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Speaker 3: Ah huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
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Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: What an amazing blessing. God has given me my health,
Speaker 3: my dreams, all of it.
Speaker 2: God gave it to me. I accept it.
Speaker 3: I work hard, but man, oh man, oh man, I
Speaker 3: work hard. It is something that He gave me a gift.
Speaker 3: And that's what I want to talk to you about today,
Speaker 3: because God has gifted everyone, so I can't help but
Speaker 3: believe it. You are gifted in some way. Something about
Speaker 3: you is specially and unique. That doesn't mean you're the
Speaker 3: only one that can sing? Are you the only one
Speaker 3: that can write? Are you the only one that can draw,
Speaker 3: You the only one that can decorate? Or you the
Speaker 3: only one that can network? Or you're the only one
Speaker 3: that does not what it means, or you have a
Speaker 3: great scientific mind you can figure things out, or you're
Speaker 3: good and problem solving. You're not the only one, but
Speaker 3: you are a unique individual. Nobody will travel the exact
Speaker 3: path that you on. Nobody will have everything happen in
Speaker 3: a series of circumstances in the order that you're going
Speaker 3: to have it happen to you. That's what I mean
Speaker 3: when I say that you are unique. But now, because
Speaker 3: you are gifted, you know you have something you have
Speaker 3: to do. You know, there's a scripture. It's in Proverbs,
Speaker 3: Proverbs eighteen and sixteen. I've been trying to be a
Speaker 3: little bit better at that for you, you know. So when
Speaker 3: I have an idea and I know where it is,
Speaker 3: I have somebody look the scripture up from men handed
Speaker 3: to me. So it's in Proverbs eighteen sixteen. And this
Speaker 3: is the layman's term of it. It says a man's
Speaker 3: gift make room for him and brings him before great men.
Speaker 3: It is your gift that will make room for you.
Speaker 3: Now my interpretation of this is this. Now I could
Speaker 3: be wrong. Please go to your local church, center, god, temple, mosque,
Speaker 3: whatever you do, and go get clarification. But what my
Speaker 3: gift has done in making room for me is I've
Speaker 3: taken it almost in the literal sense. My gift has
Speaker 3: actually made room for me. It has clear paths for me.
Speaker 3: My gift has opened up doors for me. That's what
Speaker 3: I take it as. It'll make room for you. My
Speaker 3: gift has has broadened my ability to travel. My gift
Speaker 3: has opened my eyes to fashion. My gift has caused
Speaker 3: me to be able to provide for my family. My
Speaker 3: gift has caused me to be able to reach more people.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying in terms of it will make
Speaker 3: room for you. That it may be another interpretation. I'm
Speaker 3: just telling you how I took it, that it has
Speaker 3: worked out pretty good for me to that understanding. But
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure Bishop Jakes, Joel Old, sting kennef Ohm,
Speaker 3: you know, God, Glenn Staples, Bishop Glenn's Table, these guys
Speaker 3: give you much better understanding of it. I'm just giving
Speaker 3: it to you, you know where I know how sold.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just like to keep it right there.
Speaker 3: But and then it says that it brings you before
Speaker 3: great men. I mean, you know it's gonna take you places.
Speaker 3: It's gonna take your places you never thought of going.
Speaker 3: You're gonna meet people because of your gift. I told
Speaker 3: my son, who two of them are good photographers. You'll
Speaker 3: be taking pictures of great men. And then I mess
Speaker 3: with him. You already taking pictures, say your daddy. You
Speaker 3: know I'm messing with him like that. But that's just
Speaker 3: me and them, just kicking it. But you know, but
Speaker 3: one day, who knows, you could be shooting the president.
Speaker 3: You know, you could be shooting some foreign dignitaries. You know,
Speaker 3: you could be shooting great sport events. You know. You
Speaker 3: never know where it could take you. But that's your gift.
Speaker 3: What you gotta do is you got to get to.
Speaker 2: Move and though.
Speaker 3: See, you can't have your gift and not do nothing
Speaker 3: with it. See you know what that reminds me of.
Speaker 3: It's something that my father used to say, get up
Speaker 3: off your butt because you're sitting on a gold mine.
Speaker 2: He say that all the time.
Speaker 3: Boy, get up off your butt and move it because
Speaker 3: you sitting on the gold I never really quite got
Speaker 3: that when I was little, but now that I'm an adult,
Speaker 3: I got it full well. See a lot of you
Speaker 3: are sitting. You're sitting on a talent or a gift
Speaker 3: that you have. You're sitting on an ability. I don't
Speaker 3: care if it's making cakes or pies. That's a gift, man,
Speaker 3: that's a talent. I don't care if it's the ability
Speaker 3: to do hell, that's a gift.
Speaker 2: Man. Half of you are gifted.
Speaker 3: A lot of us are gifted, and we're sitting on
Speaker 3: it looking at other people, wondering what can I do
Speaker 3: to make it?
Speaker 2: You already got something to make it with.
Speaker 3: If you would just get up off your behind, man,
Speaker 3: quit sitting on that gold mine.
Speaker 2: Some of you are tech savvy, just.
Speaker 3: A whiz is when it comes to engineering and putting
Speaker 3: stuff together and cables and wires and computers and stuff.
Speaker 3: And now you steady looking around trying to figure out, man.
Speaker 2: Wonder what I can go do? How about you go
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 3: You know it ain't that hard, man, if you were,
Speaker 3: just take note of what God has given you already.
Speaker 2: He has given you gift already. He has already given
Speaker 2: you a talent.
Speaker 3: Now the fact that you ain't using it and you
Speaker 3: sitting on your tail somewhere now.
Speaker 2: Who fathers what we're talking about? What you blaming God
Speaker 2: for that?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: I tell you what. I sit around people all the
Speaker 3: time who are gifted, and I'm looking at their gifts,
Speaker 3: and they steady complaining about what they don't have, but
Speaker 3: will not get up off there behind and use the
Speaker 3: gifts that God gave them.
Speaker 2: And it's frustrating.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be frustrating for you if you doing it,
Speaker 3: because it's frustrating for me when I see it. So
Speaker 3: when these people come to me and ask me for help,
Speaker 3: I just keep going the same thing over and over.
Speaker 2: Help yourself, man, do for you use your gift.
Speaker 3: It's a cat sitting behind the wall right now that's
Speaker 3: locked up. That's so good at artistry. It's cats in
Speaker 3: that tattooing everybody. Man, get out, do it the right way.
Speaker 3: Quit selling drugs, man, you ain't going don't know where're
Speaker 3: selling no drugs.
Speaker 2: You going to jail.
Speaker 3: And if that don't do it, somebody gonna get tired
Speaker 3: of you selling drugs cause they're gonn wanna sell them
Speaker 3: over and they gonna kill you.
Speaker 2: Let's just keep this thing real for just a second.
Speaker 3: Here, Come on, man, get up off your butt, because
Speaker 3: you sitting on the gold mine, and you sit up here,
Speaker 3: somebody always looking for a shortcut to the top.
Speaker 2: Ain't no shortcut. Somebody told me this the other day. Man,
Speaker 2: the road to success is always under construction.
Speaker 3: It ain't paved, it's got detour signs on it. It's
Speaker 3: got slow men working. Sometime they flip the stop sign.
Speaker 3: You gotta sit there and wait. Sometime they got slow.
Speaker 3: There's traffic, there's accidents. Somebody on the road holding up
Speaker 3: things with a flat tie, its nails, it gravels.
Speaker 2: This spike is everything.
Speaker 3: The road to success is always under construction. It ain't
Speaker 3: getting ready to be easy just because you done decided
Speaker 3: to do it. But don't sit around on your behind
Speaker 3: and complain all the time about what you don't have.
Speaker 3: My daddy said it, Man, get up off your butt
Speaker 3: because you sitting on the gold mine.
Speaker 2: You got a gift, you got a talent.
Speaker 3: You got something that you can do that could make
Speaker 3: a way for you, but you won't do it. It
Speaker 3: is within you. Stop looking around. Here's where people waste
Speaker 3: the most time on the road to success, looking around
Speaker 3: at somebody else trying to figure out, Man, how can
Speaker 3: I do what they did?
Speaker 2: Do what you do? You ain't jay z, you ain't sorry.
Speaker 3: I got a couple of your homies told you you
Speaker 3: rap better than him, but you not, jay Z, really
Speaker 3: you're not.
Speaker 2: You know, all of us can shot at him, but
Speaker 2: we ain't rich at prior.
Speaker 3: A nice shot Steve, Bernie DL, all of we took
Speaker 3: some great shots at it.
Speaker 2: We not him. Do what you can do.
Speaker 3: Do you do your gift quick complaining about what you
Speaker 3: don't have, Get up off your butt because you sitting
Speaker 3: on a gold mine.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 2: Show, ladies and gentlemen, we are here.
Speaker 3: The time has arrived, a new gift from God, another present,
Speaker 3: another gift.
Speaker 2: It's called now.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 3: Be grateful today, y'all. If you don't do nothing else,
Speaker 3: show some gratitude. Tell him that you appreciate it. Just
Speaker 3: tell him that you love it. That thank you, Thank
Speaker 3: you for waking me up, for giving me this day,
Speaker 3: for giving me this opportunity.
Speaker 2: Man, it's just filled with so much.
Speaker 3: It's so many great things can happen to you today,
Speaker 3: and no matter what happens, you gonna get through that too.
Speaker 3: This too shall pass, just like everything else that didn't
Speaker 3: happen to you. It passes eventually, don't you get it?
