker 2: leaving you. He won't sell the house, kiss you goodbye
Speaker 2: to marriage over. He don't want to be married no more,
Speaker 2: at least.
Speaker 5: Not to you.
Speaker 2: Now, don't stop all this confrontation stuff. I didn't go
Speaker 2: to work that day like a dummy. I told everybody
Speaker 2: close to me what had happened. Yeah, that will see.
Speaker 2: Now you finished crying all day, I realized I shouldn't
Speaker 2: have told so many people. Since then, my girlfriends had
Speaker 2: called me every day to check on my mama has
Speaker 2: set up group track with your aunts, your old ass hunt.
Speaker 1: Now they all in here.
Speaker 2: Trying to figure out ways to make the marriage. What
Speaker 2: you don't think they own she or her MoMA, her
Speaker 2: aunts is her mama's deal. Since all of them old,
Speaker 2: they've been trying to figure out ways to make the
Speaker 2: marriage work. And I've told him they're not, that there's
Speaker 2: no going back after the way he handled it. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: you've come to the proper conclusion. Stop answering your phone,
Speaker 2: don't get on no group chat. Tell everybody you fine,
Speaker 2: because if you know there's no going back after the
Speaker 2: way he handled you, then you've come to the conclusion.
Speaker 1: But the worst part is that you are pregnant.
Speaker 2: And I was waiting until I had one more doctor's
Speaker 2: visit to tell my husband because I'm in my forties
Speaker 2: and I'm considered high risk. I have to deal with
Speaker 2: people in my business, my pregnancy, to move or divorce,
Speaker 2: and moving on as a single mother. So I'm assuming
Speaker 2: you all have no children, because now you're talking about
Speaker 2: being a single mother. So I'm assuming y'all don't have
Speaker 2: any kids. Meanwhile, he's free to go on with his life. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't think it's gonna be free.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 2: You can't do people any kind of way you want
Speaker 2: to and just walk out like it's free. Now he
Speaker 2: is gonna move on with his life, but he'll be
Speaker 2: moving on without that house. Hello, And you gonna move
Speaker 2: on without this child supposed and well that's what you're
Speaker 2: gonna leave at here, And it looks like you're gonna
Speaker 2: be end up paying some type of spousal support.
Speaker 1: See broum.
Speaker 2: When you walk in the house and you tell a woman,
Speaker 2: listen to me, I'm in the court doctors all.
Speaker 7: Ain't you're an expert.
Speaker 2: And now if this baby come here, and if you smart, lady,
Speaker 2: lady lady, you will delay the divorce. And to the
Speaker 2: child is born, it's delayed the divorce because now you
Speaker 2: will be going to family courts family courts are way
Speaker 2: more lenient towards women. And you can ask Tyreeese because
Speaker 2: he online right now talking about it. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: use Tyree's post as a reference for how men get
Speaker 2: treated in family court. Once you have a child, your
Speaker 2: case will go over to family court and then it's
Speaker 2: tilted very heavily towards the family, and the family would
Speaker 2: be the.
Speaker 1: Woman because if she gets custody at child.
Speaker 2: They don't take custody for mothers unless you are unfit,
Speaker 2: so they do not do that. So, lady, you have
Speaker 2: a lot of things going for you. Stop looking at
Speaker 2: the negative and look at the positive. You'll be rid
Speaker 2: of a person who don't want you. And I would
Speaker 2: rather live by myself than to live with somebody that
Speaker 2: don't want Keep looking for the blessing in this instead
Speaker 2: of wallowing anything, and good luck to your sisters.
Speaker 1: You got to do a lot of praying for me.
Speaker 7: On autop Thank you, Steve.
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Speaker 7: Morning show. It is time now for Junior and sports Talk.
Speaker 7: What you got Junior?
