Speaker 1: Okay, so I normally don't give my number out this
Speaker 1: easily believe that it's true.
Speaker 2: This fast at least.
Speaker 3: But it's seventy five nine too.
Speaker 4: That was very simple.
Speaker 5: Our numbers, I guess our number.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a text number. Yeah, our text number.
Speaker 3: But whatever, Just take what you can.
Speaker 2: Okay, just text in no pixel, but we're going to
Speaker 2: start the show right now.
Speaker 4: Figuring out what to get your mom for Mother's Day
Speaker 4: isn't always the easiest thing, but yeah, I'm really struggling
Speaker 4: this year.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm proud of you for gifting your mom something.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that shocked me.
Speaker 4: Thanks for that, but well it's great. But what do
Speaker 4: you get for the mom who Facebook messages your coworkers
Speaker 4: every night at three in the morning with a random
Speaker 4: photo of herself competing on the Gong Show back in
Speaker 4: the nineteen seventies. That's a good gift for that.
Speaker 2: I liked that picture that she said. I thought it
Speaker 2: was cool. Maybe frame that the photo that she already has, Yeah, okay, copies.
Speaker 4: What do you get for the mom who secretly sets
Speaker 4: her son up on a Jewish dating website without asking
Speaker 4: him and fills out the entire questionnaire about what he's
Speaker 4: looking for romantically. What's a good gift for that mom?
Speaker 2: Free membership?
Speaker 3: Did J day?
Speaker 4: You know my mom up with other guys.
Speaker 6: No, it's just so she could more dating applications are
Speaker 6: not necessarily for her.
Speaker 4: What about for the mom who frequently asked, Hey, how's
Speaker 4: Kristin Bell doing? You took a photo with her at
Speaker 4: the radio station that one time, nine years ago. You
Speaker 4: still talk right, No, I don't talk to Kristin.
Speaker 2: Bell mom an autograph, but we do still talk to Dac.
Speaker 4: Also, she's got pretty bad allergies, so can't really do flowers.
Speaker 4: She's really not into candles and bath bombs and things
Speaker 4: that smell nice. Okay, doesn't really cook.
Speaker 2: What about like a just even a pedicure. You spy
Speaker 2: her a small pedicure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a spat package.
Speaker 2: You don't want answers.
Speaker 6: She doesn't really like to relax, Okay, Okay, she don't.
Speaker 4: See any ideas with your suggestions at seven, eight, five
Speaker 4: nine too. While I'm gonna go on eBay see if
Speaker 4: they're selling any signed photographs of Kristen Bell.
Speaker 7: With her family there is maybe just get her an
Speaker 7: Amazon gift.
Speaker 6: Yes, I don't if You're lucky you can write in
Speaker 6: Jeff on that signed autography.
Speaker 2: Make it look like you guys are still friends.
Speaker 4: We'll see how that goes. Hopefully you all are doing
Speaker 4: better with your mother's du Look, let's move on though
Speaker 4: to the shot collar question of the day, and we're
Speaker 4: going to go right over to digital Jake, Jake, what's
Speaker 4: our question?
Speaker 2: Well, lately we'll.
Speaker 3: Switch things up with the punishments and instead of just
Speaker 3: singing and shocking, the last few days we did sombering
Speaker 3: and shocking where we read random obituaries while getting a
Speaker 3: jolt from the dog shot collar. Yes, we had.
Speaker 2: A listener actually request us to do it another day.
Speaker 3: But today we're switching it up again. Whichever team loses
Speaker 3: will be punished with a special mystery sip and shock. Oh,
Speaker 3: I've grabbed a random item out of our breakroom fridge
Speaker 3: that may or may not be expired, and you'll have
Speaker 3: to take a little sip as you get shocked. Of course,
Speaker 3: we can only do that in a brand new cap
Speaker 3: or no cap with you. Why is everyone excited? I'm
Speaker 3: having a great time.
Speaker 4: Let's start with alexis.
Speaker 3: The most popular chimney sweep business in London. Is called
Speaker 3: ash wipe, chimney sweeps, cab or no cap.
Speaker 7: You have friends in London, have you ever heard of
Speaker 7: chimney sweeps Alexis.
Speaker 8: I don't know if they have real chimneys.
Speaker 9: Wait, like the fake fireplaces now, and they're not.
Speaker 4: A conspiracy sound perfectly right. Chimneys aren't a real.
Speaker 6: Thing, the fake electric fires.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about gas fireplace.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but there's still many older homes that have chimneys,
Speaker 7: and there's.
Speaker 6: A lot of old homes there and they have a
Speaker 6: good sense of humor, so I could.
Speaker 2: See it being.
Speaker 5: I think we're gonna go with it's real cap.
Speaker 3: Okay, they said no cap and that's no cap.
Speaker 2: We started. I knew it.
Speaker 3: Chimneys are real, Okay, what I said.
Speaker 2: Is what you said you.
Speaker 3: The most popular lawn care business in Ontario is called
Speaker 3: Mo Money, Mo Problems. That's Mo spelled cap or no cap.
Speaker 4: The Canadians are notoriously funny, but I don't think they're
Speaker 4: that funny.
Speaker 6: I just don't know if they'd be, you know, are
Speaker 6: they notorious? B I G fans? Like that's the real
Speaker 6: question there. It's so good, but I feel like Jake
Speaker 6: is a bigger Biggie fan than Ontario.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say it's CAP. I think he made
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 4: I know, I do wish it was real, but unfortunately,
Speaker 4: we're going to cap this one.
Speaker 3: They said cap, and this is CAP. GPT came up
Speaker 3: with that name overdue Joe lexis the quirty keyboard. The
Speaker 3: standard keyboard layout we have today was originally designed to
Speaker 3: prevent the keys from jamming by putting the most used
Speaker 3: letters as far apart as possible CAP or no CAP.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 5: I never understood the logic of that.
Speaker 2: You look at your keyboard and k looking.
Speaker 5: Down on my keyboard.
Speaker 7: I always wondered why it's not just ABCDEFG from left
Speaker 7: to right, you know.
Speaker 6: Or I always thought it was just designed like depending
Speaker 6: on how best your hands move again, because you learn
Speaker 6: in school.
Speaker 2: Because you.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's because well.
Speaker 2: Typewriters got jammed a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true. Oh man, that's a good point.
Speaker 7: Maybe they suspected it would be a problem with computers
Speaker 7: as well.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I could be apart for a different reason, but not
Speaker 2: that reason.
Speaker 4: With the person who invented it was named Quirdy. So
Speaker 4: it was just.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with she got the last one right.
Speaker 3: They said cap, and that is cap.