Speaker 3: You survived it all before, and you're gonna make it
Speaker 3: through this one, and I'm grateful that God woke me
Speaker 3: up and give me a chance and let me learn
Speaker 3: that in my lifetime. Ladies and gentlemen, this is that
Speaker 3: dog gone Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shall the strawberry calling
Speaker 3: for real? Missit be Monica Mouth of the South. That's
Speaker 3: junior government. Name is Kids Brakes, and the legend that
Speaker 3: is nephew Tommy.
Speaker 10: Oh, I want to know who I won't.
Speaker 3: To know or do who you love? Do you love him?
Speaker 3: I want to know, I won't to know. I want
Speaker 3: to know do you love her?
Speaker 2: Do you love it? I said, do who you do?
Speaker 2: You love him?
Speaker 9: Love the love?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 10: You love him with Joe Hard, with your hold, with
Speaker 10: Joe heart weir Joe.
Speaker 2: With Joe Hard, with Joe Hard. So we your soap?
Speaker 3: Now, I say, moan, Yeah, I said, moon boy, Jor.
Speaker 11: I'm glad you put the Lord out there for me
Speaker 11: because I'm kind of scared.
Speaker 12: I'm nervous.
Speaker 11: Because my wife doing things I ain't never seen. Happy
Speaker 11: forward to marriage.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well.
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, First of all, she cooked, Okay, she cooked. Okay, now,
Speaker 11: now I ain't asked the cook, but she cooked. Then
Speaker 11: she told me, I was a good husband. Okay, I
Speaker 11: know some of them now that that that that that
Speaker 11: she didn't start a conversation last week when I came home,
Speaker 11: she didn't start no conversation.
Speaker 12: And then she turned the game on and just went upstairs.
Speaker 12: See something up? I seen snap before.
Speaker 3: You were two things as possible. She either won't something, okay,
Speaker 3: or she didn't do something.
Speaker 12: U oh, how do you think about that?
Speaker 2: Off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she gonna either want something or she didnet done something. Now, yeah,
Speaker 3: you go find out and remember you're a good husk.
Speaker 3: Get your food that you and I cut the game off,
Speaker 3: remember that?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Oh oh, she sent me up already.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what that is though, Okay, and I don't
Speaker 3: know really which one is better, because both of them
Speaker 3: can go bad.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The shorter reaction will be she's done something, all right,
Speaker 3: just for you to get open.
Speaker 1: She cooked coming up.
Speaker 4: Thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew.
Speaker 4: Is he runs that prank back right after this? You're
Speaker 4: listening morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, it is time now for the nephew to
Speaker 1: run that prank back. What you got for his nef?
Speaker 13: Oh? Well, you know Mother's Day weekend about to jump off.
Speaker 14: Got a little something something for you, get your get
Speaker 14: your and started for this weekend. That's right here is
Speaker 14: running that prank back, mister wickens Oh, I said, oh
Speaker 14: my god, yeah I said it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Noticed. I'm not excited.
Speaker 13: I said, I got that right.
Speaker 1: What's the type? What's the name of it?
Speaker 13: Nephew, mister.
Speaker 15: Mister, But we don't have all day. Come on, precious
Speaker 15: on the air.
Speaker 14: Quill quill, quill, William walk qu wwanda quill? Will get
Speaker 14: William walk with Wanda?
Speaker 1: Forget it?
Speaker 15: Wow?
Speaker 14: Wow whistling quill? Will will your walk with Wanda?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 13: Whistling?
Speaker 1: Will quill?
Speaker 2: Quill? Quill? Quick?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 1: Will wait quill?
Speaker 2: We will you walk with well?
Speaker 13: Wander Wow whistling?
Speaker 3: Well we we gotta waddle down here to work.
Speaker 2: We gotta wattle down here to work. Wow.
Speaker 14: Man, listen, mister mister Wigan, just play the damn prank man.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 13: Hello, Hi, my name is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services.
Speaker 14: We came out and cut your yard yesterday and uh
Speaker 14: we're trying to make sure that you liked everything thoroughly.
Speaker 13: That we cut the front the back.
Speaker 14: We also did your hedges, put some mulch in the
Speaker 14: fly beds, the weed eating in the whole nine yards.
Speaker 14: And we also left an invoice on your doorstep. Want
Speaker 14: to make sure you got that as well.
Speaker 9: Yo, cut my yards, man, I want around man.
Speaker 16: Look, I was trying to forgot who sir?
Speaker 14: Yeah, we cut it as if yesterday you were actually
Speaker 14: on our schedule and we did everything thoroughly.
Speaker 2: We will.
Speaker 13: I'm actually just calling as a follow up.
Speaker 9: Hell, I get on the schedules, sir.
Speaker 13: Are you mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman?
Speaker 9: Hell?
Speaker 16: No, man, I'm wiggings for fifty man. You cut the wrong.
Speaker 9: House that nigg door man, So I guess you need
Speaker 9: to put your inmos on their door.
Speaker 14: Sir, sir, you you're not mister Malone at fifty Zimmerman.
Speaker 9: Say, man, I'll just tell you I'm fifty three and
Speaker 9: I'm missed the wiggers. You don cut the wrong do
Speaker 9: y'all need to go miss a mister long house to
Speaker 9: get your cause at you got the wrong No, sir,
Speaker 9: no ya coming over here trying to money?
Speaker 13: Well, sir, hold on just a second here, you're saying.
Speaker 9: We don't you don cut the wrong Yeah? No, no schedule.
Speaker 9: I ain't tell you come over here and cut it.
Speaker 9: And you go over there talking Malone get your money.
Speaker 8: You can't.
Speaker 14: So there's no way we can charge mister Malone if
Speaker 14: we haven't cut his yard.
Speaker 16: Now, let's let's just you need to take over the
Speaker 16: cut mister Malone. Rdlet's protect memoirs and you ain't cut
Speaker 16: and sir, sir, won't cut the wrong yord.
Speaker 9: You go cut the right yard and get right. Boy.
Speaker 16: You ain't got you ain't getting this out, Okay, sir,
Speaker 16: I say this now, I didn't call no out of
Speaker 16: the cut over here. You go that I to cut
Speaker 16: his right and get him real.
Speaker 2: Woar, you ain't get I understand that, sir.
Speaker 14: Listen, what I want to say is, uh, well, we'll
Speaker 14: go over and we'll take care of mister Malone's yard.
Speaker 14: I understand that we've made a mistake, but I understand.
Speaker 14: I understood. You say that you did like the services,
Speaker 14: So wouldn't it be even right for you to actually
Speaker 14: go ahead and send the invoice in along with the
Speaker 14: checks since you did like the services?
Speaker 9: Whatever? Did listening like?
Speaker 2: Yo?
Speaker 16: Target?
Speaker 9: Because then I just tell you you cut the wrong
Speaker 9: your You know that cut the right yard and get
Speaker 9: your money. You ain't got nothing but practice here you've done.
Speaker 14: I understand that we cut the wrong yard, sir, I
Speaker 14: understand that, But you got the services, and you like
Speaker 14: the services. I don't want to have to come out
Speaker 14: there and get the money from you.
Speaker 9: Well, come on after coming, come on at the coming.
Speaker 16: I got something place.
Speaker 9: Come on over here and get your money.
Speaker 2: But you said you like that.
Speaker 16: I wouldn't give it if.
Speaker 9: I said the moon was green. You cut the wrong yard.
Speaker 9: You go get your money from the right. You ain't
Speaker 9: getting So I got some place.
Speaker 16: You come on over here.
Speaker 9: You see what you get.
Speaker 16: Cut the wrong trying to get money.
Speaker 9: Money you ain't getting. Now you you can go get
Speaker 9: you from the right either right that dough, go cut
Speaker 9: that and leave that paper over there.
Speaker 2: I'm coming over there.
Speaker 9: You want me to start some I start. I ain't
Speaker 9: gonna come on then do and be charging me no money?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I got more heat in hell.
Speaker 16: You want to come get it.
Speaker 2: You got your yard cut, and we deserve to get
Speaker 2: our money back.
Speaker 16: What you come around here trying to get some money?
Speaker 14: Now, I tell you don't cut and I'm gonna tell
Speaker 14: you don't make me whoop y'all behind this yard.
Speaker 9: You come home, you'll come home.
Speaker 2: So iur whoop y'all behind in the front yard. That
Speaker 2: just got cut.
Speaker 9: Man, man and your hand and you come trying to
Speaker 9: get this money. I'm suching hold on you, don't you.
Speaker 2: I I got one more thing to tell you.
Speaker 16: As you're listening, I don't want hish now you come
Speaker 16: standing up now, I'm you cut the wrong yo.
Speaker 2: I've got one more thing to tell you. And you listening,
Speaker 2: mister Wickins.
Speaker 14: Look, this is Lephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: You just got pranked. Hello, what.
Speaker 9: Goodiam? Look at you?
Speaker 14: Your boy Gary just branked you many. Let me ask
Speaker 14: you something though, man, what is the baddest radio show
Speaker 14: in the land?
Speaker 9: Man, it's the Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, nephew. Coming up Nextews asked the
Speaker 1: c L you're listening Hardy Morning Show?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 4: In entertainment news, we'll find out why Lionel Richie looks
Speaker 4: so good. Okay, he says it's not plastic surgery. Jay
Speaker 4: Z probably his three children with Beyonce, and we'll check
Speaker 4: in with Carla for some music news. That's all coming
Speaker 4: up at the top of the hour. But right now
Speaker 4: it is time to ask the CLO, our Chief Love Officer,
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey. This one's from Jamila in Chicago, CLO. Jamila writes,
Speaker 4: nine times out of ten, my husband is going to
Speaker 4: get drunk on the weekend and come home and start
Speaker 4: a fight. He will want to make love afterwards. And
Speaker 4: how can this be a thing for him every Friday
Speaker 4: and Saturday night. His sex is best when he's drunk.
Speaker 4: But I'm tired of this pattern.
