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Speaker 5: I sure will a good morning everybody. Y'll listening to
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Speaker 5: Steve Harvey got a radio show today, folks. I just
Speaker 5: want to dive right in because I think I got
Speaker 5: it here.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 5: Did you know that there is a life for you
Speaker 5: that's greater than you could have ever dreamed of? Did
Speaker 5: you know that there's a life for you better than
Speaker 5: the one you've ever felt before? And did you know
Speaker 5: that there was a life for you much bigger than
Speaker 5: the one you wanted? And lastly, did you know that
Speaker 5: what I just said is true? Did you know that?
Speaker 5: Did you know that the things I just said are
Speaker 5: available to you? It's not just intended for those who
Speaker 5: receive awards. It's for everybody. Yeah, you too, It's for
Speaker 5: you who didn't get your high school diploma. It's for
Speaker 5: you who are incarcerated. It's for you who have two strikes.
Speaker 5: It's for you who've been sentenced to life. It's for
Speaker 5: you who've gotten out and have a felony record and
Speaker 5: can't seem to get it together.
Speaker 2: It's for you.
Speaker 5: Who have an illness. It's for you who the doctors
Speaker 5: have given up on.
Speaker 2: It's for you. This life I'm talking about is for you.
Speaker 2: Did you know.
Speaker 5: That there is a life for you better than the
Speaker 5: one you dreamed about, better than the one you've imagined,
Speaker 5: a life better than the one you thought of, That
Speaker 5: there is a life for you better than the one
Speaker 5: you've ever felt before. There's a life for you better
Speaker 5: than the one you saw for yourself. There's a better
Speaker 5: life for you than the one you expected and even
Speaker 5: the one you wanted. Did you know that this is
Speaker 5: true for you? See, here's let me give you the
Speaker 5: secret to this thing. Now you have to believe that
Speaker 5: it is for you. Now, you gotta fight through the doubts.
Speaker 5: You gotta fight through the wheel of satan, because the
Speaker 5: devil is busy man. The devil wants you to think
Speaker 5: that it's hopeless. The devil wants you to think that
Speaker 5: this is it. The devil wants you to think that
Speaker 5: ain't no more to it. The devil wants you to
Speaker 5: think that this applies to other people. But you, yeah,
Speaker 5: you've been dealt the word hand of them all, which
Speaker 5: you ate. But that's what the devil wants you to think.
Speaker 5: So you gotta fight through. Now, You gotta fight through
Speaker 5: to get to what I just said is available for you.
Speaker 5: But what else you got to do? You ain't doing
Speaker 5: nothing else, might as well fight. Why just wake up
Speaker 5: and just let it be? Why would you wake up
Speaker 5: every day and just exist when there's a chance for
Speaker 5: you to actually live. See the reason I don't mind
Speaker 5: smiling so much now is because I'm no longer existing.
Speaker 2: I'm living now. See.
Speaker 5: See, that's what you want to get to. You don't
Speaker 5: want to exist to wake up paycheck to paycheck, date today,
Speaker 5: not knowing, not understanding, not have and can't can't get this,
Speaker 5: can't get that, can't go here, can't go there, Gotta wait,
Speaker 5: gota wait, gota wait, goda wait till it seems like
Speaker 5: you never get nowhere. You can get out of that
Speaker 5: rut of life, feeling like when you wake up in
Speaker 5: the morning that your life is whole hum that you
Speaker 5: just in a rut. I drive the same way to work,
Speaker 5: I do the same thing my job. When I get off,
Speaker 5: I drive all the way back home. I sit there,
Speaker 5: I read the newspaper. I watered the lawn. I'm so
Speaker 5: sick of my life. It ain't this, ain't what I wanted, man,
Speaker 5: and start wak up and start over, do the same thing.
Speaker 2: Then the weekend gets in.
Speaker 5: You got to mold the lawn, and then you try
Speaker 5: to fix something in the garage, and you feel like
Speaker 5: your life is in a rut. I'm talking about if
Speaker 5: this feels like a rut to you, and if it's
Speaker 5: what you've always wanted, I'm cool with that. But I'm
Speaker 5: talking to people who want it more, who would love
Speaker 5: their life to be more, who would love their life
Speaker 5: too different to be different. Now, I'm not criticizing you
Speaker 5: if I just described your life. I'm just only talking
Speaker 5: to the ones who would dad to believe that there's
Speaker 5: more to it than this. I'm only talking to the
Speaker 5: ones who would dad to accept the challenge to fight
Speaker 5: through and see what God got for you instead of
Speaker 5: listening to Satan all the time. Devil is busy, man,
Speaker 5: Please understand, he's so busy, so busy trying to trick you,
Speaker 5: get you into the groove. You know they doing all
Speaker 5: kinds of stuff now, man, you know atheists and already
Speaker 5: got prayer taken out of schools. Excuse me, look at
Speaker 5: our skills schools, not as a push by the atheists
Speaker 5: to get the words in God we trust, taking off
Speaker 5: our money. Here's a deal. If you don't believe in God,
Speaker 5: and you don't want trust in God, just going about
Speaker 5: your business. But what you can't do is spill off
Speaker 5: all into what I'm talking about. That's the problem I
Speaker 5: have with all of them. If you're gonna do you,
Speaker 5: then't do you, but don't spill off into what I got.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: See, if you don't believe what I'm saying, then I
Speaker 5: ain't talking to you. Let's just be clear about the
Speaker 5: relationship with Steve Harvey and his crew. I'm only talking
Speaker 5: to the people that believe that are looking for something else,
Speaker 5: that want something more, that wants something better, that's got
Speaker 5: to be out there searching and hoping it and trying
Speaker 5: to do more. That's all I'm talking to now. If
Speaker 5: you don't believe what I'm saying is true, then't go
Speaker 5: ahead try it your way. Go see, write me, email me,
Speaker 5: let me know how it's going for you, telling you
Speaker 5: of a way that's tried and true. If you go
Speaker 5: to God, if you go to your creator, your maker,
Speaker 5: if you go to him and you go to him
Speaker 5: for real and tell him, hey, you know what, I
Speaker 5: want you to go ahead and take over from here.
Speaker 5: I'm done. I'd have done all I know how to do.
Speaker 5: Iud have tried everything I know how to try. I'm
Speaker 5: sick of me right now. Hey, look here, you created
Speaker 5: me what you want me to do, and you had
Speaker 5: the cool thing about it. When I made that decision, y'all. See,
Speaker 5: I was so afraid for years that I was going
Speaker 5: to miss out on something if I did that. I
Speaker 5: couldn't do this no more. But the stuff I needed
Speaker 5: to stop doing. I really need to stop the things
Speaker 5: I was afraid of not being able to do anymore,
Speaker 5: with the very same things I really didn't.
Speaker 2: Need to be doing no more in the first place.
Speaker 5: On the real man, on the real all that temporary
Speaker 5: fun I was having all them temporary outlets. I was
Speaker 5: using all them temporary things, trying to fulfill myself.
Speaker 2: I was doing.
Speaker 5: I was just doing a bunch of temporary mess man.
Speaker 5: I said, hold up, man, I want something permanent. Man,
Speaker 5: I want a permanent feeling in my heart that it's
Speaker 5: gonna be all right. So he replaced all that fun
Speaker 5: with joy. But it was only because I went and
Speaker 5: I faced him. He didn't take me and stopped me
Speaker 5: from being me. He just made a better version of me. See,
Speaker 5: God don't take he because all the stuff he sent
Speaker 5: you through, he needed you to go through all him.
Speaker 5: He needed you to have him experience of what it
Speaker 5: felt like to be locked up. He needed you to
Speaker 5: have experience and know what it was to lose everything.
Speaker 5: He needed you to have experience to make you tough.
Speaker 5: You just gonna be a tough one. I'm a tough
Speaker 5: soldier in his army, that's all.
Speaker 2: I just say. One of the weak ones. I protect
Speaker 2: the weak ones.
Speaker 5: God didn't take a lot of stuff from except the
Speaker 5: stuff I needed. But the stuff he made me to be,
Speaker 5: he allowed me to keep it, and he just made
Speaker 5: a better of me. Do that, y'all and you can
Speaker 5: have what you want.
Speaker 3: You'st morning show, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9: You know what.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of doing something different this morning.
Speaker 5: But I said, okay, do it And then I said,
Speaker 5: but why And then I said, because it's a different day.
Speaker 5: I said, but then we do this yesterday. I said,
Speaker 5: but yeah, wa are you tired of waking up or something?
Speaker 5: And I went, well now and just said we'll do
Speaker 5: it then. And I said, well, okay, good morning. How
Speaker 5: are you today? Find our hope? Hope all is well?
Speaker 2: You know, those are menial conversations.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about waking up this morning and telling God Almighty,
Speaker 5: thank you, because man, you didn't have to do it,
Speaker 5: but you did. I appreciate it. I appreciate this life
Speaker 5: I got. I appreciate this measure of health that I have.
Speaker 5: I appreciate this opportunity to start again and get it right.
Speaker 5: I appreciate this opportunity to continue. And I look forward
Speaker 5: to whatever it is you have wakened me for, because
Speaker 5: obviously you woke me up because you ain't through with me.