Speaker 5: Good job. I was gonna say no.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was based on the American Morse code language, so
Speaker 3: the letters they use were put where they could get
Speaker 3: out of them most easily. So it's not how to
Speaker 3: get to it. Okay, So it's two undulexis Brook and
Speaker 3: jeff This is worth two points. You get it wrong,
Speaker 3: you'll be sipping.
Speaker 2: I really don't want to sip Jeffrey either.
Speaker 3: The us DA says a hot dog is technically not
Speaker 3: a sandwich. Cap or no cap.
Speaker 5: Great debate.
Speaker 4: I mean this is the classic like radio prep site
Speaker 4: question that gets asked every single year with like pineapple
Speaker 4: on a pizza? Is it jiff or give? Should your
Speaker 4: shirt be buttoned from the top down or the bottom up?
Speaker 4: With your hands or with your teeth?
Speaker 2: I always go teeth?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The government very.
Speaker 6: Wet buttons classify pizza. Well, that was so that they
Speaker 6: could put it on the lunch menus. It was like
Speaker 6: a vegetable, so that they could say, hey, look it,
Speaker 6: we're giving kids vegetables.
Speaker 2: See there's pizza.
Speaker 4: I can't remember what the definition of a sandwich is
Speaker 4: for the For me.
Speaker 6: Though, I feel okay, So I think that this is
Speaker 6: actually true.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what the statement was.
Speaker 3: So the USDA said a hot dog is technically not
Speaker 3: a sandwich. You're gonna say no cap.
Speaker 2: I think yeah, I think no cap.
Speaker 3: No cap, and that is cap. The USDA says it
Speaker 3: is a sandwich, but the National hot Dog and Sausage
Speaker 3: Council disagrees.
Speaker 2: Oh that's who I was following. I love the Sausage
Speaker 2: camp them too.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So, Brooke and Jeffrey, you'll be doing the mystery
Speaker 3: sipping shock on Chabbani coffee creamer expiration date March twenty
Speaker 3: twenty three, pretty recent.
Speaker 2: Why are we zipping coffee creamer? That's old?
Speaker 4: Found in the fridge? I guess is really good.
Speaker 6: It's not chunky, it's written in red letters.
Speaker 2: It's delicious.
Speaker 3: Doesn't take a sip, and I'll give you a shock
Speaker 3: when I feel like it.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 8: Two?
Speaker 10: Three?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh my god, that's so thick.
Speaker 6: I think it's vanilla nice in there. That's expire, That's
Speaker 6: what it is.
Speaker 2: It's still good. Just by the way.
Speaker 8: Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Has anyone flown recently? Yes, because a lot plane tickets
Speaker 4: are super expensive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are, especially if.
Speaker 4: You want to come back. You have to pay the
Speaker 4: round trip.
Speaker 5: Fair well, Jeff, pay for one way.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, there's sometimes I don't really want to come.
Speaker 4: Yeah, check it out. If I like it, maybe stay awhile.
Speaker 4: But guess what. Apparently there's a way to game the
Speaker 4: system and get yourself a free upgrade in a way
Speaker 4: we've never heard before. It happened once on accident, but
Speaker 4: now one of our listeners claims he does this every
Speaker 4: single time, with a pretty good success rate of getting
Speaker 4: bumped up a first class.
Speaker 5: Without already being like a diamond medallion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you're gonna hear his secret travel trick in
Speaker 4: a brand new edition of The Mass Speaker at sevent ten.
Speaker 4: You don't know me concession I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 10: Mouse speak in.
Speaker 4: A text to seventy eighty five nine two that says,
Speaker 4: I talk to my car whenever I pump gas, and
Speaker 4: I say things like don't worry, Daddy's gonna feed you now.
Speaker 8: Wid.
Speaker 6: I don't know if that means you need a kid
Speaker 6: or you shouldn't ever have kids.
Speaker 2: I can't decide this.
Speaker 4: Well, at least he treats it like his child and
Speaker 4: not his love.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, Daddy's gonna lift up your hood and check you royal.
Speaker 2: All right, your dipstick away, Jeff.
Speaker 4: I guess it does feel good to put your truth
Speaker 4: out there into the world anonymously. And we have a
Speaker 4: guy on the phone who wants to come clean about
Speaker 4: something in his life. He's chosen Robert as his fake name.
Speaker 4: So welcome to the show Man.
Speaker 10: Yeah, thanks, good one.
Speaker 2: Okay, how are you doing.
Speaker 10: I'm doing well. I'm doing well, feeling good.
Speaker 2: Easy going with all these confessions that you got.
Speaker 4: Apparently doesn't seem to bother him that much, but we'll
Speaker 4: find out. Voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker, Robert.
Speaker 4: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.
Speaker 10: Okay, so about three years ago, I was really late
Speaker 10: for a flight. Okay, you know I was really hurrying.
Speaker 2: Oh you're hungover? Is that what you just said?
Speaker 10: No? No, I was hurrying, he said.
Speaker 2: Hurting like I overslept.
Speaker 3: I was hurting.
Speaker 4: Brooke was projecting her onto him. I'm always the reason
Speaker 4: you were a trash can. But I'm bad.
Speaker 5: That's where I missed before.
Speaker 2: We're going to go with rushing.
Speaker 4: Then you're rushing, you're going quickly.
Speaker 10: I was real, so I just you know, I quickly
Speaker 10: ordered an uber and I rushed at the airport. And
Speaker 10: when I got there, I figured out that I went
Speaker 10: to the wrong airport.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, you're in one of those cities that has two.
Speaker 6: Now you just know you're going to miss your flight, right, like,
Speaker 6: there's no you got to lean into it, take a
Speaker 6: deep breath, and.
Speaker 2: Get over it.
Speaker 10: Well, you know, my driver would game it, because you know,
Speaker 10: technically it was my fault. I put the wrong addressed him,
Speaker 10: and he just like.
Speaker 4: The other one.
Speaker 10: Okay, yeow.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 10: We pulled in and I was like, wait a minute,
Speaker 10: Oh no, I.
Speaker 2: Can't believe he's stuck with you for it.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm guessing he's expecting a fat tip and
Speaker 6: it's more money for the trip, right right, that's true.
Speaker 4: So you had to fast and furious it to the
Speaker 4: other airport to make your flight.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was another thirty minute driving to get to
Speaker 10: the other airport.
Speaker 6: Man, there's no way you're gonna make it. I'm already
Speaker 6: having an anxiety for you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, my anxiety level is super high. I get to
Speaker 10: the depth to check in.
Speaker 4: So there's still time to make the flight.
Speaker 10: Well, so they told me I checked in too late,
Speaker 10: so they had no people.
Speaker 2: Yeah that sucks. I mean did they help you find
Speaker 2: a new flight?
Speaker 10: Well, so I told the lady at the desk. I
Speaker 10: told her the whole story about how the cab, you know,
Speaker 10: I rushed over, I went to the wrong airport.
