Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And you never see
Speaker 1: new Cereal ads on TV anymore. We just stopped inventing
Speaker 1: them after the nineties were done. They're like, we got crunchy, frosty,
Speaker 1: flaky o's that's enough. That's really interesting. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to think, like even like a YouTube pre roll or something.
Speaker 1: I got nothing. No, yeah, where are you at? Cereal World?
Speaker 1: They gave up, but I will never give up and
Speaker 1: stop inventing new mouth watering, sugar coated headlines for my
Speaker 1: co host to care about. Oh damn, Caro, don't care,
Speaker 1: So open wide for a spoonful of your first headline,
Speaker 1: just like Cereal Delicious, but doctors don't recommend it. We
Speaker 1: get to your first one bloop bloop. One man just
Speaker 1: blooped his way into the record books, Karen, don't care.
Speaker 1: I blutle bit. I can't. I don't know. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: three bloops. Give me a bloop. In Key Largo, Florida,
Speaker 1: there's a university professor named Joseph Deturi who also goes
Speaker 1: by the moniker Doctor deep Sea. Oh cool, and he
Speaker 1: just said a new Guinness World record by living underwater
Speaker 1: for seventy four straight days. Oh, that's I get it.
Speaker 1: It's the air bubbles coming up. He stayed in an
Speaker 1: underwater lodge at the bottom of a forty foot deep
Speaker 1: lagoon in the Florida Keys. Wait, is it like a
Speaker 1: resort or is it just him down in a like
Speaker 1: weird hole. I'll show you a picture of it. It
Speaker 1: does not look fancy at all. It looks like a
Speaker 1: like a metal casing and like a single room with
Speaker 1: nothing to do. And so he broke the previous record
Speaker 1: of seventy three days, two hours, and thirty four minutes
Speaker 1: set by two other professors nine years ago at the
Speaker 1: same exact location. Oh again, there he is just reading
Speaker 1: a book, waving to some scuba divers that are outside
Speaker 1: his window. The most professor, What did he do down there?
Speaker 1: For over two months? He says. He ate a protein
Speaker 1: heavy diet, mostly eggs and salmon prepared inside of a microwave.
Speaker 1: So you know, it smells down there. It's disgusting eating
Speaker 1: salmon and making eye contact with fish swimming by, Like,
Speaker 1: don't you mess with me. This could be you. He
Speaker 1: exercised using two resistance bands. Oh, a lot of donkey
Speaker 1: kicks going, he said. He did his daily push ups
Speaker 1: and always took an hour long nap every single day,
Speaker 1: and he did experiments to see how his body responds
Speaker 1: to living underwater. Okay, see, okay, now I don't know
Speaker 1: he's still down there. I was concerned you were going
Speaker 1: to give us information on how he used a bathroom
Speaker 1: or who. Yeah, jump outside, I don't have his hygiene breakdown.
Speaker 1: That's a fascinating piece. But he says even though he
Speaker 1: set the new record, he still plans to demolish it
Speaker 1: by staying there until the middle of June, when he'll
Speaker 1: reach one hundred days submerged. You already broke. It isn't
Speaker 1: that bad to be a teacher these days. You're just like,
Speaker 1: I make more money down here to be there is
Speaker 1: one thing that he really misses, though, you know what
Speaker 1: that is. He can't get cable all the Sweet Life
Speaker 1: reruns with Zack and Cody show. I'm just kidding. He
Speaker 1: can't get cable. He misses the sun. He says he
Speaker 1: hasn't seen it rise or set in over two months. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it makes sense, he's my choice. Yeah, you can go.
Speaker 1: Let's see if you guys care about this. Chat GPT
Speaker 1: more like chat w T F Karen, don't care, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm fascinated by this AI stuff. I care, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care, but let's go chat. GPT has been
Speaker 1: in thousands of headlines across the world over the last
Speaker 1: few months. We've all seen that. Recently, an article came
Speaker 1: out about a person who asked chat GPT. What are
Speaker 1: the most weirdest questions that people are asking? I get
Speaker 1: disturbed by the weirdest Google searches people do. This is
Speaker 1: gonna be way worse. Well, here's the top five. Number five,
Speaker 1: I'm convinced my neighbor's cat is spying on me. What
Speaker 1: should I do? Get it? Why do I see the
Speaker 1: cat like in a little mission impossible like scenario where
Speaker 1: it's like dropping down from the ceilings. Number four? What
Speaker 1: would happen if I tried to microwave a burrito while
Speaker 1: writing a unicycle? I think that it would be fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a good day. It's number three? Is it
Speaker 1: possible to train a hamster to play the guitar? Oh? Guitar?
Speaker 1: Can a I do that for us? Number two? I'm
Speaker 1: having dreams about being a tomato? Is that normal? I
Speaker 1: feel like these were all written by that guy underneath
Speaker 1: the water in his little bubble. Just answer. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: are you a ripe tomato? The number one weirdest question
Speaker 1: people are asking chat GPT can you help me write
Speaker 1: a love letter to a tree? Oh? Interesting, that's just
Speaker 1: because they've read The Giving Tree. After you read that book,
Speaker 1: you're like, man, we should be nicer to these trees.
Speaker 1: Oh om, he's in a weird spot right now. Anyway,
Speaker 1: for the record, I told you guys, we shouldn't have
Speaker 1: cared about that. Okay, we're going to your next headline.
Speaker 1: A woman checked and found her bank account was overdrawn
Speaker 1: by one hundred billion dollars. Spicy one, I care what
Speaker 1: you buy. Just what would you do if you woke
Speaker 1: up one morning and found your bank account was overdrawn
Speaker 1: by nearly one hundred billion dollars eighty maybe a call? Well,
Speaker 1: that happened to a New Jersey woman named Patricia Conlin.
Speaker 1: She got out of bed, clicked on her Chase Bank
Speaker 1: app and saw the numbers staring right back at her
Speaker 1: negative ninety nine billion, nine hundred and ninety nine ninety
Speaker 1: nine dollars and ninety nine cents. What kind of fee
Speaker 1: is that? A negative fine? Still dollars. Yeah, negative balance.
Speaker 1: She spent hours frantically making calls, speaking to different departments
Speaker 1: of Chase, trying to figure out how this happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then she got into her private jet and she's like, God,
Speaker 1: I can't fire enough. Well, her husband had passed away
Speaker 1: two months ago, so one of the customers serve people
Speaker 1: mumbled her something about a deceased account holder, and so
Speaker 1: she was wondering, is my husband involved in like something
Speaker 1: crazy financially sucking money out? He's like, when I died,
Speaker 1: take all of her money. Turns out no, it was
Speaker 1: just a simple bank care. They fixed it in a
Speaker 1: few hours. A few hours. Financial experts do recommend that
Speaker 1: you set up an alert on your account anytime that
Speaker 1: it reaches negative a billion. Okay, she got all the
Speaker 1: way to ninety nine billion. If she could have just
Speaker 1: figured it out during that first billion, you could have
Speaker 1: avoided a lot of the headache. Imagine the relief. It's
Speaker 1: only negative seven million. We can live with this. She's
Speaker 1: in the anti billionaires club. Finally, Jeff's joke of the day,
Speaker 1: Caroen don't care? Where is Elon Musk from? Oh speaking
Speaker 1: of billionaires? Where Matt at the gas scartest for cars.
Speaker 1: Is that why you get it? Yeah? Did you pte
Speaker 1: yourself because you love it so much? No one's care
Speaker 1: and don't care. Your phone taps coming up right after this.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.