Speaker 5: So what you got, I'm here for it, Thank you, God,
Speaker 5: good batter, indifferent. I want it all because I know
Speaker 5: it's all in the design to get me to the
Speaker 5: ultimate place where you want me to be. Heaven, I
Speaker 5: hope is a goal. But for those of you that
Speaker 5: don't believe in heaven, well I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 5: For those of you that is looking forward to heaven,
Speaker 5: I'm talking to you.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 5: Appreciate you Lord for both rides here and there. Thank you,
Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen. The Steve Harvey Morning Show begins with
Speaker 5: Shirley Strawberry Carlin Pharrell, the two newest inductees into the
Speaker 5: Black Women's Radio Hall of Fame for their continued service
Speaker 5: and efforts as Black men in radio. Ladies and gentlemen, Mississippi,
Speaker 5: Monica or the Mouth of the South, or Lord have mercy.
Speaker 5: Junior whose government name is kill Space and the legend
Speaker 5: that is Nephew Tommy. You know, folks who used to
Speaker 5: go Junior what you need to know? Or he used
Speaker 5: to have questions. Now he has a combination of questions
Speaker 5: and statements.
Speaker 2: So we don't know what it is today. But what
Speaker 2: is it? Junior? You know what you know?
Speaker 10: Let me tell you something. Man, I'm so happy right
Speaker 10: now because I'm so blessed. And then y'all find out
Speaker 10: something that when you own a home, you get part
Speaker 10: to be a part of a group. So I gotta
Speaker 10: get ready.
Speaker 2: For the night.
Speaker 10: I'm going to my first neighborhood watch me thenight, I
Speaker 10: think y'all need to understand this by me. They shouldn't
Speaker 10: never ask me if they want somebody knows that they
Speaker 10: got the right one. I'm on the Neighborhood Watched team tonight,
Speaker 10: flashlight charge ready, pepper, spray walking shoes.
Speaker 11: I'm on my way. I'm neighborhood watching right now.
Speaker 2: I got my line.
Speaker 11: Excuse me, what are you doing? See see, I'm on
Speaker 11: the neighborhood watch you. I don't know if you're in
Speaker 11: your neighborhood watch on, but I'm on mind Hey. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 11: you don't live there.
Speaker 10: See I got all my lines. Now my neighborhood gonna
Speaker 10: be safe. We're gonna get neighborhood of a year because
Speaker 10: I'm on the watch team.
Speaker 2: Neighborhood Watch. What does you spreading people for?
Speaker 11: Jeff ain't they don't get it?
Speaker 2: They did, don't we heed the command?
Speaker 11: Excuse me? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: You don't tell me? Oh? Just like that, just like that.
Speaker 11: Excuse me? Hey, hey, that's not your house. Get back,
Speaker 11: stand back Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're you're not gonna be on that committee
Speaker 5: too much, too long.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna make it no.
Speaker 2: But you like least he's outpared.
Speaker 1: Hey, at least he's prepared. Coming up in thirty two
Speaker 1: telling the hour uncle, we'll hear from the nephew who
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Speaker 1: E r R Y. It is time now for the
Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank. Back, nephew, welcome back. What
Speaker 1: you got for us today?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: I got k Miller? Ka Miller? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Who is she?
Speaker 2: No? No, it ain't a sheet. It's Kate Miller.
Speaker 1: K Okay like letter, k mmmkame out.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a guy, K Miller. Let's go. You'll see.
Speaker 2: You'll see K Miller. Let's go.
Speaker 12: You'll get your over that. Sit down when I get
Speaker 12: to talking to him, then.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna deal with you. Sallo't y'all butt down for
Speaker 2: Trace right now?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 9: Hello?
Speaker 2: Who is this? Who is this? I'm looking for Kay Miller?
Speaker 13: Who is Kate Miller? Miller?
Speaker 12: Let me tell you something, man, this purpose already. No,
Speaker 12: I've been finding out for people that you've been coming
Speaker 12: by my house when I'm gone, and you've been over
Speaker 12: here with my wife. But Trace, So let's get it
Speaker 12: all out here in the Olton. I'm looking for you.
Speaker 2: You hear me.
Speaker 13: Hey man, I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 2: Man that y'all butt down for Trace. Sit it down,
Speaker 2: Kay Miller.
Speaker 12: When I find out where you're at, when I get
Speaker 12: my hands on of your it's gonna.
Speaker 13: Be over with Hold up now, I am Kate Miller,
Speaker 13: but you ain't gonna do to me.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's that you can kill us.
Speaker 13: Don't here like somebody you know your girland. You know
Speaker 13: you can't handle it, and I don't appreciate no lightweight
Speaker 13: cup tacking calling me, accuse me here doing something I
Speaker 13: ain't done yet. You out, we will do it.
Speaker 12: You look gonna start this here today. I ain't got
Speaker 12: enough in me right now to hold this pressure. Now
Speaker 12: I'm looking for your so when I find you, dog,
Speaker 12: this ain't gonna be good between me and you.
Speaker 13: Now. You done got enough because you ain't your girl
Speaker 13: right That's why you calling me accusing me of you,
Speaker 13: you know, my love boe of them, because it sounds
Speaker 13: like you ain't doing what you're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 12: Hey, dog, don't sit here and say nothing stupid to
Speaker 12: me like this. Hell dog, matter of fact, we can
Speaker 12: just meet right now. Get all this old shit your
Speaker 12: butt down, portrays, don't move till I'm through with it now,
Speaker 12: mister t Miller, let me tell you something, man, won't
Speaker 12: we just meet up and get this over.
Speaker 13: With so we can do that. We can go ahead
Speaker 13: and meet up, and when you meet with me, make
Speaker 13: sure you put your look down and work to jelly
Speaker 13: because I got something fuge.
Speaker 2: What shall I do?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 13: But y'all let down and watch your jelly cause I
Speaker 13: got something from it.
Speaker 2: You ain't gonna talk to me crazy though.
Speaker 13: Hey man, look here, you know you don't know who
Speaker 13: the you dealing with. Man, this is Kay Miller and
Speaker 13: you got the right phone number. But look here, you
Speaker 13: can't calm my number. I can need to kind of great.
Speaker 13: I don't know who you are, but you don't need
Speaker 13: to be with me.
Speaker 12: All I'm telling you is I'm looking for you, and
Speaker 12: the ain't already gave me the description.
Speaker 2: You six two?
Speaker 12: You drive a black Chrislis and already know when I
Speaker 12: see you, it ain't gonna be good for you me
Speaker 12: and you.
Speaker 14: Man that's riding no cry hook you gonna drying? No
Speaker 14: price of three hundred cow? Now come down, no Christler?
Speaker 2: Okay, what you driving?
Speaker 13: I'm like, here's i'ma kick up.
Speaker 14: You don't drive no Chriss black three hundred Wow, my
Speaker 14: brother driver, Christler?
Speaker 2: Where your brother in right now? That's what I need
Speaker 2: to know?
Speaker 13: What about what my brother? What are you right now?
Speaker 13: What I need to know? You know you do right now?
Speaker 13: You are I'm calling my my I'm just trying to
Speaker 13: mess with my brothers. My father take get married. You
Speaker 13: call him him accusing him, say, I never ain't been
Speaker 13: doing nothing.
Speaker 2: So your brother Benna get mad, but he's still going
Speaker 2: over the mind.
Speaker 13: I was messing with my shit. Y'all don't know what
Speaker 13: to be doing is laying the pipe? He landed right,
Speaker 13: and your wama get at the light. Look, I ain't
Speaker 13: got town for your little nursing ran.
Speaker 2: Now look, ain't you pray Miller?
Speaker 13: Yeah, pay Miller, But my father Miller.
Speaker 2: Your your brother named Miller? Yeah, what's your name?
Speaker 13: My name is Killer.
Speaker 12: Both of y'all is k Miller's Yeah okay, But your
Speaker 12: brother is the one that drive your black three hundred Chrystler.
Speaker 2: Hoight, I'm gonna whoop his and so as I.
Speaker 13: See him, what time he ain't gonna do a saying in.
Speaker 14: My father because like I told you, out of this
Speaker 14: you're a lightweight tup cake. And then my daughter is
Speaker 14: he's doing when he's.
Speaker 7: Told to be done.
Speaker 13: But you ain't honestly laying the pipe right? And I
Speaker 13: don't appreciate you. How am how threatening me?
Speaker 14: And then try to turn.
Speaker 12: Right, y'alla, I'm gonna whoop you in your brother, if
Speaker 12: I got you, that don't even make no difference to me.
Speaker 2: That don't make no difference to me.
Speaker 13: How go down?
Speaker 2: Whether I run in the table Miller, Miller, damn it,
Speaker 2: Colar Miller. It don't make me no difference. I'm whooping
Speaker 2: a miller sooner or later.
Speaker 14: Thing.
Speaker 13: I want you to come out this right now? You
Speaker 13: hiding behind the gone because you're weak, your weep pocket
Speaker 13: len out? Sorry, hold on right now? And Lehanna's brother,
Speaker 13: who your right?
Speaker 2: When can we meet you on the corner of Frankfood.
Speaker 13: Ain't telling right now?
Speaker 2: At the service station?
Speaker 13: God do that I got out to fight.
Speaker 2: I'm do here.
Speaker 12: All this you talking about? All I want to know
Speaker 12: is how long it's gonna take for you to get
Speaker 12: to the service station. That's all I want to know
Speaker 12: from you. All I want to know is how long
Speaker 12: it's gonna take for you to get to the service station.