Speaker 2: And she didn't care because she's heard every excuse in
Speaker 2: the book.
Speaker 10: Well, you know, because I wasn't hungover, she felt sorry
Speaker 10: for me, and she actually she upgraded me to first class.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: On the next flight.
Speaker 10: They actually they had an employee take me to the
Speaker 10: front gate quickly. I mean it was like I was
Speaker 10: escorted onto the flight.
Speaker 2: And oh wait, you made it.
Speaker 10: Yeah. Not only did I make it, but I was
Speaker 10: first class.
Speaker 7: Wow, that's all you got to do to get first class.
Speaker 6: Wait, at first she told you that you were too late.
Speaker 6: Then she upgraded you to first class and you made
Speaker 6: the flight.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and it was like the best flight of my life.
Speaker 2: Oh god, God, are you hot or something? Was she
Speaker 2: hitting on you?
Speaker 4: Don't sexualize me, I wow? Diminishing him just to his looks?
Speaker 2: How did she go from that to that?
Speaker 1: So clearly it's not really a sob story's.
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, I was like sweating, I was shaking.
Speaker 10: I think she really just sort of felt bad for me.
Speaker 10: And I mean I even showed her my uber charge.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: They were probably like, look, all my main cabins seats
Speaker 5: are fill. The only thing I could do is fit
Speaker 5: you into the open seat first. Like that's just good
Speaker 5: luck on your part.
Speaker 10: Well, now, every time I have a flight, I try
Speaker 10: to do the same thing.
Speaker 6: No, you try to almost miss your flight and go
Speaker 6: to the wrong airport.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no no. So I don't go to
Speaker 10: the wrong airport, but I will tell the story as
Speaker 10: if I did.
Speaker 7: Oh, like, sorry, I just got back to the wrong
Speaker 7: airport and.
Speaker 5: I barely made it here. Please help me.
Speaker 3: People say they were.
Speaker 1: At a funeral and don't get up grade.
Speaker 2: You put the wrong address.
Speaker 10: I don't tell them I put the wrong address, and
Speaker 10: I just say, you know, the cab driver took me
Speaker 10: to the wrong place.
Speaker 2: Blame it on the little guy. I see.
Speaker 4: So this actually works and gets you free seat upgrades
Speaker 4: whenever you fly, and you don't have to put.
Speaker 10: Out Yeah about half the time. Yeah wow.
Speaker 2: The other half you just miss your flight because you have.
Speaker 10: To show up late that well, you know, I don't
Speaker 10: screw it quite that. You know, I go right up
Speaker 10: to the edge where I go. Okay, all right, so
Speaker 10: I can. So I still make my flight, but half
Speaker 10: the time I'm flying first class free a charge.
Speaker 6: Wow, so cool man, that would never work for me.
Speaker 2: I don't think the anxiety is worth the nice see.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 6: And also I just don't think anyone would care about
Speaker 6: me being late anything.
Speaker 2: No one ever has in my entire life.
Speaker 4: I want to try this now and see if.
Speaker 10: By the way, don't try this. Don't try to steal
Speaker 10: my thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, because two hundred people all show up to the
Speaker 4: airport for the same flight thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: Sir, you're the fifth person in the last thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: I got the wrong drive whatever text into seven eighty
Speaker 4: five nine too. If you have a confession you've been
Speaker 4: holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,
Speaker 4: and make you the next mass speaker. We got your
Speaker 4: phone tab coming up right after.
Speaker 8: This freaking shif in the morning.
Speaker 4: Today, Brooke poses as a substitute first grade teacher. I
Speaker 4: can see that he's calling a mom during school hours,
Speaker 4: and lets see some of the other prank calls we've
Speaker 4: done in the past. We're gonna attempt to make her
Speaker 4: do something she normally would never try. But when Brooke
Speaker 4: puts her on the spot in front of the whole class,
Speaker 4: she really doesn't have a choice. In your phone tabs
Speaker 4: on the twenties, Hello.
Speaker 2: Oh thank god you answered. Are you Charlotte's mom?
Speaker 11: I am Hi.
Speaker 6: Yes, this is Missus O'Rourke, and I'm filling in formosus
Speaker 6: who's out today.
Speaker 2: I'm the substitute.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Your daughter Charlotte's in our class and I'm just in
Speaker 6: a little bit of a pickle and I could really
Speaker 6: use your help.
Speaker 1: Is everything okay with Charlotte way?
Speaker 6: Oh yes, I didn't mean to worry you. No, it's
Speaker 6: actually about another student in class. Yeah, a boy named Dugan,
Speaker 6: and it's his birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh how can I help? I'm not, you know, anywhere
Speaker 1: near what?
Speaker 12: Oh what's happening?
Speaker 2: I don't need you to come to the school.
Speaker 6: See the problem is no one told me when I
Speaker 6: was filling in it was his birthday. So I asked
Speaker 6: him what he wanted, and he got big tears in
Speaker 6: his eyes and he said he wanted a phone call
Speaker 6: from Mary Poppins, his favorite nanny.
Speaker 11: Okay, welly see, and.
Speaker 2: That's where you come in.
Speaker 6: I've been calling all the parents and you're the only
Speaker 6: one who's picked up.
Speaker 2: So I am desperate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna be the best
Speaker 1: Mary Poppins.
Speaker 2: Oh, you could do it.
Speaker 4: I know you could do it.
Speaker 1: I have a busy birthday.
Speaker 12: I know.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: It'll only take two minutes of your time and it will.
Speaker 6: Just make Dugan's life.
Speaker 3: All I need you to do is just seeing.
Speaker 6: Dougan happy birthday in a Mary Poppins voice.
Speaker 1: I don't even I haven't even seen that movie in
Speaker 1: a very long time.
Speaker 2: Dugan.
Speaker 5: Yuess who's on the phone.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're grabbing him. Oh man, busy.
Speaker 2: It's Mary Poppins.
Speaker 8: She wanted to.
Speaker 5: Wish you happy birthday.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I really don't think this is
Speaker 1: a good idea.
Speaker 5: I'm putting them on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Hello, hello, oh oh hello, it's Mary Poppins.
Speaker 11: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, Well you love me? What do you love me?
Speaker 1: Of course I love you?
Speaker 4: Sure love everybody is Mary pop?
Speaker 8: She love me?
Speaker 6: Children, settled down, quiet, coyote, everyone.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you have a blow?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 5: It's freely It makes up and make you fly in
Speaker 5: this guy of course.
Speaker 6: Yes, he's singing of the birthday song, Mary, singing of
Speaker 6: the birthday songer Happy birthday?
Speaker 5: Can we go do again?
Speaker 1: Uh? Happy birthday? Happyness?