Speaker 9: All right, Well, first of all, let's just go ahead
Speaker 9: and say it. Congratulations to Joel Embi. He is the
Speaker 9: NBA MVP. Man after three years of try and he
Speaker 9: finally got a third time to charm Man lost a
Speaker 9: joking jokings in two years straight. Now this year he
Speaker 9: is the MVP. So congratulations. Jolian beat Philadelphia seventy sixers.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 9: We also had two good games last night, Tommy. I
Speaker 9: don't know if I sawing man.
Speaker 8: Did you see these games?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 8: Yes, Heat Knicks series is tied at one.
Speaker 9: Man, Man, I don't one thing many. I think it's
Speaker 9: gonna be seven two times because that Jaylen Bronston Man
Speaker 9: and Julius Randall just showed out last night.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 9: Jaylen Bronton gave him thirty and Julius Randall game twenty five. Man,
Speaker 9: But don't worry about the man that he has to
Speaker 9: players show up even.
Speaker 8: Without Jimmy Buckets.
Speaker 9: Man, Jimmy Buckets wasn't playing last night, Martin and gave
Speaker 9: then Jimmy blankety blank Buckets.
Speaker 8: That's his new name.
Speaker 9: Jimmy Butler was out last night, But man, he showed
Speaker 9: up Caleb Martin showed up and gave Vincent showed up man.
Speaker 8: But I think this game will go seven games.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 8: But the Lake show Man, the Lake Show in Golden State.
Speaker 8: Man showed up.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 9: The Lakers took it one seventeen to one twelve over
Speaker 9: the Warriors. I could just say, man, we got to
Speaker 9: stop calling him street clothes. He made a look, put
Speaker 9: some respect on his name. Now came his name is
Speaker 9: Anthony Davis, miss clo, Anthony Davis.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, well I didn't even call him street close.
Speaker 8: Tommy did first. You with me, Tommy said it first.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Man eighty gave him thirty and twenty three rebounds.
Speaker 8: Man Lebron chipped in with twenty two man. But it
Speaker 8: was a game, bucket, bucket.
Speaker 9: The biggest lead I think the Lakers had was like
Speaker 9: fourteen man, and the and the Warriors ate that up.
Speaker 9: Curry gave him twenty seven tops and gave twenty five
Speaker 9: Weeks gave him fifteen man.
Speaker 8: But the Lakers lead for they say the series.
Speaker 9: Mon oh Draymond gave six points. God, Okay, that's all
Speaker 9: he played defense. He just played there, That's all he did. Yeah,
Speaker 9: he not dead for scoring.
Speaker 1: He not helping the light. He's not doing I know,
Speaker 1: I know he's not helping the light. Kid.
Speaker 8: I tell you one thing though, he ain't. He ain't
Speaker 8: kicking nobody on the Lakers.
Speaker 1: I know that gonna do that.
Speaker 8: He ain't swinging on there, man, So kick brows.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be an issue. I promise it's gonna be
Speaker 1: an issue.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it probably will be an issue.
Speaker 4: Bad.
Speaker 8: This is two great series. I think it's gonna be
Speaker 8: a great game, man.
Speaker 9: So tonight we got the seventy six ers and the Celtics,
Speaker 9: so let's just see what happens.
Speaker 7: All right, all right, Junior, thank you.
Speaker 12: Coming up as usual at the top of the hour,
Speaker 12: we got a question for Steve right after this You're.
Speaker 7: Listening Morning show.
Speaker 12: An unidentified woman recently attended a performance by the Los
Speaker 12: Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra, and she got so turned on by
Speaker 12: this performance that she had what is described by many
Speaker 12: audience members as a very loud and full body oh.
Speaker 7: You know what an O is, oh for orgasm right
Speaker 7: in her seat.
Speaker 12: It allegedly happened while the Philharmonica Orchestra played Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony,
Speaker 12: and the lady became aroused by the music, all right.
Speaker 12: One witness seated near the woman told the La Times quote,
Speaker 12: I saw the girl after it happened, and she was
Speaker 12: breathing heavily, and her date was smiling and looking at
Speaker 12: her like in an effort to not shame her.
Speaker 7: It was quite beautiful.