Speaker 2: Don't frighten?
Speaker 5: You can?
Speaker 2: How long are they come?
Speaker 14: Right now?
Speaker 9: With what?
Speaker 14: Come on?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 13: I'm on my ways.
Speaker 9: I'm ready for you.
Speaker 2: Okay with me, I'm gonna whoop pillow.
Speaker 14: I didn't even brother, God go tell it from okay.
Speaker 12: Let me tell you one more pain to told you
Speaker 12: to tell me that's a nephew.
Speaker 2: Timing from the Steel Harvey Morning Show. You just got prank.
Speaker 13: Many gonna get joke.
Speaker 14: Tell me go to plus his hands, tell me to
Speaker 14: was gone to the boys around him.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Both pasture up.
Speaker 2: That's go.
Speaker 13: I'm putting in some cholesterol medications.
Speaker 2: I ain't feeling good.
Speaker 13: I'm trying to.
Speaker 14: Send my cat on the phone.
Speaker 13: And you plant common at this time of Hey, what
Speaker 13: is this and the Lucky King a soph.
Speaker 2: That's your daddy. Yeah, oh here Ky Miller too.
Speaker 13: Yeah, he taking out the time.
Speaker 14: He was gotching.
Speaker 13: You know you need to buck with breath coming down
Speaker 13: there came up.
Speaker 2: Look what is the baddest radio ship.
Speaker 6: That's fresh up on stupid right there. Let's fresh up
Speaker 6: on stupid right there. I don't know if you can
Speaker 6: beat that. That's fresh up only.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll figure this out. Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it is ask the CLO with our Chief Love Officer,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour and entertainment news actor Jonathan
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Speaker 1: with a Class A misdemeanor. Iconic screenwriter Shonda Rhimes Queen
Speaker 1: Charlotte is number one on Netflix as it should be. No,
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Speaker 1: has announced the birth of his seventh child, seventh child, Togo.
Speaker 1: So you had to beat nick. Yeah, he's seventy nine.
Speaker 1: That's all coming up at the hour. Right now, it's
Speaker 1: time to ask the clo Davida and Charlotte says. I'm
Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship and we've been dating for
Speaker 1: a few months, so we're still getting to know each other.
Speaker 1: He came to visit me last weekend and every time
Speaker 1: he used the toilet he left the door open. I
Speaker 1: want him to be comfy around me and everything, but
Speaker 1: not this comfy. Okay, how do I tell him without
Speaker 1: pushing him away?
Speaker 2: Shut that damn doing you're doing?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Shut your door?
Speaker 13: It's you.
Speaker 2: I'm here. There's all the way.
Speaker 13: Out of it.
Speaker 1: But she's trying not to offend him and push him away.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, he ain't here. Ain't
Speaker 2: he pushing you away? For real? For real?
Speaker 5: Listen to me, sir, I'm trying to save our relationship.
Speaker 5: You have got to shut that damn done.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 2: What you do at the house by yourself, that's fine,
Speaker 2: But I'm in here.
Speaker 3: We're not that clothes.
Speaker 2: I have clothes in here. You have got to shut
Speaker 2: that dough.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Rosalie and Tampa, Rosalie writes, my husband
Speaker 1: doesn't like one of my best girlfriends and he calls
Speaker 1: her miss Piggy. Our five year old son decided to
Speaker 1: call my friend miss Piggy when he saw her at church,
Speaker 1: and she thinks my son got it from me. Should
Speaker 1: I throw my husband under the bus?
Speaker 6: Hm?
Speaker 2: Hmm, Well, I don't know on this one.
Speaker 5: I don't really know, because if you throw your husband
Speaker 5: under the bush.
Speaker 2: I think the woman's gonna end up not liking the
Speaker 2: whole family. It's why I'm I think.
Speaker 5: I think from the baby all the way up to
Speaker 5: you and your man, she's starting not to like the
Speaker 5: whole family.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 5: Ye had a five year old and calling miss Piggy.
Speaker 5: I might as well go ahead. You know, it's a
Speaker 5: family her fans, it's a family health fan. I like
Speaker 5: the song One Child. Yeah, you might have to tell
Speaker 5: everybody'll keep it together, okay, all right, yeah, don't tell
Speaker 5: us the hook.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Clover in Indianapolis. Clover says, I'm taking
Speaker 1: a man that is slightly younger than I am, and
Speaker 1: he loves toys. I brought my toys out last night,
Speaker 1: and he was anxious to see what each one does,
Speaker 1: and even said one of them was just too big.
Speaker 1: Is it normal for a guy to be into adult toys?
Speaker 5: I don't think so. But if one of them was
Speaker 5: too big, that pretty much lets you know where he
Speaker 5: at with him.
Speaker 1: Right with his opinion.
Speaker 9: That's what he said.
Speaker 2: What is that fault?
Speaker 7: You lie?
Speaker 2: Come on, Clover, good, don't wait a minute.
Speaker 5: Hold up, So.
Speaker 1: You're saying to Clover in Indianapolis.
Speaker 2: Myself including I don't need no help, all right? You
Speaker 2: know that's you know.
Speaker 5: Now you've been by yourself and because you've been, you know,
Speaker 5: doing things just you, yourself and I. But when I'm here,
Speaker 5: I don't need them. But once I come in here,
Speaker 5: we got to put all this. Look at you other. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because we're not going to do with this. I'm telling
Speaker 5: you this right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, So all right, okay, uh, last one, Steve. This
Speaker 1: is from Ayana and Biloxi. She says, I let my
Speaker 1: mom move in with me temporarily after her divorce. She's
Speaker 1: on the rebound and dating heavily. She invites men over
Speaker 1: and sits in my living room entertaining them. This is
Speaker 1: not safe, and I'm worried about out her. How do
Speaker 1: I reprimand my mama.
Speaker 2: Don't have nobody else over here.
Speaker 1: That's that's what That's what she says to her mother,
Speaker 1: and that I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we okay, Now this is our mama, Mama, mama.
Speaker 5: It's too many men coming over here. Now pick the
Speaker 5: one you like the most, and he's welcome. But all
Speaker 5: this trying to figure it out. We're gonna stop this
Speaker 5: over here. It's too many men finding out where I stay.
Speaker 5: And I don't want you to get into no situation
Speaker 5: that you ain't dated in a while. And this ain't
Speaker 5: how you do it. You just got all these old
Speaker 5: ass people sitting up.
Speaker 1: In jail, meeting them online.
Speaker 5: Snacks we don't have in this house. And if one,
Speaker 5: if one more person asked me, do we have any
Speaker 5: salt and venegar potato chips?
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't. We don't have none. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be a problem. All we got is regular and barbecue. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: And I don't know why they had my uh bullioned
Speaker 5: cubes in there, balling them in the kitchen, just boy
Speaker 5: in beef beef bullion cube because he liked to sip
Speaker 5: on that with his chips.
Speaker 1: The blood pressure. So one more time she should tell.
Speaker 5: Her mom what Yeah, he's me and in her leaving
Speaker 5: all this stuff around here, pick up all this prune juice.
Speaker 2: When the people.
Speaker 5: Take all this with you, mama, mama, they can't come
Speaker 5: and stay in here, especially all these little to gold packs.
Speaker 5: Apollo didn't. I don't want to be picking up all
Speaker 5: this stuff much old ass products.
Speaker 1: All right, So I hope you got that, Ayana, all right?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Colo. Coming up next entertainment news right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning show.
Speaker 14: Well.
Speaker 1: Actor Jonathan Majors appeared in a Manhattan court yesterday morning
Speaker 1: via zoom to answer to his assault allegations. In the
Speaker 1: brief conference, the Manhattan District Attorney's Office presented Majors with
Speaker 1: a charge of third degree assault, which is a Class
Speaker 1: A misdemeanor that holds a maximum penalty of one year
Speaker 1: in prison or three years probation. Majors did not enter
Speaker 1: a plea for the charge, and he was reportedly silent
Speaker 1: for the majority of the proceedings. He was ordered to
Speaker 1: personally appear for his June thirteenth court date. If he
Speaker 1: failed to show up, a warrant could be issued for
Speaker 1: his arrest. Major's lawyer issued a statement calling the case
Speaker 1: a quote witch hunt and it is saturated with explicit
Speaker 1: and implicit bias. She allegeds that the treatment of Majors
Speaker 1: highlights the racial bias that permeates our criminal justice system.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're gonna go with that one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah, I'm along with.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think we gonna need to say innocent or something
Speaker 5: because we ain't in no. Please, we're talking about y'all
Speaker 5: attacking us because we're black. I got that, But we
Speaker 5: got gona need you to say innocent.
Speaker 1: Hmm.
Speaker 2: I think really need that one.
Speaker 15: June thirteenth is I don't know what's going on with
Speaker 15: that case because we just things have been retracted.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with that case.
Speaker 8: Yeah, especially the night of the so called incident and
Speaker 8: then the lady went to the club afterwards and they's
Speaker 8: got to show.
Speaker 1: Her in the club video footage. So yeah, yeah, it's questionable.
Speaker 1: But the other victory.
Speaker 5: This has nothing to do with this case. But I
Speaker 5: just want to say something about me. Every time I've
Speaker 5: been jumped on, I went straight to the house.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, kick it out of that.