Speaker 3: That is bad?
Speaker 8: You're a liar.
Speaker 1: No no, no, I make up. You're lovely to meet
Speaker 1: you a.
Speaker 5: Little early in the morning.
Speaker 6: Maybe and maybe Mary, your accent isn't warmed up as
Speaker 6: it should be.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, yes, well I'm working on it.
Speaker 13: My sad.
Speaker 8: Very enough.
Speaker 2: Back a few too many brandies last night. She's not
Speaker 2: feeling as perky today as she should be. It's just
Speaker 2: like my momy Oh.
Speaker 1: Gosh, and Mary would like it up to the pica
Speaker 1: right now. It's okay, it's.
Speaker 6: Okay, class. Mary just told me that she wants to
Speaker 6: apologize to you all on speaker.
Speaker 3: Okay, they can all hear you.
Speaker 5: Mary, go ahead.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't watching for your party celebration, but I'll come
Speaker 1: back again sometimes.
Speaker 2: Are you saying that Dougan's Day is a special?
Speaker 8: Mary?
Speaker 5: You make me quiet?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's very special. I'm not feeling very well.
Speaker 6: Oh you know what you always say, Mary, what helps
Speaker 6: when you don't feel good?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: All right, they're asking more.
Speaker 6: And Mary, go right ahead, spoonful of sugar and go.
Speaker 1: Oh my, yes, Okayla's just stoof. You go next, meding,
Speaker 1: go down, sorry suck.
Speaker 5: Oh hi, Principal one, I didn't see you come in.
Speaker 1: Oh I too well, I gotta go now.
Speaker 6: Oh he may not be a fan, but know who
Speaker 6: is a fan One of the other room parents, Nicole. Oh,
Speaker 6: how funny, Yeah, real funny, because she's actually the one
Speaker 6: who set you up for this prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you joking?
Speaker 6: No, I'm not a substitute teacher, and that is definitely
Speaker 6: not a child.
Speaker 4: And I'm a full grown man named Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Brett from the radio show Broke and
Speaker 2: Teffrey in the morning. You're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: No, you are such a good mom and a good sport.
Speaker 1: You will be on speaker like in front of the
Speaker 1: whole class. I didn't know what else to do.
Speaker 6: Gets asking spoonfulish you get to cavl okay do again?
Speaker 2: Yes, spoo, I'm Mary.
Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Yeah, I'll work on that.
Speaker 8: Wake up Everree morning was phone tabs weekday mornings on
Speaker 8: the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You know, the so called love experts are always saying
Speaker 4: the best relationships are based on things like trust and
Speaker 4: communication see but for some reason, they never bring up fear.
Speaker 2: What fear should be your relationship, not.
Speaker 4: Being afraid of your partner, but having a shared scary
Speaker 4: moment to bond over and build upon. Because that's exactly
Speaker 4: what brought two of our listeners together for a memorable
Speaker 4: second date phone call, and not only did it work,
Speaker 4: but they're actually back again to give us an update
Speaker 4: on their blossoming fear based relationship. Okay, so let's try
Speaker 4: and normalize fear in relationships with a bland new second
Speaker 4: date update update, say a different way you can do
Speaker 4: it next second d of day. Do traumatic experiences really
Speaker 4: bond people closer together? I think they do, which is
Speaker 4: why I constantly try to traumatize our listeners every single day.
Speaker 4: It's working, Jeff that way, they feel closer to us
Speaker 4: and they keep on listening and become attached in an
Speaker 4: almost unhealthy way. That's my goal for the fans of
Speaker 4: this show.
Speaker 5: Were traumatized out there because we.
Speaker 4: Love you, and one of our listeners says she went
Speaker 4: through a dramatic experience recently, and I can't wait to
Speaker 4: hear what that was. So Nicole, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: And is the dramatic experience listening to us in the morning,
Speaker 4: Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 11: No, that frightens my day.
Speaker 12: Actually, we're not doing our jobs.
Speaker 10: Then.
Speaker 2: I just wanted you to scream in response to Jeffrey,
Speaker 2: just there it is, there, it is.
Speaker 3: That's what we were now.
Speaker 4: So tell us about the guy that you ended up
Speaker 4: meeting during this traumatic experience.
Speaker 2: What happened totally? What happened?
Speaker 11: Well, it kind of feels cliche, like something from a sitcom.
Speaker 11: I don't know. We actually got stuck in an elevator together,
Speaker 11: like from those parking garage elevators up to a business.
Speaker 6: Oh oh good, it was up to a business because
Speaker 6: the public ones kind of smell like you're in not sexy, and.
Speaker 4: The elevator stopped by itself. Or did you hit like
Speaker 4: a button to make it stop because you noticed he
Speaker 4: was cute?
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, I was no, no, no, it just
Speaker 11: stopped on itself.
Speaker 4: How are you feeling when that happened?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 11: No, it was not fun. I mean at first I
Speaker 11: was just like, okay, it's a little.
Speaker 12: Hiccup, but then it just stayed not moving.
Speaker 2: No, how long were you in there?
Speaker 11: It was like close to forty minutes all told.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I don't really consider myself claustrophobic, but
Speaker 11: you know, those parking garage elevators are pretty small.
Speaker 2: Totally. Was it just you and him in the elevator
Speaker 2: or other people in there too?
Speaker 1: No, it was just us too.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're like at least a hot gentleman.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Sorry.
Speaker 4: What was the guy's name that you were stuck with?
Speaker 11: His name was Sean?
Speaker 4: Okay, and how was Sean doing? Was he also pretty scared?
Speaker 11: No, he seemed really chill about it, super calm. Yeah.
Speaker 11: And he just kind of like introduced himself and was like, oh,
Speaker 11: you know, we just SAPs all the time. You just
Speaker 11: pushed the call button and wait for help.
Speaker 4: That's kind of to say to somebody.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, it's quite possible. He just said that
Speaker 11: to try to make me feel better because he could
Speaker 11: see the panic on my face.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so he seemed like a cool person too then.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and so he just started asking me about you know,
Speaker 11: like where do you live? And oh, his family close?
Speaker 11: Tell me about your siblings, you know, just.
Speaker 2: We just kind of did use.
Speaker 11: Totally yes sing song just like that.
Speaker 4: That's a better idea than what I had in my head,
Speaker 4: like where do you live?
Speaker 3: Film?
Speaker 4: No, it sounds like he was being like just trying
Speaker 4: to help you relax a little bit and think about
Speaker 4: something besides the fact that you're stuck in Yeah, totally.
Speaker 6: Well, and you have a guy who's like asking you questions,
Speaker 6: interested in learning about you too, Like, were you guys
Speaker 6: able to actually kind of.
Speaker 2: Hit it off?