Speaker 12: Another concertgoer claims the woman had a quote breakdown of
Speaker 12: some sort, and a lot of people thought she was
Speaker 12: having a medical emergency. So here's a question, guys, has
Speaker 12: your favorite song ever gotten? You were roused in public and.
Speaker 13: Not right just.
Speaker 1: What I wish. It was a song.
Speaker 7: Nothing but earth winding fires Stea No.
Speaker 4: Never Princess.
Speaker 1: That's when y'all and I played that Hundy dance right now.
Speaker 1: Weird though, with that obsession.
Speaker 12: Like that, speaking weird, what is the weirdest place you've
Speaker 12: ever been around?
Speaker 13: Then?
Speaker 7: Where were you?
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 8: I didn't know I was around, but probably was in
Speaker 8: like third grade?
Speaker 1: Yeah, was aroused in the third grade.
Speaker 7: I didn't know.
Speaker 8: I didn't know what that was.
Speaker 1: You grew up another weird what's wrong with this body?
Speaker 1: Where you go with this?
Speaker 4: Right here?
Speaker 1: But we fin had this little child it's going on moment.
Speaker 1: You couldn't have have. That was not what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm not tell me what you were thinking. Hell Fire saying,
Speaker 1: we were.
Speaker 8: Thinking Miss Mary max Silver budders down on the back.
Speaker 4: I heard that.
Speaker 1: I said, Oh, Mary Black, Yeah different, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was tracking to my Sunday school teacher.
Speaker 2: Yeah appropriate, Yeah, my Sunday school teacher had fish nets
Speaker 2: on or something. The shirt, fish nets, black pantyholes they
Speaker 2: went through the hole. Boy, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: I was so fascinated with this woman. I wanted to
Speaker 2: I wanted to know everything about.
Speaker 7: The disciples, that they about the Lord and all of
Speaker 7: that transition.
Speaker 2: My little card class was just they called it the
Speaker 2: card class because every Sunday you got a little card
Speaker 2: with a scripture on it, in a message, and that's
Speaker 2: what we learned that day.
Speaker 1: It's called the card class.
Speaker 2: Because they were keep it real simple, like Jesus wept,
Speaker 2: little simple.
Speaker 5: Ca.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, she was just too beautiful to me. She
Speaker 1: was lead singing in the choet. Just beautiful. I just
Speaker 1: flash shad y'all got that lived in that shoe.
Speaker 7: What they had so many kids. She didn't know what
Speaker 7: to do.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she had Humpty Dance and the old lady
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't tell me these aren't the thoughts
Speaker 1: of an ugly person. That were you back on that?
Speaker 2: I mean, just you think Humpty Dance turns you on,
Speaker 2: and the old lady in this shoe, these are ugly
Speaker 2: people thoughts.
Speaker 1: It might have been a nice shoe, but still, I mean,
Speaker 1: she was getting it in. I'm just saying.
Speaker 8: She was getting busy.
Speaker 1: Did you ever hear about husband?
Speaker 11: Now that on a time I called her, he ain't
Speaker 11: living there, so she was from He was a baby mama.
Speaker 11: They lived with a baby mama. I don't know if
Speaker 11: he lived in a boot somewhere else in the cloud.
Speaker 1: He had to get away from a key.
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Speaker 7: you're listening.
Speaker 12: Morning show and it's time now for would you rather?
Speaker 12: Would you rather get hiccups every time you lie? Or
Speaker 12: would you rather gain one pound every time you lie?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: No, hiccups?
Speaker 16: Yeah, let me hear this one over here, because he
Speaker 16: ain't gonna be able to breathe.
Speaker 7: Oh huh, you's gotta lie, Yeah, you got.
Speaker 1: I guts to be able to talk. Say them hiccups
Speaker 1: aren't gonna work, so you can blow up. Man, My
Speaker 1: fat ask gonna have to try to hang in there.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be on six hundred pound life.
Speaker 8: With his feet just getting hoisted into the car.
Speaker 1: Maybe I was over there over uh walk in the
Speaker 1: house last night?