Speaker 5: You're just talking about me. I'm just talking about me.
Speaker 5: I just ain't got nothing to do with the case.
Speaker 5: Every time I've been jumped on in my life, Lois Stephen,
Speaker 5: I took my ass straight to the house because I
Speaker 5: had to cut some TV old. I had to give
Speaker 5: me some peanut butter and ice cream. I had to
Speaker 5: sit down and give me a TV show on that
Speaker 5: can help me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bah yeah, So we have to wait for
Speaker 1: the court dates.
Speaker 2: I'm just talking about little Stevie Now. Nothing to do
Speaker 2: with this hit case.
Speaker 1: Right here, we're watching it. We're watching it all right.
Speaker 1: Screenwriter extraordinary has done it again. Straight to the house
Speaker 1: and we're moving on. Screenwriter extraordinaire Seonda Rhymes has done
Speaker 1: it again. Her latest win is Queen Charlotte, a Bridgerton story.
Speaker 1: It is number one on Netflix. It opened with over
Speaker 1: twenty two million views in its first week and over
Speaker 1: one hundred and forty eight million viewing hours. Queen Charlotte
Speaker 1: is a six episode good to Bridgerton. Yeah, it's very
Speaker 1: good and it explores the romantic fantasy of Queen Charlotte. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's very good, Steve, you should watch it.
Speaker 2: Actually, I've been trying to find it. I can't find
Speaker 2: on Netflix.
Speaker 1: It's the number one show.
Speaker 5: I can't find a little searching Queen and it's been
Speaker 5: going to Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: Tween Crown, Queen.
Speaker 2: Mary J.
Speaker 1: Blige, crowdspisode.
Speaker 2: I have seen calls.
Speaker 5: I don't seen everything except that they showed the coronation
Speaker 5: old Glass King Richard or whatever his name.
Speaker 2: Is, Charles yees, oh god, his wife.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 2: Done it again, buddy, Yes, yes, she has.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's just got sweeping views of history. It's an intimate
Speaker 1: exploration of grief, regret, painful decisions. Shanda keeps on writing hits.
Speaker 1: She just keeps on writing hits, So we want to
Speaker 1: congratulate her on another big one. Congratulations to Shonda Rhymes.
Speaker 1: Her first big hit show, of course, was a long
Speaker 1: running medical drama Grades Anatomy, that appeared back in two
Speaker 1: thousand and five, followed by her hit TV show Scandal
Speaker 1: How to Get Away and Bridgerton. Okay, so Shonda rhymes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: I gotta find it because I watch all the bridgeton. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I didn't think I was gonna like it, because you know,
Speaker 5: my rule is, ain't nobody but nobody get killed in
Speaker 5: ten minutes. We got to watch something melt they I
Speaker 5: watched two years and nobody got killed.
Speaker 1: Finally, seventy nine year old actor Robert de Niro announced
Speaker 1: that he just welcomed his seventh child in an interview
Speaker 1: with E T Canada. De Niro made the revelation while
Speaker 1: discussing parenthood and his new role in the comedy About
Speaker 1: My Father. When the interviewer mentioned his six children, de
Speaker 1: Nio spoke up and said seven. Actually, I just had
Speaker 1: a baby. He didn't elaborate any further, so we don't
Speaker 1: know who the baby's mama is or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Robert de Niro's oldest daughter is fifty one years old.
Speaker 1: He has a son that's forty six. He has twin
Speaker 1: sons that are twenty seven, a twenty five year old
Speaker 1: son and an eleven year old daughter. So we just
Speaker 1: have to say congratulations. Yes, to baby number seven.
Speaker 5: Yes, somebody say they interviewed the baby and the baby
Speaker 5: said his dream and goal is for his father to
Speaker 5: take him to kindergarten.
Speaker 11: He might make you'll make that, the baby saying it's
Speaker 11: the dream and go.
Speaker 2: I bet you that baby black, I bet you that.
Speaker 2: You think so? Oh yeah, oh mirror, Oh yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: Bob likes you like sisters.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, seventy nine years old. Well, if he
Speaker 1: keeps going, I mean, five more and he'll be caught
Speaker 1: up with Nick Cannon. That's the other thing.
Speaker 2: Well, don't that. Don't let that.
Speaker 1: Go.
Speaker 5: That's gonna be hard to catch. Why you say that's
Speaker 5: Steve Nick still out there?
Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the our Donald Trump
Speaker 1: is found liable for sexual abuse and defamation and order
Speaker 1: to pay five million dollars. We'll talk about it right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 3: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Yesterday in New York City, jury ruled that Donald Trump
Speaker 1: is liable of sexually abusing and defaming, but not raping
Speaker 1: writer Egen Carroll. Carol, a former columnists for Ell magazine,
Speaker 1: will be awarded five million dollars in damages in November
Speaker 1: of twenty nineteen Carol filed a civil suit against Trump,
Speaker 1: citing battery and defamation, accusing him of raping her in
Speaker 1: a burgedoff Goodman dressing room in the mid nineteen nineties
Speaker 1: and defaming her in a social post last year. After
Speaker 1: Tuesday's jury verdict, Trump repeated his false claim that he's
Speaker 1: never met Egen Carroll. However, a photo of him meeting
Speaker 1: miss Carroll was shown during the trial. Yeah, yeah, and yeah,
Speaker 1: he also said she was in his type. Despite being
Speaker 1: found liable of sexual abuse, CNN still plans to host
Speaker 1: a Trump town hall the evening at five pm.
Speaker 5: But you know what, the arrogance of him to say
Speaker 5: she's not my type, which is really crazy because what
Speaker 5: you really need to claim innocence talking about she not
Speaker 5: your type?
Speaker 2: Now she was your type?
Speaker 1: There, what exactly are you.
Speaker 5: Are you saying if she was your type instead of
Speaker 5: chance of happening, that was a possibility, it could have
Speaker 5: popped off.
Speaker 2: Nah, I wouldn't have did that. She ain't my type.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5: But the sad part about this is the Republican Party
Speaker 5: is going to ignore all of this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard them say anything, no.
Speaker 5: Man, no.
Speaker 2: Church mouse, quiet.
Speaker 5: Boy if Barack Obama, oh lord man, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 8: The fact that you're saying she's not my type, saying
Speaker 8: that I wouldn't do anything like right, but see.
Speaker 5: That, that's what I'm telling you. People have to pay
Speaker 5: attention to what he's not saying. The alarming thing is
Speaker 5: if this was a Democrat, come on, the Republicans will
Speaker 5: be dragging him over the coals.
Speaker 2: But so with the Democrats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very true, very true, very true.
Speaker 2: See, because they're gonna roll theirs under.
Speaker 8: The bus after all of this. Female voters, are they
Speaker 8: gonna still vote for this man?
Speaker 5: I want to touch me T shirts alive and well
Speaker 5: that's how less they think of themselves. That's what this
Speaker 5: country has come to. It don't make no sense the vote.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he will arrogantly yet run again.
Speaker 2: But don't we have some more cases against him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the case in New York George just thinking
Speaker 1: about following against Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: For the election.
Speaker 8: So it's more coming, but they're gonna still ride with
Speaker 8: them talking yep.
Speaker 1: All right, that's it for that. Coming up next, Sister
Speaker 1: Odell is here. Right after this, you're listening morning show,
Speaker 1: Sister Odell is here.
Speaker 2: You know, I got to come out to the gate
Speaker 2: cause Jess Wave come on.
Speaker 15: As everyone all all the cheer is doing. Everybody's good.
Speaker 15: Yeah all right, well let's just jump into it because
Speaker 15: I don't get to come.
Speaker 2: Home but once to the week.
Speaker 1: We're so glad you come on when you when you do,
Speaker 1: Sister Odell Willing and Abel, you know, well thank the
Speaker 1: Lord for that. You know your good girlfriend Queen Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: well she's long gone. But are you friends with the
Speaker 1: new Queen Camilla? And did you did you make it
Speaker 1: to the coronation?
Speaker 15: You know, I don't fool with our home records, you
Speaker 15: know who I just did not school with home records.
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 15: You know called me a little Diana. You know we
Speaker 15: never was good coming to Queen. You have to have
Speaker 15: tea when I come over there in London, you know, yes,
Speaker 15: ma'am sit rad and their tea and everything. She was
Speaker 15: upset about the little the little woman, you know, because
Speaker 15: she knew the child child was kicking it with her,
Speaker 15: you know the entire time. Girl, it ain't make no sense.
Speaker 1: Have you seen her.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about I'm talking about she just I see
Speaker 2: her face.
Speaker 1: Ever walk.
Speaker 6: On the street.
Speaker 2: Ain't even at.
Speaker 15: The picture show have your scene or not sidlights, they
Speaker 15: have your scene.
Speaker 2: That's what I want to say. Every time wanta seea
Speaker 2: o I brought up with a crown on. She ain't
Speaker 2: look nothing like we. I don't fool with this shit.
Speaker 2: They I don't really have much to do with people's
Speaker 2: like that, you.
Speaker 1: Know, yes, ma'am. Well, well here's something else. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you heard about this. We talked about it earlier.
Speaker 1: Actor Robert de Niro is seventy nine, and he just
Speaker 1: had his seventh baby.