Speaker 11: Well, when the elevator finally did start moving, you know,
Speaker 11: as we stepped out, he asked me for my phone number.
Speaker 11: That's that's not necessary, right, And we texted the next
Speaker 11: couple of days back and forth, you know, just laughing
Speaker 11: about the situation.
Speaker 13: And did he ask you out finally, No, he never
Speaker 13: actually did, but I did say, you know, we should
Speaker 13: go to a restaurant some time without an elevator.
Speaker 2: You know, that's funny how there's his response.
Speaker 11: Just nothing, just he's totally ghosted me since then.
Speaker 6: Oh well, maybe he just didn't see it the same way,
Speaker 6: did you? I mean, did you find out is he single.
Speaker 11: No, I didn't get any like relationship details from him.
Speaker 11: I just assumed he was single at the time because
Speaker 11: he asked for my number.
Speaker 2: But girl, you had forty minutes to check out and
Speaker 2: see if there was a.
Speaker 11: Ring, so single minded focused on one the situation and
Speaker 11: then two just trying not to freak out.
Speaker 4: When most people go into survival mode, they're not checking
Speaker 4: to see if they have like an engagement.
Speaker 2: Ring an elevator.
Speaker 4: She was.
Speaker 5: When you're scared like that, I think that, oh my god,
Speaker 5: we're gonna die.
Speaker 4: But you know what, we're gonna This is weird that
Speaker 4: he hasn't talked to you. We're gonna play a song.
Speaker 4: We'll come back. We'll call Sean for you. There's a
Speaker 4: chance that he might actually be stuck in another elevator,
Speaker 4: because he says it happens to him all the time.
Speaker 4: He's been in there for a whole week. We're gonna
Speaker 4: be the heroes. But we'll find out in just a
Speaker 4: minute when we do your second date update right after this. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, hold on.
Speaker 8: Update.
Speaker 6: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 6: and we're gonna find out how.
Speaker 2: The couple is doing. Right after you here Part two.
Speaker 4: One of our listeners, Nicole got stuck with the guy
Speaker 4: in an elevator, and we're about to call that guy.
Speaker 4: But she's lucky that she wasn't stuck in an elevator
Speaker 4: with me, because I'd be taking out ceiling tiles, punching
Speaker 4: a hole right through the top of it, and then
Speaker 4: telling Nicole, hop on my back, girl, we're climbing this
Speaker 4: cable to freedom. And afterwards, as we're standing on the
Speaker 4: rooftop and the helicopters about to land and take me
Speaker 4: off to Antarctica, Nicole says, but wait, I don't have
Speaker 4: your phone number yet, And that's when I turn around
Speaker 4: and I toss her a wink and I say, yeah,
Speaker 4: you do check your contacts. It's under mister Mystery. Oh
Speaker 4: je I slipped it out of your pocket between floors
Speaker 4: seventeen and eighteen. Don't be a stranger, kid.
Speaker 2: Boom, you're still talking so long.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 7: For some reason, the building would have exploded as you
Speaker 7: take off in the helicopter.
Speaker 4: It happens every time.
Speaker 6: He's the real hero here, Jeffrey or mister Mystery. Thanks sorry,
Speaker 6: who's not very who's not very mysterious.
Speaker 4: Well, how optimistic are we here, Nicole?
Speaker 11: I mean I feel optimistic. We were totally engaged.
Speaker 2: And you don't use that word when we talked about
Speaker 2: might freak about?
Speaker 4: I mean, I know you're optimistic, but may I remind
Speaker 4: you he hasn't called or texted back in close to
Speaker 4: a week.
Speaker 3: Reminder.
Speaker 4: Yes, let's pull the fire alarm in the building and
Speaker 4: call this guy.
Speaker 10: Here we go.
Speaker 2: I am not buying tickets to this movie.
Speaker 10: All right, here we go.
Speaker 4: Let's call Sean and see what he has to say. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 4: are we talking to Sean?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 12: Yeah, this is Sean.
Speaker 10: Who's this?
Speaker 4: This is Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the Morning. But some know me as mister mystery.
Speaker 2: We're still doing this, Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to waste your time or anything here,
Speaker 4: but one of our listeners has been trying to get
Speaker 4: a hold of you for like a week now, so
Speaker 4: we're hoping to connect.
Speaker 8: You to.
Speaker 12: Who are you talking about.
Speaker 4: It's a woman that you got stuck in an elevator
Speaker 4: with not too long ago, named Nicole. Oh okay, okay, yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 4: we do this thing called a second date update. That's
Speaker 4: what this is. Technically this wasn't a date. But Nicole
Speaker 4: was very grateful for what you did for her while
Speaker 4: you were stuck in the elevator together.
Speaker 12: So why I'm on the radio.
Speaker 6: I thought maybe you guys had something like you could
Speaker 6: there was potential there.
Speaker 2: Did she read that right?
Speaker 12: Maybe initially, but like not really.
Speaker 4: I mean, can I ask you did you find her
Speaker 4: attractive at all?
Speaker 12: Yeah, she's cute. It wasn't This isn't like a superficial thing.
Speaker 12: She just the more we're in there, she just started
Speaker 12: confessing things and it was just too much. It was
Speaker 12: a lot.
Speaker 2: It's not like her deathbed. She was sharing memories with him.
Speaker 4: What do you mean confessions?
Speaker 12: I don't know it her deal.
Speaker 10: I don't.
Speaker 12: I don't want to air out her stuff on the radio.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well that's I mean, that's nice of you, but
Speaker 4: like you don't have to tell us the worst stuff
Speaker 4: that she said there. It could be something even little
Speaker 4: that struck you as being a little bit odd, because
Speaker 4: she knows by doing this segment, she might hear something
Speaker 4: that's a little bit embarrassing.
Speaker 12: That that's that's fair. I mean she did call you, yeah,
Speaker 12: something about when she was little she's like an extra
Speaker 12: piece of pie at Thanksgiving when her grandma wasn't looking
Speaker 12: like her grandma really wanted that piece of pie.
Speaker 2: It was like a confon.
Speaker 4: That's cute though, that's I didn't realize she was such
Speaker 4: a bad person.
Speaker 2: No, wonder you're not calling her back.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean that's where it started.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a cute memory.
Speaker 12: Yeah, like started from kids stuff and then like went
Speaker 12: progressively older, Like she was in middle school and she
Speaker 12: made fun of a kid at school that wore sweatpants
Speaker 12: and called him sweaty Scottie. Oh I think it was
Speaker 12: Sweaty Scottie. Yeah, it was something like that.
Speaker 4: I mean it is pretty well.
Speaker 11: I really can't hear anymore that we need to stop here.