Speaker 1: How do I get this drunk to quit this?
Speaker 3: Well, you're the person that can change the package. It
Speaker 3: takes two people to argue, and it takes two people
Speaker 3: to have sex, So you know, you can remove yourself
Speaker 3: from both of those equations, which immediately changes the pattern,
Speaker 3: at least for you. Now, if he's going to continue
Speaker 3: to pattern, it'll probably be so.
Speaker 4: Well, alrightyllo, all right, yeah, Moving on to Tanya and Queens.
Speaker 4: Tanya says, my child's father had his new girlfriend come
Speaker 4: pick up my child, and he didn't tell me beforehand.
Speaker 4: I didn't let my child go with this woman. Yes,
Speaker 4: I know her well, but that's beside the point. Was
Speaker 4: I being petty or should he learn better communication?
Speaker 3: Well, he has to communicate, especially when it comes to
Speaker 3: your child. You gave birth to this baby. You ain't
Speaker 3: got to do nothing you don't want to do with
Speaker 3: your child. He can't send his girlfriend over there and
Speaker 3: then not tell you. That's disrespectful. Now you gotta tell
Speaker 3: this mother she had this baby, that's her child. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it says communicate. Hey, baby, listen, I'm running so I
Speaker 3: know you know her. She's really cool. They got a relationship.
Speaker 3: She got a great relationship with your child. Would you
Speaker 3: mind if I had her come pick up because I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be over here, and then it would have fixed it.
Speaker 3: But you just send this woman over and she finish
Speaker 3: hand her baby out the door and she salted.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't think that's.
Speaker 1: Gonna work, all right.
Speaker 4: Moving on to Semeon and Jacksonville, Semeon says, I started
Speaker 4: dating a woman last month, and she told me that
Speaker 4: it's time for me to chip in financially. And she
Speaker 4: told me she needed one hundred and twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: for her nails.
Speaker 1: Is this my responsibility?
Speaker 2: Well, not necessarily. How long they say they've been.
Speaker 1: Dating They just started last month?
Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, I don't think it ain't chippy in time.
Speaker 1: Oh when is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it's chip in time when I think we
Speaker 2: invested in one another.
Speaker 3: You know, if we invest in our time, if we
Speaker 3: in a committed relationship, then it's time to chip into
Speaker 3: the commitment for thirty days.
Speaker 2: Well okay, well she need to go get a damn
Speaker 2: nails done.
Speaker 13: Better, get Neil clipper and get them doing herself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not really necessarily the case unless you're committed.
Speaker 3: If I'm not in the committee, I mean I do stuff.
Speaker 3: I'll take you to dinner, you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I'm paying for all that dinners and movies.
Speaker 1: And wante going somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're going to club. We're going out and
Speaker 3: drink and say, yeah, I got all that tuff coming. No,
Speaker 3: but if you come in here and tell me it's
Speaker 3: time for you to start chipping in and I need
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty five, well you know you don't
Speaker 3: take the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 13: You're getting everything.
Speaker 4: Done, so it's not his responsibility. No, all right, last one, Steve.
Speaker 4: This is from Felipa in Tuscaloosa. Uh, Filippa writes, my
Speaker 4: husband and I right to work together and he won't
Speaker 4: let me get coffee in the morning. He told me
Speaker 4: I need to start making coffee at home to save money.
Speaker 4: I and withholding sex until he lets me get my
Speaker 4: morning coffee. Am I wrong or right?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 10: I mean, you know, yeah.
Speaker 3: Now the problem is is if you with holding this
Speaker 3: sex and you still ain't getting that coffee. So I
Speaker 3: don't know how much coffee cost. I'm thinking three seventy five.
Speaker 3: You ain't worth three seventy five. Yeah, I'm gonna get
Speaker 3: you this coffee. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, we're gonna get coffee.
Speaker 3: Because I don't want to hear it. But you know,
Speaker 3: you gotta stop making coffee at home. But a lot
Speaker 3: of people at coffee in the morning is a ritual
Speaker 3: at Starbucks, at dunkin Donut, it's a ritual for people.
Speaker 3: It's something that doesn't My assistant can't come to work
Speaker 3: unless she stopped at Starbucks.
Speaker 2: She can't come.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or just in coffee in general, people can't start
Speaker 1: their morning without.
Speaker 12: A cup of coffee.
Speaker 2: She can't she stops at the Starbucks. It's rich. I
Speaker 2: think she prais it because she'll be late.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm thinking of trained and car her up at
Speaker 3: the train tracks or something. No, I'm in line of Starbucks.
Speaker 3: It's a long line to mister Harvey, and be talking
Speaker 3: to me just as calm, like I give.
Speaker 1: A damn order ready for megs.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's making it's making it. Yeah, it's her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm l yeah, I'm going lined up, get my coffee.
Speaker 3: Man by your girl, this coffee man, right, bro, bruh, bruh, Bro,
Speaker 3: you're tripping over this whatever this coffee costs.
Speaker 2: Trying to save money, but it's costing big time.
Speaker 12: I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Coffee for sex.
Speaker 14: Give you know how much coffee I'm in a half
Speaker 14: for you. It's gonna be every it's gonna be cabinet
Speaker 14: in that house, gonna have coffee coming.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Tomas.
Speaker 3: She Finn to get the El Grande Viente Lotte A
Speaker 3: long day, expressing over they don't take.
Speaker 2: May Day today. Every Tay logo.
Speaker 3: Straight out of Colombia, and lord, no, I'm scared of
Speaker 3: everything that he is Colombia.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you have a past with them, you do,
Speaker 4: all right, So just just buy the coffee, right, that's
Speaker 4: what you're saying, all right, or else he's not gonna
Speaker 4: get sex.
Speaker 12: He just driving by the coffee shop everymore, and she.
Speaker 3: Mad, but he gonna hold his ground sometimes fellas the
Speaker 3: walls we be waging. It ain't worth it, man, You
Speaker 3: need to make your own coffee and save money. Man.
Speaker 3: Let her go in there and spend that five dollars,
Speaker 3: six dollars whatever it is for that cup of coffee. Man,
Speaker 3: that's thirty dollars a week. Man, That ain't your money.
Speaker 13: Dog.
Speaker 2: Let's see, that's why everybody got to have their own account. Okay,
Speaker 2: a couple has to have their own account.
Speaker 3: So if she want to spend forty dollars a week
Speaker 3: on coffee, man, that's her business. Show stupid behind driving
Speaker 3: past that coffee shop. Now she mad every more. She's
Speaker 3: getting out the car, slamming doors.
Speaker 2: Everything, you know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, coffee means that much to her. Yeah, it does
Speaker 1: a lot of times.
Speaker 11: You wouln't got that cup of coffee, shirt, And when
Speaker 11: you get back in the car, my shirt off, all
Speaker 11: ready off.
Speaker 5: I know it's a lot.
Speaker 15: Take what you got, your baby?
Speaker 12: Did they make it right?
Speaker 13: Bay?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 12: That's the short gone.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you, clo. Coming up at the top
Speaker 4: of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you.
Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening Moore Show.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 4: So, music legend Lionel Ritchie is pushing back against claims
Speaker 4: that he's had plastic surgery now. In a recent interview
Speaker 4: with The Daily Mail, Lionel said he's never been a
Speaker 4: fan of getting any cosmetic procedures.
Speaker 1: He broke down why he's never been a fan.
Speaker 4: He said, plastic surgery locks you in for that year
Speaker 4: while you recover, and then after that you can't go naturally.
Speaker 4: You're staying right there. You try and go back to
Speaker 4: reset and you can't and that sugar honey iced tea
Speaker 4: goes wrong. He also added God might not recognize me,
Speaker 4: so I want to make sure he knows me.
Speaker 1: Lionel Ritchie is looking good? Is seventy three years?
Speaker 2: Oh Mail?
Speaker 1: Well it was great? Yeah he does, he really does.
Speaker 4: Moving on to jay Z, jay Z is probably claiming
Speaker 4: his three children with Beyonce, but he has all so
Speaker 4: been engaged in an ongoing battle with a potential fourth child.
Speaker 1: His alleged first.
Speaker 4: Son is taking their decades spanning fraternity case to the
Speaker 4: Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: You heard me, the Supreme Court.
Speaker 4: Ramir Satterwaite, who has been claiming to be the fifty
Speaker 4: three year old son for decade, spoke with The Daily
Speaker 4: Mail on Monday to discuss what he is seeking from
Speaker 4: this process. He says, this is not going to be
Speaker 4: over until justice is served. I just want to live
Speaker 4: my life. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you heard him.
Speaker 4: He says, I just want to live my life. And
Speaker 4: when it's all said and done, I hope that jay
Speaker 4: Z would want to be a part of my life.
Speaker 1: If that is God's will.
Speaker 4: I won't stop fighting for this until I win, and
Speaker 4: I will win because the law is on our side.
Speaker 4: Ramier is hoping that the court documents associated with this
Speaker 4: case will be unsealed so that he can continue pursuing
Speaker 4: the justice.
Speaker 13: He six, Kenny Dog, listen to me, Listen to me.
Speaker 3: I've seen him. It's a lot of people look like
Speaker 3: jay Z. I'm going with this here, man, It's a
Speaker 3: whole lot of people look like Jaz. Y'all could talk
Speaker 3: about he looked just like that boy.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? People look like somebody else
Speaker 2: in this world. Stop.
Speaker 3: You got celebrity doubles everywhere, y'all making all these faces
Speaker 3: and stuff. That don't mean it's jay Z's son. Where
Speaker 3: is the woman that's claiming to be the mother. And
Speaker 3: then it's real simple. This ain't buy no sealing, no
Speaker 3: court documents. Man, If you take a DNA test and
Speaker 3: it ain't there, what you want the man to do?