Speaker 15: White like that, you know, so fun to me. You know,
Speaker 15: white Man could do that. White Is does that all
Speaker 15: the time. You know the movie stars, you know him,
Speaker 15: Michael Dougley, they get me having children like they're gonna
Speaker 15: be here always.
Speaker 1: Well, since you'll tell, how how old were you when
Speaker 1: you had your last baby?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Forty?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, yeah, well back back then? Was that
Speaker 1: a little later or yeah?
Speaker 15: I know it's popular now because you know, we didn't
Speaker 15: do things back then that y'all do is now.
Speaker 2: You know, we kept our.
Speaker 15: Back then, We just kept them, you know, whenever the
Speaker 15: Lord's surprised, we didn't and we were surprised too, you know,
Speaker 15: I didn't hear that at all, because I got I
Speaker 15: got one of my babies at seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, y'all, almost the same age as Robert de Niro.
Speaker 2: Oh my kid. Yeah he he ain't making baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh your son, uh Octavid.
Speaker 2: And when I set his air down somewhere.
Speaker 15: He retired from the post office until but he was
Speaker 15: held on his route though.
Speaker 3: Oh what did he do?
Speaker 2: You know, he was a superstar. You know he was
Speaker 2: a male man worked at the post office.
Speaker 15: And you know he had them women's on that post
Speaker 15: office because you know, especially first of the month.
Speaker 1: Oh girl, he was probably.
Speaker 9: Deals.
Speaker 2: You know, I I bringing it. No, I ain't cute.
Speaker 2: I can't ain't. I can't look at it like a daddy.
Speaker 1: Who is daddy?
Speaker 2: Octopush that everybody?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 2: Ugly? Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Thomas sign familiar.
Speaker 15: You know, tell me, I've been listening to the radio
Speaker 15: and you've been trying to argue that you cute, sweet
Speaker 15: and look up, look, look right there.
Speaker 2: Do you see what we see?
Speaker 1: Sweater?
Speaker 2: You're rugged looking man.
Speaker 15: He got to stop thinking he cute though, sweet, he
Speaker 15: knocks he's not cute at all, you know.
Speaker 2: He spacey beig face lookolder zoom. That's because I'm close
Speaker 2: up on the cameras and so why would you do
Speaker 2: that to us?
Speaker 1: Coming up next, nephew tell me me and the prank
Speaker 1: phone call right after this you're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning show.
Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it
Speaker 1: is not a big deal at all. It's not a
Speaker 1: big deal at all. Okay, we'll get into that in
Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for
Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 16: What you got for us, nep Well, this is a
Speaker 16: big deal right here, sir uh, I need you to
Speaker 16: wash me, oh to need you to wash me, wash me.
Speaker 6: Whether the weather be cold, oh, weather the weather be hot,
Speaker 6: whatever thee we end this together, weather we like it
Speaker 6: or not.
Speaker 2: What last week my ex I did my exercise.
Speaker 6: Quether the weather be cold, or weather the weather be hot,
Speaker 6: whatever the weather, We're in this together, whether we like it.
Speaker 2: When the curtains in his whole, I need you to
Speaker 2: wash me. Let's come here. Thought.
Speaker 17: It's a great day, nurse. This is Felicia.
Speaker 9: I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
Speaker 9: five on one.
Speaker 17: I'm sorry five one.
Speaker 9: I need somebody to come down here to five on
Speaker 9: one and and clean me up.
Speaker 1: Sir.
Speaker 17: I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 9: The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here
Speaker 9: to five on one and clean me up.
Speaker 17: This is the nursery, not the nurse. I think you
Speaker 17: might have dialed the wrong number.
Speaker 9: Nor I need to talk to where nurse Sithy. That's
Speaker 9: who's the only clean me up. I need to come
Speaker 9: down here and clean me up, Sir.
Speaker 17: I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
Speaker 17: are you calling from?
Speaker 9: Who is this here?
Speaker 17: This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.
Speaker 9: That's what I say. I need the nurse that come
Speaker 9: down here and clean me up. I'm the bed playing
Speaker 9: and all this stuff to clean me up. Because I've
Speaker 9: been sitting here a long time.
Speaker 17: I ain't nobody to come well, Sir, I think you
Speaker 17: dial the wrong number. If you tell me where you are,
Speaker 17: I can try to help you.
Speaker 9: But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
Speaker 9: to come down here and clean me up. This ain't
Speaker 9: right that y'all supposed to be able to y'all supposed
Speaker 9: to get here every hour something I supposed to come
Speaker 9: to check on. Ain't nobody come check on me yet?
Speaker 17: Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
Speaker 17: Try hanging up and then dialing.
Speaker 9: It's a nurse station, sir.
Speaker 17: This is a nursery. We take care of children here.
Speaker 17: This is not the nurse station.
Speaker 9: I'm not no child, I said, it's just the nurse station.
Speaker 17: I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not
Speaker 17: the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here.
Speaker 17: We take care of children. So I think you're down
Speaker 17: the wrong number.
Speaker 9: No, they said that they're supposed to come clean up
Speaker 9: every hour. They're supposed to come check on now. I
Speaker 9: bet ive been on my near three hours. Ain't nobody
Speaker 9: come to check on me yet? Another? I need somebody
Speaker 9: to come clean up and the uh there's a bad
Speaker 9: pan of food, and they just they they just don't
Speaker 9: come check on us like they pull to check on them.
Speaker 9: They checkolder.
Speaker 17: I'm really sorry that they have not come to check
Speaker 17: on you in your your bed hands, So.
Speaker 9: Why would they let us sit your life?
Speaker 13: They do?
Speaker 17: Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
Speaker 17: a nursery. We take care of small children. This is
Speaker 17: not the nurses station.
Speaker 9: So I'm long my grandkid. I got small children as
Speaker 9: my grandkids. I got about far y two grandkids.
Speaker 17: Forty two that comes in on Sunday.
Speaker 9: But soon did they leave the people at the nurse
Speaker 9: stands and that they they treat me bad and leave
Speaker 9: me here like this here two or three hours? Don't
Speaker 9: nobody come check on? Can you come down here and
Speaker 9: check this bad bag?
Speaker 14: Sir?
Speaker 17: I can't do that. I need to get back to
Speaker 17: the kids here that if we take care of at
Speaker 17: sea my kids.
Speaker 9: No, my kids don't come tell they come on Sunday.
Speaker 9: They come every Sunday after check and they come see me.
Speaker 17: Do they okay? Okay, Well I'm glad your kids come
Speaker 17: see you. And I'm going to get off the phone now.
Speaker 18: But I hang up.
Speaker 17: You just down the number.
Speaker 9: Right when you get off, you're gonna come down here
Speaker 9: and come thick and clean me up.
Speaker 17: I'm not going to do that. But I'm going to
Speaker 17: let you call back.
Speaker 9: And why don't come clean me up? Why gonna do that? Father?
Speaker 9: Do it?
Speaker 17: I'm a nurse, I'm a teacher.
Speaker 9: When when when when when?
Speaker 4: When?
Speaker 9: When? When I was coming through. You're proposed to do
Speaker 9: the job. You do what the joby, whatever your job
Speaker 9: or that what you do? I want fivey two years.
Speaker 17: Straight, and I did my job, okay, I'm a teacher.
Speaker 9: That's why you don't come on down here and do
Speaker 9: what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 17: Because I don't clean their.
Speaker 9: You know why I go on, y'all young folks, don't
Speaker 9: do your job now. Damn what You're gonna make me
Speaker 9: mad if you don't get your get your dot here.
Speaker 17: Uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk to
Speaker 17: me like that.
Speaker 9: You get your time down here, come clean this bad
Speaker 9: been and clean me up. I ain't supposed to be
Speaker 9: sitting here like this all the time. What's your name again.
Speaker 17: It's Felicia, and I really really nice to get down
Speaker 17: here right now. Please do not speak to me like that.
Speaker 17: I'm trying to.
Speaker 13: Right away.
Speaker 17: I want to you gonna calm down and quit talking
Speaker 17: to me like that. I'm trying to help you now.
Speaker 17: That's just rude speaking to me like that.
Speaker 18: Now, this is a nurser read you.
Speaker 17: I'm talking to him.
Speaker 18: But David, you're not gonna talk to me like that.
Speaker 17: That's just rude and disrespectful.
Speaker 18: Don't speak to me like that. You talk kicking, I
Speaker 18: will kick yo in the wheelchair. This seems to be
Speaker 18: the only language you understand. Is me talking to you crazy,
Speaker 18: since you talking to me crazy, is not coming down there.
Speaker 18: You stay in that space. How about that?
Speaker 1: You heard me?
Speaker 18: I said you stay in this thank I'm not cleaning though.
Speaker 18: I've been trying to tell you for the past five minutes,
Speaker 18: but you won't shut up long enough to listen. I
Speaker 18: am not coming down there to clean your Why not?
Speaker 18: I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.
Speaker 17: You dial the wrong number.
Speaker 18: I'm talking to you. Who are you talking to like that?
Speaker 9: You're gonna make me whoop you?
Speaker 17: We'll bring it on there.
Speaker 18: You think you can get in your wheelchair and make
Speaker 18: it down here to the nursery to whoop my and
Speaker 18: come the hell owns listen?
Speaker 9: Well, you would take a message from it and give
Speaker 9: it to somebody?
Speaker 17: What what's your what's your message?