Speaker 12: Oh oh god, Okay, shoes on the line, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sean, That's that's kind of how this works. We usually
Speaker 4: have them waiting and we call them in when it's
Speaker 4: the right time.
Speaker 11: Usually, well, I just I can't. No, we're not gonna
Speaker 11: We're not gonna share anymore.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: The thing like, you just feel bad about sweaty Scottie
Speaker 6: because we all do.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, it's just it's been on my conscious
Speaker 11: and I just don't need anything else air right now.
Speaker 11: But more importantly, I'm just I'm confused, Sean. You're not
Speaker 11: calling me back because I was sharing weird stories?
Speaker 10: What I mean?
Speaker 11: What was I annoying you with them?
Speaker 12: Or it felt like you might have boundary issues?
Speaker 11: Boundary?
Speaker 2: Is that mean she doesn't know what not to share?
Speaker 2: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 12: And like, I don't really know you, but you also
Speaker 12: led with like the worst aspects of yourself according to you.
Speaker 4: If you think taking pie at Thanksgiving is like the
Speaker 4: worst aspect of somebody, that's pretty heavy.
Speaker 12: Oh, do you want me to share more?
Speaker 4: Or was that enough?
Speaker 12: That was sweaty scotty enough?
Speaker 4: I mean, I kind of want you to share more.
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound that bad.
Speaker 12: We could talk about the time she sidewiped apart car
Speaker 12: and just didn't leave a note. We could talk about.
Speaker 4: That, Sean. If that's how you felt about her and
Speaker 4: all those confessions turned you off, then why did you
Speaker 4: ask for her number?
Speaker 11: That's what I want to know.
Speaker 12: I was worried about her. I just wanted to make
Speaker 12: sure she was okay.
Speaker 3: I'm not a monster, not a monster like she is.
Speaker 11: But I don't understand, And like, why did you keep
Speaker 11: texting me. I mean it was more than just hey
Speaker 11: you okay, it was like three.
Speaker 4: Days of text I think that's what it really is. Sean.
Speaker 4: You actually like her more than you realize.
Speaker 11: I did hear you. You said you thought it was cute.
Speaker 4: Oh tell us, I did ask you that, and you
Speaker 4: said you thought she was attractive.
Speaker 12: I don't see how that's relevant to her side swife
Speaker 12: and cars and calling people naking, Well, you are.
Speaker 4: To get away with stuff like that.
Speaker 6: No, is that she felt remorseful. That's why she was
Speaker 6: telling you these things. It's not like she was like
Speaker 6: some crazy that.
Speaker 2: Didn't feel bad about it. We've all done bad things.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I agree. I agree, it's just you generally find
Speaker 12: out about those things like later after you got to
Speaker 12: know a person.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but now it's all on the table. Isn't it
Speaker 6: better to have all this information?
Speaker 2: If this is as bad as it gets.
Speaker 5: Does it get worse?
Speaker 11: I mean, I made out with the mailroom guy at
Speaker 11: the company holiday party one year, and that's not bad.
Speaker 4: I mean, why are we talking about all all the
Speaker 4: old stories from Nicole's past when what we really need
Speaker 4: to be focusing on is the two of you and
Speaker 4: the Yeah, the relationship. I can see forming between you guys.
Speaker 5: At least you guys are really good communicators.
Speaker 11: And just for the record, I mean it was an
Speaker 11: extraordinary circumstance. I was a little panicky. I'm sure I
Speaker 11: overshared things that would never normally happen on a first date.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sean, I think you need to go and share
Speaker 4: these stories during a real first date.
Speaker 3: Well, son of a.
Speaker 5: Church, I can go to a confessional.
Speaker 4: Yeah, down the road. It's a really funny story that
Speaker 4: could be cute. Or you say no and you traumatize
Speaker 4: her even more. And this is a horrible memory that
Speaker 4: haunts her forever that she's going to.
Speaker 10: Do.
Speaker 4: You want to traumatize her, Sean? Is that what you
Speaker 4: want to do? You're putting her in an elevator and
Speaker 4: you're hitting the panic button right now. If you say no,
Speaker 4: there's no pressure here.
Speaker 5: But we really would like you guys go out again.
Speaker 4: Don't listen to or else.
Speaker 6: It's better be to be with someone that overshares than
Speaker 6: doesn't share at all.
Speaker 4: What do you think, Sean, I'm in let's do it.
Speaker 2: You guys are gonna be cute. So what terrible memory
Speaker 2: are you going to share with her? Sean to make
Speaker 2: her feel better.
Speaker 12: No, I'm under no obligation to do this, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: It looks like we should do a three way call
Speaker 4: with the mailroom guy. Yeah, this interesting.
Speaker 11: Now we're getting spicy.
Speaker 8: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I wasn't sure if those two would actually meet
Speaker 4: up again. But look at this. Sean and Nicole are
Speaker 4: back on the phone today. Sean, you actually put your
Speaker 4: concerns aside and met up with Nicole.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I did good.
Speaker 2: That's so big of you, Sean, big of you.
Speaker 4: How to go?
Speaker 12: Well, we went on a second day provided by you guys.
Speaker 4: You'll pass back soon.
Speaker 10: Go ahead.
Speaker 5: No, we don't make them pas, okay, but they do have.
Speaker 2: To tip on their own.
Speaker 6: I always worry that our couples are tipping. Maybe not
Speaker 6: a bad name, but that's on a side.
Speaker 4: Anyway, how did date to go?
Speaker 10: It was great.
Speaker 12: We really hit it off.
Speaker 10: It was really good.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's on the phone. Does that mean why did.
Speaker 4: You guys want to update us?
Speaker 12: Well, after about a month, I decided, you know, like
Speaker 12: for our one month anniversary, I wanted to surprise her.
Speaker 6: Oh god, okay, surprise I mean it's a four week anniversary.
Speaker 5: But you don't need an excuse.
Speaker 4: What happened for the one month's surprise?
Speaker 12: Well, I took her back to the elevator where we
Speaker 12: were trapped together.
Speaker 2: Why to give her PTSD?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, Sean, I need to take over. You're
Speaker 11: doing such a bad job of telling this.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 11: So he just loads me in the.
Speaker 12: Car and says, I've got the surprise.
Speaker 11: For you, Like, I have no idea what was happening.
Speaker 11: And he pulls into the parking garage where you know
Speaker 11: where we met and leave me.
Speaker 1: To the to the elevator.
Speaker 11: I'm like, what the doors being open and inside there
Speaker 11: are like two tiny little chairs and a little like
Speaker 11: picnic table.
Speaker 6: Oh god, that's actually really cute.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 11: And he had packed like cocktails and a shaker, and
Speaker 11: we just like rode the elevator up and down.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you should have hit the emergency stop
Speaker 7: and just say, okay, we.
Speaker 5: Got ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Did strangers get on the elevator with you guys?