Speaker 3: You could talk about you he y your daddy. If
Speaker 3: the DNA say he.
Speaker 1: Ain't, you ain't well.
Speaker 17: He said that his mom told him that she had relations,
Speaker 17: have relations with jay Z.
Speaker 1: And the day.
Speaker 11: But what a ma man, it's just him out there
Speaker 11: right now. Yeah, the ma ma ain't came forward and
Speaker 11: she said anything, why not look like jay Z.
Speaker 3: Saying how many black people knows look like that, just
Speaker 3: saying and he looked like.
Speaker 15: That, look like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we'll see how this goes.
Speaker 14: Before I got cigarette lips though, that's why I can't
Speaker 14: tell he got I can tell them cool bilter king.
Speaker 13: Right there, he got.
Speaker 5: Moving on.
Speaker 1: Let's check in with Carla for some music news. But
Speaker 1: you got Carla.
Speaker 17: Oh, let me tell y'all child, listen to this, okay.
Speaker 17: So the other night, Baby facing Anita Baker, they performed
Speaker 17: in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: They a Prudential Center a concert, so face.
Speaker 17: He posts an apology to his fans via social social media,
Speaker 17: saying that he was asked not to perform to get
Speaker 17: miss make her her space and time to perform her
Speaker 17: show in its entirety. So Face went on to say,
Speaker 17: my band and I are extremely sadden. We didn't get
Speaker 17: to perform for y'all tonight. I hope they can work
Speaker 17: this out. I'm saying that part well, I hope they
Speaker 17: can work this out because I want them both to perform.
Speaker 17: People want to he.
Speaker 1: That she just told you I just because she asked.
Speaker 2: I did listen.
Speaker 15: She asked that she wanted more time. Yeah, now this
Speaker 15: is what Face is saying.
Speaker 12: So he performed. He just cut his show short.
Speaker 15: No no, no, no, no, no, not to perform at all.
Speaker 1: Stay back there, don't come out pretty much.
Speaker 13: Did he get his chick though?
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Didn't.
Speaker 12: That's why he won't because she got the jack.
Speaker 1: Baby Face not to perform.
Speaker 13: Somebody that wrote all these hits and you're talking about
Speaker 13: not letting.
Speaker 2: Him on stage.
Speaker 1: This makes the lead story is Tommy Berry in the lead?
Speaker 3: What did.
Speaker 13: What the drama? What the dramas say?
Speaker 2: Would you get right in the.
Speaker 15: Background to seven say that his brother's cousins?
Speaker 1: Lord, what do you think about that? Steve that's crazy, right.
Speaker 3: I really don't know how that works. Anita should be
Speaker 3: by herself all the time.
Speaker 1: Legends, both of them are legends.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean Anita can't tool with anybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I.
Speaker 2: Love Anita is just a solo artist.
Speaker 3: Man. She don't ain't selling no ticket. She could sell out.
Speaker 3: She didn't need a break, but she need to perform
Speaker 3: by herself. She don't need to be on tour with nobody.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I'll work out with Face. It ain't
Speaker 3: work out with Blue Thirsk.
Speaker 2: You just can't go on to it.
Speaker 3: You have to star. You just stop going with people.
Speaker 3: Don't could sign a contract with other people on it.
Speaker 3: You see some other people on that, just don't sign that. Notice,
Speaker 3: ain't gonna work.
Speaker 18: Out that faith, Yeah, she asked him. Not look ahead,
Speaker 18: don't go out there. I need all the time.
Speaker 1: All right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we're gonna find out what the guys are doing for
Speaker 1: Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: Huh. Right after this you're listening Hard Morning Show. Well,
Speaker 4: we all know that Sunday, May fourteenth is Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: And if you're one of the eighty four percent of
Speaker 4: US adults who plans to celebrate the holiday.
Speaker 1: This year, it's time to shop, that's right.
Speaker 4: According to the National Retail Federation's annual survey, Americans plan
Speaker 4: to spend about thirty five point seven billion dollars that's
Speaker 4: billion with ab on Mother's Day this year.
Speaker 1: The most popular gifts, of course, are flowers.
Speaker 4: Greeting cards, jewelry, Junior, and special outings like dinner or brunch. Okay,
Speaker 4: so guys, pay attention. What are you guys getting your
Speaker 4: wives for Mother's Day?
Speaker 1: Your wives?
Speaker 4: And yeah, you're telling you're telling Steve Stephen I said, guys,
Speaker 4: you're a guy. Come on, yeah, I'm just okay today, Junior,
Speaker 4: you go first, what are you doing for your new
Speaker 4: wife first Mother's Day together?
Speaker 13: Whatever she tells me to do.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 13: I'm stupid. I have no sense.
Speaker 12: I don't know what she want me to do. Whatever
Speaker 12: she telled me, do we doing it? I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: She wants to do something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no, she's going.
Speaker 11: She's going home, so I'll be here pretty much by myself,
Speaker 11: but she might she go have something for me to do.
Speaker 12: Watch you're going so I know, Yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Get aboudy some flowers or something right in the card yeah, yeah, jewelry, jewelry,
Speaker 4: that's always.
Speaker 13: Talking to me.
Speaker 11: Go talk to Tommy, Steve, because I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 11: right now, you're looking at a man that's already gone.
Speaker 12: I'm dead. I have no more I have no more conscious,
Speaker 12: I don't have nothing nothing. My independence is gone. No,
Speaker 12: I'm becoming one with her.
Speaker 2: I am not me.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't know when to talk when.
Speaker 1: Steve, I see the look in your face.
Speaker 2: Already got the gifts. I'm done.
Speaker 10: To give.
Speaker 15: What what's happen to you?
Speaker 1: Who is gonna have a beautiful Mother's Day? That's how
Speaker 1: you do it? See all right, okay, all right, let's
Speaker 1: come on over.
Speaker 2: See I just learned not to fight it. What's to
Speaker 2: fight about? Right?
Speaker 1: So, nephew, what are you getting the beautiful jackie for
Speaker 1: Mother's Day?
Speaker 13: I'm not getting my mama some things for Mother's Day.
Speaker 5: I said.
Speaker 14: My wife and hug and my wife got three kids,
Speaker 14: and they gonna get their mama some too. Everybody take
Speaker 14: care of their own mama. That's not mama jacking not mama.
Speaker 14: It's not it's not wife's day. It's mother's day. Now
Speaker 14: when it becomes a wife's day when they when they
Speaker 14: add that holiday, then I get her something. But it
Speaker 14: ain't wife's day. It's Mother's Day, and I'm getting my
Speaker 14: mama something.
Speaker 1: Can you please help your nephew with this one?
Speaker 13: You know, she ain't my mama.
Speaker 14: Nope, you know, doll, she ain't my mom.
Speaker 1: Wow, mother of your kids? All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty four minutes after Roscoe is in
Speaker 1: the building. Right after this, you're listening Morning show.
Speaker 4: It is time.
Speaker 1: Roscoe's here. We see him.
Speaker 2: Cool right here right Junior?
Speaker 9: Whatever?
Speaker 2: Baby well, a head of roscommuble?
Speaker 13: What a new Roscoe?
Speaker 1: Andy sh Hello, Roscoe's the.
Speaker 2: Baby girl, the MISSZII. We're going on call it.
Speaker 1: Hey, Roscoe?
Speaker 2: You ready everything? What do you mean? I'm ready?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you heard about it.
Speaker 17: We'll go now, Okay, So I don't know if you
Speaker 17: heard about this, but it's a little little tension going
Speaker 17: on right now between Anita Baker.
Speaker 1: And Babyface the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want you to buy
Speaker 2: your clothes.
Speaker 17: Oh bye your car?
Speaker 1: A chance to get the question?
Speaker 2: Ah bye your dinner tonight. Baby.
Speaker 3: As soon as I get home from work, I'll buy
Speaker 3: your clothes.
Speaker 2: I'll pay your rip. Ah, buy you dinner tonight, baby,
Speaker 2: soon as I get a hold.
Speaker 1: From work, let's get on with Baker.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, See Nita Bacon don't really have song like
Speaker 3: like that for a baby face.
Speaker 2: She don't care. See need a Baker I was.
Speaker 13: Trying to own.
Speaker 2: I mean, can keep signing the contract? Need a baby
Speaker 2: going to by myself? Do you know him?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: I know, need a Baker?
Speaker 1: Did you write any of her songs?
Speaker 5: Which songs?
Speaker 2: Did you wrote all of them?
Speaker 3: I know I knew her father, Steve Baker, y'all know, yeah,
Speaker 3: Dusty Baker, daddy.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I need to got started. She to
Speaker 3: go in the game and sing the song to me
Speaker 3: out to the ball, and how you gotta start crazy
Speaker 3: little no facts. You don't know about that right here,
Speaker 3: I know everything everybody.
Speaker 1: Sunday is Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: I always love she my favorite girl. I always little
Speaker 3: my mom. She called me in this world by that
Speaker 3: right there, that song right there, you game bird to me.
Speaker 2: And all mama or that from the mac. I think.
Speaker 4: Of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if everybody had a mother like you.
Speaker 3: You know that this whole world would be so wonderful Hutchison,
Speaker 3: Willie Hutchison, Mama, Mama.
Speaker 1: But I know who will.
Speaker 2: Over you?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sing it though.
Speaker 2: Hey, they pull it up for him, so they know
Speaker 2: where I'm going about. They pull it up.
Speaker 1: I wrote.
Speaker 3: Everybody, Come on, they had a mother like you, you know,
Speaker 3: the whole world would be so wonderful, Am.
Speaker 2: Mama, thank you over you. Yeah, I can't believe y'allly't
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 1: Son, Well, we know.