Speaker 9: Write this down?
Speaker 13: And E n E p.
Speaker 17: Uh huh what else? H uh huh uh huh?
Speaker 9: Don with you what? Okay? You got that part?
Speaker 17: Yeah, I got that part? Okay?
Speaker 9: Gee oh m m whah what is that?
Speaker 2: What do I spell?
Speaker 18: I don't know what is it?
Speaker 17: Let spell it out. I'm not feeling that.
Speaker 1: You tell me what it is?
Speaker 9: What don't I say?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 17: Nephew taught me.
Speaker 9: Nephew tell me. There's his nephew Tommy from the Steve
Speaker 9: Bolly Morning Show. Baby, you just got preggs. Your sister Rinda,
Speaker 9: Oh my god boy, you were sitting up there like
Speaker 9: what in the world.
Speaker 17: Yeah, you got me, you got me?
Speaker 12: You?
Speaker 9: Oh baby, I got you, I got you. I got
Speaker 9: one question for you, though, what is What is the
Speaker 9: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 18: It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 5: You got me?
Speaker 15: Good?
Speaker 2: Did I do that? There? I did that, dude that
Speaker 2: I knew that there? That's all a man? Did I
Speaker 2: do that there? Yep?
Speaker 1: King of pranks? Come on now, thank you?
Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 1: Thank you, nep you subject. It's not a big deal
Speaker 1: at all, Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for eight years,
Speaker 1: and I've been faking it for ten years. We met
Speaker 1: when I was twenty two years old, and I had
Speaker 1: nothing to compare the intimacy to, so it was fine.
Speaker 1: He was my first and only man for ten long years.
Speaker 1: Then a month ago, my good friend had a bachelorette
Speaker 1: party and she had mail strippers there. The strippers were
Speaker 1: scrawny and couldn't dance, so we laughed at them. Then
Speaker 1: a big black stripper showed up and said he got lost.
Speaker 1: He went to the back and got oiled up, and
Speaker 1: lordy Lottie, when he came back in his thong, he
Speaker 1: shut the whole party down. I couldn't stop staring. He
Speaker 1: noticed me, and he gave me a lot of attention.
Speaker 1: He whispered to me to relax because my whole body
Speaker 1: was tensed up. The other six ladies darn near ripped
Speaker 1: his underwear off, and he got offended and said he
Speaker 1: was leaving. When he went to the back to put
Speaker 1: his clothes on. I had to use the bathroom. He
Speaker 1: saw me going into the bathroom and he asked if
Speaker 1: he could wash his face before I used it. I
Speaker 1: allowed him to use the bathroom first, since he was
Speaker 1: so mad that the ladies attacked him. He teased me
Speaker 1: about being very uptight and asked. He asked if he
Speaker 1: could help me unwind. I didn't know it would involve
Speaker 1: his tongue and other things. I didn't stop him or
Speaker 1: use common sense. I had the best sexual experience of
Speaker 1: my life on the bathroom floor. He asked if we
Speaker 1: could keep in touch, and I told him I was married.
Speaker 1: He said he could see I was married, but I
Speaker 1: could pay him to help unwined whenever I need it.
Speaker 1: Here I am with my little, average sized husband, and
Speaker 1: I have the big Stripperman's number in my phone. How
Speaker 1: bad would it be if I cheated just one more time? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're asking permission or opinions from Steve and I
Speaker 1: on what we think about you cheating on your husband again.
Speaker 1: You want us to tell you how bad it would
Speaker 1: be if you did it just one more time? Hmm.
Speaker 1: I said that aloud two different ways. So maybe if
Speaker 1: you heard it back, you would understand how crazy all
Speaker 1: this sounds. And Mary, lady, you know we're not going
Speaker 1: to tell you, yes, girl, go for it.
Speaker 12: Go for it.
Speaker 1: One of the problems with going back for that one
Speaker 1: more time. And anyone who has told you who anyone
Speaker 1: who has done this gone back for that one more time,
Speaker 1: knows that at that moment you get hooked. Okay, and
Speaker 1: you keep going back, and you keep going back, and
Speaker 1: every time is your last time. That's what you always
Speaker 1: tell yourself. Okay, one more time, this is the last time.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't stop. It won't just be you know,
Speaker 1: one time, your last time. It won't just be bad.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. If you're gonna keep going
Speaker 1: and keep going and keep going, okay, all I can
Speaker 1: tell you is that you are married. Please remember that
Speaker 1: even though women are much better at cheating than men,
Speaker 1: as a woman, I still say, don't gamble with your
Speaker 1: marriage because you can lose, you can lose everything. Instead
Speaker 1: of faking it with your husband, why don't you talk
Speaker 1: to him about what you like and kind of teach
Speaker 1: him how to please you. You guys were really young
Speaker 1: when you got married. Instead of taking the easy way
Speaker 1: out with cheating and paying paying for a stripper to
Speaker 1: come by and please you think about that, Steve.
Speaker 5: I normally don't do this, Shirley, but I'm gonna have
Speaker 5: to start my letter with a statement.
Speaker 2: You just made.
Speaker 5: Sit your husband down and tell him what you like. Yeah, now,
Speaker 5: how this conversation gonna get stuffed?
Speaker 2: Well? What I like?
Speaker 5: Well, if you was bigger and dog skin and I
Speaker 5: like other things, tongue and some other things, and.
Speaker 2: That's what I like.
Speaker 5: I don't think she can send her husband down and
Speaker 5: tell him what she liked because she didn't know she
Speaker 5: liked it till she left the stripple the bachelor party.
Speaker 5: That's not a good suggestion. So now let's start to
Speaker 5: let her over. You've been married for eight years. Y'all
Speaker 5: met when you was twenty two. You thirty at least
Speaker 5: right now. He was your first and old man for
Speaker 5: ten years. Then a month ago something happened. You went
Speaker 5: to a bachelrette party from strippers was there. Y'all was
Speaker 5: laughing at him, scrown he couldn't dance. Then El Domingo
Speaker 5: Jango showed up.
Speaker 1: That's the name.
Speaker 5: Jango showed up in chains. Jango showed up lost because
Speaker 5: he ain't got no GPS. Because Jango came to the
Speaker 5: stripper party on a buckboard pulled by a mute. Wow,
Speaker 5: that's how Jango got lost. See, you don't know that
Speaker 5: Jango ain't got no car or nothing. Jango field hand.
Speaker 5: Jango came up in there with a very lap shots
Speaker 5: on him. Jango came up undre. That wasn't all. That
Speaker 5: was just sweat from out in the fields. Django was next.
Speaker 5: When I come back, I will tell you what happened
Speaker 5: when Django came out the bathroom.
Speaker 1: All right, hang on for part two of Steve's response,
Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
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Speaker 1: recap today's strawberry letter. The subject it's not a big
Speaker 1: deal at all.
Speaker 5: This girl was twenty two when she met her husband,
Speaker 5: been married for ten years. He's the only man she's
Speaker 5: ever been with. Then, about a month ago, one of
Speaker 5: her girls had a bachelor party, So that means she's
Speaker 5: thirty or thirty two. They've been together married ten years.
Speaker 5: Probably met him when she was twenty two, Probably dated
Speaker 5: for a couple year. I probably she about thirty two
Speaker 5: thirty four, went to the bachelor party. Some strippers was there.
Speaker 5: Scrony couldn't dance. The women was laughing at but one
Speaker 5: of them came in late. He came in late because
Speaker 5: he was the big, beautiful black dancer. They noticed he
Speaker 5: looked a little unruly because he had on some bird
Speaker 5: laft shots. The reason he got lost is because he
Speaker 5: don't have GPS. His name was Django. Django came in
Speaker 5: on a buckboard pulled by mule. Y'all say he went
Speaker 5: in the back and got all the that wasn't all
Speaker 5: that was sweat from the fields.
Speaker 2: He's a field hand.
Speaker 5: Jango came out with his thong on and Lord, Lord, Lord,
Speaker 5: you found out what django meant. Django is an old
Speaker 5: African mean, Old African word. Django is an old African word.
Speaker 2: It means dad go.
Speaker 5: Django is an old African word that means dad go.
Speaker 5: And so they called him Django, dad go. Jango came
Speaker 5: out there and the women lost they mind. Django shut
Speaker 5: the party down. Jano was moving and the women damn
Speaker 5: near tored his underwear off. He got upset because he
Speaker 5: didn't sign up for that. So now Jingo is upset
Speaker 5: and he finally get through. You had to go to
Speaker 5: the bathroom, and he had to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 5: and he saw you go down the hall when you
Speaker 5: was going in there, and he said, he said, do
Speaker 5: you mind if I washed my face? Face sweat? He
Speaker 5: wanted to get it off because that wasn't all he
Speaker 5: was using. It was actually corn husker's lotion. He made
Speaker 5: it hisself.
Speaker 13: What had the world?
Speaker 5: I'm building a story, Jangle field hand. He made his
Speaker 5: own corn huscaus lotion. He don't like driving in it,
Speaker 5: so he wanted to wash it off his face. Okay,
Speaker 5: So then he let you in the bathroom and he
Speaker 5: noticed you was up tight. He told you to relax.
Speaker 2: You was tense.