Speaker 12: Would you rather leave your house without saying bye?
Speaker 7: Or would you rather come in and not speak?
Speaker 1: None of them work, neither one. No man can do that.
Speaker 1: You got to do that, would you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'd rather come in and not speak. I could just
Speaker 1: say I couldn't find that house. In that house, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can get lost in his house so he can
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 4: He told the truth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, I've actually used that one
Speaker 1: before he was last night I came in.
Speaker 7: I couldn't find your baby, all right?
Speaker 12: Would you rather have mice in your home or would
Speaker 12: you rather let extended extended family live with you?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'll go and take the mice.
Speaker 8: Yeah, give me the mice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you would rather with mice in your family?
Speaker 11: We got some family that's rats. I'm trying to tell you, Yeah,
Speaker 11: go take your pick.
Speaker 7: I level the way you rather live.
Speaker 4: I get.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get these rats under control.
Speaker 7: You're mice, Okay.
Speaker 12: Would you rather have a ten hour flight with no
Speaker 12: movies or would you rather be be in a car
Speaker 12: for five hours listening to rap?
Speaker 1: Five hours of wrap? I could do that, Or on
Speaker 1: the plane with no movies, no movies and I'll do
Speaker 1: five hours of rape. Where are we going though? Going
Speaker 1: five hours?
Speaker 8: What we are five hours away?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna sit on that plane, not have no
Speaker 2: movies for ten hours. Instagram or something. I'm not feeling.
Speaker 2: I'm not fing riding this car. Five hours of rep.
Speaker 16: You can do Tupac, you can do Pete Pablo, you
Speaker 16: love him, You can.
Speaker 11: Do how many people ass you're ready to whoop by
Speaker 11: the time you get to listening.
Speaker 12: All right, that's today's Rondon would you rather thanks guys,
Speaker 12: coming up at forty nine minutes after our last break
Speaker 12: of the day, and we'll close out the show with
Speaker 12: the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 12: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
Speaker 12: the day on this Wednesday, hop day.
Speaker 7: It's been a good day. We've had fun, good.
Speaker 5: Week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, learned a lot. Yep, what did you like today?
Speaker 9: If I learned that Tommy Old estimates his attractiveness, I've
Speaker 9: learned that today.
Speaker 7: Learned that today?
Speaker 8: Yeah, well what I had to do the research? I
Speaker 8: foind o I know why I see that?
Speaker 11: And I learned you want to do it with miss
Speaker 11: Mary mac mac mack. I'm dressed in black, black blank
Speaker 11: with silver button. But butt now down the bad.
Speaker 1: Who didn't that that was nice?
Speaker 8: I said, we didn't, my man. That's I mean fat,
Speaker 8: I had heard.
Speaker 1: To that day.
Speaker 11: So so Gretel from hamsl and GIRLA or Oliver red Riding?
Speaker 11: Which one? I'm sorry, my bad.
Speaker 1: Hey, both of these are children. We were children.
Speaker 8: Differ, we was kids.
Speaker 1: We was kids. Okay, clear that up right? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I just would.
Speaker 11: I'm not going anything. We were children specific let me
Speaker 11: growing up a little bit. Ginger, Marianne, Hey, that's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on now, yeah, Ginger. I was cool either
Speaker 2: one of them. I didn't care. Man, whatever that long gown.
Speaker 1: I'm cool with either one of them, our little boy,
Speaker 1: Lord petticoat Junction, all of them, all the white.
Speaker 7: Girls, right, I know, no Carol and Julia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lord, I wanted her, Julia. I wanted her to
Speaker 2: beat my single mother so bad. I was just sitting
Speaker 2: over there on girl, I'll come over there and take
Speaker 2: care of that boy to day.
Speaker 4: But Steve, I.
Speaker 7: Wanted to ask you about aging gracefully.