Speaker 15: Song from Mama boys to me, dear Mama.
Speaker 2: Tupa, No, we don't care about that. Sometimes she'd be
Speaker 2: so happy.
Speaker 1: Yes, say uh huh.
Speaker 2: Be w a and.
Speaker 3: Daddy spending new worlds, oh time grating the by. We're
Speaker 3: just a simple song. Let me get to the hook saved.
Speaker 2: Do you know we love your sweet?
Speaker 5: Save?
Speaker 4: Sing us out Roscoe. Coming up next next, the prank
Speaker 4: phone call for today. Right after this, say.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 4: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 4: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 4: get this guys.
Speaker 1: Is he a loser or a work in progress?
Speaker 4: We don't know, but we'll find it out in just
Speaker 4: a few because right now the nephew is here with
Speaker 4: today's prank phone call.
Speaker 14: What you got for his NEPH Well, since we in
Speaker 14: the middle of NBA playoffs right now, I got one
Speaker 14: for you.
Speaker 13: This right here is you'll NB a party. You'll NB
Speaker 13: a party, all right?
Speaker 14: Sounds pretty pretty nice and yeah it's yeah, you know,
Speaker 14: don't sound like nothing to it, but let's go to it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, you'll NB a party here it is.
Speaker 8: Come on, hello, a long term I'm looking for Brad.
Speaker 8: Hey Brett, how you doing this? Puncho man? I'm one
Speaker 8: of Marcus this boys. How you doing man?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah he was that.
Speaker 8: Hey, y'all talk to Marcus Man. He was telling me
Speaker 8: about you know, uh the playoff party man for for
Speaker 8: for Sunday mans. So, uh, if you told me if
Speaker 8: it was cool, I would come through.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 8: I just wanted to call and how let you see
Speaker 8: if I can if I need to bring anything food
Speaker 8: or some drinks or whatever. You know you took your
Speaker 8: fellows the markets. Yeah, yeah, this is Pancho Man. I'm
Speaker 8: friends with market. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool.
Speaker 19: Yeah yeah, well now you ain't the great unless, of course,
Speaker 19: you know you you're drinking something special, but uh, yeah,
Speaker 19: it's gonna be meaning Marcus and uh you know, a
Speaker 19: couple other boys gonna be here and uh you know
Speaker 19: whatever you wanna bring it be hyll be. So yeah,
Speaker 19: that's cool.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, what time y'all starting?
Speaker 13: Men?
Speaker 8: He told me like a round one?
Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be here all day. But you
Speaker 19: know you're calling through by one one, two o'clock. You
Speaker 19: know that before the game gets started, we had to
Speaker 19: you know, get the flat screen going, everything to be
Speaker 19: laid out.
Speaker 8: So uh yeah, just come up through whatever you come through,
Speaker 8: all right, just remember, man, Pancho, all right, I'll be there.
Speaker 8: I just got it all right?
Speaker 9: Cool?
Speaker 8: All right, So hey hey brand yo, hey Pancho again, man,
Speaker 8: listen real quick, how much how much food and and
Speaker 8: and and look at do you have? Uh?
Speaker 19: I think we got enough for for Suddenly it was
Speaker 19: why what you got going on? What's up?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I got like three boys
Speaker 8: gonna ride with me. Man, I just want to make
Speaker 8: sure you got enough over there.
Speaker 19: Okay, is this again?
Speaker 8: This punch shows you know we talked about thirty minutes
Speaker 8: ago this pun chow a monk Marcus friend right right, okay,
Speaker 8: uh I remember probably just about thirty minutes ago. Told you,
Speaker 8: Marcus told me.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I'm sorry for bringing back and forth.
Speaker 8: Uh yeah, well, I mean yes, it's all right.
Speaker 19: So you know, we ain't trying to overload the joint.
Speaker 17: Man.
Speaker 8: Just you know, I know Marcus and if you're a
Speaker 8: friend of his, then but that's cool, you can come
Speaker 8: to you. It ain't but three guys, man, It ain't
Speaker 8: the three guys coming with me. Man, They real cool. Man. Well,
Speaker 8: well we'll bring it something to put on your pid
Speaker 8: or whatever. You know, it'll it'll be good.
Speaker 19: Okay, Yeah, that's that's cool.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 19: But you know, yeah, yeah, come on through the man, all.
Speaker 8: Right, all right, all right, I talked to you. I
Speaker 8: talked to you, all right, Brett, Hey is wait, is
Speaker 8: one of them Marcus is is one of the guys
Speaker 8: my uncles?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 15: No, no, no, no, no, I got.
Speaker 8: It's three guys.
Speaker 12: Me.
Speaker 8: I make four, you know, some of three other guys.
Speaker 8: Yeah whatever, man at school, Yeah, bring him through, man,
Speaker 8: come on, all right, all right, all right, look hello,
Speaker 8: hey Brad Pancho again. Man, listen, hey, I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 8: bring one more I'm gonna bring one more person with me.
Speaker 19: To hold a Punkiel breaks player.
Speaker 8: Wait, hold up, whole up?
Speaker 19: Now, what's up you?
Speaker 8: Marcus his friends? You're you're me and one Pancho.
Speaker 19: Yeah, okay, I know you Pancho man, but you're bringing everybody,
Speaker 19: but just go camping. Marcus is cool with me. That's
Speaker 19: my thought.
Speaker 8: We go way back, and if you cool with him too,
Speaker 8: then okay you can come. You know, I'm trying to
Speaker 8: have an NBA playoff game.
Speaker 19: You bringing the whole NBA with you?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, it ain't like that, man. Man,
Speaker 8: I mean place in that big You know, my wife
Speaker 8: is gonna be coming through here.
Speaker 19: And you know I got the house played out.
Speaker 8: I thought I wouldn't un destroy the place.
Speaker 19: I just got up the dog house like two weeks ago.
Speaker 19: I trying to that up.
Speaker 8: So with you coming through, you come through, you know,
Speaker 8: bring one or two people with you.
Speaker 2: But that's it.
Speaker 8: Okay, well listen to you. He would have decided me,
Speaker 8: I ain't gonna bring the duel with me. I'm just
Speaker 8: gonna bring a little lady friend with me. Man, if
Speaker 8: is that cool? I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend. No, dudes, okay,
Speaker 8: that's cool. Now you're talking okay, because I know she
Speaker 8: ain't eat it so much. Come on through here with
Speaker 8: her and you know, be done with that's fine, right
Speaker 8: right right. I'm gonna call her Simone now and tell
Speaker 8: her and tell her that that that she coming with me. Okay,
Speaker 8: what's her name? Her name, Simon, that's what that's my
Speaker 8: wife's name. Okay, okay, okay, but maybe the hook up
Speaker 8: while they while we're watching the game, that'll be cool.
Speaker 19: Sheang, she ain't over here, so I sent her and
Speaker 19: her girls for the nails done?
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, So check this out, man, I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 8: gonna reach out to Simon and let her know that
Speaker 8: we're gonna we're gonna leave it and get over there
Speaker 8: like about one. And you see it's cool, right yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: it's cool man.
Speaker 19: That that's a whole lot better than being about up
Speaker 19: in here.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, Now I check this man, mine,
Speaker 8: Uh you know, my friend she she she married, you know,
Speaker 8: and and and she wanted to get away from my
Speaker 8: husband for a minute.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 8: And I guess they've been going through so.
Speaker 19: You know, you know, just keeping way way back back
Speaker 19: up there, bringing a married woman named saman What are
Speaker 19: the eyes of that. My wife's name is smoll.
Speaker 8: Okay, well do I mean it might?
Speaker 9: What was this mooting?
Speaker 8: Simone? Is his other last name? Is that's my last name?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 8: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on wait
Speaker 8: wait wait hold on, hold on, dog? This this okay
Speaker 8: this this Simon is light skin. Yeah, you keep on
Speaker 8: describing her. She's light skin, five gone, short hair, that
Speaker 8: the alley cut. Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's I
Speaker 8: want you doing with my wife.
Speaker 13: All right, Hey, dog, me.
Speaker 8: And Simone been friends for a minute.
Speaker 19: Man.
Speaker 8: It wasn't until like a couple of weeks ago she
Speaker 8: reached out to me and said she was she was
Speaker 8: going through something some some he reached out to you
Speaker 8: to tell you that she's going through.
Speaker 16: Some stuff with a dude.
Speaker 19: Well I'm that dude.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, my wife, hey man, you know about a year,
Speaker 8: but who counting? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 19: A year that's about the time we started have some misshoes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 19: y'all come on over to this party.
Speaker 8: Hey man, I'm sure we can try to figure this
Speaker 8: kind of situation out.
Speaker 9: So no, no, no, pump your price.
Speaker 8: My wife don't give you.
Speaker 9: I don't give it about her either, and you know
Speaker 9: you are you know they say.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 8: I've always believed this. There are no mistakes when this.
Speaker 8: Everything happens when it's supposed to be. So it's funny
Speaker 8: how you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen.
Speaker 9: I'm getting this number.
Speaker 8: My boy gave no no, no, I get it. You
Speaker 8: probably called it the drinking from her. That's how you about.
Speaker 8: My boy gave me this knocked up leave. Leave some
Speaker 8: moone out of this.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 8: You can't tell me right now. You know I'm not
Speaker 8: up with you.
Speaker 19: Right now, I'm gonna call her matter saying I ain't
Speaker 19: gonna call at all.
Speaker 8: Don't don't tell her my wife.
Speaker 16: Just bring her to the party.
Speaker 8: I got a Gies for this for you. I got
Speaker 8: a three eighty, I got a Smith, I got a Western,
Speaker 8: I got a signe.
Speaker 19: Fourteen Tiller and go right up here.