Speaker 5: He told you that when he was trying to give
Speaker 5: you that lap dan As you didn't want, but he
Speaker 5: rubbed Jango up against you. And now all of a
Speaker 5: sudden you're in that bathroom with Jingo. He said, look,
Speaker 5: you need to relax. You want me to help you
Speaker 5: to relax, And you said, uh huh. First you said
Speaker 5: I'm not up tank. He said but I could feel
Speaker 5: the tension in your shoulder. And he put them big
Speaker 5: hands on your shoulders, the one that had been picking.
Speaker 2: Y'all. I didn't say nothing. I just said the hands
Speaker 2: that had been picking. He hit those his picking hands.
Speaker 2: They was rough, but they were soft because they knew
Speaker 2: how to handle it.
Speaker 5: And next thing, he was caught up in it, and
Speaker 5: he was rubbing your shoulders, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: Jango started pressing down on your shoulders. And next thing
Speaker 5: you know, you was in the floor. Jango bagged up,
Speaker 5: scooted up against the dough. Now your head is in
Speaker 5: a bent position. It's up against the bath tub. Jango
Speaker 5: stretched out and you said in your letter right here,
Speaker 5: I'm not making this up, you said in your letter
Speaker 5: right here. No, no, I didn't know it would involve
Speaker 5: his tongue and other things. He said, well, little girl,
Speaker 5: I don't want to tell you something. It was no
Speaker 5: other things in there. It was just django.
Speaker 1: Tongue, okay, And that was all it was.
Speaker 5: But he was such an expert at it. You thought
Speaker 5: it was some more in there. It was just had
Speaker 5: one thing, little girl. You just had never seen it
Speaker 5: like that before. And Django was in there bouty and
Speaker 5: then it was the best sexual experience of my life.
Speaker 5: On the bathroom floor, he asked if we can keep
Speaker 5: in touch. I told him I was married. He said
Speaker 5: he could see you was married, but you could pay
Speaker 5: him to help you unwine whenever I needed it. Here
Speaker 5: I am with my little advertised husband, and I had
Speaker 5: to beck the big strip of man's number in my phone.
Speaker 2: How bad would it be if I cheated one more time?
Speaker 9: Girl?
Speaker 5: Django is like a bag of lazed potato chips. Yeah, yeah, girl,
Speaker 5: you ain't gonna be able to.
Speaker 2: Lead just one.
Speaker 5: That damn Django came up in there with all that
Speaker 5: field hand experience, with that homemade corn huskers, loaches.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 5: Jangle jangle. Don't need gas money. Django need oat money.
Speaker 5: He gotta feed the mule. Oh that brings him from
Speaker 5: gig to give. Look, Uh, Django is a jiggalow and
Speaker 5: a male escort. You are about to be involved in
Speaker 5: an old profession called prostitution.
Speaker 2: Don't do it, little girl. You ain't strong enough all right?
Speaker 13: Uh?
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Speaker 1: All right, it is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
Speaker 1: What you got jor Ah?
Speaker 11: Sure, we getting down to it.
Speaker 10: Okay, games last night, Man, here we go with Philadelphia
Speaker 10: up three to two as they beat the Celtics one
Speaker 10: fifteen to one.
Speaker 1: Oh three. Oh man, uh you know this this is
Speaker 1: some man.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, did y'all right there.
Speaker 1: Right there?
Speaker 5: Three sounded like Philly to me, das Baby, Come on, Philly,
Speaker 5: come on, Joel then b come on Doc with us,
Speaker 5: Come on, James Harden, come on now you need them?
Speaker 2: Come on, Na, I can't stay in Boston. Come on, Philly,
Speaker 2: why you can? I like Tatum. I like Tatum man.
Speaker 2: I like that boy, Tatum.
Speaker 3: I like I like the team.
Speaker 5: I don't like the city of Boston. Man, ever since
Speaker 5: they turned their school bus over there seventy four. I
Speaker 5: ain't never like that. I ain't ever like Okay, can
Speaker 5: Philly be man?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah yeah. Chris
Speaker 2: pou Man, heah, Jimmy, buddy, you show about that Jimmy body.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, they're gonna get tired at Jimmy in a minute.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 12: Here we go, man, we had.
Speaker 2: Jimmy gonna be greatness because he just a hell of
Speaker 2: ball players. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 11: We got the Nuggets.
Speaker 2: Man over the Suns.
Speaker 11: Den believe three two Chris Paul, they gonna need you.
Speaker 15: He stay hurt the postseason. Yeah, but they they can
Speaker 15: win it without Chris. They got enough. They got the
Speaker 15: red Bucker man, they got that aiding boy. They got enough.
Speaker 10: Okay, well, we're gonna see man, this is limit up
Speaker 10: three too, so we'll find out. But let's get on
Speaker 10: to the night.
Speaker 11: This is the game of three one, three to one. Uh,
Speaker 11: we got the Heat and the Knicks. Okay, this is
Speaker 11: this is it for the next to night off.
Speaker 3: This is it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I ain't gonna be in the East comprom Finals tonight.
Speaker 2: And then because Miami just out growling. They just out.
Speaker 1: Crowded out working them.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, working right now.
Speaker 11: Okay, the Lakers Warriors Lake Show is up three to one.
Speaker 11: They could send them home tonight. Is gonna win this
Speaker 11: in in in Golden State, in Golden State.
Speaker 5: But I'm gonna tell you something, man, if the Lakers
Speaker 5: beat Golden State, Uh, the NBA can get ready.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it's already three to one. Man, nobody's come
Speaker 2: back from that. It's oh, it's three one, but the
Speaker 2: Lakers man and.
Speaker 11: Lebron ain't never lost me as up three one seventeen
Speaker 11: and oh Ad.
Speaker 2: Is balling man, I can't believe that part.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well he ain't street. His name is Anthony David.
Speaker 11: Give his name given.
Speaker 2: We're gonna.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Junior coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 1: Polyamory may work for adults, but is it fair to
Speaker 1: the children. We'll talk about it right after this.
Speaker 2: Maybe don't need to be seeing this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 3: Morning show.
Speaker 1: In a recon his interview with The La Times, Nick
Speaker 1: Cannon opened up about his yearly earnings in response to
Speaker 1: being labeled a quote deadbeat dad. Nick is forty two
Speaker 1: and he currently has twelve children with six women. Nick
Speaker 1: explained that his lifestyle requires him to generate at least
Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars a year, and he qualified that
Speaker 1: his child support payments exceed three million per year, to
Speaker 1: which he commented that's not a lot of money. The
Speaker 1: La Times reported that Nick's jobs include the mass singer
Speaker 1: while'n Out, and of course he's going to take over
Speaker 1: hosting Beat Shazam for Jamie Fox that game show, and
Speaker 1: he's starring in an upcoming movie with Alec Baldwin. So
Speaker 1: the question is is Nick glamorizing polyamory and is it
Speaker 1: fair to the children. What do you think, Steve?
Speaker 2: What is polyamory?
Speaker 1: You know, it's when you have more multiple lovers, more
Speaker 1: than one I had one.
Speaker 5: Time, right, I mean, look, man, your children watch what
Speaker 5: you do more so than what you say. So they
Speaker 5: just they're watching. My children are watching. They're listening, but
Speaker 5: they're watching. And if you have girls, you have to
Speaker 5: be careful the message that you send to them. You
Speaker 5: have to be careful the message that you send to
Speaker 5: your sons. And so it just doesn't make any sense
Speaker 5: because as they grow up, they're all going to find
Speaker 5: out that they're all from different.
Speaker 2: Mothers and Papa was a rolling stone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, and that's just it. And you're gonna
Speaker 5: do the math and add it up yourself, and you're
Speaker 5: gonna have to deal with it. These are questions that
Speaker 5: you're going to have to answer.
Speaker 2: It's not easy.
Speaker 5: Now you talk about a blended family, Lord, have mercy,
Speaker 5: you know, it's hard. A blended family is hard with
Speaker 5: folk parents you know what I mean, two from each
Speaker 5: side or something like that, or if it's just you
Speaker 5: and new woman. Yeah, that's gotta go at work.
Speaker 2: It's hard.
Speaker 5: But buddy, you put sixteen people in the mix, twelve
Speaker 5: people in the mix, twenty two people in the mix,
Speaker 5: some hard blended.
Speaker 1: I think he's okay because he can afford them.
Speaker 6: You know, it's not about you can't give attention to
Speaker 6: that many people. That's that's a lot, man.
Speaker 5: It's a difference between being a father and a dad.
Speaker 5: There's two different titles. Any man can be a father.
Speaker 5: It takes a special man to be a dad, to
Speaker 5: go to the games, to give him attention, to love them.
Speaker 2: What you see Tommy doing, you got to be special.
Speaker 2: Take the boy to the game.
Speaker 5: Still work, Still make his daughter's graduation, Still go to work,
Speaker 5: Still do his adversary for his wife. Still go to work,
Speaker 5: Still go down when his daughter cross. Still go to work,
Speaker 5: Still show up at the boys events at school, Still
Speaker 5: go to work, Still support the boy that's in college.
Speaker 2: That's work. That's dad. That's what daddy is. That's dad.
Speaker 5: That right there. That's different. About to give a damn
Speaker 5: about your money. A hundred million boy, they wilding out
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 9: Wi.
Speaker 8: But these women, they know that they're getting into this relationship.
Speaker 1: They know his lifestyle is not a secret. You know
Speaker 1: they signing up for it.