Speaker 8: Oh for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, people were like they needed to.
Speaker 11: Use the elevator, and we got a lot of weird looks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it. I would love going at an
Speaker 5: elevator in the middle of the day. I love it.
Speaker 2: So things are good now, you guys are like full
Speaker 2: on in it. What are we at now? A couple
Speaker 2: of months?
Speaker 12: Yeah, a little over a couple of months, right, all right?
Speaker 11: Yeah we're going strong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're going then, Sean, maybe you can propose to
Speaker 4: her inside that elevator one days. Maybe you'll conceive it
Speaker 4: that moment happens in that elevator. We're happy for you
Speaker 4: to keep us updated, all right.
Speaker 6: And post us in any pics you had of the
Speaker 6: elevator date. That's I love it.
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, A cake mistake that broke
Speaker 4: the Internet?
Speaker 6: How did you not rhyme the last word of That'll
Speaker 6: rock you awake withounting?
Speaker 4: Plus, if you've ever received a weird text message from
Speaker 4: one of your parents, then you can be part of
Speaker 4: the newest trend that's blowing up on TikTok. It's all
Speaker 4: coming up when we do a brand new.
Speaker 8: Shot.
Speaker 4: It happens at a ten. I went to karaoke with
Speaker 4: a few friends the other night, so sad about it,
Speaker 4: and I forgot the lyrics to the birthday song what heck?
Speaker 4: So I had to google it.
Speaker 2: They're literally written down for you at karaoke check.
Speaker 5: Also, how do you not remember the Happy Birthday song?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a pretty low moment for me. I
Speaker 4: looked it up. You know what I found? I found
Speaker 4: TikTok click even lower with TikTok click.
Speaker 10: Time.
Speaker 4: We're all shocked at how many clicks that viral video
Speaker 4: has been getting. Got some of the biggest tiktoks in
Speaker 4: the past week. Get right to your first TikTok click shocked,
Speaker 4: which is from a TikToker by the name of Brianna Romero.
Speaker 4: She goes by the Moniker at Brinny Cakes. She's a baker, got.
Speaker 5: A big old anyway, I thought so too.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 4: Follow up well either way. Her video was about a
Speaker 4: recent order that went wrong at her bakery in the
Speaker 4: most hilarious way, been viewed now over eleven million times.
Speaker 4: It all started when she got a rush order from
Speaker 4: a lady who DMed her asking if she could make
Speaker 4: an Emo cake, and she was thinking, yeah, of course,
Speaker 4: I love Emo, I love goth. That's too fun and
Speaker 4: pretty simple.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah I will.
Speaker 2: It's your fall up boy cade.
Speaker 4: Plus, Brianna had been perfecting her black frosting recently, so
Speaker 4: this was a great opportunity to use it tested out,
Speaker 4: so she made it, and right before the cake was
Speaker 4: set to be delivered, she reached out to the client
Speaker 4: and she asked if they wanted a number candle to
Speaker 4: go along with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The reply was yes, it's for my granddaughter. She's turning four.
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, that's a little rocker granddaughter.
Speaker 5: How she emo at for?
Speaker 4: Though, That's what Brianna thought. It was a little weird
Speaker 4: because she doesn't know if any other EMO four year
Speaker 4: old girls.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I'd love to see them all hanging out.
Speaker 6: I feel like if anybody's EMO, it's definitely toddlers, I
Speaker 6: mean honestly.
Speaker 4: But she thought, you know what, maybe the girl likes
Speaker 4: the show Wednesday from the Adams Family, watches it with
Speaker 4: her older siblings or something, trying to reason it out.
Speaker 4: So she just's that one more message saying if you
Speaker 4: don't mind me asking what's the theme of the party,
Speaker 4: and the woman replied Sesame Street. And that's when Brianna
Speaker 4: splowed back and she realized she misread the first message.
Speaker 4: It didn't say EMO, it said elmo ca. So with
Speaker 4: less than an hour before the delivery was supposed to
Speaker 4: go out, Brianna rushed to her local Albertson's grocery store
Speaker 4: and begged the bakery for an Elmo cake topper to
Speaker 4: add on top of the black Emo cake to cover
Speaker 4: up all the you know, skulls and pentagrams on there.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine if it was instead of took me Elmo,
Speaker 6: it's just cry me Almo.
Speaker 4: Here's the final result after she got the Elmo topper.
Speaker 4: Here's the picture. So, like I said, eleven million views
Speaker 4: on that video, thousands of comments with people thinking it
Speaker 4: was absolutely hilarious, and a lot of them asking for
Speaker 4: a full goth reproduction of the Emo Elm Goth.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, Sesame Street goes goth.
Speaker 4: So she made that she did?
Speaker 2: Really please tell me has a nose piercing.
Speaker 4: This one has a blurry Elmo on the top, rocking
Speaker 4: side bangs hanging over one of its eyes.
Speaker 2: I'm just waiting for Elmo to flip his head so
Speaker 2: that the bank.
Speaker 4: We got to get these photos up on our Instagram
Speaker 4: at Brook and Jeffery. But again, people loved it, and
Speaker 4: now Brionna's bakery business is blowing up because.
Speaker 2: Of this I want so mad Elmo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she goes to graphcause she's never had anything go
Speaker 4: viral on TikTok ever and accident Yeah, and.
Speaker 5: Still does good work. You can tell your.
Speaker 4: Job so Emo Elmo for the wind today. That was
Speaker 4: a TikTok click shot. Your next TikTok click shot is
Speaker 4: actually a new trend where people are sharing the weird,
Speaker 4: funny text messages that they've received from their parents.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Yeah, this is Jose every day in
Speaker 6: the cibout his dad.
Speaker 4: It doesn't even have an official name or hashtag, but
Speaker 4: most people who participate it add a snippet from the
Speaker 4: song Butterfly fly Away, which Alexis knows is a Hannah
Speaker 4: Montana song.
Speaker 2: You want me to sing you a bit of it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, go for it?
Speaker 3: Hand to play the butterflies fly away?
Speaker 6: Yeah? About reading Rainbow a party in the USA. In
Speaker 6: the USA, Yeah, they say butterflies fly away.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you're talking about.
Speaker 4: The song says butterfly fly away on here. But that's
Speaker 4: not the important part anyway. One woman named Elizabeth posted
Speaker 4: a message that she sent to her dad over text, saying, Hi,
Speaker 4: can you talk. I'm having a panic attack. Oh and
Speaker 4: Dad's response golfing, do a push up, love you.
Speaker 2: He's got a focus, so that father shot.
Speaker 4: Another girl named Emma posted her screenshot that says, Dad,
Speaker 4: I think someone's breaking into the house right now and
Speaker 4: I'm freaking out. Yeah, so what's Dad's reply? Oh gosh,
Speaker 4: thumbs up emoji.