Speaker 8: But you just come on over with this party. Oh okay,
Speaker 8: hey man, hey man, listen, listen, my boy, my boy
Speaker 8: gave me your number. Man, So I don't know who
Speaker 8: my boy is. Marcin said he don't know you. Marcas
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Speaker 1: Subject? Is he a loser? Or a work in progress.
Speaker 4: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty two year old woman
Speaker 4: and I'm falling for a forty three year old man.
Speaker 1: We met online and bonded because we were both very lonely.
Speaker 4: I worked full time at a school, and he is
Speaker 4: a screenwriter waiting for one of his movies to get
Speaker 4: greenlit by a big producer. He said, if that happens,
Speaker 4: he will be set for life. We decided to meet
Speaker 4: up and I asked him to meet me halfway since
Speaker 4: he lives an hour from me.
Speaker 1: He told me he doesn't have a car, so I
Speaker 1: drove three hours to see him.
Speaker 4: When I got to his apartment, he said I couldn't
Speaker 4: come in because the couple he lives with doesn't want
Speaker 4: strangers inside. He explained that he's staying on their couch
Speaker 4: in exchange for some cleaning and other housework. He said
Speaker 4: he didn't tell me because he didn't want to scare
Speaker 4: me away. I was very put off by this, but
Speaker 4: he offered to take me to lunch, so that made
Speaker 4: it better. We had a nice meal and things were
Speaker 4: going great until his card was declined at the restaurant.
Speaker 4: He stepped away to call his bank. And then asked
Speaker 4: me to cover the bill. He was embarrassed, but I
Speaker 4: assured him that it was okay. We decided to get
Speaker 4: a hotel room so we could spend the day together,
Speaker 4: but his card was declined again, so I put the
Speaker 4: room on my credit card. He called the bank again
Speaker 4: and said his account had a glitch, but he could
Speaker 4: pay me back within twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: That night, we had the.
Speaker 4: Most intense sex and amazing conversation. I haven't been back
Speaker 4: to see him because he can't afford a hotel room.
Speaker 4: I still haven't gotten my money back either. He said
Speaker 4: he's falling in love with me, so I don't want
Speaker 4: to mess this up. I'm trying to believe in his dreams.
Speaker 15: Is he a work in progress?
Speaker 1: Or he is he a loser?
Speaker 4: Please advise? Well, I'm going to say a loser. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's what I'm going to say. He is a.
Speaker 1: Loser, and I'm going to say it to you too, loser.
Speaker 1: I think you're a loser too, because what are you
Speaker 1: doing having sex with a man you met online? And
Speaker 1: you did all the work you know, to make this
Speaker 1: stuff happen.
Speaker 4: You drove three hours to see him, you paid for
Speaker 4: the food, because his credit card was declined. You paid
Speaker 4: for the hotel room because his credit card was declined.
Speaker 1: It was a glitch in it. He said, you gave
Speaker 1: it up the first night.
Speaker 4: You made it way way easy for this man, and
Speaker 4: you said, being lonely, that's what this will do to you.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's the reason, Just to give yourself
Speaker 4: away to some man you didn't even know. This man
Speaker 4: is forty three years old. Where is he working right
Speaker 4: now until he gets his big break? Usually that's what
Speaker 4: writers and screenwriters do. They have another job and they
Speaker 4: work on their stuff, you know, and they're off time.
Speaker 4: If he's a writer, I mean, surely you would have
Speaker 4: seen some of his work, maybe publishing a magazine or online,
Speaker 4: a local newspaper. Maybe you know, he would have written
Speaker 4: you a poem or something. Did you even read or
Speaker 4: see the script that he was waiting to get produced
Speaker 4: by some big Hollywood producer? And is that really where
Speaker 4: he lives? Where he took you and said he couldn't
Speaker 4: take you in? All this stuff just sounds suspect to me.
Speaker 4: I mean, you didn't really think he was going to
Speaker 4: pay you back, did you? You said he didn't pay
Speaker 4: you back? Did you really think he was going to
Speaker 4: This guy is not just a loser, he's a user,
Speaker 4: and I just say stay away from him. Okay, don't
Speaker 4: worry about seeing him again.
Speaker 1: He's not for you, Steve.
Speaker 2: What is my kind of letter right here?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Should this is my kind of letter right here? Thank you.
Speaker 3: First of all, I won't think you know. I just
Speaker 3: want everybody to listen to this letter. Right no, right now,
Speaker 3: I just want you to know that the talent that
Speaker 3: God gave me is about to shine through brightening. You're
Speaker 3: about to see my ability to take foolishness pointed out
Speaker 3: at levels. What a lot of people don't see. See
Speaker 3: shut is a nice Christian girl. You know, she ain't
Speaker 3: had the life out of had. You know she ain't
Speaker 3: told as many lies.
Speaker 2: It's me.
Speaker 3: She ain't as much situations as me, so she ain't
Speaker 3: gonna see this stuff.
Speaker 2: Here go listen.
Speaker 3: Thirty two ye old woman falling for the forty three
Speaker 3: year old man. They met online and bonded because we
Speaker 3: both were lonely. I worked full time out of school.
Speaker 3: And he's a screenwriter. Here what he a screenwriter?
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 3: That ain't even the real title for it. He a
Speaker 3: screenwriter waiting on here now this way, let me let
Speaker 3: me show you how to go waiting on one of
Speaker 3: his movies to get green lit by a big producer.
Speaker 8: What what.
Speaker 3: Big producer who go green like this movie? Why would
Speaker 3: a big producer go through everybody they know.
Speaker 2: To get to him?
Speaker 3: He said that if that happens, he'll be set for
Speaker 3: life one movie.
Speaker 2: Don't then you think, holda part.
Speaker 3: You think if Spielberg had just made one movie, he'd
Speaker 3: have been sent You think if Denzel had a just
Speaker 3: stopped at Mo Better Blues, you think he'd have been
Speaker 3: sent for life. Pard Nook, is you outing your rabbit
Speaker 3: ass mine? You know how much stuff you got to
Speaker 3: put together? You're talking about? If he he'll be said left.
Speaker 3: We decided to meet up, and I ask him to
Speaker 3: meet me halfway since he lived hour for me, she
Speaker 3: told me it overcount, So I drove an hour to
Speaker 3: see him.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's another thing. He'll screen writer.
Speaker 1: Three hours to see him. Hold it right there, Steve.
Speaker 4: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
Speaker 4: twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: Subject is he a loser or a work in progress?
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 4: Subject is he loser or a work in progress?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Now, in order for me to recap this letter, I'd
Speaker 3: had to go too far. So let me just take
Speaker 3: you through it. Because the subject is is he a loser?
Speaker 3: All work in progress? Shirley call him a loser. I
Speaker 3: got to agree with her one hundred percent. This man
Speaker 3: is a complete loser. I pointed out to you as
Speaker 3: we go through the letter. Thirty two year old woman
Speaker 3: falling four forty three, You old man man online, bond
Speaker 3: it because we will lonely.
Speaker 2: I work full time out of school.
Speaker 3: And he is a screenwriter right there, Good lord almighty,
Speaker 3: he ain't even ain't to show nobody a screen that
Speaker 3: heatne written anybody taking movies out in Hollywood right now?
Speaker 2: Okay, So let's go with that right there.
Speaker 3: Waiting on one of his movies to get green lit
Speaker 3: by a big producer. Boy, do you have any idea
Speaker 3: the process it is to get to a big producer
Speaker 3: in Hollywood with your new ass, with this script.
Speaker 2: I ain't saying it can't be done. Ain't saying you
Speaker 2: can't have dreams. But oh lord, this one tough.
Speaker 14: He said.
Speaker 3: If that happens, he'll be set for life. Boy, one
Speaker 3: movie is not gonna set your ass for life. I
Speaker 3: can tell you it won't. That's not how this works.
Speaker 3: You gotta put these things together, man, you gotta start
Speaker 3: stacking paper. You know, you think Brad Pittle would have
Speaker 3: been all right with one movie, Tom Hanks with one movie,
Speaker 3: Now man Eddie with one movie.
Speaker 2: No, you got to put them together.
Speaker 3: We decided to meet up, and I asked him to
Speaker 3: meet me halfway since he lives an hour from me.
Speaker 2: He he told me he don't have a car. All right,
Speaker 2: Come on, forty three year old man. He told you
Speaker 2: he didn't have a car. You let that go. So
Speaker 2: I drove an hour to see him.
Speaker 3: When I got to his apartment, he said I couldn't
Speaker 3: come in because the couple he lived with.
Speaker 2: Don't want strangers inside the house. Hour you done.
Speaker 3: Drove an hour to his apartment to find out he
Speaker 3: don't have an apartment, that he's saying with a couple
Speaker 3: that then told him your ass can't come in here.
Speaker 3: He explained that he's staying on their couch.
Speaker 1: What he's staying, it's a funny three.
Speaker 2: Ye old man staying on his couch.
Speaker 3: See listen, I'm the last person can talk because I've
Speaker 3: been homeless and I lived in a car for three years.
Speaker 3: I met women while I lived in a car. I
Speaker 3: can tell you didn't go good. I can just tell
Speaker 3: you didn't go good because when I would say saying
Speaker 3: can I come over your place?
Speaker 19: We in it.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 3: I met a girl at a one night show one time.
Speaker 3: We was driving around the car, was gonna try to
Speaker 3: go to the waffle house or something. She said, uh,
Speaker 3: you stay around here somewhere else said yeah, she said
Speaker 3: where right here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So I understand now you staying on the couch now,
Speaker 3: and you staying on the couch in exchange for some
Speaker 3: cleaning and other housework. So now he a maid, So
Speaker 3: hear that cleaning tarlets and doing dishes and caryning out
Speaker 3: garbage and stuff and mopping flows. Okay, but he'll screen
Speaker 3: write them now. He said, he didn't tell me because
Speaker 3: he ain't want to scare me away. You askeding a
Speaker 3: guy in your car right then and turned your ass around.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you ain't that smart.