Speaker 12: You seem to have gotten uh like a grip of
Speaker 12: it or a hold of it as far as you
Speaker 12: know what you're doing. You're eating, playing your work. Yeah,
Speaker 12: you know, I mean, because you know, we have no
Speaker 12: alternative but to grow older. You know, you know what
Speaker 12: the alternative is.
Speaker 2: I have a saying, I have a sweatshirt that says, uh, father,
Speaker 2: the time is undefeated. But there's honor in the fight.
Speaker 2: And you know, I think what we have to come
Speaker 2: to as we start to age, as everybody does. Now,
Speaker 2: if you sit there. I have news for you fall
Speaker 2: the time, and aging is just gonna come take you away.
Speaker 2: And it's and if you don't fight back, it scoops
Speaker 2: you up and roll your ass down. That he'll quick man. Ah,
Speaker 2: So you're gonna let these free radicals set in your body. Ah,
Speaker 2: So you don't mind being stiff. You ain't gonna do
Speaker 2: no stretching. Oh okay, so your muscles, you don't mind
Speaker 2: getting up pulling muscles in cramping.
Speaker 1: Oh okay.
Speaker 2: Oh wait a minute, wait, wait a minute. So you're
Speaker 2: not gonna practice getting up out your chair with no hands. Oh,
Speaker 2: you're gonna use the grunt technique. Oh, that's what you're
Speaker 2: gonna do. Okay, So you're gonna take the elevator all
Speaker 2: the time instead of going up them steps.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: So way, you're not gonna get on you're not gonna
Speaker 2: go for walks, and you're not gonna get on this
Speaker 2: exercise bike or treadmill. Oh, you're gonna just let the
Speaker 2: aging process come. If you do that, it will come
Speaker 2: and take you away so fast. Now, you can't prevent aging,
Speaker 2: but you can definitely slow it down. And another very
Speaker 2: important thing. And I people think I think I think
Speaker 2: people don't realize this. Laughter is a huge component. Man.
Speaker 1: The age person don't laugh a lot. Man.
Speaker 2: And when you laugh, it releases and doorphins in your
Speaker 2: body and you feel better.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Laughter is like medicine.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: I love laughter.
Speaker 7: I love having fun and.
Speaker 1: You provide so much laughter to us. You love for that. No,
Speaker 1: it's cool. I mean we all do.
Speaker 7: That's how that's our job, you know, Yes it is yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get offendished sometimes go ahead. The beauty of less
Speaker 2: watching you admit that though.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you.
Speaker 2: Know, Tommy, I damn you teared up. No, man, you know, Tommy.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just got to come through. You have to
Speaker 2: be authentic with yourself. And I know something. It's hard
Speaker 2: for you to just sit there and just lie to
Speaker 2: yourself about being attractive and everything. And then finally you
Speaker 2: just sat back and had a real moment. Yeah you
Speaker 2: just said, I ain't. But I noticed when you be
Speaker 2: saying this is always on the radio. You need you
Speaker 2: need to get a mirror. I need to get a
Speaker 2: mirror for what so you can look at yourself next
Speaker 2: time you say you're cute.
Speaker 7: But way about yourself?
Speaker 11: Right until you realize I'm sexy? Man, life is gonna
Speaker 11: be bad for you though. You gotta just you gotta,
Speaker 11: you gotta, you gotta, you gotta accept this. Man, I'm
Speaker 11: actually finna start walking around with a Jerome with somebody
Speaker 11: with a mirror.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna, I'm gonna escalate this thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the mirror.
Speaker 9: Y'll be replacing the mirror so fast, cracking.
Speaker 2: Out of the mirror, mirror on the wall. Can you
Speaker 2: tell me who's the fairest of them all the mirrors?
Speaker 1: Response?
Speaker 2: Fu, I love to Tommy as soon as I can
Speaker 2: see you, But you're gonna have to get on something
Speaker 2: because your ass ain't tall.
Speaker 1: Shut up, terrible us out.
Speaker 7: We kinda go, Steve, sh'all.
Speaker 1: Have a great day today. Talk to God you'd love
Speaker 1: to hear from.
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