Speaker 2: So dam I think we live in a time now
Speaker 2: where everything is acceptable.
Speaker 5: I think the way they have these relationships, I think
Speaker 5: it's more people getting involved with the being a parent
Speaker 5: without concerning themselves, without being a husband and wife. I
Speaker 5: think it's more acceptable to have children in alternate ways now.
Speaker 5: I think people are just doing what they want to
Speaker 5: do for the convenience of themselves. I think it's people
Speaker 5: doing stuff in front of eight children that people used
Speaker 5: to be concerned about doing in front of their children. No,
Speaker 5: it's now we all sitting around smoking weed. But I
Speaker 5: couldn't make no decisions at my susan, No and now
Speaker 5: and now kids making decisions.
Speaker 1: You ain't running enough? Yeah at all, somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even turn the tv.
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Speaker 1: Would you rather sweat profusely when aroused or would you
Speaker 1: rather become speechless? So? Are we sweating? Sweating sweating or
Speaker 1: are we unable to speak?
Speaker 2: I'm going to do both of them, though I know
Speaker 2: sweating and can't say nothing. I'm going to be right.
Speaker 2: I can't old my mouth. You're gonna have to say
Speaker 2: something to me. I can't talk, Steve.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I ain't gonna be able to sweat profusely because
Speaker 5: then I'd be like a dog when they come in
Speaker 5: out the rain shaken because I'm already shaking.
Speaker 2: And if I got the water splashing off me, it
Speaker 2: ain't gonna be good.
Speaker 11: Junior, I already say it be I'll be speechless, can't be,
Speaker 11: but I kind.
Speaker 13: Of need that I need.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, all right? Would you rather call your
Speaker 1: wife a liar? Or tell your wife she's nutty?
Speaker 5: A f.
Speaker 6: Rather?
Speaker 1: Would you rather? Would you rather stop the judgment?
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna say nothing. Want it into my wife,
Speaker 6: grazy junr. Don't say nothing.
Speaker 2: I got this. You don't say nothing nothing.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm saying that the same way I would rather
Speaker 5: say you nutty, am, But I definitely thought it.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Say it this morning. But see, I can't say you're
Speaker 2: a liar.
Speaker 5: That will open up, that will open up the Pandora's closet,
Speaker 5: because then, oh, you ain't never lied.
Speaker 2: No, it's a it's a closet.
Speaker 5: Oh you ain't never lied. And then I got to
Speaker 5: start backtrack and try to remember all them.
Speaker 1: So and you're so good at that.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't. I can't get challenged, all right,
Speaker 2: I can't say that to my wife.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have a hall pass for a threesome
Speaker 1: or a hall pass for sex with a celebrity?
Speaker 17: Trump?
Speaker 5: It's just a game, okay, But let me ask you
Speaker 5: a question, dude. The celebrity had to, won't you too?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 2: I need to get this hall passing.
Speaker 6: We get rejected, Yeah, we'll get rejected, absolutely not earlie,
Speaker 6: I'm here.
Speaker 11: All right.
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Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: right after this.
Speaker 3: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 1: Well, before we get to our closing remarks again, we
Speaker 1: do want to say that our prayers and our thoughts
Speaker 1: are with the families impacted by the mass shooting at
Speaker 1: the Allen, Texas Outlet mall, and of course those impacted
Speaker 1: by the mass shooting at an Atlanta medical office building.
Speaker 1: Kudos to our first responders, the police, the medical staff
Speaker 1: that reach reacted to diffuse both tragedies and get those
Speaker 1: victims the immediately the immediate medical care they needed. Thank
Speaker 1: you to them, always just right there in the time
Speaker 1: of need. And boil Boy.
Speaker 8: So sad because after these mass shootings they happened so
Speaker 8: often in this country. We see the victims, we see
Speaker 8: their names, and then it's.
Speaker 2: Like it's gone, it's gone.
Speaker 1: It happens again, Yeah, he said, it's almost like yeah,
Speaker 1: immediately after that, here we go again.
Speaker 8: Here we go again, there's a real people that lost
Speaker 8: their lots and people were murdered.
Speaker 1: It's so sad and doubtless this little.
Speaker 8: Boy from a family, the Asian family, he lost his mother,
Speaker 8: his dad, and his brother.
Speaker 1: Do you know the kind of trauma this child, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and healing. It's unthinkable.
Speaker 8: What is going on in this country. And they just
Speaker 8: won't do anything about control balls.
Speaker 2: They will not. The governor have made it even easier.
Speaker 8: Yeah, lost, he's a trip, he's a trip.
Speaker 1: Yes, I totally agree.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, switching gifts.
Speaker 8: Well, Mother's Day is coming up, y'all you all ready,
Speaker 8: and let's say this.
Speaker 6: My wife is not my mama, she not she my
Speaker 6: kids mama, and my kids need to get their mama
Speaker 6: something for Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: My mama, I'm gonna buy my mama something.
Speaker 6: That's Mother's Day. Is Mother's Day, it's for your mama.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna give something to my mama. And my kids.
Speaker 6: Now they're gonna give them some money to get their
Speaker 6: mama something. But that's ty care your mama. I'm gonna
Speaker 6: take care of my mama. Somebody had my mars I
Speaker 6: thought he was. Yes, yes, I was gonna ask you
Speaker 6: when people pass away and they at the funeral home.
Speaker 2: Do they put drawers on them before the funeral?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I can answer that. Just put your hands on.
Speaker 5: Like if you in the casket in this halfway there,
Speaker 5: you can just lay a tie across because you ain't
Speaker 5: gonna see nothing but the upper body anyway, Just lay
Speaker 5: a tie.
Speaker 6: I don't want to get the help and it ain't
Speaker 6: got no drawers on. That's all I'm saying. I just
Speaker 6: don't want to get there. Well, you know, ain't nobody
Speaker 6: gonna notice that in heaven anywhere that you ain't got
Speaker 6: your drawers. I'm pretty sure the robe in the wings
Speaker 6: are covered. Anybody else got a question.
Speaker 1: That shut the room?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I tried to give him something super question. Anybody else?
Speaker 1: So, who do you have in the basketball finals? Let's
Speaker 1: just talk about that. Who do you want to win?
Speaker 1: Is Lebron gonna make it?
Speaker 2: I would love to see Philly against the Lakers. M
Speaker 2: M okay, that's different. That's good. That would be a
Speaker 2: huge one.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I have a friend that lives is Philly.
Speaker 2: Because I love to see a d against Joel and b.
Speaker 8: That's okay, Okay, I was saying I had a friend
Speaker 8: that lizeb Philly, and they're saying something has to give
Speaker 8: because the Eagles lost the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: People in Philly need to shut up. That's what you
Speaker 2: need to do.
Speaker 5: Because Alicia asked, was in the super Bowl? You don't
Speaker 5: even you don't even know what they feel like. Something
Speaker 5: got to guild, if something got to Gill, y'all, don't
Speaker 5: shut up complaining.
Speaker 10: If you if you had Joelian b athletic ability, oh,
Speaker 10: would you have a lot of attitude when.
Speaker 2: You people saw you up?
Speaker 11: Would you really?
Speaker 5: First of all, dog, I would play like a big man.
Speaker 5: The thing I don't like about today's basketball game is
Speaker 5: to play a big man.
Speaker 2: I just don't like it.
Speaker 5: Man, I don't want to walk cut my TV on
Speaker 5: to watch some seven foot of shooting thirty percent from
Speaker 5: three point line, show ass under the basket and do something. Yeah,
Speaker 5: get down there and go to war and go to work.
Speaker 5: I don't want to watch a seven foot of missing
Speaker 5: three pointers. Where's your big ass out of his shooting foe? Anyway,
Speaker 5: you're down there, you can touch the rill without jumping
Speaker 5: down there, and you out here trying to throw one
Speaker 5: in for three.
Speaker 2: So you raise your fing up, show man, come on,
Speaker 2: and that's the only thing I don't like Steph Steph Curry.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, Steph Curry revolutionized basketball. But you're talking about
Speaker 5: a guy who is the greatest shooter to ever live
Speaker 5: to play this game. He's simply the greatest shooter to
Speaker 5: ever live. I've never seen that. I thought Ray Allen's
Speaker 5: jumper was pretty, but Steph Curry can get that jumper
Speaker 5: off from anywhere everywhere. What he's doing, Man, he's such
Speaker 5: a shooter. He know when they leave his hand, if
Speaker 5: it's good. He turned around, go to I ain't never
Speaker 5: seen him turn around go the other way, and it
Speaker 5: ain't going No, he just you know. Look, I'm hold school, right,
Speaker 5: So I've been holding and sticking to the notion that
Speaker 5: Jordan is the greatest basketball playoff all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and that I've ever seen. I cannot ignore what I'm
Speaker 5: seeing though. I cannot ignore what I'm looking with my eyes,
Speaker 5: because this dude is doing it for He's thirty nine
Speaker 5: years old, and dog, he's still balling.
Speaker 2: He cost he cost a little.
Speaker 5: That little light skined board of Memphis cost him his career.
Speaker 5: I pope bands, Well, boy, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: Respect King ran through him though he got to work
Speaker 2: now unemployed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, have a great day, y'all, talk to to date.
Speaker 2: Absolutely love to hear from you.
Speaker 11: Okay.
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