Speaker 3: I was very put off by this. You wasn't put
Speaker 3: off that much because guess what you did. He offered
Speaker 3: to take me to lunch, so that made it better. Well, oh,
Speaker 3: play the food all right, here we go. So now
Speaker 3: since that made the baby, we had a nice meal
Speaker 3: and things was going great until his card was declined
Speaker 3: at the restaurant. So now it was going great because
Speaker 3: he took brought you some lunch. Didn't found out he
Speaker 3: couldn't pay for the damn lunch. He stepped away to
Speaker 3: call his bank and asked me to cover the bill.
Speaker 3: He didn't talk nobody that bank. What he called the
Speaker 3: bank and say he no goodn't hall wear it ain't
Speaker 3: no money in there. He stepped round the corner and
Speaker 3: told you he called the bank. He talked nobody at
Speaker 3: that bank. Matter of fact, they'd ask you and bring
Speaker 3: his ass down there so they can leave here.
Speaker 12: It's overdressed.
Speaker 3: He was embarrassed, so I assured him that it was okay.
Speaker 3: You're such a nice person. We decided to get a
Speaker 3: hotel room so we could spend the day together. What
Speaker 3: wait a minute, what wait a minute? After all that
Speaker 3: didn't happen, You're desperate ass. After you found out he
Speaker 3: stay on the couch with the other couple, that he
Speaker 3: a housekeeper and he'll screen right awaiting on the big producer.
Speaker 3: He ain't got no money, and he took you to
Speaker 3: the restaurant and you ain't got the money. He called
Speaker 3: a bank and then WI told you whom y'all gonna
Speaker 3: get a hotel room. So he spend the day together,
Speaker 3: but his card was declined again. If you can't pay
Speaker 3: for the food, how the hell you're gonna get a
Speaker 3: hotel room. So I put the room on my credit card.
Speaker 3: He called the bank again and said his accounts had
Speaker 3: a glitch in it. You had to glitch is called
Speaker 3: ain't no money. It's a big glitch. I've had three
Speaker 3: years of the glitches. But he could pay me back
Speaker 3: in twenty four hours. That night, we had the most
Speaker 3: intense sex and amazing conversations. Hey, can I come back
Speaker 3: on this next break? Yeah, because this is very important
Speaker 3: right here, because I want to share with you why
Speaker 3: you had the most intense sex and amazing conversation. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna share with you why that happened. And I don't
Speaker 3: have the time in a little bit of time we
Speaker 3: got left, But y'all need to focus on it because
Speaker 3: when we come back, you need to find out how
Speaker 3: you can have the most intense sex with a person
Speaker 3: that ain't got no damn money.
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Speaker 4: Is he a loser or work in progress? Right after this, you're.
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Speaker 4: All right, see we're back with part three. Here's the
Speaker 4: Strawberry Letter with part three to it. The subject is
Speaker 4: is he a loser or a work in progress? So
Speaker 4: you left with telling us.
Speaker 2: You were gonna do an breakshaw, So just brief amazing.
Speaker 3: Let me explain something to you. This woman to met
Speaker 3: this forty three old man who's a screenwriter. They've been
Speaker 3: online and they met, and you're trying to figure out
Speaker 3: if he a loser or if he's a work in progress.
Speaker 3: Me and Sheirley and I already said they loser. Just
Speaker 3: a couple of bullet points to remind you why we
Speaker 3: think he's a loser. He's waiting on the screen play
Speaker 3: to get green lit by a big producer. That's one
Speaker 3: he said. If it happened, it's gonna be set for life.
Speaker 3: He forty three. Then you drive to meet him, and
Speaker 3: you told him meet you halfway. He told you he
Speaker 3: can't meet you halfway because he ain't got no car.
Speaker 3: You drove all the way to see him to got
Speaker 3: to his apartment, and then you found out that you
Speaker 3: couldn't come in because the couple he lived with don't
Speaker 3: want no strangers.
Speaker 2: Inside they house.
Speaker 14: Did.
Speaker 3: He told you that he was staying on they couch
Speaker 3: in exchange for doing housework and other chores. Then he
Speaker 3: told you he won't to tell you that because he
Speaker 3: ain't want to scare you weight and instead of getting
Speaker 3: scared your ass stage.
Speaker 2: But then he offered to take you to lunch, so
Speaker 2: that made it better.
Speaker 3: Then he took you to lunch, and when the bill came,
Speaker 3: he couldn't pay for the damn lunch, so you put.
Speaker 2: It on your card. I don't know how good, how
Speaker 2: good that damn meal was.
Speaker 3: But then right after that, y'all decided to get a
Speaker 3: hotel room so y'all could spend the day together. But
Speaker 3: his card got declined again he couldn't take for the
Speaker 3: damn meal. So he gonna get a room. What hotel was,
Speaker 3: y'all at Glenn's motor In. Listen to me, the hotel
Speaker 3: room normally costs more than for you know, four hours,
Speaker 3: for twenty dollars, you know.
Speaker 2: And he said his account had a glitch in it.
Speaker 1: Glitch.
Speaker 3: No, his account ain't had no money in it. That's
Speaker 3: the biggest glitch of them all.
Speaker 2: He said. He bade you back in twenty four hours. Now,
Speaker 2: this is where we left off.
Speaker 3: That night we had the most intense sex, an amazing conversation. Well, first,
Speaker 3: let me deal with the amazing conversation. First of all,
Speaker 3: he a screenwriter. He know how to tell a story.
Speaker 2: If you like listening to him.
Speaker 3: So that's a good ass conversation. Now let me tell
Speaker 3: you why you had the intense sex. Because he was
Speaker 3: screwing for opportunity.
Speaker 2: He was screwing for a chance. He was screwing for hope.
Speaker 3: He was screwing for somewhere that lill. He was screwing
Speaker 3: for another payment. He was screwing for somebody to clean
Speaker 3: up this bank account of his.
Speaker 2: He was screwing for somebody with a credit report. He
Speaker 2: was screwing for somebody.
Speaker 3: That's working down at the school center.
Speaker 2: He was screwing for everybody that could get his ass.
Speaker 3: Off that couch because he tied to do it housework
Speaker 3: to get for these white people he living there with.
Speaker 2: That's why the sex was so intended screwing with purpose.
Speaker 1: Of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're
Speaker 1: listening morning show. But Sunday is Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: You guys know that, so you know, so you know
Speaker 4: it's so different now how people raise their children, how
Speaker 4: the world is right now. Some of the stuff kids
Speaker 4: get away with now, we could never get away with
Speaker 4: any childhood stories you guys want to share, Junior.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 14: That's Mother's Day and every Yeah, we need to have
Speaker 14: at least an annual day where every child get there
Speaker 14: behind what I think we need to bring that back.
Speaker 8: We do.
Speaker 11: You know if these kids don't get to feel no more,
Speaker 11: they don't get to feel being awakened in the middle
Speaker 11: of the night by a belt and you have no
Speaker 11: reason why.
Speaker 2: You don't even know why you getting.
Speaker 11: Beat because that happened to me because I didn't know
Speaker 11: what you But first of all, when you sleep and
Speaker 11: that belt, you don't feel the covers coming off and
Speaker 11: that belt hit you in the middle of your back
Speaker 11: and your eyes opened up, but your hearing ain't kicked
Speaker 11: in because they still yelling at you.
Speaker 2: What what what what?
Speaker 14: It didn't matter where that belt landed. There was no
Speaker 14: there was no limit to it. Across the neck, cross
Speaker 14: the back, across the.
Speaker 2: Button in your eye.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you can get hit with a belt anywhere.
Speaker 4: That was real evil of your parents to let you
Speaker 4: go to sleep and let you think that they forgot y. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like a sucker punch in the middle of the night,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you couldn't come.
Speaker 14: You couldn't sleep right Noway, even when you got in
Speaker 14: that bed, you knew it was coming.
Speaker 1: You know it was coming, but you didn't know when.
Speaker 2: Told me.
Speaker 14: I mean, my daddy told me to cut the yard.
Speaker 14: And I did not cut the yard. He told me
Speaker 14: three days straight. I did not remember the cut. I
Speaker 14: kept coming over.
Speaker 13: I just came. I kept coming from track records. I
Speaker 13: forgot to cut the yard.
Speaker 14: Man that that that on the third night, I was
Speaker 14: cutting that yard at eleven thirty with a flashlight.
Speaker 1: And I mean, you better edge it.
Speaker 14: And I mean and the neighbor next door was this
Speaker 14: white guy. He comes out, Hey, what's going on? My
Speaker 14: dad said, you might want to go on back in
Speaker 14: your house tonight. This ain't today for that, This ain't
Speaker 14: the day be asking me what's.
Speaker 13: Going on here?
Speaker 2: What you want?
Speaker 1: I'm raising my son, That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: I'm raising myn What we woke.
Speaker 14: Up the next morning, I had lines going in every directoryard.
Speaker 1: But you cut that up.
Speaker 13: I cut that yard, man, I cut that yard.
Speaker 1: Jeez, you know, childhood?
Speaker 15: What's on?
Speaker 9: Guy?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 3: I really had a real simple childhood, you know, still
Speaker 3: with happiness and you know, pop Candy, this had just
Speaker 3: wonderful experience with my parents.
Speaker 2: I was just just an obedient child.
Speaker 13: I just.
Speaker 3: Just you know, you know, I just wanted to see
Speaker 3: how that sounds. You know, all the trauma I done
Speaker 3: went through. Man, I'm tired of talking about my trauma.