Speaker 7: It look Speaking of thinking of finger emojis, recently, my mom, dad,
Speaker 7: and sister were in a group text together and my
Speaker 7: dad was just telling my mom, Honey, I'm on the
Speaker 7: way home if you need anything from the store, and
Speaker 7: my mom replied with the middle finger emoji.
Speaker 6: I just love that your parents are texting the group
Speaker 6: family chat about what they're ongoings are.
Speaker 5: I don't realize that they're not texting each other. It's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Another text is from a dad who's trying to be
Speaker 4: cool here and he's laughing at his daughter's joke and
Speaker 4: puts skull crossbones emoji. Skull crossbones emoji. Then the word
Speaker 4: sleigh spelled like Santa's sleigh, although if anybody does slay
Speaker 4: it is Santa.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Those are your TikTok stories for the day, Broke.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you would remember a guy named
Speaker 4: Sam from Tacoma who played you two years ago and
Speaker 4: he lost, so he's owing one against you all time
Speaker 4: and ever since then. Sam says he has been watching
Speaker 4: Instagram and Facebook for random facts just so that he
Speaker 4: could come back and take you down. That's how important
Speaker 4: this is to him.
Speaker 2: I like that. That's your excuse for beat on social media, Sam.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got money on the line.
Speaker 4: Welcome back, Sam.
Speaker 6: Have you found like one account that's more random facts
Speaker 6: than others?
Speaker 12: No, I've just been watching as my knee as I.
Speaker 2: Could, Okay, all right, and just trusting that they're true.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 4: Yes, Sam hasn't gone to work. He's been neglecting his
Speaker 4: family for two years just so that he could come back.
Speaker 4: And I'm proud of you.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 4: Let's send Brook out of the studio while that happens.
Speaker 4: You know how the game works. He got thirty seconds
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 4: you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 4: out right to win. Are you ready? Yes, this is
Speaker 4: your moment. Your time starts now on this day. In
Speaker 4: eighteen fifty two, Lonnie Clayton became the youngest jockey to
Speaker 4: win the Kentucky Derby. How old was he.
Speaker 12: Sixteenth?
Speaker 4: In what video game? Would you find four ghosts named Blinkie,
Speaker 4: Pinky Inky, and Clyde Peckman. What liquor is taken out
Speaker 4: if you order a virgin bloody Mary Loka? Xerox developed
Speaker 4: the first ever laser printer in what decade?
Speaker 10: Mateen?
Speaker 4: What animated Disney movie has the most sequels?
Speaker 12: Toy story?
Speaker 4: Oh, Sam, I am very very proud of you. That
Speaker 4: was a well well done round. Let's bring Brook back
Speaker 4: into the studio. And while he's been researching random facts
Speaker 4: on the side, Sam has also apparently started his own business.
Speaker 5: Hey what is it, Sam?
Speaker 12: Yes, I do photo buttons like the fair, except I
Speaker 12: could put any picture on there, and you know, any
Speaker 12: title as well, like Mother's Day, Father's Day.
Speaker 6: What's a photo but like a button then you put
Speaker 6: on your clothes at the fair?
Speaker 10: Yeah, like the big one like the fair.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, you make us a custom button for Brook
Speaker 7: for Mother's Day?
Speaker 4: Yeah, world's okayest mom put it on there.
Speaker 5: On there.
Speaker 6: Yes, again, I'm not your mother, so we don't. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you don't need to do that for me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, you feed me?
Speaker 12: I could put one one because I tied the score
Speaker 12: up there?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, controller with this, I'm calling a shot right,
Speaker 4: just poke it, Brooks, you're turning, you're ready? Yeah, your
Speaker 4: time starts now on this day. In eighteen fifty two,
Speaker 4: Lonnie Clayton became the youngest jockey to win the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 4: How old was he?
Speaker 2: Fourteen?
Speaker 4: In what video game would you find four ghosts named
Speaker 4: Blinky Pinky Anti in Clyde? What liquor is taken out
Speaker 4: if you order a virgin Bloody Mary?
Speaker 2: Uh? Bloody Mary vodka.
Speaker 4: Xerox developed the first ever laser printer in what decade?
Speaker 2: Fifties?
Speaker 4: What animated Disney movie has the most sequels?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: A linking?
Speaker 4: Oh got the answers in time over the scoreboard to
Speaker 4: see how you've all did with hose.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I've never gotten a package, just peake.
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to have a huge package. But Sam,
Speaker 5: you did good? You got three? Correct? Today?
Speaker 6: Bro are recounting toy story is Disney because it's Pixar.
Speaker 7: Well we I can't confirm we are and you only
Speaker 7: got ten?
Speaker 4: Congratulations buddy, one and one all time. Now you can
Speaker 4: go say hi to your friends and family again.
Speaker 2: Oh shut upright, Sam.
Speaker 5: A giant beer? Sam, is that you.
Speaker 4: Coming out of his hole in the grown Let's go
Speaker 4: to the answers for everybody on this day. In eighteen
Speaker 4: fifty two, Lonnie Clayton was the youngest jockey to win
Speaker 4: the Kentucky Derby at age fifteen.
Speaker 5: Yes, he's in sixteen.
Speaker 10: Right in the.
Speaker 4: Middle the video game with four ghosts named Blinky, Pinky, Inky,
Speaker 4: and Clyde is pac Man. If you're ordering a virgin
Speaker 4: Bloody Mary, they'll take the vodka out for you.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Xerox developed the first laser printer in the nineteen seventies.
Speaker 4: And yes, Toy Story is the Disney movie with the
Speaker 4: most sequels.
Speaker 6: Four movies start as Pixar and then it got bought
Speaker 6: or is it okay Disney Pixar?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Fine, don't argue with the hosts, whatever.
Speaker 2: Brook whatever. There was like three lion Kings. The other
Speaker 2: two were terrible.
Speaker 7: Sam isn't gonna work in two years something?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: Congratulations Sam. Not only to get one hundred bucks, but
Speaker 4: just playing you also win a food and fun package
Speaker 4: for the Taste Northwest happening at the Washington State Fairgrounds
Speaker 4: June thirtieth through July second, oh nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be your first public outing.
Speaker 4: Thanks so much for playing Sam. Congratulations, buddy, get it?
Speaker 12: Okay yeah on Facebook and Instagram on venden Ventures is
Speaker 12: my uh title.
Speaker 5: Vend Adventures The E N D Venda.
Speaker 12: Venden Ventures on Facebook and Instagram.
Speaker 5: Okay, shout out to that.
Speaker 4: Go buy your photo button pin and we'll be back
Speaker 4: to do Windbrooks Buck the same time tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.