Speaker 3: I was enjoying time to store.
Speaker 2: All mine. Worse.
Speaker 13: So, I what what have you?
Speaker 1: What have your parents told you to do that you
Speaker 1: did not do and you got in trouble for it.
Speaker 2: Here was a big thing.
Speaker 3: My father planted a garden in the backyard every year,
Speaker 3: and it was one of the last snows of the year,
Speaker 3: probably in April and that snowed in Cleveland one year,
Speaker 3: and he said, now listen, don't y'all play in that
Speaker 3: snow in that backyard and dig that dirt up and
Speaker 3: turn it into mud and snow back then, because it's
Speaker 3: probably the last snow. And I'm gonna get that get
Speaker 3: my crops in the ground. In a couple of weeks,
Speaker 3: we were right on out there and played football. I'm
Speaker 3: talking about man, And there was so much mud in
Speaker 3: that damn yard, dog, and so we were. Our plan
Speaker 3: was we was gonna take some snow that had been
Speaker 3: shown and just cover it back up. And uh, next
Speaker 3: thing I know, the station wagon was pulling up in
Speaker 3: the yard. I was just going a touchdown and I
Speaker 3: was I was jumping up in me and air trying
Speaker 3: to get back down to the ground. Stop this celebration,
Speaker 3: because he was looking dead at me and that mud
Speaker 3: was everywhere, and he took us in the garage and
Speaker 3: beat all the mud off of us.
Speaker 1: Whoaah. All right, all right, all right, thank you. Yes,
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Speaker 4: Would you rather guys, happy wife, happy life? Or would
Speaker 4: you rather you both be happy?
Speaker 12: It's a but I would life beat but I don't
Speaker 12: see it coming.
Speaker 1: Would you rather up the choice of what you rather?
Speaker 12: I'll go ahead, it's future for you.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't even know how that's what
Speaker 2: would you rather? I think that's the desert? Is it ever?
Speaker 1: All right, lit'st hear from from the nephew?
Speaker 13: What happy wife, happy life? I'm not messing that up? Okay,
Speaker 13: all right, I'm.
Speaker 1: Good answer, good answer?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather be super rich, super rich and small.
Speaker 4: Down you know there? Or would you rather have an
Speaker 4: average income and be big?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 14: Oh no, I'll be rich with it a night little,
Speaker 14: I'm yeah, I mean I'm going super rich.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 14: If y'all asked a question, call y'all be a little
Speaker 14: tiny thing, just just riches all get out with him?
Speaker 1: Junior?
Speaker 12: Well you know, well go you know I'm already being
Speaker 12: might as well go be eight.
Speaker 2: Listen to the.
Speaker 1: All right, let's hear from the man. Super rich.
Speaker 3: I'm not fitting to gild my money for nothing. Can't
Speaker 3: nobody to tell about talk about it anyway? So how
Speaker 3: you feel about me?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather have very skinny legs or very long neck?
Speaker 1: Which one man.
Speaker 13: A lone man?
Speaker 1: Skinny legs are long neck?
Speaker 13: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got with the legs. I got reindal legs anyway,
Speaker 2: So you rather have that?
Speaker 1: Could just keep what you got?
Speaker 14: Don't your turtleneck don't fit?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 13: You don't want that?
Speaker 1: But Tommy, you was been looking crazy because you were
Speaker 1: running all right? All right?
Speaker 4: Would you rather be sexy and hated by many or
Speaker 4: average looking and very popular?
Speaker 20: I'm finna be here. Yeah, that's the basis of your
Speaker 20: popul leg Come on now, come on, and all three
Speaker 20: of us has beats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's wrong. Would you rather?
Speaker 4: Guys, you're coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour,
Speaker 4: we'll close out the show with the one and only
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4: All right, here we are, last break of the day,
Speaker 4: another fine day on the Steve Harvey Morton Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you so much for listening. All right, Steve
Speaker 1: you're up closing remarks.
Speaker 9: What you got?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, more and more. I try to share
Speaker 3: things that I learned as I pick them up, you know.
Speaker 3: I try to, you know, when I'm talking to people
Speaker 3: about my faith and my walk. I guess I use
Speaker 3: myself as an example because I want to. I try
Speaker 3: to simplify for people, because man, so many people get
Speaker 3: turned off with traditional religion. And there's nothing wrong with church, man,
Speaker 3: I think that church is one of the great institutions
Speaker 3: that's that's ever been around, you know, But some people
Speaker 3: can't get there, and some people get turned off by
Speaker 3: people in the church when it's really the relationship with God.
Speaker 2: That you try to foster.
Speaker 3: But there are some people in churches that can be
Speaker 3: quite a turn off in you trying to find the
Speaker 3: peace you're looking for in your life or the answers
Speaker 3: you're looking for in your life, because you go to
Speaker 3: this building and somebody in the building ain't really a
Speaker 3: good example of Christian or whatever your faith is, and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden they come in there, they did
Speaker 3: they full of more devil than being at a club.
Speaker 2: Sometimes.
Speaker 3: So what I try to offer people through my own
Speaker 3: little form of testimonies to show you that you can
Speaker 3: have this walk with God just the way you are,
Speaker 3: that you don't have to try to fix yourself to
Speaker 3: have this relationship that you got to start somewhere. And God,
Speaker 3: God deal with regular people all the time. God, just
Speaker 3: don't deal with the people that consider them saying, Holy, God,
Speaker 3: deal with regular people. God take regular people and turn
Speaker 3: them into heroes. God take regular people. The Bible is
Speaker 3: full of stories of regular people that God used as
Speaker 3: an example, people who showed extraordinary exhibitions of faith and hope.
Speaker 3: And so I just try to share with the people
Speaker 3: stuff that I learned along the way. One of the
Speaker 3: things I was learning, man, was I had to really
Speaker 3: learn to accept each day just as it came to me.
Speaker 3: And that's what I want to share with you today.
Speaker 3: You got a people, we got to start accepting the
Speaker 3: day as it comes to you. Do not waste your
Speaker 3: time and energy wishing for a different set of circumstances,
Speaker 3: because it's.
Speaker 2: Not going to happen.
Speaker 3: Do you know how much time and energy you burn
Speaker 3: wishing things weren't the way they were? Do you know
Speaker 3: how much time and energy you've wished hoping something was different?
Speaker 3: And there's no way it can be different. We spending
Speaker 3: too much time with that. You got to accept the
Speaker 3: things in the day that you can't do anything about,
Speaker 3: and remember you and remember something man that instead of that,
Speaker 3: start trusting in the process that God has a special
Speaker 3: design and a special purpose for you even with these difficulties. Man,
Speaker 3: you got to trust in the process. His plan for
Speaker 3: you is different from my plan. It's different from your
Speaker 3: mother's plan. It's different from all your friends' plans. But
Speaker 3: don't so don't spend that much time and energy like
Speaker 3: so many of us do, like I've done. I can't
Speaker 3: count the times I did it, Man, wishing certain circumstances
Speaker 3: weren't the circumstances.
Speaker 2: But they are. It is what it is.
Speaker 3: Now what you gonna do about it? This could be
Speaker 3: an opportunity for you to get closer to God. Sometimes
Speaker 3: trials and tribulations and things come our way because God
Speaker 3: just want us to be closer to him. You know
Speaker 3: how people get aggravated all the time. People kill me
Speaker 3: when they say this. He went to prison, he found
Speaker 3: the Lord. He had to wait till he went to
Speaker 3: prison and found the Lord.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but he found him.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 3: See, everybody ain't got to go to prison to find him.
Speaker 3: You know how I found him. I found him living
Speaker 3: in a car. You know how else I found him.
Speaker 3: I found him when he took everything from me twice.
Speaker 3: You know how I found him. I found him out
Speaker 3: to two divorces man when he just looked like I
Speaker 3: wasn't gonna rise no more. And guess what, I keep
Speaker 3: finding him over and over and over again. I keep
Speaker 3: finding how great he really is. Every time a hardship
Speaker 3: come in my life, I find out a little bit
Speaker 3: more about it. I find out just how powerful, how forgiving,
Speaker 3: how loving, how merciful, how graceful he really is. Every
Speaker 3: time something happened, when they write me off and he
Speaker 3: lifts me up again. I keep finding out about him
Speaker 3: every day I wake up how good he really is,
Speaker 3: So don't worry about the brother. They go to prison
Speaker 3: and find it. And now he want to tell me
Speaker 3: about the Lord. He been sitting in a sall. Well,
Speaker 3: maybe that's what it took. Maybe that's what it took.
Speaker 3: But the same thing it took for him to find
Speaker 3: the Lord, something gonna happen to you to make you
Speaker 3: find him too. And sometimes, like I say, you need
Speaker 3: them trials and them tribulations to get you in a
Speaker 3: better place. These trials and tribulations ain't to break you
Speaker 3: and to destroy you. It's to strengthen you. You need
Speaker 3: all it is to draw you closer. You think about it,
Speaker 3: You wouldn't even go to God if you didn't need him.
Speaker 3: Must be talking to myself. I know I wouldn't have
Speaker 3: if everything went right for me my whole life. You
Speaker 3: think I'll be talking to God all the time now
Speaker 3: because I got everything, But I need him No, And
Speaker 3: it pushed me to him, and I'm glad it did.
Speaker 3: So remember stop tripping about your circumstances. Man, get yourself
Speaker 3: in contact with your creator. God loves you, want some
Speaker 3: relationship with you. Sometimes he trials and tribulations is to
Speaker 3: get that relationship. Okay, those are my closing remarks. Hope
Speaker 3: I ain't step on nobody's toes. Y'all have a great
Speaker 3: root here.
Speaker 2: Talk to God. He loves to hear first, Okay for sure.
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